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If you are lucky (or cursed!) enough, you had the pleasure (or pain!) of growing up with a sibling or two. Or a bunch of them.

The truth is, anyone who has a brother or sister, older or younger, has stories to tell. And Jimmy Fallon’s new hashtag challenge proved to be a perfect opportunity to spill some hilariously relatable family tea.

“Tweet out your funniest weird sibling stories. #MySiblingsWeird,” Fallon announced, adding a memory of his own to the table: “My friend's brother would shove bits of french fries up his nose and ‘shoot’ them at targets on the table.”

And people on Twitter had more weird sibling stories that Fallon had probably asked for. Below are the funniest ones!

Image credits: jimmyfallon

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Pandapoo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure that was a Stephen King storyline.

Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sort of. The 'energy' here would be Shine and honestly I'd be freaked out if some kids were eating eachothers Shine :,) it's kinda of terrifying in the movies and books ngl

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OwenHasADHD
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of when someone said their siblings fought over oxygen

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds adorable. Just quietly standing there rotating a bowl of food in her hands making beeping noises when done.

    pov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Meowmeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her 😅😅 she seems delightfully fun and quirky!

    Mother Goose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a daughter who occasionally identifies as a toaster

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We'd make her stop but she's really handy when we need to reheat leftovers."

    Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEEP

    Eva Muller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to be a witch, when I grew up. I'm a redhead, so... if the shoe fits?

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    JoNo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wonderful imagination!

    panda_bored
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this but with tissue tubes 🤣🤣 and they weren't different families but were all siblings even if there were more than 20 🤣🤣

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you feel like a nut...

    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did that but with ants. live ants… we had a funeral for a dead ant and then as the other ants were taking it away to the “graveyard “ (they take the dead ants to the nest to eat i think) the “construction worker” bit me and that ended the game.

    KayLynn Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sister does that too. We’ve had 7 weddings, 4 births, and 5 funerals.

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... I don't have a sister named Elise...? Also, did she build them little homes?

    In Bored Panda’s previous interview with Helen Marlo, a licensed clinical psychologist and Jungian psychoanalyst, certified through the C.G. Jung Institute of San Francisco, we found that sibling relationships exert a powerful influence on one’s life and development.

    Helen explained that the presence or absence of siblings is significant in shaping one’s experience, although one is not necessarily better or worse. “They are different. While we know siblings are influential, the effect of growing up with a sibling is not linear because the sibling relationship is complex. Some siblings become best friends while others are arch enemies.”

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    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talked one of my little sisters into eating nightcrawlers... I told her they were a "New Halloween Candy called "Live Licorice" 😝...I got into Trouble for that! 😡 Stepmom 🤬 made me get a switch...if you know, you know 😉

    Alecto76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect. I think the list should just end here.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a LOT better than the Terrible Awful from "The Help."

    Construction site Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to look for fish to rescue and that way I eventually adopted 6 of them (I still don't know how they got inside our housing when it rained though 😶)

    Gary Fleming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just call Rena Rouge a big worm?? DON'T YOU GO INSULTING MY GIRL!!!

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, clydesdales are cool. They're giant puppies with hooves

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were little my dad made my brother and I fake "horses" out of the saw-horses left over from building our new house. They were really cool - they had mops for manes/tails and my mom painted their faces on. We had a lot of fun times pretending to race each other. Being a girly girl I of course named my horse Princess. My brother? His horse was named Salad. LOL!!!!! We're in our 40's now, but yes he's still weird. :)

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with wanting to be a Clydesdale!

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My main ambition in life at 9 years old was to become a wolf.

    marvellady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn’t want to be a horse? That sounds f*****g awesome

    Niamh Gallagher Kerr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope he didn't grow up to become a muppet (I've dealt with too many of them just today) Growing up to become a clydesdale however is slightly more difficult.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to be a Muppet?

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    gumgumerson Report

    Alex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's thinking outside the box

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends had a first car that was so old the door locks had worn to the point you could open them with a coin. I reckon if you had a strong enough thumbnail that would have worked too.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they teach kids these days? You don't use a AAA card, you use a blood pressure cuff to break into a car.

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think that's funny, look up Jeff Dunham getting my daughter a car!

    Moreover, there is an abundance of findings that generalize information about siblings, but Helen warns that it can be misleading. “For example, findings on the influence of birth order or recent research asserting that sibling relationships are more important than parent relationships. Often, these findings do not also acknowledge the influence of other important variables, including psychological, family, systemic, developmental, environmental, and cultural factors that mediate the influence of the sibling relationship.”

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yr old brother makes burp noises and then apologises for them 😂

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad taught all 6 of us how to make the loudest and most realistic fart noises and Mom has never forgiven him for it. xD

    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet your brother is still famous at that school!

    Aurora Vega
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re proud to admit you were the one who farted

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳 I'm a baddie, I laughed at this

    J Marcus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Sad Quokka to Bad Quokka teehee!!

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    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why a window?? was their no door?

    Jeremy Crocker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever tried to break a bathroom door? Windows are easier.

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    Dirtdevil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your brother premeditated your demise by locking your mother out of the house. She thought you could drown. I assume your brother is still a sociopath. Glad you survived.

    Laura M D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was taking you to the Ministry of Magic

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where he would go if I just....pulled this lever...

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you need "saving"? Were you small enough that fitting down the toilet drain was a possibility?

    Joss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely at risk of drowning with positioning of head side in the water

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    Eva Kašu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t want to know how bad his pillow smell...

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes sleep reversed, but only if I'm having trouble sleeping otherwise. It helps sometimes. And no, I don't put my feet on the pillow.

    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like solid strategy to me.

    AliJanx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I couldn't sleep, I would sleep at the foot of the bed but tell myself I wasn't to take my mind off of whatever was bothering me. It usually worked.

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue with that logic.

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    Interestingly, Helen argues that if we take an example of sibling conflict, we see that it is not necessarily negative. “Parental warmth during sibling conflict, for example, influences if the sibling conflict leads to healthy rather than divisive sibling relationships. It can help prepare one to develop problem-solving and negotiation skills,” she explained.

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    So while generalizations do not fit many sibling relationships, the psychoanalyst confirms that growing up with siblings is generally accompanied by having a stronger sense of being part of a family and with feeling less alienated and alone.

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    Admiral Graf Spee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm, it is fake. you know what do it again

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend and I once convinced my little brother to eat a dead spider when we told him it was chocolate flavored. :) Don't worry, he did plenty to get me back when he got older.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were kids, we'd make mud pies and sprinkle KoolAid on top. One kid insisted it was the best pie he ever ate

    imgonaarickrollyousohard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little grainy if you ask me but here I go again

    simfan all day every day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my cake and I'll cry if I want to cry if I want to you would to if it happened to you

    Bubbles and sparks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, that reminds me of when I spilled gasoline while filling up a jerrycan... I smelled my fingers, so gross.... but I kept smelling my fingers every few minutes to see if it was gone 😂

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always made my play soup with edible ingredients like lemon juice, parsley etc. What was the point of going through all that effort and not being able to eat it at the end. Always had to put a pinch of dirt in though too, which I guess was good for my immune system

    Megan Lauhon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first bite was formulating the hypothesis. The second was confirmation.

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    Eva Kašu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And The Most Dangerous-for-children Snack Award goes to-

    Binky Melnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paraffin’s not dangerous to eat. If it were, do you really think they’d put sugar snacks in ‘em? Paraffin is used in canning fruits and vegetables.

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    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those were really terrible, but we loved them. They also used to sell wax lips and other wax things. You'd chew them like gum until the taste was gone. Do they still sell those?

    Dawn Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they were fo 😂🤣, not necessarily eating, but chewing 😃👍

    Precious Cooper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I did that too then first time I had them... Just chewed the whole thing like gum... It was.... Different... Yeah, let's go with different🤢🤢🤮🤮

    Bill Tinsley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the same mistake when I was little

    Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I would probably have done this

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    HipHop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, what?? That's like traumatizing

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would scream and jump up somewhere high. My little brother used to do that scurrying thing to me after he realized it completely freaks me out. Still does. I blame the African doll segment from Trilogy of Terror.

    simfan all day every day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg too good now I want to do this to my niece she is 3 right now just learning to sleep through the night

    Snubzi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Somehow" ... what if.. no, i won't say it

    Yuki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure that everytime that happened that was your sister??

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    Helen explained that siblings have a daily influence on our lives. “They can be associated with many strong emotional memories, including sharing together in the traditions, joys, secrets, and challenges in family life. Siblings encounter the same experiences but they experience them in their own unique way and this can be sources of challenge and connection,” she said some time ago.

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    Just another dot of the masses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to pretend she was a twin to her little brother. When her called her by name she would respond saying she was Crystal. Poor little guy didn't know if he should believe her or not.

    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so mean- to both the brother and the twin in the closet! bet he hates plain with y’all after lokn’ him in that closet!

    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble is that in later life he may have this sad folk memory of a 'twin' and feel incomplete.

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    SlothyK8
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the story was with "Spring"....I can only imagine!

    Chriska
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I wanna know the rest?-... Yes. Yes I do.

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm spring sounds like it could be worst though lol

    simfan all day every day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is evil dangerous and really lucky he didn't die

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    Pixie T
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I played hide and seek and I climbed out the window and was stood hiding on the porch roof. She found me and then locked the window so I could not get back in.

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    Sibling relationships are unique because they share together in one of life’s most important relationships, the parent relationship, for better and for worse. And there are many more reasons why this relationship is unlike any other “Sharing in this relationship can readily elicit complex, myriad feelings such as competition, jealousy, intimacy, inferiority, superiority, and resentment,” Helen said.

    Moreover, “sibling relationships are unique because they occupy a distinct and different role relative to parents and other family members, even in cases when the sibling serves as a parent figure." Essentially, sibling roles are more fluid than the parental role and can include elements of being both family and friend.

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    Kris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to make a slide from the top to the bottom bunk. Also when I put a chair next to the bed, the bed turned into a ship ⛵️

    Gary Fleming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Arrrrgggghhh!!! Welcome aboard me ship, matey!"

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    freakingbee (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's my rule for my brother when he sleeps in my room. istg my family does not know how to breathe quietly

    Yuki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your must have mastery Ninja technique 😂

    Blyss Blyssylb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    ThisisEngland
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a big follower of rules I take it? Bunk beds are over rated. Choose life.

    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would brethe directly in her face then when she got mad and hit me i would tell and say “WHY DID YOU HIT ME I WAS BREATHING!!!” still probably end up losing though…

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    François Bouzigues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says more about modern art than about your brother to be honnest.

    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an easy mistake to make these days.

    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing Warhol's Campbell's Soup Cans the mistake is understandable.

    TigerRoar297
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fire extinguisher is a work of art though!!

    Haywood Jablome
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do this just try and make people look dumb

    Gabby Ghoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/world/europe/pineapple-art-scotland.html

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    Crazy Cookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lard? What’s that? Am I dumb

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal fat. Comes in butter sized packages or plastic containers like margarine or ice cream. Used for frying or baking instead of plant based fats and oils. Used by everybody until plant based fats were developed. Still used by many today for baking and cooking. It's white in colour.

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    Mother Goose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a gulp of fancy maple syrup once when I was 12, straight out of the fancy glass bottle, only to quickly realize it wasn’t maple syrup… more like, cognac. That was surprising

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once when my dad put used cooking grease into a can that had previously contained cherry pie filling. Guess I should have turned on the kitchen lights first.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs some chocolate syrup

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    Helen explained that siblings have a different function in the family than the parents. “For example, siblings support separation and independence from the parents and family; they share in a lived, joint history and experience of their family life, even if their experiences differ; they directly shape the experience of daily family life; they are uniquely able to help their siblings understand dimensions of their family life; and siblings help socialize their siblings in ways that parents cannot.”

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did the same, only way to get her out of bed in the morning was to treat her like a cat.

    Nikkie Nothing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 8 year old daughter does this to her older brother (17) when he annoys her.

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same from ages 5-7. I also managed to convince my sister that she was turning into a unicorn somehow

    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of kids go through this, I remember my nieces doing this until it annoyed everyone and they'd get in trouble

    Eva Kašu
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´m doing this till today! :D

    Matthew Daubenmire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter was an inchworm.. I can't exactly explain why.

    Mike_The_Nike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still do that… on instinct.. weird rhing because i’m a wolf.

    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirt her with water when she misbehaves?

    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this I hiss like a cat if I see something I don't like

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dermatologist: So did you ever have severe sunburn in your youth?

    Kliskabojumba
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very less than my brother dr., only around 10,000 times

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    Just me, myself, and I
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few drops of Mercurochrome in the baby oil made your skin look darker as you tanned. But don't try this at home, kids. I've had basal cell cancer, squamous cell cancer, and melanoma. Stick to a good sunscreen.

    MJLstrd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought my sister & I were the only ones who did that — this was before anyone knew of the connecation between sunburn & skin cancer

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and her sister used to do the same in her childhood. (1950's-60's) Luckily she hasn't developed any skin cancer. My dad has though - he's been bald since his 30's and sun-burned his head one too many times. Totally preventable and he's paying price now.

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    Matthew Daubenmire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah..the 80s.. I'm the only sister of 4 that is paying for it currently.

    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Greece up until the 80's, it was common to use olive oil so that you tan more quickly.....

    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used coconut oil. My very Scottish complexion had a few choice words for me 😭

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    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 years later: “Hey doc I’ve got this weird mole I need you to check out…”

    Liz Reece
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of at least 3 times I was able to do that... 1-fell asleep on my stomach on the wall low wall that separated the lil kid area from the big pool. 2-all day music fest, wearing a bandana shirt and no sunblock. 3- last day in St. Augustine, kids and I wanted to play at the beach one last time. Coat the kids in SPF 50. Eat lunch, then walk to the beach (which you could see from the back porch of the place we stayed), smearing sunblock everywhere I could reach. Walk straight into the water. 2 hours later, and I finally drag the kids away from the water... About halfway home, I feel the familiar sting and itch of a sunburn. The more time passes, the worse it feels. About a day later, after we're home, it's so bad it felt like I was being eaten alive by fire ants, only INSIDE the skin on my back... We tried -=EVERYTHING=- to soothe it. Had to go to the ER. Sunblock has to soak into your skin, and sun poisoning SUCKS!!! 20 years later, I inspect my freckles almost every day...

    Sabra Faire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my friend ran out of baby oil she would use crisco cooking oil.

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I see now that I was THAT sibling. 😂 I used to wait till my sister fell asleep and use dental floss to tie up a bunch of ice cubes in a paper towel. Then I’d tack the packet above her head, dangling from more floss. When the ice melted… drip, drip, drip.

    simfan all day every day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm this happened more then once? I'm guessing your sister didn't make it to college

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    Meowmeow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did this too. In fact, he still might. I need to ask his fiance 😅

    AliJanx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would sleep in the next day's clothes as well to eliminate a few of the morning processes

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    freakingbee (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    speaking of bus drivers this girl i hate gets to get hit by a bus in the dance we're doing for choir

    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 5, I also really wanted to be a bus driver.

    hereforthecatpics
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove my ‘bus’ (the bedroom bin) down the stairs when I was little and nearly cracked my little head open… I was fine tho 😅

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    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my parents wake me up by sending the dog into my room so she’ll get excited and jump all over me and my bed. To be honest waking up to an excited dog is not that bad

    April Caron
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that with my dogs, too. I even had one smart malamute who would climb up the narrow steps leading to the top bunk of my foster kids’ bunk bed. I looked up one morning to find him on top of the bunk bed… and I didn’t realize he knew how to do that! From that point on… no bed was safe… No matter what bed you slept in… you were getting awoken by loving dog licks.

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    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cool that their parents supported her from such a young age instead of just treating it as a passing phase

    Mother Goose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would blast John Philip Sousa marches at full volume to wake us up early on Saturday mornings

    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than busting into your room at zero-dark-thirty, flipping on the lights, and screeching “GET YOUR LAZY @$$ UP!!!” I will thank my mother for my chronic insomnia by helping her pick out her nursing home.

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    simfan all day every day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so this is weird? Huh wish I knew that before my fiance dumped me

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me! If someone (kids, usually) gets something stuck up their nose and can’t get it out on their own, use your finger to plug the non-stuck nostril, put your mouth over their slightly open mouth and blow one hard blow—should dislodge the object easily:) worked like a charm when my kid got a bead stuck up her nose!

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! As a teacher, I would be impressed, amused, and frightened.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering what grade it was. Kinda hoping it was final year at high school :P

    Lisa Reuss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tell this story like it happened more than once. If that teacher fell for that prank multiple times, I doubt those kids learned anything.

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    memeju1ce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to swallow peas like pills as a kid cause i didn’t like the taste of them but wanted to be healthy. i still can’t stand them lol

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish I could have swallowed pills as a kid, because this is a genius idea! I'd often end up sitting at the table after everyone was finished because I refused to touch my (disgusting) peas. I just find the texture and taste SO nasty. It would have been perfect to just swallow without tasting them. Sadly it took until I was a teenager to be able to swallow a pill so it wouldn't have worked. As adult I have never forced a child to eat something they truly hate. Even if it's "good for them". Being punished for hating veggies caused a lot of drama in my house. :(

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love fresh peas 😍 I eat them like candy when they're in season!!

    Glen Ellyn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my siblings and I were youngsters, we lived in a home built in the 1890s. One of its old-time quirks was the "milk door," a small door used by the milkman to deliver the milk without needing to enter the house. Of course, we youngsters allowed our disliked vegetables to "escape" via the milk door.

    Luís Fernando
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mon says when I was young there was a cartoon or somethin with miss/mister Pea, the objective was so kids would eat healthy, ironicaly I didn't want to eat "miss/mister Pea" cause it would hurt them

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like the taste of peas, it's a good idea. Personal preference is fresh or frozen over canned on a lot of veggies, but growing up, my grandpa always had a garden with tomatoes, corn, green beans, and peppers so we were rarely without fresh veggies during the summer and fall.

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 All we are saying is give peas a chance... 🎶

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    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My one sister and I used to eat the Swiss Miss powder straight out of the packet with spoons.

    Coconut 🥥
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister eats the flour when I’m baking

    Zia Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to eat dry potato flakes

    Stay Off My Lawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look that stuff’s delicious! Especially the kind with the fake blueberries 😋

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sister did that with cake & brownie mix. Freak. I was like, I'll MAKE you a cake/brownies.

    CandiBear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 my half brother would deeply inhale the scent of dry pancake mix. He'd probably eat it if my mom wasn't a helicopter parent.

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I can't imagine that was good. My sister called cantaloupe "Scooby Snacks" and fed them to me when I did what she wanted. Much tastier.

    Olive Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make your own real scooby snacks. Just mix together some eggs, water, flour, cocoa, sugar, and of course dog kibble. It's Shaggy's very own recipe.

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    Pheebs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents kept whole carrots in the house just so I could spend 30 minutes walking around the house eating one and saying “what’s up doc?” over and over. At least it was a healthy snack.

    Julie Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to the neighbor kid and me using one of those old vinyl wrapped, tri-fold Sun lounger chairs, folded with each end up in a triangle and us sandwiched in the space in the middle to pretend we were in a spaceship, with nothing to eat but chives we stole from his mother’s garden. I still like chives, but he got weirder so our friendship didn’t band it past elementary school (6th grade).

    Anička
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and i did this too! And we would give each other rides around the living room. I had a good gallop, let me tell you.

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like all of us uncultured swine have done that at least once 😂

    Olive Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma went to an up-scale restaurant and when her food was brought there was this small 1 inch packet wrapped in gold foil. She assumed it was butter for her baked potato so she put it on. It wasn't butter. It was a mint pallet cleanser.

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    Reece Aster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step mother kept dipping her crab into the little bowl of water for cleaning your hands.

    Amanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No...nope. NOT all of us bro that's just ...smh .. beyond weird

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran. Don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? Just eat it! 🎶

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend group always tries to make the "12:34" message at 12:34 for some reason 😂

    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I was a kid I have very often looked at the clock at exactly that time. I never meant to but it happens so often that it's become sort of magical to me.

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    TheOfficialJesusChrist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s kind of funny that while I cringe at this I am actively chew the nail of my index finger in math induced anxiety

    Pangoro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend and I chewed our toenails in preschool. I remember it vividly. So, so gross!

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated having my nails cut by mum because it hurt (not certain whether it was because she cut them too short or was just too rough). As soon as I was big enough to fight her off and succeed, she stopped cutting them, so I had nice long nails for much of my childhood. I just let them grow until they broke and then trimmed them until they were even.

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    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reminds me of the idea of if siblings are fighting make them hug until they stop fighting

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should be #MySiblingsVindictive

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was only one twin getting their hair cut then?

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my brother would do! In fact he still does stuff like that even though he's a grown man. :) I guess farting at your sister never gets old.

    Becca Kuehn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of my brothers used to do that to me. They stopped doing it after I got really angry one day and pushed my oldest brother into the space heater. He got a minor burn on his a*s cheeks. I've never asked, but I don't think it left a scar. 🙈☺

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dentist said I had some cavities when I was a kid, and I was to come back for a follow up appt. Thanks to my older siblings telling me how he was going to drill into my teeth (true but they were purposely being mean about it) I was so terrified of the dentist, they almost had to take me to one that would put you under to do work. Luckily. Our dentist worked me through it but I still hate going to the dentist

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siblings can be awful. Myself included. Luckily I'm the oldest so I didn't suffer anything like this. :)

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    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you had a valid reason. My little sister wasn't fully potty trained until 4 and a half. She was literally changing her own diapers by then.

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all unreasonable if you substitute "snake" for "alligator." snake-in-t...1c792e.jpg snake-in-toilet-6439b501c792e.jpg

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my dad telling my little sister about the potty-snake that comes up and bites you while you’re on the toilet. My mother demanded he demonstrate to my sister that it wasn’t true. So he sat on the toilet for a few seconds then jumped up screaming “The snake bit me!” and ran out of the bathroom. Neither my sister nor my mother reacted well to that.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you charged her a nickel! (Charlie Brown reference)

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    Nikkie Nothing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband's sister did the same thing as a teenager. Tried to sneak out her second story bedroom window, lost her grip and fell and broke her ankle. Came up with some story about kicking a door closed as the reason her ankle was broken lol.

    Jess Baldo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pool room in your house?! Cool!!!

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    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the result if the Australian meat substitution scandal of 1981, in which kangaroo and horse meat was substituted for beef being exported, mostly to the US. It was caught at the supplier for Jack in the Box.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny to me, since Australians eat kangaroo without any scandal. They would have made more money though, since the population of kangaroos need to be culled anyway.

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    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it wasn’t the bathroom lemonade

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    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle kid always run to find a mirror when she's crying. I don't understand why she wants to look at herself crying. Can any of you explain it to me?

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    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did this, it was really gross and annoying. Just blow your nose! No, I'll just have to blow it again. He ended up getting a sinus infection.

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family calls these snot rockets. :) I am guilty of having a hard time learning to blow my nose as a kid. So when I had a cold, I'd twist up a tissue and stick it up my nostril like that. They kind of do end up looking like little airplanes, LOL!

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do this when I have a bloody nose but only in the nostril with the blood. That way I can still use my hands and not have to hold the tissue there until it stops. I usually just take a corner, twist it, and then fold it down a bit so it's big enough to stay in place

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A snot rocket! I just finished writing a comment about that. :) I do the same thing when my nose bleeds.

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    BeeBoy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: I'm hun- Family: good were getting bergles

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest son couldn't pronounce popcorn when he was little, so we'd be at the cinema and in his sweet but oh so loud voice he'd be requesting some "cockporn"

    detective miller's hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids mispronouncing things can be so funny. When my little sister was like 2 years old, she couldn't say our cousin's name (Irish name that sounds like Fiona), so she started calling her "Dodo." 26 years later, the entire family still calls her Dodo.

    Martinna Jaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest would mispronounce burgers to boogers. She's 17 now and whenever we go out we always ask her if she'd like boogers to eat.

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    Sasha Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a couple friends who did this as kids - I thought they were joking!

    Yeet_girl360
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to hide dog food under her pillow to eat it in the middle of the night. She would also steal my mom's laundry and hide it next to her bed.

    Olive Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did this too! He would take a handful of dog food and then go hide behind the house so he could eat it.

    Tammy Kirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister LOVED dog biscuits. Even took them in her school lunch. I have no idea why the teacher didn't call my mom. Or DFS.

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    Sasha Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a pretty good hygiene practice.

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    Nikkie Nothing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear all little girls do this. 3/4 of my daughter's Barbies are naked.

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once, a long time ago, had a crush on this one girl, and she told me on one occasion that she is an angel. - she certainly looked it, but to my shame I said something to the effect of "Oh no! Angels have the same [urogenital] anatomy as a Barbie doll."

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    Liz Reece
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would stay in the tub after a bath as the water drained out. When there was like 1/2 of water left, put the stopper back in, then take a bar of soap and use the water to create really thick lather. Enough to cover us head to toe. The slide around in the tub like it was some sort of naked soapy luge event. We were extra clean, and so was the tub I imagine...

    Tinykame
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We put shampoo on the floor for a slip and slide.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't ever throw clothing out. It gets donated to Good Will/Purple Heart. (Obviously only if it's in good shape. I'm not donating old used underwear, LOL)

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt guilty watching my old minivan (who we named Bessie) getting hauled away on a tow truck after she was beyond repair. She was almost like The Giving Tree; She made it up steep hills in deep snow and started right up when the newer car didn’t, while the kids always made a mess in the backseat and I left her with quite a few un-repaired scars from fender benders and lack of oversight.

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    Deutschland Mädchen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I still can't get the hang of flipping the omelet without it breaking or getting messed up :\

    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you flip an omelette? If you really must cook the top (inside) of an omelette just put it under the grill. Omelettes are not meant to be flipped.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother makes scrambled eggs without anything but eggs. Basically just fried eggs he stirs around. Weird because when he makes omelettes they are huevos rancheros or spanish omelettes or whatever so have to be done truly authentically.

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because a proper omelette is made with THREE eggs, not two.

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he was not wrong; at least not in the case of this one Chinese (Hong Kong) born gentleman: "Several months before his death, [Bruce] Lee had an operation to remove the sweat glands from his armpits, because he thought dank pits looked bad on-screen. This reduced his body’s ability to dissipate heat." Were wondering what the cause of his death was? Hint: read the last sentence from the quote again.

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    JCM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you enjoyed getting the alcohol content of the "tea" more than the tea it was being substituted for.

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean "... burped out OF his nose"? Because if not, then I am lost.

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    Beatrice Fairchild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what's going on here. Context?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sister obviously didn't have facial hair that needed to be shaved. She was just trying to one-up her brother. Flex = trying to make yourself seem better than someone else.

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, guessing she didn't go to university

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I cook pasta, I always eat one piece uncooked. My mom did the same when we were little, always bringing us a piece of uncooked pasta.

    Liz Reece
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband taught me that you can eat a raw potato without getting sick, although I don't suggest it cause it's gross, and that eating raw ramen noodles will not swell up in your stomach and do serious damage to your innards, and are actually fairly tasty.

    Mandy Randell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some Asian countries they actually eat ramen packet noodles dry like crisps/chips with the seasoning sprinkled on. I live in the UK. I love eating uncooked ramen noodles. Especially when I have access stomach acid. For some reason it always settles my stomach.

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