Launched fifteen years ago, Tumblr is now often viewed as one of these relics of the internet that make millennials nostalgic. Once prominent and innovative, it fell into the shadow of fellow social media giants, but it may not stay like this for long.
In fact, avid Tumblr fans have recently noticed a weird renaissance in their feeds that are getting weirdly active as if it was 2010 all over again. Astonishingly, Tumblr’s CEO Jeff D’Onofrio told The New Yorker that forty-eight per cent of its active users and sixty-one per cent of its new ones are Generation Z. To put it into perspective, this is the exact demographic that Facebook and Instagram are in fear of losing.
And while people are now (re)discovering the miscellaneous world of Tumblr, various posts shared on the platform both years ago and now get dug up into the bright light of social media. They end up on “The Weird Side Of Tumblr” Facebook page that shares the funniest, weirdest and most wholesome findings. Below we selected quite a few of the best for your entertainment, so pull your seat closer.
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its great because it shows how much its been normalised in our minds, just as it should be.
Load More Replies...It never was a thing. "Homophobes" aren't afraid; they're bigots who feel they can dictate how others conduct their privates lives, and they usually dictate this from their moral high horse built of adultery and multiple divorces.
I was wondering what weird laws existed that it was illegal to have your pet in your wedding party.
They are! My uncle and aunt were similarly lucky a few years ago when they got married in botanical gardens- a rainbow even came out as they said their vows!
Load More Replies...It took me way longer and I had to read the comments before I got it.
nO tHaT wOuLd MeSs Up YoUr StRiNgS dOnT pLaY wItH iT
Are you kidding? THIS is the best photo in existence: Screenshot...7ed017.png
Submit it to NASA's Astronomy picture of the Day (APOD). They'll love it.
Seeing stuff like that makes me wish my husband's grandmother was still alive. She started painting in her 70's and she was amazing. She could have done a replica of this one for me.
Tumblr was launched around the same time as Facebook (2004) and Twitter (2006), in 2007, so it was not always behind. In fact, it was built to be a simple social blogging platform, but its multimedia approach set it apart. It was about the time when users were getting their cell phones, so they could take a photo and upload it straight on their Tumblr.
Random reply, but I noticed you're #12 right now on BP's weekly top users! Congrats! 🥳
Load More Replies...Basically after all these years, the dog has still remained the perfect size to hug.
Deborah! You were 12 seconds late with the food! (Not against the Deborahs of the world)
Load More Replies...you can all hate me shortly. "A baby cat doo doo doo doo, baby cat doo doo doo doo"
Change the doo doos to mew mews and I'm in!
Load More Replies...He's also wearing something that looks similar to Japanese samue, a kind of loose casual clothing.
He could be wearing crocs with booty shorts, a crop top, and a kimono and that chair would still be awesome.
I'm not corcphobic, but I'm definitely crocphobic! I'm just teasing you!
Load More Replies...The appeal of Tumblr also had to do with the fact that users could design their own home pages; post text, images, gifs, or videos; and follow a feed of others doing the same. It became home to endless personalized moodboards that best reflect each user’s personality, whether by music, images or gifs.
At some various points in that bulbous structure, the glass forms a concave shape on the inside that focuses the sunlight like a magnifying glass and creates a localized heat. I'm certain this would kill the crab.
Load More Replies...I think this is interesting, but my first thought was how heavy glass is. Is there any transparent material suitable for 3D printing?
way back - i saw a cow with a transparent panel surgically installed on one side. to see the insides working.
Load More Replies...I dont like mice, but Queenie won me over. The übermouse of all mice
We walked past a storefront today with mannequins in the window and my two year old was hysterically laughing- "look mommy they no have any heads!" Lol.
That sounds like the opening scene of a horror movie, followed by '26 years later...'
Load More Replies...I wish I knew how to fall glamorously. Alas, I only know how to fall like a clumsy sack full of butter.
If you put basketball jerseys on them it would be like a foul during an NBA game
I like it that it’s the male mannequin in the seductive posture on the floor, usually would be the female
This has got Amy Schumer pranking Kim and Kanye on the red carpet vibes, lol! 2022-05-29...839a7b.jpg
In 2018, the world changed for Tumblr. The passing of the federal SESTA-FOSTA law to ostensibly combat sex trafficking, and issues with Apple’s App Store and its provisions against apps containing adult content, led to Tumblr enacting a ban on NSFW content across the platform. This was followed by an uproar as Tumblr was home to many established communities devoted to real-life and illustrative erotica, so they spoke out against the restrictions.
But since the ban, media coverage of Tumblr focused on the decline of the website. For example, in 2019, Business Insider reported Tumblr’s unique monthly visitors had decreased by more than 20% in the year.
Reminds me of the movie The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming: "The Russians are coming; everyone to get out of the street!"
"...everybody to get from street!" Alan Arkin was so funny in that scene.
Load More Replies...The only reason why this works is because of the wrapper. If you try to make a candle out of melted crayons with a wick... it doesn't work. Well, it'll work but very poorly with a tiny flame that eventually snuffs itself out. If you want to colour a candle with crayons, the crayons can only be up to around 1/3 of the total wax content in order to function well.
That's - what - a rope he's hoisted himself along? He deserves that birdseed.
Right? That bear's out here doing acrobatics for birdseed. He's earned it.
Load More Replies...We were all impressed when gorillas figured out how to use sticks, meanwhile hyenas figured out AA guns.
The hyenas are evolving. Soon, nowhere will be safe.
Load More Replies..."Y'all stay back, y'hear! I haven't even finished eating the first wing yet."
this is hyena actual I have spotted a Cessna on an attack course permission to intercept sir
In an odd coincidence, I was watching Scar's villain song on YT last night and it was only then that the idea and imagery of a mass hyena uprising struck me as absolutely bone-chilling. Been fine with it for 30 years but now have to add it to the list of things I'll be thinking about at 2:47am. Especially now that I'm aware they can take down a Cessna. Be prepared, you guys.
Meanwhile, Allegra Rosenberg, a writer at Fansplaining, argues that reports of Tumblr’s death have been greatly exaggerated. “While Tumblr was certainly known in some circles for being a haven for NSFW content, that was certainly never all there was to it. For every user that decamped for greener, smuttier pastures when the ban was put into place, there was another user that simply shrugged their shoulders and kept on blogging,” she said.
There’s a male swimmer who knits between races at the summer Olympic too.
It is sad that not more men try knitting, stitching and the like as hobby because they think it is for women only. It is calming, not overly expensive in material and you have something to show off later. Try It, you might like it!
Not only men. My friend makes fun of me for knitting saying it's an old lady activity. I've always wanted to learn, but never did until last year, and I'm pretty good for a beginner. It calms me down, I have about 346329 scarfs now and just finished my first sweater. Couldn't be prouder of myself. I say, men, women, no matter the age, if it makes you happy and it isn't a crime, do it, people will criticize everything, so why care?
Load More Replies...This is why we gotta hang in there guys! This world has so much potential for pure unadulterated awesomeness. 💟
yeah it is, except for when you make a mistake then it's more stressful than getting your exam results back lol, its still fun though :)
Load More Replies...Just as cute as Tom Daley knitting as he awaited his turn to dive at the Tokyo Olympics
I would like to see competitive knitting. Rn please
Load More Replies...Now there's my sport. My two six years and seven years old grandsons, call me MEMAWBOT. I was explaining to them,that I have a lot of metal In my body because the Drs have decided a long time ago that it was just better if memaw got metal bones. Luke,with a star struck look, says, " memaw, you're part robot?" I said yes you can say that. He turned to his older brother and said, " I told you she was cool. That's MEMAWBOT!" Yes I would buy him anything he wants. His brother too.
Pretty sure my grandma would take the gold in quietly spilling family tea while looking very concerned but secretly she lives for it.
I went to my grandma's house after I had dinner but she made dinner. So guess who had two dinners that night?! This girl. Haha, it's a grandma thing and I love her.
I think the grandma olympics vs. grandkid olympics would blow everyone out of the water. My mom took my then tiny kid to the grocery store and ran into a friend. Kid was in the cart and my mom said to her friend, this is my granchild (insert kid's name) and then to my kid, "this is my friend (insert friend's name)". My kid looked at my mom's friend, pointed at my mom and said "and this is MY friend, Grandma"." Such a special relationship. Mom and I were never that close. Guess sometimes it skips a generation.
Unfortunately, my grandma was so cheap, she would have gotten me a tea and a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup and tell me I still owed her money whether I did or not. That's the way she ended up being rich.
My grandma would tell me my fata** doesn't need chocolate.
can I live here? just... in the picture please? I'm not asking for much...
Sure, don't worry about the gators and water moccasins.
Load More Replies...The iridescence... Makes me wonder if there was a film of oil on the water?
And all this time those fools have worried about vaccines turning them!
Load More Replies...It's probably not oil pollution; swamps have natural stuff that forms the iridescence.
While really beautiful, isn't this oil on the water reflecting the colors?
Yes, but it's often "natural" oil that has come from the trees rather than the bad, polluting kind.
Load More Replies...Rosenberg argues that contrary to everyone’s expectations, “Tumblr users have stuck around en masse, making the kind of sardonic posts the platform’s long been known for, all the while feeling like survivors in a post-apocalyptic landscape. And if you know where to look, you can still spot new blogs being started by young teens, a constant injection of youthful activity into the platform.”
Covid lockdown in Melbourne made me do this to my dining table... Dog and apple cider for scale, because I didn't have a banana. IMG_202112...a37fc8.jpg
Bee-you-tee-full!!! I wish I had talent like that.
Load More Replies...Probably the taxi driver seeing as the husband is in the back seat? But it still doesn't explain why the taxi driver is so happy...
yeah the fact they don't care that their husband is being [dog?kid?] napped by a random pedestrian is wild.
I don't understand. - I thought since it said my dog (and husband) the comment back implied the dog was the husband (thus, who is the guy with the glasses?)
Load More Replies...Whatever she calls her dog, I still think it's sweet that they are both so happy to see her unexpectedly like that. I once saw my husband on a business lunch when I entered a restaurant. He waved at me, introduced me and asked for a kiss. Then I went to eat my lunch with my colleagues.
I thought this said 'Santa'. Yeh nah, Santa has a way to go with equal rights. No union for elves, no welfare checks for reindeer.
So, Satan didn't actually go down to Georgia, but to Texas instead? That explains a LOT.
I'm pretty sure that it is exactly the message the church is hoping for.
Load More Replies...You know, the more I read about this Satan dude, the more I like him.
Wait until you hear about his Temple (not his Church of!). They're awesome. Way more Christ-like than Christians, even.
Load More Replies...It's scary when they think they make a point only to make the opposite one.
Like when they try to argue that "God is pro-life!" and "God loves children!" That one's my favorite. God literally murdered hundreds of thousands of children, and we just call it "Passover." But sure, sure, God LOVES babies. Especially when they're sacrificed in His name, at His will.
Load More Replies...don't remember who said it... satan must be a good person because he is PUNISHING all the evil people
Nope. Satan is the first prisoner of hell, he doesn't run the shop. See Dante's Inferno.
Load More Replies...How long did it take to find all the right angles, sppeds, and the sweet spot?
But do you mean the good kind of elf or the fairy-childrenstealing-changling-kind of elf?
Load More Replies...Looks like a sinkhole tried to open up under the tree, only the tree disagreed with that idea.
Looks like one of those Disney scenes where someone’s trying not to fall into a ravine. This majestic tree and all I can see is a llama.
I'm expecting the killer rabbit from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail to come quietly hopping out
i can't even get mine to print envelopes most of the time. pictures take quite a bit of doing also - guess it's just me. gotta' be.
Load More Replies...To proceed to the second floor, please find the area of a right triangle
It appears to be both a right triangle and an isosceles triangle. But with the direction it’s facing, yes.
Load More Replies...Early prototype of the the turbo lift on the Enterprise? I mean, they had to start somewhere.
Exactly. I also hate when people say they have a pic of Cena but there is nothing. Some people just want to confuse us 🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies...I see the bottles follow expected ideals for women of the day. 1957 would be the Marilyn Monroe bottle. Fast-forward to 2010, and I introduce the Kardashian Coke bottle.
Oh man, thought I was original as I was just about to write this same thing, but your comment is already here! Seeing these coke bottles made me immediately think of those charts showing ideal women's (never men's?) body types over the decades. Are we modelled on the coke bottles or the coke bottles on us?
Load More Replies...I was literally looking at this picture three days ago in my art class!
3.5 grams of cocaine in each glass. The initial creation of coca-cola was marketed as the Temperance Drink.
So many puns here—snow sofa, bofa deez nuts, snow for these nuts—the possibilities are endless
Anyone else just wanna faceplant into that ~ it looks so fluffy!
Finally, some more backstory for the first pic! I keep seeing it on BP.
In high school, math taught my brain how to dance. Unfortunately for my dates, the brain did not share this information with the rest of my body.
Hey!! I went to school in Southern California and feel robbed I didn't have him as my teacher, lol
Reminds me of Jordan Catelano from My so called life
Load More Replies...Explaining how he took this gnarly photo of the barrel of a wave.... again... Every year.
But seriously, cool dude. I wish I'd been in his class
Load More Replies...and the bird would be the painting in the backround. also the annoying freind.
"[Cats and dogs] should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people." —April
There was so much more of that scene that was similar, with her talking about blood and death and him talking about what a fun and happy party it would be. One of my favorite episodes, for sure.
Grew up in Australia-thought they were a thing Disney made up. SO excited when I saw the first one in real life.
What places do they not have fireflies (aka lightning bugs)?? It sounds like a lot of places, honestly 😂
Load More Replies...Can confirm first time I saw one of these glowy f*****s, I stared at it like I just discovered the meaning of life (it's 42)
Oh I hope everyone who has never seen fireflies gets to see them one night—in the summer, when there are a bunch of them, it’s magical. It’s even more magical if there is honeysuckle growing nearby, and night blooming jasmine.
You literally describe my childhood. I can still smell the humid dusk air, fireflies, cherry popsicles, and honeysuckle of my summers.
Load More Replies...Awww It's Ray!!! If your nice he'll tell you about the love of his life, Evangeline! <3
Please don't downvote me. When we were kids my uncle taught us how to remove the glowy part ( without killing the bug ) . We would then paint ourselves. I thought it was okay that they got to live. Didn't know I was condemning them to a sexless life. I was ten
We have a variety around here that will blink together, synchronized,to attract more females. It's like one shrub lights up ,then another bunch over here,almost like Christmas lights. But what's cool is if using the headlights on a car or even a flashlight ) torch) , you can get them to blink back to you. I pulled up in a place with my three kids and I noticed the fireflies were very active. So I told the kids to watch, that I could talk to the fireflies. I flashed the headlights on and off one two three, quickly, and everything went dark. I did it again. On my third blink blink. I got the most amazing synchronous light show! The whole area just lit up! I guess it takes a bit for them to get the pattern. But it was amazing. them my youngest asked me what I'd said to the fireflies I told him," I said hello. And they say hello back"
These were so common when I was a kid. I would freak out of excitement if I saw one now... But climate change is a hoax 🙄
That bear will not be smiling if the branch breaks and gets stuck between the legs.
"If that tourist gets just a *little bit" closer, I've got supper tonight!"
I WANT TO HUG THE BEAR. THE BEAR LOOKS SO HAPPY. I WANT TO BE AS HAPPY AS THAT BEAR
This will never work, are they crazy? The bear can't even reach the pedals this way round.
I'm wondering the same thing. Perhaps it's not. It could be the neck is on one side of the trunk.
Load More Replies...The bear is not going to suffocate, it is being responsible and wearing a mask during a pandemic, something any reasonable being would do, get it right!
I've never gave birth to a child and I've never said that woman are frail and breakable. My wife is the strongest person I know. She was in labor (posterior) for 52 hours, pushing for the last 4. No drugs. Then had to have an emergency C-section. Our daughter had a purple ring around a dome on the top back of her head from being pushed into my wife's pelvis bone. Both my wife and daughter recovered fine. She has had 5 more babies since (2 Vbac, 3 emergency C-section) and is my rock, an incredible wife and amazing mother.
Load More Replies...“Lucky for me, I’ve processed all my feelings. And I’ve gone through the five stages of grief: Denial, anger, internet commenting, cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart.” — Leslie Knope
Today while at the local weekend market with my gf, I had a tiny French bulldog puppy put her head on my knee while I was kneeling down to give her pats. I almost cried, it was so cute! When I went to get up tiny pup is like nope, gonna lean my whole body against your leg so you can’t leave! And gave me such a look of betrayal when I had to go, it was adorable 🥹
I will always remember my schoolteacher commenting: 'Stockholm Syndrome at its best'. Why must some people ruin everything?!
You can question things and still like them. Honest. It's okay.
Load More Replies...Gaston isn't A beast, that is too kind. He is a MONSTER.
Load More Replies...Yes, I love to read too! And yes, most of my unrealistic dreams (such as starting barfights) come from reading. So in a way, I do get ideas and start thinking.>:)
You mean to say " people can change"? Why does cancel culture exist?
Because without poor behavior resulting in direct consequences, they don't change. That's why the unkind prince was transformed into a Beast and then had to not just stop being unpleasant but become demonstrably loved before he got to return to normal (which in his case was a privileged monarch in a glorious castle). And he remains cursed for 10 years not just because no one visits, but because he spends all that time yelling and breaking furniture. When he stops that s***, starts being kind, gives Belle gifts and her freedom, and accepts that he has been, as Gaston calls him, a monster - when his actions and behavior show he's become a better person - the smart feminist can look past his horns and claws and the curse of his past is broken.
Load More Replies...It was probably written by the same writer. Sherlock and Doctor Who has the same showrunner, Steven Moffat.
Now I know you know. And I really don't like knowing I know you don't like knowing.
Load More Replies...The guys who directed Sherlock also did a whole bunch of Doctor Who episodes
Both written by Steven (Stephen?) Moffat. So, not surprised that he's reused dialog. Regardless, I love both Sherlock and Dr. WHO.
I think this is a good story. I'm not sure why everyone are talking about cigarettes, though.
Its a reference to a Stephen king novel or something like that.
Load More Replies...My husband is currently getting c**p for not stepping up when we are in the same situation! Left side and all...or none...lol
I thought the left hand was someone putting their hand all weird on the covers. Like they pushed their fingers down but kept the hand up, except different. I now realize I'm an idiot. That is a sweet story tho
#marriage goals! (or should I just *say* hashtag marriage goals?) (yes, I'm older than Star Trek)
She lost it in a crazy bet with The Man From The South. But at least she has a convertible.
inspirational. yet again, science side of tumbler has your back.
Oh no! Don't touch it!!! 😭 Baby deers might be cute, but when spotted lying still must be left alone (not moving and lying still it's best defence strategy for the young ones). (Science side [period, not of tumblr]: baby deer has no smell when born, so that the carnivores cannot find it. Thus the spots on its back, so that the mother can find it in the place where it was left. When touched by human it gets the human smell and might be abandoned by the mother, because she will not go near 'human'...).
Not to mention if the mother catches you, she will stomp the sh*t out of you.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, touching the fawn gives it your smell so mama might end up abandoning it for her own protection. Don't touch cute babies who aren't yours.
Yes! Don't make the mistake of thinking the baby deer is lost or abandoned, and pick it up or move it. It's just waiting for its mom.
Load More Replies...'oh, hello there. I suppose i will inspect these 'fingers' of yours if that is what you may request'
fine. I won't. (2 seconds later) "hear me out guys, what about *scorpions*"
uhhh how can they tell what ethnicity they are from the back. they all look yt to me according to their necks.
Pretty sure it would have just been done for the photos.
Load More Replies...The answer to all of them is “hermaphrodites”. XD
Load More Replies...holding on for dear life maybe... hopefully??
Load More Replies...SHould I say that snails can copulate for twelve hours, or would that be wrecking the moment? Nah, maybe I'll leave that.
I wonder if I should say it came out of the blue and then show myself out immediately
This is a pretty wholesome series of photos. I think puns are welcome here
Load More Replies...I think you might have to explain Blues Clues to a non American
Load More Replies...What the hell did Playdoh ever do to you? Or did you just have a difficult childhood?
we just got a letter, we just got a letter! we just got a letter, I wonder who it's from! *dance*
The right one looks like the one who talks about you behind your back.
I was rising some dough and almost died when I saw this
The bread BTW: C9A6CB77-0...7-jpeg.jpg
I have OCD, but the first picture doesn't bother me for some reason.
Load More Replies...I am feeling much calmer after seeing the second photo. The world is a good place
None of the colors were on color scale rules ,dude re arranged them to be in the proper gradient
Load More Replies...It's always the first thing I do after opening crayons, colored pencils, paints, etc. Clearly, I've found my people at long last.
What if there's some medical emergency going on inside of a locked room with a doorknob like this?
It looks like the slot under the k**b is for a keycard, so I guess someone with a master key could still get in. And if the person who needs to get in doesn't have a key, having the the doorknob available to rattle wouldn't actually help. But yeah, if you're talking about, say, interior doors in a private home, you're probably better off going with the standard button lock that you can pop with a coathanger, for precisely that reason.
Load More Replies...Looks like a hotel door. There are more keys in case of medical emergencies.
I am fascinated by these real-life monsters but also very happy that they don't live where I live, lol. I was able to see one up close (but still through glass) and that was quite an experience.
Load More Replies...You can ship reptiles with minimal harm,this just isn't how to do it.
Load More Replies...tortoise has stumpy flat feet like an elephant for walking in arid regions. This is a turtle, likes water. Terrapin is a river turtle. cleared it up.
Former postal employee, and can confirm it's not the worst thing I've seen. Not even remotely.
My local drive thru carwash only has rainbow soap... the kids love it!!
Load More Replies...The first time I saw a pic of the rainbow soap the caption screamed, “I THINK I JUST HIT A UNICORN!” I laughed waaay too hard.
I wonder if we have that option where I live. I'm going to check the next time my husband and I go; we love carwash too.
May their marriage be as happy as this photo seems.
Load More Replies...All I see is "They're wearing clothes in the water!" :-D
Load More Replies...This photo perfectly shows the difference between being engaged and being married. In one the water's up to your waist. In the other, it's up to your neck.
Gorgeous photo but I am irrationally convinced sharks know where I am at all times and if I were to be in such deep ocean water they would feel the need to feed on me.
also - just for you - i used to go swimming in the atlantic just about every night around 1 or 2 am.
Load More Replies...That's just the effect of the software used to render the film scene, it would have cost Disney more effort to remove the reflection.
Well. I mean. They're in the same digital scene/composition. All the artist has to do is set the glossiness of the eyeball material. Not to **** on it but it's actually not that big a deal.
Disney has a significant training program for their illustrators that concentrates on so much detail that the artists can lip read a person when that person is standing partially turned away. Neck muscles give it away apparently.
Mesmerizing. If I could make time stand still I’d want to lie here for awhile.
I can just imagine touching and it feels like crystals
Load More Replies...There’s a good doc about the guy who pioneered this, he did and still does spend a lot of time getting the living c**p pummeled out of him on a daily basis getting these shots.
I'd like to see the next five photos on his camera roll taken at 0.5 second intervals
I think it's the inside curl of a wave, hopefully with a waterproof camera.
Load More Replies...It's probably frozen water. This does happen to waterfalls in climates with extremely cold climates like MINNESOTA! 🤣
You can get yellow grapes. Think there are 3 varietals that count.
Load More Replies...I thought they were olives that were pretending to be pimento-stuffed.... 😅🤷🏻♀️
Cool prof! My favourite prof just left the college yesterday 😢She found me and came to talk to me said she really like me in class. Told her I will ace my paper for her❤️
I also wish I was f*****g asleep. I'm not laughing at all, its 3a f*****g m
3 a.m. is an unholy hour to be awake. I sometimes wake up at that hour and it sucks a*s.
Load More Replies...It’s hard to tell from the pics, but it could either be an acrylic or epoxy resin cast of a quartz crystal cluster, or an artificially-colored lab-grown crystal. Either way you could probably find a version on Etsy XD unfortunately it’s not a natural crystal, but it’s still gorgeous.
Load More Replies...I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been
"What if we lose?" "You will only win a smaller, silver fiddle. Also I guess I'll kill one of you... uh, him."
did anyone else try to put the next words on here before realizing it was a solo?
When the devil finished johnny said well you're pretty good ol' son but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done
Load More Replies...this is what I think should be played here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
Mine slept together until they were old enough to make their own decision to split. And then still slept together most nights anyway. Keeping them apart seems cruel.
My kids sleep together and they will chatter and misbehave all night. And that is cruel to me because I do not sleep. Make your own decision for your own family, Tina Babe.
Load More Replies...I can see how that one twin is identical, but I'm not so sure about the other one.
i didnt see them holding on at first so i thought they were possessed 😭
Parents should have the option to cryogenically freeze one until the other is two
no. no we are not. the food is worth it.
Load More Replies...He was making bank on her. She literally was the only one keeping his business afloat.
I always wondered about his business model, though. It's probably not a library since no one but Belle reads, but what kind of book store lends out and then gives away their books?
it was probably because no one else in the town reads so he figured he'd make sure the books found a good home.
Load More Replies...The closest thing I could find: https://www.amazon.com/Mushroom-Tent/s?k=Mushroom+Tent
Load More Replies...A blue caterpillar smoking a hookah needs to be sitting on top of this. 🐛
Yeah, these are very cool and I want one BUT they are well expensive. And still just a play tent. I still want one though.
Is it cynical, or optimistic? It could be viewed as creating new life from the death of something. I would have called it 'the phoenix dress'
And as the student has discovered, there's a reason why real-life wedding dresses are either corset-boned or have straps.
Thought this was from a movie for a second. Dude's a hell of a lot more photogenic then I'll ever be
Yeah, looks like it's from an old music video.
Load More Replies...Ngl, this sounds like a fantastic uncle. Where do I get a Goth Anime Legs Uncle-?
goth anime legs uncle goth anime legs uncle goth anime legs uncle
Me when someone knocks the door , me when I realise it’s the postman or Amazon
While it's etymologically inaccurate, I like that the French word for "cheese" is "fromage," and "from age" is how cheese is made.
We have starling flocks like that in the Us, but that's because they're invasive. I didn't know they had big starling flocks over in Europe where they're from
The starlings decided to have some fun and paint the town….well, you know.
He's never going to finish it... He's just going to continue lining his pockets with HBO bucks...
I couldn't bring myself to watch the last season... Should I put myself through it, or should I stay forever in this state of suspended animation?
There are some good scenes, some great conversations, and some terrible ones. If a bad ending will ruin it for you don't watch it. But if you just want to enjoy the spectacle without expectation, its worth watching.
Load More Replies...“How are any of you still breathing” “Don’t worry, George’ll off us soon”
I never got one of these because I hated the idea of not knowing which song I was going to be listening to. What if I'm in the mood for a specific song, am I really going to shuffle through 50+ songs? Naw.
It was nice to have a music player that you could operate by touch without looking at it.
i had a regular i-pod. i saw one of these and would have liked a regular 'shuffle' i think. still use my i-pod.
Load More Replies...You come up with the best lines when you have spent so much time alone.
Load More Replies...Why does our solar system have a sign pointing to earth. Seems like a security issue.
I feel an illogical anthropomorphic affection for the Curiosity rover <3
Me too. It resembles Wall- E and is really adorable looking
Load More Replies...Anybody feeling small and insignificant right now? I'll put the bins out later, 'cause they don't really matter in the scheme of things.
I just see people out there and say “tiny humans”. My brain just breaks at huge scales and I just feel how small everything is in the universe
Load More Replies...This isn’t a random hole, that was were you put your phone. (as in landline) They we’re in homes until the 1950s or so.
He was on a kids show that my children watched growing up called Josh and Drake or Drake and Josh. I can't quite remember which order the names went, but that's where his fame came from. I think it was a Disney show.
Load More Replies...Venus is just so interesting. Did you know that Venus had oceans of liquid water? Venus also rotates backwards and scientists believe that a huge collision caused it. That is also the reason Venus spins extremely slowly
Your username + comment = *chef's kiss* @Whodathunkit 🤣
Load More Replies...“Real facts” did you know that if you buy a tesla you get a free plot of land on mars? /s
Load More Replies...I’m so sorry for accidently commenting to your comment, I was going to comment to someone else but misclicked to your comment. So sorry for this mistake
Load More Replies...I feel like if these two ever get divorced, it'll cause a rift in the space-time continuum.
But like... Didn't he cheat on Sandra Bullock with Blake Lively? Isn't that how their relationship started?? (Could be wrong, don't really remember. It's just ironic, all things considered, if I am remembering things correctly.)
You're not. He never dated Sandra Bullock. He split with Scarlett Johansson in December 2010, they divorced July 2011, and he started dating Blake Lively in October of that year. If he did cheat on Sandra, I doubt she would have congratulated him on winning the Governor General's Performing Arts Award in 2021.
Load More Replies...Client: - Are these strawberries genetically modified? Seller: - No, why do you ask? Strawberry: - Yeah, why do you ask?
That type is quite common in Japan. Can't remember all of them, but one variety is Tosaka.
for a second I didn't realize the trophy was there so by "I could do it" I thought he meant Leo would date someone over 25.
Why did my brai. at 2am go....but she's not wearing a weave...lol
“Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.” From the prophet Shrek.
Considering Disneyland is one of the most popular spots on Earth for the scattering of cremation ashes, the answer is "all over the place".
Load More Replies...They should swap princesses for Sweeney Todd and Jack the Ripper when it’s like that
Not gonna lie, that looks a level in Dark Souls where at the end, a Boss is lurking.
I didn't fall from Heaven. I was barfed up by Satan from the gates of Hell. 😈
To keep the aliens from getting it, after the 5G turns it into the fuel they need to get home.
she's lucky now the illuminati can't read her brainwaves anymore. safe!
Ohhhhh...it took me literally a minute to figure out what was going on here
I just realized how terrible Hiccup's hair is. It's like a wannabe Troy Bolton.
ugm excuse you, Troy Bolton is a wannabe Hiccup thank you very much
Load More Replies...I've been on this hellside for years and these posts are rather cute, tumblr- weird is a very different kind of beast lol
I've been on this hellside for years and these posts are rather cute, tumblr- weird is a very different kind of beast lol
