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“Stupid And Weird Signs”: 50 Of The Funniest Signs Ever, As Collected By This Facebook Group
While some people are looking for a message from the universe, others find wisdom and humor a little closer. Like, on the corner of a street. Or in a restaurant toilet.
But in case you miss them, the Facebook group 'Stupid and Weird signs' is here to help. As you might remember from our first publication on this online community, its members are like detectives, constantly spotting what so many of us simply pass by.
So we put together their latest posts for another publication and invite you to laugh your way through this silly list. Enjoy!
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Carole 3 years ago
"Yeah, he took on like 20 bears at once! He couldn't have survived that, but hey you should've seen the state the bears were in!"
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Gave as good as he got, but in the end there just wasn't enough.
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Ryhanon 3 years ago
Unfortunately that's usually what happens when the police show up.
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GhOsTiEdOgG 3 years ago
Ahhh yes the age old tale of "We were called on a noise complaint, as well as an attempt at murder?"
"Humor research is seen as a non-serious topic," Rod Martin, author of The Psychology of Humor: An Integrative Approach, one of the preeminent books in the field, explained.
"Scientists always want to make sure their work is respectable, and to be doing research on humor is seen as not respectable enough. People think there are a lot of other, really pressing problems we have to try to solve."
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Hippopotamuses 3 years ago
I’m more interested in knowing where I can get a 47” LCD tv for $40!
Toffee's girl 3 years ago
Exactly what I thought. I have a 49" TV and paid £360 for it and this was in 2018!
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poiplescales 3 years ago
I remember when the price would have had another 0 and the decimal point another number to the right.
But when you think about it, isn't humor one of the most important topics of our everyday lives?
"Humor is everywhere," Peter McGraw, Ph.D., who is a behavioral economist, a professor of marketing and psychology at the University of Colorado's Leeds School of Business, said.
"Laughter is one of the first things you do as a newborn, and, if all goes well, it will be one of the last things you do before you die. Try going through a day without so much as a chuckle, and you'll find that it's downright impossible. And those chuckles occur much more frequently than other commonly researched emotions like regret, pride, and shame."
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DEW 3 years ago
Can you imagine the person reading this??? Trying to figure out if it's true or if they are just messing with them to see who stole the melon
Pyewacket 3 years ago
Can you imagine the giant buff rat reading this ... and thinking , F/YEAH !!!!!!
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Dorothy Reiser 3 years ago
I used to give my kids plastic specimen bags from our office to pack their lunches so they won't get eaten by other kids.
Sage Gusano 3 years ago
The birth of a super villain. They're somewhere in the sewer now...mutating...waiting...
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Lawrencium 3 years ago
What are you talking about?! PLENTY of us can remain silen... Wait. S**t. /s
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Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Speech is silver, silence is golden - but commenting on BP is platinum.
Eliyahu Rooff 3 years ago
Retired paralegal here. That was a problem with many of our criminal defense clients.
Kelly Hartle 3 years ago
Have you noticed that the ones who take the 5th the most are the ones who won't shut up on social media?
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Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Please explain. Why is the meat dark? Chicken is not dark…?
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Magic Lion Mike 3 years ago
Chicken can strip dance? Damn its got nice (Legs)...Oh that chicken also gots some nice (THIGHS) Sure I will put bills down its (Breast). Nvm I'll just (Wing) it then.
L.a. Williams 3 years ago
Cheap chicken. Only 3.79. I guess like waitresses they have to make money from their tips.
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Pyewacket 3 years ago
With great power stations come , er ! ...great spider farms and responsible sign placers ! ..or the responsible uncles with eh!!!
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Auntie Bear 3 years ago (edited)
Spider farms are used for the purpose of harvesting spider silk (the stuff they make their webs out of).
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L.a. Williams 3 years ago
Yay I'm moving there my chances of being a super hero just increased by 10 ×
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Where is Australia's only nuclear power station? Near Sydney. What is Australia's deadliest spider? Sydney funnel web.
So what do we get from seeing a funny sign when walking down the road, exactly? Turns out, a lot.
"Humor appears to help people's psychological and physical well-being, for example, helping folks cope with stress and adversity," McGraw said.
But that's just scratching the surface. "[It also] seems to help people grieve: Dacher Keltner and colleagues found that people who spontaneously experienced amusement and laughter when discussing a deceased spouse showed better emotional adjustment in the years following the spouse's death."
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Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
How did you come up with that? You can only see the sign and a wall!
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
That was the unspoken motto of all my businesses. Kind clients didn't pay as much as mean clients.
Kelly Hartle 3 years ago
A local restaurant has a sign that says, "If you're a jerk, there will be a $10 fee for putting up with you."
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GhOsTiEdOgG 3 years ago
Person: IMMA WALK TOWARDS THE SPINNING BLADES SO I CAN END THE SUFFERING I CALL LIFE!!!!
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L.a. Williams 3 years ago
People don't use the sense God gave them. That's why there is warning labels on everything. If they did do not eat would not be on the back of Tide pods.
Michelle C 3 years ago
That’s fair enough! Someone who’d walk on the rocks knowing the park staff warned him or her against doing that for his or her safety, injured himself, and then sued the park staff for payment of medical expenses would perhaps deserve such a consequence.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Looks like someone/some department wants to make sure they don’t get burned twice.
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Waite Forit 3 years ago
During the 1970s, the Electrolux company advertised their vacuum cleaners by using the slogan "Nothing Sucks Like Electrolux".
Monica C 2 years ago
Omg, this store is in my hometown (so weird to see it on here, but cool!)... they have had this on their sign for literally years, and it still makes me snort every single time I drive by
I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago
I live one town away! There's the new jail in the background lol I love this sign.
As mentioned, it even has physical benefits. "Laughter — especially a hearty laugh — has been shown to benefit your circulation, lungs, and muscles (especially those around the belly area)."
"Humor also helps people deal with pain and physical adversity. Hollywood even made a movie, Patch Adams, about the benefits of humor in clinical settings."
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Zenozenobee 3 years ago
Let's say this signe exist because stupide or weird people keep hitting the bridge?
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Me. Just Me. 3 years ago
It would be if people paid attention to it. We have a covered bridge in another city near me. They have tried signed, bars hanging from a wire, you name it. Inevitably some truck driver gets wedged at least once a year.
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Babsywabs 3 years ago
This sign is neither 'hilarious' nor 'absurd' - it is actually quite brilliant. I certainly doesn't belong in this category.
Robert T 3 years ago
Nothing wrong with that sign, but the lack of any signage on the bridge is terrible. Does that tiny little yellow square have an actual height in it? Any low bridges like that here have black and yellow chevrons on them, the words LOW BRIDGE in massive letters and proper roadsigns declaring the max height of a vehicle, as well as signs at the site of the alternative route.
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Zenozenobee 3 years ago
My ex BIL would be of a different opinion. He got a car crash caused by a tree. That's what he claimed at least. The fact that he was drunk is unrelated apparently.
Cezicezi 3 years ago
“Stop yelling at trees ! They don’t have ears to hear you asking to move !”
Khavrinen 3 years ago
"Get out of the way! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!" **Thump**
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Marissa Wolff 2 years ago
That's because your unfunny and dumb a*s doesn't understand puns send that makes me sad as a lover of comedy.
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Katy McMouse 3 years ago
This is ridiculously wrong. They're called "stink kitties" and yes, I'll dye on this hill.
cj be like 2 years ago
i read this in the middle of science class, i had to stop myself from laughing
Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Should be “Do Not ATTEMPT to Pet the Fart Squirrels”. Let’s face it; that’s where the danger lies. If, somehow, the fart squirrel LET’s you pet it, you’re probably safe. It’s just highly unlikely you’re going to safely GET to that point.
However, don't worry even if your friends are laughing at a billboard and you don't understand what all the fuss is about.
Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.
"You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose explained. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it."
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Marissa Wolff 2 years ago
I don't drive yet, but I and my mom had to deal with these f*****g morons in front of us on our way to the city many times.
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"Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them," Schwarzlose said.
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Khavrinen 3 years ago
I had a waitress tell me once that one bar she worked at would give people their change in Susan B. Anthony coins instead of dollar bills, because after a night of drinking they would tend to leave them as tips, thinking they were quarters. ( This was thirty years ago, back when there were a lot more dollar coins in circulation. )
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ButterflyMcQueen 3 years ago
Many, many years ago when I worked a certain coffee shop (when it was still fun) we ran this special on pastries on a slow morning. Many people did not get the joke and fell for it.
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The 3 Year Letterman 3 years ago
Including saving Walter White (see below)
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Kelly Hartle 3 years ago
In Indiana we used to have signs that said, "Watch for Ice on Bridges." Always strange to see in July.
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BananaStrings 3 years ago
One moose, eight legs? This must be down the street from the nuclear power plant and spider farm.
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TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 3 years ago
Yeah....it probably would have been funnier if it was. Seeing it on a veterinary sign just makes it...awkward? Like I want to laugh, but my brain is confused. 🤔
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I don't know why this brilliant joke is on a vet sign, it should go on a restaurant sign.
Kelly Hartle 3 years ago
This vet has some of the best signs I've ever seen--along with the Indian Hills Community Center signs in Colorado (check them out on Pinterest).
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Corn Cornelius Cornwall 3 years ago
SLAM!! *Demonic high pitched screaming*
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Bouche Clay 3 years ago
I have to make sure Bouche is out of the fridge, the dryer, and any cabinet or drawer I open.
Jessica J. 3 years ago
Had a coworker once who had a couple of huskies. He had a towel looped in the handle so they could pull the fridge door open. They knew that anything on the bottom shelf was theirs, so they could get what they wanted, even if he was gone, and they would shut the door behind themselves
Minath 3 years ago
According to the owners the cat's arm has never been trapped, the sign is there mostly for guests who aren't used to the cat's antics.
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Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
I saw one recently on an f150 that had “all I coulda” in front of the Ford emblem. Lol
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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Room enough in the trunk? Sometimes I have trouble containg myself.
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Waite Forit 3 years ago (edited)
Note the knife the character is holding. It is commonly called an “Italian stiletto knife”. This knife became illegal in much of the US. That happened not because it is more dangerous than other knives (it is not), but because it was shown in movies being used by members of organized crime and by teenage delinquents. This led to all assisted-opening knives becoming illegal in much of the US. Now that these knives are rarely shown in movies, there is a gradual trend of assisted-opening knives becoming legalized in US states. Ah yes, the power of the media.
Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago
Me: *sticks finger in socket* also me: *dies from getting stabbed*
Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago
Not only will it kill you but it will hurt the entire time you're dying.
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Hippopotamuses 3 years ago
I’ve seen versions of this all through the inter webs, but it still makes we laugh like a drain
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
This is effing funny! I‘ve got two kids. I would have laughed my a** off, if I came across this one. I wonder if there are people who would refrain from using it. Lol
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
Definitely. If you eat spoiled food, your stomach will regertitate it to protect you.
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Leeds Lass 3 years ago
This made me laugh - I wonder if the 'no regerts' tattooed guy ever got it changed? any body know?
Marissa Wolff 2 years ago
Well, with that slogan, I'd want this tattoo artist to give me a purposefully misspelled tattoo just for the LOLs.
Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 3 years ago (edited)
Do Americans weld their tatoos on their skin? Woaaaaah!
Kelly Hartle 3 years ago
There is actually someone out there with a tattoo on his back that says "No regerts."
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Robert T 3 years ago
...or an accident looking for somewhere to happen. ;-)
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Tina Harnish 3 years ago
Looks like they got tired of answering 'why don't you have a back seat?'
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Buren 3 years ago (edited)
Regardless of popular belief, the nuts without nuts are not weaker than the nuts with nuts
LinaLovesBooks 3 years ago
Hey, that's the boys weakest part too! (I'm terribly sorry, I couldn't pass up this opportunity)
Matt MacFarlane 3 years ago
It's really quite surprising how many car crashes are caused by a loose nut behind the wheel.
Carole Reid 3 years ago
Or the loose nut behind the steering wheel. I think this goes back to the very first automobile.
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Heather Halvorsen 3 years ago
Can I get a side of Ice-T with one Ice Cube in it? That would be Coolio!
Marissa Wolff 2 years ago
I hope these are the coffee nut Flava'd Eminems. I ain't buying Tupacs of those Eminems if they ain't.
Rebecca Surette 3 years ago
Cute. But the funniest part to me was the poster's name. I went to school with a Justin Saine.
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François Carré 3 years ago
Yep, confidently threatening people to kill them like it's a normal thing.
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Bruhwhydothat 3 years ago
Do you mean past two terms or decades decades is bill Clinton terms is Barack Obama
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DeoManus Argentem 3 years ago
Keyboard Cat needed to start fundraising earlier! We had no good choices in 2012 - he could have made the change we need!
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SOMEONE 3 years ago
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Autistic apricot 3 years ago
It’s shown up as a whole bunch of phone numbers for me (I want to call them)
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LinManuelMiranda 3 years ago
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
The king of Saudi Arabia is not named Brandon.
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Amanda Rose 3 years ago
Don't mind if I do. I guess there are going to be some character witnesses?
XenoMurph 3 years ago
And somewhere to hide the body, we have lots of plots.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I was going to get one of these for my mum, but then I remembered she drives a massive 4WD these days so I had a custom one made which says "LET ME MERGE OR PRY YOUR LOSERMOBILE OUT OF MY BULLBAR".
Carol Emory 3 years ago
I have one that says "Listen Tailgater! I'm already doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous!"
Sarah Stalder 3 years ago
This would be awesome. What I really need s a sign that says Yield does NOT mean MERGE! Right by my work, I have to deal with it several times a week. Almost every car on a side road entering the main road completely ignore the yield sign. I've started honking every time I have to slow down or stop
Glen MacLeod 3 years ago
Mine says "Hit me in the a** and I'll carry yours to the bank." Yeah, I've been hit from behind. Totaled my car.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago (edited)
Penguin is a nickname that originated in the US South to describe kids who wear their baggy pants low so it makes them walk like a penguin. It's also used by some as a racist slur against parts of the black community since it originated with hip hop. For those people, its similar to calling someone white trash. Loretta was an active member of the black community so her exact intent is not certain.
Anna roberts 3 years ago
Actually, the pants worn low came out of Prison, means you are available
Load More Replies... Amanda Rose 3 years ago
What did the penguins ever do to you? They got all dressed up in their finest tuxedos only to see this sign at the door. For shame!
Francisco Garcia Bustamante 3 years ago (edited)
Respect, that was the most bad a** penguin ever 😮
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Don’t care about anything on this sign EXCEPT I really want to hear the story behind the addition of penguins.
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Agent_fox77 3 years ago
Well whoever drives there has a 99.9% chance of making it in one piece
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Waite Forit 3 years ago
When I lived in Japan, I saw a sign that read "Nomber One Best Transration Service".
shermes 3 years ago
I saw Kenny Roggins in a music store. (Should be Loggins for you who may not know the artist)
Load More Replies... P. Mozzani 3 years ago
Just how often does poopie need to be connocted? Can poopie be overconnocted or underconnocted? Hmmm.
Asphalt Bubblegum 2 years ago
That second "n" threw me... It's "Concocting Poopie", so this must be a political stumping site.
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Final score:
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shiny shinx 3 years ago
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Rose the Cook 3 years ago
Reminds me of a very loud quarrel between relatives , when told to keep it down because the neighbours would hear, one answered "I'm not yelling at them so they won't hear."
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Mary Peace 3 years ago
I've seen this before, but there was a picture: a bearded, pregnant, one-legged child, I think.
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Stardust she/her 3 years ago
This is in my country so I’m sure the owner doesn’t know what it means
Whitey Black 3 years ago
Guy walks into a bar and sees this sign: handjobs $10 - cheese sandwiches $5. He asks the attractive lady behind the bar if she was the one who gives the handjobs. She says she most certainly is. He tells her: "Well go wash your hands! I want a cheese sandwich!"
Judes 3 years ago
I only realized they weren't babies when I read your post.
Load More Replies... Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Well it does say "food and fun for everyone".
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Gustav Gallifrey 3 years ago
It's outside a town named Yass, in New South Wales, Australia.
Load More Replies... Magic Lion Mike 3 years ago (edited)
6 am? Ok then My Mcnuggets will slap against that Mc-AxSxS .. bada ba ba ba I'm loving it.
Electra Complex 3 years ago
Oh come on, that's way too early in the morning for my āss to be open
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I've actually seen this sign - it's not too far away from where I live! Though I think it's been taken down by now.
I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago (edited)
What was it supposed to say anyways ?? Edit: nvm I just read all of your comments 🤭
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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson 3 years ago
I'm gonna rock onto electric Avenue. And then it takes me higher
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Hi I'm Garlic Jim, come to town in a wheelbarrow, leaving in a golf bag. (Superego fans? Anyone?)
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ADHD McChick 3 years ago (edited)
Maybe they're not as much off the mark as it looks. Back in the day (in the victorian era, I think), there were actually things called fire grenades. They were basically little glass bottles of liquid that you could throw at an out-of-control fire. The bottles would shatter, and the liquid within would supposedly help douse the flames. So, yeah, basically proto-fire extinguishers. Some contained actual chemicals (and some of those chemicals actually released dangerous fumes when thrown on a fire); some contained nothing more than colored water. None worked too terribly well. I have seen some modern reinventions of fire grenades, that work quite well, and look to be a promising tool for the future of firefighting, and home safety.
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Amanda Rose 3 years ago
Apparently tracking down 10 mm sockets is more of a problem than I had realized.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
Its the most common bolt/nut size in the world. Many countries use other sizes more but the 10mm shows up everywhere because its a goldilocks size fastener (not too big, not too small) for many jobs. 90% (made up number) of any tool set over a certain age has either lost this socket, had some one borrow it and never bring it back, or had it outright stolen.
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Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Yep, plan ahead and get all on one piece of paper.
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Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Yep, a dog about as big as the moose-dog in another post.
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ADHD McChick 3 years ago
Relax, guys. This is just the employee bathroom at an onion processing plant. Right? ...Right..??
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thatonelesbiangorwl 3 years ago (edited)
real smooth dada dadadadada addadada addad lets go to work! (edit: nvm that is a weird comment just nvm...)
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Bored Trash Panda 3 years ago
In Chico, CA the fine for setting off a nuclear device within city limits is $200, 000.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Grim Reaper needs the dough too. Inflation has hit us all hard, even the underworld XP
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Manomnomnom 3 years ago
After the first two lines, I was hoping this would be a poem. I'm disappointed.
Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago (edited)
To the old biddy That called the city We now have a patio That is only for the catio And now short a port For our wheeled cohort
Load More Replies... Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago
Maybe I'm missing something. Were they not allowed to have the parking spot in the first place or did the "old biddy" change the rules so they couldn't use it as a parking space?
LittleWombat 3 years ago
I think the point is someone complained about how they were using their own property when it didn't affect the complainer, but it totally screwed over the property owner.
Load More Replies... Magpie 3 years ago
What ? I don't understand is this specific to ?? which country? state ? Sincerely please can someone explain?
Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
Many times in the US, cities will have specific building laws/ordinances. I am guessing the residents of this house were parking on the lawn/front area of their own house, and a nosy neighbor reported them to the city. The city fined the residents and forced them to build a patio in front of their house instead of a driveway/parking spot. My mom likes to remodel/add on to our house without acquiring permits beforehand, so she’s been reported and has had to tear stuff down that she already had built, so I’m familiar with city ordinance stuff XD
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
Home Owners Association (HOA) is a proud sponsor of Home Owners Anonymous.
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Magpie 3 years ago
Sadly too many people still drive around signs like that. :(( Victoria Australia. Welcome to the season called spring.
Anna roberts 3 years ago
Here is Az. US, they finally started making them pay to rescue their butts
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Gini Sarver 3 years ago
and yet you know their have those who’ve driven into the water, by not paying attention to anything lol 😁
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
I stayed the night in Gary, Indiana once. Arrived at the motel to find cops making an arrest in the parking lot. Woke up the next morning to find two separate groups of cops making arrests in the parking lot. I'll take boring any night.
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SCP 4666 3 years ago
just put it in the microwave. then put it in the freezer for later use
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Hippopotamuses 3 years ago (edited)
… and I shudder to think who these people are.
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DEW 3 years ago
So is there a trail cam to watch later? Because most people want proof of Bigfoot!! So if you know their breeding ground then film it!!
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Final score:
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Amanda Rose 3 years ago
"Hey Steve? How come all the soccer balls have arrows in them?" *Steve sweats nervously *
Corn Cornelius Cornwall 3 years ago
I mean you get shot with an arrow, you're just disqualified. That's all.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago (edited)
Now that's what I call kicking it up a notch in target practice... XP
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Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
As a not-so-young metal fan, I always bang my head very carefully these days.
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2picklesinabun 3 years ago
No, it's not bad unless you're a snob about coffee. Most people like it just fine.
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
I have to add an obscene amount of sugar to make it barely palatable. There's bitter, and then there's Starbucks.
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Russell Tilling 3 years ago
Goats can pee here but not men. Unless they also get a haircut. And pay...
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
In a lot of languages eggs mean the ballls so pee there and someone will go snip on your nuts
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Gini Sarver 3 years ago
right here & i loved every minute of it and when given the opportunity i am riding in the back of the pickup truck 🙃😁💚
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I remember being told not to drink from the garden hose, but dammit I liked the taste!
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NY Redneck 3 years ago
Hey, you can work up a hell of an appetite at an orgy. Just avoid finger foods
thatonelesbiangorwl 3 years ago
DONT SEARCH THIS UP I AM NO LONGER A PARSIALLY INNOCENT CHILD AGHH
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Magic Lion Mike 3 years ago
Better wash those hands before using them to scoop my ice cream and my pretzels better be nice & warm. But yeah wash your hands K thanks.
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 3 years ago
They have the best milfs. Or so I have been told...
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Whitey Black 3 years ago
I can relate. But it was in Indiana. And took a little longer than that.
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Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Fallow Jesus. This why we need spell checkers.
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Stubby Martinez 3 years ago
I'm almost certain that it says "fallow", so I don't see any errors, minor or otherwise. Just some terse but trustworthy advice and an update on current zombie threat status.
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Stubby Martinez 3 years ago
I agree with you, BUT it could have been a real-life freeze-frame or glitch on the sign. We used to have these on a local highway and they employed a scrolling wipe effect so that the message seemingly chased itself onto, and then off of, the screen from left to right. As it began to wipe off each rotation my friends and I always laughed at what was basically this picture.
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Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
Oof, I mean it's meant to be cute and light hearted, but they didn't think this one through imo.
Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago
Yep - not all men have testicles, and not all women lack testicles! :) I’m hoping this is/was an older sign from before society became a little more open and accepting of non-cis genders.
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Whitey Black 3 years ago
What goes clop clop, bang bang, clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting.
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Full of Giggles 3 years ago
Free BBQ and redneck wrestling on Labor Day Sunday.
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I'd rather be castrated with a dull butter knife than be within 100 miles of this place on Labor Day.
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Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Well the time has arrived when poor kerning has triggered BP's censors.
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
I'm more concerned that if you park at the restaurant, someone's gonna screw around under the hood.
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Literal Pigeon 3 years ago
What's with the guy pretending to be from Breaking Bad? They're on every single post.
Literal Pigeon 3 years ago
What's with the guy pretending to be from Breaking Bad? They're on every single post.
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