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Ask any avid open-air or online marketplace hunter and they will happily tell you about the treasures they’ve found for a fraction of the retail price. No wonder markets are having a kind of renaissance, with people opting for ways to consume more sustainably and budget-friendly.

Facebook marketplace is one such popular destination. The goods are reachable from the comfort of your home, a single message to the vendor away. But the truth is, this kind of shopping often takes a weird turn after people occasionally spot a ridiculous, plain weird or absurdly hilarious item put on sale.

Luckily, there’s a safe place to gather for all those who get frustrated with such bizarre ads. Known as “That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming,” this Facebook group is home to 81.7K members coming in for either a chuckle, a vent or random entertainment. Below, we wrapped up some of the funniest examples, so enjoy!

Also, scroll down for our interview with Sean Fowlow, a professional thrift hunter and seller, as well as the creator of "Ridiculous Thrifter", who shared some insights into online marketplaces, the reasons why they’re so popular, as well as whether they will replace good old open-air markets.

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Brionna Chantel Report

Lu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He’s a dead man either way, unless he dresses up as a zebra as a side gig

Joe Blowe
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surprise, It is her husbands

heyitsfionabtw
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got some bad news. You might want to have your husband out of the room whilst I tell you.

BordestPanda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She knows, that’s why she said the thing about the husband’s name.

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de borah
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it might be your husband's bra.

Jason Leaf
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it belongs to the husband. As I grow old and saggy, sometimes I feel I could use some support up there.

PixieCharles
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope she has better taste than the owner of the bra. Tacky!!! Yuck!

SilverSkyCloud
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the only thing tackier than zebra or tiger stripes is leopard print, at least imo lol

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Ian Taggart
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought there was nothing wrong woih this at first. Then I thought "Why would the owner know the husbands name?" Then it clicked.

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    #2

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    Phoebe Nagle Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a joke. ?

    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time, I would have agreed. But now, with everything I read on the internet, I'm not so sure.

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    James William Anthony Lloyd-Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mild little scam. These cost £1 each (I recognise the brand-its a pound shop own brand) and he's trying to tourn a profit by pretending to be an idiot.

    Zahid Hussain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So anybody who thinks that he is an idiot is one himself.

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could always move across the street.

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to tell him before he rips off himself?

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mehhh just let him, it'll be a lesson learned

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    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like they are serious

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    Ella Grace O'Moore Report

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty funny actually

    Jill Sophia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny and sad at the same time.

    Hannah Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad went to buy milk and never came back

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly, it says "smokes", not milk! :p

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    Justin Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad went out for smokes when I was 3 years old. He came back... but only because he forgot his lighter. I was 34 when I found out via Facebook that he died 10 years earlier from my half-sister that I didn't know I had. True story.

    Silver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm dying at callum mari

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My "dad" once went for milk and came back 3 weeks later. Luckily, my mom dumped her husband by the time I was 2.

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    Sean Fowlow confirmed that lately, online marketplaces have become immensely popular. “It’s my belief that most people would rather browse through locally available items for sale online from the comfort of their own homes… than driving around their area looking for flea markets and garage sales,” Fowlow adds that this takes a lot of time and energy.

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    “There is a large community who still enjoy doing this but I would bet there’s an even larger one growing who are frequent online marketplace shoppers, mainly Facebook Marketplace,” the professional thrift hunter said.

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    Nancy Witt McDonald Report

    Sweetie Dahling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But…isn’t that the wrong ear though? (Yes I’m no fun at parties)

    Andy Dwyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we are going to nit pick, plastic wasn't invented back then.

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't lie, it took me a second.

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No lowball offers. I know what I've got!"

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Van Gogh didn't actually cut his whole ear off. He merely trimmed around the edge.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that VanGogh cut off his left ear.

    Auntie Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone, some people like Gauhin. But, he did s Mike Tyson to the left ear. In the painting the ear shows on the right, because he was painting from a mirror reflection.

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    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Van Gogh mutilated his left ear...

    Esconis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck keeping them on!

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Loves Park, IL. I need to know who the seller is :)

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's the wrong ear.... ;-)

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    Belle Clarke Report

    Marianne Alana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit, as long as it’s a brand new, never been used, toilet from the store.. it’s pretty creative. 😂

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not built for heat, though - it'll break if you're lucky, explode if you're not!

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, you can't grill worth s**t!"

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to question the toilet

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice vs fire in ceramic? What could go wrong

    John Lattanzio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can even close the lid to keep in the heat! 🔥🔥🔥

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't the ice melt , flow down the pipes and put out the fire?

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    #6

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    Samantha Frye Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone dying to buy one? I'll pass.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be caught dead with that

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    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pricey but i actually like it as an idea, it’s original

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for when you have to cart a deadweight round with you ;-)

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like it, you could have a lot of fun with it!! Funny the biggest pic is in front of a memorial!! 😃

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of people who'd love that for their motorcycle .

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emphassis on "unused".

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    According to Fowlow, we are certainly heading in the direction where everything is being done from our smartphones. “As a seller of used items myself, it’s much easier to list all of my garage sale items on Facebook Marketplace than it is to set out a table in front of my house or in a public market and wait there for hours. This way, people can then come get the specific item they want at an arranged time with ease… not having to rummage through hundreds of items set out on tables.”

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    Shantae Carter Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they supply the same crack they are smoking when they posted this ad?

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in new York City be like, what a bargain?!

    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the utility panel would be in my room, there would be charges for me to turn the power on for them (after I turn it off). I'd have bathroom access quickly, because I'd require 24 hour notice to enter my area. From there, they could determine just how much power they needed at my rates.

    Andy Dwyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought too. Hold their power ransom.

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    Marianne Alana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can do drugs in it… Glass half full sorta gal. 😁

    Sleepy_Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2000?!? That's so much! Like Harry Potter's bedroom was bigger than that

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. For those seeking a "Harry Potter the early years" living experience.

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    Shelby Koppenhaver Report

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually pretty cool.

    Willow Sunstar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're cute and it's not overpriced. But I still won't buy them.

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big one resembles Roger from American Dad.

    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something like this on mushrooms once.

    Panda in the Fake South
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't bad. Not my style but if you're into that decor they are nice

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a real Roger from American Dad vibe here.

    Kitten Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't these belong on this list. They are kind of cute.

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    Marissa Beilby Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give credit to the seller, he is a tad creative.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else have a totally different item in mind the first time they read this?! Lol! Not making the Barney connection at first (the opening made no sense!), the whole thing's even funnier to reread once you've seen the suit. Delightful.

    the_anonyMrs_Mir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, exactly what you said! The beginning was so bizarre, I read it twice before I scrolled down and figured it out. I was thinking the weirdest things!!!! Lol I thought it was pretty clever really. x

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    Kristina French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that belief that people can't actually laugh out loud when nobody is around to hear it? This guy's ad proves this is a lie.

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is perfect for my 4-year-old cousins birthday party...she would be so excited🥲

    Pat Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still hug my barney to sleep to this day

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't anyone have purple fever out there 😂.

    Stace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milo is a legend in my city. His posts are great

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give kudos to the person for the song!

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    Fowlow agreed that there are definitely a lot of weird, funny, and fake items for sale on online marketplaces. According to him, “Most of them are people just having fun… and it is indeed funny to see these items. For instance, I remember seeing someone selling a stainless steel toaster on Facebook Marketplace where the reflection in the toaster was the seller in his underwear taking the photo for the listing. It was done totally on purpose and I highly doubt there was an actual toaster for sale.”

    Having said that, Fowlow explained that “even though there are a lot of listings like this, they only make up a very small percentage. The greater deal are legitimate sale items.”

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    Abigail Bryant Report

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, why else would they ignore the obvious „one tire as bald as your dad“ zinger?

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    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take it if it comes with his wife.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're assuming he could get a woman to touch him.

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    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the OP is not in marketing, then he's chosen the wrong vocation.

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit too honest for my tastes

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% dislike crude references to females. If anyone needs to "blow" then do it yourself.

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    Haley Embleton Report

    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it's not a toilet 🙄

    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a chair they’ve cut a hole in…and haven’t even bothered to finish the exposed (and porous) wood they’ve cut! Major Eww.

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    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re getting crockpot steam in your uterus you definitely have problems this chair cannot solve.

    Ange Marsden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank GOD it has a modesty cloth to cover my steaming pot!

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone interested in buying a chair with a hole plus a rice cooker?

    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Gino Garcia, no, Joy is just stating the facts. There’s a chair with a hole and a rice cooker underneath it.

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called a Yoni Chair. There's a huge market for these. Where does one come up with ideas like this???

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, ummmm, steamed vagina. Jokes aside, I have a friend who has a GF who does this. She swears by it.

    Anna Litical
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could also be a ball bag steamer. Shrivel those nuts.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe something to consider when they start sagging!?!?! 🤣

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    #12

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    Jessi Sansom Report

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grave robbing, extreme edition

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this context, slightly used is like ‘a bit pregnant’, or ‘slightly hysterical’.

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone bought and painted it and made it into that trailer from earlier 😂

    kit kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww it's discolored inside too I feel sick

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I bet you need it gone asap

    Jill Sophia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had me at "slightly used"…

    Julie Harden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 years in the ground is not slightly used.

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With how expensive caskets are, someone will probably take him up on it. Not like anyone will care what it looks like once it's in the ground.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ist the seller maybe named "Stan's Previously Owned Coffins", located in Booty Island (https://monkeyisland.fandom.com/wiki/Stan%27s_Previously_Owned_Coffins)?

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that takes me back! Solid reference!

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    Fowlow himself shops on online marketplaces often, but he mainly uses them to sell. “As I stated before, online marketplaces (like Facebook) make it so easy for me to sell my items and I get tremendous value and time saved because of the mass exposure the platform provides. It’s completely free to list, and they do not charge any fees… like eBay does.”

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    Another good thing about selling on online marketplaces is that the buyer shows up at your door (or at an arranged location) to purchase the item. Plus, “there are no shipping charges involved. It’s a near-perfect system…”However, Fowlow warns, “there are a lot of questionable people out there… many interested buyers waste my time, failing to show up at the agreed time/place, backing out at the last minute.”

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    Group member Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to see what they consider as "well-used."

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen sofas on curb on trash days look 100xs bettter

    Sir Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, look at that high-quality vintage couch.

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The duct tape really sets it off nicely

    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are brilliant and they keep getting funnier!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, really, it was bought new by a couple who shortly thereafter spontaneously combusted, along with their cat…

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as what? a scratching post for a pack of feral cats?

    Gina Mangin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your gonna start duct taping over the burn hole than finish!!

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    Marielle BV Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is not the floor surface - I think somethink like a .005millisecond rule applies for this surface

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    Paper A
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, don't put sugar anywhere near your vag

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What will this person sell next, used sex toys? SMH.

    Destiny Thornton
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Are these still available? $40.00 is a steal!

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What flavour is it?

    Justin Haskell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only worn once will probably be the selling point

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twizzlers: makes mouths happy.

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    Shelby Alexander Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that, I expect either Jesus or the Virgin Mary's face on them!

    Willow Sunstar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the person could at least take out a marker and attempt to draw something.

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $750? Maybe in mint condition…but this is clearly chipped.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you look at that, I had a limited edition just like that yesterday and ate it. If only I knew! Talk about wasting money...

    Mary Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly used, only licked once.

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, if purchased as a Barbie bikini top, fifty bucks more.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an atheist but I swear, my bathtub coating is peeling and it seriously looks like Jesus wearing a gown with his arms out.

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    Moreover, Fowlow explained that “oftentimes, people will just simply block your account rather than just say, ‘I’m no longer interested in your item.’ As well, the ‘lowballers’ can be ridiculous. These are the people who will offer you but a fraction of what your item is worth. Factoring all of this into the process of buying/selling on Facebook Marketplace, it’s still tremendously worth it!”

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    When asked whether online marketplaces will ever drive out open-air markets, Fowlow believes that may be probably if we have another pandemic. “Almost everything is online now. But there is still that old-fashioned crowd who love a good open-air market and will make time and space for them. These markets usually take place in the daytime.”

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    Meanwhile, “anyone can browse through items on Facebook Marketplace day or night. It’s so easy,” the professional thrift hunter and seller concluded.

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    Elijeanah Monroe Report

    Sir Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing, the fact that there is a random alligator with a nuke makes it so much better.

    Tim Brinkley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from a famous quote by Bill while in office. He showed up late to a meeting looking very haggard and said " Sorry I'm late. I been up to my a*****e in alligators over this North Korean nuclear situation."

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    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t Monica be in front of President Clinton?

    Just a girl with a brain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy access to the saxophone just in case you need some backup jazz

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the alligator and his backpack??

    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a button. For... nukes, I guess? And alligators because America??? I dunno.

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    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got mine from themountain.com. But that was years ago. I don't know If they still carry it.

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    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Clinton, the president that put an assault weapon ban in place, using assault weapons. Also, is that supposed to be Monica Lewinsky? If so it makes this shirt sooo much better.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His pants are unzipped so yes it is monica.

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    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this should be on display in a museum somewhere?

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    Kerry Mulligan Report

    Sir Tarsier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much would this cost to make y'all would consider it?

    Cashme Outside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly id do 10-12k depending on miles. I used to detail cars and a few days with an ozone generator followed up with chlorine dioxide tabs, then a full on disinfect/new air filter etc and itd be fine. A bit of work but not that bad.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "much loved family member" quite like "We didn't notice she was gone for a whole week".

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they just didn't find her, who'd think of looking in her car - hell, who knows where the car would be parked?

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    kit kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously hope this is a joke

    Dina Anastasakos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only problem is the death smell....um.yeah that's one hell of a problem.

    Johanna she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problems… only problem…. 🤔

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to take quite a few Febreeze Vent Clips to take care of that smell, alas.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mythbusters tried letting a pig carcass sit in a car for a bit because they wanted to see if it was possible to get the smell out. They couldn't. It had gotten inside the vents, and even after they gutted the seats and replaced all the upholstery, the car still smelled

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming (hoping) that this is a joke... it looks pretty clean and untouched for a car a corpse has been decomposing in for a week. I've seen decomp situations and they literally have to gut rooms etc to clean it.

    Bea Zio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They surely washed it. Presumably grandma drove to her friend's house for unannounced visit, parked around the block or up the street and happened to die. Only driver's seat would be affected but not by much

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    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a LOT. What if it's haunted? Why was she in there for a whole week? I have questions.

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    Jo Muehlemann Braun Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't smell bad. I presume "bad" is relative.

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it washable? If you want it... Fabric softener will give it a nice smell 😂

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    PixieCharles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he took the pictures in a Ross Dress For Less.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna bet he stole this from his ex or maybe his sister? lol

    de borah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so he is the model for his store's clothing?

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought he was the king of the world.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am skeptical of the "doesn't smell bad" claim.

    Gina Mangin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he is putting the money toward a new belly button!

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    #19

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    Nicola Casey Report

    Eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat whiskers are the best tool for hand pollination!

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    Has sold soul for corn chip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt would love this ( she collects her cats whiskers)

    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea there was such a market. BRB going to check carpet for cat whiskers.

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this sounds crazy but you can use them for very fine painting or for paper marbeling

    GB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive been collecting my cats' whiskers for decades! I must have over a hundred by now.

    Elin Calliel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats whiskers were used in days past to paint miniature paintings.

    TheAngryAngwantibo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work great for fly tying (for fly fishing). I save my cats whiskers and give them to my Dad.

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom and Jerry Uncle Pecos guitar strings.

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    #20

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    Lisa Čmelik Report

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy it if he listed it as "Yin Yang Onion Rang"

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you going to do when it molds(or expires)? is it still valuable?

    Brandy Dor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude...no...it's an onion ring, it'll be around longer than the 2 of us

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    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, Burger King's will do

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For every yin conman, a credulous yang awaits.

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a steering wheel to me.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well people do in fact collect weird looking food. 🤔

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    Keely Herrmann Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I've seen everything lol

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you ever seen a person eating their own head?....you haven't seen everything.....some quote from a film

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite upsetting on multiple levels

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ah ah nothing cracks me more than things with hair that are not supposed to have hair: babies, dogs...

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs very much are supposed to have hair. Apart from Chinese Crested

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    Pippaisbisexual
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of chrissy from stranger things tbh 😝

    Kassiopeia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voodoo-shoes. Unless it's like this plastic hair you can buy in like doll shops.

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm. What. My brain came to a screeching halt on these.

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember twenty-seven seconds in 1978 when these were in style.

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    Bex Emerson Ridgewood Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it neutered? Good with kids?

    OhForSmegSake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it house-trained? I don't wanna be finding puddles of dust everywhere

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    Harley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally should of called it a Cheeto Pet… ch ch ch Cheeto

    tine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a pet cheeto down in my basement

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've raised him and bathed him and named him Jason Statham

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    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be Tyler Joseph’s Pet Cheetoh.

    The Klopec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, glad I'm not on fb

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shed a lot, though. Every time you pet them.

    ann!kafuchs
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel a strange attachment to it

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    #23

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    Tina Graeser Report

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vibrator industries are getting more and more creative these days, aren't they?

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though it's not alive - i feel kinda bad for the duck 😖

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶rubber ducky, you’re the one, you make my bath time so much fun 🎶

    Hugh Mon Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bath time lots of fun

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the handcuffs are tiny or that duck is huge.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the immortal words of actor and activist George Takei— Oh my!

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop it! Just stop destroying my childhood with your pervy toys anyone could buy by just walking into ... where now? For research purposes, you see.

    Kbg28
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never forget back in the early 90s us kids at the ocean, no more than 10 yo when my younger cousin grabs a "lollipop" and asks my aunt to buy it for him. Aunt looks at my mom. They start to giggle. It was one of those condom pops back in the early 90s. It looked like a lollipop but nope. It was a condom. Try to explain that to a 6yo

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    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit, I've got one of these. I have a small "weird/funny rubber duck" collection in the guest bathroom and my husband added this one to it 😅

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When autocorrect changes to "ducking", they knew what they were doing the whole time.

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    #24

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    Krystal Johnson Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About those stains...

    heyitsfionabtw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with the person? Or are they just a model?

    Kakofonyx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a great bargain if you can get past the biohazardous stains.

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like sweat stains. And she's breathing them.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going get a nasty skin rash.

    K R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's the banana 🍌

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    #25

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    Jasmine Rowley Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing like a cold glass of "aaaaah, wtf..." to ease me on my saturday evening

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vintage no longer has a definition, it's whatever you say it is.

    Lytha Hawkeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest has me making this face as his lock screen background on his phone 🤣🤣🤣

    PixieCharles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to use these to serve my relatives!

    Claire Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to be an odd time with the Talking Heads playing... maybe your vibe?

    CMKL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Dean Winchester from Supernatural

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    Rachel Parks Report

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken nugget toes really set it off

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a loud pause, as we all scroll back up to view Nugget Toes....

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    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barefoot sandals. Is that like dehydrated water?

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen some of these in lace. I am thinking they are used for beach weddings.

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used some lace ones for my wedding! I'm Jewish and it's customary for the bride to be barefoot under the wedding canopy. The lace ones still let you have some cute decoration on your feet!

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    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, they're pretty -- and could be either hand crocheted or knitted quite easily.

    hhh cubed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was actually my first thought.

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    Nila Griffin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this before I went to bed and woke up still feeling bad about my feet. I’ve had edema since a kid. Words matter. Use them more carefully.

    Anaïs Grobin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has accountability on the internet, which has society both becoming more understanding toward one another & simultaneously more vile. Take a week off from the internet altogether and you'll be surprised at how nice life is. And I say that as a person who's never known a world without it.

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    Chris Keel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why do I always notice the battery life on someones phone and want them to charge it.

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture made my toes feel weird

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just glad it says "place order" instead of the usual, "slightly used" or "only worn once"

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    #27

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    Rebecca Willtrout Report

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually looks great I want it

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! I'm retired too but could still need it 😂 there are still enough effTards in my life, not only at work!

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    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I probably took it from one of my employees…” After feeling a sudden sharp pain in your read my emails?

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if the seller were still working they'd be using the doll on their co-workers?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this guy was a bad boss and straight up stole s**t from their employees.

    Jill Sophia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey kids, didn't get a Christmas present last year? Use this amazing kit to put a curse on Santa!"

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a political voodoo doll. Just tape a picture of your least-loved political person's face on the head and start sticking in those pins. It gets a lot of use these days. Tons of fun. 14/10, would recommend.

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says it'd make for a hilarious gag gift, so I'm thinking: office Christmas party, give it to your boss and when they open it take it and go "oh no that was meant for Clarence."

    Hannah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen these at the dollar general by my house lol

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    #28

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    Ashley Campbell Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think that's chocolate milk anymore

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it will explode if moved

    Sir Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to buy the vintage milk.

    weirdcatgurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least the price is reasonable

    Destiny Thornton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's REALLY strange about this post is that the actual refrigerator that this monstrosity sits in looks fairly clean-ish.

    ⒾⓈⒶⒷⒺⓁⓁⒶ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy this to just keep it in the fridge, why not? It’s only a dollar

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very close to the end of civilization.

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    Kelsie Murphy Report

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And Peter Rabbit never went in to Mr. McGregor's garden again.

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same thing. Great way to burn down your kitchen.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a pretty optimistic gal and rarely downvote around here. But this atrocity? I'd need to set up another 99 accounts to come close to downvoting it enough!

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figure, given that the theme is "things that deserve to be shamed" more or less, an upvote is kind of a downvote.

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    Nancy Sturges
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who loves bunnies, this is both hilarious and upsetting

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not really. This belongs on the Reddit ThanksIHateIt.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you set fire to the fur every time you use it?

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wait? Set fire to it well before using it!

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    Aeron Orsie Report

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow here I have been putting leftovers in the fridge, I could be selling them. Lol

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more surprised that it was saved by 116 other people!!!

    Owen Aeva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "almost gone!" is the best part

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me of that guy who was selling half eaten bun from breakfast. Bidders went with it and final price was over million. Auction sites can be fun....

    Tired_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the fact that 116 people saved it is hilarious 😂

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    Katie McNeil Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, all we need is a poster behind the sofa of Britney and Justin in their matching denim outfits at the American Music Awards.

    felicia wills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least ya got all the pockets so ya won't lose things

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A week ago and still not sold?! I wonder why.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like someone bought this happily

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did 17 people save this? I can't imagine anyone actually buying it!

    Marianne Alana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of some red tab Levi’s.. 😭💔

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    Isabella Gulotta Hansen Report

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the fluid is the expected color.

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it is around half price for an actual shewee.

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    Gem Animations
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was innocent. Then I pressed view more comments.

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, you have entered the dark side of the comment section... welcome..

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    Ange Marsden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bought it second hand...

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, as long as it was never used for its designed purpose, it should make a fine funnel.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it is food-grade material though.

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    Gracie Auge Report

    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have all the parts. The windshield is in this ziplock bag.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll flip for this “slightly used” car! Runs n drives great! Handling…meh

    Brittney Sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Runs and drives great" 😂. Yeah cause you can tell while it's completely flipped 🤣

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seller needed to add "It is imported from Australia" BADUN TIIISH!!

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was before it was crashed. It may not run at all now, though. Even if it was put back upright.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take it. That VR6 is worth about 2 grand by itself.

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Clean title; can't say the same about my license so pick-up only"

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    Tina Bales Report

    Tori Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seem to think that adding the word 'vintage' to the name or description of their crappy item makes it instantly desirable. WTF. Yeah nah

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people fall for it, though 🤷‍♀️

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be sure, because I am not a native speaker..... this is not what vintage is, is it?

    IcyPenguinToes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it is not lol. "vintage" usually means something old and classy. Like an old car. Not this pile of questionable junk

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is this monstrous, medieval-torture device-esque item I see here before me??

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be tempted to buy it for the mirrors - I need some new ones for my car! LOL

    Dana Mardell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a great way to accidently die

    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh the effort required to do this...it's actually a work of art in the eyes of some

    Zol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely beautiful ... any chance of a hub-cap mosaic to go with it ?

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote a certain televised personality... Rare does not mean valuable. To paraphrase the same person... 'Vintage' can mean landfill fodder.

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody scraped all this junk up from the 405 Freeway in California

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    Maizy Grace Report

    Shae Laur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've been made 100x better if it had a " Live, Laugh, Love " sign put next to it

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    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's preferable to the real thing. 😔

    Ingrid Nog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it certainly IS a diva. Deer.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the sticks off & it would be kind of cute.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my parents ever put some raggedy decor like that in our house i would literally punch it every time I saw it - just out of annoyance. Uh looks terrible

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    Kelly Forrester Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat perked up at this one - said it's really nice.

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    conversation piece ??? is the conversation WTF IS THAT ??

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a conversation piece. A conversation no one wants to have about this piece.

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the F**k am I looking at! What the F**k am I even looking at!

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is ugly as sin. Conversation done.

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I bought this, there would certainly be ‘conversations’ in my house.

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a warning: Just don't do drugs.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the holy he'll is this? Did they just squirt out a bunch of caulk into a shape ?

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I was thinking it's that foam insulation or something similar.

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    Hannah Crockett Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very fairly new...-10/10 would recommend🤣

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't show us the old pair you have, then lol

    forestgirl7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $300 for this junk. My brain hurts.

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU... ... FIRE!

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    Brionna Chantel Report

    Sir Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better come with holy hand grenades and a flamethrower.

    Pandilee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually make dolls like this check out shattered dolls on FB

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    Flopsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a doll and it's already dead, but it still bothers me to see the seatbelt is twisted and not tight enough.

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most COMPLETELY AND SERIOUSLY EFFED thing i have seen in a bit...

    Biliegh Berrie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be awesome during October. Leave it in the front seat and go shopping

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who want their very own possessed doll!

    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot how creepy reborn dolls are..

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    Elexis Keele Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used once? Like did you rub it all over your body a few times during that one time?

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those hairs are to add an extra spiciness to the scent lol

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the lotion on its skin…..

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What store charges $7 for a single stick of deodorant? I know there is inflation going on but we have not reached $7 a stick deodorant levels yet.

    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I tried deodorant once but decided it’s not for me.”

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair included or only for surcharge?

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this someone too cheap to pay for a house clearance after grandpops d..ied

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    Chomp chomp. Only tried on a few times according to comments. Don’t pass this deal up

    Niki Lea Report

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure dentures don't come "one size fits all:

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i forgot to add... they used to set real teeth into the acrylic

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the same grandpa whose used coffin is up for sale?

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those are shadows and lights playing tricks. At least I HOPE that's what it is.

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    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no word in the English language to describe his gross this ad is.

    Biliegh Berrie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of people buy pre made. They have no choice. I was looking into it for an option for me before I got mine. A low cost basic is 500.00 at the dentist. That is a lot for some people.

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell do you buy pre made dentures from? 😂

    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions. This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen today. (The day just started). It infuriates me, because I’m willing to bet the company has a no refund policy. So, now they’re out at quite a bit, if they used Good Fit. (I googled around and found the site and how it works). I hope they recoup some of their money.

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great addition to my store-bought, fits all sizes sinus replacement kit.

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    Neve Lamb Report

    Sir Tarsier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mummified body made of paper mache, or a body that was mummified with paper mache?

    Herkfixer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to dispose of a body... Get someone else far away to add it to their Halloween decor

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's cool...that price, tho.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know what, a lot of work went into this and it'll make a great Halloween decoration.

    Jennifer Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teeth freak me out the most. *shudder*

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the father of the burnt doll🤷‍♀️😳?

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    Jamie Grandy Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the walking sticks Barbies in going on in that picture? lol

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They simply look better than the Chevy 🤣

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    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought they were pole dancing, but naked stilt-walking is way less creepy.

    Michelle A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look behind them. There is a doll hanging off of a porch support

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    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who used to own a 2015 Sonic this is very accurate

    Jill Sophia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What… the… actual… frak?????

    The Klopec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent description!

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what the picture and the alleged item have to do with each other.

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. The. F**k.

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    Ahri Snow Report

    BordestPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1 for every year it takes to decompose (/photodegrade, whatever)

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a drawer full of the these, and the rarer New World ones. I see them as an investment for my retirement.

    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nest egg is in beanie babies but I’ve been thinking I should diversify my portfolio.

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    Raven
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are long gone! Pack n save now does leftover packing boxes for free :D

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just send money, for crying out oud!

    Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if it was cheaper then sure, or it should go in a museum 👍

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    Group member Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey this would go perfect with that foam (?) shelving thing up higher!

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a display of the colon from a gastroenterologist's office.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not buying your conversation piece / side table either!

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you watch too much 5 Minutes Crafts

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it edible..looks like pavlova

    Biliegh Berrie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there a foam fad I know nothing about???

    Lalalaallday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was!!! Google foam mirror. It was a quarantine hobby fad.

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    Nancy Sturges
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think their just trying to show off their phone?

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    Bailey Wilson Report

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm. Which slot did you put the money in?

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I didn't realise it was a mannequin so I thought they were selling a woman. Good God, did my stomach drop reading the first few lines 😅😂

    Chiara Lago
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously question why I even checked out all this ads tonight. It was stupid on my part because I'll probably have nightmares

    Jennifer Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can just imagine carrying it into the bank to deposit that piggy bank.

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    Megan Phipps Report

    Hisoka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The monster comes with it right?

    Jin-Woo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow wtf who gets a freaking MTV tattoo?

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who was a fan growing up? I mean, I'm from the early 90s and spend my early-to-mid teens watching MTV practically every single day. I'm sure if my mum had let me have tattoos back then (I really wanted one but so far I have 0) I would at least have considered an MTV logo, no joking. Now, imagine for gen X people as well as the oldest in mine (gen Y) - their generation was partly defined by the channel.

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    Awoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wayfair, you know just what I need

    Jennifer Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that grandpa from South Park? 🤣🤣

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highest quality veneer and the night stand isn't bad either?

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it is a nice nightstand but I'm betting that no one is looking at the stand.

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never buy from Wayfair, they sell garbage. Got a couch from them broke within a year. Ikea is much better at around the same price. Or go to habitat for humanity, we bought an excellent microfiber 3 seater for 80$ barley used

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree with buying used if you can (Habitat, or salvage building supply or even Goodwill can have good stuff, about half our furniture is from local consignment) but I have had some decent stuff from Wayfair. They are just a marketplace though, so just like Amazon some stuff is good and some is not.

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    Pryse Montgomery Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm concerned as to what the saddle is for 🥲

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all thinking what you're thinking

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    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't look like a double d.......

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a riding crop, or is that extra?

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12" is TINY! Most english saddles are 17" at least. This saddle would hypothetically be for a child...which makes this even more creepy.

    Sir Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the horse come with it?

    Jennifer Tucker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just glad this person modeled it cuz I had no idea what a saddle is supposed to look like....

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone see any evidence of possession of said D rings?

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. they have a daughter 😣

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    Rebecca Jennings Report

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby is going to be the best Pokemon trainer ever, it's already holding a pokeball in the top photo

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was”

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    Lolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saved by 7 other shoppers?????

    Great Pyrenees
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that isn't a human baby that they don't want to raise but can't abort

    Taki Takanashi
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    It's... A joke. They are not selling a baby on Facebook LMAO

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "is this available?" 🤔

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the default text FB Marketplace puts in if you pull up the ad.

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    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, gonna be the future in the US? :/

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give/sell these to people. There is a whole community of nutso's that pretend to be pregnant and use stuff like this to steal money from adoptive parents etc

    Pat Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it's free

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    Connie Wynn Report

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's dirty, but I could actually see someone wanting some of that. This posting feels more legit than most of these. Ngl, I'd take that hose reel right now

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the result of a terrible natural disaster.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Need to be cleaned up” - I’ve got to try this one! *edit* oooh, I get it now: they mean that the ornaments need to be cleaned up, rather than the mess they made on their front lawn! 🤣

    Miguel justino C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a punk a*s teenager my buddies and I stole the plastic Xmas lawn ornaments out of peoples yards. We stashed them in my friends hay loft, his mother climbed the ladder and came face to face with 30 Santa’s and snowmen. Scared the c**p out of her.

    KGJT-9149
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This the aftermath from the decorations on Christmas Vacation?

    J Ko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ever so slightly used.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the hose out and clean it up then.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nnnnnnnnnoooooooo thanks!

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone would probably pay for the Mickey mouse caroller.. or is it a festive toilet roll holder? 🧐

    Shark Enthusiast.
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that that’s Minnie Mouse, I think she’s that wearing a dress, and I think that the blue thing is a m**f.

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    Jasmine Versluis Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me, let me guess - vintage ingredients?

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was obviously contrived to appear on a list like this one

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25 people want a half eaten sandwich, wow

    Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saved by 25 other shoppers...

    Tilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really and only one slice of ham. I guess the ham is only to spice up the bread.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow--so much stuff I'd just put in the fridge or tossed, that I could have been selling! How did I not realize this?

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    Beth Roy Mahan Report

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    Devyn Lugo Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oscar the grouch when sesame street get's cancelled

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many muppets had to die so someone could make this side table? STOP MUPPET ABUSE. MUPPETS AREN'T FURNITURE OR CLOTHING.

    Johanna she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you are a crazy cat person when the first thing you think when you see this picture is: This would be great for my cats!

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I....kinda like it. Not for $80 but I might for $20

    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a ping pong ball. Halve. Draw a black circle on each. Place on table

    Tracy Carmack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is very interested and would like to make an offer

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, the 70s are back, with a vengeance!

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    Kristen Leftwich Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's devorice? Do they whip it good? Do they shape it up or get it straight?

    猫草
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it‘s what happens when you can‘t get pregananate.

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, that devorice didn’t last long, did it?

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else thinking they shouldn't sell it too soon?

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    Jess Marie Patrick Report

    Loony Lovegood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi I know this is random and not related but I love your username! Us Lovegoods gotta stick together!

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a clever adaptation... for a good price.

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    Danni Shearer Report

    ami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to sell it

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic because it seems to be photographed by a tw..at

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    Nancy Witt McDonald Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reflection? what is it?😬😶

    Raven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't a reflection. It seems they haven't cleaned out their washing machine in a while. My washer started to produce human limbs instead of clean clothes. Made some good money off the toes.

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    James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the person I murdered and then washed has been removed

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    Anastasia Gustafson Report

    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd have gone with "framed picture of a little girl"

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually really cool. Sad that they're selling off an heirloom

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's true. Some folks will literally sell their own grandmother.

    Annie Bieber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at a Thrift Store, broke my heart to see all the family photos, albums etc...dropped off. 🥺

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think about this a lot, my dad has inherited my grandparents and great aunts huge photo collections- back when people took real photos- and has boxes and boxes full of them. Not to mention the insane amount of slides he has- of parties and vacations. I'm probably going to be next in line for all this stuff and I want to treat it all with respect but I also don't necessarily have the room for it all. It seems a travesty to get rid of it, though. My family's history.

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    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy this. I collect old photos like this and older.

    Elizabeth Bennet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bubble glass frames like that are worth a pretty penny at least.

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    Emily Wenneborg Report

    Sir Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had too much taco bell.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least the description seems accurate.

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the color of the water, I'm not sure the ad is wrong,

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    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone's been juicy poopin'.

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    Elyse Nichole Report

    Johanna she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Inflation, back in my day you could get a Squidward Cheeto for 10 bucks

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "saved by 35 other shoppers"

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    Ceairah Worden Report

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! It got hit so hard it turned into a Volks Wagon!

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it usta be a caravan, but it got squished into a bug.....

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That didn't dodge anything

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not familiar with American cars, but isn’t this VW beetle?

    Dori
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. A Dodge Caravan is a large people mover type car. They generally hold 7 people.

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    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or was it a dodge caravan dent in a vw beetle?

    Not Telling you
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You notice it’s dented, I notice its not yellow it’s blue/green

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    Alex Johnston Report

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses, or horse hair?

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Astonishing how furniture design 200 years ago was so similar to what we had in the last few decades.

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there are possibly hundreds of unknown species of organisms in it

    Nancy Sturges
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant wait to sit on that and fall right through it

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    Nadia Syed Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are the wasps still there? 🐝

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These can actually sell for $500.

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From experience, that nest will probably crumble into dust the moment they touch it..

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    Andrea Dersch Report

    Brivid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I've been looking for a sofa with a chair on it.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic furniture set! Almost everyone had this in the 70's & 80's.

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this in 2003 ish lmao. Came with my first apartment

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    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This probably cost less than $575 when Grandma bought it in the 70s.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say, despite the garish print, it looks very comfy.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd almost buy it just to burn it...

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they were popular people because I'd NEVER want to see that design..

    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they weren’t comfortable at all, but if it’s original and in good shape, 575 might be worth it.

    Annie Bieber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tres Seventies...so Gawdawful it's kinda awesome. 🤣

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    Group member Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody watched too mutch Rick and Morty, I think lol

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I miss szechuan sauce so yummy

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some crazy Rick and Morty fan will happily buy that.

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    Elsie Dickerson Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust no one with a Sharpie marker…

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are actually kinda cool

    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only 1 for sale". Are they selling only one sneaker?

    Hisoka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the hell are those

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    Emily Hicks Report

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought that was a weirdly odd-shaped potato

    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who invented the pet rock should sue.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L-l-look Morty! I’m Pebble Rick!

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. You’re fifty years too late.

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    Breanna Patton Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if I would get both the right and the left for $8 or is it extra?

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it come with tinea?

    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It astounds me how many people are saving these posts. I know some of its for the memes, but, not all of them.

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i prefer an extra croc on the side

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    Emily Hicks Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually a cute idea. Way to upcycle!

    Charles Bradberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally buy these if they were also scented like the drinks

    Zol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have those than the actual drink

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    The caption reads “In search of a person that wants to fly to Miami with me on July 5th”

    Alondra Martinez Report

    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may fly there, but you won't return.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viajar means travelling, not flying. She is probably looking someone for car sharing. Not exactly a new concept.

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    Annie Bieber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there notches in that ring...😳

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    Emily Hicks Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, for the fancier shenanigans?

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm..... what's with the mouth hole... 😳

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fancy dress" is a costume party in the UK.

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    Cali Estep Report

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bad. It's bad. You know it.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm the only one, but I don't think the doll is hideous. *shrugs*

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy that for this price. I don't need it, but the quality seems fine considering the price

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I had this as a kid...

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    Christine Harris Report

    Andy Dwyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When potatoes go green, they build up a chemical that can poison you.

    Hisoka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have eaten a bunch of green potatoe chips..... Please pray for me

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy shït, to think of the dozens of "green" lays chips I've found (and eaten) over the years... God dammit, I could be a rich woman right now. lol

    Doug the Special one
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh a crisp that could kill you. I don't think so.

    Sir Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is selling a moldy potato chip for ten thousand dollars, what a good deal!

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    Kaitlyn May Higgins Report

    Phyllis Turbin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know there's a shortage but sheesh!

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First it was TP, then PPE, and now Sriracha? What kind of world are we living in? This is madness!

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    Carrie Hatch Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's a leopard I'm a natural redhead lol

    Arnavet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah we found the weird taxidermy part of FB marketplace.

    Liz Orr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taxidermied cat with spots painted on?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy it just to give it the proper burial it deserves! Poor little guy. Someone release that trapped soul.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a lion figurine just like this. I think it was goat hair covering it - it was really coarse.

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    Tiff Marie Long Report

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't..... I am all about crude humor, but sometimes it's a little too blatant to even be considered humor. Sometimes subtle is more entertaining.....

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't this look like super imposted?

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    Sophia Cabral Report

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo, please, no! I don’t want to see this ever again. Please don’t start another “what colour do you see?”

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought off AliExpress for $20, was disappointed.

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like popcorn in the middle

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    Andrea Jade Report

    Marette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Britney has had a rough time, but I'm pretty sure she hasn't forgotten how to spell her own name...

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    Can't believe they were even allowed to keep their old pacemaker generator, let alone sell it.

    Halley Bennett Report

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "killed me twice" Sir how is it possible to be killed more than once? Are you writing this from the afterlife?? I have questions

    GreenCyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a pacemaker meaning it controls their heart. If it malfunctions, the heart stops. Thus clinical death.

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    Jasmine Anderson Report

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like one of those meals that gets dropped off for elderly/disabled people for free

    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but they’re asking $20 for some veggies, potatoes, a bread roll and 2 slices of ham. And a slice of pie. Seems a bit expensive!

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    Morgan LaShae Leger Report

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bed bugs included for no extra cost.

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those stains are suspicious. It's a hard pass for me!

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "just need gone" alright... gone straight into the garbage.

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    Emily Renee Report

    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, it's a piece of lab gear

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That now looks like it's being used to sort the recycling.

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    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know people still said gnarly.

    MCathenaE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The do in California, but Rydal is in Pennsylvania or Georga...

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    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is it? i don't quite understand

    Nina Hammonds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The table is the embalming table from a funeral parlor... The chamber looks like if you had an infectious disease when you died or was exposed to say radiation they could put your corpse in there and make you safe for burial. Hope this helps 🙂

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    Andrea Dersch Report

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol the front of the sofa looks like slightly burnt pizza rolls glued together

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    Morgan Derr Report

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it to all those traitorous bastards who joined the LIV tour. I'm kidding. Nobody cares about golf except old white men and Tiger Woods.