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You'd be surprised to learn just how many useless things there are in the observable universe. While there is the potential of anything and everything being actually useless, we have to be thankful that not anything and everything really is. But you never know how close humanity is teeter-tottering near that territory.

Whatever the case, there is one thing that is certainly absolutely useless and that is the red circle around anything that is just too obvious to not notice. Maybe you can interpret that it's there for the folks who are of questionable intellect to an extreme degree, but I digress.

There is actually an entire community dedicated to pointing out the uselessness of the red circle in the form of a subreddit very appropriately called r/uselessredcircle that points out all the red circles that are... you get the point.

More Info: Useless Red Circles

#1

Useless Red Rectangle

Nokia 3310 in a protective cover with humorous caption about its durability.

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XenoMurph
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this. I also had that cover. I was wearing it on my belt when I was hit by a snow plough while crossing the road. I sent flowers to the family of the driver.

bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i had a job in 1998-99 selling cell phones. we would set up a table somewhere in philly with a bunch of phones stacked underneath - this model included. we would run a credit check right there on the street and usually get a security deposit before just handing it out. RIP mci worldcom wireless

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Ben
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see this guy all the time and he cracks me up.

William Teach
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In reality, most of the phones back then were more durable, due to the plastic they were made with. However, they very often got liquid damage very easy. And the case was really more about having a belt clip.

Diego, Laura
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those things were almost bricks

Papersnake
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is t protect the ground against the Nokia of course

delicious
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

zara the squiddy squid has gone missing

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    #2

    My Mom Sent Me This Meme. I Love Her But Goddamn

    Doll announcement highlights obvious humor in caption with a red circle.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them are blind too, but they can't hear you asking about it.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    made me laugh. And I laughed more when I googled this is real. Just sell a hearing aid accessory and plop it on any doll and voila! hearing loss. though maybe this model has a magnet in her head to hold it on or some such. Cuz do you know what deaf people look like? They look like hearing people who can't hear you! Source: My deaf brother and deaf friends.

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no. The others can't hear you. They don't have hearing aids.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's exactly what I thought. Are they listening? Are they plotting?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. One more thing to be paranoid about. Dolls can hear. Except for the deaf ones.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know someone will buy them because.....

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    #3

    The Circle’s Purple, But

    Couple transformation after 6 months at the gym, humorous comment highlights obvious change.

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    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, depending on genetics and health issues, some people need a lot more than a gym membership to lose weight, and some people will never be as thin as society's ideal.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He somehow managed to put on weight though...

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    Robertas Lisickis
    BoredPanda Staff
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He actually took her weight it seems, which is absolutely romantic if you ask me.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he looks even bigger in the 2nd picture.

    mark glass
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She lost weight. He lost hair. Must have had different trainers.

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He waited in McDonalds near the gym. :D

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    outside in mcdonald ;)

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    #4

    Hmmmmmmemmmmmmmmmemmmm

    Cow in Australia eating a snake, highlighting the surprising food chain dynamics with a red circle around a comment.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a food chain, it's a food mesh.. anything goes!!

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food chain doesn't work in Australia; it suffered a workplace disability and is just drawing checks and watching Mother Nature go mad.

    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a big spaghetti

    Killing_Time_At_Work
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Australia we eat everything, I'm being serious i live in Melbourne nothing goes to waste especially if you travel and go up north. everyone needs to try kangaroo trust me

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cows are vegetarian, that's why it's weird. It's not a person eating a snake. And your kangaroos are like our deer, and a lot of people eat venison (deer meat)

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    liam mckirdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everywhere else "the circle of lifeeeeeee" australia "the l̵̢̧̡̡̡̢̢̫̲̪̦̱͕̮̻͕̲̠̰͓̼̤͓̘̝̮̜̣̮̱͇̟̖̹̦̦̅́́̇̽͑͛́̅̓̈̾͐̅͑̾̑̔̆̀̓̕͜͝͝ą̸̛͈͔͖̟͓̜̜̞͙̯̞̻͆̀̍̽̒̏̉̓͌̄̓́̔͗̍́̾̍̆́̒̌͆͑̐̒̒̐͐̉̀̈̎͆̆͊͊̿̾̂̊͊̕͠͠͠͝͠c̵̨̢̧̛̮̬̘̣̥͎̪̠̥̲̩̪̱̭̝̝̜̪͍̗̥͍͍̩̯̘͈̺̳̮̼̰͕̫̹͉͉̟͕̗̿̅̂̐̀̔̈́̈́͋̓͌̆̓̋͂̉̓̇͌̽͛͋͂͒̎̾̾̓̋̅̎̐̈́͘̚͜͠͠m̷̛͇̫͓̹͍̯̜͚͍̅̄̆̔̑̾͊̾̀̆̿̇̄́̓͛͛̑͘͝͠ę̸̢̡̢̡̛̛̪͔̯̦̯͎̠͉̥͔͇͍̝͎̻͖͔̮̲̐͑̿̈́̈́͌͒̍͌̇̍̎͋̆̍̐̀͐̊̅͑́̚͘͜͠s̶̞͙͍̭̳̦̹̳͂̉̽͌́̽̾̑͐̃͛̒̏̎̽͊͛̏̑̕͝ͅg̷̡̨̛̣̮̱̜̠͕̳̩̼̪͈̰̦̱̞̼̘͙̗̻̗̯̬̜̯͎͈̤̪̱͕̲͈̺̱̼͎̖̠͔͙͓͚̊̈́̉̈̓̋̀̉̎̃͂̊͗̕͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅ of life"

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matter of fact- Koalas, Giant Pandas, and Three-toed Sloths are the only pure herbivores living today. Allof the others consume other animals to some degree. On that note, Polar bears, seals, Sea Lions, Walruses and Whales are the only living pure Carnivores, or hypercarnivores as they are known in scientific circles.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's getting high on the venom

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    #5

    Sample Text

    Sign with a red circle highlighting obvious instructions and a humorous illustration below reading "Savage."

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    busymum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm brazilian, the word 'push' in English is very close to our word 'puxe' in Portuguese but 'puxe' means 'pull'. Needles to say I always get it wrong, every single time.

    Sparks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend do this so I find this very funny --than I should. Brings me right back.

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    The subreddit was created back in late 2017 by Redditor u/Teekeks, with whom Bored Panda got in touch for an interview, after seeing a video of a borderline car crash (more like truck, and not really a crash, more of a stunt-filled near-accident... I am getting really off track here) and a subsequent comment thread that followed it.

    Don’t worry, everyone involved in the supposed accident was fine, but what was not fine was what one of the commenters called “the single most useless indication circle I have ever seen.” And if you see it, you’ll understand the magnitude of that comment.

    #6

    Thanks For Pointing Out

    A toddler plays near a large tire, circled in red, humorously illustrating obvious contradictions in job experience demands.

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't have at least 10 years of experience by the age of 22? At 22, I actually had 22 years of experience. (It helps of course if your potential employer doesn't specify the type of experience!)

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once went to a local place "Dishwasher needed" while in college-- -they wanted someone with 15 years experience.... I was only 19... told em I got my first job at Denny's when I was 4....

    Rahim Carlock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay Dad, start her up and let's go.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Christmas Program: Tools for Tots.

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul"" -Sixteeen Tons

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    Mr Old School Cool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Training and helping new people is not something we do here”

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding? I don't think you can get an office assistant job without a degree.

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    #7

    Hilarious Response

    Sign and Reddit comments with a red circle, emphasizing humorous text exchange about dads and daughters.

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    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please apply water to this BURN 🔥

    John Blackheart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah dads don't have ugly daughters 😇

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if you (Ari and Aroace) are joking or not but just in case that you are not: I think John meant that Dads will always think their daughters are beautiful, regardless of their looks.

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    Tams21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or pretty daughters with gun loving dad's that leave said guns lying around in the house.

    Wendy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE - ☺

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    #8

    Thanks For Circling! Wouldn't Have Seen It Otherwise

    Social media post with a red circle highlighting a humorous comment: "You can do better."

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    signed JT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would still be rejected

    Random
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang u guys be burnin the world

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a compliment and a burn all in one....I've.. I've never seen this before and I love it

    #9

    Thanks For Pointing Out

    Red circle highlighting obvious answer in a humorous text with student and teacher reactions.

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    Druklet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher, if I have to use this form of questioning, I ask the students to use a different colour pencil for each question..

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what kind of quiz is this? What class would even teach this assortment of things at the same time: Mona Lisa, Romeo and Juliet, first US hamburgers, something about telephones and cartoons?

    Diego, Laura
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teachers hate this ....oh well.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Not fooling anyone. Getting all marked wrong.

    Paul Aguilera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this how string theory was born?

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would personally have rather done word problems than match such things up!

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    #10

    It Would Be Funny

    TV screen showing a penguin with subtitles "Speaking Penguinese" highlighted by a red circle, emphasizing the obvious.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rare Alaskian Hobo Penguin.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penguins live in the Antarctic, a world away from Alaska in the Arctic. But if there was one, this would be it 😉

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    Ari_The_Wanna_Be_Hedgehog 🦔
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's like on Netflix when the minions (from despicable me) are speaking sometimes it says [ speaking minonese ] and I am like wtf is minonese!!

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY! They do this on the DVDs too! I just want to know what they are saying!

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    Dunja Blackwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love that cartoon as a kid. I think it's polish.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and her little girl (30 years ago in the UK) used to be in hysterics at Pingu, but I never got it.

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    The subreddit is rather straightforward with its presentation and the bulk of its content. The description pretty much says it all: “for images or videos where something obvious got highlighted with a red circle or outline.”

    But simplicity is often a cause for people to challenge themselves and to dive deeper into the crux of things, explore the vast unknown and unexpected... which is another great subreddit, but I digress.

    Because it’s not just about a useless red circle. It’s also the emphasis on how ridiculous the whole situation is. It’s about finding all red circles, both artificial and natural, those found in the wild on bottles and Xboxes. It’s meta on another level. (This is besides the content around the circles.)

    This is where Redditor wit knocks it up a notch (or several) and creativity begins. Ultimately, after a few scrolls, you’ll start noticing red circles everywhere, possibly snapping a pic and uploading it to the subreddit. You see what it does to you?!

    #11

    Ah Yes, I Almost Missed That

    Restaurant sign with red circle highlighting an offer: girlfriend 5% off, wife 10% off, both a free meal.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you’re in a poly or open relationship then I guess it might work for everyone

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if your third is male? Totally discriminatory...

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering what the main course is at Meow Mein's eatery?

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody circled the "Meow" in "Meow Mein"?

    heather7d@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think “meow” is a good word to put in the name of your Chinese restaurant…

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned over the names of the restaurant...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinese people: "Stop with the we eat cats stereotype! We don't do that any more. (very much). Also Chinese people: (Names their restaurant Meow) I know, it's probably a name or something but it made me laugh

    Clarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question here though is, what do they serve? Do they serve you cats to eat, or do they serve cats food? Meow Mein's is a confusing name.

    Adashimalover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *the poly lesbian relationships* FREE MEALS ALL AROUND

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is bold humour in the land of unlimited weaponry and firepower.

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    #12

    Blue

    Identical twins studying; humorous comment highlights obvious naming quirk in article about online group.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That too, with correct spelling! Not like Valydictoriann or something..

    GalacticAngel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they mean that they are valedictorian and salutatorian, not that their names are that? I'm confused

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that’s what it means. Those aren’t their actual names.

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    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Named as in they received the honor of…not as in that’s what their parents named them.

    air jordan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i know who was not named valedictorian...

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do valedictorian and... whatever that is... mean?

    hel leen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are top 1 and top 2 graduates in high school.

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    Catlady6000
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can actually see this, in some cultures, children are named according to what their parents hope for them. So, you might find someone named Attorney, Doctor, Neurosurgeon or President. The names Judge and Major are quite common here in the US. At least Val and Sal are "normal." They are definitely better than Kaighdin or Braighdin.

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated to the twins, the first thing I thought of with the school name was Scott's tots lol

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    #13

    Because

    Text meme with a red circle highlighting a comment, "Because you are eating shampoo," under an image of a person with bubbles.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! If you do it, your poo will just be a sham!

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    Rahim Carlock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there are others who need to use the bathroom.

    Josh W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is soapy water touching her eye. That makes me shiver in a bad way.

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have rabies and are foaming out of your mouth.

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did once accidentally and it tastes HORRIBLE!

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't hate you. We just want you to drown

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is sucking on bath water. Yum.

    Milky Way Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What it's good don't knock it till ya try it 😙✌️

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    #14

    Another One For Yall

    A cat with a blurred face in a red circle, humorously highlighted in the street scene.

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! Reminds me of the original "Invisible Man" movie!

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had a baby with the Invisible man would it be transparent?

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    AnnaRachelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao!!! I have 4 cats,getting a collar on them can be tricky at times,heaven knows how they got that on!

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now of ours would sit still for it and if you somehow did get it on it wouldn't stay on for long.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not dare to attempt this with my cats. I value my limbs, thank you.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even get my cat to stand up if I put a leash on her. This one will wear a mask.

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there was a cat in the 4-wheeler. tire LOL

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the cats I've lived with, there wasn't one who would've tolerated this.

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    #15

    Time For A Test

    Truck with a humorous sign highlighted by a red circle, reading "Test Your Airbag Here".

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    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough, 1950's pinup model and actress Jayne Mansfield is the reason those bars on the back of the trucks were invented. I'm sure they would have been invented regardless, but she is credited for it. She died when the Buick she was riding in slid under a big truck. Her daughter Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order SVU) was in the back seat with two siblings. The children and one or two dogs survived, but all three adults and at least one dog perished in the accident.

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    GlamourGhoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things are there thanks to Jayne Mansfield.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the airbag deploys, you've gone too far.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but I don't care for that lower-case "i". :-)

    Bettye McKee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did and they worked perfectly. Totaled my vehicle though.

    Random
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG yes I need that for my dads truck it looks like a freeing monster truck

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    When the majority of subreddits have specific rules for what content they allow, this one keeps it self-explanatory and fairly liberal.

    “Ideally, [the post] is something a user found with a useless highlight somewhere in the wild, but just crossposts from other subreddits and some self-created memes that follow the topic are also allowed (as long as they don’t get out of hand in post frequency),” explained Teekeks.

    This in turn also allows for some meta humor, i.e. the aforementioned red bottle rings and Xbox rings of death. But in moderation, as explains Teekeks: “Those kinda posts can be quite fun and a change from the usual topic of the subreddit. But the problem with those is that people tend to go overboard and I end up with 20-30 exactly identical new posts that all are just of that meme kind from time to time.”

    #16

    High School To... What?

    Yearbook quote highlighted with a red circle emphasizes the obvious humor when read backwards.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if she goes into school high will she hit the high score ?

    Natasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the point, but she so pretty! I love her hair!

    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all went to high school, i went to school high……………..says it what is

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My innocent mind was all, “okay, ‘llay tnew ot hgih…’ then I caught on

    Turnip and a Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she wants you to read her name backwards.

    delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lad little innocent na am I, high been never I've

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A measure of maturity will be whether she looks back on that and thinks it is cringe or the coolest moment of her life.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her name! Treasure White! treasure white? white treasure?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well okay, but etihW erusaerT seems like an odd name.

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    #17

    She Even Printed Them In Colour

    Two people sitting at a cafe with a red circle highlighting something too obvious to miss on a menu.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish no luck to that a*****e.

    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one? I'm a little tired tonight.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inference is that the guy cheated and the woman has printed screenshots of the guy's illicit conversations. You're allowed to be tired, it's okay

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    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that is actually kind of absurd to assume that those are printed out messages, stating he cheated. My opinion js

    crivvy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she's telling him to date and initial each page

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    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it could be their own conversations, printed out as memory keepsakes... maybe he's trying to propose... I'm just trying to look at the positive, people 😁

    LovingKnuckle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this before and always wondered people automatically assume that he was the one that cheated. Maybe he just handed her those papers as evidence of her cheating.

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this photo before and I think people are inferring too much. Their body language seems relaxed with each other and his expression seems to be one of concern. This doesn’t read like a confrontation between them.

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked to back up the data. She obliged.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know he's not the one showing the printouts to her?

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg look at his face in the first one already lolol

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look at the expression on his face.

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    #18

    I Don't Need A Circle To Tell Me Where The Moon Is

    Solar eclipse with a glowing red circle highlighting the obvious celestial event.

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    #19

    Dad Asks Me To Buy Lamps From IKEA

    Red circle highlighting a lamp on a wall display with price tags visible, emphasizing obvious detail.

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    Mirabelle Skyrim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Nymåne' (the name of the lamp) means 'new moon' in Swedish. Most of the bits and pieces sold by IKEA have a meaning in Swedish.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of them have a meaning in Swedish! They're also diverted into different categories, like every bed has a flower name, every lamp has the name of a town etc.

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    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the please? Come on, just be nice, it doesn’t cost extra…

    Wini Wimms
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What currency is that? 199.90 „money“ for this tiny lamp? It is about 20 bucks where i live. I would not expect such a high amount in a country with English as the native language (at least OP is talking english with his dad)🙈

    #20

    The F*ck Am I Doing

    Red circle highlighting "how to hack google" search result, meme about obvious things people miss.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that google doodle? When was it there?

    Beetle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was for Earth Day or some space event in history, I'm not sure

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    Queen of cats and candy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only none whon just searced that or no?

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    Speaking of the community, it grew rapidly in the 6 years since its founding, now amounting to 177,000 members posting useless red (and other-colored) circles around very obvious things.

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    “The community consists mostly of people who just want to share their funny pictures they found and people discussing the topic of the post itself. I try to keep the discussion as open as possible, while also not allowing bigotry,” elaborated Teekeks.

    #21

    Instagram Is On A Whole Other Level

    Dinosaurs seated at desks in an office, one highlighted with a red circle, illustrating an obvious detail in a parallel universe.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be a Commadore IT Department. They're extinct too.

    everett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, circle one dinosaur, there's only 4 others.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the other four uncircled people in inflatable T-Rex costumes are business as usual?

    Storm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In durassic language

    signed JT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah we just be choppin dem cacti down

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing but respect for the marketing team that managed to get everyone to want to wear their dinosaur costume for all sorts of random stuff

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is if it is air conditioned.

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    #22

    Useless Thumbnail

    YouTuber's thumbnails show red circles highlighting obvious things, with a shocked face reacting to the scene.

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these, and then it's about cooking bananas

    Deedee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These annoy me so much, I refuse to watch channels that do this tbh

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the exact spot in the woods where somebody claimed they once saw something interesting and unbelievable except THEY sound interesting and unbelievable so they probably imagined it or lied but we made a 23 minute video about it anyway.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking... might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's him

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    delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no fr this is every youtube thumbnail

    LIAM THE GOD ∞ KITTY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still can't tell whatis in EITHER of the circles. they both are filled withn BLUUUUUUURRRRRR. but, if i am not bkind, i faintly seea little cartoon girl.

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind it, if its an actual frekin screenshot related to the game, like Marcel Vos , he always makes the screenshots feel legit

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    #23

    Thought We Wouldn’t Notice!

    Image with red circles highlighting obvious elements in scenes from movies and animations.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah no I was today years old when I saw this.

    Random
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DUDE I love both of those movies

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top is from Lilo and Stitch, the bottom is Thanos and his henchman from one of the Avengers movies

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After watching so many superhero, sci-fi, and action movies, the characters, sets, and plots all seem to form this gigantic amalgamation in my memory.

    Elam Pack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly kind of a stretch

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a poorly drawn cartoon should always be the reference for how something should look "IRL".

    Greg Wilhelm
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    #24

    I Already Knew It Was The Olympics After The First Four Circles. Completely Unnecessary

    Five Olympic rings on a white background, each a different color.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we don't confuse it with Audi I guess.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or an Audit, if you're Peter Griffin?

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are those colours because the flag of every country in the world has at least one of those on theirs.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the first four would mean it's an Audi.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, red-green colourblind, the last two circles are almost the exact same colour. Yeah, so in order to be inclusive, drop the last circle.

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    #25

    Emojis Suck

    Man using a vintage phone handset plugged into a smartphone, with red circles highlighting this obvious contrast.

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I left one of my necklaces at home???

    LIAM THE GOD ∞ KITTY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " i better ride a car carrying my car to go into my house and then go to my room that has the necklace room in it so i can get the chest with the necklace chest in it." yeah, i PURPOSELY tyed it like that because he is excessive, as we can see.

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    C .Hunger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if it saves me from hearing his whole conversation on the train...

    Rocco MZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one for awhile. Was easier to use when laying bed chatting on the phone.

    Istvan Kozak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this pic I got to be Mac and style. Love the guy sitting next to him was he like 70 years old and wearing teenager clothes. Some people never grow up

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does..does this work because I gotta know..

    Steven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is no different from any other headset using a 3.5mm plug. Instead of a headband, it has a handle.

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    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably STILL on speaker

    karen Young
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His momma don't want to he talking to anyone who is on one of those new fangled phones.

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    #26

    Children

    Sign about aggressive pelicans, highlighted by a red circle, warning against feeding them.

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    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pelicans will eat whatever they can get down their throat. Even if it won't fit, they will still at least try. It gets even worse with some of the larger species too. I've seen a pelican try to eat a capybara, and even try to eat a bear cub. Giant White pelicans are actually a big issue with risking stopping out other bird population because they have no issues going to a nesting site and just walking around, snapping up newly hatched chicks whole the parents just watch because they can't do anything about it.

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't proofread. It should say "wiping out", not "stopping out". Damn autocorrect.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they won't eat a WHOLE child. At least not all in one go. You'd have time to get the rest back.

    raisin hippo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid's expression in the back lol

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get rid of unwanted children.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go on... I have a pelican feed place near my house 🤔

    Random
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DUDE can I eat the children instead

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    #27

    I Stole This From Instagram

    Woman talking to a person with a mushroom head, highlighted by a red circle, illustrating an obvious visual pun.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slices up guy's head and fries it with onions, galic and a little brown sugar, then serves it on a t-bone steak with baked potatoes and crisp fresh broccoli on the side* Oh god I'm so hungry.

    Alice Landers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like a mushroom sometimes ....in the dark and covered with s1it

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three mushroom pizzas for this fun guy.

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    #28

    Pineapple Pizza Good Or Bad?

    Pizza order without pineapple, red circle highlighting a handwritten note refusing to add it, found in an online group.

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    porgsarecool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pineapple is good on pizza

    Ovar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares dude, that's your job!

    PunkRock*Bottom*
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like pepperoni with pineapple and jalapeno the sweetness of the pineapple and the spiciness of the jalapeno is amazing

    PATTY HERBERT
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a speck of oil on the $5 bill??????? It’ would have been touching parts of the pizza—leaving oil marks. Hmmmmmm

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what else is on it! Me personally Love pineapple eggplant artichoke hearts black olives and pesto with goat cheese

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to hate it but now I love it! Umami.

    Genesis Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well. I think if you work in food service, you do not have the right to actively be Judgey McJudgerton about people's food choices. You can think it is gross all you want, but if that is what the customer wants and pays for, then that is what they should get. The only exception is if the place is actually all out of a topping. But to refuse to complete an order just because you personally hate it? No, that is not right.

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    #29

    😂

    Among Us meme with red circle highlighting the word "air" to emphasize the obvious.

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    Diego, Laura
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's how air vents work! I thought it was different!OMG!!!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happened in a match.

    Random
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that was possible

    Peaches
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're Gwyneth Paltrow then the air might be infused anywhere

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see this superhero who can see air.

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    #30

    Wow This Red Circle Really Made My Xbox Useless

    Red circle highlighting an illuminated green power button, symbolizing an obvious detail not to miss.

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    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you do not go posting this f*****g pic without a thousand trigger warnings 😭

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this one time and I read online if I wrap the xbox in a towel and let it run for 24hrs, turn it off and then back on it should work. What do I have to lose?...IT WORKED. Still works to this day after like 11 years.

    Taysha Kovar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *triggered* Went through 3. Two of which, thankfully, happened before the warranty expired.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like it's giving you the finger

    Sh_alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red ring of death absolutely infuriated my husband. We had the 360 for maybe a little over a year, and it completely crapped out on him out of nowhere.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the official gamer name is the red ring of death. So... we're gatekeeping circles.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I went with play station.

    delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly, you cant press the on button with the ring of fire surrounding it

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    #31

    Thank God It's There, I Was Struggling To See It

    Thank God It's There, I Was Struggling To See It

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait to be able to do this, just once to unlock the achievement

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the '70's, the youngest child was the remote.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate is when my parents do that, they have things called “muscles’ and “ability to move”

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids do this, not mom's.

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    #32

    Kind Of Obvious

    Kind Of Obvious

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    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a flashlight stuffed with wet macaroni. That's what it is.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my god they make ANYTHING "smart" these days! Can you imagine the analysis stats popping up on your notifications? "Today you only released 2ml and its consistency was too thin. You are probably jacking too often."

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incelpablo communicating with riley reid fleshlight.... I am out of here

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that know what that would look like - with Tatts on its spine looking like she’s Riley Reid (ok).

    Adashimalover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the anime in the PFP from Charlotte

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    #33

    Thanks, Because I Didn't Know Where The Soda Came Out

    Thanks, Because I Didn't Know Where The Soda Came Out

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    #34

    Nice

    Nice

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also like the one next to it. "I'm gonna stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding."

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But someone censored ask(s)..!

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    #35

    I Can See The Red Dot Just Fine, Target 🙄

    I Can See The Red Dot Just Fine, Target 🙄

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    Tracy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me just realizing Targets logo is an "evil eye" just in red...wth?

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    #36

    Thanks Astronomers, I Wouldn't Notice The Black Hole Otherwise

    Thanks Astronomers, I Wouldn't Notice The Black Hole Otherwise

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you won’t recognise it unless it’s eating something at the moment or if you can see the stars warped behind it. Blackholes warp spacetime so much that you can see the all the sides of a blackhole at once if you look at it from any point. It can also warp time so the closer you go to a blackhole, the slower you appear to be moving to an observer even though time is passing normally for you. Just before you pass the Event Horizon (the point of no return), you will appear to freeze in time and appear to become redder and redder (because the light is fighting the force of gravity from the blackhole so it shifts to a longer wavelenght that is red light) before fading away after a very long period of time.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for such a long comment, I find blackholes really fascinating and really wanted to share this fact

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cant see black holes the reflect all matter so all you get is a reflection of what is on the other side

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually absorb light so you can’t see them reflect. They warp spacetime and it bends the path of light coming from behind it or from any other side so you see all sides of a blackhole from any one point.

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The event horizon!

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