50 Times People Had Enough Of The Weird Things Getting Sold On Marketplace, Said “That’s It, I’m FB Marketplace Shaming” And Shared It On This Group
Ask any avid open-air or online marketplace hunter and they will happily tell you about the treasures they’ve found for a fraction of the retail price. No wonder markets are having a kind of renaissance, with people opting for ways to consume more sustainably and budget-friendly.
Facebook marketplace is one such popular destination. The goods are reachable from the comfort of your home, a single message to the vendor away. But the truth is, this kind of shopping often takes a weird turn after people occasionally spot a ridiculous, plain weird or absurdly hilarious item put on sale.
Luckily, there’s a safe place to gather for all those who get frustrated with such bizarre ads. Known as “That’s it, I’m FB marketplace shaming,” this Facebook group is home to 81.7K members coming in for either a chuckle, a vent or random entertainment. Below, we wrapped up some of the funniest examples, so enjoy!
Also, scroll down for our interview with Sean Fowlow, a professional thrift hunter and seller, as well as the creator of "Ridiculous Thrifter", who shared some insights into online marketplaces, the reasons why they’re so popular, as well as whether they will replace good old open-air markets.
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I've got some bad news. You might want to have your husband out of the room whilst I tell you.
She knows, that’s why she said the thing about the husband’s name.
Load More Replies...Maybe it belongs to the husband. As I grow old and saggy, sometimes I feel I could use some support up there.
the only thing tackier than zebra or tiger stripes is leopard print, at least imo lol
Load More Replies...I thought there was nothing wrong woih this at first. Then I thought "Why would the owner know the husbands name?" Then it clicked.
Once upon a time, I would have agreed. But now, with everything I read on the internet, I'm not so sure.
Load More Replies...Mild little scam. These cost £1 each (I recognise the brand-its a pound shop own brand) and he's trying to tourn a profit by pretending to be an idiot.
So anybody who thinks that he is an idiot is one himself.
Load More Replies...My dad went out for smokes when I was 3 years old. He came back... but only because he forgot his lighter. I was 34 when I found out via Facebook that he died 10 years earlier from my half-sister that I didn't know I had. True story.
My "dad" once went for milk and came back 3 weeks later. Luckily, my mom dumped her husband by the time I was 2.
Sean Fowlow confirmed that lately, online marketplaces have become immensely popular. “It’s my belief that most people would rather browse through locally available items for sale online from the comfort of their own homes… than driving around their area looking for flea markets and garage sales,” Fowlow adds that this takes a lot of time and energy.
“There is a large community who still enjoy doing this but I would bet there’s an even larger one growing who are frequent online marketplace shoppers, mainly Facebook Marketplace,” the professional thrift hunter said.
If we are going to nit pick, plastic wasn't invented back then.
Load More Replies...Van Gogh didn't actually cut his whole ear off. He merely trimmed around the edge.
Not everyone, some people like Gauhin. But, he did s Mike Tyson to the left ear. In the painting the ear shows on the right, because he was painting from a mirror reflection.
Load More Replies...I have to admit, as long as it’s a brand new, never been used, toilet from the store.. it’s pretty creative. 😂
Not built for heat, though - it'll break if you're lucky, explode if you're not!
Load More Replies...I kinda like it, you could have a lot of fun with it!! Funny the biggest pic is in front of a memorial!! 😃
According to Fowlow, we are certainly heading in the direction where everything is being done from our smartphones. “As a seller of used items myself, it’s much easier to list all of my garage sale items on Facebook Marketplace than it is to set out a table in front of my house or in a public market and wait there for hours. This way, people can then come get the specific item they want at an arranged time with ease… not having to rummage through hundreds of items set out on tables.”
Do they supply the same crack they are smoking when they posted this ad?
I can fit everything I own in it using Ikea
Load More Replies...Since the utility panel would be in my room, there would be charges for me to turn the power on for them (after I turn it off). I'd have bathroom access quickly, because I'd require 24 hour notice to enter my area. From there, they could determine just how much power they needed at my rates.
That was my first thought too. Hold their power ransom.
Load More Replies...As long as you don't smoke the drugs though
Load More Replies...2000?!? That's so much! Like Harry Potter's bedroom was bigger than that
Ah, yes. For those seeking a "Harry Potter the early years" living experience.
They're cute and it's not overpriced. But I still won't buy them.
Load More Replies...These aren't bad. Not my style but if you're into that decor they are nice
Did anyone else have a totally different item in mind the first time they read this?! Lol! Not making the Barney connection at first (the opening made no sense!), the whole thing's even funnier to reread once you've seen the suit. Delightful.
Yes, exactly what you said! The beginning was so bizarre, I read it twice before I scrolled down and figured it out. I was thinking the weirdest things!!!! Lol I thought it was pretty clever really. x
Load More Replies...You know that belief that people can't actually laugh out loud when nobody is around to hear it? This guy's ad proves this is a lie.
this is perfect for my 4-year-old cousins birthday party...she would be so excited🥲
Fowlow agreed that there are definitely a lot of weird, funny, and fake items for sale on online marketplaces. According to him, “Most of them are people just having fun… and it is indeed funny to see these items. For instance, I remember seeing someone selling a stainless steel toaster on Facebook Marketplace where the reflection in the toaster was the seller in his underwear taking the photo for the listing. It was done totally on purpose and I highly doubt there was an actual toaster for sale.”
Having said that, Fowlow explained that “even though there are a lot of listings like this, they only make up a very small percentage. The greater deal are legitimate sale items.”
Yeah, why else would they ignore the obvious „one tire as bald as your dad“ zinger?
Load More Replies...100% dislike crude references to females. If anyone needs to "blow" then do it yourself.
This is just a chair they’ve cut a hole in…and haven’t even bothered to finish the exposed (and porous) wood they’ve cut! Major Eww.
Load More Replies...If you’re getting crockpot steam in your uterus you definitely have problems this chair cannot solve.
@ Gino Garcia, no, Joy is just stating the facts. There’s a chair with a hole and a rice cooker underneath it.
Load More Replies...It's also called a Yoni Chair. There's a huge market for these. Where does one come up with ideas like this???
Ummm, ummmm, steamed vagina. Jokes aside, I have a friend who has a GF who does this. She swears by it.
Maybe something to consider when they start sagging!?!?! 🤣
Load More Replies...In this context, slightly used is like ‘a bit pregnant’, or ‘slightly hysterical’.
Maybe someone bought and painted it and made it into that trailer from earlier 😂
With how expensive caskets are, someone will probably take him up on it. Not like anyone will care what it looks like once it's in the ground.
Fowlow himself shops on online marketplaces often, but he mainly uses them to sell. “As I stated before, online marketplaces (like Facebook) make it so easy for me to sell my items and I get tremendous value and time saved because of the mass exposure the platform provides. It’s completely free to list, and they do not charge any fees… like eBay does.”
Another good thing about selling on online marketplaces is that the buyer shows up at your door (or at an arranged location) to purchase the item. Plus, “there are no shipping charges involved. It’s a near-perfect system…”However, Fowlow warns, “there are a lot of questionable people out there… many interested buyers waste my time, failing to show up at the agreed time/place, backing out at the last minute.”
No, really, it was bought new by a couple who shortly thereafter spontaneously combusted, along with their cat…
that is not the floor surface - I think somethink like a .005millisecond rule applies for this surface
Load More Replies...I mean, the person could at least take out a marker and attempt to draw something.
Load More Replies...Would you look at that, I had a limited edition just like that yesterday and ate it. If only I knew! Talk about wasting money...
I'm an atheist but I swear, my bathtub coating is peeling and it seriously looks like Jesus wearing a gown with his arms out.
Moreover, Fowlow explained that “oftentimes, people will just simply block your account rather than just say, ‘I’m no longer interested in your item.’ As well, the ‘lowballers’ can be ridiculous. These are the people who will offer you but a fraction of what your item is worth. Factoring all of this into the process of buying/selling on Facebook Marketplace, it’s still tremendously worth it!”
When asked whether online marketplaces will ever drive out open-air markets, Fowlow believes that may be probably if we have another pandemic. “Almost everything is online now. But there is still that old-fashioned crowd who love a good open-air market and will make time and space for them. These markets usually take place in the daytime.”
Meanwhile, “anyone can browse through items on Facebook Marketplace day or night. It’s so easy,” the professional thrift hunter and seller concluded.
This is amazing, the fact that there is a random alligator with a nuke makes it so much better.
It's from a famous quote by Bill while in office. He showed up late to a meeting looking very haggard and said " Sorry I'm late. I been up to my a*****e in alligators over this North Korean nuclear situation."
Load More Replies...Easy access to the saxophone just in case you need some backup jazz
It's a button. For... nukes, I guess? And alligators because America??? I dunno.
Load More Replies...I got mine from themountain.com. But that was years ago. I don't know If they still carry it.
Load More Replies...Bill Clinton, the president that put an assault weapon ban in place, using assault weapons. Also, is that supposed to be Monica Lewinsky? If so it makes this shirt sooo much better.
Honestly id do 10-12k depending on miles. I used to detail cars and a few days with an ozone generator followed up with chlorine dioxide tabs, then a full on disinfect/new air filter etc and itd be fine. A bit of work but not that bad.
Load More Replies...Nothing says "much loved family member" quite like "We didn't notice she was gone for a whole week".
Maybe they just didn't find her, who'd think of looking in her car - hell, who knows where the car would be parked?
Load More Replies...Only problem is the death smell....um.yeah that's one hell of a problem.
Going to take quite a few Febreeze Vent Clips to take care of that smell, alas.
The Mythbusters tried letting a pig carcass sit in a car for a bit because they wanted to see if it was possible to get the smell out. They couldn't. It had gotten inside the vents, and even after they gutted the seats and replaced all the upholstery, the car still smelled
I'm assuming (hoping) that this is a joke... it looks pretty clean and untouched for a car a corpse has been decomposing in for a week. I've seen decomp situations and they literally have to gut rooms etc to clean it.
They surely washed it. Presumably grandma drove to her friend's house for unannounced visit, parked around the block or up the street and happened to die. Only driver's seat would be affected but not by much
Load More Replies...That's a LOT. What if it's haunted? Why was she in there for a whole week? I have questions.
Isn't it washable? If you want it... Fabric softener will give it a nice smell 😂
Load More Replies...Teenage daughter who didn’t pick up her laundry
Load More Replies...My aunt would love this ( she collects her cats whiskers)
I had no idea there was such a market. BRB going to check carpet for cat whiskers.
I know this sounds crazy but you can use them for very fine painting or for paper marbeling
Work great for fly tying (for fly fishing). I save my cats whiskers and give them to my Dad.
what are you going to do when it molds(or expires)? is it still valuable?
Dude...no...it's an onion ring, it'll be around longer than the 2 of us
Load More Replies...have you ever seen a person eating their own head?....you haven't seen everything.....some quote from a film
Load More Replies...Ah ah ah nothing cracks me more than things with hair that are not supposed to have hair: babies, dogs...
Dogs very much are supposed to have hair. Apart from Chinese Crested
Load More Replies...Voodoo-shoes. Unless it's like this plastic hair you can buy in like doll shops.
Is it house-trained? I don't wanna be finding puddles of dust everywhere
Load More Replies...I've raised him and bathed him and named him Jason Statham
Load More Replies...The vibrator industries are getting more and more creative these days, aren't they?
Even though it's not alive - i feel kinda bad for the duck 😖
Load More Replies...Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bath time lots of fun
Load More Replies...In the immortal words of actor and activist George Takei— Oh my!
Load More Replies...Stop it! Just stop destroying my childhood with your pervy toys anyone could buy by just walking into ... where now? For research purposes, you see.
I'll never forget back in the early 90s us kids at the ocean, no more than 10 yo when my younger cousin grabs a "lollipop" and asks my aunt to buy it for him. Aunt looks at my mom. They start to giggle. It was one of those condom pops back in the early 90s. It looked like a lollipop but nope. It was a condom. Try to explain that to a 6yo
Load More Replies...When autocorrect changes to "ducking", they knew what they were doing the whole time.
nothing like a cold glass of "aaaaah, wtf..." to ease me on my saturday evening
My oldest has me making this face as his lock screen background on his phone 🤣🤣🤣
That's going to be an odd time with the Talking Heads playing... maybe your vibe?
And a loud pause, as we all scroll back up to view Nugget Toes....
Load More Replies...I have seen some of these in lace. I am thinking they are used for beach weddings.
I used some lace ones for my wedding! I'm Jewish and it's customary for the bride to be barefoot under the wedding canopy. The lace ones still let you have some cute decoration on your feet!
Load More Replies...Yay, they're pretty -- and could be either hand crocheted or knitted quite easily.
I read this before I went to bed and woke up still feeling bad about my feet. I’ve had edema since a kid. Words matter. Use them more carefully.
No one has accountability on the internet, which has society both becoming more understanding toward one another & simultaneously more vile. Take a week off from the internet altogether and you'll be surprised at how nice life is. And I say that as a person who's never known a world without it.
Load More Replies...Why do I always notice the battery life on someones phone and want them to charge it.
Me too! I'm retired too but could still need it 😂 there are still enough effTards in my life, not only at work!
Load More Replies...“I probably took it from one of my employees…” After feeling a sudden sharp pain in your read my emails?
So, if the seller were still working they'd be using the doll on their co-workers?
So, this guy was a bad boss and straight up stole s**t from their employees.
"Hey kids, didn't get a Christmas present last year? Use this amazing kit to put a curse on Santa!"
I have a political voodoo doll. Just tape a picture of your least-loved political person's face on the head and start sticking in those pins. It gets a lot of use these days. Tons of fun. 14/10, would recommend.
What's REALLY strange about this post is that the actual refrigerator that this monstrosity sits in looks fairly clean-ish.
...And Peter Rabbit never went in to Mr. McGregor's garden again.
I was going to say the same thing. Great way to burn down your kitchen.
Load More Replies...I'm a pretty optimistic gal and rarely downvote around here. But this atrocity? I'd need to set up another 99 accounts to come close to downvoting it enough!
I figure, given that the theme is "things that deserve to be shamed" more or less, an upvote is kind of a downvote.
Load More Replies...Wow here I have been putting leftovers in the fridge, I could be selling them. Lol
Remind me of that guy who was selling half eaten bun from breakfast. Bidders went with it and final price was over million. Auction sites can be fun....
Maybe they'll ship some ecoli and salmonella along with it
Load More Replies...Now, all we need is a poster behind the sofa of Britney and Justin in their matching denim outfits at the American Music Awards.
Yes! You could keep the TV remote in a pocket.
Load More Replies...How did 17 people save this? I can't imagine anyone actually buying it!
and it is around half price for an actual shewee.
Load More Replies...ah, you have entered the dark side of the comment section... welcome..
Load More Replies...I mean, as long as it was never used for its designed purpose, it should make a fine funnel.
I don't know if it is food-grade material though.
Load More Replies...I have all the parts. The windshield is in this ziplock bag.
You’ll flip for this “slightly used” car! Runs n drives great! Handling…meh
"Runs and drives great" 😂. Yeah cause you can tell while it's completely flipped 🤣
That was before it was crashed. It may not run at all now, though. Even if it was put back upright.
"Clean title; can't say the same about my license so pick-up only"
People seem to think that adding the word 'vintage' to the name or description of their crappy item makes it instantly desirable. WTF. Yeah nah
Just to be sure, because I am not a native speaker..... this is not what vintage is, is it?
No it is not lol. "vintage" usually means something old and classy. Like an old car. Not this pile of questionable junk
Load More Replies...What the heck is this monstrous, medieval-torture device-esque item I see here before me??
Tbh the effort required to do this...it's actually a work of art in the eyes of some
To quote a certain televised personality... Rare does not mean valuable. To paraphrase the same person... 'Vintage' can mean landfill fodder.
Somebody scraped all this junk up from the 405 Freeway in California
Could've been made 100x better if it had a " Live, Laugh, Love " sign put next to it
Load More Replies...Definitely a conversation piece. A conversation no one wants to have about this piece.
What in the holy he'll is this? Did they just squirt out a bunch of caulk into a shape ?
Yeah I was thinking it's that foam insulation or something similar.
Load More Replies...I actually make dolls like this check out shattered dolls on FB
Load More Replies...This is the most COMPLETELY AND SERIOUSLY EFFED thing i have seen in a bit...
That would be awesome during October. Leave it in the front seat and go shopping
Used once? Like did you rub it all over your body a few times during that one time?
What store charges $7 for a single stick of deodorant? I know there is inflation going on but we have not reached $7 a stick deodorant levels yet.
Is this someone too cheap to pay for a house clearance after grandpops d..ied
Chomp chomp. Only tried on a few times according to comments. Don’t pass this deal up
oh i forgot to add... they used to set real teeth into the acrylic
Load More Replies...I think those are shadows and lights playing tricks. At least I HOPE that's what it is.
Load More Replies...Plenty of people buy pre made. They have no choice. I was looking into it for an option for me before I got mine. A low cost basic is 500.00 at the dentist. That is a lot for some people.
I have so many questions. This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen today. (The day just started). It infuriates me, because I’m willing to bet the company has a no refund policy. So, now they’re out at quite a bit, if they used Good Fit. (I googled around and found the site and how it works). I hope they recoup some of their money.
A great addition to my store-bought, fits all sizes sinus replacement kit.
A mummified body made of paper mache, or a body that was mummified with paper mache?
Ya know what, a lot of work went into this and it'll make a great Halloween decoration.
At first I thought they were pole dancing, but naked stilt-walking is way less creepy.
Look behind them. There is a doll hanging off of a porch support
Load More Replies...Not sure what the picture and the alleged item have to do with each other.
I have a drawer full of the these, and the rarer New World ones. I see them as an investment for my retirement.
My nest egg is in beanie babies but I’ve been thinking I should diversify my portfolio.
Load More Replies...There was!!! Google foam mirror. It was a quarantine hobby fad.
Load More Replies...At first, I didn't realise it was a mannequin so I thought they were selling a woman. Good God, did my stomach drop reading the first few lines 😅😂
I seriously question why I even checked out all this ads tonight. It was stupid on my part because I'll probably have nightmares
Can just imagine carrying it into the bank to deposit that piggy bank.
Someone who was a fan growing up? I mean, I'm from the early 90s and spend my early-to-mid teens watching MTV practically every single day. I'm sure if my mum had let me have tattoos back then (I really wanted one but so far I have 0) I would at least have considered an MTV logo, no joking. Now, imagine for gen X people as well as the oldest in mine (gen Y) - their generation was partly defined by the channel.
Load More Replies...To be fair, it is a nice nightstand but I'm betting that no one is looking at the stand.
Never buy from Wayfair, they sell garbage. Got a couch from them broke within a year. Ikea is much better at around the same price. Or go to habitat for humanity, we bought an excellent microfiber 3 seater for 80$ barley used
Totally agree with buying used if you can (Habitat, or salvage building supply or even Goodwill can have good stuff, about half our furniture is from local consignment) but I have had some decent stuff from Wayfair. They are just a marketplace though, so just like Amazon some stuff is good and some is not.
Load More Replies...12" is TINY! Most english saddles are 17" at least. This saddle would hypothetically be for a child...which makes this even more creepy.
I'm just glad this person modeled it cuz I had no idea what a saddle is supposed to look like....
That baby is going to be the best Pokemon trainer ever, it's already holding a pokeball in the top photo
“I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was”
Load More Replies...I really hope that isn't a human baby that they don't want to raise but can't abort
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Load More Replies...That's just the default text FB Marketplace puts in if you pull up the ad.
Load More Replies...Don't give/sell these to people. There is a whole community of nutso's that pretend to be pregnant and use stuff like this to steal money from adoptive parents etc
I mean, it's dirty, but I could actually see someone wanting some of that. This posting feels more legit than most of these. Ngl, I'd take that hose reel right now
When I was a punk a*s teenager my buddies and I stole the plastic Xmas lawn ornaments out of peoples yards. We stashed them in my friends hay loft, his mother climbed the ladder and came face to face with 30 Santa’s and snowmen. Scared the c**p out of her.
Someone would probably pay for the Mickey mouse caroller.. or is it a festive toilet roll holder? 🧐
I think that that’s Minnie Mouse, I think she’s that wearing a dress, and I think that the blue thing is a m**f.
Load More Replies...Wow--so much stuff I'd just put in the fridge or tossed, that I could have been selling! How did I not realize this?
How many muppets had to die so someone could make this side table? STOP MUPPET ABUSE. MUPPETS AREN'T FURNITURE OR CLOTHING.
You know you are a crazy cat person when the first thing you think when you see this picture is: This would be great for my cats!
Take a ping pong ball. Halve. Draw a black circle on each. Place on table
What's devorice? Do they whip it good? Do they shape it up or get it straight?
Hi I know this is random and not related but I love your username! Us Lovegoods gotta stick together!
Load More Replies...It ain't a reflection. It seems they haven't cleaned out their washing machine in a while. My washer started to produce human limbs instead of clean clothes. Made some good money off the toes.
Load More Replies...So it's true. Some folks will literally sell their own grandmother.
Worked at a Thrift Store, broke my heart to see all the family photos, albums etc...dropped off. 🥺
I think about this a lot, my dad has inherited my grandparents and great aunts huge photo collections- back when people took real photos- and has boxes and boxes full of them. Not to mention the insane amount of slides he has- of parties and vacations. I'm probably going to be next in line for all this stuff and I want to treat it all with respect but I also don't necessarily have the room for it all. It seems a travesty to get rid of it, though. My family's history.
Load More Replies...Looking at the color of the water, I'm not sure the ad is wrong,
Load More Replies...Yikes! Inflation, back in my day you could get a Squidward Cheeto for 10 bucks
Yes. A Dodge Caravan is a large people mover type car. They generally hold 7 people.
Load More Replies...Astonishing how furniture design 200 years ago was so similar to what we had in the last few decades.
Looks like there are possibly hundreds of unknown species of organisms in it
From experience, that nest will probably crumble into dust the moment they touch it..
The classic furniture set! Almost everyone had this in the 70's & 80's.
I had this in 2003 ish lmao. Came with my first apartment
Load More Replies...This probably cost less than $575 when Grandma bought it in the 70s.
I hope they were popular people because I'd NEVER want to see that design..
I wonder if I would get both the right and the left for $8 or is it extra?
The caption reads “In search of a person that wants to fly to Miami with me on July 5th”
Viajar means travelling, not flying. She is probably looking someone for car sharing. Not exactly a new concept.
Load More Replies...Maybe I'm the only one, but I don't think the doll is hideous. *shrugs*
I'd buy that for this price. I don't need it, but the quality seems fine considering the price
I have eaten a bunch of green potatoe chips..... Please pray for me
Load More Replies...Holy shït, to think of the dozens of "green" lays chips I've found (and eaten) over the years... God dammit, I could be a rich woman right now. lol
First it was TP, then PPE, and now Sriracha? What kind of world are we living in? This is madness!
Load More Replies...I'd buy it just to give it the proper burial it deserves! Poor little guy. Someone release that trapped soul.
I can't..... I am all about crude humor, but sometimes it's a little too blatant to even be considered humor. Sometimes subtle is more entertaining.....
Noooooo, please, no! I don’t want to see this ever again. Please don’t start another “what colour do you see?”
Load More Replies...Can't believe they were even allowed to keep their old pacemaker generator, let alone sell it.
"killed me twice" Sir how is it possible to be killed more than once? Are you writing this from the afterlife?? I have questions
It's a pacemaker meaning it controls their heart. If it malfunctions, the heart stops. Thus clinical death.
Load More Replies...It looks like one of those meals that gets dropped off for elderly/disabled people for free
True, but they’re asking $20 for some veggies, potatoes, a bread roll and 2 slices of ham. And a slice of pie. Seems a bit expensive!
Load More Replies...That now looks like it's being used to sort the recycling.
Load More Replies...The do in California, but Rydal is in Pennsylvania or Georga...
Load More Replies...The table is the embalming table from a funeral parlor... The chamber looks like if you had an infectious disease when you died or was exposed to say radiation they could put your corpse in there and make you safe for burial. Hope this helps 🙂
Load More Replies...lol the front of the sofa looks like slightly burnt pizza rolls glued together
Give it to all those traitorous bastards who joined the LIV tour. I'm kidding. Nobody cares about golf except old white men and Tiger Woods.
I have no idea how delusional these people must be to (a) think anyone wants their garbage and (b) that anyone will pay for it , at all, in any manner or form.
I seen a video this youtuber did about funny things he found on Craigslist. There were some funny things in it, like a snowcat-limo and a hearse with a flamejob and bunper sticker that said "your last ride"
I have no idea how delusional these people must be to (a) think anyone wants their garbage and (b) that anyone will pay for it , at all, in any manner or form.
I seen a video this youtuber did about funny things he found on Craigslist. There were some funny things in it, like a snowcat-limo and a hearse with a flamejob and bunper sticker that said "your last ride"
