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In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.
So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.
Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.
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#1
Marianne 3 years ago
He saw that in "Chicago". "Do you believe what you see or what I'm telling you??" 😂
Thee8thsense 3 years ago
Lol- a friend caught her boyfriend in the act, and he too, yelled at her "What are you going to believe, me or your eyes!!?". Moron.
Pamela Blue 3 years ago
Wow! I've heard of gaslighting, but this was so obvious it's almost hard to believe! LOL!
Pamela Blue 2 years ago
Scarily enough, sometimes it does work. Usually the "trapped" partner of the narcissist has already been removed from family, friends, and loved ones, and has nowhere to turn. They'll give in because they've been beaten down so often that they really DO begin to think that they're crazy and imagining things. It's a terrible situation to be in, for sure.
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Andrew Pugg 3 years ago
My ar.seole ex told me his sister was dying of cancer. He didn't drive so all times of night could be 1am 2am etc I would be called upon to drive him an hour to drop him off to see his dying sister. He would come home crying and I would console him, he would would show me things his sister was going to bequeath to his sons. He wanted me to meet his sister but she was always unwell. He told me she had a few weeks and we went shopping for a black suit for him and a black dress for me. One night his phone went off, he was taking a bath and forgot it was on charge. Saw all the messages and texts from some woman, explicit ones etc. I didn't confront him then. I called his ex wife, we got on well. I told her about about his sister and she confirmed that his sister wasn't dying of cancer she was perfectly healthy. His sister didn't even live in that town. So for 3 months I was loosing sleep so that cockwomble could go f.uck his Poundland Barbie. Good times lol
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#2
Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
I hope she didn’t stay his fiancée for long after she came out of the bathroom.
Snorky The Pig 3 years ago
The fact that he peed on his bed but his dog knows how to use a toilet...
#3
I’m New Here 3 years ago
This sounds like my (soon to be ex) husband. Called his side chick on the wedding night to tell her about his day camping! We were married in the mountains.
#4
Cold Contagious 3 years ago (edited)
MSS ~ Male Spastic Syndrome... Edited to add a letter.
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Abnus 3 years ago
MS stands for multiple sclerosis (my mother has it). It is when the white blood cells attack her nervous system (This is how it was explained to me). It can spread throughout the body and have flare ups in hotter weather and the medication my mom takes can make her super tired some days.
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Deborah Stuart 3 years ago
Except one bite of his meatball sub to show “miss chanandler bong” that he loved him more than Ross lol 😂
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Booklover<3 3 years ago
Lol. This one is cute and funny, get a man who eats your food not one who cheats on you ladies.
Stylishsidewaysbird 3 years ago
Why do I seem to be the only one that thinks this is disrespectful? They were her leftovers and he knew that, ate them anyway, and tried to convince her it wasn’t real? I’d be pissed.
Natalie H 3 years ago
Disrespectful? That depends on your personal preferences & boundaries. My husband has eaten my leftovers, and I’ve eaten his. We don’t get mad over it, we can always get more food. Personally, if this scenario happened to me I would just laugh about it. But everyone has different boundaries, and they should always be respected.
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Lollipop Girl 3 years ago
there's nothing more unfaithful than eating your partner's food!! /s
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#6
Brazen 3 years ago
I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Execution may be exactly what Juicy Spice has in mind.
Load More Replies... Susan Widomski 3 years ago
I have to ask - were there not times when he conveniently couldn't see you and you got tired of the hide and seek?
TheElderNom 3 years ago
What I don't get with these people is why? He already has a (or almost has a) baby with a girl, why does he want one more when it sounds like he's already a shitty father.
#7
Cold Contagious 3 years ago
It's the suction from the firey pits of hêll trying to suck his âss down through the coals, lol!
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Bobby 3 years ago
My dad was one covered completely in hickies from stingrays. Only that really happened. A sandbar in the caiman Islands. They warned us not to drag the bait in the water and he wasn't paying attention to what he was doing
Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Or he was simply a douche & got "burned" because of it! (Yeah, I'll see myself out now!)
LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
This is going to be the next dumb TikTok trend, isn't it? Kids burning themselves with hot coals and pretending they're hickies. And it's going to be worse for the nerds who know that white hot is better than red hot.
#8
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
I see your best friend and raise this, my ex, once told me that the reason he was talking to this strange woman on the phone when I came in the garage ( land line stretched allllllll the way out the side door to the garage from kitchen) was that she had contacted him after the SPERM BANK he had donated to fifteen years back gave her his name and she wanted to know if he wanted to meet his children, her quadruplet sons. Truth: she was his gf who was telling him she was pregnant and he better show up, she only had one baby of his, however she did have fifteen year old quad sons from a previous marriage. This was of course a bit upsetting,however not an unknown or unexpected course of things ( the lying) I rage beat up his work room in the garage and filed for divorce. It was either the workroom or him and I wasn't going to jail. 22 years later, he's gone and I, have a lovely bonus daughter whom I delight in! ( It wasn't her fault) alls well..
BetterBitterButter 3 years ago
I once saw an interview of a woman in Indonesia or Malaysia where she was discussing positive points of sharing her husband. She found a woman for her husband to marry! She didn't want her husband to be alone if anything happened to her(she wasn't sick or dying). So maybe this guy was trying to do something like that.
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 3 years ago
Ehh...it's one thing if you are poly, or have discussed this with your partner. 🤷♀️ It's a completely different story if you are in a whole separate relationship behind your partner's back, and then lying to them like you're using Tinder as some sort of people shelter/friend adoption app.
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Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
The fact that he would lie saying that he's finding a bestie for her in a DATING APP just seemed like he was ordering the bestie from Amazon or smth.
#9
ispeak catanese 3 years ago
It's not. It's pretty common in the black community.
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Mary Peace 3 years ago (edited)
I thought an "all white party" was one that was OK, but not that special.
#10
Pheebs 3 years ago
Lol. Fam member was recently dating a guy who said she couldn’t come to his house “because her house was bigger and [he] was embarrassed by that”. She broke up with him pretty quickly, though they remained somewhat friends. Fast forward to about 2 months post break up, and she gets a call from his live-in fiancée, who’d been living with him for over a year. Fam member told the fiancée she could have him and blocked them both.
Steve Robert 3 years ago
Maybe his girlfriend was his cousin. If Jerry Lee Lewis, RIP, said that it would've been true. Please don't downvote because it's a fact.
simply.Taz 3 years ago
So why would that prevent you from visiting him?? A poorly crafted lie from the start.
#11
Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
How stupid do men think we are? Oh, sorry. They don't think, that's the problem.
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
This relationship was toxic to begin with, you want prrof he tried to kill himself..? Just walk away.
Felix Grace 3 years ago
on a similar note (kinda)- I was in the hospital once. They did an IV, but messed it up so blood got all over my arm. I was texting my then gf afterwards about it. She asked for a photo, I sent one and she accused me of faking bcuz my inner forearm wasn't as tan as my outer forearm
Mad McQueen 3 years ago
Ex coworker was super dramatic one night texts me he beat some dude up at an atm. Sent me a phot w ketchup on his knuckles and a sink full or beer cans. I called him a loser an blocked him.
Anna Gibson 3 years ago
I had an ex's friend call me to tell me he had been rushed to hospital in an ambulance. Called his mam to check which hospital...she was confused as he had just left her house to go home! I'm gut instinct to finish with him was eight!
#12
Calane E. Vanya 3 years ago
I assumed he lied about meeting with bros and was found in the hospital.
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Little Wonder 3 years ago
this is not complicated. he told Jazz he was smoking with his bros, but was ACTUALLY in the delivery room. He wasn't smoking in the delivery room. I assume.
#13
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
this is what every guy does to my sister, to the point they stalk her, she has a weird way that just attracts guys, I think I'm the only guy never fell for her {she's my best friend so close she my sister} and it's not cause I'm gay too, cause full on Gay men {even 1 bf of mine} have fallen for her, she has had so many brake downs with guys telling her they will ... hurt themselves or even... off themselves if she wont talk, she blocks them and have got orders on them, I see them outside and they only stop when they see me, This is not cool
Jp@nda 3 years ago
Yeah it's called a weirdo magnet, some of us just unfortunately are born with them. There's no way to get rid of it either because we're naturally empathetic
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Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
Oh so Josh’s departed spirit is texting from the grave… but YOU’RE the one ghosting HIM?
#14
Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago
Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?
Marie Claire Lafreniere 3 years ago
Sounds like what my husband was telling his co worker 😂😂 morons think alike it seems
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
I honestly don't blame him as much as the person that allows this.. He's certainly at fault for being douche, but I don't even know what to call the.. Enabler?
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Other personalities, that ones not used as often as I thought it be.
#15
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
Unless you and the other guy are actually going together.. For chicken dinner.
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Star Anäis 3 years ago
I got this excuse!!🤣 It shocked me because he was an atheist gangster so I crept by his home at 5am and there it was! She was escaping out the window and got stuck halfway.
Ripley 3 years ago
A CHURCH retreat. Sounds like he's exhibiting some great Christian values there . . .
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
Yeah, love thy neighbour is very high on the list!
Load More Replies... LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
"I'm gonna be a missionary. *wink*" "Why did you wink?" "Uhh... it's a secret code between me and God?"
Deborah Stuart 3 years ago
If a man said that in the UK no-one would ever believe it!!! If this is from the Uk I’m f*****d!!! Sorry 😐
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
those old garbage excuses don't work in the age of instant communication.
love u 3 years ago
He was supposed to be going to the mens church retreat, right. He was supposed to be going with her friends husband. When the husband asked why her husband cancelled, it means he cancelled and is using the church retreat as an alibi while he was actually cheating on her. Make sense???
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago (edited)
I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.
Robert B 3 years ago
So, wait. I’m a bit lost. Guy had a side piece that was a a woman who he claimed was a lesbian. Then guy leaves OP for fake lesbian, who then gets a sex change operation. So guy is now with another guy. That has got to be one of the most convoluted come-out-of-the-closet stories I have ever heard.
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago (edited)
So I think I got this right.. she was gay, just not a guy yet.
Amber.exe (She/They) 3 years ago
This seems to be using the pronouns wrongly for him,he transitioned to be a man(would've been weird to say a man is a lesbian)
Robert B 3 years ago
Yeah, it gets a bit confusing (more confusing) when no names are used. But I have to remind myself that this a short post, not a short story.
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Death Luna99 3 years ago (edited)
You know reading all these you pronounced them wrong makes me laugh because if I was the one who got left I really wouldn't give a d**k what their pronouns are, reason? I'm pissed, I mean really you're all gonna yell at her because of that and not support the poor girl? Jesus what is this she bashed the LGBT community she needs to be yelled at f**k her feeling, ya way to go this makes me just love the community more totally not hate it more
Moezzzz 3 years ago
I mean, yeah. If my husband brought one of his soldiers in (a female) to stay at our house on the weekends, and told me she was gay, but then left me for her, bc SURPRISE!! She's not gay, but then she transitioned into a male, making her a he now, and my ex husband stayed with them, effectively making him gay, as he is now living as a man (or, who they really we're all along), then yeah, I'd be a little PISSED that he cheated on me and LIED to me about the whole situation. And probably due to that anger, I can see how I might mix up the pronouns. I'd never be angry that my ex is living the way he was born to, just at the whole situation. You know why? Because MY everything just left. My whole world would be crashing down, and people want to get mad bc she didn't use the right pronouns??
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
I think she wrote it pretty clearly - Husband says his female work friend is a lesbian. She is not a lesbian. Husband leaves his wife for the not-lesbian work friend. Then the not-lesbian work friend transitions into male. Hope that helps!
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#17
harpling 3 years ago
"works in pharmacy" The person who installed the shelves in a pharmacy technically works in a pharmacy. That doesn't mean I'd trust them to prescribe me an unnamed medication for an undiagnosed ailment!
Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago
Soooooo an azithromycin (or metronidazole) course for gonorrhoea or chlamydia. I do hope they went and had a proper STI screen because heaven knows what else he had picked up scabbing around
Ann Mohrmann 3 years ago
...The only way men get yeast infections is catching them from an infected woman.
#18
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
Maybe he was Spanish? In Spain, the equivalent if April's fool is... well almost in January... end of December ... oh nevermind, he was just an idiot.
#19
LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
I'm no doctor, so if anyone on here is please correct me, but wouldn't an accident that put you on what you thought was your deathbed take longer than a week to recover from? And wouldn't a wreck that bad leave Dumbass and the Homeboy with myriad other injuries?
Courage the Cowardly Dog 3 years ago
Was watching The Punisher and he heals pretty quick. Maybe they are one of those.
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Amused panda 3 years ago
Ah, clearly that car wreck left him with a problem with his short-term memory. Great recovery period for them both though. I've got to wonder though - had he been injured in another incident during that week missing or what? Surely the lack of physical injuries (when they'd allegedly been so seriously injured they were near death in the hospital and too full of pain meds to make a phone call or ask the staff to call her for him) should've tipped SadittyShonnie off earlier?
Frankie 3 years ago
My ex did something similar. She's decided to leave me for a work colleague but instead of woman-ing up and just telling me she stopped answering for a week then had her little sister say she couldn't reply arm cause she was in hospital after a car accident. There was no accident
#20
Amused panda 3 years ago
Well, that was just a waste of a lie. He should've lied and told NurseChrist08 that he'd decorated himself, he had great taste, the fact he was dating NurseChris08 was another example of his fantastic taste. (No, I'm not advocating for lying cheaters, but I'm somewhat disappointed he'd not managed to incorporate a cheesy compliment into it.)
#21
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 3 years ago
Ha!🤣 Off topic, but similar, I had an ex-employee that did this. She no showed, and then had her partner call to say that she was in a terrible accident, etc. We were all devastated, and everyone rallied to send flowers, thoughts, and prayers to the hospital she was supposedly in. Well, "Mensa" forgot to turn off the location in Snapchat, and while she was allegedly texting from the hospital telling us she may never walk again, Snapchat pinged her at the bank, a vape shop, Home Goods, and a restaurant. I finally had to end the charade by asking her if she could bring me a pink drink & croissant from Starbucks since that's where the map said she was at. 🙄 Ugh. Obviously she was let go, and I can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all now, but people are just...wow.
#22
Lu 3 years ago
I’m going to stop here because my faith in hu-man-ity is about to hit rock bottom
Tess 3 years ago
Best not to have faith in humanity as a whole, it will always lead to utter despair. Just trust in those individual humans who actually deserve it
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Christopher Bowers 3 years ago
How the hello kitty did he make time to visit and spend time with them all at a time, let alone afford to take care of them all?
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
I'm guessing deadbeat on the money, possibly also the time.
Load More Replies... LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
Bigamy, bigamy, they all have it in for me. I think that's how it goes.
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Pamela Blue 3 years ago
Wow, some of these gaslighters are so obvious and scary! To actually make you believe what you're seeing isn't real takes a real expert narcissist. Run girl run!
UKGrandad 3 years ago
It's that Richard Pryor stand-up routine again. "Who you going to believe, me, or your lying eyes"?
Per-Ole Sjuve 3 years ago
It's almost identical with the one further up, so this seems like they are making a joke based on Pryor.
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The screenshots, dumbass! It's not like Lisa's suffering from schizophrenia right then.
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deanna woods 3 years ago
This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.
#25
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Sure. I too am bald, but my chest hair is glorious. I put it into little braids that I finish with bows or jingling bells.
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Kitten Fenerty 3 years ago
I remember when I was single and men would share pics of themselves they took in the bathroom mirror and there would be two toothbrushes and women's beauty products on the counter. Always made me laugh. These idiots 1) don't know how to reverse their camera on their phone and 2) don't realize we women notice what is on their countertop.
#26
jaysko 3 years ago
Haha that's what I thought at first too but I think he meant the guy doing the licking was his twin
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!
HellyHacka 3 years ago
No doubt it's a bit of a shock (I had a gf go through the same thing but with her partner) but it's not cheating, nor is it something impossible to come to terms with. I'm feeling sorry for the dad rn.
HellyHacka 3 years ago
Ok I didn't read it properly and he was cheating?? I'm a bit confused!
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PunkRock*Bottom* 3 years ago
When my dad finally left my mom after a long and very unhappy marriage he told us all it was because he was gay. I never bought it but my mom sure tried to.
LoneTomato 3 years ago
Jfc.... that coming from a partner is one thing... but your own dad? That sounds even harder to deal with
Deborah Stuart 3 years ago
I really hope you are well and things are more normal (whatever that means) and you have some sort of relationship with your Dad. Not nice for you to have to witness!
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Thank goodness you were smart enough not to believe his (obviously) bad lies
Deborah Stuart 3 years ago
No matter how much time con artists do, they NEVER change. A sad and pathetic life, but not for those who get conned!!
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
I fairness, other members of the Jackson family have spent time in prison
#29
LoneTomato 3 years ago
Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday
Christine 3 years ago
My friend's brother had his birthday celebrated on 7th each month. He told the girls who had a crush on him different month. It's long before the era of social media.
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Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
Well, I can understand why someone would want to claim May 12 as their birthday, some real characters were born on that day. Florence Nightingale, for one. Me, for two.
Rumple Schleppskin 3 years ago
This is kind of a meet cute like you see in a movie. And then you can't go back otherwise you will have been a liar the entire time, which you were.
ItsJess 3 years ago
I was also this girl at one point, was completely deceived in so many ways I can't even describe them all.
ItsJess 3 years ago (edited)
I think the one in the poorest taste was when he asked me to come to his family's for Thanksgiving and then the day before, about an hour before I was scheduled to leave to go there, he texted me and told me his grandmother dropped dead while she was getting ready for the family to come. He even added details like, "she had all crocheting stuff on the counter, she was getting ready to crochet with you". I suggested I come anyway to support him and his family and he said no, they were grieving too intensely and not a time to meet everyone. I wanted to send flowers and a card to his mom (who id never met), so I looked in all the local newspapers and online for the obituary so I would know which funeral home to send them to...guess what, there was no notice or obit or anything...surprise surprise. There were other stunningly elaborate lies but that was the worst, I feel like lying about the death of a family member is the lowest of the low.
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Sarah Stalder 3 years ago
Why would they pick December 30th? The 31st or the 24/25th would make more sense.
Lily bloom 3 years ago
It was the day they met. He said "today is my birthday". I kind of get it if he was trying to just get laid. He probably didn't expect to get in a relationship with her. Lying about his age though? How did she never see his ID in 3 tears?
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My ex told me he was 24 when we met. The following day I asked when his birthday was, and he said "I turn 26 on May 30th". I played dumb and asked him if 25 doesn't exist in the US, and he told me he had misspoke the night before, and that he actually WAS 25........ Turns out, 4 years later, the moron was born in 1964 and not in 1970, which he had told me for 4 years.
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Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
With divorce rates what they are, you could easily have more than 2 grandmothers.
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GoGoPDX 3 years ago
Sorry, but I cannot concentrate on the story because I am to distracted by trying to figure out what the neck the hat and jacket are made of in this photo! It looks like banana Lafffy Taffy!
Sarabura 3 years ago
We like to joke that being employed at my company is bad for your grandparents cuz they're always dying.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
In that case I guess it's useful to have lots of grandparents.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
My ex disappeared for a weekend and told me his Dad died. I was really fond of his Dad. I called his sister to extend condolences, and - Dad answered the phone. Ex's bags were packed & ready to go when he got home.
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Vasana Phong 3 years ago
I guess the two women never talked during the rides like normal people
JL 3 years ago
I'm guessing he told babymomma to pretend to be his sister.
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Makes you wonder what he told his child's mother (I LOATHE 'baby momma/baby daddy) about who was driving her around, or if she was complicit in the deceit.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
What was going through the other woman's mind? Did the man tell her to lie to OP too? If so, why are women willing to lie for their skanky-a*s man who is CLEARLY cheating on THEM as well? Or did the man lie to his baby mama and tell HER that OP was his sister?!
#32
Auntie Bear 3 years ago
A store that sells marijuana and marijuana accessories
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago (edited)
I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
When I worked in OB, we had a woman test positive for chlamydia and had to be given antibiotics in labor. The husband was told he needed to get treated, and we gave him the number to call so he could get treatment also.. He refused and convinced the woman she got it from a toilet seat. We kept telling her that was impossible, but she kept believing the husband. Then, the husband tracked us down Out of the room and asked for the antibiotics in secret, and how to get more for 2 other people,and used the whole patient confidentiality excuse for us not to tell. Well, he wasn't our patient, so that didn't apply to him. We took the names and numbers to report to the state, and when we were in the room doing our after birth check, we told him, in front of her that we called the 2 other women you asked Us to so they could get their treatment for chlamydia and that Dr so and so is expecting you in to give you yours, like you requested. You could see the moment she realized she was being lied
Jaya 3 years ago
I think it's more likely that he is lying, but what he's saying is actually possible. Over half of people with chlamydia don't have any symptoms, and you can have it for months or sometimes even years before discovering it. So in theory, either of them could have contracted it before their relationship even started.
Purplescales 3 years ago
I’m not saying it’s impossible but that there are far more likely scenarios
Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago
Wait...but I learned that guys can give girls STD. Is it also the other way around? I'M CONFUSED!!
Jaya 3 years ago
Wow, it is really horrible that they have put you at risk by not giving you good sex education. Of course girls can give guys STDs. Anyone with an STD can give it to anyone else: men can give women STDs, women can give men STDs, men can give men STDs, women can give women STDs.
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RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Well she wrote the tweet from her new apartment. She'll do her follow up when she puts the lotion back in the basket. I said, it puts the lotion in the f*****g basket!
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Please tell us you walked away being (physically, at least) alright.
Pamela Blue 3 years ago
Someone tells me they got stabbed, I'd call 911 for them. I would NOT go over there after just breaking up with them. Nope nope nope!
Casmera Norwich 3 years ago
kidnapping is always a good approach to sorting things out.... hope she got a restraining order...
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lauralett50 3 years ago
Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .
Natalie H 3 years ago
They don’t care. Some guys are just sleazy. I was sitting in a bar with my husband, and when he got up & went to the bathroom, a guy came running over and started hitting on me & tried to exchange numbers. I was also wearing my wedding ring, but apparently the guy didn’t care.
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Can think on his feet, that's for sure! Bet he's an awesome salesman! 🤣
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
I once made up a short essay-type homework on the spot in 7th grade when I was asked to read it out. When our teacher asked me to read a certain part again, I stuttered about not being able to read my handwriting. She knew my handwriting and believed me...
#37
harpling 3 years ago
"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."
snicksnocksnack 2 years ago
Well, when I was young I did call one of my older cousins mum. And then in my pre-teens we made it a joke since people thought I was her child anyway.
#38
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
that is the most British thing ever. I love it!
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Erla Zwingle 3 years ago
Sorry, I stopped at the "on the floor" bit. Good grief, you don't even clean up after your stupid self? Gag!
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 3 years ago
Anything is possible, but... Nope. I'm gonna call BS. I have a brother and have encountered far too many crusty floor socks to believe someone is using a condom instead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 /j
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Sophie Dorothea Hill 3 years ago
My first boyfriend pooped on the bathroom floor of a hotel room when we went on holiday with his family. He asked me if he should leave it for the cleaning staff... I said no, then he said he was 'joking'.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
OMG - my ex did that. We'd been together for 9 years when we split up, but then were kind of off & on for another 2. He'd sleep in my guest room when he had to come up for work. Still trying to get in my bed. I'd had enough and we broke up for good in June. In August he came by and gave me a photo of himself in a suit - at his July wedding.
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Cee 3 years ago
Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate
simply.Taz 3 years ago
Ahhh, I was thinking the same!! I hate it referred to as babysitting when it's your own children! No, it's called parenting!!! ;(
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Deb M.F. 3 years ago
my ex made my daughter (she was around 26 then) lie to me about a "surprise" trip out of town (she still lived with me) then a few years later she said it wasn't just a trip to see her dad..it was he was getting remarried and didn't want me to know since I may just "flip out" I was like WTF...I could care less. Divorced his a*s over 20 years ago! Was more pissed that he made her lie to me
Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Why lie about getting remarried? Especially to your own kid?
HeatherDPanda 3 years ago
He might have been delusional thinking she still wanted him..
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CJT MSG 3 years ago
Former sister-in-law was rubbing her belly one day. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, "I think I have something wrong with my prostate." This coming from the person who also had whipFlash, strep throat on ONE side of her throat, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, and countless other bizarre things wrong with her. Glad my nephew took after my brother! BTW, Brandy, you're a dumba**!!
Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Um.... I'm really bad at math and never had any anatomy classes, but even I know the lungs & prostate aren't close to each other!
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
If one cancer spreads like that, you are terminal. Just a matter of time.
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Erla Zwingle 3 years ago
Atlanta's an important element in this psychodrama? Oh wait -- SUBURBS of Atlanta. I'm starting to see it now.... Very sorry for her, though, no matter where she comes from.
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Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago
Those two should have a talk and realise they're BOTH victims. There's no winner here
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago (edited)
A MALE Immaculate Conception! That's a money maker, right there!
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Another Male Immaculate Conception! Obviously much more common than previously thought
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UKGrandad 3 years ago
Don't know why someone down voted that, but at least my up vote canceled it.
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Why? Some of these are just dumb. Like I get the motivation from the ones who are cheating and lie to cover it up. But from the ones who lie just to lie I just dont get it. So dumb.
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Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago
Wait, you were cheated on and the baby mama threatened YOU?!? Alrighty then
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
The other woman he was sleeping with, and cheating on OP with XD
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Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago
And that's why l don't date anyone really close to an ex. Been there, happened that.
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Penny Kemper 3 years ago
Why didn't he just say "can't see you if you're not into the things I am" smh
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Hope the crutches left blisters, bruises and raw skin. Would serve him right
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Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
yo..... was this my second BF? cause he did the same, it was a long dist and when I finally told him I couldn't live with him to help take care of "our kids", he told me it was all fake to get me there, but within the last year we were together, he did have a real kid on the way, we were 18 and we were together about 7 years {how he had the "kids" was someone would leave a kid on his doorstep, but since that was actually like how my childhood was really, I didn't question it, but the fact it was a lil albino Japanese boy too should have really tipped me off}
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Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Probably already suspected him and would check all his trash cans for evidence when she came over
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Google Translate tells me that the last phrase is Xhosa for "Hey guys" XD It sounds like it is maybe meant to be an expression of disbelief or exasperation?
Nor 3 years ago
"Yoh haii", is almost like OMG, but it's South African slang and "amadoda" is men. So roughly said OMG men :)
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Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
As I said to my coworker, who insists she has a twin, and who once said another coworker didn't see HER in the streets, but her identical sister: I'll only believe you have a twin if I've seen you both at the same time!
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keighterz 3 years ago
Because people like this OP look down on people in service jobs like that. When in reality they are the backbone of society, proven when the pandemic hit. OP sounds like an entitled brat.
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Jo314129 3 years ago
I must be getting old, I had to read that so many times and I'm still not sure I understand.
Haley Hansen 3 years ago
Gen Z translation (from a Gen Z): I caught him sending direct messages to another girl and he told me his homeboy had his password to his instagram. He even had his homeboy send me a message and apologize. Then 1 month after we broke up, he (the ex) was dating her.
Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
Thanks for the translation! Even my 21yo didn't get it! 😆
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Kind Panda 3 years ago
Here's my guess. The boyfriend moved to tennessee. However he told her he was just visiting. When it got really late about 10:30 or 11:00 p.m. and he said he was at the mall however the mall closes at 5:00 p.m. she noticed on an Instagram pic that he had a pacifier(?) on his lap. But they lost the baby and are trying again?
WonderWoman 3 years ago
Can't people learn how to write properly to convey a message? What is this one trying to say??
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
And yet, people who try to correct people's grammar are often downvoted to hell, like it's wrong to try to get people to write in a way everyone can understand!
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Mouse 3 years ago
Once found another woman's bra in a guys bedroom. He told me he found it at the laundromat and brought it home to practice drawing lace for his artwork.
Mrs.Pugh 3 years ago
That would mean he stole someone's property and he just told on himself. What a genius.
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Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago
I really don't understand men. If you know for a fact that a woman won't be on board with your s**t, there will be someone who does, so let that woman alone. You're wasting someone's time and making them do things against their principles without them knowing (yeah, l was made the side piece without me knowing. All the time l thought we were in a relationship 🤡)
sofacushionfort 3 years ago
This could all be avoided if people watched enough Lifetime movies. Psycho Boyfriend, Psycho Blind Date, Psycho Lawncare Specialist, etc.
Mark Fuller 3 years ago
These are all hard to read but again... I'm gonna call out the BP tendency to man bash. Can we PLEASE strike a balance and occasionally acknowledge that women may tell lies, get caught out, do something creepy, say something hurtful, make men feel unsafe?? Not all women are akin to Astraea (Google if you need to).
KimB 3 years ago
Just fixing the downvotes....seriously people it's not a dislike button if you disagree challenge respectfully or scroll by it's not hard
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shawn mckinney 3 years ago
This story doesn't fit exactly but I'd like to share... This happened before cellphones were a thing: Boyfriend wanted to prove how much he loved me so he asked me to watch him burn his little black book. He couldn't think of a lie fast enough when, a few days later, I discovered he made a duplicate
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Between these and the post about "nice guys", if anything happens to my husband (dies or we split up), I think I'll just be single forever.
Mouse 3 years ago
Once found another woman's bra in a guys bedroom. He told me he found it at the laundromat and brought it home to practice drawing lace for his artwork.
Mrs.Pugh 3 years ago
That would mean he stole someone's property and he just told on himself. What a genius.
Load More Replies... Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago
I really don't understand men. If you know for a fact that a woman won't be on board with your s**t, there will be someone who does, so let that woman alone. You're wasting someone's time and making them do things against their principles without them knowing (yeah, l was made the side piece without me knowing. All the time l thought we were in a relationship 🤡)
sofacushionfort 3 years ago
This could all be avoided if people watched enough Lifetime movies. Psycho Boyfriend, Psycho Blind Date, Psycho Lawncare Specialist, etc.
Mark Fuller 3 years ago
These are all hard to read but again... I'm gonna call out the BP tendency to man bash. Can we PLEASE strike a balance and occasionally acknowledge that women may tell lies, get caught out, do something creepy, say something hurtful, make men feel unsafe?? Not all women are akin to Astraea (Google if you need to).
KimB 3 years ago
Just fixing the downvotes....seriously people it's not a dislike button if you disagree challenge respectfully or scroll by it's not hard
Load More Replies... shawn mckinney 3 years ago
This story doesn't fit exactly but I'd like to share... This happened before cellphones were a thing: Boyfriend wanted to prove how much he loved me so he asked me to watch him burn his little black book. He couldn't think of a lie fast enough when, a few days later, I discovered he made a duplicate
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Between these and the post about "nice guys", if anything happens to my husband (dies or we split up), I think I'll just be single forever.
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