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Article created by: Ieva Pečiulytė

You’re twirling a glass of red wine while well-dressed men and women that look closer to movie stars than regular humans laugh at your investment choices. They don’t realize you’re not joking about plowing money towards the construction of tiny submarines for hamsters to explore underground oceans lurking beyond the sea. 

Investment sounds like such a fancy activity, one for those who have more than enough money to burn up and warm their homes, and their neighbors’ homes as well. But, in fact, it’s all fueled by rampant alcoholism, Adderall, and the hope for a brighter future, as shared by this Instagram account, named “Overheard on Wall Street.” 

Whether you’re a novice, have never invested in anything in your life, or you’ve dedicated quite a bit of time to this, I’m sure there’ll be something for everyone on this list right here. Don’t forget to vote on your favorites and leave your thoughts in the comments below. And if you want more once you’re done with this, here’s an article, and another here. Now let’s get into it! 

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Text post with a humorous quote about companies wanting to hire rockstars but only paying backup singers on Wall Street.

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    Text post featuring a humorous quote about money and happiness from overheard conversations on Wall Street.

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    Text post with a humorous Wall Street conversation about cover letters feeling like fan fiction, highlighting funny Wall Street talks.

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    Text conversation showing a humorous Wall Street dialogue between a VP and an Associate about attending a wedding.

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    Text post with a humorous Wall Street conversation about failing an interview and receiving life advice.

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    Text conversation showing a humorous quote overheard on Wall Street about drinking and being sober in life.

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    Hilarious and unhinged Wall Street conversation asking to unplug and plug the market back in.

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    Quote about a deal blowing up becoming a business school case study, highlighting Wall Street conversations humor.

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    Text post from Overheard on Wall Street about Apple Pay and real American dollars in a Wall Street conversation.

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    Text conversation of an intern and associate sharing a sarcastic exchange in a Wall Street overheard moment.

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    Text conversation about portfolio drop and divorce, highlighting hilarious and unhinged conversations overheard on Wall Street.

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    Funny and unhinged conversations overheard on Wall Street about LinkedIn compared to Tinder and social interactions.

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    Text conversation overheard on Wall Street with a humorous exchange about exhaustion and emotions in a casual tone.

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    Hilarious and unhinged conversations on Wall Street comparing dating to venture capital and finding a unicorn.

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    Text post showing a humorous Wall Street conversation about equal pay, bonuses, workload, and Peloton desires.

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    Text message about an Apple Watch notification during a 2am rave with a funny Wall Street conversation.

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    Quote about drink fueling another year of banking, part of hilarious and unhinged conversations overheard on Wall Street.

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    Hilarious and unhinged Wall Street conversation about an Excel pick up line using vlookup and index match functions.

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    Text saying finally figured out my meaning in life and that’s to provide value to shareholders in a Wall Street conversation.

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    Post-Covid intern humor in Wall Street conversation asking about printing multiple copies with repeated clicks.

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