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Excuse me, sir or madam. Would you be interested in purchasing a haunted paranormal doll? How about a gorgeous painted bust of “Tex the Reptile Man”? Oh, I know! You look like the type of person who needs an LED USB rechargeable horsetail light. (It’s 100cm long!)

If you would never purchase those things in a million years, don’t worry. Neither would I. But I am fascinated by all of them, along with the many other treasures eBay has to offer…

Down below, we’ve rounded up a list of some of the most absurd items that have been listed on eBay, courtesy of the eBayBae Instagram page. Be sure to upvote the things you can’t imagine would ever sell  or anything you would be interested in making an offer on, and let us know in the comments what the strangest listing you’ve ever encountered on eBay was. Then if you’re looking for even more bizarre items that you can make a bid on, you can find Bored Panda's last article featuring eBayBae right here!

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Micheal Jordan
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is pretty cool actually and not that expensive

JessG
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got the metal chain one, it's pretty cool. They have both the chain and this one on Amazon, and several other sites

David
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this one is actually a fun visual effect.

IThinkIShouldNotBeTrusted
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I came to this house I would leave right away thinking I was being haunted

Sally Signup
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They sell these where I work, but they look like tree branches.

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    MarchingBanda786
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d buy it, maybe people will stay away from me

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used a bubble umbrella. One of the clear plastic ones. Covered it in BLM slogans and names because the protests were going on at the same time.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can take out your washing too.

    On a whim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tripping over and going round and round like a T-Rex break-dancing.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can achieve the same effect for free if you don't shower/take a bath for a month.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could achieve that in FAR less than a month! …I don’t know why I sound proud of that XD

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where have you been all my life?!

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping the six feet apart thing would continue even after Covid. I like not having strangers standing close to me.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you truly believe you're the only one on the planet that matters.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attach a couple of drones to this and I'm in.

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a miniatures maniac, this is cool!!!

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not an entirely unrealistic price.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a doll that has the y-incision on the chest?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now I want to see the miniature cadavers and autopsy table.

    In the doghouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a cart! They aren't specific to the morgue. You find them outside of hospital rooms all the time. A retired nurse.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see a young Wednesday Adams playing with this

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ideal for Fleur Perkins (Midsomer Murders)

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what to put on my Christmas list.

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    eBay is unlike any other corner of the internet. Sure, there are other sites where individuals can sell their homemade products or used goods, but the bidding system and items available are certainly unique. If you’re not familiar with eBay, it was founded in 1995 under the name Auction web. At the time, the purpose was for buyers to bid on products from sellers, and whoever made the highest bid after a set number of time (say, 24 hours) would have to purchase the item. Back then, some of the most hot-ticket items were collectibles like Beanie Babies.

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    Over time, eBay has honed its business model, and now many items can be simply purchased without having to make bids and obsessively sit by the computer. But the website has also changed in the way that there are many more items available now. As of 2022, there are 135 million eBay users worldwide, and 1.7 billion live listings. The most popular category of products sold is “Electronics & Accessories”, but as we all know, plenty of other quirky items find their way onto the site as well.  

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing way too hard at this 🤣

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mustache one makes the baby look like Pubert from Addams Family Values. 😂

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want your baby to look like Freddie Mercury

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, I wish we had these when my grandkids were little for some fun photo ops. Tongues would be fun too. Like snake or Gene Simmons

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the mustache ones but need one with a goatee or full mustache and beard (Viking style) …

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had a mustache one!! It was his favorite haha. He loved it.

    Alexander Izzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally buy this for my kid. ABSOLUTELY

    Splašená sardel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought this for my friend when his first baby was born... I think his wife was not amused... new mothers have zero sense of humour

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    Johan Yam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send straight from area 51

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. Although bit dubious about the price. Feels rather more affordable than it should be.

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm...these are Jet Capsules, and I can most assuredly tell you that cannot be the price. They have different designs (rode in a different version when visiting family in Monaco). I want to say that they start at 250,000-300,000$ usd. Maybe this is the rental price?

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea no..... You'l end up with people from the History Chanel stalking your house at night with s****y early 1980s Kodak câmeras....

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, waves and strong winds? Better tie the crockery down to the kitchen wable.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS THAT A POOR BETTA FISH IN THE LOWER ONE?? >:(

    bagels and beagles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely scrolled past this thinking it was a real ad on the site

    SnowboundGem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did also until I read the description part. Ha

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    Øptimist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor beta in the one furthest down :(

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beta fish in plastic up at store: "It doesn't get any worse than this" Same beta fish after being hung on the wall: "Well... cr*p!"

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a plant nerd, and I approve this message. 🪴

    Esme Love and Squalor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love taking clippings like this and putting them in little clear bottles of water. Looks cool

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are one of those things that you have to tell people, “No, it’s supposed to look like that.”

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats would make this “Broken On The Floor Plant Terraium”

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    Seeing this list of questionable items listed on eBay does beg the question, what can’t be sold on the site? Well, over the years, eBay has compiled an exhaustive list of all of their prohibited and restricted items, so we’ll break down some of the things that shouldn’t be making an appearance in this article. Some of the categories are not expressly prohibited, but instead have specific guidelines about what is permitted or must be sold through “eBay approved vendors”. These include adult items, alcohol, art, cosmetics, collectible currency, and electronic equipment.

    When it comes to what is never allowed, eBay bans artifacts and cave formations, catalytic converters and test pipes (these are commonly stolen), use clothing, illegal drugs and drug paraphernalia, firearms and accessories, food, government items, human body parts, live animals, lockpicking devices, military items, MLMs or pyramid scheme programs, offensive materials, pesticides, slot machines, stolen property, and more.    

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still satisfying to beat the living daylights out of

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    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this one full of sh*t like the real one?

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. And it has too much hair

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    Brittany Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you're right, although I've always thought they looked similar.

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    Molly Block
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The head's not big enough, and the diaper is missing.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not orange or bloated enough.

    Roland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Boris Johnson tbh

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will this become available in a multi party package? That is, one where there would be other "leaders" as well. Party fun even for a bigger group! I would buy several sets, even without the candy, because I don't want any more surprises from those (censored) crazy people.

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really well done

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There, there love... it's only a bit of wood and sequins, it can't hurt us. Now, where are my matches and gasoline?

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    Laroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it also come with Carol Baskin I don’t want it.

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They repurposed a Tammy Faye Baker dummy, looks like. Just add a mustache!

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is way scarier than that haunted doll.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this might be usefull if you have a missbehaving toddler, a a lot of money for therapy....

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're sending the toddler to therapy anyway, you might as well get the BuckTeeth Pacifier.

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they really captured the desperation of that eyebrow ring hanging on for dear life!

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your middle finger is not springy enough to express your feelings

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way to build strength, for when I need to flex my finger biceps.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher I could put this on my desk and glare at naughty students while I punched it.

    Jennifer Martens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else keep trying to swipe to the next picture??

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend bought one of these for me, but then she said it was really a gift for her?

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    The eBayBae Instagram page is not the first outlet that has given eBay attention for the fascinating items it sells. In 2015, Time published a list of the weirdest things that have ever been sold on the site in honor of its 20th anniversary, and they certainly rounded up some good ones. Many of these things would not fly on the site today, but it’s fun to look back on the good old days when eBay was like the Wild West and things like “a latex Casey Anthony mask” could sell for nearly $1 million. Another one of the top items was a grilled cheese sandwich that supposedly “bore a portrait of the Virgin Mary” that sold for $28,000 in 2004. The sandwich was a decade old at the time, and the woman selling it boasted that it never became moldy and must have mystical powers.

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was bidder 23.

    Kitten Dog Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gotten old now, same with past president bashing

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow someone actually made this? Really bizarre!

    JessG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy makes all kinds of toy parodies. I think he was even featured on BP before

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands of doom. That’s usually what I get when I play poker.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Chandler? (Referring to the title)

    Mommy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would pay $ 470 for this?!

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but not for that price.

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I have a friend named chris sitting nexxt to me

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    DuchessDegu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but not for real fishies, it's too small. Would work great as a terrarium or with fake fish

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    Minath
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks too small to be suitable for fish even though the design is pretty cool.

    Cookiemonster2008
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me why I thought this was a coffee maker at first

    Sky
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would just take it and not use the aquarium what i mean is buy it

    yeeyee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks perfect for a couple goldfish! Be better than the tiny round bowl most people put them in, and the design is epic!

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point it's just an overpriced comb

    bagels and beagles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see why you’re headless if you’re using knifes for combs!

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    ADHORTATOR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kind of knives were made as a proof of skills .... "masterpiece"

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, just like with any of these I've ever owned, they've lost the toothpick.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swiss pocket knife of doom ...!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're on crack with that price.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know in case i see one in a yard sale.

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    Another odd item sold on eBay in 2011 was clippings of Justin Bieber’s hair, which went for a whopping $40,668. The star had gifted his hair to Ellen DeGeneres, who then listed it for auction on eBay to raise money for an animal rescue organization. Well, at least his hair was given consensually!

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    Speaking of celebrities, another hot item on eBay in 2000 was Justin Timberlake’s half-eaten French toast. He didn’t finish the meal during an interview with a New York radio station, so his leftovers were auctioned off on eBay by the station’s DJ for $1,025. The 19-year-old superfan who purchased the illustrious bread said, “I’ll probably freeze-dry it, then seal it…then put it on my dresser.” I wonder if it’s still there today.

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    gotham-panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how this is clearly aimed at anti-maskers, who complain wearing a mask is too much to have covering their face, but this thing is weighted down with chains and shells.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can set a trend while catching Covid?

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that would make me walk on other side of street...

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They spelled 'stupid' wrong.

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago

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    j miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That much weight on the mask would pull your ears off!

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    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not exactly weird. It's ice for a dolls house. How is that weird? It's not like it's an old, bloaty cadaver miniature is it? That would be weird. For a dolls house, at least.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need the ice to keep your cadaver from becoming bloaty. See Jeffrey Dahmer's Guide to Bloat Prevention.

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    Jake stenhouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d buy it, but it’s illegal to import ice into Australia

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using the coin for scale proves this seller is not a student of the Bored Panda.

    Micheal Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 dollars shipping for a 3 dollar item 😭

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever compiled this list does not understand the dolls house concept.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when Barbie and Ken have a party.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it cost more to ship than to buy it.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the conical bit on the top of its head that worries me!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that isn't a Sleestak?

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! That's an old bust of the Creature from the Black Lagoon! Might be worth it.

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    Ad space on a man’s forehead also went for big bucks on eBay in 2005. Web developer Andrew Fischer received $37,375 from the company SnoreStop for advertising their snoring remedy on his face in the form of a temporary tattoo. He only had to keep the ad up for one month, which I would argue was definitely worth it. I don’t know many people who are earning $37k a month! "I look forward to an enjoyable association with Andrew — a man who clearly has a head for business in every sense of the word," SnoreStop CEO Christian de Rivel said about the collaboration.

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    rararando
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg my mom uses these at home, legit works

    Dodomaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom I'm going skating - okay just make sure to get the bathroom!

    JK Rowling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely wondering, would these actually work?

    Mat Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but also no. If you want to clean your whole floor and not just the random bits you happen to step on then it would be far more effort to do it with these than if you just used an actual brush.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you see the matching outfits on her pets.

    MarchingBanda786
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s thought of these

    Marilyn Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure how effective dusting slippers would actually be.

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    tara
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol @ the price!!

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it had some very tiny, mature marijuana bonsai, that would be more understandable. 😂

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    Molly Block
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with the aroma too though? That would be cool!

    Randolph Croft
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-US citizen, it took me a few years to understand what the 4-20 thing was all about. In Canada, where cannabis is legal for recreational use (and there are usually 2 stores per block along major streets -1 each side of the roadway) it's not really a thing at all. Used to be some old-school rockers having a party on April 20th, but they're all older than me and don't do it anymore.

    Young Minami Kotaro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for the price.. I doubt it's not miniature marijuana it's bonsai marijuana..

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one of those in an aquarium! After I moved out some guys moved into the house, they grew, in aquariums. Three of them were almost overgrown! That was the end of their pot dreams.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can buy a lot of the real stuff for that!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that price, I'd expect an ounce of primo included

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    MarchingBanda786
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girly can stay in the attic where she belongs

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is "wants to play perfume cherries" ... can someone enlighten me please?

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the doll looks skeptical of these claims.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand all of those words but not together in a sentence. WTH are "perfume cherries" and how do you play them? Also please explain the difference between a "haunted paranormal" doll and regular haunted doll that somehow isn't paranormal.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eBay is chock full of items people claim to be haunted. They're just trying to scam people into buying their c**p they'd never be able to get rid of otherwise.

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody want a "haunted" laptop with a broken screen? I swear the ghost broke it and not me knocking it over when I saw a spider crawling on my arm.

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ebay is full of haunted dolls

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I just bought a dybbuk box on there the other day. Probably a scam, but just maybe….👻

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who would like this

    Autumn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don’t even know what perfume cherries could be??

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    Another item that’s been sold on eBay before that you might not have realized even exists is a suit of armor made for a guinea pig. Yep, that sold for $1,150 in 2013. The creator of the tiny hand-made suit, which came with a matching helmet, claimed that the armor would keep a guinea pig “protected and secure in all situations”. I’m not sure how many guinea pigs are going into war often, but it’s great to know that at least one little pig out there will be well protected. And if you’re as curious about the suit as I am, you can see it for yourself right here

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have full visibility of the people looking at you like an idiot I guess.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sequined ball gag? I want all the accessories!

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Daft Punk broke up, one of them smashed their helmet. Now, you can own it!

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight out of a glamorous future season of American Horror Story.

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda remind me of the eye of a fly.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a celebrity that wishes to not be recognized, this may do it.

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wore that I might look mysterious again?

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    NakedForestAnimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually useful if you don't want your horse to get shot during hunting season. Just sayin'.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or driven over in the dark season - my children get a light on their coats, how do riders do it?

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is asking if the tail is detachable and, if so, what is the mounting method

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this look like a game of pin the tail on the donkey to you? That's a real live horse with blue lights on it's bum! You may be able to adapt it for human use with a suitable adornment from a naughty toy shop. ;-)

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a horse get killed by an idiot driver when it spooked and ran out onto the highway. This could certainly be useful, but would not have helped in our case.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry for your loss. But from this description, I can't tell why he was "an idiot driver"? Not seeing something without lights in the dark = idiot, would mean anyone who ever hit a deer was an idiot. Could you please explain what makes this more than an unfortunate incident?

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't uncommon - often for mounted police that might be riding around in a city.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our police horses have red tail lights, but just a circular light not strings

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not uncommon for police or carriage horses that have to be on public roads in the dark. It can save lives.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be nice for a Fun Show at a stable.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice until the horse sh*ts on them, and YOU have to clean each strand by hand!

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would you like that shaken? or disturbed?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dairy, martini, clown. These words shouldn’t appear together in a product description.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen an item of alcohol paraphernalia where I’d want to be ALREADY drunk before I used it.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of these I scroll down and am like “Aaahh!” 😦

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yikes this thing made me jump

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone would buy it, the person who has everything else

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better as a school lunch thermos bottle. "Drink your soup Billy. If you don't, Clowny will tell me

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    Nowadays, services and experiences are not allowed to be sold on eBay. But back in 2006, sellers could get away with it. And four Australian men managed to auction off a “fun-filled weekend” with themselves for about $920. They could not cover the buyer’s travel costs, but they did guarantee a weekend full of “some beers, some snags, some good conversation and a hell of a lot of laughs.” I’m not sure I would feel safe auctioning off something like that today, so it’s probably great that eBay has rules against that now. But I hope those Australian men and their visitor made the most of their weekend of fun!

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes it Amish? They don't even put eyes on their children's toys because they believe eyes turn it into something a spirit could possibly inhabit. So, I'm a little skeptical they'd put eyes on a door knocker.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing they’re saying the woman depicted is Amish, not that this is an item crafted by an Amish person.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d buy - I think it would reduce unwanted guests. I mean if I went to someone’s home and this was their door knocker, I’d slowly turn around and be on my way.

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True enough you got a good point. That be the only reason I'd get it. My husband would get because of Leatherface. He loves horror movies. And this is made of nightmares

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say Amish i say Górgona...

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To remind evil not to shade this house? Oh yes they do, a few others as well. They are very superstitious, weird huh?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy this if you really hate visitors! It sure would deter me from knocking on a door.

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the axle is designed to make the eyes swivel open when you lift the knocker.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different.. I doubt they have door knockers in their communities so this is a fake..LOL

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    Tinu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok with context, this is really funny.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stands in front of Roach, just in case*

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheeeeerrrreee iz Headless Roach and Zara the Squid? :D *standing in front of Roach too and wish a painful annihilation by my spikes of anyone who attempts to swat Roach*

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    Mando
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up mike pence and the fly, and you’ll understand 😂

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    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to invent one out of a sledgehammer for Trump and Pence.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the sexy BALL pen that is worrying me!

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what men had before Internet porn. This and the Sears Catalog Women's Underwear Section.

    Dodomaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 out of 10 incels recommend!

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE these!

    Julian Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we had that bath brush in the 1970's...

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys, really? Find a girl built like that bro, then stay away. Don't know why her would look like that?

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pubic hair grooming set?

    Alden Archambeau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I didn't know what that was...

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    Another item that would be questionable on eBay today is “the meaning of life”. That’s right, someone was able to purchase the meaning of life on eBay for a mere $3.26 in 2000. About the elusive item, the seller wrote, “I have discovered the reason for our existence and will be happy to share this information with the highest bidder.” And apparently it was a popular item, as eight buyers were curious enough to put in offers. Sadly, there is no meaning of life to be found in this article, but if it were available today, I can imagine it would sell for much more than $3. (You know, due to inflation and everything.) 

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    Henrik Schmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the heck would you put this in, of all places, a kid's room?

    Laroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah nothing says sweet dreams quite like a human tragedy in which thousands of people froze to death and drowned in the Atlantic.

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    Dawn Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 7 YO is obsessed with ships and the titanic. I get it.

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want your kid to be a Shipboard Musician?

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought this was another add then I realized it was the next thing 😂

    Nandros M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being an ex seaman I hate seeing ships sinking.

    Jake B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more of a work wall decal

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    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha omg! Moira! On a beach towel! 😂

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! You took my towel! No, no sir you are mistaken. This is my towel which just totally randomly happens to look exactly like your Moira Rose beach towel.

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wrap my be be in it.

    Micheal Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that supposed to mean 🤨 📸

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    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be better with at least one from Home Alone.

    Pauly Donahue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much extra for "KEVIN!" speech bubble?

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounded cool until "commercial event wedding"... like the guests pay to watch or wtf

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww...I thought maybe it means: Inflatable bedroom, Tent, Commercial event, wedding.

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    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear bedroom/wedding event?🤔 Sorry, I don't need proof you consummated your marriage.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea, especially in a very nórdic country, at night with a chance to see the aurora borealis from bed, screw the voyeurs Im in.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing would be hot as hell on the inside. Looks cool though. XD

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not call it by it's name:...Anti - privacy Bubble!!

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for dogging on cold days?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone needs to address the fact that it’s gonna be hella hot on sunny days

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it's hot as f**k in there.

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the stale air in there.... o.o

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    Is this list inspiring you to start selling on eBay? If these items get any bites, you’ve certainly got something worth listing too! Keep upvoting the pics you find most ridiculous, and let us know in the comments what the strangest things you’ve ever encountered on eBay were. Then if you’d like to see even more of these eyebrow-raising listings, you can find Bored Panda’s previous article featuring eBayBae right here!

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Jolene got her man and her hair.

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGoodness! I would have thought she had found them all, mistake.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you wondered what Dolly would look like with no hair and no chest.

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it takes a lot of money to look this cheap! about $450 to be exact.....

    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a Sam Brinton vibe...

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, I have a friend who is a mortician. She would love something like this!

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if we all chipped in to get it for her. I'd totally do that.

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    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives "I look dead today" a new meaning.

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy. This brand is known to cause "breakouts"

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're really feeling dead to this world

    j miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if your relationship is dead....?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does vintage mean you can only put it on old dead people?

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn’t want this?

    Grover underwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collectors would. It USED to have a real purpose.

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    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... that's not how this works, y'all know that, right? 🙈

    KM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is "this" you speak of? Because I can promise you this mask has nothing to do with covid)

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats great i'l save that One for after the Apocalipse, if i ever try to rob gasoline from a small settlement in the middle of a desert.... Or if i ever became a supervilain with a slight speach impediment....

    Tracy Bower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BDSM people would love this.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very rivet head. All the industrial goths were laughing their asses off in 2020 when the mask shortage hit because they already had gas masks in their wardrobe.

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for when your face is too vanilla.....

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a face mask. I'm surprised BP's censors didn't catch this. lol

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll pay you $240.00 to keep it across the globe for me.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like they were rescued from a house fire. Which they probably started.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even want to know where those suits have been

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Fred and Rose West were rabbits...

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AW ..how many people would have these babies?

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like the print on the dress. Would buy.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t bid. All you’ll get is the can of iced tea.

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    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must come with a life size tin of green tea. Then it’s worth every cent!😄

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, are you buying a dress and a tea, or just a dress with the same print as the tea can?

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you get an iced tea along with the dress?

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, does it come in plus size?

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To paraphrase Caddyshack: "You buy a dress like that, I bet you get a free can of tea. Oh. Looks good on you, though!"

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shoves dress aside* Arizona is the ONLY green tea I will drink. Yum!!

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    Tinu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just wastage of money, why do the straps look like bra straps? First time I am seeing that on a mask lol

    Toffee's girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the straps are adjustable Tinu so the wearer can make the mask tighter or looser as needed 😊

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to Yves? It's all about Yves.

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s so “designer” about it? It’s just a name brand🤷🏻‍♀️

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rather odd display method. looks like somebody drowned with the mask on...

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all ears are placed the same....

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ajustable straps would be my guess.

    Alden Archambeau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or is it floating in the water foreshadowing it will be trash?

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    LonelyLola
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like billie's annoying younger sibling to me....

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure Billie would appreciate this…

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it supposed to look like the guy on the shirt has been hung from the chains?

    j miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Custom" meaning they just put a blue wig and some plastic chains on a random doll...

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    Johan Yam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OW MY FINGERS WHEN I TAPP FREQUENT

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the pattern of indents pressed into your hand just from resting your hand on this thing??

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    DEW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the arts and craft stores it would be cheaper

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine all the dirt and gross things that would get in between those crystals. would be hard to clean

    Jeremy Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goes with the iced out Mercedes

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classy. I have dollar store toys glued to my mouse. I dream of some day upgrading to troll dolls.

    Layna Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easy enough to make with stuff from Michael’s if anyone actually wanted to torture their fingers like that.

    Micheal Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh the pain you will feel 😭😭😭 i couldn't

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! I have been SEARCHING for one of these for YEARS!

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one. When I inserted it into a wall socket, the diamonds would glow.

    EJBWritesBooks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...isn't gold...not super conductive?

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend used to have a short plug like this to expedite the end of a boring lecture at the university. A little "bum" goes a long way.

    DEW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would happen if it got plugged in??

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    MouseyMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very common thing actually. Great for a heavy quilt in very cold weather. Back it with a super soft fabric and it's great.

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own a denim quilt, not pockets though, and it's backed with a pretty beige flannel and it's very warm.

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rummages through all the pockets* Damn, I just know I left my eyedrops in one of these.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where all thhose missing pockets went?

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickpocket. Seamstress. Is there nothing they can't do?

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing we can't do, though we do have different specialties.

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    HotDog Water
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i made a knee rug from my old jeans. i had pockets for the TV remote & stuff. it was surprisingly cozy.

    Tinley's Aunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know, if you used this as a cover to read or watch TV, those pockets would sure be useful. Load them with the remote, snacks, drinks, phone, etc. I think this might not be a bad idea for old jeans pockets.

    Rumina Io
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a denim quilt I made myself and it's great! Works as a weighted blanket too

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might not be a bad idea, seeing as how it's currently -13°F where I live, and they are rolling outages to maintain the grid.

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    Cora Mcgarry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, why do I actually want this now lol

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *screams and flies out of open window on UFO*

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my friend Maggie..so I love both..

    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager, I had several creepy porcelain dolls that I kept up high on shelves, or the top of a bookcase, so they were looking down on people from around the room. I couldn't see them when I was sitting on my bed. They freaked my mother out and she never stayed long in my room. I wonder what happened to those dolls.

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    Sian Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the FBI would be very interested in this! Especially if it's the one that got stolen from the Capitol building...

    Tinu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, thank God they found this and not her.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did it say in the description?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's real, it's larceny. If it's not, it's fraud. Making things easy for the FBI.

    Carol Odrlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they got that back. Along with most of it One of those idiots had buried whatever he took in his backyard! They found it! I'd have to move. His family were all there....

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, guys. THAT's where it went! Huh. Book 'em Dano

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting *read description* says it is a replica. Either way, what a creep.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get the inscription to come up? Well I don't want anything of hers anyway.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Into the memorabilia room in the basement or given to the next speaker

    DEW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah then put your hands up. Tell your family you'll see them in 5 to10 yrs.

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    Laroo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debonair until it pulls a knife and kills you. 💀

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Donald Trump Jnr posing with the bear?!? /jk

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to flex but can't afford a tiger on a gold leash.

    Sandy Remijan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom actually made me this bear when I was in high school in the early 80s

    Rebecca O’Donnell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter, the price is for the book, not the bear itself. :)

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    Cybele Spanjaard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he is a cutie and looks so disapproving too

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I'd never buy it because on the right side top hand is facing up where it should have been facing down like the rest of the hands on the side. Also the little hand giving a finger under the seat does not seem to be in center. Symmetry is ruined.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand under the chair is most disturbing.

    Crybaby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy it just to keep any of my friends out of my room

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Anyone who spends $500 on that needs their head examined!

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had two of those as a kid!!!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWW! Who would want these? Almost a grand for this garbage? I'll bet they don't even glow under a blacklight.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they’ll glow under a blacklight. Because they’re probably coated in various… fluids.

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they looked like weird pacifiers…🤦🏻‍♀️

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're uncomfortable as heck.

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    tara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognize that seller, they always use their pen in the pictures!

    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Jeffrey Dahmer?😱 If so, what's in the drawers?😳😱🥩💀🙋‍♀️

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and this is why I refuse to have ‘people’ in my dolls house.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s a “hidden compartment” why does it seem you couldn’t fit an actual instrument in there?

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great caring car for a picnic or something

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the fiddler fell off the roof…

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, actually, would not mind bringing this to rehearsal of the amateur syphonic orchestra I am in. FYI, I play the trombone... :-)

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the legs different lengths?

    Crybaby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you can actually see one foot is cropped out of the picture because they positioned one foot infront, and the other in the back. Hope this helps!

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    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, those paired perfectly with our ironed hair and Twiggy eyes.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I won’t. The pants can’t make me!

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww, looks like it's just painted compressed macaroni.

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    tara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't look like amethyst or rose quartz.

    angied4liberty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like fluorite or aventurine. Or plastic. Def not amethyst or rose quartz.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amethyst is purple quartz. This is greenish.

    the engineer 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how in the world does this heal you though?

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would dress as an elf and swing this around for Halloween. "Sargent General Toots Mcgillicutty ready for action sir. Just let those gremlins try and storm our honey be hideout!"

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks cool.Three questions:is it sharp? Is it heavy? How long is the blade part?

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    Mr. Cinder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At what point do we call things swords?

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love everything Blade but kitchen and folding ones....

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a Pyramid Head costume and drag the knife down the street behind you 💀

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait how much? $12500? Alrighty then…

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    Little Wonder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make great pets. I've kept a couple of Rainforest mantises, fascinating creatures.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness, that’s a gorgeous insect. So many insects are gorgeous. Our Headless Roach is gorgeous.

    EJBWritesBooks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shipping? You're going to ship such a beautiful creature? Selling it is bad enough...

    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want one so bad. here i go buying a tank, food and other things to take care of one

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Google orchid mantis - they are amazing!

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just thinking how much time I would have to spend to keep refilling the lip glaze. Lip glaze has the consistency of honey.

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    Moos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's cool. Wonder how big it is...

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. Perfect for some B-list celebrity hitting burning man for the first time.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a Pelosi attending a wedding not wearing a face mask?

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is outside at the very least. And no one is perfect

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being at a sporting event of some sort, he may have been eating or drinking something. I have no doubt there are people who would sit and watch in an attempt to capture this on camera with the intent to "prove" that he was lying about masks for whatever imaginary purpose the picture taker believed in. It's certainly nothing compared to the death threats.

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    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Trump consistently did not wear one

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nop, especially if you live on rural América..... You may end up " mounted on a wall " and later on the " finding bigfoot " TV show....

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks cozy but "fetish" is a bit odd. I used to date a professional dominatrix and I thought I knew every kink, but the internet provides.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet you have some interesting stories.

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one word at the end takes it from a huh? To a who?

    Nobody
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've seen bananas covered in the same "fur"

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you just want to look like a dust bunny and hide under the furniture.

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price isn't encouraging in the slightest however.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recycle-y nature of this item is somewhat diminished in my mind by thinking about all of the emissions/pollution put out by the trucks/planes that would be used to ship it to its buyer XD

    Laroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was made using puke. 🤢

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    Tracy Bower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's used to keep your hair from tangling or getting in your face when riding motorcycles.

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it, but when I am walking on windy days, I bet it'd keep my ponytail untangled.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like it. It has the warrior princess look.

    Jessica Cooney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect gift for your favorite dom

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you need when your hair is just TOO vanilla.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not so odd

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it, but my head is already telling me it’d get a headache 5 seconds after putting it on :(

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    MouseyMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avon bottles like this are actually huge collectors items. I have a VW Bug that was my grandmother's and I love it!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's like aa similar thing I had as a kid, the trailer is all show and the truck is where it comes out at the "join", filled up from a plastic plug underneath.

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    RajunCajun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother has been collecting these for years

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a banana for scale to determine how much talc is needed ...

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these hanukkiah menorahs. My one is fairly standard and boring af.

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm surprised john oliver hasn't seen this and bought it for a bit on the show lol

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that too! I love his show. Maybe it’s because he is off until February.

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    DuchessDegu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see it in The Horne Section tv show 😆

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your toddler needs extra height to ride the amusement rides ...

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised these aren't Balenciaga.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now your daughter can get bunions before she even learns to walk!

    RMA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For £2500 I would expect free shipping.

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    tara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love fake food! When I was a kid I would run through the department store and open all the display fridges and freezers, cause every now and then, there would be a plastic piece of chicken, or a fake sandwich hiding in there.

    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks a little moldy

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell the plastic those are made of just looking at this picture

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nicer looking fake food out there. Like many things, some Japanese people have turned it into an art.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Webbie Dolls probably made this food…🤮

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the fake food looks bad. My family would throw the $150 fake food away.

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    sturmwesen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shipping for nearly the full price?

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know where Geoffrey went and if he’s okay.

    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not "vintage " just because the store went out of business.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poots? Can we call them poots? Bants is fun too, though.

    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If we give it a name someone will want to keep it and we are not keeping it!

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    Bibmibap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like them, embarrassingly. Not 300 bucks like them, but still

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    Minath
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With most of the rhinestones missing.

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a hallway in the Overlook Hotel.

    MCathenaE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda cool. The price is pretty standard for custom printed shower curtians.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it, but I don't $85 like it

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    Caroline Sinclair
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are indeed a lot of glassworks: it is an amazing craft!

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there a lot of glassworkers that need this? Or once you sell one, you've sold it to the entire market?

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    HeatherDPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was given a roll of Trump toilet paper!!🤣🤣

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of all things holy....why?!???

    T5n
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Holy” is out of the question; that jacket looks like it contains the screams of the damned!

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    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did Ugly + Crazy = Expensive?

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was some weird lemur or something.

    LonelyLola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh??? i'm a lil confused with this one....either u wanna be seen, or u don't????????

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's weird about this? This person had a collection and they need to sell it

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the original owner has passed away and it's the relatives clearing the house out who are selling.

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    Mimi777
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mil has a display of vintage salt and pepper shakers too. There’s some really cool ones!! I don’t think this one is weird.

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m concerned about the poodle…

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you can scoop the chips / crisps with this ...

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mehta an absolute joke! 25 cents worth of leather, throw a logo on, voila! $390! PT Barnum was right.

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stylish container for white, illegal powders

    Caroline Sinclair
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holds a credit card and a key: what more do you need?

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s 3:30am. If I go to sleep now, these three will be waiting for me in the dark of my dreams.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard pass. Still traumatized by Patty Playpal staring at me with soulless eyes, lurking in shadows of my room.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they come with a free flame thrower?

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long until the bench breaks? It looks like a board glued to 3 chairs. I bet the non chair sections would be dangerous to sit on.

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    tara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this one!!!!

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Do you like it? Is it at least a decent holder? I want to get one and paint it to look like my tuxedo XD

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    Nona Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, he doesn't look playful

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rag doll would probably bat at it until it fell over and he was once again the alpha of the house.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like my cat, I need this!!!

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    morticia_b85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone passed away in it. Like evidence in a murder trial lol

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a dress? Thought like a jersey or robe or something.

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    Moos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's weird about that?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than it looks like spray painted pewter, nothing.

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    MCathenaE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said SPOON ME & almost threw my money at my screen

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did the applicator have to come in "70s prosthetics" brown?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's meant to look like an ice cream stick.

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    HotDog Water
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fill them with flavored, pastle colored lip gloss & i will buy 12

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    Crybaby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like something Melanie martinez would get

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    available in adult size?

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think depressed is the wrong word shown here ... Daddy Issues?

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    Caroline Sinclair
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son needed an EEG as a baby they glued the electrodes to his scalp. This is much better!

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They glued them onto my son, too. It might have been less traumatic had he not had 3” long hair!

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t Professor X put one of these on to connect with the other mutants?

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what this is ... I can't tell by the picture.

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a beanbag bear. Palm size. Some think they are collectible.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of these as a kid. My dad used his Marlboro miles to get it. I used it for my discman

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents got a jacket and I think some leather bag. They were good quality

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't Jean-Paul Gaultier smoke Gauloise instead of Marlboro?

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't tell me that's supposed to be the British flag?! Lol.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Apparently it symbolically ranks right up there with the watermelon and yellow dog.

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s so weird about soap molds? Is it because they’re tiny? Hard to tell.

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a disposable item need to go in the autoclave?

    R Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are disposable if you want to dispose but also autoclavable so you can reuse (they usually just have paste in like toothpaste so don't get too grubby) depends on how much money the dental practice has lol (uk dental nurse here)

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I couldn’t figure out what these were for, even staring at the word “DENTAL” in the title! XD

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a wrist-holder for needlefelting needles… XD

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea.... These are crazy dangerous, i love them.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure these would be used for string cutting.

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    Jessica Bertram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone got Adderall and a hot glue gun for their birthday

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah a crystal covered ashtray with a stinking cigarette oozes class right enough. I can smell the car through the screen- cigarettes and cheap perfume eeeew.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the one on the bottom left look like it belongs in the “adults only” section of a mail-order catalog? I never knew they made those with car chargers. Probably best to avoid use while driving. LOL

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh .. say this 4 times fast .. Car Crystal Steering Wheel Cover Accessories Tissue Box Rhinestone Pendant Car ...

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not weird. This would be in a business/commercial section listing.

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    cecilia kilian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pleats Please is a fashion line created by the Japanese designer Issaye Miyake.

    Willa L
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Japan is in Mexico so this isnt totally wrong (satire btw)

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as weird as some of the others XD I’ve bought snacks from other countries off of the internet before, if they’re not available in my country.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the real Muhammad Ali would have choice words for this seller. …unless the seller dug up his grave and this actually IS the only one ever Muhammad Ali.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom of this looks like he needs to go to the doctor.

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why the antiques and collectibles are on this list. That seems pretty normal to me. Am I broken?

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, it's not you. There's nothing weird about this lot.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously... how can you tell they are vintage and not some homemade bead necklace?

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    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JANSPORT BACKPACK BLACK WITH LEATHER Applebee's Congressional Hearing

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have this! Was a gift from Thailand.

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    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I’m the weird one, because a lot of these just don’t seem odd to me🤷🏼‍♀️

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    Johan Yam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT MADE YOU PANDAS SCROLL THIS FAR

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    2 years ago

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