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40 Women Share The Most Unbelievable Lies Men Came Up With When Caught Red-Handed
In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.
So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.
Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.
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How long did he think that deception would last? Who wouldn’t want to see that?
How stupid do men think we are? Oh, sorry. They don't think, that's the problem.
Nah, they do think, but usually that thought process results in a lower estimation of competence in women than themselves. This has been studied repeatedly and it's really freaking depressing.
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This relationship was toxic to begin with, you want prrof he tried to kill himself..? Just walk away.
on a similar note (kinda)- I was in the hospital once. They did an IV, but messed it up so blood got all over my arm. I was texting my then gf afterwards about it. She asked for a photo, I sent one and she accused me of faking bcuz my inner forearm wasn't as tan as my outer forearm
Ex coworker was super dramatic one night texts me he beat some dude up at an atm. Sent me a phot w ketchup on his knuckles and a sink full or beer cans. I called him a loser an blocked him.
I had an ex's friend call me to tell me he had been rushed to hospital in an ambulance. Called his mam to check which hospital...she was confused as he had just left her house to go home! I'm gut instinct to finish with him was eight!
My ex-husband was out running around after work and finally called me 4 hrs later telling me that his work buddy's wife was impaled through the chest with a steel post while driving on the interstate. So I checked all the local news stations and outlets, the internet, etc... nothing mentioned about any accidents of this serious nature. Said he had been setting at the hospital with his friend for hours. Didn't come home till 11pm. I told him that we needed to take some flowers to her the next day, Saturday. He started stuttering, backtracking, and decided that she wasn't in the hospital. She was at home. She wasn't impaled by anything, that's what his friend said. She wasn't in that bad of shape. It was just a fender bender and she twisted her ankle. She went to the hospital though because they lived in the projects and she thought she could sue them. I, on the other hand, was home with two babies under 4 years old and 5 months pregnant with my third child. Continued below.
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Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?
Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol
I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.
This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.
Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!
Thank goodness you were smart enough not to believe his (obviously) bad lies
Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday
I guess the two women never talked during the rides like normal people
I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄
Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .
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Once found another woman's bra in a guys bedroom. He told me he found it at the laundromat and brought it home to practice drawing lace for his artwork.
That would mean he stole someone's property and he just told on himself. What a genius.
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I really don't understand men. If you know for a fact that a woman won't be on board with your s**t, there will be someone who does, so let that woman alone. You're wasting someone's time and making them do things against their principles without them knowing (yeah, l was made the side piece without me knowing. All the time l thought we were in a relationship 🤡)
This could all be avoided if people watched enough Lifetime movies. Psycho Boyfriend, Psycho Blind Date, Psycho Lawncare Specialist, etc.
These are all hard to read but again... I'm gonna call out the BP tendency to man bash. Can we PLEASE strike a balance and occasionally acknowledge that women may tell lies, get caught out, do something creepy, say something hurtful, make men feel unsafe?? Not all women are akin to Astraea (Google if you need to).
Just fixing the downvotes....seriously people it's not a dislike button if you disagree challenge respectfully or scroll by it's not hard
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This story doesn't fit exactly but I'd like to share... This happened before cellphones were a thing: Boyfriend wanted to prove how much he loved me so he asked me to watch him burn his little black book. He couldn't think of a lie fast enough when, a few days later, I discovered he made a duplicate
Between these and the post about "nice guys", if anything happens to my husband (dies or we split up), I think I'll just be single forever.
The world is full of terrible people. My question to the folks who are blaming the women in these scenarios, is how can you tell who is going to turn out to be a genuine nice guy and who is not? Usually the first clue is discovering a lie... hence these accounts. These guys don't have forehead tattoos or ear tags or smell different... the same is true for predators who spike your drink or random coworkers who stalk women or any one of a host of disreputable jerks. If you really believe that these ladies are just "bad" at choosing men, then help out a bit. Don't be like this. Don't stay silent in support of this. Don't get mad at a woman who wants to take it slow or be cautious. Don't whine about women who try to be diligent and keep guys at arm's length but this pisses you off, 'cuz "not all men". Problem is, good guys and bad guys can look and behave very, very similarly. Until they don't.
Let me give these ladies some advice. If you find yourself constantly attracted to men like this you need to figure why you're falling for the smoke and mirrors of manipulative people. It's likely you fall for others like strippers, aggressive sale reps, populist politicians ....etc. My argument is that there's NO WAY these were a one time scenario. It's likely this toxic behavior was brought to your attention and was dismissed.
What's the problem with dating a stripper ..? Did you mean a pimp? Strippers aren't evil people
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I tried to comment with an honest post but BP won't let me. I am ever so sorry you had to go through anything like that. Lying is a trigger to me. It makes me back off instantly. But what you went through is on another level. Sending my love to you x
I like how you admit the men are s**t, yet still insist on blaming women. /s Quite an act.
Load More Replies... Once found another woman's bra in a guys bedroom. He told me he found it at the laundromat and brought it home to practice drawing lace for his artwork.
That would mean he stole someone's property and he just told on himself. What a genius.
Load More Replies... I really don't understand men. If you know for a fact that a woman won't be on board with your s**t, there will be someone who does, so let that woman alone. You're wasting someone's time and making them do things against their principles without them knowing (yeah, l was made the side piece without me knowing. All the time l thought we were in a relationship 🤡)
This could all be avoided if people watched enough Lifetime movies. Psycho Boyfriend, Psycho Blind Date, Psycho Lawncare Specialist, etc.
These are all hard to read but again... I'm gonna call out the BP tendency to man bash. Can we PLEASE strike a balance and occasionally acknowledge that women may tell lies, get caught out, do something creepy, say something hurtful, make men feel unsafe?? Not all women are akin to Astraea (Google if you need to).
Just fixing the downvotes....seriously people it's not a dislike button if you disagree challenge respectfully or scroll by it's not hard
Load More Replies... This story doesn't fit exactly but I'd like to share... This happened before cellphones were a thing: Boyfriend wanted to prove how much he loved me so he asked me to watch him burn his little black book. He couldn't think of a lie fast enough when, a few days later, I discovered he made a duplicate
Between these and the post about "nice guys", if anything happens to my husband (dies or we split up), I think I'll just be single forever.
The world is full of terrible people. My question to the folks who are blaming the women in these scenarios, is how can you tell who is going to turn out to be a genuine nice guy and who is not? Usually the first clue is discovering a lie... hence these accounts. These guys don't have forehead tattoos or ear tags or smell different... the same is true for predators who spike your drink or random coworkers who stalk women or any one of a host of disreputable jerks. If you really believe that these ladies are just "bad" at choosing men, then help out a bit. Don't be like this. Don't stay silent in support of this. Don't get mad at a woman who wants to take it slow or be cautious. Don't whine about women who try to be diligent and keep guys at arm's length but this pisses you off, 'cuz "not all men". Problem is, good guys and bad guys can look and behave very, very similarly. Until they don't.
Let me give these ladies some advice. If you find yourself constantly attracted to men like this you need to figure why you're falling for the smoke and mirrors of manipulative people. It's likely you fall for others like strippers, aggressive sale reps, populist politicians ....etc. My argument is that there's NO WAY these were a one time scenario. It's likely this toxic behavior was brought to your attention and was dismissed.
What's the problem with dating a stripper ..? Did you mean a pimp? Strippers aren't evil people
Load More Replies... I tried to comment with an honest post but BP won't let me. I am ever so sorry you had to go through anything like that. Lying is a trigger to me. It makes me back off instantly. But what you went through is on another level. Sending my love to you x
I like how you admit the men are s**t, yet still insist on blaming women. /s Quite an act.
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