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According to Urban Dictionary, a threatening aura is “a place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition.”

But there’s so much more to a threatening aura than meets the eye. Especially when it’s something very close and relevant to us, like things we eat. Food too can have a threatening aura, making us question everything from its contents to serving, edibility to potential danger.

This Instagram page titled “Food With Threatening Auras” is a great place to look at real-life examples of cursed food. Below we wrapped up some of the most weirdly wonderful examples and served them right here. Enjoy! Or maybe not.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is one evil looking Easter bunny!

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    While some foods clearly have threatening auras as we have seen in this post, there exists a whole new world of weird and unusual foods popular among culinary thrill seekers. Edible insects like ants, crickets, and mealworms have been a staple in many far East diets, whether eaten raw, cooked, or added to other dishes.

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    Now, a growing body of research has found that edible insects have superior health benefits due to their high levels of vitamin B12, iron, zinc, fiber, essential amino acids, omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and antioxidants.

    For example, this study claims that the addition of edible insects such as crickets to the human diet could offer numerous benefits. For example, the environmental and nutritional benefits include an overall reduction in greenhouse gas emissions, decreased agricultural use of land and water, improved prevention and management of chronic diseases like diabetes, cancer, and cardiovascular disease, and enhanced immune function.

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t get me started on invisible tape. I won’t fall for that one again!

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    While today, most animals are born and raised for their muscle tissues, organ meats are largely overlooked. However, hunter-gatherers didn’t just eat muscle meat. They ate the organs too, such as brains, intestines and even testicles. In fact, the organs were highly prized.

    Organ meats, known as offal, can be seen as a culinary oddity not for faint stomachs, but the fans of it claim it’s nature’s most concentrated source of virtually every important vitamin, mineral, amino acid, and fat.

    Healthline reports that organ meats are particularly rich in B-vitamins, such as vitamin B12 and folate. They also have an abundance of minerals, including iron, magnesium, selenium and zinc, and important fat-soluble vitamins like vitamins A, D, E and K.

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    Liz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to use this to start leaving positive messages ❤️

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damaging products that others are going to purchase

    NotMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly readable in the before shot, so you're really only damaging product that people won't pick. Please stop.

    Lynn Dougherty Quin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damaging products that people won't pick, therefore causing product to go to waste, causing a loss to the store owner, causing price of product to rise so owner can recoup loss. Please STOP.

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    Mune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot. Stop f*****g with other people's food.

    James Suttle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure contaminating food is a serious offence

    gloria benado
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that contaminating? It's bruised not contaminated. Not cool but not illegal

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    Steal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone do this? Lol! So ridiculous. Also, I have no doubt very many people would choose the first banana anyways....unless they are specifically looking for an over ripe banana.

    Carro Marxsson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always go for the browner ones. Less starchy and more sweet. Would love to find a message on one of mine!

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    PSimms
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a diabolical genius.

    dab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how 'bout not touching my food

    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did this when i was ten except i just carved "waddles is awesome"

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh and they weren't market bananas they bananas that my parents had already purchased

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    Mickysixxx
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would get attacked over here if you got caught. We had a spat of people sticking needles and pins in strawberries and bananas at the supermarket trying to hurt people. People are just terrible sometimes

    Unpopular opinions
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about don’t mess with food you didn’t buy.

    Melissa Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's f*****g evil. But also hilarious.

    Potato Is Anxiety
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm doing this the next time i go to the store

    ImSayu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should do this to my friend when they take my gum

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo! We need bananas for size!

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha haha Ii have only done this to myself!

    Dan Frain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a sick son of a b***h, aren’t you? I like that in a person.

    Clover
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea, but do it after you get home with the bananas. I sure can't say that I won't be trying this myself!

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun getting fined for tampering with food.

    Maudelin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT F with produce that someone else is going to buy. How dare you.

    KETGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would leave my favorite word, but people might think I'm threatening them. Defenestrate. I've just always liked the fact that there is a word that means to push someone out a window.

    Rick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some new entertainment for the trip to the market. Thank you

    Marilyn Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t be touching bananas other people are going to buy with your dirty hands. Yes, that was funny, but it’s inappropriate. Food tampering. Who knows if you had poison in the end of your pin or whatever you used. Grow up.

    gloria benado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. It's a banana. It has a freaking peel. It bruises like any other fruit. You can literally do this using your finger.Everone touches fruits and vegetables when selecting at the store. That bruises everything eventually. Chill:)

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    Mammie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O, the things some people shouldn't know. [evil laugh]

    Carole G.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking notes. Gotta try this.

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, I just unlocked a new hobby. XD

    BoredPandaSucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here's one "the cucumbers warned me about you *gasp!"

    KitTheNugget
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too bad i dont have bananas at home rn…

    tehesa78
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    2 years ago

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    BeepBeepBoopBoop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the math and mathin. ($500 daily. Apparently tehesa earned $2537 in a week. That's only $362.42 daily. At least make y'all's ads math right)

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    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meatball Dom prefers to be called "Master Meat" or "Sir Balls on Wheat"

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    Thomas E S Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used onions. "Ogres are like Onions..."

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some salad cookies for dessert with your chocolate chip dip and cinnamon roll pizza?

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    HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Takes a bit* oh really- *starts flopping on the ground*

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    Lonely Tentacle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally saw a boat on water (at a glance) and after I saw the caption I realized what I was looking at, lol!

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL but seriously, leave my relatives out of this!

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roll it up like candy sushi with gummy worms

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoep is the best pun I've ever seen on one of these.

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    Thiago Gonsalves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My butt was half cooked when I was a child lol

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hasn’t slapped it yet just you wait.

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    Lonely Tentacle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disregarding the evil eye charms on the glasses, but I have to say that otherwise, those drinks are very aesthetically pleasing! Very pretty!

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    Blackheart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did...how did they...what is happening here?

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    Lil Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i threw up in my mouth a little

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was also string and mouse poop if I remember correctly

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain to me how anyone could possibly look at that... thing, and say "oh, look, and omelet."

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    kirsten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, it's too much vinegar that's the deal breaker here

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    Nico
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also thinking eew. But why? Its milk for humans. We eat the same with cow milk.

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