Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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little_budget Report

giovanna
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1 year ago

You're my new hero

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AmyAbroad Report

Ola Polowczyk
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1 year ago

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

Three owls in raincoat? Can we friends, please?

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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Colin Leetham
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1 year ago

This.

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#5

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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kathryn stretton
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1 year ago

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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pusheen buttercup
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1 year ago

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
1 year ago

People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a fucking genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Pamela24
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1 year ago

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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Pranav Joshi
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1 year ago

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

With the current happenings, couldn't agree more! We really need to raise our boys better!

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Nikki D
Community Member
1 year ago

I would LOVE to be able to go on midnight strolls.

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
1 year ago

And men like to be able to as well. How about we crack down on harassment and sexual violence rather than restricting people’s movement on the basis of gender?

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Phil Boswell
Community Member
1 year ago

Men should learn to control themselves…heaven knows they have enough practice trying to control women, they ought to have at least a modicum of expertise by now >_<

AvengingDragon
Community Member
1 year ago

Men have been shitty in the past, I agree. But a lot of men are not rapists or total dickheads. Having said that though, women have been on the receiving end of oppression for centuries - I mean, find one ancient culture that is like, "oh yeah, women are just as good as men" and I will lose my mind. However, such oppression should not be compensated for by merely flipping roles. We should both be tolerant of one another regardless of gender, sexuality, or religion. It really doesn't matter in the long run, so just let people express themselves.

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Sadly, those who study violence against women say that 10% of men are rapists, and, of them, 10% are violent rapists. But women don't fight back because they're afraid that the rapist might be violent, so the violent rapist makes it possible for the other rapists to continue. And women don't fight back against a lot of crap that we have to put up with because...rape. So the violent rapist is keeping rapists going, and rape keeps the whole thing going. That's why they call our society a "rape culture".

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Remliel
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes. I would like to go out at night, have worry-free fun.

kurisutofu
Community Member
1 year ago

Let's alternate then. Every other day, we switch.

kurisutofu
Community Member
1 year ago

Or more like in proper English, we switch every day and so your turn is every other day.

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Thedarksideofme
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1 year ago

Are you suggesting oppression based on someone's gender?

Katinka Min
Community Member
1 year ago

The poster might be Indian. There was once a big there to create curfews for women to stop them from bein brutally slaughtered. The violence against women in India is truly gruesome. This post might just be a reaction to this.

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

THATS A TERRIFIC IDEA

Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 year ago

No it's not. Would we accept it if a man said that about us? We want balance and we won't get that treating men as anything other than the way we wish to be treated, within reason. I'm not saying be a doormat I'm just saying respect is a two way street

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Shada
Community Member
1 year ago

Or...men should just behave with humanity

daniel280456
Community Member
1 year ago

Lesbians have the highest percentage of domestic abuse. You're still going to get smacked, even with no men around.

Si
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1 year ago

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Sonali Dahiwile
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1 year ago

Men should control themselves instead of controlling women.

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Golda Meir made a similar statement when she was Prime Minister of Israel. I read the quote many years ago, and it has always stuck with me.

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm male and I would support this idea.

Dav Carro-Ripalda
Community Member
1 year ago

I do not agree... that is not equality. we all should be able to go out together, not by turns... this is a hembrist comment.

Gabriel Sbárbaro
Community Member
1 year ago

This is hate agains all men and that's not OK. I'm sorry you had the bad luck to come across only bad man in your life but we're not ALL rapists...

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
1 year ago

You don't have to be a rapist to hurt women. You just proved my point that rape keeps the whole culture of oppressing women alive.

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Cathryn Cade
Community Member
1 year ago

Bwahahaha! I love it

Sylvia Faust
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't agree with that one.

Laurie Stewart
Community Member
1 year ago

I have a fraternal twin, a brother and he’s four minutes older than me. When we were 16/17 years old, I used to get so mad because my curfew was 11 and his was midnight. I’d be like, “WE ARE THE SAME AGE!!” and my parents would say it’s because he is a boy. I would say the very same thing, that maybe boys needed to come in earlier, so the girls could stay out later.

Pobin Rice
Community Member
1 year ago

I actually strongly agree with this..... many sports facilities and shopping centres...that is not ment to derogatorily (is that a word?)

kasa alex
Community Member
1 year ago

This.

Becky Macduff
Community Member
1 year ago

I think Hitler had slightly similar ideas.

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
1 year ago

women are starting to become aggressive and evil. I wouldn't trust a junkie in the streets here, male or female. If you're a shitty person, your sex won't stop you

Warawk
Community Member
1 year ago

how can any fucking upvote this fucking shit. Stop criminalizing men.

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
1 year ago

You criminalize yourselves every time a man beats a woman, which is about every 27 seconds. Read "The War Against Women". Wake up!

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Harleen
Community Member
1 year ago

Guess what though? YOU CAN.

Dirk Daring
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm for it. I just want to go to bed anyway, and when she* gets home, I'll be rested for whatever she wants, or if that's nothing, I can continue sleeping. Win-Win. *a theoretical she who does not currently exist.

Jaxi Velineaux
Community Member
1 year ago

"Help, I am having a heart attack!" "Sorry, the only cardiac doctor on call this shift just went home; he can't be seen out after dark you know....."

Full Name
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1 year ago

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Yes, it's just such a battlefield out there what with guys all rapey and shit, haha. Right. The amount of women who are assaulted by strangers vs people they already know it by many orders of magnitude. I'm sick of this shit where I'm expected to go out of my way to let a girl know I'm not a threat. That would be like a girl meeting a guy and always having to go out of her way to let him know she won't turn into a psycho ex. But that would be sexist, right ladies?

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

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It's coming already, in my country: in summer, at night, women have the right to get off the bus in-between stops, so they don't get assaulted. But men can't. If you have a dick, even small, worthless, innocent one, you are a danger to society and no one cares if you get raped/stabbed/robed/killed. You are a man, you are suppposed to be strong AND offensive. Wow, bravo for feminists! Cutting dicks everywhere, one at a time!

Hendra Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

maybe it's just because there's fewer men got attacked than women, and most criminal is a man. and also that some bad people doesn't even care if it's man or woman. btw, maybe your message is gonna be more well accepted if you said it more politely

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Cyllian Nash
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1 year ago

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Spoken like a true cunt.

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Stille20
Community Member
1 year ago

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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Susan
Community Member
1 year ago

:) Yeah.

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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athornedrose
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1 year ago

i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

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S.
Community Member
1 year ago

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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#17

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Pumbaa
Community Member
1 year ago

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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#18

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Kathleen Barlow
Community Member
1 year ago

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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Kelly Hartle
Community Member
1 year ago

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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wernerspenguin Report

Soupcat
Community Member
1 year ago

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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Raluca Neacsu
Community Member
1 year ago

i actually sang that LOL

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S.
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1 year ago

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Who doesn't own bedsheets ?

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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Sarah Kate Lamming
Community Member
1 year ago

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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#31

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Giovanni
Community Member
1 year ago

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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Pamela24
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like you missed a true gem.

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Dora Bedpan
Community Member
1 year ago

He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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Emerald Joanna
Community Member
1 year ago

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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Nini Meow
Community Member
1 year ago

Creepy

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Hendra Lim
Community Member
1 year ago

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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desert29rat
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1 year ago

Hahahahahaha *snort*

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#38

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Ruby
Community Member
1 year ago

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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Lemon Garnished Potato
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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giovanna
Community Member
1 year ago

Agree

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