"I Have Read The Terms And Conditions."
"What An Adorable Baby!"
"Let's Keep In Touch"
Whenever this is said, I'm sure both parties don't care to keep in touch.
"It Was Nice To Meet You"
"I'm Fine"
"Tell Me The Truth, I Won't Be Mad"
"No, Officer, I Have No Idea How Fast I Was Going"
What people don't understand, that this statement is the quickest way to getting a ticket.
"I'm Proficient In Microsoft Excel"
"I'm Listening"
"Of Course I Remember You!"
Geez I am terrible with people's names. I'll know who you are, even your panda's name but for s**t"s sake I cannot remember your name..
"Just Kidding!"
"My Phone Died"
"It's My Last One."
"This Is The Best Gift You've Ever Given Me!"
"It Was Almost Done, And Then My Computer Just Died On Me!"
"I'm More Than Qualified For This Position"
"I'm Busy That Day"
I'm supposed to stay in bed and cuddle my wolf I'm sorry I can't reschedule
"It's So Great To See You."
"That Looks Great On You"
"Oh, Yeah, That Makes Sense"
That makes sense. Now leave me alone so I can actually figure it out.
"I'm Five Minutes Away"
"Traffic Was Horrible"
"I've Only Had A Couple Of Drinks"
"It Must Have Gone To My Spam Folder"
I do understand the concept of answering emails. Just not as it applies to me.
"Let's Just Do One More."
"Would Love To Have You Come To Stay For The Weekend, But We've Already Made Plans"
"I Don't Do This Job For The Money"
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. There’s no middle ground.
"I Don't Really Care About Politics"
So sick of politics. As Robin Williams said politicians , and diapers should be charged , often for the same reason.
"I Wish I Could Be At That Meeting, But I've Got A [doctor's Appointment/ Kid's Recital/ Funeral]"
!["I Wish I Could Be At That Meeting, But I've Got A [doctor's Appointment/ Kid's Recital/ Funeral]"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/27-634e75a80e714__700.jpg "\"I Wish I Could Be At That Meeting, But I've Got A [doctor's Appointment/ Kid's Recital/ Funeral]\"")
"Oh, Yeah, I've Seen [popular TV Show]. It's My Favorite!"
!["Oh, Yeah, I've Seen [popular TV Show]. It's My Favorite!"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/29-634e76ddd8c05__700.jpg "\"Oh, Yeah, I've Seen [popular TV Show]. It's My Favorite!\"")
Didn’t you just love it when Chandler proposed to that Gilead girl, what was her name… Daenerys?
"No, This Isn't A New [expensive Purse, Pair Of Shoes, Outfit]. I've Had It Forever"
!["No, This Isn't A New [expensive Purse, Pair Of Shoes, Outfit]. I've Had It Forever"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/36-634e8a8beaac0__700.jpg "\"No, This Isn't A New [expensive Purse, Pair Of Shoes, Outfit]. I've Had It Forever\"")
"I Need It By Yesterday"
"I Wasn't Checking Him/Her Out"
"That Was Funny"
"It Wasn't That Expensive"
I Called You Back!
"It went straight to voicemail, I thought you were trying to call me back" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"We're Just Friends"
"I Totally Forgot To Do That Thing You Asked Me To Do"
"I'm Never On Social Media"
"I'll Call You Later"
"I Am __ Years Old"
"I'd Love To Hear About Your Fantasy Football Teams"
"I Love It!"
"The Kids And I Didn't Just Watch TV The Whole Time You Were Gone"
"I Thought I Hit Send"
"I Have Soooo Much Homework"
"Have You Lost Weight?"
"Do You Mind If I Take The Aisle Seat? I'm Claustrophobic"
"You Look Skinny In That Dress/Suit/Shirt"
"Your Cooking Is Delicious"
"I'm Allergic To _____."
I am allergic. My aunt is allergic to dairy, yeast, most fruits. And nuts. It's difficult to find things she can eat at family dinner.
"My Favorite Novel? It's A Tossup Between 'Moby-Dick' And 'Infinite Jest'"
