30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard On Wall Street And Just Had To Share

Dobby still owed money to the bank. Dobby realised he would never be a free Elf.

Mondays

CEO can do this - employees not

I knew a former investment banker who quit to be a carpenter.

Wow, such disconnect from other people's reality

I can imagine him stretching to get it and the guy just sitting there ignoring him. Lol

i agree with the uber driver

He's right

Yes, do share...I already know the don't get caught part, so hit me with the methodology....

that is true that is true

I hold to the possibility that this is meant sincerely…

That's not even an exaggeration

Oof

"Cryptocurrency" is called "a con" where I''m from.

Pretty good money for that kind of job

Robert Maxwell did have a sinking feeling

alexa stop backtalking me

Asking the real questions...

But those are adjectives, technically speaking.

The sign that I don't spend my money on expensive inferior gadgets just to impress total strangers I perhaps don't even like.

Wow. Was really trying to keep an open mind but they really are a pack of ar@* hats.

you know what, if this is wall street guys and they are allegedly working (ie gambling with stocks to make rich guys richer), really I have no empathy at all. Only dark malice actually.

I wonder what they'd if the analyst dies. "Quick, call the psychic, we need to contact his ghost, so that he can update the model!"

there is alot of stuff to do with banking

"Wolf of Wall Street" is a DOCUMENTARY FFS

when you're not at work SHUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!

I need assistance for this one

"Then pay me more"

Ha ha ha, didn't we all? At that stage, I think we should have all learned that next year is not going to be better, just worst in different ways.

Getting engaged shouldn't cost 20 grand. Unless it's about digging the gold.

"Oh, did I say idiot? I meant idiosyncratic, of course. You are so unique!"

Anything like this should be automatized.

Just wow.

vodka

"Was it dark enough for you, sir?"

Changing the font colors into rainbows would certainly make it less gray.

im fine with that

You and me both, buddy!

Seems like something a quick search should return - I mean, the Forbes 30 under 30 lists are always published, yet none of the lists for 2021, 2020, 2019, and 2018 has a "Preston" on it. If someone's gonna make up a quote for this sort of thing, why include a detail that *immediately* shows its fake?

Ok, guess who won't be dialing in at 1 AM.

You need hundreds of millions for that. Or more. If you only have a few million, more rules apply to you than anyone else.

You go, girl!

"I bet the other kids on this conference call don't talk to their mothers like this!"

Tell me you're a spoiled brat without telling me you're a spoiled brat.

Different skillset

"Nope!"

Someone tried this “overheard story” two ways...

❤️

Both? :P

What if there aren't any Davids? Oop, better start hiring. Now hiring: Anyone named David.

Smells like nepotism.