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Are you a Harry Potter fan? Do you like accurate theories about how the Wizarding World could end Voldemort?
Then you definitely WON'T like what I do for fun.
This March, during the COVID-19 pandemic, I started doodling funny ways to end Voldemort to pass my time on the sofa. A couple of months later, my Instagram account has 10K+ followers!! (That is a lot of nerdy people laughing at stupid magic jokes. Join us!)
My stupid goal was doing 1000. There are 150+ now, but my ideas are running low, so... if you have any suggestions, message me. PLEASE.
Hope they make you smile as much as my 10-year-old nephew. For more, check out my previous posts on Bored Panda here, here, and here.
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#1
Oh My Lord(s)
Final score:
165points
Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
When you said "end you-know-who" I thought it was about a certain orange-skinned jerk who "runs" the USA.
Linus Nilsson 5 years ago
Why are people wasting time discussing Trump when we have the much more urgent question of WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT OF SAURON, DARTH VADER AND VOLDEMORT?!? Man-to-man I think Voldemort, due to better long range attacks, but with the combined force of their armies, the death eaters would take a beating. I think Darth Vader would win out of pure numbers (the empire is huge).
John Doe AKA "READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!" 5 years ago
Where's the mace?
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#2
Dora The Aurora
Final score:
159points
ANNIKAH MARTINEZ 5 years ago
DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORERRRR BOOTS AND SUPPER COOL EXPORA DORAAAA
Santhe van der Meulen 5 years ago
Dora teaches you Spanish in English-speaking countries? In the Netherlands, she teaches you English!
#3
Unforgivable Curse #4
Final score:
156points
Ada Hiestand 2 years ago
Voldi: damn it. I only like snakes. Fred: hey… Voldy youre in heaven! Go else where! Well, yu know where.
#7
Technically Not A Man...
Final score:
121points
Ada Hiestand 2 years ago
Love how superman just comes in real chill, says sup and then laser eyes him. 😂😂😂
#8
Death By Smeagol
Final score:
118points
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
He really is quite horrifying. With his rattling voice of , preciousss
#9
They Know...
Final score:
113points
Eric Soliday 5 years ago
Guess it's time to scare himself in the mirror again
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Berry Budgie 5 years ago (edited)
WAIT WHY DIDNT ANYONE IN HARRY POTTAH EVER DO OBLIVIATE TO VOLDEMORT!?🤯
Morrigan Crow 4 years ago
ur right why didn't he? he could makke Voldemort think hes a chicken or somthing
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#10
Wakakakaka
Final score:
108points
Ruth Dereje 4 years ago
*ahmem* WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKKKSAKKAKKAKKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKKAKKAK Sorry I’m fluent in waka
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
Though he did attend Hogwarts so he knew all about them. The best was peeves though, throwing any and everything he got his hands on
#11
Sprout's Dream
Final score:
104points
Gage Franke 5 years ago (edited)
Am I the only one who loves that Groot is a Hufflepuff XD Edit: Woah. O_O I am apparently not the only one.
Aidan Garza 5 years ago
G.R.O.O.T. THIS TREE IS THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF AWESOMENESS!!!!!!! WHOEVER WROTE THIS U R AWESOME!!!
#13
Free Face Hugs
Final score:
101points
TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago
Face hugger. They become chest bursters which turn into xenomorphs
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Flare 5 years ago
Won't this just make the situation worse? It would make a Xenomorph that knows dark magic!
Minha Khan 5 years ago
This is London. This is the norm for Voldemort prolly.
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Sean Harrison 5 years ago
So....basically they just created a Voldemort-Xenomorph hybrid that likely can use magic.
Ada Hiestand 2 years ago
Yes! I knew blast-ended skrewts had some purpose! They did. Killing moldy voldy.
#14
We Don't Need Brooms Where We're Going
Final score:
100points
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
Hermione and Dumbledore would make a great team. If Hermione had been the chosen one, voldy would die like 6 books ago. Harry is just so adorably obtuse
Fire Breathing Queen 5 years ago
Is it weird that the little skull in the last one made me cackle?
danielw 5 years ago
now... this... is from back to the future. Just saying. for all the kiddies that never saw the movies. (and yes, I'm judging your lack of having watched the classics.)
Ace Cole 5 years ago
Fernleaf6505, I mean what I said. If you actually examine her actions and personality you can see that she's a slytherin. There's actually an entire article about it. 😅 Here it is: https://www.hypable.com/harry-potter-slytherin-hermione/#:~:text=Hermione%20was%20the%20Slytherin%20we,biased%20view%20of%20the%20world.
#15
Rick And Voldemorty
Final score:
97points
Ace Cole 5 years ago
Nope sorry. It Rick and Morty. Play on the simpsons gag adult swim did.
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#17
Death's Patronus Is Chuck Norris
Final score:
89points
F. H. 5 years ago
And a pro-disease activist. Sadly, he's generally a terrible person.
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#18
Where's Hagrid When You Need Him, Amirite?
Final score:
89points
ANNIKAH MARTINEZ 5 years ago
a little furry kid is a gremlin and when you put water on it and becomes a monster
Colin L 5 years ago
When you *feed* it (after midnight) it becomes a monster.
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Adam Rindegård 5 years ago
this is wrong tho, water makes em multiply, its feeding them after midnight that makes them evil.
BAILEY PANELLI 5 years ago (edited)
actually it's if you feed them after midnight if you get them wet the just clone
Quinn Carrigan 4 years ago
Wait.Wha.....No water makes more, wait after 12 pm and then you get the last one, mean one.
#19
Voldi Should've Gone For The Elf's Head
Final score:
88points
#20
The Original Dark Lord
Final score:
76points
Stefan Scheiben 5 years ago
@Jaded Queen: taken from Disneys 1940 Film "Fantasia", which is an artistic adaption of 19th century composer Paul Dukas' "The sorcerer's apprentice". A true gem of pop culture.
Sophia Atkinson 4 years ago
Fun fact, before the wizarding world of Harry Potter, they were going to put it Disney land. Look it up people. It’s true
#21
Aragog Would Be Proud
Final score:
73points
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
He doesn't need to speak words to complete the spell. He just speaks for dramatic effect
#22
What A Couple They Would Be
Final score:
72points
#23
Charlie Got A New Badass Dragon...
Final score:
72points
Andrew 5 years ago
Hey, he confused. Don't downvote him. I also didn't know until Gurt posted that. Thank you Gurt.
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Why So Sirius Black?
Final score:
72points
Ruth Dereje 4 years ago
Gasp the most DANGEROUS weapon A PENCIL it almost poked meh in the eye before
postboredom 5 years ago
bring out the pencilmation dude and draw and drop him in a huge hole.Done.
#25
Sneaky Antman
Final score:
68points
Andrew 5 years ago
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU oh the right side of my space key works now.
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Shiny Donuts
Final score:
67points
Animal lover❤ 5 years ago
I don't like your comments very much, no one seems to
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#27
All Hail Hypno Trevor!!!!all Hail Hypno Trevor!!!!all Hail Hypno Trevor!!!!
Final score:
67points
catzrule4life 1 year ago
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#28
🖖
Final score:
67points
Popcorn Colonel 5 years ago
If someone does not know what this is I will cry. Star Trek is life.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
Star Trek. That's a Space ship in the last panel.
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Harry Pottertron
Final score:
65points
#31
I'm Blue Dabadee
Final score:
56points
#32
Fantastic Bugoks And Where To Fight Them
Final score:
54points
Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
Yes! This comic should have had umpteen panels and gone for ten mins lol! When a chicken fight ckmes on family guy uve got enough time to make a quick cuppa ^-^
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Rubeus Hagrid 5 years ago
I have owned dragons, three headed dogs and even hippogriffs, yet i have never had any creature quite as deadly as the oversized chicken.
Rubeus Hagrid 5 years ago
I have owned dragons, three headed dogs and hippogriffs, yet i have never had any creature quite as deadly as an oversized chicken.
silver leopard 5 years ago
I thought it would be trico from the last guardian. that would be dope
#33
Hagrid's New Lil' Pet
Final score:
54points
FireStone Beware 5 years ago
it voldEmort not voldimort- my version of Hermione
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#35
Weeeird
Final score:
49points
Andrew 5 years ago
Nope, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask. It is an old, but famous game. It is currently the darkest game in the Legend of Zelda franchise, but it is said that Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 will be darker.
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#36
English Breakfast
Final score:
47points
Mara Baxter 5 years ago
You need to learn some of these characters. my heart hurts from your questions
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#37
Psst Psst Pssst
Final score:
45points
postboredom 5 years ago (edited)
Doraemon is the BAWSE. doraemon emon nananananana dorAemon *tinkling music* (;D)
#38
Uuhmm...*squish*...uuhhhmm...
Final score:
43points
Aidan Garza 5 years ago
BRAINSLUGGO!!!!!! I've heard on youtube that this is from a movie. ALSO IT'S FROM AMONG US.
Arwin Cipher 4 years ago
It's from a show called Futurama, Among Us came after.
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New Potions Teacher
Final score:
40points
grey galah 5 years ago
that's certain to get a laugh from philosophy students...ummmm...maybe not
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago (edited)
Breaking Bad ... TV series main character.
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If You Know Him, You Know Him
Final score:
39points
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
It's a priest unit from game called Age of Empires. You can use it to convert enemy units to your side. Once it starts converting its dialog bubble shows "WOLOLO....". When he finishes enemy units are on your side. Hence in the last panel voldy and harry are friends now.
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Flare 5 years ago
Random idea: teleport him to the world of super smash bros, the effects of being there will nerf some of his powers there, and he'll getting beaten to the point of begging for someone to kill him (also some of the fighters there have powers that are specifically for beating up demons)!
postboredom 5 years ago
another one, bring out the pokemon. Moldy would die if he had to fight them
Load More Replies... Andrew 5 years ago
Honestly, Jaded Queen is probably doing this to flex that she has enough upvotes to simply throw them away.
Ace Cole 5 years ago
Yes we need Hulk. I was thinking of the seen with in Avengers with Loki and Hulk, it's an accurate comparison to what would happen if voldy were to come across Hulk.
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Baipeng Xing 4 years ago
An idea (if you play Minecraft): /summon ender_dragon. Put it in a repeating command block.
postboredom 5 years ago (edited)
Another idea 1) Put Arceus and Mew on his skinny gray a**e ( any body got more?)
Flare 5 years ago
Random idea: teleport him to the world of super smash bros, the effects of being there will nerf some of his powers there, and he'll getting beaten to the point of begging for someone to kill him (also some of the fighters there have powers that are specifically for beating up demons)!
postboredom 5 years ago
another one, bring out the pokemon. Moldy would die if he had to fight them
Load More Replies... Andrew 5 years ago
Honestly, Jaded Queen is probably doing this to flex that she has enough upvotes to simply throw them away.
Ace Cole 5 years ago
Yes we need Hulk. I was thinking of the seen with in Avengers with Loki and Hulk, it's an accurate comparison to what would happen if voldy were to come across Hulk.
Load More Replies... Baipeng Xing 4 years ago
An idea (if you play Minecraft): /summon ender_dragon. Put it in a repeating command block.
postboredom 5 years ago (edited)
Another idea 1) Put Arceus and Mew on his skinny gray a**e ( any body got more?)
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