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In a world where superheroes dominate the box office and graphic novels line our bookshelves, we often daydream about what it would be like to possess extraordinary powers. We’ve all imagined flying like Superman, wielding Thor’s mighty hammer, or becoming invisible to avoid those uncomfortable everyday situations. But what if we told you that there’s a whole range of, let’s say, unconventional superpowers that exist in the real world but never make the cut? The ones that won’t save the planet but might earn you a few laughs or raised eyebrows? Well, my fellow superhumans-in-waiting, this blog post is all about that.

We spent more time than we should have reading this thread where people revealed their useless superpowers, no matter how silly or freaking cool they may be. We collected the best responses and compiled a list of superpowers that are equal parts quirky and comical, showcasing the unique abilities and strange talents that make some humans wonderfully weird. From an uncanny ability to predict time with scary precision to a strong sense of hearing that allows you to listen to two conversations at a time, these unusual skills may not be on par with the X-Men. Still, they’re sure to make these people the talk of the town… or at least of their group of friends.

In an era that celebrates superhumans as deities, it’s time to give the limelight to the underdogs and their peculiar powers. We scoured all corners of the thread to find the most amusing and captivating superpower confessions. So, strap on your metaphorical capes and get ready to discover a treasure trove of hilariously useless abilities that may not save the world but will undoubtedly make it a more interesting place. From the bizarre to the downright side-splitting, this list of superpowers will remind you that sometimes, being ordinary is truly extraordinary.

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can read really fast, hard to prove to people though and if I get into a real flow people just think I'm flicking through a book too quick and don't believe me.

I read so fast that if I read out loud I trip over the words on the page, I'm reading them in my head faster than saying them so I'm always a few words behind. In my head though yeah it just flows like water."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this too. Then it's annoying when I have to read something out loud because people think I can't read correctly

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Cats love me. I've had cats come running out of side streets and houses just to say hello and get some scritches. Outdoor cats who have never interacted with me before let me pick them up, and if my partner wasn't allergic I would have adopted an army of strays who just followed me home by now.

And it's actually not completely useless - I work as a cat sitter."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol just this lady walking down the street with an army of cats marching behind her with little helmets

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OB1KENOB said:
"I can remember things I did when I was 8 months old."

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"I can forget things I did 8 minutes ago."

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TorchFlower said:
"My daughter says she can choose what she is going to dream about every night.

She describes it as having a few scenes to choose from and she picks one. She was amazed that nobody else in the family could do this. She thought it was normal."

Silv0r replied:
"Wow, this is the best superpower and anything but useless! I'm very envious and super happy for your daughter too! It's called lucid dreaming and I've been trying to do that all my life. She needs to hold on to it! It is a gift. I have only lucid dreamed 1-2 times in my whole life where I could control it like a director."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t lucid dream. I tried to do it but the whole world shattered around me and I woke up

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Adkit said:
"Severe aphantasia. Only a small percent of people with aphantasia have complete aphantasia and I'm one of those s*ckers.

I cannot picture things in my mind. At all. It's pitch black, and it never changes. Apparently, you mutants can just close your eyes and imagine whatever you want like some sort of hallucination. I don't even fully understand how that would look..."

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I’m on the complete opposite end with hyperphantasia. My imagination is extremely vivid, it feels more real than real. My favorite thing to do is to create new episodes of my favorite shows and just watch it in my head.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm trying to bounce a red ball in my mind with my eyes open and it's kind of trippy to simultaneously do that, look at reality, and try to think of where the image of the bouncing ball actually is.

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MikeT75 said:
"When I have to wrap multiple food items in aluminum foil, I have the super ability to pull my next sheet of foil and cut it to exactly to the same length and size as the last sheet, creating a stack of perfectly matching foil sheets. It amazes no one but me, and makes for a terrible party trick."

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"That’s the most useful useless thing I’ve ever heard. Good on you."

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"(This is from actual medical/psych professionals.) I have very high observational vigilance and extremely fast information processing speed.

This can and has been extremely useful for a lot of my gal friends. If they were ever in doubt about a dude (couldn't decide if his behavior was problematic or not) they'd introduce me and watch if I reacted negatively to them.

It's useless because when you have this starting a young age it can REALLY screw you up. You start getting flooded with noticing other people's negative reactions around you when you're too young to understand that they're not because of you. F*cks up your self esteem and is a recipe for chronic depression that translates into chronic social anxiety. I'm ok now, all handled and taken care of as an adult."

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#8

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can wakeup to 5-1 minutes before the alarm goes off."

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Musasabi_King said:
"I have an extremely strong sense of hearing, but people think I'm hard of hearing because I can't hear them when there's any kind of background noise."

illianae replied:
"I have this too. Its like my hearing gets overflowed with information and I can't choose to not hear things. Nothing ever gets to the background noise setting."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have selective sensitive hearing. Like I don't notice normal house noises. Anomalies, if something is off, fridge compressor constantly running, daughter's car making a noise, I'm on it.

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CelticElff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello, lads, you should look up sensory processing disorder. It's a b!tch.

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TeaAndWhimsy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, learned last year that this is what i have, after being misdiagnosed as ADHD (though both are spectrum disorders). Looper earplugs help, they act as a noise filter.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I beleive I have an audial processing disorder. I can hear any conversation going on in my house but cannot processs what someone’s saying to my face lmao.

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Mason Kronol
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have always had super sensitive hearing, can hear a train or dog long before anyone else does. It also sucks because people think I'm imagining sounds, like the factory 2 miles away. Add in tinnitus and musical ear disorder from anxiety and it can be debilitating. My husband at least believes me because I will say hear comes a jet or specific type of helicopter (we're on a flight path of hospital and military) and he will go to the window and it shows up. Thought I was going insane for a long time.

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Mary Rogers
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mason, I want to thank you. I now have a name for what is going on with my hearing. Musical ear disorder. I just googled it. I already figured it probably had something to do with my hearing loss and tinnitus, and it looks like I was correct. I could never find anything on the internet but I guess I was putting in the wrong search words

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Cynthia Souza
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Can't choose to not hear things." Same. When there's an annoying sound, someone always tells me to just ignore it. I cannot. It's the worst when I'm in public somewhere, and I can hear every one of the conversations going on around me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a revelation for me to be honest as I never knew anyone else who had this. My hearing is really sharp (my eyesight isn't but swings and roundabouts etc). I always thought though because I found it hard to distinguish individual sounds in really loud environments (like a pub or club) I was imagining it. Now I'm thinking my hearing was being overwhelmed. It's probably why I struggle to sleep as I can hear every tiny noise in my house or even outside my house from a good distance away.

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Bec
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suffer from migraines and sounds, smells, and light can be overwhelming. I have thought about trying the loop earplugs that partially block noise - anyone tried them or similar?

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Terra Raizor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom had this issue, apparently she had severe sleep apnea and she was unknowingly waking up every two minutes and never got enough sleep.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s me but with smell. EVERYTHING has a distinct smell. My neighbors dog smells like a gated community in Las Vegas. Grass smells like spikes

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only have good hearign everytime someone mentions my name, I could be sitting across the room, and you could be whispering my name, but I would hear it, and then I can't hear naythign else, just my name.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg, I have this! I can be in another room and hear a conversation - both sides - that someone else is having on the phone. They'll come in the room and say, "I just talked to..." and I'll tell them who it was and what they talked about. But if I walk into a room where the tv is too loud, all I'll hear in my head is the equivalent of a fork in a garbage disposal and that's all I can hear, I can't hear anyone trying to talk over the tv and I get really stressed at loud sounds. My husband watches tv SUPER loud and I hate even walking in there when he does. I bought noise cancelling headphones, but they don't work.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this, for me it's sensory sensitivity and lack of filtering, an auditory processing issue as part of being autistic. I also lose the ability to process speech if I'm overwhelmed. Voices start to sound like the teacher from Snoopy.

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Terra Raizor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like ADHD, I have this problem too. Can't hear my dad calling me, bit I'll be running around that house trying to figure out what's making a sound, it was the sump pump.. can hear lights, the tv on even when it's not playing, the neighbors in their house, just not when anyone is talking TO ME.

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Glew
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I am. It hurts my ears if anything is over a certain decibel and I can't process anything because it is like overload city in my head!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if if makes you sensitive to loud noises too? I can't hear the TV over the fish tank noise if the water level drops but if I hear some bang a hammer it literally hurts my ears

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les
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if the tv is on theres no point speaking to me. i just cant hear you. even strip lights can stop my hearing working

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if OP is an auditory person. I am. So if I'm in some restaurant and it's busy and people at tables all around, my mind is following the conversations at all the other tables. Not intentionally eavesdropping, it just happens. But it can also make it harder to focus on the person I'm actually dining with. Also other stuff like the background music. I'm comment on the song being played and the other person hasn't heard any of it. Not sure if it is related but once in a while everything is too loud. To the point I recognize it is me, not everyone around me actually being unreasonably loud. Some days I shop with wireless headphones / music to block the other sounds.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. I have hypersensitivity with strong single focus. Hyper sensitive senses of all kinds, but any other strong input makes everything overload and I can't understand a thing.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have just realized I am some sort of mutant freak. I can do this too. I have been known to hear something whispered in my next to my neighbours house. Sometimes it hurts my ears, because everything is too damn loud. It gets annoying.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a button on the equalizer of my radio (can't remember which) that I have to turn down completely otherwise it hurts my ears. I also can't hear right away if someone is talking to me because if I'm doing something, be it cooking or working on something, I'm completely doing it 100% and talk in my head. I use Loop Quiet Noise Reduction Earplugs in our home office because my husband's laptop fan is too noisy when he plays games and I keep a 2nd pair in my purse, mainly when I go to the dentist - it's loud in there with the TV and radio that are both playing. I use Quietbuds Noise Reduction in the bedroom but also in church when we used to go. This latter one has bad reviews (even my husband didn't like them) but I love them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can do this, and I think it is probably connected to auditory processing disorder, but I've never actually been tested.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I identify with this, even if it's my sister singing in the bathtub upstairs, I won't be able to concentrate on what my dad is saying, and I can hear when my parents are whispering in their room with the doors closed

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François Carré
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of annoying that we don't have built-in lids on our ears like we have for our eyes, right ?

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im the same noisy room forget it. Some talking quietly in the next room, I can hear you

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Richard Nichols
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens to me too. I can't make out words when there's background noise. I don't know how other people do it, it seems impossible to separate the words from the background noise.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is called audio processing disorder and is very common with adhd and autism among other things.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have selective hearing and sight, I dont control it. I didnt see or hear my poor coworkers first 4 she tried to say hi to me yesterday. I am still one of her favorit coworkers

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the same issue. Also, I sometimes have difficulty telling which direction a sound is coming from, especially if I'm someplace where there's an echo. I think it's an auditory processing disorder. But every time I get my hearing checked, they only do one ear at a time, with no background noise, and then tell me my hearing's fantastic.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I've never been diagnosed, but I've always had a suspicion that I have something like this. Try being a manager with auditory processing disorder in a noisy production facility trying to listen to your team and provide thoughtful direction when you hear everything everywhere all at once haha. My annual hearing tests always come back as the best in the building but people always think I'm hard of hearing because I hear them wrong or ask them to repeat themselves often when alarms go off, bottles are clinking, or other conversations are being had in nearby rooms. Sometimes I'll straight up forget I'm talking to someone because I hear something else that takes my attention away and my mind starts to wander, I'll then say a response to what I heard as if they said it and they look at me like I'm crazy haha

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh wow...first time I read this and this describes me! Background noises can be too loud and distracting for me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have sens. hearing I have since I was 10. So to me people are loud [well and some actually are.]. What's interesting is I don't have good hearing I mean it's alrite.

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Mary Rogers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't normally have this problem, but I did when I tried a hearing aid. It was maddening and disorienting to hear the background noise so loud that I couldn't hear others. But this was a cheap device. I suppose I should try a better quality one.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this problem too. In absence of background noise I can hear my wife 2 blocks away, normal speaking. But with noise I can't hear her in the next room. Makes us both nuts

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know right- I have that too- and I also am extremely disturbed by repetitive noises that happen to be the noises my brain focuses on-

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can do that too (unless it's ridiculous o'clock, like 3am for a flight) I always set my alarm just in case, but am usually awake 5 minutes before. Oops, this is meant for the post below re waking at the right time.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a combination of acute hearing with being unable to filter out unimportant sounds. Everybody filters out some 90% or more of what they're hearing. Unless an audiologist has actually detected that these people have acute hearing, they may simply have the latter condition, and simply believe that their hearing is acute because they hear things that others are not hearing, because others are filtering these sounds out.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noise canceling earbuds would be a godsend to you. Trust me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an amazing nose that probably should be for wines or perfumes. I can smell the faintest sent but gross smells can easily overwhelm me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can do this with my wife. I can hear what she is saying when I'm watching the football and know when to nod yes or no, even though I'm not listening to a word she is saying. The only problem is, sometimes she might say, " And what do you think"? Then the row begins.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am very sensitive to low frequencies and absolutely loathe any kind of enhanced bass. I rarely listen to new or doctored digital music for this reason. These frequencies stir me up so I want to destroy physical objects. It's sometimes frightening

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont w anna be an alarmist but not bejng able to tune out background noise is a sign of schizophrenia isnt it?

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Desperate-Acadia7438 said:
"Not me but my mom, if they have leftovers she can pick the exact right container it’ll fit into perfectly. It’s magical."

Rodyland replied:
"I have the exact opposite of this ability. No matter what, the container I choose is always the wrong size. If I try to play it off against itself and pick a different container before putting food in it, then the original container will have been the right size after all."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SPATIAL. You're also good at packing a suitcase or backpack, the fridge -- and you intuitively know where people are around you.

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Ryborg6900 said:
"I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought."

RaedwaldRex replied:
"That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "The last place I worked I could tell who had already arrived at work before me that morning by the smell(s) in the elevator. There was only one elevator as it was a small building. Kinda gross, but I freaked out a coworker because I was always right."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, so can I - Lynx (Axe) body spray should not be used so liberally, Jordon!

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Animals tend to like me more than the other people around. Found that out in my early thirties. Since then I now have my second dog. I'm able to form a deep bond to animals in a short amount of time. Sometimes dogs meet me and won't leave my side, even when the owner is shouting for them.

I would never say it's useless but I have several negative issues in my life that I would like to lose instead of being the animal friend."

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"I have an amazing memory for song lyrics. Every once in a while this helps my team win pub trivia."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this too. A song that I haven't heard in 5 years can come on, and I know all the words. I have suppress the urge to correct my mom when she sings the words wrong.

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"I have no object permanence, and it also works on people. Basically, if I don't see people often enough I just forget them."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I used to know when the phone (land line) would ring. I would go over the phone and wait a few seconds to pick it up before it rung. My mother was baffled by it and I also didn't understand why. Hasn't happened for the past 14 years now."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I never met anyone else who could do this. I would freak my friends, my grandparents, and my Mom out by telling them your phone is going to ring. I would just get a sense ofvibration like getting close to something running like a refrigerator. I was always asked what the lottery numbers would be that day.

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"I can always tell the correct time, within 5 minutes, without looking at a clock. I just know, ya know?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious: Have you ever tried this while cut off from direct or indirect daylight? I have heard that the sense of time is determined by the perceived light conditions.

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Finding 4 leaf clovers. I also have some 5 and 6 leaf ones. I just seem to have an eye for spotting the ones that don't match the pattern, and will find at least one on every country walk."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "My daughter has a parking fairy, basically she can pull into a shopping centre carpark and someone will pull out in front of her so she can park.

My mother-in-law had the same power."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Confirmation bias as well. My friend also says she can get great spots, just go to where you want to park and (almost always) she can find a great spot right up front. Brags about the ones she gets, ignore the times it didn't work

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I am a trivia savant.

'There's many things you can do with that.'

Yeah, win $20 off of bar tabs at pub trivia.

Otherwise, I never had finger dexterity to be a 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' contestant, and got third when I was on Jeopardy and won $1000.

Not bitter."

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"I can walk into a crowd of people and it naturally disperses. Have had this since high school, told my buddies-they laughed at me, until I walked onto a dance floor and soon had a 4ft open circle around me. They became believers. To be clear, I shower daily, wash and launder my clothes weekly, practice good hygiene, etc. I literally just walk into a crowd, and it disperses. Just did it last week at my local mall—started laughing and said, 'Shoulda video’ed it for the boys.'"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No offense, but are your mannerisms perceived as you being a psycho murderer or something?

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Positive-Source8205 said:
"I can find the slowest checkout line at the grocery store."

Silv0r replied:
"Haha that's something we all have in common! Never change your first impulse decision. I always regret the change of a queue."

fkenthrowaway replied:
"The trick is to always go to the one with the least amount of old people. I try to approximate the average age of a line and go to the lowest."

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#24

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can tell you exactly what episode of Golden Girls is coming on based on the first 10 seconds of the episode."

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40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird vagabond1022 said:
"I can tell the day of the week of any day in the year just by knowing two things: the day of the week of January 1st, and the year's number."

Briffy03 replied:
"We all could do that easily if humanity just decided to go for a 13 month, each with exactly 28 days, all starting with a Monday and ending with a Sunday, and 1 free party day each year. All would be perfectly nice, and humanity could have a one single day off we could just celebrate 'humanity-day' on."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this as being recommended as a world calendar about 70 years ago. There's also a second party day each leap year. I think it lost out because people don't like changes

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#26

"Making a woman love me.

Plot twist: I’m gay."

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#27

"I swear to god almighty I can sense death. When either someone close to me, or a very well known public figure (celebrity, politician, etc) is about to die, I can feel it. I can’t explain the feeling further than a spidey sense. I know it when I feel it, and moments after I feel it, someone f*cking dies. Either naturally or in a freak accident. I know this doesn’t sound useless, but it happens so quickly that I would have no time to do anything about it, therefore, useless. Other than being an early detection system I guess."

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#28

"I'm fantastic at killing flies and mosquitos by clapping them with my hands. Almost never miss."

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#29

"I've never really told anyone this before, but I think I remember being born. I've had these 'memories' my whole life. I'm in a completely enclosed space, with the space touching my skin and whole body, but not claustrophobic. Then there are moments where it's smooth, and then all... crunched up? Like a smooth piece of aluminum foil, then it's all wrinkled, then smooth again. It's dark, but also my eyes aren't open or closed. Sometimes I'll get this memory when I'm falling asleep. I can't think of anything else it could be."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could have H-SAM? (for clarification, I don't know if this is a legitimate disease. Google says it is, but Google also says that that pimple on my forehead is a symptom of severe oral cancer.)

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#30

explosivepro said:
"Ability to focus on an incredibly boring and repetitive task for hours with no incentive."

Godzilla1282 replied:
"Ah. An Old School Runescape player."

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#31

One_Eyed_Kitten said:
"I can move through time, but only into the future and only 1 second at a time."

Ok-Disk-2191 replied:
"I can do this also, but I've learnt that if you drink alcohol it can slow or speed time down or up."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can do this through GPS, arrive at 3:15 u say? I beat it by 1-5 minutes ") My own little competition against myself & I am not a speeder.

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#32

"I can remember and draw the floor plan of every place I’ve lived since the house I lived in until I was four years old. I can do this for the many different apartments I lived in for several years after college and could probably draw the floor plans for most of my friends’ houses and many of the houses I have looked at when house hunting."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember all 18 places I've lived in, every home that I've visited and the motel/hotel rooms I've stayed in. I thought that was normal. (Yes, I've actually lived in 18 places. I moved alot when I was younger. Lol!)

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#34

"I fix tech just by being there. I've lost count of the amount of times my wife/kids/students where I teach will shout 'it doesn't work', to which I walk over, inevitably causing whatever didn't work to start working again.

Spoiler: I just make sure they were doing what they wanted to do properly and make them read any error messages."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah ah. I do the opposite. My computer crashed so many times at work, the guys didn't know what to do anymore because rebooting was not a great option (it didn't work). The first time, they said I was typing too fast for the computer so they changed it. LOL. Then again and again, like every 2-3 months. They were really happy when I retired.

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#35

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Being able to work continuously to the point where my perception of time might make 8 hours seem like 30 minutes AND I get my work done to clock out on time."

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#36

"I can move my ears on command."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little, I read a book called "The Girl with the Silver Eyes" about a little girl who had telekinesis. It mentioned several times how she would push up her glasses without touching them, which, as a seven-year-old glasses wearer, I thought was really cool - so I set about trying to teach myself how to do it! (This is going somewhere, I promise! LOL!) I would sit and concentrate and concentrate, straining every muscle in my lil head and...gasp! Eventually, over a length of time that I can't remember because it was 40 years ago, I realized I could move my glasses a little bit! I was SO STOKED!! I WAS GONNA BE TELEKINETIC! This, Pandas, is how I taught myself to wiggle my ears!

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#37

seratoninsgone said:
"If I drop something by accident, I always somehow make the right decision to either move my foot out of the way or try and catch it with my foot."

Silv0r replied:
"The things I SHOULD catch (eggs, babies, you name it) I miss and fail badly. But things I should just let go (a 20 kg server, knife, mother-in-law), I always try to catch, haha."

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#39

"My useless super power is being double jointed in my ankles to the point I can turn both my feet around facing backwards. I was given the nickname crazy legs by a few of my classmates in high school. Its useless cuz not only does it freak people out, sometimes scaring off the more faint of heart but i stopped doing it entirely because the older I get it becomes a bit mire painful when I do it though I'm still definitely able to do pull it off. Most people my age aren't impressed and honestly in hindsight teenagers are impresses by dumb crap like what I'm able to do. Adult life isn't about impressing anyone but yourself or potential employers. More importantly life isn't a popularity contest."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh! My ring finger is double jointed! At that middle joint, it bends a little too much to the wrong way to be normal.

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#40

"I can listen to two conversations at once."

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