There's no simple answer as to why kids books are sometimes the so bizarre, cruel and entirely incomprehensible to us, adults. Maybe they need to teach some lessons to the kids, that we do not understand anymore? Or perhaps they seem so crazy because grown-ups don't have the imagining capabilities of a child? No matter the explanation, these children books could easily steal some weird things show. And maybe the culprit of these books for kids being so peculiar, is that children's minds haven't been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children's book authors have a lot of leeways when it comes to the language they use? And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children's books are still very difficult to explain.

From some seemingly innocent toddler books demanding to touch a cow to an informative book called 'Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad' and a, now classic children book, called 'All My Friends Are Dead,' the list could go on and on. So scroll down below to get your fair share of scary kids books; who knows, maybe you'll find your favorite baby books in there too!

#1 Poor Pussy Party Game

Poor Pussy Party Game

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FionaMessenger 3 years ago

I actually remember seeing this game in a book as a kid. Shame sick adult humour has spoiled this.

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#2 Morning Of Awkwardness

Morning Of Awkwardness

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RismaSitanggang 3 years ago

Ahahahahhaha, way to teach your children

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#3 Something In Her Mouth

Something In Her Mouth

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Pemberton 3 years ago

chocolate?

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#4 Bones

Bones

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BarbaraDelahunty 3 years ago

I actually think this is very good as it shows the relationship between a human's bones and those of a horse in a very understandable way.

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#5 Cat's Behind

Cat's Behind

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JoannaKonarzewski-Glazman 3 years ago

Has this never crossed anyone's mind???? Lol,

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#6 The Kiss

The Kiss

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JeanneDeaux 3 years ago

Is it me or does it look like...no, I must imagine things... =D

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#7 Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

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ElliotLord 3 years ago

Moooom! He's freaking me out!

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#8 Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

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MarigoldMoonbeam 3 years ago

Is it a coincidence that a character named Dick is holding a piece of sausage?

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#9 Pleasure Island

Pleasure Island

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JeanneDeaux 3 years ago

Go to Thailand! (and it rhymes).

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#10 Seamen

Seamen

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MaksimMoiseev 3 years ago

looks like "a" is out of place here

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