There are a lot of opportunistic people on the internet, and most of them are on eBay. How else could you call someone who is selling 2 snowballs for $10,000? Or a fake ramen smartphone stand for $152? Instagram account @ebaybae has been collecting weird and funny eBay listings, and they should raise your eyebrows. From ridiculous product design and photography to outrageous prices and questionable authenticity, these items prove that you can buy pretty much anything online. Even the things you didn't know existed.

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TheExtremeSmell
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5 months ago

This is just cool

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In 1995, after spending Labor Day weekend at home writing code on his personal computer, eBay founder Pierre Omidyar launched AuctionWeb, a site "dedicated to bringing together buyers and sellers in an honest and open marketplace."

Soon after, Canadian Mark Fraser purchased the first item that Omidyar listed on the site -- a broken laser pointer.

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ADHORTATOR
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5 months ago

This is cool!

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Pierre hired the first employee, Chris Agarpao, a year later. Chris was to help coordinate the fast-growing company’s online operations. Over twenty years later, he is still working at eBay.

By the time Meg Whitman was hired by the board as eBay president and CEO in March 1998, the company already had 30 employees, half a million users and revenues of $4.7 million in the United States.

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Bleh
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5 months ago

The cat will still prefer the box it came in

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It didn't take long before all sorts of crazy items were selling on eBay. Take a grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Virgin Mary on it. Sold for a staggering $28,000 in 2004, the sandwich is said to have magical powers and was left untouched by mold for more than a decade, according to the woman who made it.

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Withnail
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5 months ago

Fluffy Yo Gabba Gabba! Absolutely terrifying :)

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There was also a a Dorito shaped like the Pope’s hat. It sold for $1,209 in 2005. The buyer? Online casino GoldenPalace.com, the same one that bought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese.

I guess we just found the answers to the question why eBay is filled with crazy listings nowadays.

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Rowlie
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5 months ago

What top would go with it?

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Choo Duck
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5 months ago

free "shipping"...

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Daria B
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5 months ago

Oh... An Apple iTV! ♥

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Slinkman
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5 months ago (edited)

Untitled Goose Lamp

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Slinkman
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5 months ago

Big Foots fancy brother.

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Withnail
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5 months ago

It's where I keep my dough ;)

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Harry Larter
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5 months ago

*Headnotincluded*

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Foxxy
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5 months ago

Sorry, not enough pink.

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Slinkman
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5 months ago

For when you want to be a good gardener, but you just don't have those green fingers.

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Incognito
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5 months ago

OMG AND SO DID YOUR GRUBBY FINGERS

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TheExtremeSmell
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5 months ago

This would be perfect for my two person horse costume during a rain storm though

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Daria B
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5 months ago

Errr.... I'd rather be interested in the item to the left, please. ♥

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Anne
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5 months ago

Depending on whether the samples inside are real.. (and how much samples there are)...

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Rowlie
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5 months ago

Does it come with a trained crow?

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TheExtremeSmell
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5 months ago

Honestly though I know when I smoked I probably would of been like yeah maybe I could use this

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

Only handled a few hundred times. Gross

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Paul Mitchell
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5 months ago

For gums ... yes, ... gums.

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Zenozenobee
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5 months ago

What should we do to covince men to do their share of housework? Let's make sexy clothespins!

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Rowlie
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5 months ago

They are not horsing around with the price

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Harry Larter
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5 months ago

Pure 18k gold evil

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Tiari
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5 months ago

Super cute? ... I don’t know. More like stuff of nightmares.

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Rowlie
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5 months ago

Sounds authentic

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Daniel Lewis
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5 months ago

How long does it take for them to “boot up”?

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

This would look great in a play room

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Lama Lady
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5 months ago

...attatchable to the former mentioned vibra-finger-holder

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David Jeu
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5 months ago

Eau de Toilet

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