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Biology is a difficult subject, no one can dispute that. All the cell workings, the difference between diffusion and osmosis, microorganisms, plants, animals, anatomy and physiology, and most importantly—that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

However, it seems that kids either skipped this subject or slept through it, as the adults of today seem to have a very vague or even nonsensical understanding of female anatomy and how anything works. It’s funny until it becomes tragic, seeing as these misinformations are being shouted from the rooftops as though they were facts. 

Thankfully, the Reddit community r/badwomensanatomy have been featuring such posts and comments, allowing their 556k members to rejoice in critiquing them. Bored Panda has covered this subreddit previously and, if you’re curious, you can find the article here

As we delve into the voyage of triggersome content, I ask you, dear reader, to upvote the worst of the worst to have ever existed, so that we can collectively facepalm at the ridiculous misconceptions on female bodies that somehow are still very rampant in today’s society. Leave your thoughts in the comments and let’s get into it. 

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#1

If Women Wrote Men Like Men Write Women

If Women Wrote Men Like Men Write Women

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Jihana
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly? I would read thst book.

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Anatomy is one of the most intriguing branches of biology. To see a 3D visualization of how the body is held together and all the various components that unite to create a fully functioning human being is astounding! However, one body seems to confuse and mystify people like no other. The female. 

The problem is in the fact that instead of educating oneself or at least making sure that what one has seen in a fever dream is at least 5% true, people take to social media to explain their views on how female anatomy should and should not work, what their preferences would be, and how said beliefs influence their actions towards women. 

Thankfully the r/badwomensanatomy community of Reddit shares these findings with the rest of its 556k members and Reddit users alike, to critique and point out the glaring issues in their arguments. Created in 2014, it seems like the content just keeps on coming… Their quirky bio reads: “Women are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Except their vaginas which are squeaky and attract bears and sharks.”  

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    #2

    That's Quite A Stretch

    That's Quite A Stretch

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Following his 'logic', it means that he thinks his penis is very small, right?

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    #3

    Humour

    Humour

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    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just reproductive healthcare? it applies to all healthcare.

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    But if we are to get a little bit serious for a little moment, the fact that these misconceptions exist in the first place is a massive red flag for society. So where did it come from and how did we allow it to get this bad? A survey conducted by NewGov in Britain revealed that less than half of those surveyed could not identify or describe the function of the urethra, labia, or vagina. 

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    Breaking those results down by gender, they found that six in ten men (59%) and half of women (45%) could not even label the vagina. The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders labeled correctly was the clitoris; guess it’s not that difficult to find in the end, is it? Identifying parts is one thing, but what concerned researchers was the lack of knowledge about how female genitalia worked.  

    #4

    What The Hell Is A Vulva?

    What The Hell Is A Vulva?

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    Mune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the vulva is some type of volcano. 🤷‍♂️

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    #5

    One Of Those Anonymous Confession Accounts. That's So Messed Up??? Wth

    One Of Those Anonymous Confession Accounts. That's So Messed Up??? Wth

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he thinks her vagina is not tight enough he should just start considering that he has a teeny tiny dickk

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    #6

    Haha This One Is Funny

    Haha This One Is Funny

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    Perhaps the lack of knowledge stems from the way female genitalia has been described by scientists and medical personnel throughout history. Allison Draper, in her first year of medical school at the University of Miami, was incredibly excited to delve deeper into her favorite subject. She could look up the Latin term for almost any body part and get an idea of where it was and what it did, yet when she came across female organs, she was appalled by what she found. 

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    For example, the pudendal nerve, which provides sensation to the vagina and vulva, is derived from the Latin verb pudere: to be ashamed. The shame nerve. The Latin term for the vulva—including the inner and outer labia, the clitoris and the pubic mound—was pudendum. Translation: the part to be ashamed of. There was no equivalent word for male genitals.

    #8

    Oh God... Bless His Heart

    Oh God... Bless His Heart

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    #9

    What Is A Mammal, Alex?

    What Is A Mammal, Alex?

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    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame the heavy use of Photoshop to remove it from images previously

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    Anatomy as a science had its start in 16th-century Italy and ever since those terms had been given to female genitals, no one batted an eye until the 21st century. That included anatomy professor, Doug Broadfield, who had been showing the pudendal canal, nerve and artery to students for 14 years. “I never really gave it a second thought,” he said. “You just don’t really think about that kind of thing.”

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    In the beginning, shame knew no sex. First-century Roman writers used “pudendum” to mean the genitals of men, women and animals. But it was women to whom the shame stuck. As a general rule, anatomical terms are supposed to be informative and descriptive. “Pudendum” was neither. “This is the only term which has a moral context to it,” said Dr. Bernard Moxham, head of anatomy at Cardiff University in Wales.

    Although the debate is still ongoing in the medical community, back in 2019 it was agreed that “Pudendum” would no longer appear as an official term in the upcoming version of “Terminologia Anatomica.” However, the pudendal artery, canal and nerve would remain relatively unchanged “because the use of the word pudendalis in terms for structures present in both sexes cannot be interpreted as sexist.” 

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    #10

    Ah Remember The Times When You Could Choose To Just Not Have Your Period At School

    Ah Remember The Times When You Could Choose To Just Not Have Your Period At School

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    #11

    "This Is Why I Can't Talk About Feminism With You"

    "This Is Why I Can't Talk About Feminism With You"

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    DEW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes on the 28th. day of each month all women have their period. The reason we all agreed on the 28th. is because of damn February only having 28 days. LOL!!!

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    #12

    Male Nips vs. Female Nips

    Male Nips vs. Female Nips

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t we photoshop male nipples onto a female’s? Problem of censoring solved /s

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    When it comes to medical research and innovation, men's health has long gotten more attention than women's health. It was only in 1993 that Congress mandated that women and minorities be included in clinical research, although it’s still vastly understudied. “Essentially we’ve ended up with a healthcare system, among other things in society, that has been made by men for men,” Dr Kate Young, a public health researcher at Monash University in Australia. 

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    “Because women can bear children, medical discourse associated women with the body and men with the mind,” she continued. Sadly, this notion seems to have permeated in day-to-day society as well. But not only is it cringeworthy to hear and read completely ludicrous accounts of female anatomy, it is also dangerous as this medical misinformation influences women’s fertility and reproductive rights.

    #13

    “Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer...”

    “Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer...”

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the whole point why female body hair is considered gross? I mean, it's just hair, my boyfriend has wool on his back 😂

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    #14

    Want To Get A Woman Off? The Cervix Is Perfect For That

    Want To Get A Woman Off? The Cervix Is Perfect For That

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeah. I remember how ashamed I was when I first got sexually active because as a teen I encountered some "smart" books and people saying how penetration is the only "mature" way to reach orgasm and all other ways are somehow less important. It messed up me and my first experiences (which otherwise could be very pleasant) for quite a long time. I was sure to hell that there's something wrong with me

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    #15

    Have You Ever Given Birth Dude?

    Have You Ever Given Birth Dude?

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any man who believes pregnancy is a painless process should have no problem receiving a blow to the groin with a steel-toed boot.

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son asked what he could expect when in the labour ward with his wife. Since we were in the supermarket, I gave him a 4kg watermelon and told him to imagine he had to poop that out. Apparently, he was an exemplary partner.

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    Pink Aesthetic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving birth is one of the most dangerous things women can experience in their lives. Women literally died when there was no proper medical care, and they still do in developing countries.

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the US. Our maternal mortality rate is very bad. It is even worse for black women.

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    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner passed a bladder stone and cried like he was being electrocuted & set on fire at the same time. It was smaller than a pea. You do the math. Lol.

    Mr Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my sis says “no uterus,no opinion”

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 v deliveries and a c section later…not a one of them was painless, even with the epidural on 2 and a spinal on the c section…that stuff wears off, you know…and baby ain’t always here yet when it does.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my granddaughters are giving birth this month. One had had spinal surgery x2, and the anesthesiologist *missed his target. Pain from that needle was worse than labor. Thought we were going to lose her. Four days later, she's still unable to walk without unusual spinal pain.

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    AbsintheMinded
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because getting a needle in your spine is like a lovely walk on the beach. Hmmm…. me thinks the d-i-n-k might be related to Tom cruise.

    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even with a lovely needle to the spine, they had to turn my anesthesia off when it became time to push because I, as a first-time-pusher, had no idea what I was doing so it was deemed 'helpful' for me to 'feel the contractions'. My baby was 9 pounds. Never again.

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oe, did you know there is a device that mimics the pain from childbirth. He would be a perfect candidate. https://youtu.be/UeYsAXjYZBQ

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tell him that his shrieking and yelling is just a lack of self control.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we should bring back the practice of men hanging from the rafters with a rope around their balls when their partner is giving birth; and she pulls on the rope when she is experiencing a contraction.

    JLS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an epidural but there was still pain. And the pressure down there? It was so intense it makes me cringe remembering it.

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For every person on this earth, there was a woman who gave birth to them painfully. How does this guy not know this?

    Sylvia_SilverVampire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cant tell someone its not painful to give birth if you have never given birth. Same as you can't tell someone periods arent that bad if you have never had a period!

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid broke my tailbone coming out of me. But sure those screams were all just pretend!

    jevais
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men should once in a lifetime should give birth through their r****m! Then they can talk.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so want this guy to be hooked up to a period simulator. I wonder if there are labour simulators he could try as well?

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get freezing at the dentist? Does it make having a root canal comfortable?

    Joshuah Johnston
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying it's all an "act? they're simply acting?? They're delivering a baby, they're not try to win an Oscar.

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Just. No. Sit alllllllllllllllllo the way down. Close your mouth. Open your ears.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Birth was excruciating! I was literally shaking I was in so much pain.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay to slap this idiot.

    F C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And died too. Death is also natural

    Anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote we make the period pain simulator and the contraction pain simulator mandatory for all men. (I've seen a few clips and it's so freaking funny how they respond. All of them come out with a better understanding. Very educational!)

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes... anesthetic. Sit upright in the midst of labor, expose your back to some guy in a lab coat who swabs your skin with icy cold alcohol before jabbing a needle the size of the Burj Khalifa into your spine while saying urgently, during a contraction, DON'T MOVE!

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG.... pregnancy can be horrible. My baby literally kicked the p**s out of me the other day. Not to mention the fact that everything hurts when the drugs wear off after you've had a baby, natural or c-section. Add in to the fact that sometimes you get no meds because it's too late...

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution-Push an eggplant up his a**e, get him to push it out with NO help!

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I do agree that most of the screaming is unnecessary, giving birth is extremely painful. And also, you can't just pump a laboring woman full of pain killers because.... we do want the kid to survive, right? I found, during the births of my kids, that I only screamed when my breathing got out of the rhythm the pains made. But if I kept breathing in tune with the pain I didn't need to scream at all.

    Mars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, never read a historical account of a painful, or even deadly birth, that's just feminism making women soft (massive /s)

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting kicked in the balls definitely hurts more than giving birth because no man has ever gotten kicked in the balls and then said, "yeah, I'd do that again" ;)

    Say What
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how proof is established. Comparing something that lasts minutes to something that lasts hours or days is ridiculous.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not even a woman!? You lose all your vagina privileges; you are not deserving!

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone smack this man across the face HARD.

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister-in-law's first birth: 32 hours in a rural hospital. When she demanded anesthetic they said it was too late--she should have asked earlier. She found out later that there was no anaethesiologist at the hospital that weekend--he would have had to have driven from the city over--8 hours away....

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Erma Bombeck once said - giving birth is like having an orange pulled out of your nose.

    ThatGayBeans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously hope this man never becomes a father

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this sounds like my douche of an ex husband. biggest woose ever, had the nerve to say women are the weaker species bcuz we require pain meds to deliver a baby. he then stated that animals had babies out in the wild and didnt require meds.

    Kimberly Buchanan Fisanick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All births are different, there is always some level of pain. Unless you get an epidural

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even getting the epidural isn’t a guarantee of reducing or eliminating pain. I had one, and it didn’t help at all. I felt everything.

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    Sarah Turney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men have been getting kicked in the nuts enough painlessly for years

    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have given up on men.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Go pass a bowling ball through your lower GI tract. Then we'll talk.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hook them up to one of those simulation contraction machines.

    Waite Forit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have passed kidney stones. It's like giving birth to a baby that has a dozen sharp edges.

    Valden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of this can be blamed on Hollywood/TV, the rest on just good old fashioned ignorance. When depicting birth on T.V. and in movies, they don't show woman dying from it. Which helps lead the ignorant into believing giving birth is perfectly harmless and easy.

    Veronika Radman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a degenerate. Idea that we're destroying our planet because at leat 80% of population is on this mental level is excruciating.

    Anouk T
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    2 years ago

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    Unpopular opinion but - birth can be painless or at least not as unpleasant as shown in the media etc. modern approach plus media portrayal of birth are very exaggerated in the ‘shouty painful terrible experience’ direction. Birth can be peaceful, strong, painless or almost painless (although still intense!), even orgasmic at times! Of course that’s not the majority’s experience but it can be if there are no complications and unnecessary intereference. A lot of pain in labour comes from worry, anxiety and lack of proper care… So instead of telling women what they should or should not feel when giving birth men should make sure that their woman have the right environment to give birth in and feels safe and comfortable - then having a good birth experience is very much possible!

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me your a man without telling me your a man.

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    When the internet is riddled with fake news and snake oil salespeople peddling their "wellness" agenda, heuristically learning about your own body with accurate information is tough, says author of “The Vagina Bible” Dr. Jen Gunter. She argues one only needs to scratch the surface of the wellness industry and you'll find worrying ideas that stem from patriarchal ideas about women and the value that is placed on "purity" and virginity.

    "What are you saying when you keep pushing this idea? That a dry, tight vagina is the achievable goal, right? What, because that's the only way some dude can get off?" she added. "When did a virginal vagina become this standard that women should be aspiring to achieve? It's a [messed] up purity culture thing." However, it seems as though it’ll take a long time for this to change and for the health of a human being to be prioritized over profit. 

    As you continue to scroll through this list—though if you’ve already left, I can’t blame you—continue upvoting the most horrendous and misinformed posts to help shed some light on how badly we need proper education to enter the equation. Leave your thoughts in the comments and I’ll see you in the next one. 

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    #16

    Surely You Didn't Know This About Babies

    Surely You Didn't Know This About Babies

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    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, my last baby came out from a 4” incision in my abdominal cavity and uterus, so I can’t argue that one.

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    #17

    I Didn't Realize My Fallopian Tubes Were Clogged

    I Didn't Realize My Fallopian Tubes Were Clogged

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    Nami BlueOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i eat MORE dairy and animal fat, does that mean my menopause come earlier? ..

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    #18

    What Do You Mean Women Don’t Bleed Milk When Stabbed In The T**s?

    What Do You Mean Women Don’t Bleed Milk When Stabbed In The T**s?

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace water with booze and you will have a lot of tips.

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    #19

    You’re Looking For A Corpse, Mate

    You’re Looking For A Corpse, Mate

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    Monika
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems the blow up doll market is going up.

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    #20

    This Might Actually Be The Worst One I’ve Ever Seen

    This Might Actually Be The Worst One I’ve Ever Seen

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me that no woman was turned on by you without telling me that no woman was turned on by you.

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    #21

    I Don't Think Lesbians Work That Way

    I Don't Think Lesbians Work That Way

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    #22

    Well Then!

    Well Then!

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    DEW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should be allowed to graduate Uni with this belief

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    #23

    Yea Sorry Let Me Just Empty Out My Vagina If All It’s Blood Before Work

    Yea Sorry Let Me Just Empty Out My Vagina If All It’s Blood Before Work

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    Monika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be so nice...I could just wake up in the morning, push all the blood out, and go on with my day!

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    #24

    Because Athletes Don't Get Periods

    Because Athletes Don't Get Periods

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo I only have periods because I'm not fit enough? XD jeez, I've been doing it SO wrong for the last 29 years.

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    #25

    Apparently The Company Later Removed The Product, But Why Was It Even Created... And Even Then Why On Earth Is It Bright Pink

    Apparently The Company Later Removed The Product, But Why Was It Even Created... And Even Then Why On Earth Is It Bright Pink

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    kate h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best quote from the backlash: " Men use a hand urinating, and are constantly adjusting or otherwise handling their junk. Studies show few men wash their hands after using public restrooms, but sure men, try to shame women into using female genital gloves because our bodies freak you out. Grow TF up.”

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    #26

    If You Have Sex With One Person A Thousand Times, The Vagina Will Stay Tight. It Only Loosens When You Have Sex A Thousand Times With Different People, Duh

    If You Have Sex With One Person A Thousand Times, The Vagina Will Stay Tight. It Only Loosens When You Have Sex A Thousand Times With Different People, Duh

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    JustJackie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we only blame and shame women when we're talking about raising children? I really hate that. I get that most of the time it is the mums doing most of the childcare. Shouldn't we be shaming the men who don't help out, instead of blaming the mums, when there should be 2 people parenting. Spelling edit

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    #27

    *sigh* Yet Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women. When Will It End???

    *sigh* Yet Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women. When Will It End???

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! The requirement of having a head is VERY discriminating

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    #28

    "Because Girls Have Milk Filled In Their Boobies All The Time, Spraying Around Whenever They Open Their Bra"

    "Because Girls Have Milk Filled In Their Boobies All The Time, Spraying Around Whenever They Open Their Bra"

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    #29

    Bodily Functions Are Unattractive

    Bodily Functions Are Unattractive

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a blow up doll. Problem solved for everyone

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    #30

    That’s… I Don’t Know

    That’s… I Don’t Know

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, bring out your spray guns. Shït is getting real.

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    #31

    "Can't Find The Source" But This Is Definitely How This Works

    "Can't Find The Source" But This Is Definitely How This Works

    Extra-Act-801 Report

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    #32

    Gardening Concerns Thanks To A Bloody Superstition

    Gardening Concerns Thanks To A Bloody Superstition

    YnotZoidberg1077 Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that one... my parents and grandparents (1970's) insisted that women on their period could not make mayonnaise as it would not 'take' and be runny. Same for whipped cream, soup going off...

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    #33

    And I Hate When Men Decide To Spew Nonsense About Everything About Women’s Bodies And Claim That It’s True

    And I Hate When Men Decide To Spew Nonsense About Everything About Women’s Bodies And Claim That It’s True

    Cherrymus Report

    Monika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean old ladies with saggy tits get 100+ men?????

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    #34

    You Girls Ever Just Get Your Period Made Void Due To Someone Injected With Autism And Microchips Being In The Proximity

    You Girls Ever Just Get Your Period Made Void Due To Someone Injected With Autism And Microchips Being In The Proximity

    Mundit00 Report

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs both vaccine and pregnancy test.

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    #35

    Who's Gonna Tell Him?

    Who's Gonna Tell Him?

    Indira_Flowercookie Report

    Dave Miller Jr.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I fell off my bike onto the blacktop. I was going downhill about 40mph. Biggest. Orgasm. Ever.

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    #36

    A Shout For All Those Virgin Obsessed Folks At The Back

    A Shout For All Those Virgin Obsessed Folks At The Back

    Broken_Infinity Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, looks like my school textbook. And the boys got to read it too

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    #37

    Elon Musk’s Badwomensanatomy

    Elon Musk’s Badwomensanatomy

    Reputable_Sorcerer Report

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got pissed because he is not a mammal. He is a robot. And he was jealous. He wants to be able to grow peach fuzz.

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    #38

    "My Uterus Didn't Come With A Built-In Hoover And Now I'm Upset"

    "My Uterus Didn't Come With A Built-In Hoover And Now I'm Upset"

    jenniekns , twitter.com Report

    Lisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although written terribly is not full wrong - failure to progress is a medical term based on a chart created by checking half unconscious women giving birth. Often progress slows when the person in labour isn’t comfortable, doesn’t get sucked back in but can slow down labour. Dilating also isn’t linear. C-sections are way over done as the medical staff want to get the bed back, failure to progress really is failure to wait. Often mum and baby are in no danger just need more time.

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    #39

    Senator Josh Hawley Tries To Say That Only Cis-Women Have The Capacity To Give Birth. Wrong. That Professor Worded Her Rebuttal Perfectly

    Senator Josh Hawley Tries To Say That Only Cis-Women Have The Capacity To Give Birth. Wrong. That Professor Worded Her Rebuttal Perfectly

    Other-Cantaloupe4765 Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what women with fertility issues turn into, since apparently they are not women any longer? Aardvarks?

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    #40

    This Ad Just Came Up On My Instagram Feed And This Is The First Time I've Ever Seen A Women's Razor Ad Actually Show A Hairy Leg Being Shaved

    This Ad Just Came Up On My Instagram Feed And This Is The First Time I've Ever Seen A Women's Razor Ad Actually Show A Hairy Leg Being Shaved

    g00ber88 Report

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Looking at the picture* then *looking at my legs*. Yup, definitely winter.

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    #41

    Do We Even Have Organs?

    Do We Even Have Organs?

    AllHailShiva Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internal organs are totally overrated. See, the person who asked walks about fine without a brain, I am doing well too.

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    #42

    Found In The Wild, Apparently Somebody Didn’t Listen To Health Class

    Found In The Wild, Apparently Somebody Didn’t Listen To Health Class

    Ninjartistic Report

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    #43

    A Comment I Saw On A Tiktok Where A Woman Asked If Her Armpit Hair Bothered Them Because Her Armpits Don't Look Like Those Of A Prepubescent Girl

    A Comment I Saw On A Tiktok Where A Woman Asked If Her Armpit Hair Bothered Them Because Her Armpits Don't Look Like Those Of A Prepubescent Girl

    fatalehomosapiens Report

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    #44

    Bmi 9.7 To 11

    Bmi 9.7 To 11

    starmi23 Report

    #45

    No Words

    No Words

    leah2106 Report

    #46

    I’m Guessing This Guy Has Never Been With A Pregnant Person

    I’m Guessing This Guy Has Never Been With A Pregnant Person

    munchkym Report

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    #47

    I Got Hospitalized Yesterday, While I Was Unconscious At The Bed, The Doctor Decided To Tell My Mom "Having This Much Leg Hair Is Completely Unnatural, She Should Check That Out"

    I Got Hospitalized Yesterday, While I Was Unconscious At The Bed, The Doctor Decided To Tell My Mom "Having This Much Leg Hair Is Completely Unnatural, She Should Check That Out"

    ArapaimaGal Report

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Someone needs to go back to med school!

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    #48

    This Idiot

    This Idiot

    moosedownjacket Report

    #49

    Because Women Should Throw Their Lives Away To Have Kids Before 30

    Because Women Should Throw Their Lives Away To Have Kids Before 30

    BloodsAndTears Report

    #50

    Baby Snorkel?

    Baby Snorkel?

    bumblebeebabie Report

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of ok with this one. Ok, it's a stupid thought, but it's just a lack of education and he is asking about something he does not know. Best not shame people for genuine questions.

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    #51

    Incels Making Up "Facts" About Women As An Excuse To Call Them Disgusting

    Incels Making Up "Facts" About Women As An Excuse To Call Them Disgusting

    illegalmemesforsale Report

    And the like
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we don't. On the other hand, YOU pee out of your penis, so every time we have sex with you you're actually rubbing your pee in our vaginas. Oh but wait you do not have sex, right.

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    #52

    Noticed This In A Thread On The Front Page

    Noticed This In A Thread On The Front Page

    thatguyned Report

    Monika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they accepted they were wrong instead of arguing "NOOOOOOoOoOoOo PEE coMes oUt of thE vAginA yoU duMb B***H"

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    #53

    This Advert Thinks Boobs Are... Muscle?

    This Advert Thinks Boobs Are... Muscle?

    ShaoLimper Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I understand that Muscle Milk I keep seeing in stores.

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    #54

    You Can't Use A Tampon If You're A Virgin, Because Of Your Virgin Thingy

    You Can't Use A Tampon If You're A Virgin, Because Of Your Virgin Thingy

    GM_vs_Technicality Report

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    #55

    I Like Herbal Tea And Meditation As Much As The Next Person, But

    I Like Herbal Tea And Meditation As Much As The Next Person, But

    butmakitoutofcontext Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick them in the d**k and toss them into the dirtiest gutter

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    #56

    Bold Statement In A Video Reaction Of (Cis) Men Trying Simulated Period Cramps

    Bold Statement In A Video Reaction Of (Cis) Men Trying Simulated Period Cramps

    DarkBlueChameleon Report

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There IS a machine that can simulate period cramps and even labour for men. They hooked up a cowboy together with his girlfriend who was told to tell them to stop when the pain reached her monthly level. She still sat there smiling and he broke down crying already.

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    #57

    Is Your Belly Button Above Hipline, You Fraud?!

    Is Your Belly Button Above Hipline, You Fraud?!

    PamBeansly Report

    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please someone tell me what ice corn legs is supposed to mean?

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    #58

    That's... Simply Not True

    That's... Simply Not True

    dizzycrazycheesy Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number one reason women shave and have boob jobs are idiot men like this one.

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    #59

    Bad Women's Psychology

    Bad Women's Psychology

    fajen1 Report

    SPLINCH HORIZON GATES
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has to be a joke tweet no god they must be joking

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    #60

    All I Can Say Is Wow

    All I Can Say Is Wow

    AnRudIsAnamh Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she won't have any more offspring like this one. WIN.

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    #61

    Vaginas Are Like Shoes

    Vaginas Are Like Shoes

    CrazieDiamond Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's edition of Which Inanimate Object Women Are: Shoes.

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    #62

    Your Period Won't Hurt If You Eat The Right Food

    Your Period Won't Hurt If You Eat The Right Food

    kucka_8 Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could work, if one of those ingrdients is morphine.

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    #63

    This Made Me Wheeze

    This Made Me Wheeze

    chickpoon Report

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    #64

    It’s Subtle, But If You Look Closely You’ll Notice The Pregnancy Belly Is Photoshopped On

    It’s Subtle, But If You Look Closely You’ll Notice The Pregnancy Belly Is Photoshopped On

    AQuixoticQuandary Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.. but the clothes are nice tho. It kinda would look cool if it was real fabric printing

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    #65

    No

    No

    userdesu Report

    #66

    Do Men Really Not Know How Long It Takes To Be Able To Take A Pregnancy Test??

    Do Men Really Not Know How Long It Takes To Be Able To Take A Pregnancy Test??

    acoustic_witch Report

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why men should not be making decisions about women's bodies!

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    #67

    From The Thirstiest Dude On Facebook

    From The Thirstiest Dude On Facebook

    This_Brilliant8514 Report

    Szirra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is how we know he never satisfied a partner.

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    #68

    Iud

    Iud

    gingerbread_cereal Report

    #69

    Really Thought This Was A Troll But It’s Not! I’m Thoroughly Entertained

    Really Thought This Was A Troll But It’s Not! I’m Thoroughly Entertained

    [deleted] Report

    #70

    Found While Cleaning Out An Old House — Did You Know Lysol Can Be Used To Clean Your Vagina?

    Found While Cleaning Out An Old House — Did You Know Lysol Can Be Used To Clean Your Vagina?

    DonutPlains Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *crosses legs* Also, for the record, the vagina is self cleaning and doesn't need anything up there for washing purposes, except in medical cases sometimes.

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    #71

    I Was Ready To Get Irritated And Ended Up Having A Genuinely Good Laugh

    I Was Ready To Get Irritated And Ended Up Having A Genuinely Good Laugh

    darwinpolice Report

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    #72

    Women Who Track Periods Are Promiscious

    Women Who Track Periods Are Promiscious

    I_IdentifyAsAProblem Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, menstrual calendar. No thanks I don’t want cops to have more “evidence” if something bad happens. In the US. Deleted all period related stuff as soon as Roe was overturned. F**k SCOTUS.

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    #73

    Best Thing About Being A Woman!

    Best Thing About Being A Woman!

    Valdagast Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stares at this for a long time. Cannot think of any words*

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    #74

    I Keep Forgetting That The Existence Of Women’s Body Hair (And Not Men’s) Needs To Be Bleached/Erased Out Of Society’s Collective Conscious (Lest We Traumatise The Poor Men)

    I Keep Forgetting That The Existence Of Women’s Body Hair (And Not Men’s) Needs To Be Bleached/Erased Out Of Society’s Collective Conscious (Lest We Traumatise The Poor Men)

    RabbitVegetable Report

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the horror we women have body hair news flash we are supposed to have hair it keep sweat from irritating the skin and to keep us warm.

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    #75

    A Theory

    A Theory

    borrow_a_feeling Report

    Abby da great
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “taken his fair share of virginities” THAT’S A HOARDER

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    #76

    Alcohol????

    Alcohol????

    medbitch666 Report

    #77

    Disappointed That My Tits Never Got This Feature

    Disappointed That My Tits Never Got This Feature

    rofax Report

    Jul_Jul_C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear... his source must ben hentais I guess. Let him stick to animated women.

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    #78

    I Found This On Tiktok And It’s Absolute Gold. And The Fact It’s So Common Many Women Share The Same Experience Yet It’s Still Impossible To Find The C**t

    I Found This On Tiktok And It’s Absolute Gold. And The Fact It’s So Common Many Women Share The Same Experience Yet It’s Still Impossible To Find The C**t

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    #79

    Not Kink Shaming... Nothing Wrong With A Pregnancy Fetish I Suppose... But This Is Just.. Yeah... No

    Not Kink Shaming... Nothing Wrong With A Pregnancy Fetish I Suppose... But This Is Just.. Yeah... No

    sniperwolfjob Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is possible to get pregnant while being pregnant but it’s super rare

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    #80

    But Where Do The Organs Go? Do They Just Get Squished Down Into The Butt? Baby Got Spleen?

    But Where Do The Organs Go? Do They Just Get Squished Down Into The Butt? Baby Got Spleen?

    le72225 Report

    #81

    Apparently Moaning During Sex Warrants The Death Penalty

    Apparently Moaning During Sex Warrants The Death Penalty

    Bombastic-Bagman Report

    Jul_Jul_C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe HE should go to the rainforest...

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    #82

    Found In Vietnam...i Have No Words

    Found In Vietnam...i Have No Words

    CptBeefFart Report

    The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "make it tight and pink" makes me think i'm gonna have a bad allergic reaction to it

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    #83

    In A Thread About Birth Control For Men We Got This Lovely Gem

    In A Thread About Birth Control For Men We Got This Lovely Gem

    cherrytrashpanda Report

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe for this gentleman the answer we're looking for is castration.

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    #84

    I Should’ve Expected This From Troom Troom

    I Should’ve Expected This From Troom Troom

    [deleted] Report

    #85

    “Expires Like Milk”

    “Expires Like Milk”

    NihilisticBuddhism Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your brain expired like milk or your brain is milk

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    #86

    This Can’t Be Right

    This Can’t Be Right

    socially-awkward-em Report

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because the weather and my body temperature have absolutely nothing to do with my clothing choice on any given day. /s

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    #87

    I Don’t Know If Realistic Is The Best Word Here

    I Don’t Know If Realistic Is The Best Word Here

    Special-Speech3064 Report

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she’s part centaur. >.<

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    #88

    Well Someone Said" Imagine It Profile" And I Thought It Would Be Fun To Showcase

    Well Someone Said" Imagine It Profile" And I Thought It Would Be Fun To Showcase

    Anna820yx Report