50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

That’s too funny

This is actually strangely effective

Snort-laugh!

Cousin Bob has a stressful life... :D

Glad they clarified that!

Ahh that time Winnie got high and smeared poop on the curtains

I think people would pay better attention to signs if they were more like this

😳

This looks amazing lmao i wanna go in

Pizza or cruel world? Hmmmmm.... I choose pizza :D

I poop on 'em not in 'em...weirdos. Can't believe they had to make that sign!

looks waayyy to dangerous, ill have to skip swimming today

There are signs along the highways around here which say "DRIVE N TEXT, UB NEXT".

Way quicker than driving in rush hour!

lmao im goin left to see what kind of trouble i can stir up

"we are worried the dogs might want to join in"

Really taking "honesty is the best policy" to the next level aren't they

That's some great customer service.

damn, you got my hopes up

I've already bottled mine up, does that count? Or should I leave the bottle in the vehicle too?

*inserts line* Scoot about trying to avoid people..

well that knocks out 3/2 of all possible employees

Boiiiinnnggg!!! "Is this not an automatic door?" *Leaves stage to the left, bedazzled*

Close enuf!

…….

Clever

finally, a locally sourced product. Lately everythings been coming in from Uranus🙄

Relatable

The manager is a chicken?

Aww come on I just got done with my monthly blood sacrifice to that guy, can I wait until next month so I can lump it all together???

If you actually end up in Boston, or London Heathrow, it will be unexpected!

Fair call

She better be worth it!

I'm always afraid suddenness is going to happen.

Then don't make them look and smell so delicious!

Always pack a small green teddy bear.

fair enough

I mean, don’t eat ketchup while driving, it could look like blood!

come on guys this is easy you just dial three 9 times

Oh dear, I guess I’ll have to go on the third Saturday of the week then

I call intentional

Not terrifying at all...

always sound advice this snow is bad get the emergency cake no you fool those are the flat tire crackers

Also called a paradox pole

Keep off, grass. Well, it did!

No wonder we all have anxiety

Can I exchange mine?

Well DUH

Durm Sticks Gud Two

that's actually pretty convincing

they are really against pet rocks

And no selfies with the fluffy cows. On second thoughts stay away from the fluffy cows all together

even though this is photoshopped It's still funny

the only good bug is a dead bug would you like to know more

They've got a point

Flying skunks?

Wait, what?

Taking my sourdough out to play.

Collaborate and listen

I prefer it deep fried though

I did not get this, any one can explain?

My kinda zone!

Mmm yummy

Ok I’ll hide the evi- uh clean up the leftovers

I assume it means that it's on the hour not the half. Like it's 10:00 10:20, 10:40, instead of like 10:10, 10:30, 1050

I'm guessing the person responsible for this sign was the one who wrote the ad lol.

It could have been "Yrian"