There's no simple answer as to why kids books are sometimes the so bizarre, cruel and entirely incomprehensible to us, adults. Maybe they need to teach some lessons to the kids, that we do not understand anymore? Or perhaps they seem so crazy because grown-ups don't have the imagining capabilities of a child? No matter the explanation, these children books could easily steal some weird things show. And maybe the culprit of these books for kids being so peculiar, is that children's minds haven't been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children's book authors have a lot of leeways when it comes to the language they use? And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children's books are still very difficult to explain.

From some seemingly innocent toddler books demanding to touch a cow to an informative book called 'Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad' and a, now classic children book, called 'All My Friends Are Dead,' the list could go on and on. So scroll down below to get your fair share of scary kids books; who knows, maybe you'll find your favorite baby books in there too!

#1 Poor Pussy Party Game

Poor Pussy Party Game

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FionaMessenger 4 years ago

I actually remember seeing this game in a book as a kid. Shame sick adult humour has spoiled this.

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#2 Morning Of Awkwardness

Morning Of Awkwardness

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RismaSitanggang 4 years ago

Ahahahahhaha, way to teach your children

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#3 Something In Her Mouth

Something In Her Mouth

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Pemberton 4 years ago

chocolate?

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#4 Bones

Bones

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BarbaraDelahunty 4 years ago

I actually think this is very good as it shows the relationship between a human's bones and those of a horse in a very understandable way.

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#5 Cat's Behind

Cat's Behind

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JoannaKonarzewski-Glazman 4 years ago

Has this never crossed anyone's mind???? Lol,

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#6 The Kiss

The Kiss

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JeanneDeaux 4 years ago

Is it me or does it look like...no, I must imagine things... =D

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#7 Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

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ElliotLord 4 years ago

Moooom! He's freaking me out!

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#8 Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

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MarigoldMoonbeam 4 years ago

Is it a coincidence that a character named Dick is holding a piece of sausage?

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#9 Pleasure Island

Pleasure Island

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JeanneDeaux 4 years ago

Go to Thailand! (and it rhymes).

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#10 Seamen

Seamen

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MaksimMoiseev 4 years ago

looks like "a" is out of place here

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#11 Pretend I'm The Poop

Pretend I'm The Poop

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ElliotLord 4 years ago

If you say that one more time, I'll break your nose...

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#12 The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

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TamaraGonzález 4 years ago

"not knowing when to stop".... mmm...ok... thanks lions! :D

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#13 Harpo's Horrible Secret

Harpo's Horrible Secret

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JoannaKonarzewski-Glazman 4 years ago

Really??? No one??????? ..... And they forgot to color in between the kids legs, #Fail

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#14 Curious George

Curious George

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ElliotLord 4 years ago

Psst, let's go to the chemistry room!

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#15 Boy Vs. Girl

Boy Vs. Girl

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ElçinCebenoyan 4 years ago

Yes people, we do it from backstage.

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#16 Butcher

Butcher

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ElliotLord 4 years ago

And this, on my right, is my wife... well, 'was'...

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#17 All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead

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KarinCooper 4 years ago

This isn't a children's book.

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#18 Japan

Japan

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ElaineBrubaker 4 years ago

I can't tell which broke the brick... The foot or the scary noxious, green gas. Bwahaha!

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#19 Turtles Sleep

Turtles Sleep

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ErikaHill 4 years ago

Are they gang raping the sleeping turtle? I'm so confused

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#20 Unplugged

Unplugged

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PandaBrewr 4 years ago

Its a girl Elephant!

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#21 Do It Now

Do It Now

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TamaraGonzález 4 years ago

NOW!!

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#22 Horse Balls

Horse Balls

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SusannaVesna 4 years ago

Thank God there is no illustration!

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#23 Suck It

Suck It

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HayleyLightcap 4 years ago

I love the looks on the other animals' faces

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#24 Invisible Dick

Invisible Dick

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TamaraGonzález 4 years ago

beware....

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#25 Who Cares About Elderly People?

Who Cares About Elderly People?

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JohnDougherty 4 years ago

Exactly

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#26 Scouts In Bondage

Scouts In Bondage

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Pemberton 4 years ago

Reminded me of Shaving Ryan.

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#27 Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops

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BrianMercer 4 years ago

Do apples poop?

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#28 Fellow Fags

Fellow Fags

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RichardPetch 4 years ago

They probably were.

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#29 Angry Pig

Angry Pig

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JanSidgwick 4 years ago

Unplug me!

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#30 Cow

Cow

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cest_nayce 4 years ago

HUH?!?!

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#31 The Beast In The Bathtub

The Beast In The Bathtub

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SusannaVesna 4 years ago

Aww, someone is enjoying it hardcore! XD

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#32 A Lion Is Coming

A Lion Is Coming

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meow point1 1 year ago

I don't see what the problem is.

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#33 Stalker George

Stalker George

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Morgano13 4 years ago

Dat smile XD

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#34 They Should Have Written Kitty

They Should Have Written Kitty

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OCH 4 years ago

The Owl and the Pussycat, Edward Lear. Don't think we need to go rewriting classic literature just because some of us have dirty minds :-)

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#35 Cheers!

Cheers!

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AllMonkeyBizz 3 years ago

"Quality religious books for children" at top

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#36 Had To Include This One!

Had To Include This One!

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TaraynMarissa 4 years ago

This is, again, a book intended for adults. Not children. Samuel L Jackson does the audio book! :D

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#37 Why Mommy Poisoned You

Why Mommy Poisoned You

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Ego_TheMusic 4 years ago

Because mommy has mental issues love or a dysfunctional marriage and was aiming to poison your dad

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#38 Horse Would Be Shot

Horse Would Be Shot

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AlejandraGL 4 years ago

Well, no, Jeanne, a horse with a broken leg is suppressed because there's no way it can't heal, it's an act of mercy

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#39 Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town

Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town

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Lisa-MarieSaunders 4 years ago

I remember this book from when I was a child! I loved Richard Scarry books!

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#40 Piglet's Pizza... With Ham (it's From Polish Edition Of Disney's Pooh's Cooking Book)

Piglet's Pizza... With Ham (it's From Polish Edition Of Disney's Pooh's Cooking Book)

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MaryAnneLanders 4 years ago

Isn't that cannibalism?

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#41 How Many Times Did They Try?

How Many Times Did They Try?

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PandaBrewr 4 years ago

I shot that there horse, and he kept goin'. I jumped off a building and he kept on trotten. Then he bucked me off and killed me

#42 Roll Over, Beethoven

Roll Over, Beethoven

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katnip 3 years ago

LOOK AT THE KID HES GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!

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#43 Alphabet Book For Norwegian Children. Author: Henriette Eriksen

Alphabet Book For Norwegian Children. Author: Henriette Eriksen

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MacKaroni 4 years ago

"Hats are troublesome..."

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#44 Sucker?

Sucker?

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LeonusGinga 3 years ago

Shock..Shocker?

#45 Get The Fuck Off.. Mr. T And Me

Get The Fuck Off.. Mr. T And Me

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Maddox Cox 8 months ago

it's a fanfic

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#46 The Chocolate Cock

The Chocolate Cock

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RachelHLove 4 years ago

good thing they said "bird"

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#47 About A Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Pooped On His Head

About A Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Pooped On His Head

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RueSingh 3 years ago

This kind of looks like Donald Trump. Kind of =D

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#48 If You Wonder What Sort Of Books Read Kids In Russia, This Is An Example.

If You Wonder What Sort Of Books Read Kids In Russia, This Is An Example.

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OlegKrasin 4 years ago

I wouldn't say it's a typical Russian book for kids. It's the only one I've see in such military style. Except the books about war maybe.

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#49 My First Little Boob Job

My First Little Boob Job

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altermyego 4 years ago

A Silicone and Schuster Book! Hahaha!

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#50 Pika Pika?

Pika Pika?

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PedroSchor 4 years ago

If you consider "pika" is homophone for "dick" in Brazilian Portuguese, this is exceptionally funny hahahaha

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#51 Pride And Premenstrual Syndrome

Pride And Premenstrual Syndrome

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DSGDerGamer 4 years ago

Is that actually about menstruation?

#52 Of Mice And Men(struation)

Of Mice And Men(struation)

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#53 I'll Take Your Word For It.

I'll Take Your Word For It.

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IvelinPenchev 4 years ago

That's the one Joey reads for Emma's birthday in Friends :D

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