“Just Here To Shame Clothes”: 30 Bizarre Fashion Fails That Ended Up On This Group
The cutting-edge fashion might be a bit too sharp for most of us. Yes, it's in vogue, according to some arcane authority, but the items that sometimes end up out there seem so unusual that they seem like they could be a practical joke. But no, this is “just fashion” and we evidently don’t understand it.
The “It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty” Facebook group gathers and shares the most bizarre, hilarious, and downright confusing fashion items. So scroll through, prepare your eyes, and be sure to upvote your favorites, however, you choose to define that, and be sure to comment your thoughts below.
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Not Sure If I Can Post Memes (Delete If Not Allowed), But Excuse Me?!
This is most likely a prosthetic foot. And that's extremely cool because it looks so real.
Weird Fashion
where did you get them, if i may ask? the only ones i've found are thousands of dollars
Load More Replies...Shein Your Days Are Numbered
And the wrong arm length. And the wrong Criss cross at the chest…..and the wrong fabric…..and the wrong collar shape
Load More Replies...As head-scratching as many of these items are, we are at least blessed to live in a world where we can pretty freely choose what to wear. In the past, many legal codes set out specific rules for who could wear what and at what times. These “sumptuary laws” set apart the rich and powerful from everyone else. Of course, it seems like an interesting question to know just how aggressively they are actually kept.
For example, in ancient Greece, “A free-born woman may not leave the city during the night unless she is planning to commit adultery and a husband may not wear a gold-studded ring or a cloak of Milesian fashion unless he is bent upon prostitution or adultery.” Both of these indicate that you could actually just break these rules if you were willing to forgo some degree of social acceptability.
It's Swimwear Season
Never heard any spell like that in the Harry Potter films
Load More Replies...If it is Photoshop, she’s probably traumatized because she’s naked
Load More Replies...I’ll Just Leave This Beauty Right Here
Only Lemmy got away with these monstrosities. Lemmy-648b...7b28b4.jpg
I was immediately reminded of an actor, Phineas Newborn III, in the 80's movie Breakin, who was in dance class with one of the lead protagonists, Kelley. She called him Cupcake, as a personal term of endearment. He wore some demin shorts that were very short and tight. They were not as short as the ones above but I did have a feeling of deja vu for a moment, lol 😆.
Load More Replies...I'm a never nude so these are right up my alley. Oops I mean my butt crack
Brings back bad memories of the '80s, when even the guys wore Daisy Dukes.
Weird Fashion
FINALLY! An upgrade to my cargo shorts! I will call them, shipping shorts.
Ancient China and Japan had similar laws, which also made sure to govern not just what one could wear, but even what sort of gravestone they might be able to have. This allowed rulers to feel special, as if palaces and power weren’t enough and it meant that often wealthy merchants couldn’t as easily flaunt their wealth, which was apparently quite annoying to aristocracy. Because evidently, wealth without the “right” blood was just not enough.
Love It
Say what you will, I am loving this. Edit: ok not the mask, but rest though.
I Found This Amusing Because It's Listed As Festival Ware, I Wouldn't Be Going With My Anxiety
I need this. Me and my dad have a pair of shirts going to amusement parks where mine says 'hold on let me overthink this' and his says 'did you die though?' I need this shirt, sadly
My mom has bad anxiety. I think she'd get a kick out of this! I need to try and find it
What The
Yeah, what's with that "crease" on her hip and the smoothest skin ever
Load More Replies...Cannot be worn by anyone with a single hair to be found below their neck.
Obviously someone who watched a YouTube tutorial on limb re-attachment!
Load More Replies...Yeah my body would just slurmp that up immediately. We'd never see it again without medical intervention.
You made me laugh! I'm picturing the "slurmp." What a great word.
Load More Replies...In Medieval England, some of the sumptuary laws mostly existed to protect local industries. If people could not spend all their money on foreign items, they would spend it on English goods, keeping gold in the country and indirectly benefiting the crown which would get a portion of it as taxes. Certain items were even “mandated” as “English wear,” such as flat caps, in a particularly amusing instance of state-mandated fashion.
The Look On The Models Face
That seems to be a very convenient way to store your longplay vinyl album!
You see, what we did is simply leave the uncomfortable parts of jeans and took away any possible utility. Its the worst!
She is definitely re-evaluating her life choices
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You could wear it if you want to rob a bank. Just scream at the security staff and hope they'll all have a heart attack.
One of Jim Henson's rejected Muppets that we just don't talk about...
DHMIS Red Guy and Yellow Guy had a baby
Load More Replies...Well now. Suddenly my crocheted cthulu one isn't so bad now is it Gi? 😝
These Seem Entirely Practical
And those who “escaped” to North America didn’t have it much better, despite the entire Atlantic ocean between them and the crown. The Massachusetts Bay Colony in 1634 prohibited people under a certain level of wealth from wearing lace, silver or gold thread or buttons, cutwork, embroidery, hat bands, belts, ruffles, and capes, among other items. But in an act of early American rebelliousness, these laws were reportedly being defied pretty quickly.
Sheinsanity
ha ha, yes! These would pair perfectly with those foot sandals!
Load More Replies...Of course they're skinny jeans. You can tighten them to your own desired skinny style. Be mindful of the warning on package, may cut off all circulation over long periods of time at high skinnytensity. Not a suitable garment for those with blood clotting issues, susceptible to stroke or those suffering from neuropathy. Use only as directed and for the love of god, please don't lick the silica packet. Plastic bag is not a toy, please keep away from children and drunk adults who ask you to hold their beer while they show you a trick.
Not Sure What To Say About This One Lol
This looks like an old lady turned a curtain into a lamp shade, gave it to goodwill, and another old lady turned it into a skirt.
Who gave it to her granddaughter as a Birthday present. Mum made her daughter wear it so she could send a pic back to Grandma to keep her happy
Load More Replies...Come on, let's get it out there.....You know everyone is looking at her pussy cat.
You're in no position to complain about people looking at your pussy in that skirt.....
I agree that this is awful, but it's less awful than the other outfits I've seen here!
Having gone through them, I love the painted jeans, and this is still the least awful.
Load More Replies...Ummmm What?? Who Could Wear This And Not Show Everyone Their 😺??
I see how the addressed the front private area, but curious about the back.
Load More Replies...Are you joking? If not, oh you sweet summer child.
Load More Replies...When it comes to the considerably more contemporary items here and to fashion in general, it’s important to note that not everyone dresses for comfort or even to look good. Sociologists believe that, particularly among teenagers, people will dress to “signal” to others what group they are in. It’s not surprising that most subcultures, regions, and economic classes all have fashion “markers” that set them apart. Of course, generally, it’s nowhere near as ridiculous as anything here.
Someone Posted These In Another Group And I Immediately Thought Of Here, Cos What?
As an aside, there's so much more leaf coverage where you don't need it, on top, than where you could use it on bottom. Confusing choices.
Load More Replies...Thanks goodness - a swimwear provider who understands the need for support and coverage of certain key areas even when moving .... oh wait....
Ok ugly 'swimsuit' , but can we talk about how beautiful the model is? So happy to see this body type in a sports illustrated swimwear edition.
For When You Can’t Decide Where You’re Going Today!
I Honestly Don’t Even Know What To Say…
One influencing factor may be that in 2023, fashion is a mish-mash of previous decades and modern innovations, all thrown together without a specific guiding philosophy. While this freedom may seem liberating and full of possibilities, the result tends to be design choices that confuse and amuse more than anything else. Similarly, some items try to quickly grab people's attention, on, say, TikTok to drive sales before it becomes clear that an item is downright terrible.
Found Another Interesting One
I Am Absolutely Crying
Oh my god, you can see her pussy. Cat. Pussy cat. Leopard, tiger, panther, tiger thing.
Moo
Darn, didn't see this before I made my comment. LOL
Load More Replies...Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?
Load More Replies...Haaaaahhhhhaaa! If I could laugh any harder via comment, I swear to God I would. F@cking hilarious
Load More Replies...Some point to a rising trend in anti-fashion, where people attempt to circumvent fashion norms on purpose. Add in the part of the population that has basically no fashion sense and the result is a lot of outfits that appear to resemble a workplace disaster in a textile mill. As trends now shift so quickly, it’s meaningless to try and keep up, so people just do what they like and, presumably, end up creating a demand for some of the monstrosities seen here.
I Hope The Rings Don't Break
How do you go to the bathroom in an outfit like this? The romper alone is one of those outfits that you have to take off completely in the bathroom, and that's why I hate them more than anything.
I was concerned for a moment that she wouldn’t be able to move but I realized it’s a romper. It’s shorts, not a skirt. So that solves all the potential problems with this outfit, right? Okay… I just really want her to be wearing underwear and I know that’s not the case…
My min keeps flashing to “this would be a TERRIBLE time to learn you’ve developed a metal allergy. Ouch. Also, I just like to imagine they have some nice cotton lining in the gusset area, sort of like built in undies, like in gymnastics & dance leotards of my youth.
Load More Replies...As long as I never, ever have to wear it, it’s kind of cool in its own way.
A horrific thought just washed over me when I envisioned myself wearing this, if I sat down my meaty flesh would f'kn eat those metal loops right up and all you would see is bulging flesh trying to hulk out of the no longer visible rings. If looking from an altered angle one might think of rolling hills tightly nestled together each one sparring with the other for air and sun light! Think I'm gonna pass on ordering this hot little number.
I had some jeans kinda like this in the 90's the sides were held together by a lot of rings that were around the same size. Some jealous chic stole them from me.
Are you sure the fashion police didn't confiscate them? Just kidding. Everyone can dress the way they want.
Load More Replies...Can we pay attention to her shoes for a second? The look like zebra + roman sandals= ^ They look weird.
For Only $47! What A Steal
I get hooked into doorknobs and stuff wearing regular clothes w/o any strings, this wud be an absolute nightmare.
I got hooked earlier today. My sweatpants got stuck on a loose staple and I couldn't move and didn't see what was holding me there
Load More Replies...imagine having to open up all that when you have to urgently attend nature's call
I Was Just Looking For Pink Boots
i would wear them if i was dressed as a sheep. maybe add some hooves to the front
She had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at her...she hit the floor, next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low
While I Was Looking At Suit Combinations For A Friend’s Wedding
For when your nips are sweaty but the restaurant has a “no shirt, no service” sign
It's great to see Shein being equal opportunity. Now men can look as silly, hideous and horrible as women.
That's not a cardigan... A wearable emergency fish net for when there is a risk of playing Robinson Crusoé lost on an isolated island maybe ?
When he wants to be "fashionable," impress the island's wild animals
Load More Replies...I would wear this if it was black. I think it would look cool over a grey long sleeved t-shirt or something like that
I think this could look good, over like a long-sleeve black shirt maybe. It's the shirtless look that makes it so bad.
One way to attract the bride (and the groom, and the rest of the wedding)!
Who Tf Can Even Wear These?? Someone With Hooves For Feet?? My Lord
Tabi style. Traditional in Japan. They even have tabu construction boots- give you better grip and balance running along wood beams
They’re pretty awesome, actually. I like tabi- style, it gives insane balance.
Load More Replies...I'm wondering what my Baptist neighbors would think if they saw me walking around with cloven hooves.
Satyrs unite!! Finally some fashionable footwear to wear in the forests!
I Would Wear These Every Day
Diaper Thong 10/10
Literally what I thought it was lmao
Load More Replies...As an Australian, I was totally confused how you were supposed to wear this for a moment (thongs means flip-flops here)
It’s strange to think that’s the same company that made the mini portable washer and dryer I want.
Shein Does Not Disappoint
Exactly. This is adorable. I wouldn’t get it only cause it’s shein.
Load More Replies...Help
Why is her other foot so awkwardly twisted? And why does the word "awkward" look so awkward and misspelled to me?
Even misspelled looks misspelled to me
Load More Replies...There’s too much going on at once: laced shoes, flip flops, high heels, and a Velcro strap in the back. Be honest who would buy this/wear this?
Also I’m not a woman so I wouldn’t know this but are there usually pads on the bottoms of heels?
Load More Replies...Someone couln't chose between derbies and slippers.
Load More Replies...What Is This?
It just looks so heavy. It's not bad, but I would HATE getting caught out in the rain with these on.
Load More Replies...Totally would've rocked this in high-school. For reference, I owned several pairs of jncos
Not Shein, But ????? Okay Balenciaga
Want to become a stripper and construction worker? Or look like one? Buy Balenciaga x Vibram Split Toe Booties today! For the low, low price of $1,500! Such a steal!
Just: No
Proof that designers don't always live in reality.
Load More Replies...I couldn't go anywhere near these. I have a massive fear of balloons and I can't GJ near without panicking.
Think About All The Possibilities…
✨️ m Y L i T t L E p O n Y m Y L i T t L E p O n Y, a H h H h h H h ✨️
I Usually Like Funky Top Designs But Uhh.... No Thank U
I don't think Harvey Weinstein would wear this.
Load More Replies...Alllllll the tape, and you'd still run the risk of having to cover your nips and run for it the minute you breathed too deep
Load More Replies...Honestly Might Grab Myself One For When I Lose All My Hair
I honestly don't find this to be that weird. Many people are self conscious about their baldness and this can help with it
Sure but that does not look like hair! Wear a normal cap instead.
Load More Replies...My dad actually has this. He's bald and someone got it for him as a joke. He sometimes wears it to go get the morning paper when it's cold outside. :)
Weird Fashion
Hercule Poirot transitions and curls her eyelashes as she used to do her moustache?
Bruh 😅 I Would Wear It But Only Because I Am Extremely Funny And Hilarious
That poor cat looks like it wants to be anywhere else but on that.... Whatever you call it.
What?
That goes to all of us who tilt our heads to read bags, tshirts and book covers
Wtf Are These. And Wouldn’t They Hurt
Yeah, my bits just tried to hide themselves at the thought of what that zipper might catch
Load More Replies...Not Shein But Belongs Here
Comes In Pink Now!
Why Denim _print_? If they'd been real denims maybe I'd buy them. Then they'd look more like an actual piece to wear, I'd Imagine. ... Less ... meaty
Uhhhh..it’s A No For Me
Either the skirt or the pants would be a sartorial catastrophe on their own, but together... Car crash fashion.
Here's Another For You Fine Folks. Fish Pants
Weird Fashion
I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if i was asked to model these
i’d make an argument for these being thigh high joots.
Load More Replies...On Sale For $1369
Well, you can’t carry a purse that clashed with your ghillie suit!
Load More Replies...The Legging Boots…
Do you have to find your shoe size and waist size and length? Seems like so much work, I’m never going to find my size
Lose a heel? Feet hurt from dancing all night? We can make that embarrassing walk to the car much more embarrassing.
Kim Kardashian has a pair of these monstrosities for every day of the week. (I'm not joking either. She wears them all the time.)
For those days when you just want your boots and your leggings to match
I Have No Words
I have a pair of these! Granted they are not from Amazon and don't get a ton of wear but personally I love them (even if the people around me don't)
Aaaaand Salvador Dali rests easy in his grave, knowing his art made a real impact. https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/dali-lobster-telephone-t03257#:~:text=Lobster%20Telephone%20is%20an%20unexpected,example%20of%20a%20surrealist%20object.
Weird Fashion
Okay but hang on, I’ve actually seen this look really cute on! Kpop group (G)I-dle had one of their members rocking this dress during a recent performance and honestly she looked really cute in it. Like enough to make me want the dress. Look up Shuhua in Queencard if you don’t believe me.
What do you do with a denim dress once the shoulders go out? Make it into a cutoff tube dress!
Weird Fashion
I get that you make them cheap, but why do you have to make them ugly, too?
(First Post, Be Kind) The Shark Is Kinda Cute, But When Is This Supposed To Be Worn?😅
YOU HAVE A WHOLE WEEK FOR SHARKS???!!
Load More Replies...It does say it’s a funny hat! Maybe we need to throw more funny hat fiestas!
What?
Me being me, I started trying to look for some sort of pattern. The only thing I can find is all of the blue letters spell out "LOVE"
Y'all now that I think about it maybe its just the story of an introvert Hello, come on in! Oh wow, that's a lot of voices. Very loud. SILENCE IM GOING TO BED
Load More Replies...First Post- Toast Bra. How Many Bras Equal A Loaf?
You know what is the worst though? Getting toast crumbs in your bra on accident *shudders in itchy*
Especially if you're in public and can't remove it discreetly.
Load More Replies...Well These Are Certainly Something
There are way too many things here I would've worn back in high-school. And I did actually have something similar to this 😂
I could dig these if the colors on the sole were toned down. They don't work with the damask body.
Nah, I'm thinking the Sanderson sisters from Hocus Pocus
Load More Replies...Oh No No No Noooo 😅😅
In the first picture, the model looks like she's defecating in the diaper!
Where’s The Back Half Of This?
Why ?!
This one is normal. Girls wear mesh outfits for parties/raves/fastivals, so why not have one for the guys?
Ohh! In my part of the world I saw men wear these more than women but it was the 90s.
Load More Replies...Gah, I Clicked On The Ad, Now These Are Going To Pursue Me Every 3rd Post On Facebook Until The End Of Time
What the hell. Another I would've worn in high-school. I just can't with this post 😂
Seriously, if this thread shows anything, it is that Denim does not work for all clothing items and should not be attempted just because you can.
Weird Fashion
Ok, I can't be the only one who thinks this is kinda cute! Edit: went back and looked at the price. Cute, but not $500 cute.
This was my reaction exactly! "Oh - they're cute...HOW much?!"
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If you want to hide your ugly big toe but still look ready for the beach?
God Left This Place A Long Time Ago
Looks like they took everything I bought from hot topic in high-school and turned it into a shirt.
For those days when you can't make up your mind whether to be a poofy princesses or a goth.
Chicken Claw Stockings
There is a photo with a man at the gym wearing a pair of these. It looks like he has bird legs😂😂😂
I googled 'Man at gym,bird leg socks' if anyone fancies a laugh.
Load More Replies...Casual Tights For Daily Life
This is why I sometimes use garters tights or suspenders casually ( less now that i found good tights ) because they do'nt rip at the crotch. I don't do it much, garters and suspenders are so sexuallised, allways afraid that people would know and judge. They can be so sensible though...
Load More Replies...To be honest, tights always feel miserable in the crotch area, too tight and it makes you itch. So I don't see much of a problem here... It is hidden under your clothes!
I guess if you wear your underwear outside them or go commando you don't have.to pull down the tights when you go to the bathroom.
You don't have to take them off to pee. Just remember to put your underwear on the OUTSIDE of em.
When you prefer tights over stockings - Just add the ouvert thong for a funny night out
Slay... I Think?
Is it bad I would actually buy this because I want people to stare
The Rest Of The World Is Cringing
Just in case crushing the flag after you drain out the beer is just not disrespectful enough for you.
Want to show your dedication for the USA? Buy Super Comfy Casual Outfit today!
I do like the design of this. Love the shirt But the pants, if they weren't bell bottom bottoms they wouldn't be to bad I like the outfit, I wouldn't wear it, I wouldn't buy it. But this would be perfect for that person who loves America, isn't afraid to show it or perfect outfit for 4th of July celebrations
You Germans ought to be cringing. It was made by one of your companies. As an American, I wouldn't be caught dead in it.
Is It Me Or Do Those Look Like Curtains
That’s Um…
There is a dress in that picture...? PS. Confirmed. There is indeed a dress. Had to scroll up.
Load More Replies...Ironic that it says "Comfortable to wear". A bustier is NEVER comfortable 😂
Weird Fashion
They are ugly, but what makes them look weird is the fact that they are too small for this model's feet, unless your thumb is supposed to be out of the shoe, in which case yes that is weird.
I Genuinely Had To Do A Double Take. Why Tell Everyone You And/Or Your Partner Is A Player?
It does not say players… it says prayers. Some people have a hard time conceiving. This is a sweet onesie. They need to teach cursive in schools still…
It 100% says players. If that's how you write a r in cursive you've bigger issues tbh.
What's with the "it's been 200 years since the apocalypse and the only clothing available is whatever random scraps of material you can find tied together with shoelaces" style of fashion?
we should not like the same things, another man's trash is another man's treasure
I do wonder what the models think when they get photographed in this stuff. Do they roll their eyes, have a good giggle, or do they think that they're being edgy and avant garde?
They are thinking "thank God I only have to wear this for an hour". I strongly suspect that most people who buy it have exactly the same thought.
Load More Replies...On the upside though, he looks like he can change oil and rotate a mean tire.
ugh I can't unsee this. why did I click? I saw the shorts and clicked 😓
What's with the "it's been 200 years since the apocalypse and the only clothing available is whatever random scraps of material you can find tied together with shoelaces" style of fashion?
we should not like the same things, another man's trash is another man's treasure
I do wonder what the models think when they get photographed in this stuff. Do they roll their eyes, have a good giggle, or do they think that they're being edgy and avant garde?
They are thinking "thank God I only have to wear this for an hour". I strongly suspect that most people who buy it have exactly the same thought.
Load More Replies...On the upside though, he looks like he can change oil and rotate a mean tire.
ugh I can't unsee this. why did I click? I saw the shorts and clicked 😓
