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One thing is for sure, reading comics is a way for many people to temporarily forget about their problems and immerse themselves in whatever world the artist has created.

"Chronicles of Us" is a comic series by Guy Elnathan, and is exactly the type of work that will put a smile on your face. Sometimes the artist's comics are ridiculously funny, sometimes they portray relatable everyday situations, and best of all? They sum up what it's like to be married and have a newborn baby on top of that!

As the artist and his wife navigate through their life with a newborn child together, they document their experiences in these wholesome comics you are about to see.

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Jenna
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I had a man like this. He just looks at me and says you're breaking out again. You got a big bump right there *points to bump*

Chel Bolin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father was like this. He'd pick me up from school. Carry me to the car. (Seat already laid back) and have a hot water bottle waiting. I miss him.

Maple Porkly
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On a second date I got my period and had no pads. I'd bleed extremely heavily so I couldn't leave the portapotty (we were at an outdoor concert) with just tp. My then boyfriend walked 3 blocks to the store and bought me every type of tampad he could see then proceeded to tell me (yelling it because again it was a concert) what he got at the portapotty doors until it was the one I needed. I married this man.

Seth Piloff
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh oh I want a bf like this sooo much where are guys like this. Oh oh yes I friendzoned dozens of caring guys, ph they were poor and not cool okay."

FullName
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Seth, I think you need to take a look at the bigger picture, and wonder if it's more of that mentality that turns people off

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Natalie H
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my husband did all this I’d start suspecting that he secretly bought another musky lure Lol

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In case you didn't know, on his Patreon, Guy Elnathan goes as far as submitting one new comic per day. Rest assured, if you happen to decide to subscribe to it, you will get a daily dose of humor and a sprinkle of wholesomeness following the artist's new life as a husband and dad. Guy shares his anxieties and experiences, as the artist and his wife take a huge step into parenthood together.

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    René Sauer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *lol* Why is he playing switch on the kitchen floor?

    Milano1015385
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until she brings home two gallon-sized tubs saying "I couldn't decide"

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he sitting on the kitchen floor?

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm addicted. It's not a good night unless I have my ice cream before bed.

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    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heart this (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡

    Kezza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERES AN UPVOTE FOR THEM??

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    One might say that being a father is not only hard, but it’s also brutal at times. You go through these waves of emotions that are ups and downs. Some of the most difficult parts of it might really end up being psychological and emotional. New dads might even end up having thoughts of “What are we doing? How did we end up here?"

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and so 9 months later Dr. Evil was born.

    Jacob Erickson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was born, the first thing I told her was, "One day, you will take over the world." As long as she's a mastermind, I don't mind if she's a bit evil.

    Brice Sang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he shrink like a foot?

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    Tabitha Frost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Now the word ¨cráp is censored? Anyone know why?

    Strawberry Pizza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Bored Panda's censoring algorithm is dumb and unrealistic. That's why.

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    Rachel Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you've been married awhile you know when you've forked up. Even before your partner says it

    Demon Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bp really had to censor that lmao

    Stolas <3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, odd. It sensors c.r.a.p., but not kinky.

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    Brice Sang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he constantly changing sizes?

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    For new parents, the first year is all about survival. After that, it transitions into being about seeing what kind of kid they might be and making the most of nap time. In Guy's comics, we can clearly see him and his wife being exhausted at times when taking care of their newborn baby, but in the end, it's all worth it, especially after they get to see his little cute "weh."

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    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get one of those waterproof writing tablets for scuba diving and keep it in the shower.

    Stuki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men be like: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story of my life. Or the countless times I've said to myself "I shoulda said..." 2 hours later.

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    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is a 180 from his last reaction! (And I'm going to uphold upvote my own post here ;) )

    Yodelis Sosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was Ruined When Recently Someone Posted Saying That Our Pets Most Likely Only Love Their Owners The Same Way Kidnapped Victims Love Their Captors. Stockholm Syndrome For Pets!! I Hope It's Not True!! 🐶 ❤️

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    With all of that being said, we hope that some of you might relate to the artist's struggles as a new parent, and if not, perhaps the artist has made you laugh or smile with any of his other comics! So, let us know which comic was your favorite and why, we'd love to hear your thoughts and opinions down in the comments (or under the comics).

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    Fluffy mommy panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the guy and my husband is the women lol

    CelticElff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣😂🤣🤣 I can relate to this SO HARD

    Kezza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could find some way to eat, sleep and drink while hugging... I need a test subject

    jon beatty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I seriously laughed out loud🤣🤣🤣

    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my bf, though he is the one who never wants them to end.

    Sigyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I am him in this pic. Five seconds is my limit, and I am patting the whole time. Bereaved people get 8 seconds.

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    artbyce
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have I talked about poop as much as I do now that my BF and I got a dog, lol.

    Inclusion2020
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1,000% 😂 My dog has stomach issues too. His poop is a twice a day convo haha. The vet knows him for his GI issues lmao.

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    sturmwesen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. We have a three-times-a-day-shitter,if it's the last walk of the day we whisper so he is not disturbed while searching for a loo. Nobody wants to be awaken for his I-forgot-to-s**t-walk at night.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and then we have to go over and look at the consistency....

    James Fe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, I was in the Army. My job was a type of Helicopter mechanic. Everyone in Aviation jobs had to take surprise drug tests (UA). And an NCO had to supervise all testing. Let me tell you, you haven't lived until you have to initiate a pee stream into a bottle while some ugly a$$ Sergeant is staring at your junk!!!

    Rita Lynn Lyman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same conversation once you have a baby, except for the watching part lol

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Baby Doesn't Like It When We Stare When He Poops or Eats. If He's Outside, I'll see where He Is, But Turn My Head every few seconds. If We're Walking somewhere and He Has To Poop and I Am Next To Him, He Will Rush and Keep Walking. When We Get Insider, He Needs To Go BACK Outside To Finish His Poopy Business. I Can Also Tell When He Needs To Poop When He Walks Outside By The Way He Walks, Lifts His Tail, and if His but*hole seems too big, etc. We Also Know To Wait Longer If He Eats Grass as that Means He Needs To Clean His Stomach by either Pooing or Vomiting. My Poor Beautiful Baby!! 😘 🐶

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    just another teen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of times i have said this

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does BP really have to censor even those types of words now?

    Soup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhhh you have to say unalived!!!!!!!

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    ThatOneFriend15
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reeeeeaaaaly had to censor 'kill,' didn't ya censor fairy

    whatscookin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fr. that's why i find it hard to love a loving thing, be it another human or my pets. i get attached so easily and i know i'll get hurt really bad :'(

    Unboundllama117
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing lasts forever, just have to live and enjoy the present. That's what keeps me going

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    Queen Joline Breault
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is she going to kill a dead man? Hunt down his ghost and ruthlessly stab at air?

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    Roxanne Murray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I just say weh in a baby voice???

    John McCormack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why your comment got downvoted, so I gave it an upvote :)

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    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or did i read the babies "wehs" in a deeeeeep voice tone?

    Liv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why’s he holding the baby like a football in the first panel

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    Alexander Jacobs
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT THA LAST BROWNIE (psst... i'll make you lots more in a secret so that he doesn't find em')

    Jacob Erickson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife left a box of chocolates on our dining room table for two weeks and I took one yesterday. She was saving them for two weeks from now to give at a dinner party I knew nothing about.

    Colin Timp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when you purposely don't eat it, it goes stale and winds up in the garbage.

    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say he owes me another pan then

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Other Night I was going to Cook some hotdogs, sausages, and Eggs for My Hubby. Ended Up saving them in the Fridge since Mom brought Food Over. The Next Day He Made Half The Hotdogs (His), and ALL The Sausages!! He Only Left 1 Hotdog and a Small Piece of Sausage in The Microwave SOAKED In HOT SAUCE!! Didn't Even Make or Leave Me Anything!! He Also Admitted That He Thought That That Was The LAST Of The Sausages; so He Chose To Eat Them All!! (We still had more and I made them after. For BOTH Of Us!!) EVIL MONSTER!! 😂 😂

    Janet Howe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I LOVED a certain type of cookie (ok, PF Nantuket) Sometimes I'd buy 2 pkgs and hide one for myself. Cause you know that when they look in the pantry, they can only see the first row of stuff.

    Mahogany Eclipse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this way about any peice of food Ive been thinking about that someone ate

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    Himory TheDreamer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol in my experience its more like "water is too hot" vs. "water is too cold"

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soo..if your naugyt in the shower. are you clean stil or dirty ? :3

    CookieCrump
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to me before. It's not enjoyable.

    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they always make it look so sexy in the movies! I'm like, "IT'S NOTHING AT ALL LIKE THAT!!" LOL!

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, an aseggual, knowing I will never be in that situation: hehe

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    3 years ago

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    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also fight over the temperature. I usually want scalding hot, he wants lukewarm water.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when one of you likes hot showers and the other likes cold.

    Luis Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man just threw the switch to argue over shower water 😭

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little appreciation goes a long way.

    Logan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it gives hope in heart in school times 😂 And it ends sadly 🥲

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    Mahmoud Al-Tabsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A compliment here and there won't hurt anyone you know.. 😌

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Always Called "LAZY" Because I don't or can't do things anymore. I have always been treated like a slave. Doing everything for everyone and they Still Call Me Lazy or They Make A List Of All The Stuff I DON'T or CAN'T do in their Eyes. I'm Never Appreciated But They Taken The Time To Say All My Wrongs. My Mental Health is so bad right now and I don't see the point in doing things anymore. If I DO do something, it's a Problem. If I DON'T do something, it's also a Problem. 😢 🥺

    Rita Lynn Lyman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you get some compassion from someone's and get help and feel better!

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    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband needs a trophy. He took such good care of me after as surgery.

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    Buckethead Throwastone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was like "thank God you came home, Ive been barely surviving, did you bring food, can you please wash my laundry I don't know how the machine works"... -"dude I was away for a day"...

    Raider.url
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *inhale* I SMELL BÍTCH

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better when you and your spouse can wear your ugly clothes in front of each other and still find each other attractive.

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    Leedle_Leedle_lee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this almost every night🥲 I though I was the only one.

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bad anxiety and insomnia, so This Happens Frequently (more worry than actual tears though). Many Times I have Checked On My Hubby To Make Sure It's REALLY HIM. Like I'll turn on my Phone Flashlight and shine it in His Face. I know He hates light at night and Would Wake Up, But I Feel Relieved When I Hear His Voice and See His Face Clearly!! I am also Always Touching His Body To Memorize It As Well. I Known, I'm Weird. But It Makes Me Feel Better and Safe. Sometimes It's Like I Can't Believe He Is MINE!! ❤️ 💕 ❤️ 💕

    liyanee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too but as selfish as it sounds, I'm mostly freaking out about my own death, because I don't believe in anything other than a big fat of nothing at the end.

    Smiler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah this is me all night

    Does It Really Matter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since my wife had a heart attack(She Survived) this is Me everynight

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ISN'T THIS CENSORED!!! BP HAS FAILED US!!!!

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago

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    The Only Thing Wrong With This Is Their Sleeping Positions!! I NEED Hubby's Heat and some Weight on Me. So He Hugs Me With His Arms AND Legs!! Feels So Comfy!! 😊 😊

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    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    noooo don't make doggos cry :( i'm crying now

    Masha Aguer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that he is a GOOD BOI

    Jessica Blankenship
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do this to my 2 dogs as well; pit bulls but mine are the big baby kind 🥰

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is any loved pit bull... but they do need to be around other dogs that can tolerate high energy rough play.

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    Queen Joline Breault
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how the strangers' shirts literally say "stranger" on them

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like people who upvote themselves, I have no problem with that, but some people don’t like it

    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i upvote myself cause i read somewhere that if a post has zero likes someone might be like "hmm idk what if it got downvoted i dont wanna be wrong" but if it has one they might be like "aww lemme help this guy out"

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How can I expect other people to enjoy my posts if I don't also enjoy them?" 😝

    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his post, he can heart it if he wants!

    Queen Joline Breault
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude why are you sitting there in your underwear

    tabitha knipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liking your own post is like high fiving yourself. I can't stand it.

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    I don't think You should like, heart, or upvote Your Own Posts. It sends the wrong signal. Like I see a post and look at how many people liked it. I tap it and find out that the ONLY Likes is from the OP Original Poster.... It's Annoying. Just Liked The Original and Post it on Your page to see everyone ELSE'S Opinions!!

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will down to 10 years soon the way things are going

    John Schafluetzel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gone into program—oh no!

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry avoiding old age is not optional.

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    Buckethead Throwastone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 10 yrs people won't be needed for work anymore.

    Ann Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they said 10, 20, 30, 40,...years ago.

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    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A purple dinosaur plushie. I have the green one already, his name is Sid, when I saw the purple one I knew I had to have a Nancy to keep Sid company.

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf will use puppy eye, it's super effective

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I absolutely felt that way in a couple of past relationships... (I was in her shoes)

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I got something nice when I came home to a Hologram Obi-Wan on our bookshelf

    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ARE the cookies you are looking for

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    Shereen Collington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody POOPS!!!! Please don't get colon cancer over being a**l about your poo. 🤗

    Stuki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garden of life add be like:

    Merry Nordeen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a man that told me he couldn't stand the thought of a woman going poop because women as so beautiful and poop is so gross, so, I picture his household using the big pee code word.

    Jessica N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean "boy" as a man understands bodily function functions are equal ha

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    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could always use some seriously old-school euphemisms: 70s trucker=10-200; Ambrose Bierce (~1880)=a**l expulsion; Victorian era=constitutional...

    Audra Sisler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids like to announce when they have to take a dunno and I'm like, thanks? And EWWWWW! The damn hell is wrong with you?!?!?!🤔🤔🤔

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In My House, We Were Taught To Tell Mom. It would Help Make Sure We're Using The Bathroom Regularly. We were also taught to Check Our Pee and Poo to make sure it was healthy enough and if anything was wrong. This Shouldn't Be A Bad Thing. Besides, We ALL Go!! 😊 😊

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    Nephophilia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow hearts was what my best friend sent me when we still talked. Two days ago I sent one to a friend, Rose. Rose will never know how much that little heart means to me, or what it meant that I sent it to her. Rose is not my new best friend, but could be if she wanted too, she's helped me more than anyone else has. She called me cool once, and talked to me, and I no longer feel extreme anxiety talking to people and have friends now, and I won't die aloneee. Thank you Rose

    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird rant on why yellow hearts are the best, sorry lol

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    pemdas927
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...but...but... My wedding colors were blue and purple. Weh.

    JustSomeScroller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew why would anyone do orange?? Green is where its at 😍💚💚💚

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard the word salty in this context before. Weh!

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby listens to me "vent" so I can get it out of my system. Sometimes he even pays attention & responds! 😆

    Maggie Hood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly like listening to people complain

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Did I Think She Was Going To Lick Him?? Something I Would Do. 😁 What?? We ARE Salty!! 🧂 😋

    Yodelis Sosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Are People Down-Voting Me?? Has No One Else Licked Their Own Arm?? For some reason, I would also Bite My Arm If I Was Upset or Frustrated. When I Was Little, Of Course!! 😂 😂

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    Rachel Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just gonna say this, I know people will disagree....babies are weird

    Bella Trainer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this while nursing with my partner passed out beside me 👍

    Alienking06
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read in Chris Cornell's voice from I Am The Highway lmao

    Sredna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I could never stay up like that! When our babies were born the dad would get up at night to feed them cause I need my sleep lol

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you got downvoted. We did the same with our twins once it was clear they preferred the bottle to breastfeeding (the hospital started bottle feeding, with pumped milk in addition, because I was in another wing for a while for blood pressure issues). My husband is a night owl, anyway, so we'd split the days so I could sleep some more...

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    Kezza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the hero the house deserves *in unnecessarily gravely voice*

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me right now, but subtract the baby and add one very needy cat 😻

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    DoubleHeartDoctor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not yourself when you're hungry. 😉

    Michael Rowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you decide to react angrily to something your partner has said/done, have a snack and a nap. It's probably one of those two that you're actuality upset about.

    MaShunnda Beard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good woman always knows what her man needs.

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    Sweptgamer12
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What breed of human do I want after they die?"

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if Chuckles was a Clown ?

    Samantha Whitley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope I die before my dog because I'd be sad and lost without her. At the same time though it makes me sad to think that if I died 1st she'd be confused,sad, and lost without me.

    Kezza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of Human would chuckles like?

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oldest was 2 weeks & I had to leave him w/ MIL and both SILs. I was in the bathroom crying before they even left! Was gone 3 hours & called 5 times. *First Time Parent Woes* MIL kept him overnight at 2.5 - called once! 😂

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My generalized anxiety disorder in a nutshell.

    GraphicHealer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you add enhanced to the beginning of that, you get EGAD... Which strangely sums up the disorder...

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    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME: Worrying About Everything. EVERYONE ELSE: You Have Nothing To Worry About. MY MIND: 🌪️🌀 ☁️ ⚡⚡ 🥴🥴

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    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sharon i thought you wouldn't anymore!

    MaShunnda Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey..you know I don't like people.

    Mahogany Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me only im the one crying on the floor 😅😅😅

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw her out, this is not okay

    Yodelis Sosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Not Even A 24 Hour Notice?! 😲 😳 I Can't Do People. I Hate When My Mom would have People over and I would be in plain view when They Entered the House when I wanted to Hide in My Room!! OR She Would Force Me Out To Greet Them; She would then be mad and tell me about how rude I was and how mean I look since I choose not to place a fake smile on My Face and make small talk as I don't really talk. Besides, I don't Even Know Most Of These People!! 🦇 🌑 🕶️ 😨

    Kezza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gank squad!? How could you?!

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    Inclusion2020
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna throw something that I’ve learned recently out there. So when you restrict specific foods, you foster a scarcity mindset surrounding that specific food and that in turn intensifies to urge to binge. You can heal your relationship with this food by keeping it in the house and communicating with your partner that it is there. And allowing yourself to have a serving a day. Of course, there will be binge episodes in the process, but eventually you will no longer feel the need to binge that item.

    Yodelis Sosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Wow!! THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I Actually Stress Eat and Always End Up Beings Obsessed with a certain Snack or Food. Unfortunately, this ends up with Me Stocking Up on That Specific Snack and eventually I End Up Not Liking It Anymore By The End Of The Week or something. The Hardest One I have right Now Is Ice Cream. I don't eat as much as I used to, but there are So Many Different Flavors, That It IS Hard. Thanks For Putting This Into Words!! Do You Think You Can Tell Me What To Search For To Learn More?? 😊 😊

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's in a single package, it's automatically one serving!

    Alison Kennedy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not eating a bunch of cookies while reading this, no I was not. Nope, nope, nope.

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    Daffodil
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    3 years ago

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    Did she cheat on him? That says "Wah" not "Weh"

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    Deadman Walking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I used to like the author avatar. This single strip now makes me want to kill him... Painful and slowly

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Was The Author Avatar?? What's Wrong With This Single Strip and What's The Difference Between Just This One And The Others On This Page?? Generally Curious. 🤨 🤨 🤔 🤔 😊 😊

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    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take two slices of pizza and sandwich them around the burgers because America said so.

    Kezza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution... fridge the pizzas coz they air fry or nuke (microwave) ez, have the burgers and stay up long enought for the pizza to be necessary

    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they talking about. I don't see any problem at all...

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Think "The Problem" may be the Fact That They BOTH Surprised Ordered Food INSTEAD Of Cooking Homemade Foods OR Something Else. They Both Also Ordered Different Meals. 😊 😁

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    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's rather apparent that neither one felt like cooking, both thought that the other expected them to provide dinner, and both had different items that they wanted for dinner; this is what I call a "good problem", because both took it upon themselves to provide dinner, so now they don't have to cook the next night, either.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which to have now and which to have later hmmmm decisions decisions.

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    Mithara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After being watched doing his business, called scary, talked about getting a new dog when he dies, chuckles is finally getting some love.

    Susanne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works just as well with cats

    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal therapy is the best kind.

    CaTastrophy427
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace dog with cat and you're right. If I pet a dog I'd get all stuffy and be suffering more than before.

    That one girl in the corner
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true This is why I wish to bring my dog to school

    Nicholi Âû
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my son, bringing me my kitten when I'm depressed or crying. 😻

    HyperSwag506
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hearts aren’t orange. I’m so offended.

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost spit out my coffee laughing at this one because it’s true!! Spending time with a pup is never a punishment unless someone is allergic to pups!

    Norma Jean Morrissey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That works with cats too! Norma Jean Morrissey-cat lover🐈🐈‍⬛🐕

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    Impetus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safe answer: "I like your butt", in a neutral tone. Unsafe answer: "Oh. My. God, Becky, look at her butt."

    DoubleHeartDoctor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh my butt off if someone said that to me though. Bonus points if they sing the rest of it with me while dancing like idiots. 🤣

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    Kezza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my girl says that I'm complaining she's making me hungry OMNOM

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer is a lecherous laugh and a lunge

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes there is no safe answer lol.

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Really Thought That This Specific Comic Was Going Somewhere Else. Since It Was The Comic Previewed With This Article And Along With The Title, I Actually Thought That: She Was Pregnant and Haven't Seen Her Butt In Full View For Months!! She Then Had The Baby and Thought That Her Butt Had Gotten Bigger Instead Of Realizing That It Had In Fact, NOT Changed At All In Months!! 😂 😂 💕 💕

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    K.H.M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me! I'm always so surprised how small baby hands are!

    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was fascinated by the fact that my daughter's WHOLE HAND barely fit around my thumb! So tiny!

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    Norma Jean Morrissey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All baby parts are so very special!👼🏻Do you know how I know that. I am a nurse who delivered babies for 40 years. That included quintuplets(5), quadruplets(4), triplets(3),twins(2)and lots single babies. I will soon be great grandmother to twin boys. God has truly blessed me in this life!🤰 Norma Jean Morrissey R.N.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the perfect little feet, and the tiny little toes 😍, and the little button nose.

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    Michel Rudolph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not an alternative and not negotiable. Im talking about plastic plants.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic baby will not help you. Nothing prepares you for parenthood (except parenthood) . It's just one of those things that you have to jump both feet at the same time.

    Rita Lynn Lyman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had this same conversation when I was pregnant

    Miaschell Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this economy, that's definitely the most cost effective option.... just saying 😉

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    Masha Aguer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh mah gad!!! This is my gf and mee

    Maggie Hood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just combine the two lol

    Kezza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We both know she'll mess with you for interference... pressing buttons randomly til you stop

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    HyperSwag506
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But… hear me out… both at the same time…

    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah. Need a real gaming console to trump cuddles. I got us a PS5 and Xbox.

    Maple Porkly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a panel missing for me. In our home, I get cuddles then take the Nintendo and play it while we cuddle. 🤣

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    Rachel Cobb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong nipple? More like FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

    John Marr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to every 1st time dad. You'll learn 🤣

    Carsyn Ware
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omgggggggggggggggggggggggggg what nipple then-

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    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

    Chel Bolin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but did he put the seat down?

    Rachel Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby is still working on that

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to install a power flusher

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    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set fire to the house with some labor inducing hot sauce.

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved to stay pregnant a little longer. They had to do an emergency C-section for my twins at 36+4 weeks because of my blood pressure and a not so great heart monitoring, but I was actually feeling okay and really didn't want it to be over so soon (especially as it was 29th December and I was hoping to get to the new year for practical reasons). All other children in my family were at least one week over, and it's not so weird since the due date is always an estimation. Why do so many mothers want their baby out so much once the due date is there? Do you wish to go from being allowed to rest whenever to barely sleeping as soon as possible? Does your body's resilience just deteriorate after 40+0? Is it that you'll have to wait one more week to eat soft cheese again? I never understood that, especially as it's such a common trope in TV series... Please, explain!

    Ela
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was more than two weeks past due date. The doctors kept telling her all was fine and sending her home. In fact, it turned out that the umbilical cord was wrapped around the baby four times so he couldn't drop into delivery position and he was so overdue his fontanelles had started to close. If she had gone into labor they both would have died. My mum, with 'doctor' in front of her name finally had to go in with her before anyone would listen. Ultrasound, emergency cesarean, both healthy but that baby was something like nearly 14 pounds by then and his head never would have passed through her pelvis. At a certain point it's just TIME.

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    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last stretch of pregnancy blues.

    Kezza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gets the Bong out and half a Oz of ganja

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    Maggie Hood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how her briefcase says "job" lol

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on the other side, it says "work" 😆

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    Chel Bolin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having currently had a migraine all week. Drink the darn coffee

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him: "Fine, I'll drink it." Her (with REDRUM in her eyes and a demon voice): "Gimme that cup!!!"

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    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sir you are gonna have put away them feet, there are monsters!

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my gray hairs! They first started showing up in my late teens. Now I'm 35 and all salt n pepper, but hopefully on my way to a full head of white like my dad. 🤍

    Chel Bolin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine went grey in my 20s. I wear it proud.

    Rachel Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever! I was happy when I saw my first grey hairs come in. Living life is what life is all about...and you can't do that without getting older. Grey hairs are awesome 😎

    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm the only one who loves the grey hairs I got. Lol. For years I've looked forward to grey or even white hair. My grandma had snow-white hair and I think it was so pretty! I want that too!!!! 😁

    Dizavid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look of sheer certainty that all is right with the world on 3.

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man, we embrace the gray...

    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World is ready. Your wife will never be ready.

    Rita Lynn Lyman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one, my husband had 3 and one in his beard. Then we had a baby in Feb. Suddenly I have a few and he has a whole flock of them and his beard seems to get a new one every day. But we say they are baby blessings

    Sredna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I wish it were it's such a natural part of growing

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    Duesvolent90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lava and my wife is dry ice...she'll sneak her feet onto my back and make me scream like a little girl in the night...

    Ann Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Didn't read the small print before you signed the marriage document, did ya!

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete opposite with me. My husband hugs me and he is lava, I'm the runner

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. This is why I hate cuddling. Especially now that I live in the desert 😆

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hot natured - hubby is like a freaking furnace to sleep next to. I wear socks to bed (for neuropathy) and he STILL says my feet are cold. He also sleeps w/ 2 blankets IN SUMMER! I use a lt. weight throw w/ a ceiling fan & a sm. fan blowing on me year round. Hmmmm.... Yeah, it's him. 😁

    Skylar Jaxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lava so i don't like cuddling my husband ice he loves to cuddle

    Chel Bolin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad called this PTU. Pu55y thermal units. Best heat source around. Lol

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is the heater, great in winter...in summer not so much.

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    Masha Aguer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe I enjoy doing this to my girlfriend

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my family we need to leave 15-30 before we actually need to. Usually still late leaving. 🙄

    Chel Bolin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf waits till we should be leaving to finally start getting ready. His family calls him grandma.

    Kezza
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro top do this a good 30min before you gotta go and you'll possibly never be late no promises

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    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait til she's asleep and then go back to the living room 🤫

    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wear the same clothes to bed that’s kinda gross

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby said I almost broke his hand during labor. He had bruises after. 😆

    Did you hear that?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't let anyone hold my legs. I was afraid I would hurt them.

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all realize that "weh" will never die? Five years from now, we'll be saying weh to posts, and the newcomers will have no idea why.

    M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right way to hold a baby confirmed.

    Midoribird Aoi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not that happy to see a newborn being held casually under the arm though...wait till after the first year.

    Ann Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the way he carries the baby!

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    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband only ever wears shorts around the house.

    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend too, and sometimes he still complains about how warm it is while I'm fully dressed under two blankets and still freezing.

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    Robin L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me and my husband, exactly. He's always in his underwear and I'm always changing my clothes (depending on where I'm going).

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    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 kids. And the month up to each birth I have been more and more denying to give birth and actually asking me bf if, by any chance, he's heard of some way to have a kid that doesn't involve me in any way. Lol.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BFFs sister (after 8 hours of labor) told the Dr she was done & would come back tomorrow! 😆 Cried when the Dr laughed & said she had to stay!

    Ace Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    real. I was scared both times.

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in my family every time I sit down to do ANYTHING!

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent hubby to Dairy Queen every night before they closed to get me a strawberry sundae - in case I wanted it later! 😂😁😊

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