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Pockets. They hold our stuff so we don’t have to juggle it while walking down the street like professional circus performers.

Pockets are great. They’re perfect for putting your hands into when you don’t know what to do with them in an awkward social situation. Or if it’s cold outside.

Pockets are fantastic. They’re extra-dimensional doorways that transport loose change and candy into our clothes whenever we need them most. Need a quarter for the jukebox? No worries—your pockets have you covered. Feeling peckish? No problem—there’s a piece of candy from when you were a teenager in your jeans.

But not all clothes are sewn equally. Liberty, equality, and justice for all do not apply to all clothing. Especially when you take a look at women’s clothes. Either women’s clothing doesn’t have pockets at all, or their pockets are smaller than men’s, or their pockets are fake. Honestly, fake pockets are a scourge for men and women both and can go jump in a river. I once bought a suit that had fake pockets. I don’t think I’ve ever cursed louder.

There are plenty of women online demanding #PocketEquality, as well as joking about the topic left and right. We at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest and honest memes about pockets in women’s clothing and we hope you enjoy them. So scroll down, upvote the posts you found amusing, and share this list with your friends whom you know have a pocket-deficiency.

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Pumbaa
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easiest way, I wonder why thats not common.

Dilly Millandry
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't find that they fit as well - that's the only reason I don't.

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OhForSmegSake
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately this doesn't work if you're hourglass shaped and/or have a big booty. Men's pants are not made to accommodate curvy hips, bums or thighs

Pavlina G
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, tis but a trick. Got me legit happy there. Mah hips.

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wandile dludlu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's easy, if they start selling women jeans with pockets, the handbag market would crumble since women would notice that they don't need to carry a bag all the time.

Cat on a bike
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Started to buy from mens or boys section, best decision of my life. Way better fit too.

Katrina Tholen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Learn how to take a waistband in. Or find a tailor. I buy men's jeans and take the waist in to accommodate my hip. Worth it for pockets and denim that isn't as thin as my t-shirt.

Felicia Dale
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once tried on over thirty pairs of jeans in one day at various stores, bracketing in sizes from 8 to 16 trying to find some that fit. NOT ONE OF THEM FIT ME. My husband tried on a few pairs, bought two pairs and was done. When we got home I thought, HEY. And tried on his new jeans. They fit me perfectly! I went back to the store and bought two pairs. And yes, the pockets were GREAT.

Justgail
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Over the years no matter how I was shaped as a female I always found jeans to fit especially in height my female body in the men's section. I absolutely had to have pockets.

Fixin'Ta
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is, this woman doesn't have the curves I do (or an awful lot of other women do). Men's waists and their hips don't tend to have the same width ratio (or whatever the technical term is), so women like me, who have Actual Hips, can end up with big waistband gaps if they buy men's clothes. So, sure, do this if you're skinny and not very curvy. But the rest of us are stuck with women's jeans.

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better question is why do we have women's and men's pants? It's not like women have a tail or an extra leg.

Lucas
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are different shapes. I don't mind whether something is made for a man or a woman but I do want it to fit.

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Steve Cruz
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the assumption that women carry purses? That's stupid.

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    Purplish Hat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally had this conversation today

    Remliel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My prom dress has pockets. My prom was on '99. I'm getting buried in that dress. Be ready next life, I come with pockets.

    Erin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent 5 minutes in the lobby this morning showing women the pockets in my sweater. Every time I would show one woman, another woman would walk up and go, "SERIOUSLY? WHERE DID YOU FIND A SWEATER LIKE THAT WITH POCKETS?"

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "F@ck me backwards." Bwahahahahaha My new favorite saying. Totally stealing that!

    Lemon Garnished Potato
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sewed myself a nice long skirt, and before I got to putting it together I looked at my fabrics and my patterns and I thought, "How could I improve this already nice skirt?" So I made a pocket pattern and I was doubted but HERE I AM NOW IN MY WONDERFUL SKIRT IT HAS POCKETS I CAN FIT MY HANDS IN THEM!!!

    Lemon Garnished Potato
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see this is why I am in the process of making me a nice long skirt with dECENT POCKETS! (sorry I got a tad excited at the prospect of decent pockets)

    Bubble***tea 3
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg dresses with pockets are like from the gods

    Darlene Baker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the guy who's still mad because his suit had no pockets -- did you check to see if they were just sewn shut? I bought a jacket like that once, and several pants. No idea why they do that. Pockets are great, and I used to always buy boys jeans. My aunt just showed me the pocket she sewed inside a jacket, I've done that, too. I used to travel wearing a flight suit covered in pockets, and just a backpack for luggage ... solves so many problems.

    Margaret Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I find a dress with pockets. "IT HAS POCKETS!!!!!"

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ta-Dah!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Those legs though! Look like they're wearing fluffy knickerboxers!

    UndyingBisexual
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a bird flashing its goods to random people in the park LMAO

    Bored Panda spoke to Roxanne, an expert in sewing and design, who doesn’t think that the lack of pockets has anything to do with politics or social reasons. Here's what she had to say: "I think women love pockets for the functionality. We don’t always want to carry things in our hands, especially our phones. When I wear a dress with pockets, my hands naturally gravitate toward the pocket. I’m not sure why. It’s just comfortable.”

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    She continued: “I think a lot of women’s clothing lack pockets for one simple reason: women have curves. When there is an opening at a stress point, such as at the hips, the fabric will naturally flare out. This is particularly evident in form-fitting clothing.”

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    Helen Haley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere there is a clay tablet with a drawing on it depicting womens disappointment with lack of proper pockets. There is also a tin press, papyrus, and scrolls. We should make a comprehensive timeline of how long women have wanted proper pockets. Here we already have the example from the 50's.

    Bob Beltcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1920's after WWI. That's when the fashion industry started to become popularized through magazines. More people wanted to dress nice like them. Magazines and the fashion industry did away with pockets on women's clothes because it wasn't lady like. They began making small purses which gave them another product to market. The rise of pockets will be the down fall of purses.

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    StormsTempest
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me years ago and to this day. If it ain't practical and comfy I'm not wearing it.

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pocket Revolution now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a daughter I dream of having! <3

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you give me a pocket that's like two centimeters deep, what the hell am I supposed to fit in there?

    William Teach
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but most do not listen. Heck, they do not listen to men, either. Men mostly buy clothes in season. We do not consider winter stuff in the fall. We want fall stuff in the fall, winter stuff in the winter, etc. When we need some winter pants, a jacket, whatever, we do not want to walk into the store and see spring stuff. And then stores wonder why sales are down.

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pocket Revolution! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Jolee Koop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once bought a pair of pants only to discover that the pockets were sewed on and not functional

    Isog Sargent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they ruin the line of the pants so that they don't look so form fitting?

    Patti Brock
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get men's skinny jeans - they fit women great and have real pockets!

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    Shawn
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teen and wore Jnco jeans she coulda climbed in the pocket while holding the baby.

    StormsTempest
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so sick of dudes complaining about us "whining" about not having pockets. If you're so sick of it give us the damn pockets. .-.

    Tessa Meeson
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (go to google translate, dutch to your language) "Yep. Dus relatable. (Ik een mijn broer.)

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal Pocketation Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

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    “There are several ways to solve the problem: redesign the garment with a looser fit, secure the fabric with a zipper or button closure, relocate the pocket, or, here’s the big one… redesign the pocket shape.”

    Roxanne explained exactly how the pocket shape can be redesigned. “Shaping the opening into a slant or curve will allow the opening to wrap around the curve without resulting in bulging, excess fabric. This pocket style does change the original look of the garment, so the designer would ultimately decide if it works with their vision. I recently drafted a curved pocket pattern for a form fitting dress, demonstrating that it is possible!”

    “I don’t think there is any political or social reason for the shortage of pockets. Most designers are trying to appeal to the desires of their target demographic, in this case, usually a slimming silhouette that doesn’t draw attention to areas many of us want to minimize. A meme is simply an entertaining way to celebrate a feature many of us adore: pockets!”

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    StormsTempest
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, mens jackets have inside pockets?! What is this travesty?!

    Emily
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and where the HELL am i supposed to but my FISH FREAKING FINGERS AND CUSTARD?!

    Isabel Care
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has it got in it's pocketses? Nothing, I'm a girl Hobbit and I'm not allowed pocketses

    ReaRae
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an old men's Calvin Klein jacket and it has inside pockets on both sides of the zipper and some on the outside. I wear it everywhere I'm able to

    Aria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha, I have a parka with inside pockets >:3

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pocket Revolution Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always been insanely jealous of the super cool, covert seeming inside pockets.

    Sarah Storm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *is wearing the same men's jacket that I got in 4th grade* Yep, I can verify this. It has 4 huge pockets. 2 on the inside, 2 on the outside. When I got this jacket, it was way to big, now it fits properly, and it has pockets!

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    Geoffrey Holland
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign got him laid for the very first time.

    Tessa Meeson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vrouwen verdienen grotere voorste Pocketson hun jeans!!!" Je leest mijn gedachten.

    wandile dludlu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy, if they start selling women jeans with pockets, the handbag market would crumble since women would notice that they don't need to carry a bag all the time.

    Dilly Millandry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy bags just because I like bags. Why can't we have BOTH?

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    The Frog
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this is a THING right.. not just me?

    Octavia Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a small chested gal, I want BIG pockets on the top inside of ALL my jackets! Padding my chest and keeping things handy! Win! Win!

    Elliot Goedde
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we all give this man a hug? thank you! men are realizing our pain!!

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    StormsTempest
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we want pockets? Just a wild guess, idk why I think that.

    error_404_user_not_found
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the execs are like: "OHHHH, you want it to LOOK like you have pockets, but not really have them, gotcha!"

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    Stacey Weiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants that are so slim we can’t sit down? No, POCKETS! Low slung waist lines that expose half of our butts and create muffin tops? No, POCKETS! Garments made of sheer fabric so everyone can see our titties? NO, POCKETS!

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal Pockets for All! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    After analyzing popular blue jeans brands in the United States, researchers found that women’s pockets are, on average, 48 percent shorter and 6.5 percent narrower than men’s. That means that a lot more stuff fits into men’s pockets than into women’s.

    Some argue that this is ‘evidence’ of systematic sexism ingrained into our society; others state that men need bigger pockets to balance out not having handbags. While a third group of people thinks that we’re living in truly prosperous times and don’t have any real problems if we’re arguing about pockets.

    According to Vox, the topic of pockets is not just about ‘sexism’—it’s about politics as well. Once upon a time, men and women used to carry bags with them.

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    But around the late 17th century, pockets became part of men’s clothing, while women kept using bags. Vox states that, eventually, a line of reasoning formed that men’s clothing is meant for ‘utility,’ while women’s clothes are meant for ‘beauty.’

    What do you think about the lack of decent pockets in women’s clothes, dear Readers? What’s your favorite thing about pockets? Would you like to have a pair of pants made entirely out of pockets? Share your thoughts with everyone in the comments.

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    Tessa Meeson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me wanneer mijn trui/broek hebben geen zakken LOL

    Missy Barton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but, it's funnier in Spanish. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly where they belong. Too bad she can’t throw the designers/manufacturers down there too—-though they’ll be there soon enough.

    StormsTempest
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so frustrating. All the women's pants with semi-decent pockets look like a potato sack. ;-;

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pocketation Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Ayasophya Alturas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relatable: i end up doing this all the time

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    Cat on a bike
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate bags. I'd rather buy mens pants with 5 or more pockets, perhaps even cargo pants, than carry a bag everywhere.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80's girl here. I have three kids and love to embarrass them when I wear a f***y pack. But who does everyone come to when they need something? THIS mom. Thank God for Etsy. The designers on there do a great job of making styles that are actually "cool" looking.

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    Marnie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have refused for about 15 years now to buy a sheer shirt that requires me to hunt down another shirt to go under it (which for whatever reason takes another 30 minutes to find, if they even have them). I just REFUSE. And that has meant that I end up buying something I really don't like and stopped shopping. I own 4-5 shirts wearable at work. Just don't buy a sheer shirt unless it's honestly the specific design where it's meant to be that way (and as such, it should be combined with the undershirt in the same product).

    Spikey Bunny
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe now that we all Cary cellphones, things will change? We can only hope

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal Pocketation Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

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    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female kangaroos have pockets! Only the females.

    Zdyp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only pants on which there are pockets, too big pockets, are hot pants, and those are ugly.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pieces of lint? I thot we were talking more like two wispy threads of woven fiber - one in each front pocket.

    Aisha
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I buy boys jeans

    Bored Raven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s true AND YET my husband is always trying to get me to carry everything in a purse. GO GET A MURSE BUDDY.

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pockets for All! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Elliot Goedde
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do men gotta be so greedy? can we have some of dah pocket?

    Rinpai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scuse me what are these pockets you speak of never met em.

    Remind me where I am again ?
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would absolutely follow this writer on Twitter, #ForSure

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    Hendra Lim
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why there's no pockets for women

    Elliot Goedde
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes just being truthful. ya didnt hav eto go throwing him outta windows or anything... jeez...

    Ivy D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a meme. Have a sense of humor.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that there’s only ONE woman in the meeting about women’s clothing. And don’t say then why is it a man who speaks up. Either it’s the first time she’s ever been there, or she’s suggested pockets hundreds of times and been ignored—-if so, she may have paid this guy to say it this time, just to have it noticed. Too bad it didn’t turn out better....

    Kendra Kroll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd forget clothing designers... and just go to portapocket.com

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal Pocketation Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

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    Tessa Meeson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me toen ik klein was. Deze neit-zakken vrouwen broek rijden me gek!

    Ivy Ruonakoski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are 3 year old's clothes gendered anyway?

    Bob Beltcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I bought my daughter boys shorts and pants. Their kids, who cares.

    OhForSmegSake
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her it will get better when she gets a bra, then she'll have boobs pockets!

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal Pockets for All! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Isabel Care
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we stuff things in our bras as we get to an age to wear them

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    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone thought of Lady Doritos after reading this?

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (ah ha ah)

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pocketation Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

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    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! And yes, I carried around all sorts of things, mostly pretty rocks, though.

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    Zaerhin Sk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hassssss pockets in my dressssssss :o

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    Layla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at how (rightfully) happy she is flexing those pockets! xD

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    Lara Taylor
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    6 years ago

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    I’ll take the top picture and carry a purse thanks.

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    Sanne H.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually true :-D

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal Pocketation Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Meami
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest daughter's wedding dress had wonderful deep pockets - thankfully everyone in the shop was female because we were dancing around like we'd won the lottery!

    Worf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See I'm like that with hoods. Anything with a hood girl I'm all 😁

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    Lauren Misek
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More pockets = more weapon storage = fewer creeps. That's a win win win!

    Ayasophya Alturas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you buy men's skinny jeans, you can fit pocket knives in the pockets =)

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    Octavia Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been my life long experience that CREEPS never know they are CREEPS (even when you tell them!)!

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    Somehow this person made this about an abortion debate?!

    Hilliary Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of an I want men the f**k out of anything I decide about my body because they are bad at it comment.

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    Ksenia M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh... what kind of logic is that? Does the op think women use back pockets as spare vaginas?

    Andrea Don
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interestingly, in the US, the word "f***y" means "bottom". In the UK "f***y" means "vulva". Maybe it was a lost in translation moment?

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    Random Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf even is that original tweet

    Aria Whitaker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puts phone in back pocket=sleeps with many men.....sound logic there, Einstein.

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm forced to do that sometimes. Nearly lost a phone down the toilet a couple of times, but what can you do... Never had one break either. Cheap Android phone master race!

    Ann Abdelzaher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where the hell we supposed to put it? I have 3 pair of jeans I love two have deep pockets one doesn't... guess which one doesn't get worn as often, because I hate putting my phone in my back pocket because I forget it's there?

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    Okay now I'm just getting turned on. Hey diana; make sure it's on vibrate.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's come together and beat the designer responsible for this with sticks

    Ruth Beaty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is not the most abso-f*****g-lutely-ist thing I have ever seen! What the hell were they smoking?

    Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my brother both have hoodies. My brothers: pockets galore! Mine: nope I'm gonna torture you no pockets I THOUGHT IT WAS A BASIC NEED FOR HOODIES TO HAVE POCKETS

    Stevie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously who would buy something like that?

    Iggy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just rubbing salt in the wound!

    Sonya Hendren
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I too choose clothing with functional pockets, but these shorts are really cute....

    NanZ
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they looked cute too, but would be a lot cuter if they had real pockets!

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    Odina Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday my pocket prince will come... I'll be patient for a little while longer though. Give 'em -2 years or so.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Now, I ask you, which one keeps the phone from falling out and being damaged, or worse yet being stolen? Yeah, the man’s—-the one making 15%-20% more money, and doesn’t have to also contend with pink tax (Google pink tax, it’s systemic misogyny at its worst), so can more easily afford to repair/replace his phone.

    Bob Beltcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You complain, but do you still buy woman's pants and razors? Men's are just the same and cheaper.

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    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What'll it be? Pocketry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Julie Hrl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year, phones become bigger. Every year, pockets become smaller. Or just disappear. Lol.

    Julie Hrl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year, phones become bigger. Every year, pockets become smaller. Or just disappear. Lol. MAGIC!

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    Vaida Kuodytė
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small pocket inside the slightly bigger pocket has a zipper, so it's threatening to scratch my phone (that only fits about halfway) every time. F**k that very much.

    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought track pants in the men's department. It has pockets!! 😂

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal Pockets Now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An inventory menu from any RPG game would be more accurate, though. Lots of items and lots of trash too.

    John Thebeau
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you couldnt be complaining about anything more petty that this

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often wondered, when playing these games, where the soldier actual stores all these things and is able to pull out any one of them in a second!

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    Giorgio Prodoti
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why Men will never give them to you

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The. We. Will. Take. Them. By. Force. If. Necessary. So watch out for the area right below your belt if you see a woman coming toward you with scissors.

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    Steven Greenfield
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, for god's sake, buy men's jeans, then. Do that long enough, fashion designers will start adding pockets.

    Audrey Glickman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've written that very thing in my book. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iJ3ILXBD6o

    Stacey Weiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why our clothes don’t have them. Men don’t want us taking over the world. Sigh.

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    Iggy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah here! The maker of these shorts deserves such a toe in the hole!

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we also get an inseam measurement on pants?

    Ruth Beaty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this, this!, is the second most abso-f*****g-lutly stupid thing I've ever seen and they were definitely smoking something not legal when they came up with it.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God made women's pockets out of Adam's spare little toenail clipping. And His work was done.

    Odina Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a long-time devoted Christian... I ain't even mad.

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    Fixin'Ta
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, women started out with pockets, but then the devil told the man, "You can dominate the world if you take away their pockets." And the rest is history. Let's change history. POCKETS FOR WOMEN!!

    kate h
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even find women's SWEATPANTS with pockets. Freaking sweatpants that I just want to wear around the house or to walk the dogs. So I buy men's smalls, but I'm short so I have to hem them.... f*****g b******t.

    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind carrying a bag at all, in fact I prefer it- but I STILL WANT USEABLE POCKETS.

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it wasn't why I wanted pockets but yes please.

    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I allowed to petition for more pockets on men's clothes so I can do this?

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I need more pu$$y to carry around. Hur hur. I got mom jokes.

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I keep my phone in my bra coz I don’t want to carry my bag all the time and finding decent pants with useable pockets is like finding the holy grail.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us who were given AA cups, I salute you!

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    Dilly Millandry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Will STILL Buy handbags/purses!! Stop peddling excuses.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably true but given how much they keep in their handbags, I don't think there has ever been a pocket big enough to fit all that in.

    I'm A Lazy Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a bunch of c**p in there because I have the space so I may as well use it. But if I had pockets big enough for my phone, wallet, and keys, I'd absolutely ditch the hand sanitizer/pack of gum/sunglass case/whatever the hell else.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, of course, the pocket is useful for carrying around their child. If the male kangas had pockets they would carrying around a second girlfriend!

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    Francis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ultimativ wedding dress! i am so happy for OP *_*

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    Anne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait no we were the gatherers. WE NEEDED THE POCKETS MOST!

    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad hates carrying things around and my mom often jokes she'd get a better workout with her purse than with a 110 pound dumbbell.

    Francis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and still my boyfriend always asks if i can also put his things in my purse...

    Stina Kolling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the tweet get cut off because the men start getting beaten with sticks?

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    Random Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most magical moment is when you think a blazer/jacket has fake pockets but it turn out nope, they're just sewn up.

    Mart Mccabe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With men suits and waist coats, the pockets are sealed with temporary stitches, you cut and pull to open them up. not sure if this is the case with female formal jackets or blasers

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. That is an ugly jacket! Even if it did have real pockets, NOPE!

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    You're blaming the patriarchy?

    Bathsheba
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because it's the patriarchy's fault.

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    Isog Sargent
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    I wonder though. This is not news. Women want pockets. But I have to think that if they actually bought clothes with pockets manufactureres would make clothes with pockets.

    Aria Whitaker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are all these "clothes with pockets" designed for women? They have to, ya know, EXIST in order for us to buy them....that is what they are saying...MAKE THEM AND WE WILL COME.

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? Pyjamas with pockets 😲

    Karen Fernley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes! I have three pairs of pyjama bottoms with pockets

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppy in my pocket! Yes Please AGAIN.

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    MADELEINE KIMBALL
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k unrelated but I love this style of drawing. props to the artist

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    Ann Abdelzaher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's worse is you buy pants with pockets... real pockets but they are freakin sewn shut!!!

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    Peryton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a m**f not muffler

    Stina Kolling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless she wants to stick her hands inside car parts. That's a funny visual.

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