Experimenting in the kitchen can be really fun. If you know a few flavor combination basics, concocting new dishes can be a fun way to spend your evening.
However, if your knowledge is minimal and all you bring to the table is the desire to experiment, you might end up making some questionable decisions. That doesn’t mean that your dish will not taste good, it might just be a little too much for some. Like the foods in the following list.
We don’t know how good they taste, but, quite frankly, we don’t want to know. The look of the dishes is really enough to make your mind up about eating them. After all, they were collected from the “Meals With Threatening Auras” Facebook page. Scroll down if you’re not afraid of ruining your appetite.
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Usually being stoned helps me put together the good puns. I'm really at a loss on this one. Turkcrabtopus..crabturkopus..octurkecrab..
Translated; "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming". Chanted by his worshippers.
Load More Replies...What's there not to love? Turkey - good; octopus - good; lobster - goooood👌😁
Those are crab legs, fellow Panda. Lobsters only have two claws.
Load More Replies...Experimentation doesn’t always go wrong, though. One has to admit that while some food combinations might seem a little off, they aren’t actually that bad when you try them.
For example, there are many ice cream toppings that people swear by. One is ice cream topped with olive oil. Many people swear by this flavor combination. Apparently, sweet, rich, and creamy ice cream goes amazingly well with fruity, earthy, and the green flavor of olive oil. And this goes with pretty much any ice cream flavor, too! Sprinkle some Maldon salt on top, and you’ll have a very refined dessert.
I think you mean soon to be fiance because this is f***ing amazing.
Omg, this is brilliant! You should encourage her to create more of these dishes, then she could write her very own recipe & cookbook! 😄💖👏
Last time my broccoli gave me the middle-finger, my sister had forgotten to wash it & a caterpillar was just chilling on the stalk! 🥦🖕🐛😂
Somehow that’s not the only odd ice cream pairing people love. Another one on the list is vanilla ice cream topped with soy sauce. Yes, it sounds very odd, but it does work. The sauce brings a saltiness and umami flavor to the ice cream, making it a very satisfying combo. Apparently, it also works with miso, black pepper, and balsamic vinegar.
If you wish to discover more interesting soy sauce combinations, there are some out there. For example, mixing a little bit of soy sauce into maple syrup before pouring it on your pancakes can, apparently, elevate the flavors. People also recommend trying to add a little bit of it to your coke or pour some on your cut-up mango. Yum?
As long as it’s not that croaky bugger from “The Grudge”, LOL … I think if I saw THAT face in my morning cuppa, I wouldn’t even need the caffeine to get me on the go! 😂
Don't call them back!!!! I m sure I will read another post on BP soon and they will attack me.
Load More Replies...There's Hawaiian Pineapple Pizza Dip, which is as horrifying as it sounds thehorror-...462df2.jpg
My husband would be amused by that pizza, but he would want real pineapple on it too.
I don't know about delicious, but it certainly is very artistically executed.
Peanut butter is another, apparently, super versatile thing that goes well with pretty much anything. A combination that dates back all the way to the depression era is peanut butter and pickles. The sandwich that combines the two ingredients between two slices of bread has been called "a thrifty and unacknowledged American classic,” so it’s actually a staple.
This is a hedgehog cake and I have no idea why they always have to look like that
They are an insult to our hedgehog brethren
Load More Replies...I think people do this on purpose after first seeing that one on Cake Wrecks.
Beef Baby, Beef Baby, there on the foil, it's been in too long, it could use some oil....
Brilliant, just sang it outloud to the tune of "Beach Baby" by First Class, which I believe was your intention.
Load More Replies...Can't lie, loving the whole garlic for eyes 😆. Not so much disgusting because of its mold as it is just extremely overcooked.
This isn't bad compared to some other things on this list.
That’s not the only weird peanut butter sandwich Americans might ask you to try. Apparently, the southerners are fond of a peanut butter and mayo combo, too. You can eat it just like that or add bacon, lettuce, or cheese to it. And don’t forget to gulp it all down with another southern classic called “farmer’s coke”—coke with peanuts.
Actually looks tasty. Hot dogs and beans go well together. So do beans and burgers.
Probably hahhahahahahs. Edit: yo all of you that don't know what is casu marzu, just don't see videos of what kind of cheese is.)
Load More Replies...While this combo might not pop into your mind when cooking, adding peanut butter to your instant ramen is another staple. It’s a play on the classic Japanese Tan Tan ramen in which you use sesame paste for the broth. The butter adds a pleasant nutty flavor and makes the dish extra creamy.
This reminds me of that other thread of weird art that had a teddy bear made of placentas. EDIT: Apparently some folks missed it. Link is photo if you want to go there. -- https://external-preview.redd.it/QPqXML6SMATZbXnRa1KRRM_bb2HBYEExwnw-3wEeq9s.jpg?auto=webp&s=f73ab8aa1102f0d4ea6521598621c40747f192a8
Chicken is my favorite protein and I'll take it most ways but no, thank you. The amount of time it would take to manipulate and "sew" it together while un-refrigerated and exposed to oxygen already makes it unedible. And why does it look like it's being displayed on a public sidewalk?
It was trying to make a run for it's freedom.
Load More Replies...That looks so horrifying, and the fact that she posted a picture of it raw only makes me think it'd probably look even worse cooked.
I read that as the spiderman theme song
Load More Replies...For a second, when I first scrolled down to this picture, my brain registered Cao Kho as coo-coo-cachoo.
Oh this is something that would for sure happen to me. I can cook great on the stovetop but my history of oven usage is marred with disaster.
Another American classic that might make you instantly go “no, thank you!” is Kool-Aid pickles. You can either soak them in a prepared drink or just sprinkle the powder on top and enjoy it right away. Apparently, this flavor combination comes from Mississippi and tastes like fruity pickles. The food blogger Amy from House of Nash Eats described it as “a wild experience as your taste buds cycle through tasting dill pickle, then cherry Kool-Aid, then pickle again.” Delicious.
It's one of those eating challenges. If you complete it in 2 hours they pay for your E.R. visit.
I'll just crawl into the middle of it and wrap it around me. If I wake up during the night I can nibble it.
I kept wondering what this was because it's not regular pizza but it's lahmacun or "Turkish pizza" it's very good
son of a...! My niece makes this every halloween and sends pictures. I wish I'd thought of that! (I did tell her to serve it as finger food, but still, DUDE!)
Load More Replies...babe, what's wrong? you haven't touched any of your feet loaf
I would be willing to try. It's effectively little ridges of calzone with a pizza edge to it. It looks interesting.
Except for what looks like mold growing in between those ridges!!
Load More Replies...The last piece to the right still has crust, it just has a certain amount of "pie" cut to it so it's not just crust. Think I'm way too high for this tonight 😆
I am gonna need two of those. One more my son and one for me.
Another oddly sounding combination that actually compliment each other very well is avocado and chocolate. The reason why it works together is not because the flavors match so well, but because the textures go together. Chocolate flavor is so bold, it overpowers avocado while benefiting from its beautifully creamy texture. No wonder avocado is often used in chocolate mousses by vegans and those who wish to avoid eating raw eggs.
As an Asian i can confirm im hungry again even after a 5 course meal
Am I the only one who actually likes the taste of white rice? 😬
In the end, all we can say is that you shouldn’t knock it before you try it. Unless it’s food from one of the pictures on this list. We’re still not going to try it, thank you very much.
It makes me rationally angry because as a Saffa, it looks like they saw a bunny chow and tried but with salad. Google bunny chow durban for pics.
Load More Replies...This person is celebrating their first day OFF Keto.
Load More Replies...this makes me wonder if you could put an unshelled egg in a pitta bread and cook it in the oven.
Of course you can. All it needs is heat and it would be some sort of fried egg in a pita bread.
Load More Replies...The ring is the worst. Did someone try to propose? I mean, the old ring-in-chamagne is so old school, so....
Load More Replies...Because they are. Look closer : there's someone lying on their stomach in the upper part of the pic. They put their feet in a hole I guess. Either a kink or just someone who wanted a strange picture
Load More Replies...Barefoot wine..HA..get it? That aside, we can see the person laying down to have the bottom of their feet exposed in the sketti, I just don't get why and where the joke comes from. My hopes are Halloween related.
Because they're REAL! Look at the person towards the top of the pic. It's their feet.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately they are. So so so so sooooooo grosss!!!!!
Load More Replies...i'd do this. i love pasta and would 100% put some in a bag and bring it to class. ...yknow, if I could work up the confidence to, of course
Oreos are (to me, and I understand I may be in a minority here) pretty nasty, so this looks like a good option.
At least you could eat that. There is no weird and mad combination of food, texture and flavour.
I think Spam is already a weird and mad combination of food, texture and flavour!
Load More Replies...It looks like it's crunchy. When it's cooked all the way it's paler.
Load More Replies...I still have tacos on the mind and now this looks like a tacosagna
You're not supposed to put uncooked spaghetti in the lasagna as rebar for structural support
as someone who grew up in an italian restaurant, this is what I picture spaghetti in the midwest to be like.
this reminds me of that one meme that says "whos your favorite rapper" then the other person says m&m and then the person who asks the question says "WHY WOULD EAT THE WRAPPER"
You might want to buy some handles for the sides of your toilet first
That is so repulsive. Don't eat where fecal matter particles fly around. And using the floor as a plate, ugh. meangirls-...97d76a.jpg
I had to have a word with one of our staff about this. And her inappropriate attire. Actually sent her home one day for the extremely short denim skirt and fishnets with a gaping hole near the crotch. She was with us having been transferred from another department who couldn't deal.
Load More Replies...But what is the pink stuff? Is that....salmon mousse? photoshop-...846786.jpg
Reminds me of when I made spam rats for my niblings. But I included ketchup blood
They're supposed to be hedgehog cakes, I beilive they do it because of how many people fail to make them
Load More Replies...jail for the person who made the pizza like EXCUSE ME WHY WOULD YOU PUT SCPORINS ON PIZZA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I mean... why not? I can still enjoy some ice cream with my headache AND get better at the same time!
Wow @Xenon, you are possibly the first person I get to know who admitted to like raisins. I, myself, am not a big fan of them but please keep the raisins-vibe up 😋 (Edit: while keeping your reasonable boundaries)
Load More Replies...This reminds me of a Simpsons joke where Marge hurriedly has to bake a cake for some school thing that the kids didn't tell her about and she says something along the lines of "Oh raisins, can't forget the raisins. Everyone loves raisins." I didn't get that joke first, since I love baked goods with them, and only later learned that apparently quite a lot of people hate them.
I just don't understand how something so good as a grape can turn into.....this.
NEVER complain about pineapple pizza again! We must unite to defeat this evil!
This one looks weird, but bananas can go surprisingly well with savory food. I once had a quesadilla with cheese, pickled hot peppers, and thinly sliced bananas, and it was very good. There is also a Swedish dish where they bake chicken pieces in a spicy cream sauce that also has chopped peanuts, pickled peppers and banana slices - it is very good.
does it come with an instruction manual on how to eat it?
Load More Replies...That might actually be pretty good. I see lots of pumpkin seeds and nuts. I've had some other nut heavy bars that were similar and they were good.
I'm glad you said nuts. I thought all those were larvae.
Load More Replies...It is called wonderbread sometimes and it is for people who don't want to eat lots of carbs. Maybe because of diabetes, maybe a keto diet for loosing weight or just to eat less sugar. It is mostly made of nuts and seeds and very dense and heavy, but delicious. Just don't expect your regular bread.
I like it once in a while, but I can hardly eat one slice before I'm full
Load More Replies...it legit looks like a big chunk of rock. the few times I've seen this image I always have to do a double-take because my first thought is that it's rocks
If you weren't allergic to nuts before eating that, you fcking will be after.
Ron Swanson: So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake!
Things can always be worse. sweetsue-6...150bcf.jpg
Those belong to the stuff that would be found in nuclear bomb shelters - calling it a hiking meal won't change that
I've done this with noodles, boiled them with red cabbage. My nieces where have a magical unicorn birthday party. I made rainbow pasta salad.
Load More Replies...It looks like gentian violet. You can eat your ulcers away.
I think I've seen this one before with more context. As far as I remember, someone ordered several times extra mayo through some sort of automated ordering system and this is what they got.
I've seen similar looking things on a certain category of websites..
Load More Replies...We didn't get angry with pineapple on pizza... But now.... IT'S WAR!
If you remove it, it will fall apart and become spongy crumbs. So better throw away the whole thing and seek professional help.
Load More Replies...Where I live, Jif is a cleanser, I should imagine the taste would be similar.
I had a friend that liked a lot "orxata" and loved nesquick too. So he just mixed both....,..never did it again and I m still laughing hhahhahaahh
Given how much food colouring is involved in blue noodles, I expect it's just a thumbprint.
Load More Replies...well well well well done mystery meat with a side of unripe bananas with ketchup. *hurl*
I've seen Scouts attempt stranger things on their first campout.
I was an adult before I learned that spray cheese even existed and still to this day I have never tried it, nor do I want to.
this is worse than that five minute crafts video i watched last night where they put nutella and milk in ramen 🤢
Why are all these sweets getting mixed in the ramen? They don't even do that in prison
I feel like this wouldn't taste that bad but wouldn't be that enjoyable either.
My dislike of boiled egg is stronger than my love for nutella. I'll pass.
Thought that was vegemite for a second. THAT, at least, might work.
I don't think I'd be giving my kids this. Even if I did, they'd probably report me to social services.
then you get to explain to the doctor why your kid has technicolor diarrhea.
Load More Replies...Honey are you okay? you barely even touch your sonic the hedgehog curry ?
is that green olives in yogurt???? it looks like green olives in yogurt to me
Unless I'm missing something. This just looks like stewed fruit and strawberry yoghurt.
They are olives. Olives with strawberry yogurt.
Load More Replies...im trying to think of an alterate universe where this would work, but I really just can see it
There are alot of recipes that actually call for wet squeezed out bread. I make a garlic dip that calls for this method.
is it bad i lowkey wanna try this? Like i feel like it might not be completely horrible but it wont be amazing😭
no its actually really good i tried it before and its delious
Load More Replies...If the first thing you associate with footwear is fungus, you need to shower more my guy.
Load More Replies...I got the feeling that this pic is staged. The pink shoe, the matching pink walls... But how someoe could come to the idea that some noodles would spice it up I really don't know.
When you want to make sure no one ever asks you to bring a dish to the party ever again.
Looks like something that could escape from the container on its own....
That toilet hasn't been cleaned since it was fitted. By Michelangelo. During the Renaissance.
I feel like I should bookmark this page as an appetite suppressant when I'm trying to lose weight.
Thats a good idea actually! I was thinking of watching Mukbang videos too? Maybe we could try both!
Load More Replies...When I was little the only thing I refused to eat was asparagus. As an adult I've developed all grades of weird food ticks. The only way I'll eat chicken dishes is if the chicken is fully cooked then added in. I won't eat chicken sandwiches from fast food joints. Nothing with onions. Cooked or otherwise. Nothing from a buffet. Nothing with mayo unless it's made in front of me. And the list goes on. This whole post triggered the fck out of me. Honestly, I'm traumatized. Keep em coming bored panda
I just had dinner and now I'm reading this, and I think I've made a terrible mistake.
I feel like I should bookmark this page as an appetite suppressant when I'm trying to lose weight.
Thats a good idea actually! I was thinking of watching Mukbang videos too? Maybe we could try both!
Load More Replies...When I was little the only thing I refused to eat was asparagus. As an adult I've developed all grades of weird food ticks. The only way I'll eat chicken dishes is if the chicken is fully cooked then added in. I won't eat chicken sandwiches from fast food joints. Nothing with onions. Cooked or otherwise. Nothing from a buffet. Nothing with mayo unless it's made in front of me. And the list goes on. This whole post triggered the fck out of me. Honestly, I'm traumatized. Keep em coming bored panda
I just had dinner and now I'm reading this, and I think I've made a terrible mistake.
