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Launched fifteen years ago, Tumblr is now often viewed as one of these relics of the internet that make millennials nostalgic. Once prominent and innovative, it fell into the shadow of fellow social media giants, but it may not stay like this for long.

In fact, avid Tumblr fans have recently noticed a weird renaissance in their feeds that are getting weirdly active as if it was 2010 all over again. Astonishingly, Tumblr’s CEO Jeff D’Onofrio told The New Yorker that forty-eight per cent of its active users and sixty-one per cent of its new ones are Generation Z. To put it into perspective, this is the exact demographic that Facebook and Instagram are in fear of losing.

And while people are now (re)discovering the miscellaneous world of Tumblr, various posts shared on the platform both years ago and now get dug up into the bright light of social media. They end up on “The Weird Side Of Tumblr” Facebook page that shares the funniest, weirdest and most wholesome findings. Below we selected quite a few of the best for your entertainment, so pull your seat closer.

#1

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traveling-madness Report

Jonathan Widdowson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its great because it shows how much its been normalised in our minds, just as it should be.

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Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It never was a thing. "Homophobes" aren't afraid; they're bigots who feel they can dictate how others conduct their privates lives, and they usually dictate this from their moral high horse built of adultery and multiple divorces.

Carolee Samuda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was wondering what weird laws existed that it was illegal to have your pet in your wedding party.

Huddo's sister
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are! My uncle and aunt were similarly lucky a few years ago when they got married in botanical gardens- a rainbow even came out as they said their vows!

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Wilko Lunenburg
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me way longer and I had to read the comments before I got it.

Ann Dennis
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that wedding picture is the most beautiful I've ever seen!

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    #2

    Weird-Side-Of-Tumblr-Posts

    theweirdsideoftumblr Report

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd marry her in an instant (and I'm cisgender)!

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nO tHaT wOuLd MeSs Up YoUr StRiNgS dOnT pLaY wItH iT

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    #3

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    sunshine-and-darling Report

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a water color painting

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submit it to NASA's Astronomy picture of the Day (APOD). They'll love it.

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m lost for words it’s so gorgeous

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the most surreal and beautiful thing I've ever seen

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing stuff like that makes me wish my husband's grandmother was still alive. She started painting in her 70's and she was amazing. She could have done a replica of this one for me.

    JustAFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks AI generated (not that I doubt this is real. I've been messing with this AI art generator these past couple days, and the "vibrant" setting looks a lot like this. Here it is, if anyone's interested: https://app.wombo.art/

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! I wonder how they compiled this image. Anyone have an idea?

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    Tumblr was launched around the same time as Facebook (2004) and Twitter (2006), in 2007, so it was not always behind. In fact, it was built to be a simple social blogging platform, but its multimedia approach set it apart. It was about the time when users were getting their cell phones, so they could take a photo and upload it straight on their Tumblr.

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    #4

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    amagicalbridgeofhopeandwonder Report

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random reply, but I noticed you're #12 right now on BP's weekly top users! Congrats! 🥳

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically after all these years, the dog has still remained the perfect size to hug.

    Jiya Agrawal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog still doesn't know what the boy is trying to do to him😂

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    #5

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    i-smell-apples Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Cat or hat, who cares, I love it!!

    Riley Warrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If cuteness could kill....oh wait, it can.

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you've tested me for the last time deborah"

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deborah! You were 12 seconds late with the food! (Not against the Deborahs of the world)

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can all hate me shortly. "A baby cat doo doo doo doo, baby cat doo doo doo doo"

    CindyLouWho1209
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So darned cute! Bitey Shark! 🦈

    Jontelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat looks like a baby! Squishy, squishy 😙

    Not PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does she bite better now?

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    #6

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    cartoondick Report

    Linus G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he is the Branch Manager after all.

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude trained a tree while i could barley train my dog 😂

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be terrified that I would break my chair sitting in it - not an easy repair.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the croc-hate?

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also wearing something that looks similar to Japanese samue, a kind of loose casual clothing.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be wearing crocs with booty shorts, a crop top, and a kimono and that chair would still be awesome.

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could branch out with this idea, and grow them to order.

    SoloDadof3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people and their corcphobic selves!

    Tofu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not corcphobic, but I'm definitely crocphobic! I'm just teasing you!

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    The appeal of Tumblr also had to do with the fact that users could design their own home pages; post text, images, gifs, or videos; and follow a feed of others doing the same. It became home to endless personalized moodboards that best reflect each user’s personality, whether by music, images or gifs.

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    #7

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    rozalynpaige Report

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah cmon bro crabs need privacy too

    Felicia Verdade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. But does it affect the way the crab lives and survives

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some various points in that bulbous structure, the glass forms a concave shape on the inside that focuses the sunlight like a magnifying glass and creates a localized heat. I'm certain this would kill the crab.

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    JustAFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Bangs on door* FBI OPEN UP

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is interesting, but my first thought was how heavy glass is. Is there any transparent material suitable for 3D printing?

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    way back - i saw a cow with a transparent panel surgically installed on one side. to see the insides working.

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    AKRaven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they quit throwing stones….

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there should be laws about this kind of thing /j

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    #8

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    rockboci Report

    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like mice, but Queenie won me over. The übermouse of all mice

    rhubarb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the ears are perfect xD

    Tina Oz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ARE you so CUTE?!!!!!!!!!

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely the mousiest mouse that has ever moused.

    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bite out of the left ear wasn't me! Or was it? 🤔💕

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had pet mice growing up. They're just like tiny dogs!

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    #9

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    jinjojess Report

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We walked past a storefront today with mannequins in the window and my two year old was hysterically laughing- "look mommy they no have any heads!" Lol.

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like the opening scene of a horror movie, followed by '26 years later...'

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I knew how to fall glamorously. Alas, I only know how to fall like a clumsy sack full of butter.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not alone. **sigh** You are not alone.

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always out for attention, that Jerry.

    Trash_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put basketball jerseys on them it would be like a foul during an NBA game

    Sharon Marcus Geller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it that it’s the male mannequin in the seductive posture on the floor, usually would be the female

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've had it with you jerry!! leave the people alone!"

    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this lay me out? 🤣

    kat lia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't have heads and for some reason i can see the mannequins's facial expression.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got Amy Schumer pranking Kim and Kanye on the red carpet vibes, lol! 2022-05-29...839a7b.jpg 2022-05-29-1-62939b9839a7b.jpg

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    In 2018, the world changed for Tumblr. The passing of the federal SESTA-FOSTA law to ostensibly combat sex trafficking, and issues with Apple’s App Store and its provisions against apps containing adult content, led to Tumblr enacting a ban on NSFW content across the platform. This was followed by an uproar as Tumblr was home to many established communities devoted to real-life and illustrative erotica, so they spoke out against the restrictions.

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    But since the ban, media coverage of Tumblr focused on the decline of the website. For example, in 2019, Business Insider reported Tumblr’s unique monthly visitors had decreased by more than 20% in the year.

    #10

    Weird-Side-Of-Tumblr-Posts

    theweirdsideoftumblr Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *searches for crayons and matches*

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This almost inspired me to go out and buy crayons for 'just in case' and then I realised if I'm going to the shops, I might as well buy candles and a torch instead.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the movie The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming: "The Russians are coming; everyone to get out of the street!"

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...everybody to get from street!" Alan Arkin was so funny in that scene.

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason why this works is because of the wrapper. If you try to make a candle out of melted crayons with a wick... it doesn't work. Well, it'll work but very poorly with a tiny flame that eventually snuffs itself out. If you want to colour a candle with crayons, the crayons can only be up to around 1/3 of the total wax content in order to function well.

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    #11

    Weird-Side-Of-Tumblr-Posts

    theweirdsideoftumblr Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's - what - a rope he's hoisted himself along? He deserves that birdseed.

    Kelli Crackel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? That bear's out here doing acrobatics for birdseed. He's earned it.

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    CrazyDogLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell do you feed the squirrels that they grow so big?

    Zoecat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bear is f***ing committed

    BamBoo Mo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang! Forget my bushy tail costume. Think anybody noticed?

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    #12

    Weird-Side-Of-Tumblr-Posts

    theweirdsideoftumblr Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, laughing at the rest of the pack. 😜

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    John Topper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were all impressed when gorillas figured out how to use sticks, meanwhile hyenas figured out AA guns.

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hyenas are evolving. Soon, nowhere will be safe.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Y'all stay back, y'hear! I haven't even finished eating the first wing yet."

    Dead Died Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't take down anything bigger than a Cessna though.

    Lewis Fisher Wells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is hyena actual I have spotted a Cessna on an attack course permission to intercept sir

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an odd coincidence, I was watching Scar's villain song on YT last night and it was only then that the idea and imagery of a mass hyena uprising struck me as absolutely bone-chilling. Been fine with it for 30 years but now have to add it to the list of things I'll be thinking about at 2:47am. Especially now that I'm aware they can take down a Cessna. Be prepared, you guys.

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    Meanwhile, Allegra Rosenberg, a writer at Fansplaining, argues that reports of Tumblr’s death have been greatly exaggerated. “While Tumblr was certainly known in some circles for being a haven for NSFW content, that was certainly never all there was to it. For every user that decamped for greener, smuttier pastures when the ban was put into place, there was another user that simply shrugged their shoulders and kept on blogging,” she said.

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    #13

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    keepcalmnreblog-blog Report

    Tina B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems so..... Finland.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a male swimmer who knits between races at the summer Olympic too.

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Daly, he sells knitting patterns etc too

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    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sad that not more men try knitting, stitching and the like as hobby because they think it is for women only. It is calming, not overly expensive in material and you have something to show off later. Try It, you might like it!

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only men. My friend makes fun of me for knitting saying it's an old lady activity. I've always wanted to learn, but never did until last year, and I'm pretty good for a beginner. It calms me down, I have about 346329 scarfs now and just finished my first sweater. Couldn't be prouder of myself. I say, men, women, no matter the age, if it makes you happy and it isn't a crime, do it, people will criticize everything, so why care?

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    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we gotta hang in there guys! This world has so much potential for pure unadulterated awesomeness. 💟

    Adriana Loborec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knitting is supposed to be very calming, or so I heard.

    The lesbian knitting panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah it is, except for when you make a mistake then it's more stressful than getting your exam results back lol, its still fun though :)

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as cute as Tom Daley knitting as he awaited his turn to dive at the Tokyo Olympics

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard they did this as a means of unwinding, relaxation

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with knitting? A useful endeavor.

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    #14

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    in-viiisible Report

    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone set up the grandma olympics please it would be awesome

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there's my sport. My two six years and seven years old grandsons, call me MEMAWBOT. I was explaining to them,that I have a lot of metal In my body because the Drs have decided a long time ago that it was just better if memaw got metal bones. Luke,with a star struck look, says, " memaw, you're part robot?" I said yes you can say that. He turned to his older brother and said, " I told you she was cool. That's MEMAWBOT!" Yes I would buy him anything he wants. His brother too.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure my grandma would take the gold in quietly spilling family tea while looking very concerned but secretly she lives for it.

    Destiney Haddox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to my grandma's house after I had dinner but she made dinner. So guess who had two dinners that night?! This girl. Haha, it's a grandma thing and I love her.

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the grandma olympics vs. grandkid olympics would blow everyone out of the water. My mom took my then tiny kid to the grocery store and ran into a friend. Kid was in the cart and my mom said to her friend, this is my granchild (insert kid's name) and then to my kid, "this is my friend (insert friend's name)". My kid looked at my mom's friend, pointed at my mom and said "and this is MY friend, Grandma"." Such a special relationship. Mom and I were never that close. Guess sometimes it skips a generation.

    CindyLouWho1209
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, my grandma was so cheap, she would have gotten me a tea and a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup and tell me I still owed her money whether I did or not. That's the way she ended up being rich.

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma would tell me my fata** doesn't need chocolate.

    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh the days when 2 dollars bought something.

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    mistraeum Report

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I live here? just... in the picture please? I'm not asking for much...

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, don't worry about the gators and water moccasins.

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    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The iridescence... Makes me wonder if there was a film of oil on the water?

    Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, from the decomposition of organic matter.

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    Charlotte Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We finally did it! The gays have contaminated the water supply.

    Tempest120
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all this time those fools have worried about vaccines turning them!

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably not oil pollution; swamps have natural stuff that forms the iridescence.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that in real life! It's amazing. :D

    Zoecat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a fantasy world, so cool.

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While really beautiful, isn't this oil on the water reflecting the colors?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it's often "natural" oil that has come from the trees rather than the bad, polluting kind.

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    Raye West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Skrek finally let Donkey decorate the swamp...

    JACKSON NIESE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chemicals in the water are turning the friggin' lakes gay!

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    Rosenberg argues that contrary to everyone’s expectations, “Tumblr users have stuck around en masse, making the kind of sardonic posts the platform’s long been known for, all the while feeling like survivors in a post-apocalyptic landscape. And if you know where to look, you can still spot new blogs being started by young teens, a constant injection of youthful activity into the platform.”

    #16

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    theweirdsideoftumblr Report

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that will go great with whatever she chooses to wear.

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid lockdown in Melbourne made me do this to my dining table... Dog and apple cider for scale, because I didn't have a banana. IMG_202112...a37fc8.jpg IMG_20211227_222742703-6292fd8a37fc8.jpg

    Tonya Wallace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bee-you-tee-full!!! I wish I had talent like that.

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    Jontelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could make a living painting casts. Just sayin’…

    Jim Berard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and everyone clapped (well, except for mum)

    Tina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starry night is actually not difficult to create a reasonable emulation of.

    AuCid0
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, That ROCKS. What A Good Artist The Mother Has! It Would Be Gorgeous With Whatev Clothes At The Dinner Party.

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    Natalia.riddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the taxi driver seeing as the husband is in the back seat? But it still doesn't explain why the taxi driver is so happy...

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah the fact they don't care that their husband is being [dog?kid?] napped by a random pedestrian is wild.

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. - I thought since it said my dog (and husband) the comment back implied the dog was the husband (thus, who is the guy with the glasses?)

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    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever she calls her dog, I still think it's sweet that they are both so happy to see her unexpectedly like that. I once saw my husband on a business lunch when I entered a restaurant. He waved at me, introduced me and asked for a kiss. Then I went to eat my lunch with my colleagues.

    CrazyDogLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a private driver 🤷😅

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he's just my husband's driver. Cool guy too.

    Bonny Saxon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the dog came first

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this said 'Santa'. Yeh nah, Santa has a way to go with equal rights. No union for elves, no welfare checks for reindeer.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Satan didn't actually go down to Georgia, but to Texas instead? That explains a LOT.

    kath morgan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure this delivers the message the church is hoping for

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that it is exactly the message the church is hoping for.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, the more I read about this Satan dude, the more I like him.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you hear about his Temple (not his Church of!). They're awesome. Way more Christ-like than Christians, even.

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    Alan Strachan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more religious anti gay c**p!

    Queen Boudicca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it was Lilith. Satan was the first unionizer.

    Asher Tye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's scary when they think they make a point only to make the opposite one.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when they try to argue that "God is pro-life!" and "God loves children!" That one's my favorite. God literally murdered hundreds of thousands of children, and we just call it "Passover." But sure, sure, God LOVES babies. Especially when they're sacrificed in His name, at His will.

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    d bradley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't remember who said it... satan must be a good person because he is PUNISHING all the evil people

    APL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Satan is the first prisoner of hell, he doesn't run the shop. See Dante's Inferno.

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    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s was the best explanation of any thing ever

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did it take to find all the right angles, sppeds, and the sweet spot?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now I have to try this, I do not believe it.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it’s just passing a lot of gas.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok...think I might try this...if I do, I'll report back later.

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they've always got you back.... woosh

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just KNOW an elf or something similar lives under there.

    Party Poison
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you mean the good kind of elf or the fairy-childrenstealing-changling-kind of elf?

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    Taryn Bailey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a sinkhole tried to open up under the tree, only the tree disagreed with that idea.

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those Disney scenes where someone’s trying not to fall into a ravine. This majestic tree and all I can see is a llama.

    Dragonmonkey17
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm expecting the killer rabbit from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail to come quietly hopping out

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the strange need to give the tree privacy

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tree version of 'the floor is made of lava'.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet I plant a tree in the yard, give it good soil and compost, water it and it dies.

    Aimee Lou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been here! It's absolutely amazing!

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    Gabi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally, he wrote it there.

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    WoodenLion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't even get mine to print envelopes most of the time. pictures take quite a bit of doing also - guess it's just me. gotta' be.

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    boredpandaki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The printer was set to 'cheating notes' preferences ;)

    Sarah Stalder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Accidentally' lol but it's still funny.

    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hear it for the Prof's sense of humor!

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    Kalmar (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To proceed to the second floor, please find the area of a right triangle

    Zoecat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our elevators go all kinds of ways… upways down ways and slantways!!!

    Fake Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right triangle. It goes right triangle.

    GetKrilled
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears to be both a right triangle and an isosceles triangle. But with the direction it’s facing, yes.

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    Anjali Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME AND MY SISTER WATCHED THIS MOVIE JUST LAST NIGHT

    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lick them. They taste like snozzcumber

    Tofu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I even saw the captions, I thought, "It's the Wonka-vator!"

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early prototype of the the turbo lift on the Enterprise? I mean, they had to start somewhere.

    Lisa Valen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be SO confused and spend way too much time contemplating.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whyd you just post the same picture twice?

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I also hate when people say they have a pic of Cena but there is nothing. Some people just want to confuse us 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The princess at the bottom has more bling.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you calling Thor a princess?

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    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that Coca-Cola bottle shape

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the bottles follow expected ideals for women of the day. 1957 would be the Marilyn Monroe bottle. Fast-forward to 2010, and I introduce the Kardashian Coke bottle.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, thought I was original as I was just about to write this same thing, but your comment is already here! Seeing these coke bottles made me immediately think of those charts showing ideal women's (never men's?) body types over the decades. Are we modelled on the coke bottles or the coke bottles on us?

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1915 on coke-ain.. get it?... no? I'll see myself out.

    DDmaybeandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me literally laugh out loud.

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, with Coke instead of coke.

    Purplescales
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1957 shape is what looks most correct.

    LesPenguin2224
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was literally looking at this picture three days ago in my art class!

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3.5 grams of cocaine in each glass. The initial creation of coca-cola was marketed as the Temperance Drink.

    Scott Crowell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't it in 1915 that Sir mix-a-lot hit baby got back dropped?

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else remember when they brought out the coke bottle designed from Pamela Andersons measurements?...... Just something else I wish I'd kept to flog on ebay, to a coke enthusiast obviously as I don't think pam has fans nowadays.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here it would be a 'cold couch' .... making it just a 'couch'

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first who sits there get to have a butt face.

    Skater Chick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many puns here—snow sofa, bofa deez nuts, snow for these nuts—the possibilities are endless

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao I almost screamed SNOWFA at my computer

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DARE YOU TO SIT ON IT!!

    Idk what to name myself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else just wanna faceplant into that ~ it looks so fluffy!

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, some more backstory for the first pic! I keep seeing it on BP.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school, math taught my brain how to dance. Unfortunately for my dates, the brain did not share this information with the rest of my body.

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't get paid enough for this.."

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!! I went to school in Southern California and feel robbed I didn't have him as my teacher, lol

    222srphn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    off topic but the guy looking back and smiling in picture 1 is kindaaa

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Jordan Catelano from My so called life

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who surfs the wave facing it?

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explaining how he took this gnarly photo of the barrel of a wave.... again... Every year.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously, cool dude. I wish I'd been in his class

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    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and no retirement money to show for it.

    Erica Cochrane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the first pic he looks like Jim carey.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the bird would be the painting in the backround. also the annoying freind.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "[Cats and dogs] should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people." —April

    DenjiSimp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aubrey plaza is so pretty 🥺

    Paul Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was so much more of that scene that was similar, with her talking about blood and death and him talking about what a fun and happy party it would be. One of my favorite episodes, for sure.

    Aélia Potter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat would be like « stop. Ruining. All. Of. My. THREATS!!! »

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    Ellie Rosser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grew up in Australia-thought they were a thing Disney made up. SO excited when I saw the first one in real life.

    Grace Austin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What places do they not have fireflies (aka lightning bugs)?? It sounds like a lot of places, honestly 😂

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    Hyde and Seek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm first time I saw one of these glowy f*****s, I stared at it like I just discovered the meaning of life (it's 42)

    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I hope everyone who has never seen fireflies gets to see them one night—in the summer, when there are a bunch of them, it’s magical. It’s even more magical if there is honeysuckle growing nearby, and night blooming jasmine.

    Shauna Voigt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You literally describe my childhood. I can still smell the humid dusk air, fireflies, cherry popsicles, and honeysuckle of my summers.

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    Snowfoxrox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww It's Ray!!! If your nice he'll tell you about the love of his life, Evangeline! <3

    Beck
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders should do this. So we know where they are.

    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't downvote me. When we were kids my uncle taught us how to remove the glowy part ( without killing the bug ) . We would then paint ourselves. I thought it was okay that they got to live. Didn't know I was condemning them to a sexless life. I was ten

    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love fireflies! Not a big fan of bugs, but these and dragonflies are both too cool to not love!

    viv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello, on behalf of all Aussies... tHEse aRe SOo FReAkIng AmazINg!!

    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a variety around here that will blink together, synchronized,to attract more females. It's like one shrub lights up ,then another bunch over here,almost like Christmas lights. But what's cool is if using the headlights on a car or even a flashlight ) torch) , you can get them to blink back to you. I pulled up in a place with my three kids and I noticed the fireflies were very active. So I told the kids to watch, that I could talk to the fireflies. I flashed the headlights on and off one two three, quickly, and everything went dark. I did it again. On my third blink blink. I got the most amazing synchronous light show! The whole area just lit up! I guess it takes a bit for them to get the pattern. But it was amazing. them my youngest asked me what I'd said to the fireflies I told him," I said hello. And they say hello back"

    Alessa Gillespie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were so common when I was a kid. I would freak out of excitement if I saw one now... But climate change is a hoax 🙄

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    Ben Moss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s smiling because he just s**t in the woods, thereby confirming to himself he is indeed a bear

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bear will not be smiling if the branch breaks and gets stuck between the legs.

    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If that tourist gets just a *little bit" closer, I've got supper tonight!"

    Raena Celis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is literally smiling. How can this not be the cutest thing ever?

    Just E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More proof that climbing a tree to escape a bear is useless!

    Tired Haymay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT TO HUG THE BEAR. THE BEAR LOOKS SO HAPPY. I WANT TO BE AS HAPPY AS THAT BEAR

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the very definition of determination.

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will never work, are they crazy? The bear can't even reach the pedals this way round.

    Zoecat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is the head going through the trunk??

    John Montgomery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering the same thing. Perhaps it's not. It could be the neck is on one side of the trunk.

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    Kayleigh A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just a mask, he doesn’t want to get Covid-19!

    Asher Tye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won the prize, I'm taking it home dammit.

    Adit Danhorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bear is not going to suffocate, it is being responsible and wearing a mask during a pandemic, something any reasonable being would do, get it right!

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bugs in his mouth but bugs in his @$$.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said every man who never gave birth to a child.

    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never gave birth to a child and I've never said that woman are frail and breakable. My wife is the strongest person I know. She was in labor (posterior) for 52 hours, pushing for the last 4. No drugs. Then had to have an emergency C-section. Our daughter had a purple ring around a dome on the top back of her head from being pushed into my wife's pelvis bone. Both my wife and daughter recovered fine. She has had 5 more babies since (2 Vbac, 3 emergency C-section) and is my rock, an incredible wife and amazing mother.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Lucky for me, I’ve processed all my feelings. And I’ve gone through the five stages of grief: Denial, anger, internet commenting, cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart.” — Leslie Knope

    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤️ Leslie is my hero! Also, didn't he have a calendar tracking her periods?

    Safy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leslie Knope is the best.

    Chilli
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or perhaps your marriage?

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's true. If you watch cop reality shows they all need help to take down a bad guy

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    KombatBunni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today while at the local weekend market with my gf, I had a tiny French bulldog puppy put her head on my knee while I was kneeling down to give her pats. I almost cried, it was so cute! When I went to get up tiny pup is like nope, gonna lean my whole body against your leg so you can’t leave! And gave me such a look of betrayal when I had to go, it was adorable 🥹

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty,U are so 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this cat. i want this cat. i love this cat. THIS CAT

    Salty Wild Hair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should feel loved. That is the rare holding of paws.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take that, you overgrown lizard!"

    Naomi Patton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the idea that giant hedgehogs took out dinosaurs

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, no giant meteor, but giant hedgehogs?

    John Topper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sonic the hedgehog's origin story was surprisingly dark.

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next great dinosaur movie!!

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    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can this be the new movie cover? can we get Disney on the line??

    Just Browsing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always remember my schoolteacher commenting: 'Stockholm Syndrome at its best'. Why must some people ruin everything?!

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can question things and still like them. Honest. It's okay.

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    Asher Tye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the end, it turned out Gaston was the beast.

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This begs the question...which is truly the beast?

    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaston isn't A beast, that is too kind. He is a MONSTER.

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    Riley Warrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I love to read too! And yes, most of my unrealistic dreams (such as starting barfights) come from reading. So in a way, I do get ideas and start thinking.>:)

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well how the hell are they going to read the recipes

    Sabrina Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean to say " people can change"? Why does cancel culture exist?

    Philler Space
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because without poor behavior resulting in direct consequences, they don't change. That's why the unkind prince was transformed into a Beast and then had to not just stop being unpleasant but become demonstrably loved before he got to return to normal (which in his case was a privileged monarch in a glorious castle). And he remains cursed for 10 years not just because no one visits, but because he spends all that time yelling and breaking furniture. When he stops that s***, starts being kind, gives Belle gifts and her freedom, and accepts that he has been, as Gaston calls him, a monster - when his actions and behavior show he's become a better person - the smart feminist can look past his horns and claws and the curse of his past is broken.

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    Roe Rainrunner
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    3 years ago

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    But the beast was once a prince who was very arrogant. Why do we all forget about it?

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    beesechurger elite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know, and I really don’t like not knowing.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steven Moffat was responsible for both shows at the time.

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably written by the same writer. Sherlock and Doctor Who has the same showrunner, Steven Moffat.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. And I really don't like knowing

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know you know. And I really don't like knowing I know you don't like knowing.

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    Tofu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clicked on the comments just to see how many people would repeat the phrase. I lost count! lol

    Winter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3-year-old would say, "can you not keep saying I don't know all the time?!"

    Kerryming Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys who directed Sherlock also did a whole bunch of Doctor Who episodes

    CelticElff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both written by Steven (Stephen?) Moffat. So, not surprised that he's reused dialog. Regardless, I love both Sherlock and Dr. WHO.

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So one script, only about a dozen actors, and five locations. Lol

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    Brenda Burkemper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she lose her pinky because he couldn't quit smoking?

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a good story. I'm not sure why everyone are talking about cigarettes, though.

    Emie N.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a reference to a Stephen king novel or something like that.

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    katrina hunt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this for her

    Cyn Rielley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is currently getting c**p for not stepping up when we are in the same situation! Left side and all...or none...lol

    Candy_Sneke!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the left hand was someone putting their hand all weird on the covers. Like they pushed their fingers down but kept the hand up, except different. I now realize I'm an idiot. That is a sweet story tho

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no idiot - sometimes it takes some lookin"

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    Julia Mckinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #marriage goals! (or should I just *say* hashtag marriage goals?) (yes, I'm older than Star Trek)

    Who - me?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie "Cat's Eye" is a classic!

    Rebecca Joan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She lost it in a crazy bet with The Man From The South. But at least she has a convertible.

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    Justice
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Don't touch it!!! 😭 Baby deers might be cute, but when spotted lying still must be left alone (not moving and lying still it's best defence strategy for the young ones). (Science side [period, not of tumblr]: baby deer has no smell when born, so that the carnivores cannot find it. Thus the spots on its back, so that the mother can find it in the place where it was left. When touched by human it gets the human smell and might be abandoned by the mother, because she will not go near 'human'...).

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention if the mother catches you, she will stomp the sh*t out of you.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can the science of tumblr explain why it's so heckin' cute?

    Anne-Sophie Dumetz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, touching the fawn gives it your smell so mama might end up abandoning it for her own protection. Don't touch cute babies who aren't yours.

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully they left it there!

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Don't make the mistake of thinking the baby deer is lost or abandoned, and pick it up or move it. It's just waiting for its mom.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'oh, hello there. I suppose i will inspect these 'fingers' of yours if that is what you may request'

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid idiot shouldn't touch wild animals. The parents might not accept it anymore

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fine. I won't. (2 seconds later) "hear me out guys, what about *scorpions*"

    aiyshag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhh how can they tell what ethnicity they are from the back. they all look yt to me according to their necks.

    Sylvanticx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... how many people can we braid together?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, fine. Forget spiders. Use snakes.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but use tarantulas so they can braid their little hairs, too.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You. Are. So. Mean. That's evil genious

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    Planetamy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this comment is why girls ignore boys

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why??? How can you even walk tied like this?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it would have just been done for the photos.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer to all of them is “hermaphrodites”. XD

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    KDS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’ll never let go Jack”

    viv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I FREAKING LOVE SNAILS!!!

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHould I say that snails can copulate for twelve hours, or would that be wrecking the moment? Nah, maybe I'll leave that.

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They prefer "kissing" over drowning. Call me romantic.

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to do something this romantic but unfortunately, the cherry would be crushed under my shoes 😂

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    Plenty Pineapples
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if I should say it came out of the blue and then show myself out immediately

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty wholesome series of photos. I think puns are welcome here

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extreme episode of Blue's Clues

    Tabernus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might have to explain Blues Clues to a non American

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell did Playdoh ever do to you? Or did you just have a difficult childhood?

    Alexis minnix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When blues clues lose their clues

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green hasn't seen, blue has no clue..

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we just got a letter, we just got a letter! we just got a letter, I wonder who it's from! *dance*

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue shall prevail! A salute to blue.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me it's hot without telling me it's hot

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for the one in the middle - she's the leader.

    Java Addict
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right one looks like the one who talks about you behind your back.

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    Snowfoxrox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm well into my 40's and giggling like a 12 year old boy at this.

    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm well into my 50s and I'm doing the same!

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    Richard White
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun....

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised it the censor fairies didn't go to town with this one

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money don't jiggle jiggle. It fold.

    Luna Rue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally was singing that in my head haha

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    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the can be c***s. Oh excuse my British accent

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    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS reorganize packs of pens, crayons, whatever, because of this

    Kevin Teng
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have OCD, but the first picture doesn't bother me for some reason.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am feeling much calmer after seeing the second photo. The world is a good place

    Grace Austin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This warms my ocd-plagued heart 😊

    Winter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do this recently with a box of 40 Crayola markers. They had different shades of all the colors haphazardly scattered amongst the cardboard sleeves!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a mobile game of this same thing: I Heart Hue.

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally so confused. on many levels.

    Hyde and Seek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the colors were on color scale rules ,dude re arranged them to be in the proper gradient

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    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the right side; it looks like my closet.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always the first thing I do after opening crayons, colored pencils, paints, etc. Clearly, I've found my people at long last.

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if there's some medical emergency going on inside of a locked room with a doorknob like this?

    Alex Boyd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the slot under the k**b is for a keycard, so I guess someone with a master key could still get in. And if the person who needs to get in doesn't have a key, having the the doorknob available to rattle wouldn't actually help. But yeah, if you're talking about, say, interior doors in a private home, you're probably better off going with the standard button lock that you can pop with a coathanger, for precisely that reason.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door will decide if you are worthy

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a hotel door. There are more keys in case of medical emergencies.

    Vaa10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be pretty useful to me, because somehow my cat learned how to open a door jumping in the doorknob. I have to lock the door if I don't want her enter, but she just broke the doorknob due to how much she jumps

    Salty RI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the future of AI run prisons.

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    Romenriel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fascinated by these real-life monsters but also very happy that they don't live where I live, lol. I was able to see one up close (but still through glass) and that was quite an experience.

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    CindyLouWho1209
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a terrible thing to do to a living animal! 😪

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this legal? It shouldn't be.

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵I want to break free🎵

    Ogre Juan Canolli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Harmless"? I Think The Box Would "Disagree"

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tortoise has stumpy flat feet like an elephant for walking in arid regions. This is a turtle, likes water. Terrapin is a river turtle. cleared it up.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former postal employee, and can confirm it's not the worst thing I've seen. Not even remotely.

    Theo C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor little boxturtle....i'll see myself out

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    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a dude does this with me, we are getting married. Y'all are invited

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! This is a thing?

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local drive thru carwash only has rainbow soap... the kids love it!!

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    Melissa Boufford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I saw a pic of the rainbow soap the caption screamed, “I THINK I JUST HIT A UNICORN!” I laughed waaay too hard.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's just a car parked under a tree at a skittles factory.

    June’s Very Own
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really love rainbow soap. Don’t even judge me pls

    Lisa Valen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know there was rainbow soap?

    Carlota
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is rainbow soap a thing? I had no idea

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if we have that option where I live. I'm going to check the next time my husband and I go; we love carwash too.

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    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All jokes aside that’s and amazing photo

    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May their marriage be as happy as this photo seems.

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    Roe Rainrunner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is "They're wearing clothes in the water!" :-D

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    Not PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staged. She's standing very still. Not jumping or screaming or putting her hands to her face. Oh yeah, photographer.

    DaisyGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was on BP a while back for excessive photoshopping

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo perfectly shows the difference between being engaged and being married. In one the water's up to your waist. In the other, it's up to your neck.

    Purplescales
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous photo but I am irrationally convinced sharks know where I am at all times and if I were to be in such deep ocean water they would feel the need to feed on me.

    WoodenLion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also - just for you - i used to go swimming in the atlantic just about every night around 1 or 2 am.

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    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another idiot bending the knee. Wait until he divorces her a couple years later. He'll be regretting it.

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    June’s Very Own
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s bloody hilarious I’m in tears 😭

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know some things are best.. just left alone... forever..

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful… you do that too many times and it becomes permanent.

    Zoecat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like the cover of a new horror series

    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Funny a/f but still, thanks for the nightmares 😆

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookie looks good as you...you as the cookie, not so much

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That artist has an eye for detail. 😚

    Trond Øien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ray-tracing rendering will do that.

    Frank Ropen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the effect of the software used to render the film scene, it would have cost Disney more effort to remove the reflection.

    Taylor Carroll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. I mean. They're in the same digital scene/composition. All the artist has to do is set the glossiness of the eyeball material. Not to **** on it but it's actually not that big a deal.

    Salty Wild Hair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney has a significant training program for their illustrators that concentrates on so much detail that the artists can lip read a person when that person is standing partially turned away. Neck muscles give it away apparently.

    Yogi's mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye can't believe you just said that!

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    Jontelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mesmerizing. If I could make time stand still I’d want to lie here for awhile.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine touching and it feels like crystals

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    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a good doc about the guy who pioneered this, he did and still does spend a lot of time getting the living c**p pummeled out of him on a daily basis getting these shots.

    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, those rival photography gangs don't mess around.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see the next five photos on his camera roll taken at 0.5 second intervals

    Faith Treiss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could freeze time right there and walk though that

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the inside curl of a wave, hopefully with a waterproof camera.

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    Lisa Arrowood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably frozen water. This does happen to waterfalls in climates with extremely cold climates like MINNESOTA! 🤣

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like what Moses did? Wow.

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patience, perseverance, & a waterproof camera.

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    viv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP QUESTIONING THE GRAPES LIFE CHOICES!!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m kinda worried that someone thinks grapes are yellow XD

    Remi Flynne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get yellow grapes. Think there are 3 varietals that count.

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    BamBoo Mo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that animal testing of cosmetics was a thing of the past.

    Kyle D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would grapes wear lipstick ? Just cause, they don't need a raisin.

    DoubleHeartDoctor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were olives that were pretending to be pimento-stuffed.... 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

    Jahnavi Rekhapalli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕘𝕦𝕣𝕝𝕤

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chipstick? chickstick?

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool prof! My favourite prof just left the college yesterday 😢She found me and came to talk to me said she really like me in class. Told her I will ace my paper for her❤️

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now go by 'bro' if anyone is asking

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also wish I was f*****g asleep. I'm not laughing at all, its 3a f*****g m

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 a.m. is an unholy hour to be awake. I sometimes wake up at that hour and it sucks a*s.

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    Vinita Talaulikar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't keep a 3 am alarm. Need my deep sleep..

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO! DP came out of my nose when I read that

    rhubarb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reading this at 5:06 am xD

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The solid state of rainbows, for when they get really cold

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s hard to tell from the pics, but it could either be an acrylic or epoxy resin cast of a quartz crystal cluster, or an artificially-colored lab-grown crystal. Either way you could probably find a version on Etsy XD unfortunately it’s not a natural crystal, but it’s still gorgeous.

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    Missy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original eternity stone!

    Kevin Garren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will give you mystic powers, yes?

    Tired_Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see a Lego face in the second one?

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The violin design is pretty impressive, too.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What if we lose?" "You will only win a smaller, silver fiddle. Also I guess I'll kill one of you... uh, him."

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone else try to put the next words on here before realizing it was a solo?

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the devil finished johnny said well you're pretty good ol' son but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done

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    Julia Cargile
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie Daniels was a fabulous man.

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goths everywhere: "I will sell my soul for that."

    Ellie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even goth and I'd still sell my soul for it

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal.

    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what I think should be played here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

    Aisling (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing...but all i can see is papyrus.

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    Tina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine slept together until they were old enough to make their own decision to split. And then still slept together most nights anyway. Keeping them apart seems cruel.

    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids sleep together and they will chatter and misbehave all night. And that is cruel to me because I do not sleep. Make your own decision for your own family, Tina Babe.

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    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see how that one twin is identical, but I'm not so sure about the other one.

    Ben
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the did that so they don't switch beds at night and switch their identities for life

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mattresses on the floor and everybody gets some sleep

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the planking craze was born

    bob the builder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didnt see them holding on at first so i thought they were possessed 😭

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents should have the option to cryogenically freeze one until the other is two

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago

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    I’d love to know the actual thought process that went on in your head before you posted that comment. Did you intend it to be funny?

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    Jake B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we not mentioning the lava monster that is oozing over to grab it?

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. no we are not. the food is worth it.

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    Susan Abbott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...listen here you little s**t...

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    Tim Douglass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was making bank on her. She literally was the only one keeping his business afloat.

    Philler Space
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered about his business model, though. It's probably not a library since no one but Belle reads, but what kind of book store lends out and then gives away their books?

    Do i have to?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was probably because no one else in the town reads so he figured he'd make sure the books found a good home.

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    gay insomniac assassin panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The closest thing I could find: https://www.amazon.com/Mushroom-Tent/s?k=Mushroom+Tent

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 40 too old for a mushroom tent? No?… please say no.

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A blue caterpillar smoking a hookah needs to be sitting on top of this. 🐛

    WaitingtokissGregDavis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, these are very cool and I want one BUT they are well expensive. And still just a play tent. I still want one though.

    Coral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *immediately goes to find on the internet*

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it cynical, or optimistic? It could be viewed as creating new life from the death of something. I would have called it 'the phoenix dress'

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has some stories to tell. That's a lot of divorce papers

    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as the student has discovered, there's a reason why real-life wedding dresses are either corset-boned or have straps.

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    JustAFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought this was from a movie for a second. Dude's a hell of a lot more photogenic then I'll ever be

    Sawdust
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, looks like it's from an old music video.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, it's NOT from a Tim Burton movie??

    Tired Haymay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, this sounds like a fantastic uncle. Where do I get a Goth Anime Legs Uncle-?

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    parmadillo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like grandma and grandpa are also in the photo!

    Taryn Bailey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that if he was more tan, could be Spike Spiegel.

    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goth anime legs uncle goth anime legs uncle goth anime legs uncle

    Erica E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just KNOW this dude is crazy cool

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice that they painted the cat to match the walls.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    further proof that cats are liquids.

    SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when someone knocks the door , me when I realise it’s the postman or Amazon

    BamBoo Mo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slidey doors are no match for my BnE skills

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While it's etymologically inaccurate, I like that the French word for "cheese" is "fromage," and "from age" is how cheese is made.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In French, it's called pain. You should have made a joke about that

    Kevin Teng
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S why my friend's username is pain (he studies french)

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if the windsheild wipers are up to the task. Ugh.

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have starling flocks like that in the Us, but that's because they're invasive. I didn't know they had big starling flocks over in Europe where they're from

    gie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would recognize that quote from anywhere! Opening sentence to the novel, Neuromancer, by William Gibson. I honestly thought it was a small sheet of rough ice formed from the back windshield.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The starlings decided to have some fun and paint the town….well, you know.

    Faith Treiss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they're in a giant room with popcorn ceiling

    Ocean #Four
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they're in a garage and the birds are the roof

    rhubarb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the quote at the bottom lol

    gerry.garh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing that those starlings aren't into "synchronized sh***ng."

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    Alessa Gillespie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's never going to finish it... He's just going to continue lining his pockets with HBO bucks...

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is dead can never die!

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't bring myself to watch the last season... Should I put myself through it, or should I stay forever in this state of suspended animation?

    Everything is fascinating.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some good scenes, some great conversations, and some terrible ones. If a bad ending will ruin it for you don't watch it. But if you just want to enjoy the spectacle without expectation, its worth watching.

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    parmadillo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “How are any of you still breathing” “Don’t worry, George’ll off us soon”

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still won't watch until I get the 6th book

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be A LOT more tabs there. But yeah, don't get attached. Unless is to Arya or Tyrion. He loves those two smh.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only if she weighs the same as a duck of couse..

    Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand them, I have one of my own actually, the only thing I don’t understand is like, screen? Mine has a screen, how do you select the music?

    Bunzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got one of these because I hated the idea of not knowing which song I was going to be listening to. What if I'm in the mood for a specific song, am I really going to shuffle through 50+ songs? Naw.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was nice to have a music player that you could operate by touch without looking at it.

    WoodenLion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a regular i-pod. i saw one of these and would have liked a regular 'shuffle' i think. still use my i-pod.

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have the ipod nano 7

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss these. And now I wish I had one in each of these colours

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    beesechurger elite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the mars river has better pickup lines than you do

    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You come up with the best lines when you have spent so much time alone.

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    Tina B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does our solar system have a sign pointing to earth. Seems like a security issue.

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel an illogical anthropomorphic affection for the Curiosity rover <3

    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. It resembles Wall- E and is really adorable looking

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody feeling small and insignificant right now? I'll put the bins out later, 'cause they don't really matter in the scheme of things.

    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just see people out there and say “tiny humans”. My brain just breaks at huge scales and I just feel how small everything is in the universe

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    whateves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wish on shooting stars, so this idea terrifies me.

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    Burgermeister Meisterburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t a random hole, that was were you put your phone. (as in landline) They we’re in homes until the 1950s or so.

    Fiery Llama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, this did not age well, huh tumblr

    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has inspired me to make a Bowie shrine someday!

    lolliegag69
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was on a kids show that my children watched growing up called Josh and Drake or Drake and Josh. I can't quite remember which order the names went, but that's where his fame came from. I think it was a Disney show.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know, people make life choices.

    AKRaven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan’s disillusioned minions

    NeonDisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about someone old enough to have their own apartment and having a shrine to a 'child' that isn't theirs.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venus is just so interesting. Did you know that Venus had oceans of liquid water? Venus also rotates backwards and scientists believe that a huge collision caused it. That is also the reason Venus spins extremely slowly

    Per Arne Dahl
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    3 years ago

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    Explains why women originated there.

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    IDK_Something
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your username + comment = *chef's kiss* @Whodathunkit 🤣

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    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those quotation marks around “Real Facts” hit different these days.

    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Real facts” did you know that if you buy a tesla you get a free plot of land on mars? /s

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    Drea Benoit
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also rotates backward

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rethinking how many drinks I has consu-hick-umed.

    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so sorry for accidently commenting to your comment, I was going to comment to someone else but misclicked to your comment. So sorry for this mistake

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like if these two ever get divorced, it'll cause a rift in the space-time continuum.

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are great together. Look up his parenting tweets hilarious

    DoubleHeartDoctor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But like... Didn't he cheat on Sandra Bullock with Blake Lively? Isn't that how their relationship started?? (Could be wrong, don't really remember. It's just ironic, all things considered, if I am remembering things correctly.)

    InfiniteZero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not. He never dated Sandra Bullock. He split with Scarlett Johansson in December 2010, they divorced July 2011, and he started dating Blake Lively in October of that year. If he did cheat on Sandra, I doubt she would have congratulated him on winning the Governor General's Performing Arts Award in 2021.

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    Taylor Carroll
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    3 years ago

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    How are the pics of Ryan Reynolds related to the text tho

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    aiyshag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's confused because mike is a tennis ball, not a dodge ball

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 3 am. This is a stupid idea

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is worth ten Australian dollarydoos!

    Ola Polowczyk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Client: - Are these strawberries genetically modified? Seller: - No, why do you ask? Strawberry: - Yeah, why do you ask?

    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That type is quite common in Japan. Can't remember all of them, but one variety is Tosaka.

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a second I didn't realize the trophy was there so by "I could do it" I thought he meant Leo would date someone over 25.

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I just finished watching 'Us' not more than half an hour ago

    Patrick Whittington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did my brai. at 2am go....but she's not wearing a weave...lol

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago

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    If she's under 25, he won't, because then she wouldn't date him.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.” From the prophet Shrek.

    DoubleHeartDoctor
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    3 years ago

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    He likes to give His mom's donkey a friend. 😉

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    Riley Warrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, where do they keep the bodies?

    DE Ray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering Disneyland is one of the most popular spots on Earth for the scattering of cremation ashes, the answer is "all over the place".

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    Improper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the haunted mansion, DUH!

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should swap princesses for Sweeney Todd and Jack the Ripper when it’s like that

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as JtR is not waiting in the alley.

    SheamusFan1987
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, that looks a level in Dark Souls where at the end, a Boss is lurking.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, BP...I can almost read that forbidden word.

    mcborge1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Bean came back. I hope he's a strong swimmer. :D

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two types of people (who fell from heaven).

    Improper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the WORST censoring job I’ve ever seen on BP-

    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't fall from Heaven. I was barfed up by Satan from the gates of Hell. 😈

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    ThatG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they at least recycled that wastefulness…

    Ellie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the pic on the right and my first thought was 'who tf eats that many burritos'

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of money, time, and resources.

    Alessa Gillespie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even get motivated to pack for my upcoming move

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To keep the aliens from getting it, after the 5G turns it into the fuel they need to get home.

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's lucky now the illuminati can't read her brainwaves anymore. safe!

    Philler Space
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why I stopped being roommates with Jim Halpert.

    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even imagine... Water of time and money. Kinda fun though

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they can, that's why

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will someone be kind to an old fart and explain?

    MPS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What next? Enter and escape with door 🚪 stickers?

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space is big and empty but they could have zoomed in on a star, nebula or galaxy.

    Wang Zhuang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh...it took me literally a minute to figure out what was going on here

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    Rose Button 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized how terrible Hiccup's hair is. It's like a wannabe Troy Bolton.

    Will sell soul for corn chip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugm excuse you, Troy Bolton is a wannabe Hiccup thank you very much

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so that's her original movie (top left), her cameo in Wreck-it Ralph 2 (top right), her own animated TV series (bottom left), where's the fourth one from?

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