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I remember staying up late watching cable TV as a child and being awed by all of the bizarre products that could be purchased right from the television. Weights that shake, blankets with sleeves, towels that will wow you with how much liquid they sop up, and of course, ch-ch-ch-Chia Pets!

Nowadays, however, we don’t need to sacrifice sleep to find interesting, quirky products. We can just hop online! We’ve taken a trip to the “Of Course That’s A Thing” subreddit to find photos of some of the silliest items you probably never knew existed. So enjoy scrolling through this list, and be sure to upvote anything you’d appreciate being gifted for your birthday this year!

#1

Human Sized Dog Bed

Human Sized Dog Bed

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Christos Arvanitis
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would 100% get this. Our dog does not sleep in our bed, but I would sleep in hers!

Monique Ruffier
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or standard Great Dane sized. So I need one.

H05
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like you could fit two mastiffs in there, I'm in too

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Iva Kazalova
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This will definitely be better for my back than sinking mattresses

random username
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read "stinking mattresses" and of course I read it in Gollum's voice: "nassssty, ssstinking mattressssesss"

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Detroit Citizen
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I often think "I need one of these, it looks like sleeping on cloud" while im watching my cat sleep in her cat bed. I NEED THIS LIKE YESTERDAY, Just take my money please.

Natalie H
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I should get one of these for myself, since my dogs have taken over my bed….

Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they'd be hard to sleep on, for someone used to a mattress and box spring.

brandyy17
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my friend actually got one of these since its just her and her dog. she said she perfers this over a regular bed.

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80 Van
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s just a regular bed with a dog in it.

AxolotlViolet (they/them)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, I like the idea but the material makes me think "eww"

Nonesuch
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I can imagine this might become smelly and then how would you wash it? Would not fit in a standard washing machine.

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    #2

    Julius Caesar Pencil Holder

    Julius Caesar Pencil Holder

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    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! I’m already experiencing trypophobia with this many holes

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First his name is used for a brand of dog food for small, yappy-type dogs, and now this!!

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caesar was a b***h. How we know this? They named a salad after him! - Epic Meal Time

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    BunnyLover1015
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My latin teacher has one of these and it’s awesome!

    ravenhorse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I felt at my prior job

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can 3D print these too!

    Haley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my latin teacher has this

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    #3

    Curiosity Might Actually Make Me Try This One…

    Curiosity Might Actually Make Me Try This One…

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    MacFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jurassic Brew

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like zombie makin’ juice

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last of Us, Season 2…it wasn’t the flour, it was the yeast!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, oil is old, too. You're running your cars on dino sludge. I guess there's a hook for everything though. "Beer made from clouds that have been producing rain for millions of years!" would be another angle to exploit.

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    article about this guy... he's brought back more than just yeast https://www.wired.com/2009/07/ff-primordial-yeast/

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't someone do this with stuff found in one of the tombs in Egypt? Or am I thinking of honey …?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I'd say that "stale" would be a massive, or; Jurassic, understatement!

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    In this day and age, when you can hop on Amazon and find literally millions of items for sale, it’s hard to be surprised by anything anymore. So when we find something cute, quirky or bizarre, our response is more likely to be, “Of course that exists,” than, “Wow!” And that’s exactly what the Of Course That’s A Thing subreddit is all about. This community, which was created a decade ago, has amassed an impressive 2 million members who are dedicated to sharing all of the unique things out there that, well, aren’t actually that surprising. 

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    You can say, “Of course that’s a thing,” about almost anything nowadays. Sexy pet clothes, “cheese burgers” that are literally just slices of cheese between a bun, and confetti glitter fruity cereal flavored fruit spread? Of course! Why not? If you’re a fan of makeup, you might be interested in knowing you can purchase your very own Cheetos eyeshadow palette. And if you want Corn Flakes branded underwear, no worries! You can find it! Capitalism has gotten out of hand in many ways, including with the creation of novelty items, so today, let’s take a moment to enjoy some of the strangest ones. 

    #4

    Custom Earbuds

    Custom Earbuds

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    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I despise earbuds and I want it anyway.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are SICK! Totally gnarly, that is. I can't wear them because of my hearing aids, but they are beyond awesome. (Be-awesome?)

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be worth finding out if they do something like this for your hearing aids? Maybe cat themed to go with your Panda moniker. That'd be cool.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw someone with these whist walking down the street, I would probably run the other way

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are awesome. I wonder what other kinds are available.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the current obsession with octopi and tentacles? *Shudder*

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    #5

    Windows Error Playing Cards

    Windows Error Playing Cards

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not they’d better change them!

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    Wonky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how there are all those different errors in this pic but error 404 is nowhere to be found

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need these. Immediately. Edit: okay, I don't need them that badly, Amazon, geeze. £62.33 is ridiculous.

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    Grimmis Peek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone looking for 404 error, it's the first card. Errors match card numbers.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was laughing and crying at the same time

    Crookshanks (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Error 404 could not be found 🤷‍♀️

    MR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you follow the commands, nobody wins. You will circle back to where you started.

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    #6

    The Clearly Impossible Puzzle

    The Clearly Impossible Puzzle

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    kaito’s wife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom would be able to do that

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give it a shot. Every puzzle feels impossible when we start

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reluctant to even attempt jigsaw puzzles that have too much sky. No way would I undertake this exercise in masochism

    Julie Schulz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece and I are perfect puzzle partners. She loves the monochromatic areas (like sky, trees, etc.) whereas I like the sections that have color and variety and result in something (house, castle, vehicle, etc.). She would probably love this puzzle while I would pull my hair out.

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet I could do it. *dumps puzzle out onto table* Hey, no this is min *pounce* *pounce* Maybe I should stick to virtual puzzles.

    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’s just a pile of broken glass.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's just WRONG on so many levels. Send me two, please.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once threatened to get someone a 1,000 piece puzzle of clear, blue sky. This is so much worse than that.

    2CentSally
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once completed a 3D translucent puzzle. It made a treasure chest and it was just made of clear/blueish pieces. It was only 50 pieces but each piece was double sided with its own set of grooves

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyeball is twitching.

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    People are always trying to invent the newest “next big thing.” That’s why shows like Shark Tank exist. Our needs (or perceived needs) as consumers will never end. We will always come up with another problem that needs solving or cute thing that we’ve just got to have. And while these novelty purchases can certainly be questionable ethically, as we all know consuming too much isn’t great for the environment, we have to admit that many of them are entertaining.

    There is no end to the bizarre products you can find online. In fact, Reader’s Digest recently published a list of some of the weirdest things you can purchase on Amazon in 2023. For example, have you ever seen a mini hand squirrel? It’s not a puppet exactly, but rather five separate finger puppets, including four legs and the head of a squirrel. And you know those massive, wacky, waving inflatable tube men that are often spotted outside of car dealerships and businesses on the side of the highway trying to grab driver’s attention? Well, apparently, you can purchase a mini one for your own personal use. 

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    #7

    If Only There Was A Way To Keep Wireless Headphones Connected To My Head…. 💡

    If Only There Was A Way To Keep Wireless Headphones Connected To My Head…. 💡

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    Nika B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's evolving, just backwards"

    That One Weird Bi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like the u.s! (please don't come at me this is mostly a joke)

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    Mike Barrette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $60 for a two-dollar lanyard. Apple or MAGA, take your pick. Both are cults.

    GrumpyCat7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you misspelt the last word there.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand these wireless pods. Everytime I touch them to adjust position, some function occurs (vol up/down etc). Just as soon have the cord with the controls inline.

    Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He'll never lose a single AirPod again" ... He will now lose both at the same time :-D

    Watermeloncat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest I don’t understand why ppl wear wireless headphones, they get lost so often…

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never wanted a pair. Knew I'd lose them the minute I got them. Would pay extra to have a cord.

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    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a variation of these because ear buds have a tendency to pop out of my ears and I know SOOOO many people who have lost theirs. Great idea... fight me! Oh, and the magnets on them click together to make them like a neclalce when you aren't using them.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only $60?! What a deal!

    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And optional strap to secure to your phone.

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $60 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! da fuuuuuuq?

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    #8

    Cat Butt Cookie Cutter

    Cat Butt Cookie Cutter

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    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually bought a couple sizes of this for a friend for Christmas a couple years ago. My gifting theme of the year for my friend group was cat butt/cat hole 😂

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is therapy available if you are interested!

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    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need this. I have two cat butts shoved in my face at every opportunity.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now you can eat them!

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably be the idiot to decorate the holes with chocolate chips.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy this, too. Not much for baking cookies, but I would make tree ornaments with it. Imagine a whole Christmas tree of cat butts: enameled cat butts, painted cat butts, metallic cat butts, glitter cat butts... so many options.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the actual live version cat hole jumps in the tree and brings it all down... ahh, good times!!

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    Anita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these and I absolutely need it, even though I have two cats and see their x every day

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat butt hole towel holder. Ramming the towel in it feels strangely satisfying.

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I see actual cats butts in RL at least 30 times a day, sometimes waay too close for comfort. This is a cute gift tho. 😂

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All butt-hole cookies!

    James H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you know exactly where to put the chocolate chip

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a fridge magnet set that showed different breeds' butts for my cat obsessed sister.

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    #9

    An Airport LEGO Vending Machine - Kind Of A Solid Idea

    An Airport LEGO Vending Machine - Kind Of A Solid Idea

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    Bucket
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until you start building on the plane and drop a piece under your seat.

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more reason to not take your shoes off on a plane.

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they cost at least twice the price as in a regular store, though

    Dont Sellmyinfo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parent/guardian tip: if you’re going on a long plane ride, hit up the dollar store and buy little toys/gadgets for every hour or half hour depending on your child. When they get bored of playing with on thing, bust out another from a bag they don’t have access to. It works wonders to keep them entertained. It might not last the whole flight, but we got a good 4-5 hours out of them on a 6 hour flight.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's borderline genius. I wish I'd have thought of this when my now grown son was small.

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    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most expensive vending machine ever..

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now scatter some peaces in the ile of the plane

    Janice Strickland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went to dinner for my brother's birthday my son dropped. Lego went under the table and found all the other kids lost Legos. He just kept going oh look haha

    Pissy Meow-Meow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The official, original 'Minecraft'. They are awesome, but they are SOOOOOO f*****g EXPENSIVE!!! And they don't even give you a lot of them for the price you pay.

    That one capybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see these every time I go to the airport

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    If your feet have always dreamed of being nestled into warm, soft loaves of French bread, Amazon has the baguette slippers you’ve always been looking for as well. But if those don’t satisfy your carb cravings, you can also buy a giant baguette pillow. Because of course that exists, right? And if you want to update your handbag to give more of a barnyard vibe, you can purchase a rubber chicken purse on Amazon too. Or are you worried about how much time you’ve been spending on the toilet? Don’t worry, there’s a toilet timer for sale that actually made it onto Shark Tank as well!  

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    #10

    A Device For Spreading Gravel On Model Train Tracks

    A Device For Spreading Gravel On Model Train Tracks

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    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this… I would get into trains just so I could do this.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also need one to spread leaves on the track so that the train services are cancelled

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheldon Cooper approved.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is way cool!

    Sminie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sure Sheldon would love this

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s absolutely adorable. I love miniatures.

    James H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we could let all the hobbyists take care of the real rail ways in their areas

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    #11

    Hang On A Minute

    Hang On A Minute

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    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, not the worst idea.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just make 150% sure its up your back side high enough or that might be unpleasant

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I s**t from trees in a most disgusting way!

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a jumberlack and he's okay, he wears panties and a bra!

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    Lucifer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the you attach it to a thin/weak tree and it snaps mid business?

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you need to make your own "log"

    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. I've never understood how people do it while squatting. When I squat down my a*s is above a point between my ankles, so if I were to do a poo it would go straight into my underpants. So if I need a sh*t while in the wilds I have to either take my trousers off or find a fallen tree to perch over.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsure if I would trust the example trees

    sonofabass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a video review of this and it's terrible. Do you have giant quads? Imagine trying to go #2 while your thighs are burning. This is the same as leaning against a wall in a sitting position.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think many of you would have problems using a squat toilet and for good reason Asian-Toil...05f404.jpg Asian-Toilet-5747-64b56e405f404.jpg

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me a spoiled American girl, but I look at those, and my (surgically replaced) knees go, "Aw, HELL no!"

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    #12

    Miniature Chessboard On A Ring

    Miniature Chessboard On A Ring

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright Veruca, Daddy will get you a chess ring. How much, Mr Wonka?

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope this is magnetic.

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, yet I would be too afraid of losing the pieces to play

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certain I'd lose the first piece before playing a single time =/

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the pieces magnetic or immediately lost forever?

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine's missing one of the tiny tiny castles .... I was Rooked

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont wear rings nor play chess, but I would totally change that if i had this

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy the ring and challenge someone to a game. Winner keeps the ring. Then that person challenges the next person. Winner keeps the ring. And so on.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wouldn't it be a little too tiny to play on?

    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you gotta play, you gotta play♟️

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    While you might think of Shark Tank as a prestigious program for upcoming inventors, the show has also managed to feature some bizarre and questionable products that might have you saying, “Of course that’s a thing.” One of which was called the Ionic Ear, which was a bluetooth device that would literally be implanted into a person’s ear. It would need to be charged by plugging an AC adapter into the user’s ear, and it would require FDA approvals plus clinical trials to ever get the product off the ground. So unfortunately for the inventor, this product didn't take off.  

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    #13

    The Most Amazing Jeff Goldblum Dress In Front Of My Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain

    The Most Amazing Jeff Goldblum Dress In Front Of My Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be sure, but I think, maybe, she has just the tiniest weensiest crush on Mr Goldblum.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shower Jeff looks like he doesn’t approve of dress Jeff

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn't stop to think if she should.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he would love to be a fly on the wall there....

    Hollow Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my upvote. I don't know if I'm happy about it

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    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sure, but if I wear a Scarlett Johansson t-shirt, or have a Scarlett Johansson pillow, blanket, comforter and/or shower curtain, then I'm the weirdo. 🤷😁

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, better than a Janet Leigh shower curtain.

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    #14

    Ofcourse Perfect For Bathroom Singer Like Me

    Ofcourse Perfect For Bathroom Singer Like Me

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't this get water up your nose?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ~in the shower~ If you like then you shoulda glublugbulugdisguaguodhdigu

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me* sings *shower head* spraying water *me* places in mouth and drowns

    Nika B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶singing in the rain🎶

    Friendly neighborhood possum
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Singing in the shower is for snobs. I sing on the toilet. (Yes, possums use the toilet. What did you think we are,cats?)

    Kazza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be in the shower all day trying to rinse my hair under that little dribble

    Henk Goddemaer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...giving waterboarding that little extra fun...

    ralphmacchiosthirdwife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me giving the whole eras tour, choreography and all in my shower

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    #15

    Rubber

    Rubber

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    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ran out of gas for new movie ideas and had to steer in new direction I guess!

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched this. It's utterly ridiculous, but strangely entertaining.

    Fiona Parky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched it too. It’s bonkers, and very tongue in cheek. It’s like David Lynch and William Castle had a love child!

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than twilight. People still say that right? Right?

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, and there is indeed a love story in the movie as the tire becomes infatuated with an actress.

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By French director Quentin Dupieux, also known for his musical career as Mr Oizo. But there's more to this movie than just the short decription. There's a second layer of 'mise en abyme' and 4th wall breaking. The characters know that they are in a movie and there's even an audience "in movie". I won't say more, only that it's worth a watch. But it's one of those "hate it or love it" concept.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this tire fall off the Plymouth Fury from Christine ?

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gods I watched this while I was recovering from major surgery in the hospital, I thought I hallucinated it for a while after because I didn’t know the title!

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard the first time I watched this...it's so absurb

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks so ridiculously bad that is just has to be good!

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure to see "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and then imagine a movie with Robert vs the Killer Tomatoes. Lots and lots of gore.

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    Drive Suits was another infamous product that graced our televisions on Shark Tank. This was essentially a suit that allowed people to turn into real life Transformers. It was a robot suit that turned into a vehicle which could travel at speeds up to 12 mph. And while the creator, Drew Beaumier, didn’t have great luck with the investors from Shark Tank, he is still working on his products under the name of RoboCars Entertainment, which you can learn more about right here!

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    #16

    Best Sandwich

    Best Sandwich

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the quinoa and other accouterments.

    Barbara Schubert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, send some of these to Ron DeSantis for his next staff meeting

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trans and homophobes: ewww theyve even made themselves into f O o D! now i cant eat!

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "THE SANDWICHES HAVE GONE WOKE!!!!!!1!!! BOYCOTT SANDWICHES!!1!!"

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    #17

    Ofcourse 💀

    Ofcourse 💀

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure real zen. Yeah. Until some mystery critter crawls up your pants leg.

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    Russ Kincade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be thinking that it is important to get out of this fu*king hole before some idiot with a backhoe starts to fill it in.

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be thinking about how important it is to me, that nobody starts to shovel the dirt back in.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that every night in my own bed!

    Marie Lane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a memento mori https://www.ru.nl/studentchaplaincy/activities/our-garden-campus/purification-grave/idea-behind-purification-grave/

    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you need to lie down and think

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A university should have people smart enough to check the data on trench collapse fatalities before doing this

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And worry if someone is going start trying to bury you. Kind of like a trust fall but, with the fear of being buried.

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    #18

    The Titanic “Door” Pool Float

    The Titanic “Door” Pool Float

    Ok-Antelope9334 Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illustration incorrectly shows that it supports an extra person

    Tam StaR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Myth Busters did an episode on this one and proved they could've both fit AND even been above water level if they used Rose's life jacket to give buoyancy to the wood. We were always right.

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get TF off my door Leo, you’re too old!! 🦵Go find an inflatable French girl.

    Samsquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw Jack didn’t want too cus she was about 25

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4th one down on the side, I believe Jack fit just fine

    What A Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kate was too heavy. Here. I said it

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how they are just laying in an outline of the float and not actually in the water??? Hhmmmmmmm?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack could have fit Rose, you murderer.

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    One strange item that somehow ended up on Shark Tank was one that all golfers might understand the desire for: the UroClub. The UroClub is for those pesky moments when you’re out golfing and realize that you need to take a restroom break, despite being twenty minutes away from the clubhouse. It allows users to “discreetly” pee into the fake golf club, which comes with a “privacy towel,” and continue with their games. Amazingly enough, the creator, Dr. Floyd Seskin, actually struck a deal with Kevin Harrington and saw great success from the show. 

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    #19

    Catchup And Meowstard

    Catchup And Meowstard

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds disturbingly like "Mouse-turd"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They come is special flavors. The Meowstard is turkey flavored and the Catchup is salmon.

    Abigail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until you make a sandwich in the middle of the night and grab the wrong bottle

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are already finicky imagine getting them started on this and then they won't eat without condiments.

    AxolotlViolet (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't get it mixed up with regular condiments

    James H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey meow, thats purrfect!!!!

    Azziza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats read this over my shoulder and are now demanding I buy some.

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    #20

    My Dad’s Hotel Waffle In Texas

    My Dad’s Hotel Waffle In Texas

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just make my waffles in the shape of Colorado.

    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time try the Wyoming, just for changin'...

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    Bi Emo 007 (he/him) ️‍🇨🇦🇺🇦️🇯🇵
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything’s shaped like Texas in Texas. Even the people, and if they are not shaped like Texas at birth, the doctors sculpt them 😈

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once took a greyhound trip across the country with my best friend. Los Angeles to Orlando. We started keeping a list of observations about each state we passed through. Texas was "obsessed with the shape of their own state."

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texans are obsessed with Texas. I know, I'm from this crazy state. But, to be fair in this instance, it is a cool shape for a state.

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    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I was just telling someone the other day about how they had Texas shaped waffle makers in hotels down there. I’m Canadian and I love Texas!

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm way too focused on that bent fork to notice the waffle.

    Catherine Miles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. Stayed at a hotel in Texas as we were driving through. The breakfast station, which was awesome, had make your own waffle. It was quite good. It was funny seeing other people there surprised it was shaped like that. Lol

    Cthulhu Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a mini waffle Texas maker at HEB. It rocks

    Jenna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just discovered HEB 2 weeks ago. OMG, it's ahhhmazing. HEB, Whataburger, and Buc-ees ==The Holy Texan Trinity

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffft, and here I am making waffles in my he shape of Rhode Island

    A Very Bored Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Texas a couple weeks ago. Hotel waffles are indeed this adorable.

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    #21

    “Bokito Glasses” Are Used To View Gorillas Without Appearing To Use Direct Eye Contact As That Is Seen As A Threat To The Apes. Named After A Gorilla That Escaped And Attacked A Woman Who Did Just That For Weeks

    “Bokito Glasses” Are Used To View Gorillas Without Appearing To Use Direct Eye Contact As That Is Seen As A Threat To The Apes. Named After A Gorilla That Escaped And Attacked A Woman Who Did Just That For Weeks

    JBOBHK135 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could probably use these in meetings to look awake

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what my guilty chihuahua does with her eyes when I ask who s**t on my rug.

    Carlie21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So "rug" means "back" (as in, the part between your head and butt) in Dutch, so I was really confused there a minute

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    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the woman said she really felt the connection, because he kept looking her straight in the eye. So she kept on coming back everyday for weeks. Until Bokita, who was a full blown silver back gorilla decided he had enough, jumped over the water in his enclosure, climbed up the wall and went to look for her. When he found her, he stomped on her. Apparently, later zoologists told the woman (who was in the hospital following this ordeal) it was a sign of aggression he was looking at her and NOT a sign of affection…

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the explanation, very helpful.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just wear a pair of sunglasses. Not sure how many freely roaming gorillas I expect to run into in suburban Canberra (but kangaroos, yes)

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O. Fun fact: this happened in the Netherlands and now we have the word ‘bokito-proof’ in our dictionary, which (of course) means ‘violence resistant’.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attacked for weeks? I mean.. "C'mon Gerald, I'm just trying to eat my cereal"

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was giving them eye contact for weeks. If it the person I know of, there was this lady whom kept visiting the gorillas at a zoo, making eye contact and other facial expressions that are seen as aggressive by them, and was repeatedly told not to by the keepers, because the gorillas see it as a challenge. She told them she knew what she was doing and "has a special connection with them.", but after being, from their perspective, challenged for a while, a gorilla eventually got fed up and broke out to beat the lady. Didn't kill her, just sent her to the hospital because she thought she "had a special connection" and could ignore their body language and the advice of professional, only to find out she couldn't.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorilla won't beat your out of anger. Gorilla might beat you thinking he is doing humanity a favor by removing you from the gene pool.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupidity of people needs to have a solution for everyone. I remember that story and didn't have any pity for her.

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scariest part of the story is the gorilla could get out of his enclosure at any time.

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! He escaped multiple times! Apparently his enclosure wasn't bokitoproof

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    Another product from Shark Tank that deals with a slightly embarrassing matter was the Under-Ease. This product, which looks like a giant adult diaper, was designed to be anti-flatulence underwear. The creator told the sharks that they could confidently pass gas without anyone around them knowing, but unfortunately for him, they weren’t interested in the bizarre product. Perhaps the world just wasn’t ready for this idea yet…

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    #22

    Of Course An Anti Cannibalism Spray Exists For Chickens

    Of Course An Anti Cannibalism Spray Exists For Chickens

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    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even chickens know that chicken is tasty.

    River wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they mostly eat their eggs. We had to unalive a chicken because of that.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it only "reduces" cannibalism.

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, this can be a problem; hens peck at red things and will peck their own or others' cuts or raw skin.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one chicken that the others continually picked on and they pecked the back of her neck away until her spine was exposed

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason the phrase pecking order exists.

    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens regularly eat their eggs too! It’s even good for them

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't we gift these to PETA members?

    Karen Klinck Klinck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from the fact that I wouldn't give a PETA idiot the time of day?

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to make a chicken repelling car spray. The reason the chicken crossed the road is because a car was 10 ft away

    Abigail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think chickens think other chickens taste like chicken?

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    #23

    This Ring Finger Ring

    This Ring Finger Ring

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you gotta put two rings on it.

    Toni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great thing, if you want to marry yourself!

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you too can look like bad AI generated art!

    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zaphod Beeblebrox's little brother, who couldn't afford the whole arm.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reiterate my former position: you and I are destined to be great friends.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is how I improve my guitar playing

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real life mimicking AI art.

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    #24

    Planty! No!

    Planty! No!

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    Bucket
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attach the machete from earlier for some added fun.

    Ladyvischuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venus fly trap walker. Take them to the park to catch their own food.

    Val!
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining it falling to it's side and the plant just goes everywhere. I CANT STOP LAUGHING IDK WHY

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's official. We're too dumb to live.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess it's a good excuse for exercise.

    James H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was the creator smoking? whos his dealer?

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like the answer also. Asking for a friend of course! 😁

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leon would have loved this!

    Lyuben Petkov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can walk your plan and yourself to the mental hospital

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    If you’re a fan of waking up to the savory smell of bacon cooking, you might have been a fan of the Wake’n Bacon, which was featured on Shark Tank. This was an alarm clock, which had a cute yet simple pig face on it, that would wake snoozers by automatically cooking bacon at a set time. The sharks were not wowed by the idea, however, possibly due to concerns for safety or simply wondering why it would exist in the first place. So unfortunately, if you’re a bacon fan, you’ll need to cook your breakfast the old fashion way.   

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    #25

    A Machete Wielding Plant Controlled Robot

    A Machete Wielding Plant Controlled Robot

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just approach the plant and it will tell you all about it.. /s

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I fully support our AI overlords, but we are NOT arming the plants.

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all the things we could have possibly given a plant to wield... After all the aggressively pulling out weeds, flattening thousands of acres of forests, left those house plants to wither and die slowly.... we give it a machete.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So y'all really want nature to fight back? I'm more scared of that than a robot uprising; plants have plenty more to be angry about and want vengeance for.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno; did that silly Shyamalan movie make you think it’s probable or Iikely? After that mess, I laugh when I walk past some trees and plants.

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Angry plant ‘Come closer, human, come closer’…* YOU FORGOT TO WATER ME YESTERDAY, M**********R!!

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can, doesn't necessarily mean you should

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not a loaded firearm? Give them to the gun-humpers. Then they'll know how the rest of us feel.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what kind of a psychopath came up with this?

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s all the triffids need - machetes!

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    #26

    This Hummingbird Feeding Helmet

    This Hummingbird Feeding Helmet

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    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If hummingbirds were the only creatures attracted to it, I'd be all for it. My hummingbird feeders, however, lure in every stinging butt critter in my neighborhood.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am loving the term "stinging butt critter."

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because hummingbirds are the second most adorable a******s out there (the first being cats).

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that more as protection from birds, especially plovers and magpies

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw someone try to sell this on Shark Tank. They practically laughed him out of the room.

    Elisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would try this. I would probably regret it but I'd still try it.

    Julia Cargile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on the news last night.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the climate going haywire and hearing that the UK will have warmer conditions perhaps humming birds would like to relocate. However, they should avoid Wimbledon fortnight because you can guarantee it will overcast, windy and cold.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I don't need it. Hummingbirds does not live here.

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    #27

    Tree Thot

    Tree Thot

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    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t this appear on a different post and someone said it was his girlfriend?

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    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are mandrakes showing off their thickness?

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    Have you gotten some good ideas for gifts you can put into your family’s White Elephant gift exchange this year, pandas? Keep upvoting the photos of products that made you say, “Of course that exists,” and feel free to share your thoughts on these items in the comments below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more bizarre pics from this subreddit, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring r/Ofcoursethatsathing right here!

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    #28

    It's Sad That This Sign Was Necessary

    It's Sad That This Sign Was Necessary

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly after so many lawsuits, W***y Wonka had to step into the modern age.

    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the snozberries taste like snozberries!

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop protecting idiots from the consequences of their own actions. You're slowing down Darwinism and we need it to speed up.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I'm sayin, take warning labels off things that are common sense and let natural selection take its course.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would really love to know what idiots are out there licking walls. I wonder if this is for an entrance to a salt cave. But what I really want to know is, do the schnozverries really taste like schnozberries though?

    Gary
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Well clearly it was put there by some hipster prankster, don't believe everything on bored panda would be my suggestion.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if I can get a portable one of these to tape to my toddler

    Duck god
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a trend going around where people would lick things and post a video about it and say 'bet you cant clone me' and then people with cloning kits would go find where they licked and use their dna to well clone them

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    Norman Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this in Scottsdale, AZ ? They have a restaurant with a Himalayan salt wall they encourage patrons to lick !

    RosaTheWitch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the restaurant sell overpriced drinks, by any chance?

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    Spider Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly if i lick the floor they can't say anything because there's a sign posted

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note, please disregard when visiting chocolate factories

    Holly Stevens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the walls delicious? Where is this

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    #29

    Just Straight Guys Having Some Good Clean Fun

    Just Straight Guys Having Some Good Clean Fun

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you're not gay but your boyfriend is.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Landon was on the Tonight Show one time, Johnny Carson asked him, with everybody on Bonanza being men, were they gay? Landon said "No, we weren't gay...good thing Hop Sing was."

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    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Westboro Baptist Church, is that you?

    realenancy170
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a tiny peek out of the closet. It my help them make the rest of the journey.

    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that joke: Back in high school my best friend and me started a game of chicken, making each other do gay stuff. Now we have been married for 20 years with two children. If he doesn´t chicken out soon, I might really get suspicious...

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok 🎶

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I sleep all night, I work all day 🎶

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    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you live in a repressive, dangerous place and need extreme measures for safe cover.

    Emily Kerkstra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aw, i bet a chance to drop all the requirements of traditional masculinity would feel really good

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a trap!" -Admiral Akbar

    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this could be healthy for people who are experiencing difficulty in owning themselves.

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    #30

    Apple Music Has The Lyrics To The Star Wars Main Theme

    Apple Music Has The Lyrics To The Star Wars Main Theme

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Murray sang it with lyrics on SNL. "Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars, ..."

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they should bar wars, please let these Staaaaar Waaaaaars.... staaaayyyyy

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    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star wars... wonderful star wars... (what the hell was that Saturday Night Live skit???)

    James H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think thats the movie script

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As sung by Homer Simpson? EDIT: He's actually "DOH" humor fail.

    Alison Welles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, after 25 years of humming it wrong

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Homer Simpson wrote the Star Wars lyrics?

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how the lyrics match up to the music though

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    #31

    Sushi Sandwiches!

    Sushi Sandwiches!

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically an onigiri sold under a different name.

    Bi Emo 007 (he/him) ️‍🇨🇦🇺🇦️🇯🇵
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a Japanese person saw this they would either be very excited or cringe into the center of the earth

    Nolgoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres a place near me called Yummy Sushi Burrito. It is amazing. You can get standard sushi as a burrito (as in shaped like one, no tortilla used) or you can get it deepfried. So good

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    #32

    The Gift Of Nothing

    The Gift Of Nothing

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    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe the person who's tired of hearing "no really, I don't want you to get me anything", and decided to make a point.

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    Random Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's funny, but judging by this picture, it's wasting so much plastic...

    the fallen soufflé
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you don’t throw it away and regift it then not really

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    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lie! It says on the bottom that it contains air!

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of plastic that will Go into the landfill or poor ocean.

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i made one of these for my mom and aunt when I was younger, but I found it from an art book cand it was called "the lil jar of Nothing" it gave you a poem you put in a small jar and that was it, they loved it cause it was cute and funny, I made it over 18 years ago...

    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I truly said that I wanted nothing, then this would be irritating, because it is something, not nothing as well as being a ridiculous use of plastic.

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not confirm nor deny that I am seriously considering getting this for the friend who asks for nothing

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    #33

    Lucky Charms Hot Chocolate

    Lucky Charms Hot Chocolate

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried it and it's actually pretty disappointing. As with all things lucky charms, it's lacking appropriate Marshmallow to other c**p ratios.

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    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy dehydrated marshmallows from Amazon for $9. A big bag. They are the exact same as this just less colorful.

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do dehydrated marshmallows taste so much better than normal ones

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    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s magically delicious!” 😂

    Renee Prete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the Lucky Charms oatmeal last month

    Rottweiler Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who would love this!!

    James H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    add little baileys...and you got a solid start to your day

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    #34

    Sneaki Breki Crust

    Sneaki Breki Crust

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this make me uncomfortable?

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it looks *wrong*. And people are missing out - crusts are delicious

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if this is genius or an abomination or some combination of the two.

    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many people throw away the crust and not just eat it? Also, on some good breads the crust is the best part

    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texture. The crust is a different texture than the middle - and some people can notice the difference, and within the same bite that's not okay.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cool with the crust.

    Quirinus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Slovakia and Czech Republic we have something similar, it's called knedlik/knedla and it's served as a side dish to pork with cabbage or goulash etc. Kinda softer than traditional bread and it is prone to drying up rather quickly

    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my first ever knedlik this year when I was on a trip to Czech, and it was delicious! I'm guessing they are steamed?

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    Toni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it tofu? doesnt look like bread at all..

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    #35

    Wha?!?

    Wha?!?

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    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im guessing the same people who like Crocs might like this.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocs have a certain use. Wearing crocs at a wedding would be like wearing cut-offs (shorts) at a wedding. But anyone who doesn't recognize the legitimate use of crocs shouldn't be commenting on ANYONE's choices.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, I want light up shoes." "We have light up shoes at home." The light up shoes at home.

    Coffee_nut45?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be good for those of us who have to take our dogs out to do their business in the middle of the night. Some of us here in my apartment building use head just so we have enough light to pick up after our dogs.

    Coffee_nut45?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was supposed to say use a head light do we have enough light to pick up after our dogs. LOL my autocorrect needs some help.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you get up at 2 AM to go pee and you think, "You know what? I'm going to head out to the garden and look for slugs with the croc headlights. "

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can see when you step in s..........

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this for my nightly wheelchair runs

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    #36

    Bro Why

    Bro Why

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prevents juices from landing on your shirt

    Herringbone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant - no more burger flying out the other side when you bite into it.

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it would be good for a jammy doughnut. No drips on your clothes.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would stop your fingers turning into a sticky, sugary nightmare (sp?) too. God, I miss jam doughnuts (gluten intolerance)

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    Mary Henkle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are great for people who have difficulty with grip. My mom used one after her stroke. Very Handy!

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a good idea.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of those corn cobs holders we all used to have but mostly forgot to use and then, guess what? Your hands work just fine. A lot of gadgets are just a waste of money and space.

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an excellent idea, I’ve never managed to eat a Big Mac and walk away unscathed

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a dirty environment. Id use this just to hold while eating

    TeaAndWhimsy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um i have these. Actually really useful for juicy burgers but we almost always forget to use them! Good for holding chips...

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    #37

    Have You Ever Wanted Paper Towels That Are Reusable? Behold

    Have You Ever Wanted Paper Towels That Are Reusable? Behold

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise just known as a "towel"

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. its-its extrodinary. ive-ive never seen anything like it!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't show me what they offer in the toilet paper line.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! What next, bound paper Kindle content?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, apparently it's called a 'book'. My mother told me they used to have them, years ago.

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones on the right are not allowed in Florida. Too "woke".

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    #38

    Snickers Seasoning

    Snickers Seasoning

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    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A spoon and a glass of milk would work for me, but your idea is just equal to heaven!

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The commercial could start like: "Are you too slim? Then look no further!"

    Bri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this at my house, tastes real good on ice cream

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a Cinnamon Toast Crunch one too.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also have a Twix one

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't tell me this wouldn't be AMAZING with ice cream or in a milk shake!? Or basically incorporated into many different desserts!?

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for cakes 😃 (or milk)

    Lisa Metz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food lion and Kroger carry it, not sure about Walmart. It's delicious

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    #39

    Bunjesus Is The Only Christus I Want In My House

    Bunjesus Is The Only Christus I Want In My House

    1fsh2fshRdtFshBluFsh Report

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, the big J is hanging.

    TheOfficalJesusChrist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to get out a little, see the fun sides of life. Ya know?

    Chrissyfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I can't stop laughing...

    Not Sure
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry. He bounces back three days later.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't want one but made me laugh. So here's my thought - buy this. Buy a package of that non-destructive wall putty like some college dorms require. Go to the Vatican and get a bit ahead of one of those busloads of tourists groups. Stick it on the wall next to something they will be viewing and watch and wait as tourists ask the tour guide to explain the religious significance.

    Time2Roll86🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Cuz im a freeeeeeee bird yeahhhhh!”🎵🎵

    Chuckers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His hands whistle as he flies through the air...

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    #40

    Heinz Creates Spoon-Shaped Fries For The Perfect Ketchup Dip

    Heinz Creates Spoon-Shaped Fries For The Perfect Ketchup Dip

    fishflavoredbeer Report

    Emma Perkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup, eh, but loaded fries toppings? Or even a thick soup maybe. Ketchup was the worst way to advertise this

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    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not trying to eat ketchup i just want a dip, not a spoonful. Thats gross.

    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait but why do I kind of like this

    Von Birdlington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw this product and the entire Heinz family.

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, nothing like taking a big ol' spoon-full of ketchup right to the face

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they'll have to start making ketchup taste better

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    #41

    Hair Artistry Is Evolving

    Hair Artistry Is Evolving

    m4milly Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you have to be subjected to those particular hairstyles?

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do this at home bleaching your hair and using a printed plastic bag 😂

    Janeybent42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! Wasn’t there something on here once about the Walmart logo from a bag on someone’s head?! 😂

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually prints images onto extensions or a wig.

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can mine say "If you can read this, you are too close"?

    Von Birdlington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Society will collapse before this ever becomes a thing.

    Darrell Perry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can arrive at the party with the lamp shade already on your head!

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can it print me less frizzy?

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    #42

    Kinda Cool But Still

    Kinda Cool But Still

    rose-7106 Report

    Nika B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most ambitious crossover since infinity war

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many buns come in a package though

    2CentSally
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was a failed shark tank product. I feel like it was in an early season of the show and no one wanted to buy it

    Time2Roll86🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most American thing I’ve seen all day

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not American, it’s AMERICAN. (Idk if you get this’d but its a reference to something.)

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*ck it! I would eat it. Right now!

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only toppings that work equally well for both to me are ketchup, mustard, onion and pickles.

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    #43

    Fried Chicken Scented Fire Log

    Fried Chicken Scented Fire Log

    Thebirdman333 Report

    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough this shares 99% of the same ingredients as their chicken.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is missing the key ingredient though....chicken.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG NO!!!! I'd turn into an eating machine! Who doesn't get hungry from that smell?

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had just learned that KFC only follows 11 people, with name of herbs and spices. Best marketing ever.

    B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son got this as a joke gift, we burned it in the fire pit. It had zero smell. Not even a wood smell

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to end your ex so you generously give her the rest of your leftover campfire fuel and let the bears do it for you. I dunno... just trying to think why on earth I would want an area smelling like fried chicken if I didn't actually have fried chicken. Imagine the let down when the kids rush to the table based on the smell only to find out you are serving boiled okra for dinner not fried chicken. Good memories.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's assuming it smells as good as they claim.

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    Nika B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it smells finger-lickin good

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog be trying to lick thee firewood!

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now everyone in a 50 mile radius or down wind is in line at kfc. Genius marketing!

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    #44

    Side Table That Looks Like A Pile Of Cash

    Side Table That Looks Like A Pile Of Cash

    Winnipork Report

    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a dozen of this, as a Breaking Bad fan.

    Sarah Bell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, wait until they get robbed by some idiot that catches a glimpse of this through the window

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the hood so this is like a neon sign above my front door that says "Please come rob me."

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    Loading...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone broke into your house intending to steal something, this would be the perfect prank

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invite a new woman over to your place and see what happens...

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cash toilet paper rolls failed to catch on, they pivoted to this.

    christopher mccarthy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. i want this and will be looking into purchasing soon.

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    #45

    Baby Crocs

    Baby Crocs

    Akidcalledstorm Report

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby crocs du du dudu dudu

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooooooooooooooo!! Too late, it's stuck in my head already.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is considering seeing this as an improvement, I think I'll go and have a walk round the garden

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    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for when the kids keep losing their shoes and you need a place to keep track of them.

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a Tic Tok video where a mom had baby crocs for her baby and they were still a bit too big. So, she threw them in a pot of boiling water to shrink them down and it worked 😂!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining the dance involved trying to get the beach sand out of those.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schuhplattler, a German dance where they slap the bottom of their shoes.

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    ANGEL BABY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are actually kind of cute 🥰

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yo dawg! I heard you like crocs, so I put crocs on your crocs!" -- Xzibit

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    #46

    I'd Just Keep It In My Closet To Deal With Any Moisture

    I'd Just Keep It In My Closet To Deal With Any Moisture

    PurpleBananaBoi Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in Hawaii this would be used up in 39 seconds

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a tiny handbag inside?

    Rachel Hamrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a shoulder bag. It's super humid in TN, so it wouldn't last long here.

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    #47

    Fake ATM Receipts

    Fake ATM Receipts

    aelbaum Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With inflation they need to aim higher. Thankfully I can relate because I too can almost pull 400$ out of my bank account. Just uh wait until Friday

    Tim Nicebutdim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've bought some Coutts ones for Nigel Farage.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! I thought he was the one but he uses ATMs with fees!

    Danny Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have a balance of Pi, just my decimal point is in a different position :-(

    bill boley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man. time and date? looks like 01-13-03, 10:45am, So 13 January 20 years ago? A fake receipt from 20 years ago is a good option? Just tell her your broke-a*s story and hope for the best

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah its fake, anyone who knows me knows I dont have six figures laying around while driving my 22 year old car ( my car is great ngl lol, low miles)

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I thought hose loan. Useful in water shortage and hosepipe ban.

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    arlene ponte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand this at all

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    #48

    This Mac & Cheese Candle That Smells Just As Bad As You’d Expect

    This Mac & Cheese Candle That Smells Just As Bad As You’d Expect

    cuppytron Report

    Marie Lane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t possibly be any worse than Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP “vagina” scented candle.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww. Burn that along with the Kentucky Fried Chicken log and you'll get that Just-partied-in-frat-house-feeling.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's for dinner Mom, it smells great!? Presto logs and candles.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make me hungry!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like peanut butter, smells like Kraft chemicals

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't taste good either.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better smelling than Gwyneth Paltrow’s My V*gina candle.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have one that smells like hotdog too....bleh

    MNCold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it should be KRAFT MAC & CHEESE scented...

    the waka baka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember their pineapple pizza scented one

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    #49

    This Deodorant Scent (Flavour?)

    This Deodorant Scent (Flavour?)

    Gregrodilanti Report

    Tata Connasse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France, it's called " leather and cookies", and of course it smells like that artificial, indetermined sh*t they make for men's shower gels.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called leather and cookies in the uk, too. But they may as well have called it "this s**t is going to choke you to death just like all our other deodorants but somehow smell even worse"

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    Spider Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no the teenage douchebags are evolving

    Illifred
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany, it's "Leather & Cookies" too. And I really LOVE that smell.

    Riche White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Axe products usually smell disgusting. Many schools ban the use of it because it's so bad

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Armpits and asss? But isn't that what we started with

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word "danger" needs to be up a few lines.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me at Axe. I've never smelled an Axe product that wasn't nasty / didn't make me wrinkle my nose.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AXE anything is completely revolting and screams I AM 15 AND H0RNEY!

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    #50

    Balenciaga's New $1790 Bag

    Balenciaga's New $1790 Bag

    bbethebeesknees Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect accompaniment to the destroyed jeans listed earlier for the trendy derelict look

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the person who has everything, aside from common sense.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure by now thst Balenciaga is taking the p**s with everything they sell overpriced, and they're thinking "what else can we get away with?" for each and every new item they shell out

    bill boley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really about the only plausible explanation for this head-scratching silly

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    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these the same people who sold a tote that looked just like the IKEA blue shopping bag? That was hilarious.

    bill boley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed they are. get your order in early before they sell out!!

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    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember their ads featuring kids holding BDSM Teddy Bears? Oh those shoes in this pic, Blech!

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my Ziploc® wallet in mine.

    No spam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to have a copy of the blue IKEA shopping tote bag as well for over $2,000

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    #51

    Covid Stuffie, Along With Vaccine And Variants

    Covid Stuffie, Along With Vaccine And Variants

    iamveryDerp Report

    Kathleen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a concert lineup. COVID with Vaccine and the Variants.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly Parton could write a song about someone called Vaccine

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a site called Giant Microbes which has plush versions of absolutely everything you could think of - even STDs. As I joke one year I got Mad Cow Disease for my mom and Chlamydia for my brother. :) I've also sent some to my friend who's a scientist.

    Lakota Wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the Giant Microbes! Years ago, I got "Malaria" for my dad, not because he had malaria, but because he'd had an accident and had catastrophic brain damage and his hands tended to curl into fists... the Malaria plushie was the perfect shape for holding in one hand and helping him to stretch his fingers :) (My sister called it "the pickle" because she thought it was a pickle.) My dad died two years ago and now "Malaria, the Pickle" sits on a shelf next to his ashes :)

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I crocheted a coronavirus for my best friend. She still suffers the effects from when she got actual covid 3 years ago so I made her one so she could beat it up

    French panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the MRSA one in the corner: the one with a few brown balls and a cape

    Spirited7Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love GiantMicrobes! (That’s the name of the brand) I have a red blood cell, it’s adorable! 🥰

    LadyAna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe from here? https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/

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    #52

    This Is America

    This Is America

    viivaass Report

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain: Who needs a bulletproof backpack? James Bond? Lol *reads title* ohhhhhh damn. I'm sorry, USA that this is a real thing

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately there is a whole line of school bags with bulletproof linings for children. Awful that they are needed. America wake up and do something about this

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR????!!! Wtf?? Why aren’t they doing anything?? I guess it doesn’t matter if it happens to other people, when you’re getting your crooked pockets lined with dirty cash. It makes me sick

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    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish I could say what’s the point of this

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long before the active shooter drills include: "make sure your bulletproof vest is on and fastened and use your bulletproof bookbag to shield your head and neck."

    StrangePenguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has been shootings near my school, and in my county so a lot of parents got similar ones for their kids so some of my classmates have these

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I’m so sorry, Penguin. Stay safe 💙

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teacher and my parents have thought about buying me one 🤦‍♀️ Anyone want to sponsor a visa to the UK or EU for me??

    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure that’s just a backpack

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately this is the truth we live in. You are also able to buy bulletproof inserts for regular backpacks. It churns my stomach knowing this is our reality

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    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure is. My sons have actually looked these up.

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My backpack isn't bullet proof, but Premier does make a kevlar insert that is specifically for that model of backpack. The Eberlestock Switchblade.

    shan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost bought one, then my son decided he liked online school better. I can’t believe this is our reality.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Not so long ago I would have scoffed at the idea that formerly-banned high-powered weapons would become so much the center of so many people's identity in this country that they would freak out at the mere suggestion that someone can't have one in certain circumstances. Truly surreal.

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    #53

    The Sequel

    The Sequel

    toohottooheavy Report

    themusa101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have played dos before, personally i prefer uno more

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third version should be named Windows

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohmygosh it's a real game, how have I never heard of this??? Must buy.

    A Bi-Cycle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen it in shops. For some reason they don’t have classic Uno anymore :(

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This display upsets my sense of order.

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    #54

    Horseshoe

    Horseshoe

    Blonde-Tabby Report

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hideous. I don't know which shoe is worse- this one or the baby crocs

    Faith Treiss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats easy. This one. Its an abomination

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be more impressive if it looked like a hoof.

    #55

    Thor's Hammer

    Thor's Hammer

    BigAlland311 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of just want to hit something with it and enjoy the chaos

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you drink enough of the booz we you very well may get your wish.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's one way to get hammered. Are you worthy to down an entire bottle of whiskey in one sitting and take a magical trip to Valhalla?

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the most virtuous can hold their licquor?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a Thor hammer. This is a Thor hammer: products-c...973034.jpg products-classic_copper_hammer_04-312bh1-64b5345973034.jpg

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisely everyone in the photos is holding on to the base, and not just by the "handle"...

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only those the booze deems worthy can drink from the hammer.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with some sort of cleaning device???

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks so little in the first pic

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    #56

    Computer Angel

    Computer Angel

    Twelve-Majestic-Lies Report

    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It “may” also help you to fly or “may” help you to defeat your enemies by mindpower. But you “will” however, lose you money.

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tons and tons of these, and there are like $4.99, the reason I got them is that before my mom was put in hospice, she went into the hospital every day to get fluid off her hernia and kidneys and while there she would buy a random one of these there just so she would have something to give me, SHE always got one of these, But Now Im no longer going to EVER ever get another one of these because she passed away 2 months ago in may....... I would give anything for her to walk through that door and give me one of these stupid metal trinkets......

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My computer angel is called Paul and he's on extension 4442

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Everyone knows it’s only a rubber duckie that works.

    The Blue Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need a bit of extra help you can try two. I have 11! (Someone who's reading this help me please they're plotting against me I'm scared)

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    Helene Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother had this stupid thing. Sigh.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a gargoyle version.

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Steve Jobs, is that you?

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told it works best if the believer attaches two wires, puts it in his mouth and the wires in the neareast power outlet. I've heard that the user can actually see the angel then. Never tried it, though.

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    #57

    Why Not Just Mix Cinnamon And Sugar?!

    Why Not Just Mix Cinnamon And Sugar?!

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    your sarcastic bestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i bought this once and it tasted just like cinammon toast crunch

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and for those in the UK - it does what it says on the tin.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boss, what do we do with all the crumbs from the cereal processing line?"

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me , but I would actually buy this😃👍!

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trim your nails before putting your picture online *pukes*

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom always kept a spice jar filled with a mix of cinnamon and sugar in the cupboard for sprinkling on toast. Buying a branded - and undoubtedly chemical-laden - version would have disgusted her. PS she also always kept a mini shaker of cinnamon in her purse, to add to coffee when she was out. She really loved cinnamon.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you just add pulverized graham crackers to cinnamon sugar?

    No spam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also sell Kraft macaroni & cheese dust to sprinkle on popcorn

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    #58

    Good Way To Spend $2.5k

    Good Way To Spend $2.5k

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    Heiko Braun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the days, when I was a downhill skateboarder, this was my normal look. I was not good at this sport.

    Wubbleyew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think im more concerned about the shoes somehow

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use the machete plant and cut the fück out of it

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ideal way for a fool to part with their money

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are always two ... one criminal who calls the price and one idiot who calls "I take it!".

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that "I work hard for a living" look...which you can get from construction, farming, etc on the cheap, or on Rodeo Drive for a small fortune.

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a pack of dogs have been trying to rip them off him,then dragged him through a few hedges

    Laughing otter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time, Balenciaga made the most beautiful clothes. What the hell happened?

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    #59

    Armcoffin Or Coffinchair?

    Armcoffin Or Coffinchair?

    misunderst00dpianist Report

    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, but it would be better with a darker stain on the wood

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darker stained wood, red velvet lining. It would look like a thrown for a vampire king/queen.

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    H G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funerals is going to be interesting.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, I want it, but can i get it in black with red interior?

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have found my perfect office chair 😻

    Bucket
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they can sit you up and have you stare out at the assembled attendees for your funeral?

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A comparison device for those who yURN comfort.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it comes in a lazy version...

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    #60

    Windows 95 Cola, Sold In Japan To Advertise The Release

    Windows 95 Cola, Sold In Japan To Advertise The Release

    amadu77 Report

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    #61

    Tiny Nutella

    Tiny Nutella

    ANC_90 Report

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These make great stocking stuffers!

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually put those in all the stockings I put together last year. I got squeals of delight when people pulled them out...

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw these at dollar tree with the tiny jellies and spreads and cheeses to make gift baskets up

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sold during Easter season to fit in baskets.

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrinkflation! Probably the SAME PRICE as the larger jar used to be :(

    Anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like an emergency snack. I kinda like it.

    Vera Diblikova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case of emergency. For 1.grade diabetics excelent.

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    #62

    Gold Fish Shaped Ham, Hopefully It’s Kosher

    Gold Fish Shaped Ham, Hopefully It’s Kosher

    abaganoush Report

    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they also have some ham shaped fish?

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I'd be happy with ham-shaped ham and fish-shaped fish. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to technically eat ham on Fridays during lent.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen this in Tesco. Maybe it's a regional thing

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those aren't googly-eyes, someone messed up.

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    #63

    Official Heinz Shirt That Has A Fake Ketchup Stain On It

    Official Heinz Shirt That Has A Fake Ketchup Stain On It

    l_ambert Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just have a kid. Any shirt you own is guaranteed stained in 15 minutes

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something twisted about raising money for hunger using a ketchup stain, right?

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does not look like ketchup to me 🩸

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here is a person that has never seen a large blood stain before, Trust me its ketchup, Im on blood thinners and I basically eat myself..... I know what blood looks on diff stuff

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of gag inducing Gen z words and phrases in this corporate horseshit advertisement is pathetic.

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    #64

    Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain

    Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain

    AppreciableAppendage Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's not complete without a few dinos chasing him!

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    #65

    Snickers Coffee

    Snickers Coffee

    Imesseduponmyname Report

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WITH THE SNICKERS SPICE AHHHHHHH WE GETTIN FANCY UP IN HERE

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this odd? Mars milk has been out for yonks.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have Mounds Bar flavoured milk in Scotland.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd drink this if I wasn't allergic to nuts.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought one, and it is absolutely vile. It tasted to me like spoiled milk and coffee, and it was in date!

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    #66

    A Simple Pet

    A Simple Pet

    RascalCat2020 Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Updated from the 70s version!

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if the original idea wasn't stupid enough. Presumably the USB cable does nothing either

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the original pet rock. I am old school

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it’s a Petabyte rock.

    #67

    Watermelon Tenderloin? Isn’t Tenderloin A Cut Of Meats? Last I Checked, Watermelons Don’t Have Loins

    Watermelon Tenderloin? Isn’t Tenderloin A Cut Of Meats? Last I Checked, Watermelons Don’t Have Loins

    KamikazeSenpai21 Report

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I saw these in the store yesterday. They wanted $12 for one when the whole watermelons were $4 each.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I get the T-bone, does that have rind?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melons have loins? Well, you loin something new every day?

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the people who brought us cauliflower steak

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe for vegans that have fooled themselves into thinking watermelon steak is good

    #68

    Yummy Arteries 🤤

    Yummy Arteries 🤤

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to see the ridiculous inflatable swan thing

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://shrigshop.com/products/david-shrigley-merchandise-ridiculous-inflatable-swan-thing

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it is licorice. I am amused.

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $7 for twizzler bites????

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    #69

    Classroom Safety Pods. I Hate This Has To Be A Thing

    Classroom Safety Pods. I Hate This Has To Be A Thing

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    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a “thing” in pretty much every other part of the world.

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) ridicule that this is a necessity 2) how many fit inside?? 😳

    Robert D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never forget the Republican solution is more guns. I'm so damn tired of sharing a country with them.

    A Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all good until someone farts...

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, it's almost like we can just ban guns or something.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    GAS chamber?

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    What in the snowflake wokeness....

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DeSantis says we've got to protect kids and since Republicans refuse to do more than t & p the schools had to come up with something! Maybe you prefer your kids with "extra air conditioning" but most of the country doesn't.

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    #70

    Of Course My Scale Wished Me A Happy New Year

    Of Course My Scale Wished Me A Happy New Year

    misterfuss Report

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if ever there was an appropriate time for " Da fuq?"

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It beats, "Ooofff... please... get off.... can't breathe."

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My invention: a scale that you can set to your ideal weight on New Year's Day (and then never changes more than a pound (.5 kg) either way...

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose with so many people having weight-based New Year's resolutions, it *sort of* makes sense?

    #71

    Sparkles In My Food? Sure, Why The Fudge Not?

    Sparkles In My Food? Sure, Why The Fudge Not?

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    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You too can have sparkly pooh.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I have edible gold spray and such in my baking cupboard, it's probably miniscule bits of edible gold or something. I'm more focused on it being "star spangled"... oh, Canada's gonna get mad. >.>

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes i wonder if some products evolve from mistakes in the batch. Like "oh look, the syrup crystalized and looks like glitter. Can we still sell it?"

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when they finally admit microplastics are in everything and decide to just embrace it.

    A Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it make my doodie sparkle too?

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone needs a little extra sparkles in their life ...

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they’re finding micro plastics in our stomachs

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those microplastics have to be used SOMEWHERE ...

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Canadian maple syrup mafia does not support this

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    #72

    Cup Noodles Museum

    Cup Noodles Museum

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of disappointed in the shape of it, though

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but the factory’s steam/smoke stack is cup ramen shaped. I pass it on the train on the way to Tokyo.

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    supertall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to the Cup Noodles museum in Yokohama and it's good fun!

    Baseball is Life
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun! Come to Minnesota and visit the SPAM museum in Austin. The history of SPAM is quite interesting, it really is! Jalapeño SPAM was yummy

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's more than one. There's one in Yokohoma (pictured) and another in Osaka, and also one in Hong Kong. At the one in Yokohoma, at least, you can actually design your own personal cup of ramen with whatever ingredient/flavouring you want. :)

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    #73

    For When You Don’t Like Wearing Socks

    For When You Don’t Like Wearing Socks

    Lyssepoo Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone decided to call insoles "flat socks" and market them as a new product

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but ones you need to change daily. Clearly thought up by an insole sales marketing guy.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So an insole? Or, in this case, an odour-eaters insole?

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't they show every time the wearer takes a step?

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    #74

    Pickle Salsa

    Pickle Salsa

    Efficient_Monitor288 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this just like relish?

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be weird for this but I love pickles and hate relish, pickles should not be sweet

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    Jen&Tonic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought this at Aldi, it was AWESOME!

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've bought this. It's great on hotdogs.

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    #75

    Found This In The Local Tkmaxx 😳

    Found This In The Local Tkmaxx 😳

    liam_tml Report

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really worry about the mental state of the marketing team on this.

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is marmite? And what does Africa smell like?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a spread made from yeast extract, like vegemite. I imagine Africa would smell dusty.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you define Africa with just a smell?

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a typo, of TJ Maxx called TK Maxx in other countries?

    David Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lover of marmite, I get that bit, but why Africa?

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    #76

    Sheep Milk Vodka (Unfiltered)

    Sheep Milk Vodka (Unfiltered)

    maybeaddicted Report

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case anyone is wondering, it does not taste like sheep or milk. Rather, the whey is used for fermentation and adds a silkiness to the vodka

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have all male sheep right now. Will have to pass

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a vodka brand here in the UK called Black Cow, and yes, it’s cows milk. Tastes delicious.

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess some people don’t know what a Whey wash is and how you can use it for fermentation. It doesn’t taste like milk, just alcohol really

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought people only drank cow and goat milk?

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some stores they sell sheep milk. It's delicious and has more protein than cow's milk (at least the label says so), but it's more expensive

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    #77

    A Candle That Smells Like Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, And Stuffing

    A Candle That Smells Like Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, And Stuffing

    baltinerdist Report

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... you mean it smells like Anxiety and Repressed Rage?

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    #78

    Wd40 Cologne For When You Just Can’t Get Enough Of That Sweet Shop Scent

    Wd40 Cologne For When You Just Can’t Get Enough Of That Sweet Shop Scent

    Carmileion Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely just spray WD-40 on yourself instead if that's what you want to smell like

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did yesterday when I missed the radiator drain tap. ;-)

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    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if a man gets rusty “down there”, they can just spray this on it, and they’ll be able to be back “up” in business 😂😂?

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Wd40 is not a lubricant! It is a water displacer up to 40 degrees. 2. I want this...

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also need hydraulic fluid and gasoline scents. Not.

    Gizzywig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s brought a migraine on just looking the picture

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    #79

    At Least They Made The Flavor Something No One Would Ever Buy

    At Least They Made The Flavor Something No One Would Ever Buy

    Extra-Act-801 Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'll be the one that would try this. Afterall, licorice=fennel, which flavors Italian sausage, so....

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black licorice flavored hotdogs? 🤢🤮🤮!!! I like black licorice, but I don’t think I could eat it hot.

    your sarcastic bestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg my uncle sent me a pic of "red white and blue" hot dogs...they were flavored vanilla, blue raspberry and strawberry 🤢 guess where he lives?

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just because you can ... doesn't mean you should.

    A Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should be known that this is from a satire instagram. It's not real, ya rubes!

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this real? This can't be real.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure even the Finns would like this...

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    #80

    Tobacco Bell

    Tobacco Bell

    rainyfelicity Report

    Ansirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread it as Tabasco Bell

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    #81

    Yep

    Yep

    QorstSynthion Report

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing screams Kmart Australia more than this

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't everything a shaped object?

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the manufacturers do not know the purpose for this item...

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to say something witty and sarcastic but I'm actually at a loss for words here. ....well this might just be the whitest thing I've ever seen.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted my own set of shaped objects!! All my dreams have finally come true!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are meant to be like the Grimms rainbow arches used in early childhood education, but usually there would be more than two.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe useful for tracing the shape in abstract or geometric drawing.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is what happens when the product designer leaves the company before telling the marketing people what the product is supposed to be.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're shaped, they're objects... see nothing wrong here

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmm, why? Oh! They're natural too!

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    #82

    The Face Blanket - The Blanket With A Breathing Hole

    The Face Blanket - The Blanket With A Breathing Hole

    FunnyID Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to smother someone but can't commit.

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost costume for a cyclops

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this would be great for taking a nap at the beach

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even mad. That's brilliant.

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    #83

    Twinkie Flavored Candy Canes

    Twinkie Flavored Candy Canes

    MrKTE Report

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought some green apple once, they were pretty good. I dunno about Twinkie flavor though.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate mint, so try to buy other flavours, though it's not always easy to find them. I liked the green apple ones but most common seem to be (where I live) tutti frutti.

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    Tracy Potter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad, but would not buy again.

    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would either be really really good or really really bad

    #84

    LED Toilet Paper Holder. Gradual Color Changing Glow For Standart Rolls

    LED Toilet Paper Holder. Gradual Color Changing Glow For Standart Rolls

    Adan714 Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, if it glowed red when the roll was almost done, they may be onto something.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's going to be a really s**t disco!

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! I want an integrated finger trap that latches on to the fingers when someone pulls out to the pitiful remnants of paper stuck to the cardboard roll and doesn’t release until that roll has been replaced. I don’t care if you have to do it against your dominant hand (no handism here) I just want you to replace the effing roll!

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something that makes it even more fun for the cats to play!

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a good nightlight option for people with kids

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this save having to switch the light on when I get up at 3am?

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like pooping on the dance floor.

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    #85

    Non-Woke Coffee

    Non-Woke Coffee

    throozer Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With added gratuitous Bible quote for good measure. Probably comes with free bullets too

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no hate like christian love

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That logo though, straight outta Germany circa 1940...

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see the most "woke" streamer/influencer/celebrity/whatever (anyone that will go viral) have a cup of this an announce loudly that it's the "most woke" coffee they've ever tasted.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For non-snowflakes only! No snowflakes are allowed to drink this coffee This coffee is only for true red, white, and blue Americans who bleed 🩸 for their glorious nation. Every time you take a sip, a bald eagle 🦅 gains its wings and “God Bless America” plays. Save up your receipts from ten bags and send them in to get your very own “Don’t Tread on Me” flag. Coffee is decaf only. Made in Colombia.

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it tastes like utter s**t.

    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean "it"? pronouns, seriously? we do NOT use pronouns because they will turn the kids gay. /s

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    m pum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely nazi symbolism at the bottom of the bag. 🤬

    Woundwort42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer Matthew 7.12 or Luke 6.31 (be woke)

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, a verse that fundamentalist and hyper-conservative Evangelicals seem to forget about.

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    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfair Trade Coffee! We swindled each and every farmer that produced this out of most of his pay, so you can sip this and think happily on his family which is now destitute and starving.

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The symbol in the center of the logo that looks like one S from the nazi SS logo is not a good look. Just because somebody is sick of woke s**t, doesn't mean they want to be a nazi.

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    #86

    I Mean.. Seems Like A Good Deal, Right?

    I Mean.. Seems Like A Good Deal, Right?

    NikkiGnarley Report

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ronald McDonald: Make fun of my shoes NOW, bitches!!

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knuckle sandwich 4 the ol' arch enemy.

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No officer. That was in my happy meal. I swear... (al lot)

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ronald and Wendy bout to throw hands!!!

    #87

    I Am Both Repulsed And Intrigued

    I Am Both Repulsed And Intrigued

    tearsintherainscoob Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like root beer floats, this would taste like that.

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Root beer milk is awesome and it's been around for decades. We have a couple of local dairies here in Central California, Nutcher Farms in Modesto, and Rosa Brothers in Hanford, that produce it (and several other yummy flavors, including orange cream, banana, horchata, vanilla, strawberry, cotton candy, and, chocolate, of course.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On of the local dairy's here sells it all the time, not just limited edition.

    KariAdoresHerKats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodness no! Root beer is an abomination

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would drop a scoop of vanilla ice cream in that and go wild.

    Robert D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing. I mix milk and cream soda or root beer all the time

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    #88

    $10 Water For Dogs

    $10 Water For Dogs

    HSPnoobie Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this toilet water? If so both my dogs would love this

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....don't ask me how, but somehow, I read this as "vagina water"...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see how, especially with the fancy 'W'.

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    realenancy170
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would turn his nose up at it just because I spent money!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog I am sitting loves puddle water. Has to sample every puddle in the park. She also decided to investigate the bowling pavillion today as tea was being made. She's absolutely lovely but quite inquisitive and loves to sniff at everything, though she doesn't eat or lick things she's not supposed to. :D

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad idea if you have to do a long drive with dogs. Although I guess you could just take a dog bowl and a bottle of water for them too

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    #89

    In Response To The Post For Dr Pepper Peeps

    In Response To The Post For Dr Pepper Peeps

    dexbasedpaladin Report

    Nupraptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried a can, it was just Pepsi with extra sugar. So... accurate, I guess?

    Shannon Dalgård
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I read this with Mr. Herbert's voice? (Family Guy)

    Frappuchino the hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6th grade history teacher was selling these 50 cents each

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    #90

    I'd Give It A Shot

    I'd Give It A Shot

    Annsman1010 Report

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Imagine these with a thin soul of mozzarella inside the meat.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does spam exist? because it shouldn't

    Nupraptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, like, Croquettes? I'm down.

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spam fritters are a staple of fish and chip shops.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not round here. We used to get them for school dinners. Our chippy only does pies and jumbo sausages (besides very good fish and chips!).

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These have to be for sale in Hawaii but I have never seen them

    Anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a thin corndog.. I'd eat them

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    #91

    Minecraft Creeper Crunch

    Minecraft Creeper Crunch

    ilovecheese514 Report

    nini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a flavour-explosion if you bite on a green marshmallow?

    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Minecraft picking up sound* ~p a~

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is that odd really. If something becomes popular with kids, there's a good chance it'll end up in the cereal aisle. Even as a kid in the 80s I remember Mr.T cereal, Smurf cereal, etc...

    #92

    Got This For Christmas Today

    Got This For Christmas Today

    Icy_Western_742 Report

    Lakota Wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're delicious, I swear! (Orange flavored, not mac and cheese flavored) XD IMG_6792-6...02f559.jpg IMG_6792-64b5f8202f559.jpg

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    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw these at my Walmart. I might just have to be curious and buy a box, and see if they actually taste like mac and cheese🤷‍♀️

    Lakota Wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These showed up on a Bored Panda list months ago, and I took one for the team and ordered some. They're delicious. They don't taste like mac and cheese, though, more like orangey-citrus. They're quite good XD

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    Anna Listler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the lunchables version once. Ehhh. Probably tastes like cheap gummy candy, not mac and cheese.

    Jtheslay (he/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those r so gross I got those for my birthday

    Cathy Jo Baker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had mac n cheese ice cream. It was actually tasty.

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh i'd try most food things once

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    #93

    LEGO IKEA Sets

    LEGO IKEA Sets

    eCockpit89 Report

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    storage box with the floor tile as a cover is good for clean up

    Robert Skinner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how would you tell if it was missing pieces

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    #94

    Oreo Thins, With Extra Stuff!

    Oreo Thins, With Extra Stuff!

    Zingermama Report

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A psychic midget escaped from prison so there is a small medium at large.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you'll find they're with extra stuf.

    pugtraain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that just an ordinary oreo?

    No spam
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha, so, an Oreo

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they just sell us the middle please. Let's get rid of the cookie part once and for all

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We need to increase our obscene profits! How do we replace the more expensive ingredient?" "Boss, I have an idea...."

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the discerning ----------------------------- ----------------------------- ----------------------------- white supremacist.

    #95

    New Lay’s Flavors In Iowa…

    New Lay’s Flavors In Iowa…

    EpsteinsBro Report

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who hates the texture of corn chips, I am honestly all for it. Can't tell you how many times I've honestly said "man, I wish they'd make this flavor in a potato chip." I'm not even a particular fan of ranch, I just love that this exists.

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's another one that makes me think manufacturer mistake marketed as a new idea. "Ooops we seasoned these with the dorito powder, now what?"

    DarkBlueOtter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cool and all, but everyone knows that the true flavor of those lays chips is air

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've bought the Smartfood (white cheddar-coated popcorn) flavoured Lays. Yeah, I'd rather just eat popcorn, but I've had a lot of migraine-inducing jaw issues and there are stretches of time when I just can't chew it. The chip version is not the same, but pretty good.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried the nacho cheese flavoured ones. They weren’t nearly as good as I thought they would be

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the world's biggest ranch fan, but how did this not exist previously???? Definitely worth trying out.

    LB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried them and they are extremely delicious

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also make Funyuns flavored Wavy Lay's

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    #96

    Mclovin Toy

    Mclovin Toy

    agexvii Report

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! I had nightmares of this damn clown when I was a kid, and now this is just going to bring them back, but in a more derogatory way 😖😖

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flip me over for the a**l ketchup dispenser.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No.... That isn't beyond creepy...no.

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    #97

    Joker Shrek “Hey Donkey! You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?”

    Joker Shrek “Hey Donkey! You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?”

    JTB696699 Report

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    #98

    Wet Wipes Specifically For Wiping Up S’mores Messes

    Wet Wipes Specifically For Wiping Up S’mores Messes

    UghItsColin Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it clean up the stickiness. I am intrigued

    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a bit of oil like what's in makeup removing wipes

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, just regular wet wipes, but three times the price because..Hershey.

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just attempted cleaning up my 3yo neice post-s'mores using wipes a few days ago. I guarantee these will not work.

    No spam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PR dept. worked overtime on these

    #99

    Twinkies Flavored Iced Latte

    Twinkies Flavored Iced Latte

    Cook9677 Report

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before, and honestly, it can't be any worse than any other bottled coffee drink.

    Scott J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like brown river water.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love coffee, but this is an abomination, simply because twinkies taste like chemicals and that's now how I want my coffee to taste.

    #100

    Glockulator

    Glockulator

    FlamesToDust1992 Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes imagine the scenes in a classroom if someone pulls that thing out of their bag...

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a right handed person I would like this to be made pointing the other way around. This one looks like a left handed model to me.

    shado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glock-u-lator. NO! I want to be glocked right now!

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A calculated risk device.

    J Perez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An easy way to get shot by cops over a calculator... At least, here in the US.

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    #101

    Weener Kleener

    Weener Kleener

    mopeiobebeast Report

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this at a candy shop and I hate it!

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it says, “One size fits most men!” 😂😂😂

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a banana for scale. ;-)

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of sounds like one of those "technicalities " that Mormon kids make up

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a girl, I have a few Weiner questions: is this Weiner good for more than one wash ... If your Weiner gets stuck, are you in the shower forever ... if you have multiple guys in your home, do you share the Weiner?

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What age old dilemma? In what era of human evolution has any single person ever been like "oh no, how on earth am I gonna clean my d**k?! If I only had a soap donut to masturbate myself clean!"?

    𖤐houseplant𖤐
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Large or small or inbetweener, nothing beats a Cleaner Weiner!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is weirdly specific.

    Jayden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weiner cleaner more like

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Momma Ridgeway's Clean Ween Soap!! 😆

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    #102

    Specialty Cat Water

    Specialty Cat Water

    hikikomoriis Report

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't the manufacturers come up with a better way to say it's for urinary health care of cats? It sounds like it's water that's had wee added to it.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cat Drinking Water" would be a bit better.

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    iMOGENE CARGO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually used for cats that have bladder/kidney issues because it has all of the minerals n stuff that contribute to crystals, stones n other issues. It's also pH balanced which is an important factor when you have a cat that is prone to these issues. I used this for a year before I got a reverse osmosis system because my dog kept having bladder issues n 2 of my male cats kept having issues then one of my other male cats developed a blockage 2x & needed surgery so we were looking for anything that could reduce the risk while we saved up to have his urethra widened. That's when we realized we had very hard water & that it was a huge contributor to these issues. Once we stopped giving our animals our tap water, ALL of the animals stopped having urinary/kidney/bladder issues. Before that we were going to the vet 1-2x a month for these things. They were all on prescription diets before we switched the water & it didn't make a difference. Switching the Ayer helped the most.

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingredients: water, ozone and sodium hydroxide

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this legit? One of my cats has to eat special prescription food for urinary stones. My vet never mentioned water like this. Looks like a scam

    Jenn Bois
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure my cats drink more than 4L of water in 30 days.

    pugtraain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is.. is there cat p!ss in it?

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least waggin' water sounds like they tried

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Distilled spring water! What's the point?

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    #103

    I Found Two Of These Things At Goodwill The Other Day

    I Found Two Of These Things At Goodwill The Other Day

    PretzilBoy Report

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make for an uncomfortable white elephant gift 🤭🤭

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m afraid to ask what the finger brush does 😂😷

    Mister Dave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you. A rag on a stick for me!

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now it's time I kick your hiney. Ever seen someone as shiny..."

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I've seen everything.

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    #104

    I Can't Imagine What These Would Taste Like

    I Can't Imagine What These Would Taste Like

    Akidcalledstorm Report

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these like cheese balls? Also I love cotton candy flavored things, unless these are cheese balls

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They appear to be cotton candy balls. Cheese balls are usually labeled as such. Get some cotton candy, then use your hands to roll it up on a ball. Behold, a cotton candy ball.

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    Samantha Mannion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are like cheese balls but sweet with a cotton candy kind of flavor. I was obsessed with these for awhile lmfao!!! I need to find some now the store I was getting them from stopped selling them and that was the end of that lol. Now I will search for more since I was reminded of these.

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will taste of whatever artificial flavoring they used. Blueberry maybe?

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....probably like Cotton Candy...

    A Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you cant imagine what Cotton Candy balls would taste like.... Cotton Candy, maybe?

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first I thought t hese were just some kind of bonbon then I looked closer and... ugh. what the f**k.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries.

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    #105

    The Game Only Just Came Out

    The Game Only Just Came Out

    RihhamDaMan Report

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule 34 of the internet.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet its all Professor Garlick, and I bet it's all going to be men ignoring the fact she was stated as canonically Lesbian. (just as they now do after Lady Dimitrescu was stated as canonically Lesbian. ffs some men e_e )

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, "hogwarts" does sound like an std that you could get from a witch.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that's as fast as light are porn artists if a new IP or product gets released

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is hogwarts legacy not safe for work, that’s what that means right? I love that game!

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a thread where people post porn of the characters. At least I assume that's what it is, based on that one time I clicked on r/GenshinImpactNSFW

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    #106

    Cursed Baby Book

    Cursed Baby Book

    Tara_is_a_Potato Report

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you have the braincells and that's why you can't grasp this stupidity

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some light reading whilst i sip my NFT.

    #107

    Bts-Themed Americano Coffee. Out Of All The Countless Bts Merch Out There, This Was The Least Expected

    Bts-Themed Americano Coffee. Out Of All The Countless Bts Merch Out There, This Was The Least Expected

    RonanNotRyan Report

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Spice Girls hit big, they signed for everything Spice Girls themed. They knew it was tacky but they all got shítloads of money for it.

    Jenn Bois
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Spice Girls bubble gum. We got it out of a candy machine for 25c a piece. It came with Spice Girls stickers.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money speaks. Companies know they can slap the name of a popular band or singer on a product and it will sell. I think McDonald's in Korea even had a insanely popular branded "BTS" meal.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally witnessed a girl CRYING and throwing a TANTRUM because the UK didn't get the BTS themed McDonalds meals... like. I don't mind some Kpop, but goddamn BTS fans are on another level of crazy, and some of them are toxic af, too.

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    #108

    This Is Going To Be Either Really Good Or Really Bad

    This Is Going To Be Either Really Good Or Really Bad

    aande116 Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the sickening sweetness now

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an IPA. It's definitely not going to be that sweet. Craft IPA breweries just really like playing on existing product names.

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    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never mind that, whats the Simpons Hazy IPA saying?

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it just says "Meet the Simpsons"

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    #109

    Personalized Roaches

    Personalized Roaches

    Gary_Skelaman Report

    Nika B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're madagascar hissers, I had them as pets. Poor things, that paint is tacky and probably harmful

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s cruel and unnecessary for the cockroaches

    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how hard it was to get them to keep still while painting.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think headless cockroach will get a tattoo?

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like them if they were models, but even them being roaches this is animal cruelty

    Norman Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a riot to Silk Screen patterns on a couple hundred common roaches and release them back into wherever they come from and wait to hear about the new species.

    Nika B
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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