Children's minds haven't been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children's book authors have a lot of leeway when it comes to the language they use. And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children's books are still very difficult to explain.


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If you have a bizarre page from a children's book that defies explanation, please add it to this list – and upvote your favorites as well!

#1 Poor Pussy Party Game

Poor Pussy Party Game

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FionaMessenger 2 years ago

I actually remember seeing this game in a book as a kid. Shame sick adult humour has spoiled this.

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#2 Morning Of Awkwardness

Morning Of Awkwardness

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RismaSitanggang 2 years ago

Ahahahahhaha, way to teach your children

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#4 Bones

Bones

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BarbaraDelahunty 2 years ago

I actually think this is very good as it shows the relationship between a human's bones and those of a horse in a very understandable way.

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#5 Cat's Behind

Cat's Behind

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JoannaKonarzewski-Glazman 2 years ago

Has this never crossed anyone's mind???? Lol,

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#6 The Kiss

The Kiss

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JeanneDeaux 2 years ago

Is it me or does it look like...no, I must imagine things... =D

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#7 Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

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ElliotLord 2 years ago

Moooom! He's freaking me out!

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#8 Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

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MarigoldMoonbeam 2 years ago

Is it a coincidence that a character named Dick is holding a piece of sausage?

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#9 Pleasure Island

Pleasure Island

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JeanneDeaux 2 years ago

Go to Thailand! (and it rhymes).

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#10 Seamen

Seamen

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MaksimMoiseev 2 years ago

looks like "a" is out of place here

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#11 Pretend I'm The Poop

Pretend I'm The Poop

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ElliotLord 2 years ago

If you say that one more time, I'll break your nose...

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#12 The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

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TamaraGonzález 2 years ago

"not knowing when to stop".... mmm...ok... thanks lions! :D

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#13 Harpo's Horrible Secret

Harpo's Horrible Secret

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JoannaKonarzewski-Glazman 2 years ago

Really??? No one??????? ..... And they forgot to color in between the kids legs, #Fail

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#14 Curious George

Curious George

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ElliotLord 2 years ago

Psst, let's go to the chemistry room!

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#15 Boy Vs. Girl

Boy Vs. Girl

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ElçinCebenoyan 2 years ago

Yes people, we do it from backstage.

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#16 Butcher

Butcher

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ElliotLord 2 years ago

And this, on my right, is my wife... well, 'was'...

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#18 Japan

Japan

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ElaineBrubaker 2 years ago

I can't tell which broke the brick... The foot or the scary noxious, green gas. Bwahaha!

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#19 Turtles Sleep

Turtles Sleep

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ErikaHill 2 years ago

Are they gang raping the sleeping turtle? I'm so confused

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#22 Horse Balls

Horse Balls

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SusannaVesna 2 years ago

Thank God there is no illustration!

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#23 Suck It

Suck It

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HayleyLightcap 2 years ago

I love the looks on the other animals' faces

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#24 Invisible Dick

Invisible Dick

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TamaraGonzález 2 years ago

beware....

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#26 Scouts In Bondage

Scouts In Bondage

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Pemberton 2 years ago

Reminded me of Shaving Ryan.

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#28 Fellow Fags

Fellow Fags

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RichardPetch 2 years ago

They probably were.

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#29 Angry Pig

Angry Pig

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JanSidgwick 2 years ago

Unplug me!

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#30 Cow

Cow

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cest_nayce 2 years ago

HUH?!?!

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