It is said that hairdressers are like plastic surgeons. You can walk out of a salon looking completely different. And sometimes, feeling like a million bucks. But just like cosmetic surgery, hair makeovers don't always go as planned. You might arrive armed with a Pinterest photo, loads of confidence, and oodles of hope that you'll emerge feeling like a brand new me. But somewhere between “just a trim,” “make it edgy,” or "just like the photo," things go south. And take a detour through the land of “what in the fresh fried noodles happened here?”
Yep, expectation does not always meet reality. Especially at the hands of a hairdresser having a bad day. People have been sharing their (sometimes hilariously disastrous) examples of "What I Asked For Versus What I Got" and a few might leave you laughing, or crying, or both. Bored Panda has put together a list of the top ones for you to scroll through while you nervously await your next hairdressing appointment. Feel free to take it along to the salon so you can say "*not* like the picture."
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As much as you love that Pinterest photo, the sad reality is that not all haircuts and styles will suit you. Whether a cut looks good on you will depend largely on your face shape and hair texture. Then there's that small matter of maintenance and your ability to style your hair at home.
Experts advise that you first determine your face shape before choosing a new style. The six common face shapes are diamond, heart, oval, rectangle, round, and square. Keep scrolling to find out which one you have and what styles might suit you...
Oval faces are often regarded as the ideal, and boast balanced features. That's according to the experts at L Factor Cosmetics. They describe oval faces as those where the forehead is subtly broader than the chin, and complemented by high cheekbones.
Here's how to know if you have one: "Measure your forehead, cheekbones, and jawline. If your forehead is about 1.5 times wider than your jawline and the length of your face is about one and a half times its width, you likely have an oval face," reads the site.
Wet it and restyle so they just look like regular bangs. Then wait for it to grow out. I don't thing there's any other choice here.
If your face has equal width and length with full cheeks and a rounded chin, you probably have what's known as a round face. The overall appearance is soft and youthful, say the L Cosmetics team. To confirm this, measure your face and if your measurements are similar in width and length and you have a rounded jawline with fuller cheeks, you likely fall into this group.
The square face features strong angles with a prominent jawline. "A square face is defined by its near-equal width across the forehead, cheekbones, and jawline. If your forehead, cheekbones, and jawline are nearly equal in width with an angular jawline, you likely have a square face," reads the site.
Now this is on the hairdresser. The cut is so off she's gonna have to grow it out and try again with someone who knows what they're doing
Heart-shaped faces often resemble an inverted triangle. They have wider foreheads and cheekbones with narrow chins. "If your forehead is noticeably wider than your jawline and you have high cheekbones that taper down to a narrow chin, you likely have a heart-shaped face," say the cosmetics team.
An oblong, or rectangular, face is longer than it is wide. It has straight sides and a strong jawline. And the width is often similar at the forehead and jaw. Lastly, a "diamond face is narrow at both the forehead and jawline but wider at the cheekbones," notes the site. "This shape often features high cheekbones."
Did a child do it? If not then that person should never touch anyone's hair ever again.
Those with oval faces should try a center part on hair that's shoulder-length or longer and all one length, suggests hairstylist Ted Gibson. The expert adds that you should add some soft waves to help you hair to avoid looking too blunt.
"If your face tends to look long, cutting straight bangs across the brow line can break up the length by creating the illusion of width," says hairstylist and salon owner Chris McMillan. "A bob with side-swept bangs helps break up a long face and add softness," adds McMillan.
A shaggy pixie cut also works for this face shape, adds hairsylist Jimmy Paul. "It's definitely a 'notice me' look," says Paul. "There's something very sexy and feminine about showing off your neck and ears with such hard lines."
This should be an easy fix though, just needs some dark colour and the right styling to get that texture/volume.
Cool, slinky serpentine effect vs. old, stale cinnamon roll falling apart
Yeah... Though the client might have been more disappointed about it seeming a little more boyish. It's not a bad look, though, but definitely not what she wanted.
Load More Replies...The hair style on the left looks absolutely awful, especially the color. I've puked that color. The one on the right is far better.
The first one looks achievable with minimal effort if you already have a lot of thick hair, my sister and mum could do this, I would look like the left if if I tired too
Load More Replies...The stylist gave her something that suits her face, they maybe should have discussed it though.
Green was probably out of stock, but you look much better than the vodanoy's bride.
This exact thing happened to me. I cried so many hours and didn't feel like myself for weeks.
"If you want to wear a center part, the way to make it work for a round face is to have hair a few inches past your shoulders with layers that hit at the jaw," says advises McMillan. "Ask your stylist to cut in a bit on the sides to create subtle angles."
The expert adds that a round face looks really good with an uneven cut, or a mix of lengths. "If you add a deep side part and long, side-swept bangs, you'll look slimmer," reveals McMillan.
1980's mullet? Uh, they nailed that. Doesn't help that her hair is overprocessed and heat is not her friend.
According to Paul, the key to wearing hair above the shoulders is styling it imprecisely. "It's a soft, layered cut worn intentionally mussed," explains the stylist. Paul also says angled bobs work well on round faces.
"Try long, dramatic layers that sweep along the chin, and a shortening of the hair as you go back to the nape of the neck," he says. "This cut gives you structure and angles. The hard lines of it balance out the soft lines of a round face."
The experts say, like with oval faces, pixie cuts can look great on round faces. But Paul suggests keeping the ends choppy. "All those little pieces help emphasize the cheekbones and eyes," he says. "It's almost as if you build in cheekbones with this cut."
Those with square face may want to try wearing their hair long and straight. "The way Demi Moore wears her hair — really straight and long — softens square angles," says McMillan, adding that a center part "opens up the middle of her face, drawing attention away from the jawline."
Another option is to style it wavy. "Try waves from the ears down, which helps obscure any severity in the jawline," says McMillan. A soft, tapered bob that hits right around the chin works is also an option, as is a tousled lob.
For a heart-shaped face, "hair that hits right below the jaw helps fill in the area around the chin, and de-emphasizes the triangle," hairstylist Ted Gibson told Allure. You could also try a mid-length cut with a deep side parting. Think heavily layered around the face and strong side-swept bangs.
It's all about balance, says celebrity hairstylist Matt Fugate. "The cut sort of closes off her forehead, giving her more balance and drawing more attention to her eyes and cute little chin," he explains, referring to Reece Witherspoon's cut and heart-shaped face.
These highlights one can make also at home with some practice and patience And after some WTF-is-this? experience. But seeing the paid results .... Curling is also up to you to last. From a straigjt hair, the dresser may make once a curly one. MAY (this one didn't succeed). But after 2 days, is up to you, if you can create your curls.
Long, layered waves work well on heart-shaped faces. "You want a few pieces of hair to fall in the area between the ears and the nose to offset the width of the 'heart,' and you want the longer layers to fill in around the chin," McMillan advises, adding that any waviness should be kept from the ears down. "Fullness on top only emphasizes the point at the bottom," he explains.
Again, the experts suggest a pixie cut for those with this face shape. But they say you should wear it with soft pushed-back bangs. This "softens any hard features," says Paul.
Going white-blond is a multi-step process. You can't go that light all at once or you'll fry your hair. It sometimes takes several bleaching cycles to get there.
It just lacks volume, right? Or I missing something? And goodness knows it takes some black magick wizardry to get any volume in my thin fine hair.
I feel like a lot of these are people not wanting haircuts that work for the hair and face they have.
There is a reason why I rarely "do" anything with my hair, and I've only had it professionally dyed and styled ONCE - and I'll probably never bother with it again - not worth it with my hair and my fivehead. (Note: photo is how my hair normally is, with just a bit of Bleached Lightning applied to the ends, not me after my salon disaster trip that resulted in the blue hair of awkwardness XD ) herpaderp-...4d88ae.jpg
Some salons won't just say, "No your hair is not suitable for that style."
Some people need to be told their hair is not the right texture for certain looks. And then I can't tell on some of them. Did they come in and ask for a style their hair was too short for? Or did the stylist actually get the lengths that badly wrong? Bad hair terrifies me.
Part of being a good stylist is explaining why some styles won't work with certain types of hair, and that no amount of styling will make it look like the picture if you get the same haircut with a different hairtype.
That's what happened at my wedding. I wanted a certain style, but my hair was too fine. So she adapted it to work for me, and it looked great in the end.
Load More Replies...Many of these "fails" are because the hair isn't styled the same as the photo. You have to put in the effort and use the styling tools and products you need to get the effect. Hair doesn't magically transform just because you got the haircut.
FYI - no hairdresser/barber can make your thin/fine hair thick, nor can they make your dead straight hair curly
I agree on your point; however, making it curly can be done (perm).
Load More Replies...What a lot of BS 😂 People bring random photos from the internet and expect hairdressers to magically create the same thing 🤦♀️ In most of these cases people wanted some type of layers but neglected styling them... Your hair won't behave like the picture naturally! Unless you're one in a million lucky and have exactly the same type & structure of hair that person in the picture has. Maybe some of those are fails, but rarely the hairdresser's fault.
I've learned to go in with what I like and explain what I don't like then give the stylist some free reign to make suggestions that work with what I have. If you are a little flexible and go in with an open mind you're likely to get better results.
I'm the same, I also tell them that I don't have the patience to do a lot of styling so please take that into account,
Load More Replies...I’ve been growing my hair out for years… Every time I go in for a haircut, the sTylist chops. it. off. And I mean chops it off. My last haircut I told the stylist how traumatized I was from constantly getting my hair chopped off and she did it again! I cut my own hair now…
Some of these hairdos were truly botchered. But, at the same time, the look of the cut depends on three things: the hair quality/texture, the shape of the face and sometimes even the colors (hair, skin, eye, mouth.) If I ask someone on the street (who is not coming straight from the hairdresser) to allow me taking photos of their hairdo, and use those pics as a reference, the hairstylist copy the pics perfectly, but the results will be always different. Now let's factor in the hours of work by makeup artists and hairstylists that goes into a professional photoshoot for a magasine. Those hairdos look perfect for a couple of hours, but on the following day they look flatter, if the model doesn't put in the required styling and blow-drying. So, in some cases, the problem lays in the unrealistic expectations of the clients.
I would LOVE to wear some hairstyles, but my hair won't cooperate. So I know exactly what cut I need. Took years of very questionable choices
I lot of these pictures show really shoddy work. On the other hand, your hair doesn't always do what you want it to. My hair wouldn't do any of those styles.
A good stylist will tell you what will suit you, make suggestions of how they can adapt a style to suit you, and talk you through what they are going to do. A lot of these images are of people wanting styles where texture is added through colouring and they are obviously not getting their hair coloured so it's never going to work. There are loads more where it's obvious that they haven't used any products and not styled it, or people have asked for curls on dead straight hair which is never going to happen. There were one or two possible fails, but the rest were people being idiots.
my friend once got a quaility hair salon treatment, she went in happy and golden haired and came back out purple haired, half the amount of hair than before, and crying her head off
Your hair is never going to look like the picture unless you are the twin to the hair model. Your hair is different texture, has different properties, cowlicks, etc. Best you can hope for is to get close and style it to fit your hair and face. Some of these were close and could have worked.
I will now only go to hair dressers that have similar hair to mine. If I like their hair, then I am reasonably confident they will be able to cut and style my hair in a way that will look good on me. Previously the first thing I would do is take hold on one of my curls, and pull it to show the sheer length of hair taken up in the curl. I would remind them that wet hair does not equate to the dry hair length. This was especially important if they were cutting a fringe. To get a decent length of fringe, on wet hair it must reach the tip of my nose!
i personally would love curls but ive learned over the years that nothing is gonna make this hair curl not curlers curling irons perms nothing its stick straight and gonna stay that way so it stays in a ponytail
I have stick straight hair. In order for it to have any volume, I need to have *blended* layers. Whenever I go to a salon the stylist brings out the texturizing scissors. I say, "NO! THEY DON'T WORK FOR ME!" They say, oh, I'll just use them on the ends. It will be fine. It is never fine and my hair looks like a haystack. I end up cutting my own hair. I now go to a stylist maybe every other year when I want to change a style but always end up fixing it. I've had maybe 2 haircuts in my lifetime that I loved. But hey, at least I save money!
I almost never go to the hairdresser but one of the few times I went,I didn't know much about hair and maybe I had higher expectations but the hairdresser never denied service. Basically I have dark brown,I wanted a peachy color (now I know how hard it would be to achieve it, especially in one session) she said she can do it but the color won't be exactly the same,in my mind that meant it would be maybe a couple shades darker which was fine as long as it was still peach. The hair color ended up bright almost neon orange. I paid and felt bad cause she stayed 40 minutes longer to finish it but I went home ,cried my eyes off and the next day went and bought black dye. She said it looked nice but I hated it.
About 15 years ago, I wanted a few black and blue stripes/locks in my formerly dark brown hair. Well, the black was invisible and the blue just didn't stick, so I had a few blond locks. I was not disappointed in the hairdresser, just adapted my expectations. When it comes to dyes, the results (at the first time) is rarely predictable.
Load More Replies...I feel like a lot of these are people not wanting haircuts that work for the hair and face they have.
There is a reason why I rarely "do" anything with my hair, and I've only had it professionally dyed and styled ONCE - and I'll probably never bother with it again - not worth it with my hair and my fivehead. (Note: photo is how my hair normally is, with just a bit of Bleached Lightning applied to the ends, not me after my salon disaster trip that resulted in the blue hair of awkwardness XD ) herpaderp-...4d88ae.jpg
Some salons won't just say, "No your hair is not suitable for that style."
Some people need to be told their hair is not the right texture for certain looks. And then I can't tell on some of them. Did they come in and ask for a style their hair was too short for? Or did the stylist actually get the lengths that badly wrong? Bad hair terrifies me.
Part of being a good stylist is explaining why some styles won't work with certain types of hair, and that no amount of styling will make it look like the picture if you get the same haircut with a different hairtype.
That's what happened at my wedding. I wanted a certain style, but my hair was too fine. So she adapted it to work for me, and it looked great in the end.
Load More Replies...Many of these "fails" are because the hair isn't styled the same as the photo. You have to put in the effort and use the styling tools and products you need to get the effect. Hair doesn't magically transform just because you got the haircut.
FYI - no hairdresser/barber can make your thin/fine hair thick, nor can they make your dead straight hair curly
I agree on your point; however, making it curly can be done (perm).
Load More Replies...What a lot of BS 😂 People bring random photos from the internet and expect hairdressers to magically create the same thing 🤦♀️ In most of these cases people wanted some type of layers but neglected styling them... Your hair won't behave like the picture naturally! Unless you're one in a million lucky and have exactly the same type & structure of hair that person in the picture has. Maybe some of those are fails, but rarely the hairdresser's fault.
I've learned to go in with what I like and explain what I don't like then give the stylist some free reign to make suggestions that work with what I have. If you are a little flexible and go in with an open mind you're likely to get better results.
I'm the same, I also tell them that I don't have the patience to do a lot of styling so please take that into account,
Load More Replies...I’ve been growing my hair out for years… Every time I go in for a haircut, the sTylist chops. it. off. And I mean chops it off. My last haircut I told the stylist how traumatized I was from constantly getting my hair chopped off and she did it again! I cut my own hair now…
Some of these hairdos were truly botchered. But, at the same time, the look of the cut depends on three things: the hair quality/texture, the shape of the face and sometimes even the colors (hair, skin, eye, mouth.) If I ask someone on the street (who is not coming straight from the hairdresser) to allow me taking photos of their hairdo, and use those pics as a reference, the hairstylist copy the pics perfectly, but the results will be always different. Now let's factor in the hours of work by makeup artists and hairstylists that goes into a professional photoshoot for a magasine. Those hairdos look perfect for a couple of hours, but on the following day they look flatter, if the model doesn't put in the required styling and blow-drying. So, in some cases, the problem lays in the unrealistic expectations of the clients.
I would LOVE to wear some hairstyles, but my hair won't cooperate. So I know exactly what cut I need. Took years of very questionable choices
I lot of these pictures show really shoddy work. On the other hand, your hair doesn't always do what you want it to. My hair wouldn't do any of those styles.
A good stylist will tell you what will suit you, make suggestions of how they can adapt a style to suit you, and talk you through what they are going to do. A lot of these images are of people wanting styles where texture is added through colouring and they are obviously not getting their hair coloured so it's never going to work. There are loads more where it's obvious that they haven't used any products and not styled it, or people have asked for curls on dead straight hair which is never going to happen. There were one or two possible fails, but the rest were people being idiots.
my friend once got a quaility hair salon treatment, she went in happy and golden haired and came back out purple haired, half the amount of hair than before, and crying her head off
Your hair is never going to look like the picture unless you are the twin to the hair model. Your hair is different texture, has different properties, cowlicks, etc. Best you can hope for is to get close and style it to fit your hair and face. Some of these were close and could have worked.
I will now only go to hair dressers that have similar hair to mine. If I like their hair, then I am reasonably confident they will be able to cut and style my hair in a way that will look good on me. Previously the first thing I would do is take hold on one of my curls, and pull it to show the sheer length of hair taken up in the curl. I would remind them that wet hair does not equate to the dry hair length. This was especially important if they were cutting a fringe. To get a decent length of fringe, on wet hair it must reach the tip of my nose!
i personally would love curls but ive learned over the years that nothing is gonna make this hair curl not curlers curling irons perms nothing its stick straight and gonna stay that way so it stays in a ponytail
I have stick straight hair. In order for it to have any volume, I need to have *blended* layers. Whenever I go to a salon the stylist brings out the texturizing scissors. I say, "NO! THEY DON'T WORK FOR ME!" They say, oh, I'll just use them on the ends. It will be fine. It is never fine and my hair looks like a haystack. I end up cutting my own hair. I now go to a stylist maybe every other year when I want to change a style but always end up fixing it. I've had maybe 2 haircuts in my lifetime that I loved. But hey, at least I save money!
I almost never go to the hairdresser but one of the few times I went,I didn't know much about hair and maybe I had higher expectations but the hairdresser never denied service. Basically I have dark brown,I wanted a peachy color (now I know how hard it would be to achieve it, especially in one session) she said she can do it but the color won't be exactly the same,in my mind that meant it would be maybe a couple shades darker which was fine as long as it was still peach. The hair color ended up bright almost neon orange. I paid and felt bad cause she stayed 40 minutes longer to finish it but I went home ,cried my eyes off and the next day went and bought black dye. She said it looked nice but I hated it.
About 15 years ago, I wanted a few black and blue stripes/locks in my formerly dark brown hair. Well, the black was invisible and the blue just didn't stick, so I had a few blond locks. I was not disappointed in the hairdresser, just adapted my expectations. When it comes to dyes, the results (at the first time) is rarely predictable.
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