40 Times Men Revealed Their Delusional Expectations Of Women Online And Were Rightfully Shamed For Them

Guys lets start wearing some revealing clothes so we can help with equality.

Are there really so many entitled males in that country? All these posts and others seam to suggest so. I have never in my life (I‘m f38) met, seen or heard of any man behaving like this in real life. Every man I know and have ever known is a normal human being with whom I can talk about anything and be nice to as much as I want. Regardless if it is a friend, a neighbour, the husband of a friend, a random stranger, a cashier or a coworker! I never met a „nice guy (tm)“. Why are your men so deranged?

They like it when Dave's not here

Run!

I'd keep a close eye on this one as he almost sounds like a 'if I can't have you no-one can' kinda guy.

Wow, so resourceful! Exactly what a woman needs! /s

CALLED OUT

If you have to manipulate, then it’s not free will.

And by the way, men also write sex scenes as fantasy. You think they write them as journalism?

Who wants a mustache ride?

Now thats a romântic question....... I have 44 almost 45 years old, had 2 serious relationships, and a few more casual ones, never once in my f*****g life i asked that to a woman.

Wait till you hear about babies and what they need to live!

Narcissist.

Psycho.

Try another cafe.

That's a question for your doctor, my guy.

Incel alert

I have no words for this… Bored Pandas, look away while I deal with this monstrosity of a twat of a human being, preferably with wrecking his internet connection

I prefer when men at least ogle both breasts. When they make it singular, the other one feels so left out. /j

That's not gonna happen.

Why do you think people would like that?!?

It’s obvious what you did wrong: You forgot to beat your chest with both fists.

That is so not real blood.

"I bid you a good evening" - literally pictured him tipping his fedora as he typed that XD

I'd be marching straight to HR with these texts.

Save for money for a psychiatrist

Can't you just take care of it yourself, eh, single-handedly? You only think you 'need' all this. Why do I get the feeling that when he does 'f*****g eXpLoDe' that there could potentially be guns and innocent people involved?!

You are why sex workers exist and God knows they earn their money. Pay one to fix your problem and you will both be glad. You already feel like s**t, so how could paying a professional make you feel worse?

No. You need a psychiatrist.

The problem is he wants something you typically have in a good romantic relationship but he's not capable of seeing women as anything other than a way to have sex.

Hey folks, here's a true statement: I haven't had sex in almost 13 YEARS. And guess what!? Nothing. I don't care. It doesn't matter. And it doesn't cause psychosis.

I... am utterly baffled by what this guy thinks he brings to the table. I see no indication that he thinks of a partner as anything more than a sex object for his own pleasure. Like, dude, this is exactly how you DON'T attract a mate.

Bonk. You go to horny jail.

You need therapy

For heavens sake, go and pay a prostitute

Omg, this guy is going to rape/murder someone. JFC.

Dude, go to the spicy shop and get a pocket pu$$y. jeez

His sperm overload have migrated to and replaced his brain.

So many men just seem to think that women are another species that they can f**k and forget.

That is horrendous.

Ummm…..I’m really hoping this guy isn’t a pilot. Or brain surgeon.

Oh my ... just a bit of imagination and a hand will fix any of these issues that don't require immediate medical attention.

LOL! Women getting blamed for loser men being loser men.

"do women not like being handled by a man?" No, no we don't and that may be the first clue as to why he can't have a relationship (or whatever he's whining for). But if he's in the U.S., I DARE him to go to any social security office for disability payments with this description and see what he gets

"handled" vomit

crying in incel

Masturbate like the rest of us, incel.

It is very hard to have skin hunger and to never touch anyone, but it seems pretty clear why this guy can't be with someone.

F*****g pay for it already

Perhaps some of you gentlemen could explain to this ... person ... some of his other options for dealing with his condition.

Women are not asexual, but he's certainly trying.

These are the kind of guys that shoot up a class full of women

Explode then.

It sounds like he's constantly thinking of women and becoming aroused so he continues to think about women, which keeps him aroused. Go take a cold shower and use this thing called will power to control your thoughts.

Apparently sexlessness affects spelling too.

INCEL

He sound just a little needy!