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#1
"I Have Read The Terms And Conditions."
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#3
"Let's Keep In Touch"
Duesvolent90 3 years ago
Whenever this is said, I'm sure both parties don't care to keep in touch.
#4
"It Was Nice To Meet You"
#5
"I'm Fine"
#6
"Tell Me The Truth, I Won't Be Mad"
#7
"No, Officer, I Have No Idea How Fast I Was Going"
Tony Berna 3 years ago
What people don't understand, that this statement is the quickest way to getting a ticket.
#8
"I'm Proficient In Microsoft Excel"
#9
"I'm Listening"
#10
"Of Course I Remember You!"
Duesvolent90 3 years ago
Geez I am terrible with people's names. I'll know who you are, even your panda's name but for s**t"s sake I cannot remember your name..
#11
"Just Kidding!"
#12
"My Phone Died"
#14
"It's My Last One."
#15
"This Is The Best Gift You've Ever Given Me!"
#16
"It Was Almost Done, And Then My Computer Just Died On Me!"
#17
"I'm More Than Qualified For This Position"
#18
"I'm Busy That Day"
Duesvolent90 3 years ago
I'm supposed to stay in bed and cuddle my wolf I'm sorry I can't reschedule
#19
"Don't Worry, It's Okay"
Rick Murray 4 months ago
"It's not the end of the world". Well, technically that is correct, but from my perspective it's not so much seeing the abyss as freefalling into it and wondering if and when the bottom will rise up to meet me.
#20
"It's So Great To See You."
#21
"That Looks Great On You"
Wolfwarlord 2 months ago
Never used this one either, would rather an honest answer, and believe in do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
#22
"Oh, Yeah, That Makes Sense"
Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
That makes sense. Now leave me alone so I can actually figure it out.
#23
"I'm Five Minutes Away"
#24
"Traffic Was Horrible"
#26
"I've Only Had A Couple Of Drinks"
#27
"It Must Have Gone To My Spam Folder"
Headless Roach 3 years ago
I do understand the concept of answering emails. Just not as it applies to me.
#28
"Let's Just Do One More."
#29
"Would Love To Have You Come To Stay For The Weekend, But We've Already Made Plans"
#31
"Yes, I'm Happy With My Salary"
#33
"I Don't Do This Job For The Money"
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. There’s no middle ground.
#34
"I Don't Really Care About Politics"
lauralett50 3 years ago
So sick of politics. As Robin Williams said politicians , and diapers should be charged , often for the same reason.
#35
"I Wish I Could Be At That Meeting, But I've Got A [doctor's Appointment/ Kid's Recital/ Funeral]"
!["I Wish I Could Be At That Meeting, But I've Got A [doctor's Appointment/ Kid's Recital/ Funeral]"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/27-634e75a80e714__700.jpg "\"I Wish I Could Be At That Meeting, But I've Got A [doctor's Appointment/ Kid's Recital/ Funeral]\"")
#36
"Oh, Yeah, I've Seen [popular TV Show]. It's My Favorite!"
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Didn’t you just love it when Chandler proposed to that Gilead girl, what was her name… Daenerys?
#38
"No, This Isn't A New [expensive Purse, Pair Of Shoes, Outfit]. I've Had It Forever"
!["No, This Isn't A New [expensive Purse, Pair Of Shoes, Outfit]. I've Had It Forever"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/36-634e8a8beaac0__700.jpg "\"No, This Isn't A New [expensive Purse, Pair Of Shoes, Outfit]. I've Had It Forever\"")
#39
"I Need It By Yesterday"
#41
"I Wasn't Checking Him/Her Out"
#42
"That Was Funny"
#43
"It Wasn't That Expensive"
#44
I Called You Back!
Duesvolent90 3 years ago
"It went straight to voicemail, I thought you were trying to call me back" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#45
"We're Just Friends"
#47
"I Totally Forgot To Do That Thing You Asked Me To Do"
#49
"I'm Never On Social Media"
#50
"I Thought I Already Sent That Email Out. I'm Sure I Did"
#51
"I'll Call You Later"
#52
"I Am __ Years Old"
#53
"I'd Love To Hear About Your Fantasy Football Teams"
#55
"The Kids And I Didn't Just Watch TV The Whole Time You Were Gone"
#56
"I Thought I Hit Send"
#57
"I Have Soooo Much Homework"
#62
"Have You Lost Weight?"
#64
"Do You Mind If I Take The Aisle Seat? I'm Claustrophobic"
#65
"You Look Skinny In That Dress/Suit/Shirt"
#66
"Your Cooking Is Delicious"
#71
"I'm Allergic To _____."
lauralett50 3 years ago
I am allergic. My aunt is allergic to dairy, yeast, most fruits. And nuts. It's difficult to find things she can eat at family dinner.
#78
"My Favorite Novel? It's A Tossup Between 'Moby-Dick' And 'Infinite Jest'"
#79
"I'm From Canada"
#81
"We Don't Have The Budget For That"
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Wolfwarlord 2 months ago
I rarely say any of these and never use most of them. I don't have the bandwidth to deal with people who don't interest me. I also am not the type most would choose to associate with(not for bad reasons, just a personality that many don't seem to like) so I wind up having to be selective with those I choose to try to connect with. I refuse to hide who I am with anyone I would call a friend. Probably why I don't really have many, most just ghost me when they get to know me, or end it with a massive string of insults.
Wolfwarlord 2 months ago
I rarely say any of these and never use most of them. I don't have the bandwidth to deal with people who don't interest me. I also am not the type most would choose to associate with(not for bad reasons, just a personality that many don't seem to like) so I wind up having to be selective with those I choose to try to connect with. I refuse to hide who I am with anyone I would call a friend. Probably why I don't really have many, most just ghost me when they get to know me, or end it with a massive string of insults.
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