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If you spend time on the internet, which everyone does these days, you’d know that a big part of communication here is made up of memes. “Weird flex but Ok” is no exception.
According to Merriam-Webster dictionary, the first known use of “weird flex but ok” occurred in December 2017, when a college student named Finn Feighery replied to a post by the human rights activist Malala Yousafzai with a sarcastic response to a tweet listing the highlights of the year previous.
The phrase got picked up on social media, and today it has well secured its place in the internet’s lingo. So this time, we’re taking a look at “Weird flex but Ok” put into practice as seen in the cases of people bragging about questionable and unusual things. There’s even a corner of Reddit titled “Weird flex but Ok” dedicated to sharing such instances, so pull your seat closer!
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#1
Weird Flex, But Ok!
Chich 3 years ago
Best to not waste your breath trying to explain it people like her. Its like trying to teach a pig to whistle. Wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Mr Red 3 years ago
But still there are so many Trump supporters... It blows my mind. (By the way, it is not an only American problem)
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Ange Marsden 3 years ago
Meanwhile in China "Where's the orange man who shares all America's secrets?"
Helen Waight 3 years ago
Well, speaking from the rest of the world, we’re just waiting to see what your idiot tweets are gonna look like when your Wotsit Wanker gets thrown in jail for stealing and selling classified information. We might respect America again if that d******d sees some justice for all his many wrongdoings.
Kelly 3 years ago
You'll be waiting a while unfortunately. Trump appointed judge, ya know?
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Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago
It's really sad how the current GOP are so willing to cut off USA's nose to spite the face. To them, Trump could literally do no wrong and anyone else can do no right.
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#2
Weird But True Flex
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
In Germany, in restaurants, you have to say Leitung's Wasser, bitte. Or they bring you water but charge for it. Some cafes have water and glass and anyone can come and drink.
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Leekun 3 years ago
Ever have a kid and not end up with debts for life just to flex on Americans?
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asexualotl (she/her) 3 years ago
europeans do you ever take parental leave to flex on us americans
whatscookin 3 years ago
Tryna survive school literally is unfortunately a thing now in America :(
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
I have absolutely no idea what disgusting troll is downvoting you but I truly feel bad for young people today who have to fear for their safety just to get an education. Gun violence is a huge problem in the United States and I think that some people refuse to admit that.
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Colin Timp 3 years ago
Soon, the entire SW United States will have no water, for restaurants or anything else.
#3
Feels Pretty Warm To Me
The Truth Behind The Myth Luna Lightning 3 years ago
It's...kinda all three
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GoGoPDX 3 years ago
Do it! Nursing school is hard! I am getting my NP after 20 years if being a nurse and will definitely do this!
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We all have come across someone who can’t seem to stop trying to impress others. Braggers seem to always try to make themselves look good by putting a positive spin on everything they believe can show them favorably. There are many reasons why people do this, from making themselves feel better to doing things to impress others, or simply enjoying talking about oneself.
But in reality, the habit of bragging or boasting can be rather problematic. Not only do braggers paint an inaccurate or even distorted picture of their lives, they monopolize conversations. No wonder, for their audience, this is often super annoying as their self-worth seems to be all over the place.
#4
Weird Flex But Ok
ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣.𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕 3 years ago
I wasn't lol at first like the other ppl here, but your comment got a chuckle out of me tho'.
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#5
Psycho
Caroline Kimber 3 years ago
Seems like he doesn't have a good relationship with food, which is worrying :(
Helen Waight 3 years ago
Yeah, I mean I only eat when I have to and never for pleasure but I have a seriously messed up battle with an eating disorder that’s been ongoing for 30 years. (Anorexia in my teens messed me up).
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
"I only eat to fuel my body"....have you met food? Like proper food...the one your grandma makes that makes your taste buds light up and sparks fly in your neurons? That food.
Adur Bdur 3 years ago
Yeah! Grandma's food = 100% fuel + love. There's no better good than this.
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Jaya 3 years ago
It's so interesting that the person himself probably actually thinks he's impressing people, whereas people with a healthy relationship with food are probably concerned or turned off by him saying that instead of impressed. It sound like a worrying, obsessive relationship with food and exercise, in the realm of hypergymnasia, compulsive exercise, orthorexia etc. Which can lead to serious health problems.
Zachary Gillette 3 years ago
I'm willing to bet that guy doesn't do anything for pleasure, let alone eat.
Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
He inserts weird "brags" about his diet and feels superior for pleasure.
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Seabeast 3 years ago
You know who eats only to fuel their bodies? Animals, that's who. Humans know how to cook.
DelvianBlue 3 years ago
Tell that to my cats! They have definite ideas about food they like and food that makes them turn up their little noses.
Load More Replies... Magnifico Giganticus 3 years ago
I get the impression that people think of this as some kind of virtue or something.
#6
Odd Boast But Alas
New York-based novelist Henya Drescher claims that braggers wear masks. “People who brag a lot sacrifice their true identity — or at least a part of it — on the altar of appearances,” she explains in a piece on Medium. “They boast their qualities, achievements, and successes to attain the admiration and respect of those around them. And if necessary, they also resort to exaggerations and lies.”
#7
Cool, I Was Only Trying To Be Nice
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Grandpa is about to drop the Flagpole Press on some unsuspecting jabroni XP
Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago
he has practice. you don't want to know what he did back in the olden days...
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LeeAnne B 3 years ago
The seats were all empty.. why would someone offer a seat to someone when no one else was sitting there?
Mimi M 3 years ago (edited)
I'd guess the caption was made up after the pic was taken (pardon the buzzkill).
Load More Replies... Jack S 3 years ago
It's totally fake that train carriage has clearly been stood on its end and the guy in green has been glued to the seat.
Terry Armstrong 3 years ago
Hahaha....but you're totally correct about it all being fake...
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#8
Dang
Khara Mei 3 years ago
Wasn't this in Minnesota? I'm sure this was from a youtube vid from Minnesota.
HTFenthusiast 3 years ago
Colorado: there are no seasons its always a gamble on Monday its 1000 degrees and on Tuesday it's -2
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
Los Angeles is a hellhole right now. Triple digits for days! Only 105 today lol
#9
Ron Weedy
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
Cedric Diggory, Charlie and Bill Weasley and a handful of other were all buff.
Ki Li 3 years ago
I wouldn't say buff, but if we had to go with the most fit then yeah.
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RoanTheMad 3 years ago
Idk why people have the idea that strength = buffness, I mean yes buff people tend to be strong, but you can be pretty strong without being buff. Besides, Hogwarts students did NOT miss leg day, have you seen all those f*****g stairs?!
Ki Li 3 years ago
For real. I'm pretty fat but still way stronger than I would look. Strength is a weird thing.
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Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
They rely too much on their magic. But they do play sports! So they do exercise. Just probably not the best at hand to hand combat. Someone who uses magic as a defense probably isn't gonna look like Hercules. Who was a demigod so probably not a good example.
Lia Salvatore 3 years ago
well, i dont know, Weasley could probably curse someone into oblivion.
You may ask why, despite its negative connotations, so many people still brag like there was no yesterday. Well, interestingly, bragging may work because the audience does not have enough information (yet) to evaluate the braggart objectively, Joachim I. Krueger, a Professor of Psychology at Brown University suggests.
“Braggarts may try to anticipate—and manage—the audience’s reaction to their exuberant self-presentation, and here desire encroaches on reality,” the professor argues.
#10
Get Rekt
Helen Waight 3 years ago
I had to save this, it’s just the perfect way to mess with some n*****d who’s texting you :)
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
No matter what I thought to expect it wasn't that and it was perfect.
Phyllis Turbin 3 years ago
I wonder if Grandpa on the bus and this guy hang out?
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#11
Guess They Have Been Warned
IamMe 3 years ago
My dog's a giant malamute. If your poop is bigger than hers I feel really bad for your plumbing.
Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
My ex knew who the dog owner was who kept letting his dog sh*t on our (perfectly manicured) lawn, but could never actually catch him in the act (until he installed cameras - yeah it got ridiculous). My husband was incredibly proud of that lawn. He collected all the dog's cr*p in a 5 gallon bucket, added water to let it "marinate" for a week or so & then went and dumped it all over the front of the guy's house.
#12
#parenting
Lawrencium 3 years ago
Buckling in a toddler twice a day 5 days a week is equivalent to 10 marathons a year.
Delta Dawn 3 years ago (edited)
If having kids is a poor choice, then you were once your parents’ poor choice that other people without kids hated hearing about. So, uh, weird flex but ok. 😂
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Moreover, it’s suggested that braggarts have empathy gaps they are unaware of. Krueger explains: “They project the positive feelings stirred up within themselves by their own bragging onto others without realizing that these others do not care as much about them as they themselves do.” This way, their pay is a reputational cost since they don’t have perspective talking.
#13
Wait
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
Doesn't matter to me, anything that can fully dissolve fur and smaller bones in 30 days does not belong inside a human body.
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SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
I remember when a woman claimed to have found a human finger in her chili at a Wendy’s restaurant. Wendy’s was actually able to track down where the thumb came from (she got it from an acquaintance and planted it in the chili so she could sue them), and vindicated themselves, but not after some horrible PR, and a nosedive in sales. Here’s a link for the story: https://www.encyclopedia.com/science/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/wendys-chili-finger
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Wait wait wait can we go back to an acquaintance giving her a human finger because I need to know more about that
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My O My 3 years ago
Depends on how long you take to cut the human body into parts small enough to fit in the cans
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Khara Mei 3 years ago
Laboratory tests have been done about this before. Citrc acid will dissolve the bones and the mouse would have basically been jelly if it had ended up inside during manufacturing.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Damn I feel like every time I read something about Mountain Dew I question whether I should really be drinking it
Khara Mei 3 years ago
This would happen if something is suspended in any source of citric acid that long.
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ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
How long will it take for a European swallow carrying a coconut?
#14
Pretty Impressive. Weird Flex But Ok
Robert T 3 years ago (edited)
So that's why they greet one another with "Up Yours!" insteady of "Howdy".
Hippopotamuses 3 years ago (edited)
As I recall, Snopes found this to have been ‘shopped’ several years ago.
Jacqueline Pie Francis 3 years ago
Yeah, it would help if people verified stuff. It’s also okay obviously photoshopped.
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Jen&Tonic 3 years ago
Actually, I know where that place is. It’s Kansas City, Missouri. Not Kansas City, Kansas.
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#15
I Know That This Is Edgy As Hell But I Thought That This Was A Good Place To Put This
will bower 3 years ago
Sometimes when you hit absolute rock bottom, all you have left is a bit of dark humor.
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Scarlett 3 years ago
So… would anyone yell at me if I follow up on that comment with it takes more then 25 ibuprofen to kill yourself and you will get the worst stomach ache of your life if you take 25 ibuprofen? Yeah, don’t do it
Jack S 3 years ago
I could be wrong, but I think if you try to OD on just about any over the counter or pharmacy drug it's gonna hurt like hell. I thought I was just gonna fall asleep and pass away peacefully. That was not the case.
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Deborah 3 years ago
Hahhahahahah I love her sick humour (also suicidal at times so we laugh together lady)
Wildercat 25 3 years ago
Dont worry we'll be here for her and you, there's always help❤
Load More Replies... Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago (edited)
That is just really disturbing and flat out sad. BoredPanda censors c**p yet posts really dark and heartbreaking stuff like this...
Luuta 3 years ago
To be able to understand and help people who feel that life isn't worth living, you have to look at it as sad, but relatable. Empathy is really important. I find it sadder that you would want to censor these important release valves for mentally ill people, than have your day inconvenienced.
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
I find this more disturbing and triggering that BoredPanda's idiotic censorship of curse words and censorship of basic human anatomy. I really question what in the world is happening to this site anymore.
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Magnifico Giganticus 3 years ago
As a former booby-hatch resident and failed suicide, this is hilarious. Turns out that 50 anti-anxiety pills won't do it either. But they will f**k you up and send you on a rampage you won't remember.
Meanwhile, flexing has an even more annoying connotation. This internet slang refers to showing off or exaggerating accomplishments and conveys arrogance or insecurity. Having sprung up in the 2010s through hip-hop songs like Rich Homie Quan’s 2015 smash “Flex (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh),” the term broke out in 2018 with the meme “weird flex but OK” for something odd to brag about.
#16
Hmm
Uber Mensch 3 years ago
Was asked once why I'm such a smart@ss. Told them it was because there are too many dumb@sses.
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Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
That's a really good drawing of a heart! Trust me it's a very difficult thing to draw 🙂
#17
Hope Everyone Is Doing Well And Staying Safe!
The Scout 3 years ago
It is a little bit against the sense of justice that his gold medal from 2008 in the 4 x 100 m relay was revoked because there were doping cases in his team (he himself had not taken anything - it was not necessary).
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Catia 'shorty' Rodrigues 3 years ago
when you're the best in the world at what you do.... you can flex!
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
To be fair, Usain Bolt has earned those bragging rights. The fastest speed he has reached is 43.99 kilometers per/hour (27.33 miles per/hour).
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
The guy has the world record...he has the right to flex. Also...big up Thompson from T&T.
#18
Weird Flexecution
Loretta 3 years ago
Did he jump d*ck first in the snow and then back again without touching any other body parts to the ground? Forget how deep the hole is, I want to see that performance.
ComfyPanda 3 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHA omg I can't stop laughing at your comment!!!
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Martin Kaine 3 years ago
In the snow? I think an outie just became an innie.
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#19
Die Like Men!
InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
Oh the spacing on the second line is so weird. I genuinely thought it was a long word in German for a fraction of a second.
Ange Marsden 3 years ago
I thought that too - wedielikemen? Is that German for airbag?
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CalicoKitty 3 years ago
Ah yes, freshly tenderised and salted with asphalt for the carrion-eaters, as all men are.
MagNat 3 years ago
"like men" = in a way that could be easy avoided by using some common sense?
Suz66 3 years ago
Like putting airbags in a near 40 year car? You drive what you can afford.
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Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
I’m not sure what the police have to do with this? I have a decal that says this on my ‘86 bmw. That’s because it never came with airbags. It’s just a joke🤷🏼♀️
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#20
Ok. Neat Flex
Earl Grey 3 years ago (edited)
Not necessarily. There are at least a half dozen different trisomy disorders, depending on which chromosome got duplicated, of which Down Syndrome is but one.
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
It for parents of a child with Down Syndrome.
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Leigh Baker 3 years ago
This probably a Down syndrome parent. Don’t think they were flexing, just being out with it.
#21
Weird Flex But Ok
Chris berkley 3 years ago
I keep telling my husband if we get a two story home I'm 100% getting one of those for days I feel lazy 🤣🤣
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Nah, going down a flight of stairs without taking any steps is much faster. 😅
Leigh Baker 3 years ago
Weird how they STILL advertise these with a perfectly ambulatory person in the ad since the 1960’s.
#22
Martijn 3 years ago
He identifies himself as christian. Mhm, I can't see them, therefore they're not real.
Agfox 3 years ago
He's now wondering why no-one wants to shake hands with him. Not an American but I'm starting to think you can only get a job at Fox if your IQ<100
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
Scales differ a bit, but: 90-109 average, 80-89 dull, 70-79 borderline, 51-69 moron, 26-50 imbecile, 0-25 idiot.
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David H 3 years ago
False: https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/02/11/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-wash-hands-10-years/2835616002/ Also if you watch the clip of the segment, everyone is laughing and joking, and he was making fun of a certain type of logic during that segment. It was a joke that people took the text, without the video, and out of context, and made it into a fake thing
Louloubelle 3 years ago
Well, look who you're dealing with. It wasn't a reach.
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#23
“Look How Rectangular My Cow Is”
Uncanny 3 years ago
Pfft. Just wait for menopause, you’ll get that large rectangular body, no problemo.
Nilsen 3 years ago
Strange. My sheep don't wear black hats. Sheep count as lifestock by the way.
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#24
Weird Flex But Ok
StrangeOne 3 years ago
I really don't see the fuss about airpods. They look like something I would lose within an hour.
Black Pearl 3 years ago (edited)
They're also they're the same as every other wireless headphones ever but expensive
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My O My 3 years ago
WWII? My dear child, how many summers have you seen? This phone has a colour screen!
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No Clue 3 years ago
I think it's to show how the old Samsung phone is still working and can even connect to the headphones wirelessly despite it not being a "smart" phone.
Zachary Gillette 3 years ago
This is just demonstrating that Bluetooth hasn't changed all that much.
#25
Flexing On Birds
Agfox 3 years ago
Amateur hour - Hotblack Desiato spent a year dead for tax purposes (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference for people who aren't familiar with that book)
StrangeOne 3 years ago
So, basically the bird still did a better job than this slacker cashier. My old boss would still have made a stink about 19 cents.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago
Pshe, I was asleep reading this and understood every word, and lokk at this, I'm making a comment! Now excuse me. Zzzzzzzz
Step Twirl 3 years ago
Going to chime in on this on .. l have seen them and what we call friggits.. they may nod of but their wing span can allow them to drift without "flap" they can stay in the air without touching land for something like a year... they will dive for food. Yet they spend most of time in flight .. its kinda wild. I saw them in south Florida.. look them up .. friggits .. they kinda look like a bat signal and enormous
Sandy Kavanaugh 3 years ago
The frigatebird, (as well as the juvenile Albatross shown,) can sleep with only one hemisphere of their brains at a time. Just like dolphins.
#26
Bill Gates 1994: This Cd-Rom Can Hold More Information Than All The Paper That's Here Below Me
StrangeOne 3 years ago
For it's time, it was a neat visual flex. Some people just didn't understand all that memory, bytes stuff.
LuckyL 3 years ago
I thing even today it's a nice visuall to show how much paper is saved with digital data. Now we just also need to show how much power is used for it....
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Monday 3 years ago
If you look you'll see it's got writing on it, so these are probably documents they were going to toss at some point anyway.
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Emma Brown 3 years ago
I don't know if I'm more horrified at the massive waste of paper, the REALLY bad loafers, or the fact that I immediately noticed the harness has caused a 'protrusion' .....I need to wash my eyes....
Mokayokok 3 years ago
Soooo they just wasted 10's of thousands of sheets of paper to take this pic?
M O'Connell 3 years ago
That is probably just a few days recycling for a company the size of Microsoft.
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#27
Only True Rednecks Put Stickers On Their Cars Flexing Their Redneckness
Lyrica Melody 3 years ago
It's a line in a popular new-ish country song; it seems to be catching on -- I've seen it on a couple bumper stickers lately.
Ash 3 years ago
I had the *pleasure* of hearing this while at work one day. The very first verse references a "southern pride tattoo." It then goes on to talk about the dead animals hung on the wall, killing copperheads, "pissing where I want to", and how loud their truck is. It's a meme of the American South in lyrical form, all it's missing is a gun reference.
Louloubelle 3 years ago
Do you suppose he understands that many don't consider this a good thing?
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago (edited)
It’s a word I first heard in a Pixies song called U-Mass from (1991) forever ago.
#28
Paris Marathon Was Cancelled So This Dude Ran Back And Forth On His 7 Meter Balcony For A Marathon Length
StrangeOne 3 years ago
This was in the beginning of the lockdowns. Hey, if you've trained for a marathon, got nothing but free time on your hands, might as well make it worth it.
LuckyL 3 years ago
I get dizzy just by thinking about doing all these turns.
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I see he strayed quite a bit over the boundaries of his balcony a few times.
Colin Timp 3 years ago
Tells you just how unreliable GPS can be. Looks like a 2 year-old scribbled with a crayon.
Jaya 3 years ago
They weren't allowed to go outside for unnecessary reasons, but exercise was still allowed (if you carried a form saying you were outside for exercise). He just wanted to lighten the mood and show people you can still stay fit even if you're stuck at home, and he thought it wasn't good if everyone in the city went outside to run because that would make the lock down less effective. So he choose this instead of running outside.
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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
StrangeOne 3 years ago (edited)
Congrats. You've finally passed Pre-K. Actually, I think that's a Pre-K enrollment requirement now.
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
i don't think ill ever leave pre-k if that's a requirement, it used to just know it, but remember it all at one time in the right order without the song... dang you got me, I still use my left and right have to know left and right.... I'm 36 years old T_T
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SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
I am actually impressed that they managed to evenly space the letters and fit them neatly, with equal margins on the sides.
Agfox 3 years ago
Tell me you watch(ed) Sesame Street without telling me you watch(ed) Sesame Street
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
I always catch myself singing the 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, eeeeleven 12! Song whenever someone starts counting out loud.
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Powerful Katrinka 3 years ago
I can't write the alphabet without singing the ABC song. Particularly the "QRS" bit.
#30
I’ve Had This Apple Stopwatch Running For Almost 3 Years
Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago
2.8 years. Has the device never been turned off or restarted or been updated or anything in that time?
Ivo H 3 years ago
Just had to check myself - iphone will not stop a stopwatch when restarted
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Tony Pott 3 years ago
Why would it? The largest number you can express in a 64 bit (unsigned) integer is more seconds than the age of the universe. A lot more. Even if you count in Nanosecond resolution, you're still talking more than 800 years. if they're just using 32-bit time_t, that runs out in 2032.
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Tina Harnish 3 years ago
What about when a new battery is needed? You did say it was a stopwatch.
Aayush Bhandari 3 years ago
just mentioning that you can do this trick by changing your date&time settings
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
How big is your running route that you haven''t completed the first lap? And why is the split 2 ms shorter than the total time?
#31
I Have A Different Mask For Every Day Of The Week
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
I totally wish they had put a lacy thong up one day as a joke.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I wore a plague doctor mask around my house when I had covid, lol
Load More Replies... Travis Horn 3 years ago
Yes. I believe we should wear masks still. Theres no feeling like saving a life.
#32
Haha Yes
Christos Arvanitis 3 years ago
Ha! Love this. And despite knowing the Monty Python reference, this American doesn't know what a "cello" is in 'Merica-speak...
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Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
Martin on his cello in Concert! The evening's musical selections will include "The Flight of the Bumblebee", "A Taste of Honey", the Beatles' "Honey, Don't", the theme from "The Sting", the blues classic "I'm A King Bee", ... Martin is taking requests from all you Pandas out there!
Apatheist 62 3 years ago
Too much of a stretch to ask for Wasp Kind of Fool am I? Something by Beeyonce? Perhaps a Pollennaise?
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LinManuelMiranda 3 years ago
LOL I keep randomly sending this to people out of context. Like we'll be in mid conversation and I just send this and leave the conversation.
#33
Weird Flex But Ok
Pam Akers 3 years ago
Okay. I can say that about taking a bath. I use the shower.
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Weird Flex, But It Works
StrangeOne 3 years ago
Milk helping your bones be stronger is a myth. Calcium is found in many other food, such as beans, meat, fish, nuts, fortified cereals, as well as cheese and yogurt.
Redpanda 3 years ago
Your statements contradict each other. You said it's a myth, while you said "other food", implying that milk also contains calcium.
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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Try biting it in half next time...that would really be amazing. 🙄
Audra Sisler 3 years ago
We drink chocolate milk (4ppl) and can go thru a gallon in 2-3 days!!!! Crazy
#35
Weird Flex
Scp_049 3 years ago
I think the person who made the first part was just talking about monopoly
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#36
Bill Nye F*cked My Mom In College
#37
Grocery Store Hottie Flex
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I have 3 in my area and they all have shitty parking. I'm in the San Fernando Valley.
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Amy Taylor 3 years ago (edited)
No, There's an area in Los Angeles called Silverlake. It's a lot of hipster types living there. Los Feliz is right next to it.
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L hill 3 years ago
No Linda. Its bad enough I have this Blair person buying 1 orange every half hour.
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Money Is Money I Guess
#39
Weard Flex But Okay
David H 3 years ago
you don't know that couple's sense of humor. You are making assumption based on your personal offenses. I know women who make these type of "sexist" jokes, and who says his wife in this picture doesn't as well. Not everyone has the same type of humor.
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ErrorGamer2000 3 years ago
NGL that's actually kinda funny, as long as she agreed to do this as a joke.
StrangeOne 3 years ago (edited)
Tbh, big TVs are overrated. * I mean in a flex, just-to-have-a-huge-TV kind of way.
Impetus 3 years ago
I like having a big TV because I'm getting older and struggled with the subtitles. We couldn't arrange the room just to make the TV closer. But yeah, I could live without it. I like it tho. I *have* noticed at the really big sizes the picture isn't quite as good. At least, in the less expensive TVs like what I buy.
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FrillyDragon 3 years ago
Compare it to anyone's and it's big. What a silly comparison.
Load More Replies... Impetus 3 years ago
Lemme tell you what happens if I get called the dishwasher. I never touch another dish. Had an ex push me on this once. If I needed a fork I would wash exactly one fork. Looking back the relationship is really over if you're at that level of petty, but it felt good at the time.
#40
Weird Flex But Ok
Sandy Kavanaugh 3 years ago
Nope, that's definitely photoshopped. His legs are in the wrong position if he were riding bareback, plus the pony's got no bridle.
Dekker451 3 years ago
And he's sitting too low. He'd basically have to be merged with the horse.
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#41
Weird Flex But Ok
Agfox 3 years ago
Her logic is 1 uterus, expecting quadruplets, 4 x 9 months gestation = 36 months = 3 years : simple really /s
JessG 3 years ago
That episode was a mess, and she could NOT be convinced she wasn't actually pregnant. Even with ultrasound, poor woman
Colin Timp 3 years ago
I know a woman who kind of tried this though. She wanted to pop out 6 kids in less than 5 years. Wound up losing her job after the fourth kid because she was taking a full 12 weeks off with each kid. She didn't realize that she exceeded her leave time for a year with only 9 months exactly between kids.
Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago
'Full 12 weeks' wooot, you guys only have 12 weeks maternity leave??
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#42
Imagine Liking Cheetos That Much
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
If I were to do this and then eat regular Cheetos, I could imagine my sleepy self forgetting and aggressively trying to suck my finger dust, getting increasingly frustrated until I remember that it is permanent.
Luna 3 years ago
„aggressively trying to suck my finger dust“ You made me do a spit take!
Load More Replies... Helen Waight 3 years ago
Good luck getting a successful job interview! (Yes I will mark down someone who shows up with visibly dirty hands)
Deborah Harris 3 years ago
And hands that look like they have nicotine stains from heavy smoking
Load More Replies... Amanda Rose 3 years ago
I would love to know what the tattoo artist was thinking (and why they even agreed to do this).
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
It's not dangerous, armful and you are being fairly paid for your work. As a tattoo artist why should you care.? I'm more worried about beauty operation Dr's that put more 1000 kg of breast instead of sending the person to a psicholog.
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Redemption Happens 3 years ago
Lazy way of getting attention, instead of accomplishing things, people choose the quick & easy way by acting out all over the place.
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Teresa Thomas 3 years ago
I didn't think of that - good question! Now im doing some research.....
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#43
Power. Unlimited Power
Cecily Holland 3 years ago
You know they are getting a call about someone’s new toilet not working. You just know it
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
We bought a toilet like this and in the manual it said: please do not flush golf balls down this toilet.
Louloubelle 3 years ago
My husband is a plumber. He has gotten many calls that ended up being flushed golf balls. This is wildly popular with toddlers.
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Valerie Young 3 years ago
I got this toilet because of this sign. It may flush golf balls, but it doesn't flush poop well.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
Get a seat with a bidet. That way you can just give em a nice rinse
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Katie DeHaven 3 years ago
Omg I saw this at Menards and was like why would they even think to test that? Lol
Daniel Yamada 3 years ago
Wow, great. I have been looking for a toilet that I can use to flush golf balls.
#44
Future Flex, But Ok
Adam Chang 3 years ago (edited)
"loser do their best..winners goes home and f*ck the prom queen" (read with scottish accent)
#45
Uh, Okay
Uncanny 3 years ago
Let me guess, if they can’t take handle you at your worst, they sure as hell don’t deserve you at your best? 🙄
Monday 3 years ago
Well if you can't handle me at my worst you absolutely shouldn't be with me considering that will be an awful experience for you.
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Sasha 3 years ago
Maybe she just genuinely want to be left alone to raise her kids, and is tired of guys trying to distract her with casual hookups. Wont be the first time some guys gone "yeah, i love kids" to get into someone's pants
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Dre Mosley 3 years ago
Thanks for letting us know that you're someone to avoid. Being difficult to deal with and full of issues is not a virtue.
Scott Rackley 3 years ago
So I need to have money, a psychology degree and the patience of Job to ask you out? Pass.
#46
Ok
Pavao prstec 3 years ago
Honestly, i am not wearing glasses but i have to read twice 😬 i just read the same 😳
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Amy Taylor 3 years ago
Ahhh the Sanctimommy!!! I was told that I din't "really" give birth since I had an emergency C-section by one of those.
Mz Phit 3 years ago
Me too. 36 hours active labor, then knocked out general anesthesia (no time for epidural) emergency c section. My kid is absolutely amazing
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Louloubelle 3 years ago
I have an acquaintance that tried that. Baby didn't make it. And she's trying again.
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
Do they have stickers for those who have children in cars while on the way to the hospital?
#47
Ok Buddy
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
I have a feeling he used to party with Ted Cruz, I don’t know why.
Leigh Baker 3 years ago
This was meaning to imply virgins are unable to assault someone. Well for one, they can. And for two, who asked him!? Eeew! (Do not want know about this guy’s sexual history. I need a mouth wash for my brain. )
#48
Ok Buddy
Agfox 3 years ago
Oh God, that brings back unpleasant memories, our eldest daughter absolutely refused to go to the toilet at Primary school. You did not want to be in her way when she arrived home of an afternoon & headed for our toilet
Natalie H 3 years ago
I too am a member of the Secret Society of Home Poopers…it’s the #1 place to do #2
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Uncanny 3 years ago
When I was in high school, a bunch of mean girl types hung around the toilets, terrorising potential pee-ers. They were called the ‘bog mob’. Guess they peaked early. 🤣
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
Don't be them. Go when you have to, especially if its on the clock. Maintain a healthy digestive system and get a free break.
Luke Branwen 3 years ago
Reminds me of my elementary school toilets. There were no urinals, just something like... one long trough in the floor for the guys to p**s into and two not-so-clean stalls. The trough was an open space, so not even a hint of privacy, and the droplets often landed on your shoes. So it's understandable I didn't go there unless ABSOLUTELY necessary.
emma malcolm 3 years ago
i don't get why anyone would want to hang a long one at school. we used to have a girl that would sing while doing it at least twice a day at school because her brothers teased her for needing to c**p when she was at home. i feel sorry for her.
Christos Arvanitis 3 years ago
For some of my childhood (US), many of the stalls didn't have doors! Yeah, I'm holding it in. wtf?
Midoribird Aoi 3 years ago
Bring a friend to stand in front to block the doorway for you. That is what we girls did.
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#49
Weird Flex But Ok
Madeleine 3 years ago
It’s not very funny to make everyone wonder who is the a*****e man-child neighbor who thinks it’s a really big deal to have sex.
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#50
I Am The King Unless Someone Beats Me
Harlan Bleiler 3 years ago
So I guess I shouldn’t add that mine is at 36,815 unread emails? Haha oops
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
My boss is literally over 18,000 at this point - when he shares his screen with me it gives me anxiety
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What freaks me out is that this is not just a count of how many unread emails they have, but how many notifications they have on their phone from it.
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
I never delete emails, or check them very often, currently sitting at 101,915 - drives my husband nuts but at this point it's just too far gone
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
When you understand how harmful it is for the planet to keep junk data on servers instead of cleaning it, this isn't a good achievement at all.
Adam King 3 years ago
Good point, printing all my old emails out so I can file them and delete the data.
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Katy McMouse 3 years ago (edited)
I'm not sure if I'm proud of this, but I have a strangely good (and slightly stupid) reason for it. Screenshot...a0fea8.jpg 
Random Stuff 3 years ago
My dad's phone literally has 130k+ notifications on yahoo mail alone and then another 50k+ on his gmail. He says he doesn't have enough time to clean it all up. All he has to do is "mark as read" them LOL.
RandomHumanBean 3 years ago
my dads email says 9999+ and my mom always has ovver 400. i cant understand how they survive
#51
All The Time
#52
What A Great Comparison
#53
Proud Parent
Seedy Vine 3 years ago
I don't have kids so I got the "Proud parent of an imaginary kid" bumper sticker, but I don't have a car either so I just wear it on my behind.
#54
Star Wars Nerd Flex
Lara Verne 3 years ago (edited)
??? He was camping in cinema or something? Waiting for premiere? I don't understand.
#55
Weird Milk, But Ok Quiz Score
The lesbian knitting panda 3 years ago
not to flex, but I use my milk expiry date as a calender too.
#56
Salsa Out Of Salsa
#57
😳😳😳😳
just a random panda 3 years ago
I can't tell if you're trying to say blech or bleach but honestly it works either way
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Nurichwersonst 3 years ago
At a certain age you'll take all artifical preservatives that you can get... 😅
#58
Ok Then
#60
Look At The Size Of My Bananas!
BannedFromABoatShow 3 years ago
But which ones are the ones for scale?! Bananaception!
Load More Replies... SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
They’re either trying to show how big one bunch of bananas is, or how small one bunch is, and now I’m so confused.
#61
Such Money
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
Can’t believe BP didn’t censor that, and it gives me hope for a brighter future!
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Bradley Curthoys 3 years ago
"I'm a tool. I'm a tool, a tool tool tool, an unbelievably annoying tool."
Urbangirlatl 3 years ago
Pretty sure no legit wealthy person would ever post something like that. Poser.
Catia 'shorty' Rodrigues 3 years ago
Those are some ugly a** shoes! And the iphone has a shitty camera because those airpods look photoshoped. Stop buying at wish! :D
Hadesdaughter 3 years ago
OH MY GOD, i thought they were falling down a well because of the white reflection, and the shoes were like a gloved hand trying to reach them
#62
Weird Nip Flex
The lesbian knitting panda 3 years ago
how the f**k do you know about the king's nipples Shanon?!???
#63
Better Than The Toilet Water At Home
#64
Weird Drunk Flex But Ok
#65
Weird Flex, But Ok, Jesus
#66
Ummm Ok?
#67
I Mean, That’s Usefull Ngl
#68
Wot
Potterhead 0-0 3 years ago
Lmao what’s the point of covering the username in the original comment if you’re not going to in the reply?
#69
What Can I Possibly Say To This
#70
I’m Rich What Up
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
How to become a millionaire: start as a billionaire and then "fill 'er up".
#71
I Have An Uncut Sheet Of Two Dollar Bills
#72
Well Okay Then
Ange Marsden 3 years ago
The real flex is keeping them alive (the ferns, not the passengers...)
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I hate when people do this. Yeah, it's great that there is a fire sale going on but others might like to score a couple of normally expensive plants for themselves. Judging by the neighborhood, this person could probably afford more than a few of these at normal price without blinking. This is just kinda greedy and self centered.
#73
"I've Watched The Office As Much As Anyone Else" Flex
Nicola Roberts 3 years ago
To be fair I think my daughter has this talent with Friends. I'm not sure when she can put this to good use, but it keeps her out of trouble. Sometimes it's all you can ask 😉
butt soup 3 years ago
id like to politely disagree & say it isn't to my taste. im autistic & have trouble empathizing with people of different interests, so if you wouldn't mind, could you please explain why you enjoy the office & why it's so popular? btw i'm not questioning why you like it or debating how good it is, i'm just trying to work on how i relate to others & would love if you could help me with the "seeing things from different points of view" part :)
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My Friend Goes On About How Good He Is At Sleeping
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Sobbing right along with you. I can't even get that when I'm sick as a dog.
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3 years ago (edited)
Imagine not being able to sleep (/s) I am wondering how this is a flex though? It doesn't sound healthy (maybe I'm wrong?)
Bethany Heller 3 years ago
It's not healthy, but a lot depends on why they didn't sleep. Think in college terms: you choose two of the three S's (sleep, social life, studying) every week (or weekend, or whatever your chosen time frame is). You can't drop one entirely and stay sane. So some weeks look like this. You have the work time and playtime you need, at the cost of sleep. Not unheard of.
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I Will Aspire To Afford A Giraffe, This Man Is So Inspirational
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
Of all the things men do to compensate for their embarrassing endowment, I don't think buying a giraffe is one of them.
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#76
I Lost $5 At Rite Aid Once, I Understand Your Pain
#77
Great Uber Driver
#78
Titles Are Hard
#80
I Think This Belongs Here
Dre Mosley 3 years ago (edited)
He was injecting oil called Synthol. Most of that isn't muscle at all. He probably wasn't very strong. I say "wasn't" because he died very recently.
will bower 3 years ago
It's a synthetic oil he has injected. All of it is squidgy and not hard like muscle
Dutchdancemum 3 years ago
I just don't get what happened to this man's body? Did he want it to look like that?
Mama Panda 3 years ago
It's obvious that he injected his muscles with something funky. His forearms would be much more muscular if this was achieved with working out. I am willing to bet he used Synthol Oil or something like it.
#81
I Bought 100 Lighters
#82
Rather Weird Flex Bruthur
Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
Colin Kapernick is my favourite black activists. I am black, and look up to him for inspiration.
Al Christensen 3 years ago
He'd rather kill animals than do something about people being killed.
Yubo 3 years ago
He enjoys killing defenseless animals for sport. In my eyes, that's a weak man.
Monday 3 years ago
Absolutely! If you intend to eat what you hunt then by all means embrace the food chain, but don't kill something just to prove you can.
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Lawrencium 3 years ago
Please note: the guy in the second picture is actually aiming at the camera man.
#83
I Literally Only Said “I’d Like A 10 Piece Nuggets With Extra Ranch... “
Gretchen Barone 3 years ago
That's a miracle. They NEVER give extra dipping sauce unless you pay for it
Whatshername 3 years ago
Netherlands: 12 × € 0,70 = € 8,40. I'd be really pissed off if they'd charge me for it.
#84
Weird Flex But Ok
zakk jakkl 3 years ago
Bet he has a killer collection of replica katanas and a different trilby for every day of the week
#85
Is This What U Are Supposed To Post Here?
"Things I've spilled"
araT Backwards 3 years ago
Cool cool cool. I too am clumsy af. Had no idea it was a flex as much as an embarrassment…
#86
I’ve Got Garages In My Garage
#87
Cross Post From R/Mac
#88
Weird Flex But Ok
Audra Sisler 3 years ago
I f*****g like her!!! We would really f*****g get along! S**t yeah!!😆😆😆
#89
My Mom Is Telling Me That I Bent A Needle Without Crying When I Was 6 Months Old . And Here I Am Cutting My Finger Cuz Of A Paper
butt soup 3 years ago
yeah, babies are injected in the butt because it's the safest place (very few nerves or large blood vessels) on their tiny compact bodies.
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Ok
Nicola Roberts 3 years ago
Mark Wright has a lovely wife and I'm sure she is pleased to read this.
#92
Ok
Mr. Cinder 3 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this one. They're just really happy about owning 18 snakes. Good on ya StarWarsLover984!
#93
Fat Kid Destroyer Right Here
Helen Waight 3 years ago
Force = Mass x Acceleration so I hope they fell down onto him. He’d look like he’d been in a gravity well afterwards!
Load More Replies... Audra Sisler 3 years ago
When me daughter was in grade school, last year, done kids asked her "you have a skinny mom???" I was like woah
#94
Weird Flex But Ooook
GirlFriday 3 years ago
More like they work in Target and photographed the merchandise in the back room.
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A_Reddit_User 3 years ago
They are buying them...and then when they run out he is gonna sell them for thousands.
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
BoredPanda has confused me for the past two years when they started their "glorious" censorship campaign and started to censor basic human anatomy in posts and common curse words including c**p and d**k. Yet, they give us no way to easily block trolls. They'll post cute listicle of puppies and kittens and then they will posts something completely bizarre like this...I really wonder what their hiring process is.
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BoredPanda has confused me for the past two years when they started their "glorious" censorship campaign and started to censor basic human anatomy in posts and common curse words including c**p and d**k. Yet, they give us no way to easily block trolls. They'll post cute listicle of puppies and kittens and then they will posts something completely bizarre like this...I really wonder what their hiring process is.
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