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The power of a great meme comes from its relatability. If a pic and a caption manage to connect with you (bonus points if they manage to do it in a wildly witty way), then you’re bound to share it with your friends because you think they’ll vibe with it, too. And that’s how things go viral.
That’s where the Women’s Humor social media project comes in. Though it describes itself as focused on humor that women love, we find that pretty much anyone, regardless of their gender, can enjoy the pics and memes. We’ve collected the funniest and most relatable posts from the project’s Twitter page, so scroll down, and check them out.
Bored Panda got in touch with comedy writer and published author Ariane Sherine with a few questions about memes, humor, and keeping content fresh. Read on to see what she told us.
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#1
Bumblebee 2 years ago
He hated noise the most. In the book he didn't like Christmas because of all the noise, it was loud enough to hear up the mountain. If you've ever had neighbors that had music with their lights, you'd get it
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
The guy across the street from me has his Christmas lights on every night.
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Jungle Empress 85 2 years ago
Or just the noise, which is more relatable to me. The world is too loud.
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
This is probably the single most relatable meme I've seen in such a long time....
The Women’s Humor project has a massive presence on social media. On Twitter alone, it’s amassed a whopping 1 million followers. Meanwhile, it has another million fans over on Facebook, as well as a further 186k followers on Instagram.
The project has been running on Twitter all the way since August 2011. It’s worth repeating once again that most of the memes shared here are something that basically anyone will be able to vibe with because they’re so universal. However, the project states that it’s specifically focusing on the type of content that only women might enjoy.
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#2
Donkey boi 2 years ago
There is a lot of goodness in the world! It just happens around other people.
Lea Panthera 2 years ago
OMG I was so depressed at school today and I didn't realize I needed this comment 😂
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Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
That's how depression works, it robs you of your ability to derive joy from those things.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago (edited)
There’s a condition called anhedonia, and it's a common condition for people with depression. It’s basically the inability to feel joy. ((Hugs)) if this is you. https://www.webmd.com/depression/what-is-anhedonia Edit: Wording
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#3
MushroomHead22 2 years ago
the thought that your physical health is worse off than your mental health will make your mental health worse.
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
I do too. Yet when I walk my brain goes like : what if .... I should have done.... How... WWhen... Help. When I run however, my brain goes like : WTF , c*nt, f*ck, sh*t.... lets not do this running and enjoy something nice like sitting in the sun with a cup of tea happy not to run anymore.
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KLo 2 years ago
A good sprint releases endorphins, I actually get a high off a run.
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Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
I started out on a 2 mile run this morning but I had to go back home because I forgot something... I forgot I couldn't run 2 miles.
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
Neither are in good health so I prefer to think of them as even. Don't know if capable of handling it if one is worse than the other
Comedy expert Ariane, from the UK, shared her thoughts with Bored Panda on how to give a meme more staying power and help it attract more attention, aside from making it more relatable.
"Make sure your meme is original. People are less likely to share or like content they’ve already seen or which is similar," she told us.
"Ensure it’s topical for added impact. And, of course, make it as funny as possible. That way, people will be more willing to share it to make their friends and followers laugh."
#4
Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
I also dress like a grandma, because grandmas dress for comfort rather than for trends
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
That totally explains my fashion sense. I just thought I had terrible fashion but it turns out that it's just my inner old lady guiding my fashion 😊
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Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
"When things get rough, remember these sage words: you're old, you sag, get over it!" Sophia was the OG!
Tiki Stanford 2 years ago
Sofia!!!!!!! In high school there were four of us that were close, and we chose which Golden Girl we were most like. I was Sofia :) And now, a couple of (35) years later, the comparison holds true! Although I do look a bit more the part...
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I have both, I can either be the most childish person you ever met or become a nagging grandma who complains about “kids these days” and makes sure everyone has sunscreen
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I may never travel in my retirement, but old age has given me the freedom to finally live my life without suffering fools.
#5
Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
The caption is so accurate, and if anything could describe my life at this very moment, it is this!!
Maya Freeman 2 years ago
He needs a family. I am willing. Come home with me now. I WILL HUG YOU AND CUDDLE YOU ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!
#6
BookFanatic 2 years ago
Please do not tell the babies I thought they were meatballs on spaghetti.
Meanwhile, the comedy writer gave some tips on what content creators should remember to keep their content fresh and relatable.
"I used to read the news to come up with ideas. There are of course fresh stories every day, so reading them is a good way of dreaming up new content," she suggested. "Failing that, I took inspiration from everyday life and the situations I found myself in."
Ariane also shed some light on what determines what we laugh at and whether it's at all related to our gender. "I think it depends. As a female comedian, I found that some of the female audience would be turned off by anything crude, sweary, or gross out, whereas this was definitely less the case for men," she told Bored Panda.
"But of course, that isn’t the case for all women—I love crude and sweary humor!"
#7
Billie Templeton 2 years ago
Trauma can give you a twisted sense of humor: case in point: My favorite bumper sticker is: Let's Put The FUN back in Funeral.
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
No it didn't. I was a child, I needed to be safe, not strong. Now I have a slew of physical and mental illnesses that I'm going to have to live with for the rest of my life.
Tiki Stanford 2 years ago
Same.Some of it happened before I could even talk. How in the hell do I use that to make me stronger??
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I don't know. My humor is pretty messed up and dark; not many think I'm funny 😬
Laura Lett 2 years ago
Then I should be able to bench press a Cadillac by now!!
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Louisa Johnson 2 years ago
Agree, if I dwell on my childhood I would have left this plain along time ago.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Kids are resilient, they can bounce back. What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. These horrible messages must be eradicated and never uttered again.
#8
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on sh*tting themselves twice a day?
Mike Hunt 2 years ago (edited)
And extra pairs of underwear...I've never s**t myself during the day and needed a fresh pair but going on holiday? Better prepare in case I do!
P.C. 2 years ago
But I think it’s like… when you’re near your house, you can easily get another change of clothes in case of an accident, whatever accident it is. When you’re on vacation, it’s different. The hotel becomes your house and in case of an accident, your house should have the things to replace whatever was damaged
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Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
Me, packing for a four day conference in NYC in the middle of July: "But what if someone asks me to go swimming? What if there's horseback riding? What if... what if it SNOWS??!!"
Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago
What if you get invited to a spontaneous costume party?
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Joroches 2 years ago
And twelve pairs of pants just in case you s**t yourself twice a day, every day you're away.
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
naw, same pants for 4-5 days, not same shirt though. The "packing for a trip" part is true though.
Sonja 2 years ago
Well, in normal life I barely leave the house, so if I need a change of clothes I can always go to my dresser and just retrieve one from the pile of unfolded, clean laundry that blocks the way to my wardrobe. But what am I to do when I'm away and go outside? Not only are there more chances to get a spill on my clothes, I can't just put my camera higher so the colleagues don't see it in zoom, I have to change and the only option are the clothes I put in my suitcase
Evan not Hansen 2 years ago
I went on a trip to New York with my school's choir and you know everyone had been planning those outfits for 5 months since we started preparing. Some of them legitimately wore 3 different outfits a day, but they were also the ones who packed really thin layers and then froze because it was like 5 degrees C and we're from California lol
#9
A lot of the memes shared by Women’s Humor focus on work issues, money problems, eating and partying way too much, being totally exhausted all the time, and chilling when things get far, far too stressful. These are all things that most adults can relate to if we’re being very honest.
It’s the kind of stuff that many folks will find themselves complaining about to their pals and coworkers, though it might not always be in meme format. And it has a lot to do with chronic stress, a lack of self-care, and burnout at work. Unfortunately, burnout is a very common theme in many workplaces.
A recent marketplace survey conducted by Deloitte found that the ‘always on’ work culture has led to a lot of stress and burnout. 77% of respondents admitted that they’ve experienced burnout at their current place of work. Meanwhile, more than half also revealed that this has happened multiple times. And the repercussions are very far-reaching.
#10
Mad Dragon 2 years ago
I always end up sleeping 2 hours and then find I'm wide-awake when I should be in bed.
strawberry.panda (she/they) 2 years ago
I would never be able to do that because my anxiety would be like “What if you sleep and miss something important?” “What if you sleep too long and everyone thinks you’re dead?” “What if you are buried alive because everyone thinks you’re dead?”
Lolly Gagger 2 years ago
I don’t nap. Whether I need sleep or not, whether I sleep 20 mins or 4 hours, when I wake up I will be a cranky, whirly zombie the rest of the day and the world doesn’t need that. I’m picturing my brain shouting “You sleep at night or NOT AT ALL, young lady!”
Kosh1k 2 years ago
I'm with you in no-naps club! For some reason a nap during the day only makes me more tired (and gives me a headache), so I'd rather just go to sleep a bit earlier.
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#11
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I love how Bandit just tried his very best to make sure the kids didn’t disturb Chilli no matter what. It was a kind of hilarious episode for me because of that
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Margaret H 2 years ago
OK, you Dads. What did you do when you needed those dark times? (My husband never had quiet time. Perhaps that's why he was a crabby old sod.)
Nadine Debard 2 years ago
I do this when I have bad migraine, with aura, and visual symptoms like shiny vibrating patches of color and that hurt as hell.
Louisa Johnson 2 years ago
My mum done this when she had just given birth when I was 13, she stayed there for 8 years. I ended up a young parent to my siblings
pamela nichols 2 years ago
Sometimes I don't even lay down, I just sit in the dark and enjoy the silence.
Judi Sherosky 2 years ago
Those Mother's little helpers got to her. And the coke she drank with them..
#12
Gay child 2 years ago
Oh I prefer ✨️ floor ✨️ cause of the adhd the floor is golden zone
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Nay Wilson 2 years ago
As a chronically disabled person I loathe every single second I spend in bed. My disabilities mean I’m always tired so I sleep up to 15 hours a day and rarely leave my house. Treasure your strong, healthy bodies, people. Go places, see and do all the things I wish I could do but never will be able to
Gina Babe 2 years ago
As a fellow person with less than full abilities, I can empathize with this. What I've learned is when something is out of our control or forced, it changes meaning all together. I've experienced this many times over these years
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Bed is patient and full of goodness, bed knows no envy, no vainglory, and no complacency. Bed is neither rude nor selfish, bed does not allow itself to be angered nor reckons evil, bed does not rejoice at injustice but rejoices in the truth.
Analyn Lahr 2 years ago
Absolutely, especially now I finally paid off my mattress. It took me three years but I did it. I feel very accomplished.
WildHoneyPie 2 years ago
Lol. My husband is going out of town for a couple of days and I'm so excited about the naps I'm planning on taking! He's never been a person who "believes" in taking naps. So annoying.
91% of respondents noted that all of this stress has a negative impact on their work while 83% said that it also affects their personal relationships. There’s also a deep dissonance at play here: 87% of working professionals said that they’re passionate about their jobs, but 64% admitted that they’re frequently stressed. In other words, just because someone’s passionate about their job doesn’t make them immune to stress or burnout—something that many of you Pandas reading this may know from experience.
The Deloitte survey also found that companies may not be very effective at ‘solving’ burnout as an issue. Around 70% of respondents felt that their employers weren’t doing enough to prevent burnout, and 21% said that their places of work did absolutely nothing to help prevent it. It’s not just well-being programs that businesses ought to consider. It’s the work culture itself that they need to invest in, too. For one, supportive leaders who recognize their employees’ achievements can do a lot to help mitigate workplace stress.
#13
Joey Marlin 2 years ago
I get 'road rage' with people walking so very close behind me they catch the back of my feet. Do you want to get in my shoes? I'm going the same speed as others. Once I joined a queue for coffee on a station platform and had someone rant because I 'stopped suddenly' and they walked into me. I didn't stop randomly, I joined a queue which was very visible. In a car going into the back of someone would be their fault, on foot it should be no different. I can't see behind me - go around or don't walk so close.
LillieMean 2 years ago
Likewise, but in defense of others I have to say that I always walk the streets as if I'm fifteen minutes late for something. I'm just one step away (pun intended) from shouting, look in front of you and not your phone, the bike path is on the other side of the street and do you have to walk side by side and block the entire sidewalk!
Carrie de Luka 2 years ago
I walk super-fast and plot my route in crowds up ahead - I don't tend to get cross with those in front of me as it is my choice to try and whizz through them, they can't see me coming up from behind! Blocking paths isn't great, some people aren't very aware of themselves in their surroundings - but a loud and cheerful 'excuse me' usually solves that problem. Especially if I'm walking one of my dogs locally. He's usually in a hurry to get to the next sniff - I tend to say 'dog in a hurry' and most people laugh at him.
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Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago
I used to call it human traffic but then realised that that doesn't work 😬
sweetrottenpeaches 2 years ago
Aaah yess.. The only thing I miss, but I miss it so much :(
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Zephyr 2 years ago
If you're happy and you know it, socialize. If you're happy and you know it, socialize. If you're happy and you know it. Give your friends a chance to blow it. If you're happy and you know it, socialize
Monday 2 years ago
If you're happy and you know it, go online. If you're happy and you know it, go online. If you're happy and you know it. Give the world a chance to blow it. If you're happy and you know it, go online.
Load More Replies... Hairy Weisenheimmer 2 years ago
OMG, I just totally lost my s**t with this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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#15
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
And then my dog bites you and I have to pay $300.00 that I may or may not have at the moment. 🙄 Spocks gets near no one on walks! 😞
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Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
Your child on the other hand with it's (most probably) sticky fingers..... "Could you get that thing on a leash please?? Thank you"
Michelle C 2 years ago
Yup! I will pet all the dogs I see wanting a little bit of affection, provided their owners’ consent!
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I saw a man walking his dog in my direction and I just stopped. I was so excited. After asking permission, I got to pet his dog.
H.J. carlson 2 years ago
I've done that too. Most dog people understand another dog lover & don't mind it one bit! 😁👍
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...If you want to apologize for anything, apologize for the fact that you are on the other end of the leash. Making it so that if I walk away with this adorable gift of the heavens it is considered 'theft'.
Maya Freeman 2 years ago
Until she jumps on you and the other one gets jealous and starts barking his head off and clawing your leg. But ok!
It’s not like a worker’s going to stick around in a toxic, high-stress environment forever. There comes a point in time when everybody, no matter how tough, reaches their limit. A company’s top talents might decide that the high salary might no longer be worth their sleepless nights, horrific overtime, and constant tension. According to Deloitte, half of the millennials who participated in their survey said they left a job because of burnout. And we all know how expensive and time-consuming it is to replace and train new employees.
#16
mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
So, irrelevant fun fact about vultures, because they're super cool. New World (North and South America) and Old World (Europe, Asia, and Africa) vultures aren't related. It's a process called convergent evolution, which means that two seperate species evolved in the same way. So, vultures are so important and nessecary that they formed twice. Isn't that neat?
BookFanatic 2 years ago
LOL! I have one male coworker in a department of 14. I wore a new dress and he came right up and asked me if it had pockets. His four sisters trained him very well. :D
Bron 2 years ago
But how disappointing it is when the material is a stretch jersey and the pockets are useless 😰
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New Everywhere 2 years ago
And after a compliment we always tell each other like we found a cheat code to life
#17
juliana 2 years ago
I'm in this and i feel targeted as I did not give my consent.
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Birgit M 2 years ago
Using an ellipsis to indicate that you're going to think about feeling called out, so that everyone knows you're willing to change? ;-)
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Tilly Jean 2 years ago
It’s seriously scary how accurate this is! It’s so love to know I’m not alone in this crazy world. You keep being you!
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
Hello Caroline, I hope that you are having a great day! Could you please send me the documents that were due today so I don't have a nervous breakdown and the client doesn't call me at midnight asking where their delivery is? I'm really trying not to scream here. Trying really, really hard. I kind of need those documents now. Pretty please. Thank you so much!
#18
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
That is one beautiful golden horse, but the dumpy little pony looks so much cuddlier—-and like he could use a good tight hug.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
It's like going into a salon with visions and coming out disappointed and $50 short.
Though the employer should do everything in their power to create an environment where the chances of burnout are slim, the reality is that workers will always face some level of stress at the office. That’s the nature of having a job! Tight deadlines, unexpected issues, new responsibilities, and having to work a bit of overtime—these are all things that can add to someone’s stress levels.
#20
Donkey boi 2 years ago
To be fair, I'm not sure I know what a government is anymore! I thought I knew, but I can't see the things I thought they were responsible for doing happening.
Surenu 2 years ago
Remember when Belgium didn't have a functioning government for months? Belgium turned out fine and that really tells me everything I need to know.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
My dog sighed as I read this. But then again he's probably exhausted after eating breakfast and trotting around the backyard for 30 minutes
Mir Adwari 2 years ago
My dogs sigh when they settle to rest - I started copying them and found it helpful!
Casey Payne 2 years ago
The poor pooch is bored. Give them your monthly budget and tell them if they manage to find a way to get all the bills paid on time, they get a biscuit.
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
My cat just cleans himself and then sleeps, much like the UK government....
ISeeWendiGo 2 years ago
Tbf, the dog has to put up with my manic depressive tuckus 24/7! (And an extremely spoiled, arrogant, and pompous cat!)
Emmy Dumont 2 years ago
My dog too... so does my daughter and she really doesn't know what taxes are, she told me!
G'ma B 2 years ago
A huge failure! Our government has been decaying more and more with each election since Reagan. The undeniable proof is our 2024 front running presidential choices … A worn-out, clumsy, slow-thinking octogenarian … plus a manic-unprofessional, egotistical, narrow-minded buffoon! We are so doomed! VOTUS = Voters of the U.S.
#21
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Can't top my friend: The taxi driver asked where she wanted to go - "Home"- The answer to the question where she lives was "That's none of your business, start driving already!"
Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
Uber drivers must have heard it all. And the level of patience they must have. Not all heroes wear capes.
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detective miller's hat 2 years ago
A friend and I once walked home after a wild night out at the pub. He wanted to be a gentleman, so he walked me to my door before heading home (he lived down the road from me). I get a call 20 minutes later, and it's my friend wailing "MY HOUSE IS GONE." After some back and forth I was like "...I'm too drunk to do this right now," and hung up.He woke up the next morning in the bushes outside a house on a street that ran parallel to ours.
Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Not as bad as the night I drunkenly tried to pay for our cab (before Uber was around, yeah, I'm old) with cigarettes. Not a full pack, mind you, just a handful of smokes from my pack. Had to leave a few for me, of course. These things cost me money, why couldn't the driver see their value?! Luckily, I wasn't alone, and the boyfriend picked up the tab. I kept him around for 20 more years after that, I was so impressed! ;-)
Faith Nicole 2 years ago
Love how the lastessage says where am I going? Well, nobody knows buddy. That's what your friend is trying to figure out
However, so long as the workloads are more or less manageable (read: you’re not doing 2+ people’s jobs because your boss is unwilling to hire more folks), you’ve got a decent support structure in place, and a manager who listens and genuinely cares for your welfare, you should be fine. Though if you feel like you’re chronically stressed and exhausted, there are some things that you can focus on, personally, to improve your situation.
#22
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Isn’t it funny but kinda cool that Michael Keaton played BOTH Beetlejuice AND Batman—-and did an amazing job of both!?!
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I'm disturbed how someone with debilitating Crohn's disease is still being ridiculed. The disease causes poor sleep and nutritional deficiencies, which cause the dark circles. Down voted.
#23
The Mighty Interceptors 2 years ago
Easy to find, she can’t walk for more than 47 seconds. That’ll be her wheezing outside Starbucks
Load More Replies... Pie 2 years ago
I was at the gym with a friend once. He kept trying to motivate me and it wasn't happening. Fibally I made a deal with him, I'd do whatever but he was buying my after workout pizza. He was horrified. We're literally at the gym, we can't have pizza! No no, says I, I think you're misinterpreting why we're at rhe gym. Its so I can eat more pizza.
Nadine Debard 2 years ago
I think sports are meant to keep you healthy and in good shape. Except if you plan to lose weight at some point, eating (sometimes) unhealthy things isn't related to going to the gym. You can have your gym pizza.
Load More Replies... Amanda Hunter 2 years ago
A woman on a Cruise ship did this, and said "I'm going outside for a " cigarette"
#24
Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
Im at the age that if the event goes on passed 10pm ima gonna stay away
majandess 2 years ago (edited)
OMG. Yes. My son and I needed groceries, but we got to the store and the parking lot was FULL. So, we went home, and went back to the store after dinner when the people were gone.
ShyWahine 2 years ago
"I couldn't find a parking spot at work today... so I went home. Looks like they had enough people." Hee hee
Angela Allen Simms 2 years ago
VIP and premium parking for us Old Folks!!! Oh and a driver! LMAO!!!
As we’ve covered on Bored Panda before, if you want to be brimming with energy, more focused and productive at work, then you need to put in the time to take care of your physical and mental health. Starts with the absolute basics like getting 7 to 8 hours of sleep every night, drinking enough water (around 3.7 liters for men and 2.7 liters for women), eating right (avoiding high-sugar, high-fat, and processed foods, limiting your caffeine and alcohol intake), and getting plenty of exercise (around 150 minutes each week).
#25
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
If you assault me with a popup demanding my personal information as soon as your website loads, I'm not buying anything. I'll bet corporations are actually losing customers with this tactic.
Ponyo (they/them) 2 years ago
block the emails, that way you get potential savings and no annoyances
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I have separate email accounts specifically for this reason. If I decide to purchase from a site, I edit the information to my main account.
Kel_how 2 years ago
Make another email for this specific thing!! I promise it's worth it. You never even have to login.
#26
majandess 2 years ago
I have official school-dropping-off clothing. Most of the stores in my town aren't open yet, so I'm not gonna go out and get anything done. And I'm not getting out of the car (my son and I do make sure to hug *before* we get into the car). Bra-free is the way to be!
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majandess 2 years ago
Western Washington state, too. It was 42°F (about 6°C) this morning when I woke up.
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Pink Princess 2 years ago (edited)
Am I the only one who likes formal clothing better than casual clothes? I can't stand wearing my pyjamas during the day or wearing tracksuit pants and sweatshirts. I would be more comfortable lounging around in a ballgown. Edit:Why did I get downvoted???
LynnSynn 2 years ago
Going to honest. I have not worn a bra in 6 years. I had a bra, I don't know where it went. So I just said that when I get a moment I will buy a new bra.
Z Alexi 2 years ago
LynnSynn hasn't had a moment in 6 yrs. Who doesn't luv that? Hah! Every grrl in our family tossed our bras on h.s. graduation eve. Yowsa!
Load More Replies... Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Life hack, wear a teeshirt that looks normal to bed and don't change the next morning, nobody will know the better
Z Alexi 2 years ago
What a trend Jane W is setting. I like the feel of that...no obvious panty line, more beer $, less laundry & shopping, more drawer space, no elastic becoming annoyingly loose & no suffocating straps strangling you & pulling your t1ts up against gravity while you're sitting in school/at work. A metal-boned corset [ouch] arrived in 1910 by French designer Paul Poire; in the 1930s, a full body girdle [bra, skirt, garter straps] was all in one. Jane~~keep beating the drums, your grandparents & int'l women will luv u.
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Gypsy Lee 2 years ago
I stopped wearing bras at 47. Just sports bras. Certainly not sexy but at my age my super power is invisibility. My only regret? I should have started at 30.
Z Alexi 2 years ago
I started on h.s. graduation day. Hated every second of this sweaty garment~~no matter the fabric or size. What dumbo male put metal pcs on women's bras?!
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Lillian Charter 2 years ago
I wish, England, rain in morning only, everything's cold and no one can afford heating
Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago
ARGH DON'T RUIN IT!! Let me live in my fantasy an hour longer... Just one hour I promise.
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Miki 2 years ago
I don't know when was the last time I've heard a proper thunderstorm. Not violent or something, butsomething else then single rumble no lauder then wisper from great distance. :(
GV Martinez-Williams 2 years ago
Come spend time in central Florida between May and October. You'll get serenaded by thunder at least once most days.
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If you find that you’re already getting enough sleep, have a clean diet, and regularly work out, you could then try out meditation, therapy, or spending large chunks of time in nature and away from screens. A small digital detox can work wonders, we find! And if you make meditation sessions a daily habit, you’ll be far more resilient when handling stress and unexpected situations at work. Remember that it’s never a sign of weakness to ask for a professional’s help if you’re feeling completely overwhelmed.
#28
Aisling O'Grady Hills 2 years ago
No math needed here! It's obvious by how long it takes me to find an outfit to go out in vs. to stay in.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I spend my time in lounge wear - loose, comfortable, elastic waist - even though I have a good amount of outside clothes.
New Everywhere 2 years ago
I have long relationships with some of my sleep clothes, some back to high school. My going out clothes are at the mercy of my tummy's decisions for which I'm not responsible
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Chronic illness makes it so I'm sick in bed more often than not, so....ME 😥
tee-lena 2 years ago
So many stretch pants for me. Soft enough that if I need to sleep in them I can. Gentle hugs
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Stary_cat 2 years ago
I do it to! And for the next week I have to watch behind the scenes ,bloopers and videos about the cast
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Cathy McGee 2 years ago
I just google to find out where i saw them before. Like ah he was Jim in that soap 20 years ago!
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
A favourite game for me and my daughter. 1) Start watching something, 2) Decide we know the actor, but where from? 2) Trawl through IMBD until we spot they did an episode of SVU or One Tree Hill
Swoo 2 years ago
I do that all the time! The last one was Jenna Ortega in Iron Man 3 ("I've seen that little girl somewhere else! she wasn't so young...."). I like the feeling of sweet victory when I pinpoint the where and when I saw this actor/actress.
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AwesomeLeoWife 2 years ago
I don’t do this for actors but for facts when watching “historical” shows/movies so I can know exactly where they got it wrong. Then I make sure to tell my hubby and kids.
Monday 2 years ago
and then that leads you down a rabbit hole you emerge from 4 hours later?
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I go to IMBD and read all the trivia about the film and actors, then go through the goofs section. If I like the movie, sometimes I'll pause it to read up on it and get some insight on it. And yeah, the spoilers too.
Sweetie Dahling 2 years ago
I always look up the trivia too! And the reviews if I really didn't like it and I need other people to be grumpy with me 😄
Load More Replies... Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
Does anyone else do this: When I watch a movie and I like a certain actor because of the character he plays (an actor that I've never seen before) I don't want to watch a different series or movie with him in it, just in case he plays a character that I would hate. I like him now, and I don't like people, so let's end it on a good note, and I'll always remember him like that. As for other actors, variety is a key to being a good actor! Lol. Also, I'm referring to Jared in Manifest.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
IMdB. Can't live without that site . I usually start because I have wondered too long where I've also seen whatever star in. Then, just because I'm there, it's the trivia and facts section. Then I have to rewind the movie because I was to engrossed in IMdB. Notice another actor I can't remember the name of that movie they were in. Rinse and repeat....
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I don’t even have “injuries” anymore, I’ve forgotten the meaning of it so it’s just pain in any random body part and I have to guess if it’s either life threatening or if I pulled a muscle there
Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
Happened this morning when I lifted the (heavy) duvet and blanket combination for my to get it. And you guys all know how long cats take to decide. Long story short, it hurt my shoulder, like a mini dislocate, because I was laying on my side and I was actually facing the other way.
Yasmin Janette 2 years ago
I recently sneezed twice in succession, now I have a spinal fracture !!!
Rapunzel With The Loced Hair 2 years ago
Let's not forget: Took a long and deep breath a few seconds after getting out of bed
Meanwhile, strive to set some healthy boundaries to preserve (at least some) work-life balance. For instance, you can try to avoid working overtime if it’s something that you do regularly. Or you could stop checking your work email and taking calls after hours. Nobody else is going to enforce those boundaries, so we all need to find ways to protect what little free time we have left. If things are getting completely out of hand, consider taking a few sick days for your mental health. You could use that time to rest and recharge… or look for a different job. One where— hopefully—you can feel like a proper human being who doesn’t vibe with memes about exhaustion.
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Pink Princess 2 years ago
Omg that's what I do all the time!!! I get stressed about my assignments being due tomorrow and not starting, which is completely my fault, so I browse bored panda to take my mind off the stress. Which stresses me out even more because I'm not working on the assignment. I'm doing it right now and it's a vicious cycle
Jane Markaki 2 years ago
Set your timer for 15 minutes. During these 15 minutes you will only do your assignment and nothing else. Just these 15 minutes! After the 15 minutes are over you can browse here or procrastinate anyway you choose :))) Try it
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Ivo H 2 years ago
The best Stresslaxing I’ve ever experienced usualy happens on smondays (=sunday that already starting to feel like monday)
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
my wife schedules relaxing time. that way, when her brain starts headed this direction she can deflect it knowing she's doing what she's supposed to be doing at that moment. the planner says so.
wowbagger 2 years ago
Hmm, the word "stresslax" makes me think of a different kind of effect stress has on me. A physiological effect, if you will.
majandess 2 years ago
I know what you're talking about, and it's the worst.
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realize you are a pampered pet and pull up your big girl panties! The sun does not set on YOUR empire.
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
Alternate method... you've done the therapy and have figured out how to actually relax, because you've earned that time away.... but.... your boss/manager/whatever decides to COMPLETELY ignore the multiple notices you gave that you'd be on vacation (and that you would NOT be doing work, so don't assign any) - and they assign you work, constantly. Every day.
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The happy frog 2 years ago
No no it’s missing something: GET ON BORED PANDA
Load More Replies... Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
This is inaccurate. Every hour contains at least one curse word. I'll try to be more damn positive / f--k my job, the sun and myself / ok my thoughts were f--ked up / another s--tty day is done / just one more goddamn curse word, and I'll try to sleep / who the f--k am I kidding?
Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
Seems like the job is the problem (again) surprise surprise... why we have to work so fkn much just to stay alive man?!
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Yeah but I'm already hating the day at 7am and don't want to leave the bed.
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
THIS ! I want this as a poster in every room in my house ;) so I remind myself that I am not the only one. .
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Dark Pearl 2 years ago
Mine has a lag time, so I'll get up, go to the kitchen then have to cling onto the stovetop to avoid collapsing
Rosemary Booth 2 years ago (edited)
Sorry for spamming everyone with the same reply, but I think this health info is too important not to share!
BananaMonkey(she/they) 2 years ago
After running a mile in PE class in middle school once I almost fainted after standing up...
ThePansexualPanda(She/Her) 2 years ago
onetime, I was laying on my couch, I got up walked into the kitchen grabbed a snack, and ended up so dizzy that when it stopped I forgot what I was doing. This other time I didn't even make it ten feet when I fell backward and accidentally landed on my cat from dizziness.
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starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
teenagers are scaring the living sht out of me
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The Doom Song 2 years ago
I chime in with "haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddam door?"
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Aboredpanda 2 years ago (edited)
Just get a thick down duvet and keep a thick wool blanket by the bed to throw over if that's too cold some nights. Hot water bottle under there 10 min before bed (or a big soda bottle with warm water). Relax it with the fan in the winter, AND you might find you don't need much heat in the room with that bedding arraingement. Thank me later.
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
not to forget - when you see you left the closet door a bit cracked open and you are far away from it to close it but you can't decide to face your fear and get up to do it or stay completely buried in the blanket cause it's safe but just way too hot.
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I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
Actually I read once that Catherine O’Hara chose how she did her hair in the vast majority of scenes in Schitt’s Creek…
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sofacushionfort 2 years ago
Elsa Schiaparelli Was an Italian fashion designer who collaborated with Salvador Dali to create Surrealist costumes in the 1930s. Fifty years later these ideas percolated into popular culture like in the glove headband, and Katherine Helmond’s shoe hat in Brazil.
Cara G 2 years ago
I have absolutely no idea why some pissflap had the nerve to downvote you but I fixed it. You're only giving additional context and factual details related to the post. My favorite of Schiaparelli's surrealist looks is the skeleton dress.
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Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, "Oh, I'm too spooky." Or, "Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." But believe me, one day you'll look back at those photos with much kinder eyes." (The immortal Moira Rose)
BookFanatic 2 years ago
Holy c**p. I've watched Beetlejuice a million times and NEVER NOTICED the glove. WTF is wrong w me.
Tiki Stanford 2 years ago
She chooses great projects too! If Catherine O'Hara is in it, I know it will be good :)
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Linda van A. 2 years ago
My son once said as a child, I don't think people are such nice animals.
Єνу 2 years ago
Seriously though. I feel like pets are just the nicer version of people most of the time.
P.C. 2 years ago
They’re quiet, they are very therapeutic to cuddle, and they have these BEAUTIFUL BLACK EYES that just stare into your soul and say “it’s okay, I’m here”
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Gypsy Lee 2 years ago
Me. Today. Visited an Amish farm & played with puppies. Hid when people came by. Found a local doing the same thing. Not a word spoken but absolute understanding.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
It's okay to drop cats, because they always land on their feet. Human babies, not so much.
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Because animals are everything good and people are everything horrifying.
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Tilly Jean 2 years ago
Totally me. But then I wonder if it’s bad how much I love relaxing at home when I see people at work heading out several times a weekend.
Monday 2 years ago
"Sorry I'm really busy, I don't have time to chat right now"?
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Several of my elderly neighbors stop by to check on me because I leave my flat so infrequently.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I have multiple degrees with an emphasis on communications of various kinds and I still can't say "specifically". Also I say "ex-HI-bition" to stop myself from saying "expedition" by accident.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Here's an (English) mind-bender: thought. Though. Tough. Rough. Through. Thorough. Taught. Ought. Drought. Drown. Own.
Aria the Dog Lover 2 years ago
English is a hard language, it's my first language and I still have trouble. Very confusing, I apologize to people learning the English language.
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I have a damned degree in linguistics and I still have to stop and mentally spell Wednesday out...
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Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
I must be old. I would never even consider doing this to my man/woman. Now, I'll yack about it all on the phone with my Mum for an hour, but that's not the same, lol.
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Puck 2 years ago
On separate matrasses. I don't want to roll in your dent and you are not allowed in mine when i sleep. Btw my left leg lies between the matrasses, put your legs somewhere else.
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
They forgot the cat between them, blocking the blanket so they yell at each other for having it
ThreeAngryLlamas 2 years ago
Nah, unless it's too hot and we're too sweaty, we hold each other all night, most of the time. Or spoon, at least. It's comforting having someone you love in your arms, or holding you in theirs.
Scarlett 2 years ago
Obviously neither of you are sleep-kickers. I kick the wall so much in my sleep that I think I should take up soccer again.
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Petra Schaap 2 years ago
pfff.... i love to cuddle up to my BFs back and hold him before i fall asleep.
Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
King size bed but we have 2 duvet covers because the husband wraps the duvet around his legs so it was a seperate duvet or a divorce 🙈
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago
Don't touch me. Stop breathing so loud. And for the love of God give me some of the blanket. Good night. I love you.
Aboredpanda 2 years ago
My friend has a double duvet and it is a nightmare to sleep two people in. How anyone manages to get comfortable is beyond me. Can't turn as you want, keep waking up because the other person turns and pulls the duvet, the other person gets clammy and damps up the whole situation (i hardly ever sweat), suddenly wake up because someone's skin is touching yours, not able to bunch duvet up between legs, and can only sleep on one side because the other side has no edge and a person instead. UGH
Nichole Harris 2 years ago
No....my hubby and I must touch.... MUST! As little as a foot or neither of us can sleep
Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
Decades ago my parents were ahead of their time. My mom had a serious health issue that would make my dad wake up as they slept in a double bed. She had the idea to have a headboard built where 2 single bed bed frames could fit with the same double headboard. The beds could be secured together with a latch underneath the foot of the bed. The Latch could be undone, separate the single beds and she wouldn’t wake dad up. This was in 1967.
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mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
Sure, but when you sit outside of someone else's house you're "a stalker" and "if you don't leave I'm calling the police". Talk about double standards.
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Tuesday's child 2 years ago
When it's after Christmas and my parents make me call every single family member who got me a gift
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Mel The Axolotl 2 years ago
I was doing a thing that I needed to get a phone call for and it gave two options: Call me ASAP, or Call me at a date and time of my choosing. I just stared at it and said "I don't like either of these options ;-;"
SuperDarkStudios 2 years ago
My dad has to call for EVERY. SINGLE. THING, he called me the other day in the middle of a destiny dungeon just to ask me if my dog was okay. (He is!) like sir, couldn't you have just TEXTED?
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Carlos 2 years ago
"dangerously close" is not hyperbole, many diseases are associated with sleeping right after dinner
Iampenny 2 years ago
...and as an added bonus (for me at least, because I need it) you lose weight 3/3
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A girl 2 years ago
Aside from the mischief, the cat hair tumble weeds are a maintenance nightmare.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I have two dogs. That should be enough said but I'll add one has a thick double coat and sheds worse than a golden 😮💨
A girl 2 years ago
Last dog was a German shepherd. I feel your anguish. And joy.
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Fat Harry 2 years ago
You shouldn't be eating either kids or dishwashers.
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Sharon Vaughn 2 years ago
That's why I prefer those frozen personal meals you just heat in the microwave and toss the container when done eating. I at least rinse the container before recycling or trashing so it won't stink after a few days. Healthy Choice has the least sodium of all the meals; Amy's is organic and flavorful, but still low sodium; Lean Cuisine is good, but check the sodium levels; same for evol and a few other "healthy" products.
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Themoonprincess 2 years ago
I stutter. And once I managed to send two dudes in the wrong direction. Unfortunately I was still there when they came back and asked me you were playing with us, weren't you. Dude, I was just panicking.
Monday 2 years ago
If you go in the exact opposite direction I told you to go 80% of the time you'll probably end up where you want to be.
Pheebs 2 years ago
You related to my hubs? His directions are always a*s backwards.
Load More Replies... Dark Pearl 2 years ago
I can give directions but unless you let me guide you, the vagueness of everything will lead you to Mars
Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
When you tell someone about a location. They ask you "Is it when you go over the bridge, turn right at that first traffic light, past the post office...." and you go yes, yes because you think you are one the same page and then suddenly they say "Then there is that new butcher on the left" and you realize that you know about the new butcher shop, but it is not even near where you were going in your head whilst discussing the step by step directions with this person.... w.t.f.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
It’s the difference between knowing and telling. You can get there intuitively, but breaking it down into clear instructions stumps you. I remember a friend, who had lived in the area their whole life, tried to give me, a newcomer, directions that included “Then turn right where the Cates Pickle sign used to be”. USED to be. Not there now, not even any sign there used to be a sign there. Turned out, that sign had been ancient. It deteriorated over the years and finally fell down about a decade before I was given those directions—-and they were directions to a friend’s house way TF out in the boondocks, and this was way before GPS and cellphones, so I got lost until I finally saw a country store and used their phone. Glad I started with a full tank of gas.
Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
I alwaya get asked for directions around my area, i put on a country accent and say im not from around here
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
I've accidently given someone the wrong directions ... I had to run after them ... Awkward
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
I give out directions by landmarks! It's not my fault if you don't know what I mean.
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Pan Narrans 2 years ago
That's scoliosis, and to fix this I had to have an operation and 8 months in a plaster cast to correct this.
Monday 2 years ago
Exactly why I'm not fixing it. I'll live with my crooked spine.
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WFH Forever 2 years ago
Two spinal surgeries later with part of a vertebrae removed each time - those pics are both straighter than I can manage.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
I'm close. Because of multiple surgeries for a hip disease growing up, I'm left with almost no "ball" part to one of my leg/hip ball-and-socket joint. As a result, one leg is around 2" shorter and with a limited range of motion. Try walking with one flat shoe and another in 2" heel- normal walking for me (or try walking with only one side on a 2" curb)
Themoonprincess 2 years ago
I once send my boyfriend a picture of me sitting because I thought I looked cute af. He was like, sit straight you idiot. I am on my way to become the hunchback of Notredame.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I'll be bringing popcorn into work the next two weeks; something is about to go down and I'm just waiting for that straw
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
And then you trip over your void cat, get attacked by a white ghosty cat, and sees dog running and jumping over your bed multiple times while holding her previously full water bowl in her mouth
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Dani Pret 2 years ago
I try to avoid eye contact with my own picture because I worry people will know somehow and think I'm vain
LuckyL 2 years ago
That's why I try to place my picture near the camera so I look like I look at them.
Load More Replies... Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
I put myself in the larger screen so they are in the little screen, which I don't look at lol
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Arctic Remi 2 years ago
For some reason I enjoy listening to True crime podcasts in the morning. You know when you only coffee and not ready for any kind of communication or media except for the serial killers' stories. Again for some reason, I have no idea myself
Spoiler Alert 2 years ago
I don't know if I speak for any other true crime lovers but, though I am interested in forensic psychology, the fact that the killers are caught in the end is inherently comforting. Despite the frightening nature of the crimes. This is probably why I am less interested in docs about unsolved cases
Load More Replies... Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
Yes. But why? I think it is the tone of voice they use when telling the story (when it is a a documentary)
Faith Nicole 2 years ago
Yes! My husband thinks I'm nuts. But he will never understand, murder, crime scene investigations, clean up, serial killers, all bring me comfort🤣 as does playing metal, or hard rock music which calms me down when I'm angry. It just works for me 😁
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Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
This post made me decide to give my plant a tiny bit of water every morning when I put water in the kettle. Thank you.
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Mia Black 2 years ago
That and how it feels to not be tired.... It lightheaded happy..... How does it feel? I think I knew it once but now there is just the idea of it
Load More Replies... Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
It is because we were active ALL the time, cleaning our rooms while doing fkn cartwheels and sh!t. Waiting in line at the store? Lemme do some pull ups using this bar that is here for assisting disabled people. Etc.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I used to be an extremely hyperactive kid but now I lost most of my energy
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J-Stryker666 2 years ago
My mouth gets me into trouble all the time and my fists are what get me out of it!
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Isa's left eye 2 years ago
Right now I'm supposed to be working on an assignment that's already overdue but here I am scrolling BP because I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out because it's overdue. I can't do it now because I'm freaking out. I HATE THIS PARADOX.
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Gay child 2 years ago (edited)
Someone's gotta do it *cancels plans* The people going:yesss someone cancelled
Duck Syone 2 years ago
Pro tip: if you don't want to go just say no when they ask instead of agreeing and canceling later.
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Gay child 2 years ago
We don't need to bring logic into this Kobe. Hush. It's for seeing better.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Most definitely the first one. I don't even want to think what this month will bring
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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago
Unless you're talking about bed, then hell no 9pm is not good for me.
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kath morgan 2 years ago
It’s more like: gain the 15, lose 10, repeat. The curve continues upward.
Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
You guys were losing? Insert that meme, you know which one I'm thinking about 😁
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Cara 2 years ago (edited)
Somewhere, I have a certificate stating that have been trained to be an appropriate adult. It is not accurate……………… ……..(In England, the role of the appropriate adult is to safeguard the interests, rights, entitlements and welfare of children and vulnerable people who are suspected of a criminal offence, ensuring that they are treated in a fair and just manner, and are able to participate effectively whilst interviewed/in custody etc
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Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
WebMD always has only 2 options for you. 1 : You simply need to get some rest. 2. Sudden death, spend time with your loved ones.
Andie 2 years ago
My Dr. told me I needed to stop using Dr. Google. Hypochondriacs shouldn't have access to it
Load More Replies... ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Then you go down the rabbit hole learning about a health condition you do not have.
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Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
it's only a dollar......(these comments are based on income levels)
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Since I left the driveway this a.m.
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Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
I want a "Yes, but" comic strip of this. Yes is you kicking the door of it's hinges being unstoppable, but is you lying in bed because your back being fckd because of it
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René Sauer 2 years ago
worst is when you are at work: " Okay, only one hour left! Let´s do it!" " Hm, I think it should be about time now, right! *looks at clock* What, that was only fifteen minutes?"
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Brocken Blue 2 years ago
Yeah, I feel that. When I hear an alarm I’m awake, my spouse not so much. He’d hit snooze twenty times if he could. We negotiate over how many alarms are necessary, because I hate losing that extra hour of sleep.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Except that for kid version, the other kids have to come out someday. But your shirt has gone into the land where the ballpoint pen lids went
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Only if three people or fewer will be coming
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I'm in love with these decorations idea! I might steal it for my birthday
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Spongebob Sadpants 2 years ago
I have four adorable dogs, well sometimes they suck but i still love them.
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Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
Worse. The ones I was hitting on had ZERO interest, and I didn't realize the ones hitting on me.
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
my face when I watched the Oprah show ... what your mother never told you.
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Nicky 2 years ago
How to wash a frying pan in Jersey: 1) Fll the pan with hot soapy water; 2) Tell everyone it needs to soak; 3) Fogetaboutit!
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
haha! i read the first on in that voice!
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advanced version ... add soapy water and turn the stove on ... then accidently forget about it ...
Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Every night. But if they don't like it then they're welcome to clean it themselves.
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Isabel Care 2 years ago
Sorry I didn't comment sooner, I just woke up after 25 hours sleeping. I went to the theatre and paid the "going out" price
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
I build a strong routine it helps a lot: coffee ready to warm up, mug, spoon and sugar poured on, everything I musn't lost or forget in my shoes
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Iva Kazalova 2 years ago
Nope, you only actually do that if you have children to escape, if you don’t, you stay the f**k put
Monday 2 years ago (edited)
I mean even if you don't have children you might want to escape your SO for a little while....or perhaps just the mountain of chores waiting for you to do them.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I had a coworker move a few hours away. One day he texts me "hey I'm in Manhattan. Want to meet up?" Dude are you serious? You want me to drive over an hour to the city and then around it? Yeah that's a big fat no dude. I avoid Manhattan for good reasons plus that's a minimum of 3 hours of driving; going there, finding parking and returning.
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
yes! Covid helped us because we could say step back without feeling bad about it.
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Whatshername 2 years ago
The one in the lower right corner took me 4 looks to realise it's a spine..
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Oh that's just really immature and I totally giggled. XD
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François Bouzigues 2 years ago
My fellow pandas. The less you exercice, the worse you feel. Exercice does wonder for all of above.
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Mir Adwari 2 years ago (edited)
PTO means Please Turn Over to me... acronyms aren't the same the world over. Link for anyone who might not know my version: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/pto (Edited for inadvertent gobbledygook).
Paula Pattison 2 years ago
Me too, I looked at this and tried to make sense of using my Please turn over, today rather than tomorrow. Then it clicked
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Show thyself 2 years ago
Jägermeister - tastes & smells the same in both directions - never again.
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
snowshoes......oh so very many snowshoes......first time drinking over the state border at 18.....i am now 68 and still remember it vividly!!! ohhhhhhhh
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Kristin Nicole 2 years ago
A hot pad for candles. Instead of lighting the wick, you just set the candle on it, turn it on, and it gently warms the wax, from the bottom up. Takes forever to liquefy the wax, but it's safer.
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Momma_Panda 2 years ago
Well, my (now husband) actually came knocking on my door to buy something i was Selling on FB marketplace and here we are 6 years later.
zububonsai 2 years ago
👍🏻 Yup, I know the feeling, and yes, it's real: I met the love of my life on my kitchen. Yes, really.
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ohjojo (you/your's) 2 years ago
I pray over my coffee to give me enough energy for the day. I'm willing to try another method since this one hasn't worked in 60 years
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
Not a problem for me, no calls or text answered, then boom! besties shows at the door after 14 months of disapearence, we follow our chat where we left it as if we've just been to the kitchen
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
All ... the ... time ... for some reason, I never want to hurt the stylists feelings ... and it's not possible to put the hair back on your head
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
somehow I believe this is gender specific. I don't see many guys doing this.
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#137
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
sorry my service is glitchy ... I've called the provider and I will send it to you as soon as possible 🙄
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Emerald Joanna 2 years ago (edited)
She's meant to be horrifying - that's the Bride of Chucky from Childs Play...
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
is it wrong I like the dress? Of course, not exactly Thanksgiving family attire... instead a horrible sweater with a turkey on it for my family
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Rosemary Booth 2 years ago
I love them! But I smack them on the counter so they break into a few pieces. They're much easier to eat that way.
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Show thyself 2 years ago (edited)
Chat: "eat'n gossip" - "yeah. Dog's away" - "nice. Gimme 5" - "Sushi? Take 10, beer's missing" - "K" ---- "I'll let myself in" "I feel Like c**p, do you have time" - "yeah, come to mine, noone can disturb us" - "great. Thank you. Is 5min OK?" - "what should I Order *example*? Take your time & bring whatever you'd like to drink. I don't have any of your favourites" - "good choice. Good to know" --- "I'm here, no need to get up"
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Dark Pearl 2 years ago
Aren't Target and HomeGoods food shops? Is the weekly shop not an errand?
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Target sometimes has food. HomeGoods has dishes, towels, throw pillow, sheets ...
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Maudelin 2 years ago
This is not specific to women. Why do so many people not know words these days?
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
The title has changed in a meantime. It was something about women and womanhood.
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Mila Preradović 2 years ago
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that women in this thread are portrayed as anti-social, borderline clinically depressed, completely inactive couch-potatoes, or is it just me completely unamused and unable to relate to any of these?
Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 (she/her) 2 years ago
eh, I think these are just meant to be socially awkward humans memes. Which i relate to. just a bad title
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Maudelin 2 years ago
This is not specific to women. Why do so many people not know words these days?
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
The title has changed in a meantime. It was something about women and womanhood.
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Is anyone else bothered by the fact that women in this thread are portrayed as anti-social, borderline clinically depressed, completely inactive couch-potatoes, or is it just me completely unamused and unable to relate to any of these?
Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 (she/her) 2 years ago
eh, I think these are just meant to be socially awkward humans memes. Which i relate to. just a bad title
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