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In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.

So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.

Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.

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Lu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He vastly overestimated his abilities in that moment.

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UKGrandad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Richard Pryor's stand-up act, early 1980s; "Who you gonna believe, me, or your lying eyes".

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Marianne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He saw that in "Chicago". "Do you believe what you see or what I'm telling you??" 😂

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Thee8thsense
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol- a friend caught her boyfriend in the act, and he too, yelled at her "What are you going to believe, me or your eyes!!?". Moron.

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Pamela Blue
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! I've heard of gaslighting, but this was so obvious it's almost hard to believe! LOL!

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Pamela Blue
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scarily enough, sometimes it does work. Usually the "trapped" partner of the narcissist has already been removed from family, friends, and loved ones, and has nowhere to turn. They'll give in because they've been beaten down so often that they really DO begin to think that they're crazy and imagining things. It's a terrible situation to be in, for sure.

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Andrew Pugg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ar.seole ex told me his sister was dying of cancer. He didn't drive so all times of night could be 1am 2am etc I would be called upon to drive him an hour to drop him off to see his dying sister. He would come home crying and I would console him, he would would show me things his sister was going to bequeath to his sons. He wanted me to meet his sister but she was always unwell. He told me she had a few weeks and we went shopping for a black suit for him and a black dress for me. One night his phone went off, he was taking a bath and forgot it was on charge. Saw all the messages and texts from some woman, explicit ones etc. I didn't confront him then. I called his ex wife, we got on well. I told her about about his sister and she confirmed that his sister wasn't dying of cancer she was perfectly healthy. His sister didn't even live in that town. So for 3 months I was loosing sleep so that cockwomble could go f.uck his Poundland Barbie. Good times lol

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just remenbered a movie I saw years ago. Can't remember the name. A woman walks in on her husband and another woman. She says "who's that woman." And he says what woman? Over and over again while slipping on his trousers.

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simply.Taz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BTW, I pray you truly didn't need someone else with you to believe what you were seeing??!

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Distinguished Gentleman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is called gaslighting, who you gonna believe? the gaslighter or your eyes?

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Ghaniyah Verma
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this dude is an idiot. how can you know something's an imagination or not? ask someone who's not in on the act. geez.

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gaslighting is so despicable that only sociopaths are really good at it.

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April
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went through my husband cheating on me when I was in my twenties and I'm now dumbfounded by the lies I talked myself into believing because I didn't want to accept the truth. I finally saw the light and left him and I'm now with a loyal, honest man who helped me to be able to trust again.

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girlsrock4ever
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What if YOU are part of my imagination?" -the response I would've given.

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Pamela Blue
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now THERE'S a true narcissist - pure gaslighting. Getting you to doubt what your own eyes see right in front of you. They're very good at that.

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Cheyenne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who you gonna believe, baby — me or your lyin’ eyes?

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Natalie Seaton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is shameless plagiarism of a line from "Chicago" (the musical) as well as an old corny joke. I can't believe this fake is leading the list.

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Deborah Stuart
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever this was, would have definitely been a mentally abusive person!!! Probably worse. You dodged a bullet!!!

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Olivia Lisbon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How long did he think that deception would last? Who wouldn’t want to see that?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

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Sheila Stamey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

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deanna woods
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate

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