The subreddit 'Sad Cringe' is a tricky one. It's a place for awkward and embarrassing situations that also make you feel sad, and the ambiguous emotional cocktail really tests you.

As you may have seen from our publications on this popular online community here and here, the subject matter varies from post to post. From questionable baby gender reveals to unfortunate exchanges with Uber drivers, you never know what you're gonna see scrolling through.

However, one of the recurring themes is men and women. And there's a good reason for it. While both of these groups are responsible for a lot of messed up romances, many guys seem to have totally unreasonable expectations of ladies. I mean, just see for yourself!

#1

Sometimes I Read Stuff Like This And Pray Those People Are Joking

Sometimes I Read Stuff Like This And Pray Those People Are Joking

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DennyS (denzoren)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys lets start wearing some revealing clothes so we can help with equality.

Mary Lou
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't work unfortunately: It''s a well known fact that (straight) guys showing skin, just do it to be more comfortable in hot conditions. Whereas women do it to sexually provoke Andrew and because they don't care enough about feminism! You could basically go naked without defying that rule - they might charge you for exebitionism though...

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Mickysixxx
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not the bosom department 🤣😂

Mistiekim
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that’s on the second floor in the Macy’s at my mall

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Tamra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What...what does equality have to do with what I wear? It's early, I haven't had caffeine, perhaps I'm missing some brilliant point.

XenoMurph
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Andrew feels jealous because he doesn't feel comfortable showing a bit of shoulder. I'm more daring, I once showed some.... ankle. hehehe

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DC
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As far as I know, he is not prohibited from wearing any of these, or nothing but a hideously small underpants. It may be seen as unfit, and maybe usual woman's clothes on him may be seen as unfit as well, but that's something else. So, come on, man, put some deed into your words. Wear a nice, short, interestingly patterned dress. To work. When the higher ups are in house.

Honu
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Patriarchy: Men are intellectually superior to women. Women are ruled by emotion. Therefore, men should be in charge of society. Also patriarchy: Men cannot control themselves if they see female skin therefore women have to restrict themselves to save us from our beastly nature.

shawna Reich
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's not our fault you act like a 12 yr old that never saw shoulders. Now i dont wear anything too revealing but if i am showing skin and youre poppin like a snake, that's on you buddy. i will not "dress" completely covered up in fear of you havin some 'issues'. a girl can smile at you and you take that as we're interested when we are being polite, so dont give me one of that b.s. lolgrow up

IamMe
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine how hard it is for us women going to the beach. All those topless men, with their man flesh on display. Only in winter can they truly become our equals.

Courtney Christelle
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men literally walk around in public shirtless.

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whats your sexual response got to do with equality? Women are people too you know.

Niki A
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we should be able to wear what we want and not be afraid to go outside? I mean, equality is treating people with respect as people.... not because they conform to your standards, Sir.

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    #2

    Guy Thinks A Girl Was Begging For Sex When She Was Nice To Him At Lunch

    Guy Thinks A Girl Was Begging For Sex When She Was Nice To Him At Lunch

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there really so many entitled males in that country? All these posts and others seam to suggest so. I have never in my life (I‘m f38) met, seen or heard of any man behaving like this in real life. Every man I know and have ever known is a normal human being with whom I can talk about anything and be nice to as much as I want. Regardless if it is a friend, a neighbour, the husband of a friend, a random stranger, a cashier or a coworker! I never met a „nice guy (tm)“. Why are your men so deranged?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but "that country"? What country do you think this took place in? If you're going to say "America" (or really any specific country), I'd like to pull out the many articles I can find on a quick Google search of all the creepy stalker dudes assaulting/stalking/raping/murdering/etc women in YOUR country. Creepy pervert stalkers are NOT endemic to only one country.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I held a door open for a woman with a kid in a pushchair the other day. She said 'You're very kind, thank you', I said 'Nah, I'm just trying to delay going into work', she chuckled. According the guy above, she must want me!

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You held the door? Damn you must be drowning in kittens (you know what word i meant)

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ended up with a stalker for years because I was nice to him when he came to my place of WORK where I HAD TO be polite to customers. Luckily, I worked and lived at a resort, and he lived way out of town, so it wasn’t constant. Had to change jobs and let reception know about him—-because the a******s at my old job told him where I was working, ffs!—-and they were heroes who kept him away. But he didn’t stop until I got married.

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why more and more women are acting indifferently towards men in public, because men think women being friendly = they want to hop into bed with them.

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumping to conclusions, lvl 100

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we don't talk to any man we aren't already friends or related to.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheer entitlement of some people, that leads them to believe basic human socialising and friendly interactions, means they're entitled to sex is STAGGERING!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god, why do guys think this way? Just because someone is nice to them it doesn't mean they want to have s*x. I want to talk to the people who raised guys like this and ask them why they failed their sons so hard.

    TJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh...some people actually think cause you smile and/or are nice to them you automatically wanna shag them.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the opposite problem in high school. If a girl ever flirted with me I was too awkward to notice or actually do anything. I literally had a girl say "you know you can kiss me, right?" And I was caught off guard and said "oh, ok" snd still didn't kiss her

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    It's not a cliché that men just don't understand women. There's actual research suggesting guys really do struggle to read women's emotions. At least from their eyes.

    We know this because Boris Schiffer, a researcher at the LWL-University Hospital in Bochum, Germany, and his colleagues put 22 men between the ages of 21 and 52 (with an average age of 36) in a functional magnetic resonance imaging scanner, which uses blood flow as a measure to measure their brain activity.

    The scientists then asked the men to look at images of 36 pairs of eyes, half from men and half from women, and guess the emotion those people felt.

    #3

    A Woman In My Neighborhood Was Followed By A Man While She Was Jogging And Posted A Safety Warning To Let Others Know. This Guy Pops Up In The Chat

    A Woman In My Neighborhood Was Followed By A Man While She Was Jogging And Posted A Safety Warning To Let Others Know. This Guy Pops Up In The Chat

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like it when Dave's not here

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless I’m about to jog into the path of an oncoming train, please leave me the f*** alone, whatever you are.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun story: I was once walking into town when I was about 17. Some random guy approaches me from behind, saying 'excuse me'. I turned around, and he deadass asks me if I'll be his gf. Never met the guy in my life, and he was waaaay older than me. It was creepy af.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We apparently have different definitions of "fun". Seriously, yikes!

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s right, not all men are creeps, but Dave certainly is. (Actually, that would be a good response next time someone does say “Not all men…” Just say: “No, you’re right, not all men are x but by the sound of it, you are….”)

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave is the guy that I heard complaining this summer about people ruining the beach for him while blasting "music" from his s****y speaker on the said beach.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalking is NOT trying to “have a chat”. Guys, even though you might be harmless, we cannot read your minds. If you act in any way that might be perceived as threatening—-like following us around when all we want to do is be left alone to take a jog—-we are going to react with fear. So, drop that as a means to “have a chat”. Wait until there’s an opportunity to naturally strike up a harmless conversation to introduce yourself. Then wait, as the ball would now be in her court, not yours—-this is real life, not a movie, and it is definitely NOT porn. Back off and let her decide she’s comfortable around you. If she is, then don’t try to force or speed up anything. If it happens, it happens. Just like any normal interaction with anybody, male or female, you cannot force it. Statistically speaking, it may not go the way you’d like it to, so don’t get all pissy and vengeful. Be gracious about it, ffs. Everyone has the right to like someone without being attracted to them, or not like them at all—-without having to live in fear of a nasty and/or violent reaction from them because of it. In other words, act like a normal mentally and emotionally balanced person, for f**k’s sake!

    Wendy Herman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could give you 5M upvotes, I would. You nailed it perfectly. Thank you, Kathryn.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You should be flattered that a man wanted to talk to you, but instead you gave me attitude. Women are so ungrateful. You should be thanking me." ~Mr. NiceGuy™

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would want to come to a screeching halt in the middle of a run to "chat"?

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    #4

    This Guy Who Expects Gifts On His Girlfriend's Birthday, And Who Clearly Doesn't Know What Birthdays Are

    This Guy Who Expects Gifts On His Girlfriend's Birthday, And Who Clearly Doesn't Know What Birthdays Are

    GirlNBoyMom Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sylvia, it's my birthday soon, you can afford to buy us both something.

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    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give him the gift of being single... run away!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our birthday...plays communist anthem.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hon, I bought us this adorable little black dress to share. You can wear it to cocktail parties and stuff."

    Screaming Pumpkin guts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl needs to move on to dating girls /joking...ish

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...if I had those two boyfriends back to back I'd consider it.

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might be excusable if you're under 3 years old and your sibling has a birthday. Get both feet out of the door immediately!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but *one* foot out the door? Is your other foot cemented to the floor? I bet this guy was raised where his mother made everyone let him blow out their birthday candles and she got him all sorts of presents. This guy is a train wreck who will make any woman miserable. Unstick your other foot and get both of them out the door. I have no sympathy for people who stay with guys like this.

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, again-not everyone can just leave; I've been over why already at least a few times. Lifetime movie type scary shyt.

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    Julie Snelling
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when someone starts giving presents to the siblings of the birthday girl\boy so they don't feel left out.

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    #5

    What???

    What???

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd keep a close eye on this one as he almost sounds like a 'if I can't have you no-one can' kinda guy.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the "dated for a short time, own her for life" attitude with some dudes? I've seen things where couple broke up 2 years ago and guy wants to kick the new guy's a*s. Whackjobs.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong 'Alpha' energy; who knows? Narcissistic bullies, perhaps. I've dated a few.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read in historian voice: ‘Now, ladies and gentlemen, we have here a common species of Homo Idiot…’

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish it was a legal requirement for guys like this to have NiceGuy™ tattooed on their forehead so the rest of us know not to waste any time on them.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Girl make me sick-" So suck a c**k, quit whining

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manipulation crash.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he’s still single? Wow I can’t imagine why

    Shannon K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you know how life works 😂

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    The men then had to choose which of two words, such as distrustful or terrified, best described the eyes' emotion. The eye photographs depicted positive, neutral, and negative emotions.

    Men took longer and had more trouble correctly identifying emotion in women's eyes.

    #6

    Well That's Not Creepy

    Well That's Not Creepy

    IDK_yet Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so resourceful! Exactly what a woman needs! /s

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda jealous. This person is even beyond my level of creeper.

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    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her plane may be a Virgin but you are one too

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping to find this joke here, plus points for you!

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    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro... I appreciate the whole nerd thing, but if she wanted you to know where she was she would've told you. Step back.

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be just a geek without bad intentions 🤓

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't equate "geek" with "creepy stalker" :/

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    Lady of the Mountains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. No. Impressive, but no. It's odd that this behavior seemed normal to him? Like it's the natural chain of response to that photo?

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's not insanely creepy or anything?!

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stalking power is strong with this one.

    R F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like that guy that stalked and attacked a woman after locating her through the reflection IN HER EYE of her daily train stop.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She blocked me because I was a creepy f*ck who stalked her." ftfy

    Yit Clear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was able to figure out my new address by a photo of me and a small portion of the house showing that I posted online. Be careful ladies, don’t post your house, car, etc. stalkers are real

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    #7

    Yikes

    Yikes

    shawnstwocents Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His must be using the “Male Chauvinist Jerk Dictionary” definition of the word friend.

    Wendy Herman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True friends don't try to insist on physical intimacy as the price of friendship. How Did so many guys miss that lesson?

    Nicholas L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the "lol" at the end 🤣

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being friends with women; that's how you find out HOW to be a nice guy.

    #8

    Found On Twitter

    Found On Twitter

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    Charlie Doodles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to manipulate, then it’s not free will.

    Paddling Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! This gives off really rapey vibes. Blech.

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Trump would say.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where have you hid your pills again, grandpa?

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And instead of banging all these women here you are, posting on social media. lol

    KMill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Trump was blocked on Twitter

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great, grandpa, now please take your meds.

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Lock this one up. Basement, attic, jail, I don't care. Just take it away from all women.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another incel letting their angry inch speak for them.

    thurayyat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "their angry inch" bwahahaha! Funniest comment I've read today.

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    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's a level of delusional, I'd but suggest a psychiatrist...

    Genna Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if I still say "no" I'd instantly become fat, a b***h and unf'able anyway

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A simple stfu is appropriate here.

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    Additionally, their brains showed different activation when looking at men's versus women's eyes. Men's amygdala — a region in the brain linked to emotions, empathy, and fear — was activated more strongly in response to men's eyes.

    Also, other brain areas tied to emotion and behavior didn't activate as much when the men looked at women's eyes.

    #9

    Found One In The Wild!

    Found One In The Wild!

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    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by the way, men also write sex scenes as fantasy. You think they write them as journalism?

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read some shocking books written by men...just search up r/menwritingwomen and it's like some men have never seen a woman honestly

    Kris92
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the women who can basically put a cork in their period bc it's gonna be at an inconvenient time? Would love to meet one.

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do things like „her breasts shivered in anticipation“ come to mind?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the magic breasts with their own conscience and feelings

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    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that attitude the only place you're ever gonna find sex is in a book.

    lunagoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I understand why Andrew Tate has a lot of followers. Men like this do exist

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when men write sex scenes they’re always super cringe. They call vaginas the oddest things and make weird phrases like “her breasts jump at the site of him.” Wtf does that even mean

    Donna Clanclan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to sound silly but as a female, I find it difficult to read a book written by a male. Although I find the proper military descriptions and use great but the sex scenes with multiple women were silly and pointless and for some reason always include a small female child which makes it pedo-porn which I feel like only men write as a fantasy.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there weren't any sex scenes in Harry Potter.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine finding out what women like in bed and deciding they they crazy one.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn!- this is the kinda guy who thinks P*rn films reflect real life, right!?

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    #10

    This Dude Is Being Hateful Towards A Man In A Photo, By This Comment He Thinks He Should Be The One. Jealous Af

    This Dude Is Being Hateful Towards A Man In A Photo, By This Comment He Thinks He Should Be The One. Jealous Af

    Admirable-Door1724 Report

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants a mustache ride?

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you're a hella ugly person on the inside, Mr. Superficial.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to my fellow hella-chonks out there!

    Dodomaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the opposite of the spectrum, I'm a stick child

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    Froynlaven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you think you have a sweet mustache, you're going to be single

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is one of your questions “Why am I such a conceited jackass?” Because it should be.

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me, the 'sweet mustache' is the reason. Get rid of it!

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s more the twisted sense of self-worth and entitlement…

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    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude - if you’re all those awesome things, you should probably ask yourself if it’s your vile personality that’s the problem. Because it’s your vile personality that’s the problem. If you meet a hundred women and all of those hundred women dislikes you, it’s not the women. It’s you.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he really thinks all those things are worth more than someone having good character he's gonna be single for a while.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His post is all you need to know why a woman he finds attractive would rather date a (checks notes) hella-chonk who probably treats her like a queen

    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is having a sweet mustache really on a person's list of attributes? Now I want to see this magnificent mustache

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. No idea where he got that from. I think mustaches are to impress other men, same as women caring about shoes. It’s a fashion accessory that communicates something, but not proof of desirability

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    #11

    At Least I Asked

    At Least I Asked

    stopplayingg Report

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now thats a romântic question....... I have 44 almost 45 years old, had 2 serious relationships, and a few more casual ones, never once in my f*****g life i asked that to a woman.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I usually start with something a little less... whatever that is. Like, "What's your favorite season?" I think it's actually good to ask about your partner's sexual interests, but I think there needs to be an established level of intimacy already.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not wrong to ask that at some point, but god damnit - timing my dude! It's certainly not a good opening question at all

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gets a response at least sometimes though I mean it failed but got a response

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    Shannon K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I wonder how he would have answered had she asked him the same thing!

    Orbitale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the final 'EW' is priceless

    T MB83
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some random guy asked me this once on a bus.

    Nicholas L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Known a guy nearly my entire life who's been pulling stuff like this. I don't get it. We're in our 40's and he's still sending d*ck pics to anyone who ends up in his contact list.

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost spit out my drink reading this one lol.

    Andy Saputo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask Jeffrey Dahmer that question he goes to his fridge.

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    The results indicate that men are worse at reading women's emotions. This "theory of mind" is one of the foundations for empathy, so the scientists suggest this could mean that men can have less empathy for women relative to men.

    But the cause that leads to this is still unknown. While men could be culturally conditioned to pay less attention to women's emotional cues, there's also the possibility that their differential response is hard-wired by humans' evolutionary past.

    #12

    Boobs Only Exist To Serve A Man’s Sexual Pleasure

    Boobs Only Exist To Serve A Man’s Sexual Pleasure

    Sandycheeeeeeeks Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you hear about babies and what they need to live!

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He‘ll probably say „No you *insert insult*, that‘s what formula is for!“

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    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition to the (very valid) feeding babies comment....This person answered the 'tell us you've never given a lady pleasure without telling us' thing

    Domi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So guys get pleasure from their own too? :D

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gentlewomen's sexual pleasure, too 😃 And babies. There's babies as well. (Yes, and everyone-who-doesn't-identify-as-any-of-these's too, relax)

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, was going to comment, us gentlewomen want pleasure, too :-D

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    FusterCluck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, tits and train sets - both meant for kids but loved by grown men

    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you ask your mom.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe… so, kiddo, tell me where cow milk came from? Now, tell me where tf HUMAN BREASTMILK came from so some of us could actually, um, I dunno, FEED a baby?! /s

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order of importance (most to least, in case there was doubt): Baby food - boob-owner's sexual pleasure - making bikini tops look good - possible place for body jewelry - - - - gentleman's sexual pleasure

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a large woman like me, the bra makes for a good purse.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be a stitch up surely

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boobs have a purpose. Now, how about you, sir?

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    #13

    I'm Too Amazing For Any Woman Out There *yawn*

    I'm Too Amazing For Any Woman Out There *yawn*

    reddit.com Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narcissist.

    Literal Pigeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is genuine, it sounds like OP needs to get off reddit and see a therapist. Not being able to form close relationships because of an inflated sense of self is usually a coping mechanism of some sort that needs to be redirected to a healthier method.

    tl gmc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if he's a sexual and just thinks he needs to find a woman because being with someone has been ingrained in us since childhood

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    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masturbation sounds like the answer to your problems. You're the only one who really knows how you like it anyway.

    In the doghouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pleasure received is directly proportional to the pleasure given.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t want to meet YOURSELF either, Mr. Niceguy

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the type who will start going after impressionable and inexperienced young women. He'll use the charm manipulation that narcissists are so good at.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm the greatest! Just ask me and I'll tell ya!" Oh for chrissake! I'm losing brain cells the father down I read.

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am perfectly content being by myself." Can't get any, eh? Well, I suppose as long as you convince yourself...

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True love does await you … your own right hand.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can't connect with any woman he may be in the closet.

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    #14

    Sad Because Nice Guy Finishes Last Again

    Sad Because Nice Guy Finishes Last Again

    ms_paint_boy Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why so many of these guys are convinced they're intellectually superior and can manipulate any women, and yet find themselves terminally single? You'd think, given their awesome intellects, they might have figured out what they're doing wrong by now.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neckbeard who frequents Reddit, spams Joker memes, and has a bodypillow that can stand.

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    vglw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should not try to have an intelligent discussion with an unarmed man. If you have to tell people you are the king, you are not the king.

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just cannot wrap my head around some people being so caught up in their own delusion

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think her husband looks like a normal dude with a sense of humour, just me?

    Wendy Herman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not just you. A great sense of humor is an amazing charm to possess. Esp if it's the self-deprecating kind, not afraid to look goofy when the occasion calls for it or his loved ones need a laugh. That's the kind of guy who's apt to make a terrific dad. 🥰

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this that 60 year old guy who thinks he can have any woman he wants?

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, I'm sorry. You should've said you were an incel in the very beginning, I would be more understanding."

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait ... the dentist at Bob's Burgers ... seemingly loving to spend a lot of money on c**p anyway ... was a client of a guy calling himself "Prince of Persuasia". Is this one of the ... the those ones?

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like the lying orange traitor, who thinks he is smarter than his generals and scientists and kept proving otherwise.

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    "As men were more involved in hunting and territory fights, it would have been important for them to be able to predict and foresee the intentions and actions of their male rivals," the researchers explained in the paper.

    #15

    He’ll Never Show His Face In That Place Again

    He’ll Never Show His Face In That Place Again

    QuirkyWafer4 Report

    Domi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try another cafe.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. This person does not need to spread their low-key stalking to anywhere else.

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    Charlie Doodles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn’t belong here, the post is about guys having unrealistic expectations of women? The barista was another guy…

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is also by far not as worse as the others. The dude here just seems to be a little derpy and clueless, the others were downright harassing.

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    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about saying, "I think you're cute. Fancy going out on a date?" If the answer is 'No.' then take your coffee and go. If it's 'Yes' then arrange a time and a place to meet. It really isn't complicated.

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the barista just isn't gay? This doesn't belong here at all

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but never assume someone knows you just because you lightly stalked them for months..asl I think this is a woman not a man, so yeah, women dumb too sometimes, and I say this as a woman

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, I knew I was ordering chips too often when I walked in and the bloke behind the counter said "The usual? Chips and two fishcakes?".

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. With over 200 customer a day. Who has time to remember everyone

    Cafesinner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's making fun of himself here tho

    rararando
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the requirement to use that phrase is when the server recognizes you and recites the order before you place it?

    a penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or actually greets you with some kind of recognition.

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    #16

    Poor Guy

    Poor Guy

    emperor_marx Report

    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with your penis? It appears to be attached to a d**k.

    vvv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god now I cannot unhear Mario saying thata :):):)

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your penis is not the problem here.

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    #17

    Redditor Gets A Job To Try To Get Laid With Coworkers

    Redditor Gets A Job To Try To Get Laid With Coworkers

    MissNibbatoro Report

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh it sounds more like a sexually frustrated teenager who has a LOT to learn about women. Maybe a future incel, but not quite there yet?

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why cops still ask women what they were wearing when they're raped.

    Notorious DBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their reputation for having to resort to dress scantily to make decent tips?

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did het one thing right, he is pathetic

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A*****e. Women work at Hooters to make money and they dress like that because it's required AND the outfit makes them more money because men like to look at boobs. Women's' lives do not revolve around YOUR D**K.

    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would really like to talk to this person to find out how somebody becomes like this. I want to know why he thought being a dishwasher would help him get laid.

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They won't go for you until you work your way up to head dishwasher. That's when the action starts!

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who was a waitress at hooters when I was in college. She was pretty cool, and made good money for a college student by working there. That said, she had to deal with a ton of harassment. Men would hit on her, touch her, and a few times men followed her to her car. It was a major point of stress for her.

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep same here. Worked there for a short while and it’s crazy how often men many years older than me would make inappropriate sexual comments towards me or my coworkers. There was definitely younger guys who did it too, just felt more inappropriate when it was a guy 20-30 years older than me.

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    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regret to inform you that a reputation and clothes does not mean you will, in fact, get laid. Women have no obligation to sleep with you because of how they dress or how you perceive them.

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    #18

    He's Sincere

    He's Sincere

    JMPOND Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words for this… Bored Pandas, look away while I deal with this monstrosity of a twat of a human being, preferably with wrecking his internet connection

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I wanna watch this guy get what he deserves

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    Casey Tuohey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to the ladies who respond with humour and grace rather than verbally setting this guy on fire.

    strawberry.panda (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “you didn’t even respond to my trying to look down your dress.” What do you think she would say?

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Setting yourself on fire would work perfectly. No, really.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deliberately looking down a woman's dress will indeed get her attention. Just not the way you want.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's spot on with that reply

    Lori Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, of course, women are walking breasts, nothing more.../s

    meowi.anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you didn't even respond to me trying to look down your dress"

    Emily D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is looking down a woman’s dress flattering?! What?!

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    When it comes to simple biology, the picture is a bit easier to read. A YouGov study conducted in the UK in 2019 asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia, and the results were actually abysmal. Well, over half of surveyed men could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out.

    #19

    Instagram Questions Aren't Anonymous

    Instagram Questions Aren't Anonymous

    AndrewLonergan Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer when men at least ogle both breasts. When they make it singular, the other one feels so left out. /j

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the idea of sending this mess to their mom.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No because you aren't my baby and I'm not your mommy you weirdo.

    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😬 say your goodbyes sir edit: not to her though, I doubt she would want to see you ever again

    #20

    O-O Okay Then

    O-O Okay Then

    redthesmolkitsune Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not gonna happen.

    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i'Ll ChAnGe YoU" part of the reason we don't like men in the first place is because of people like you

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s funny, because for some reason guys like this don’t seem to appreciate getting that same claim from gay men. Same situation, different genders, but they don’t take “I’ll change you” from a gay man very well at ALL - strangely, it’s suddenly a nasty thing to say. Isn’t it curious?

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    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a lesbian. I've dated women with penises. It's not the penis I'm against in men, it's the d***s they're attached to.

    Raven Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's always funny when they pull that card. I use an Uno reverse and say that my brother will turn them gay.

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody ought to say the same thing back to the man.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this all the time on dating sites. Men purposefully sign up to lesbian only dating sites to message you dixk pics and tell you that they will turn you straight with their magical penis. It's funny but annoying after a while.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so tired hearing this If someone asked me if I am lesbian I told them "Yes, and I accidentally ripped off the last guys left ball by his try to change me" Guess what girls??? Most likely answer ? " nah you are way too ugly for me.,anyway"

    A P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does seem to be the go to response for rejection among that crowd.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck, rude jerk. At not being beaten up.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promptly jump off a cliff and do humanity a favor, please.

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    #21

    And As Long As You Stay In The Eloncult You Never Will

    And As Long As You Stay In The Eloncult You Never Will

    nakedkitchen Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think people would like that?!?

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because HE would obviously like to have that experience. I would personally jump at the chance to study Elon for medical science; I could remove body parts and pickle them in formaldehyde.

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sycophant sounds a little jealous.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably not wrong, with that second line; having this insight is already something.

    Megalodon Meg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote that we start replying to d**k pics with d**k pics.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most countries… if this happened in public, it would be public indecency… and that’s a crime.

    eame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys: No woman wants to see your penis unless she tells you that she does. Even then, most of the time, she's just being nice. She still doesn't really want to see it.

    couch potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmm so your saying you want to see it?

    third molar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot believe this.. did she carry a microscope??

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    #22

    Am I The Nice Guy For Staring Down A Guy Talking To My Crush?

    Am I The Nice Guy For Staring Down A Guy Talking To My Crush?

    Fritemare Report

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s obvious what you did wrong: You forgot to beat your chest with both fists.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also forgot to fling his poo. That gets the ladies!

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a tip: if you are a guy who talks about women as if this is animal planet and we're just prey... you need to be locked up. Stop talking about competing with other guys like you are some alpha wolf waiting to breed some female dog in the wild. We aren't animals. And you're a moron and this is why you're single.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in the wild, female animals can usually choose their mates. Even in species where there is one male with a harem, the females have been spotted slipping away to have sex with a "beta" male.

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    M. William Bell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you urinate on him to show your dominance? Because you gotta do that…

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aggressive, bullying, thinking he can claim a coworker as 'his territory". All thi woman did was chat to a coworker at work, then chat to a different coworker. Dude, seriously, at least 9 out of 10 women would be uncomfortable working with you after this.

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy, my dude. Get some.

    Paddling Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, but I think he needs more than SOME therapy. ;-)

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be 6'1 and very built, but your mind needs A LOT of exercise too.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if she were your girlfriend, this would be wrong.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thoughts on what happened? You were an ape, she saw that, and now you have zero chance with her. Like you did before. You failed, again.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like a real pleasure to work alongside with /s

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    As you can see from the pictures, these problems are also evident in the way men approach women. While most Americans who are on the market say their dating life is not going well and that it’s been hard to find people to date, men and women report different reasons for it.

    Men tend to say it's difficult for them to approach people, while majorities of women say it’s hard to find someone looking for the same type of relationship as them and who meets their expectations.

    #23

    Nice Guys Finish Last

    Nice Guys Finish Last

    notokwiththeworld Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence her reply of "that's strawberry jam".

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a total loss for him. If he swabs his face with a slice of bread, he can still make a sandwich.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he could just slap a slice on each side of his face - to make an idiot sandwich

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he think was gonna happen if she showed up? Would she not realize it's jam? This has to be a joke

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sweet on you that when they punch me jam comes out.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If his real blood looked like that he needs medical attention ASAP, and THEN he needs therapy.

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've used ketchup. A rookie mistake.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sh#t a jammy dogger beat him up

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He went too far, if those were real injuries, he wouldn't have been able to operate that camera!

    somed ay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They smeared your face with strawberry jam?

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    #24

    He’s Just A Nice Guy, Megan

    He’s Just A Nice Guy, Megan

    CuntLasso Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I bid you a good evening" - literally pictured him tipping his fedora as he typed that XD

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Megan. She's probably kicking herself in the pants right now for missing out on this gem. 😒

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He accurately rated himself as a 1 though!

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replying “cringe” to the first message of someone you just matched with is still kind of harsh

    Noel Bovae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given what his first message to her was..nah, that wasn't harsh at all. Dude needs to learn that any decent chick is going to run in the opposite direction as fast as she possibly can, the second someone writes her garbage like that. And seeing what his 2nd message was, just proves that's the right decision for her to make.

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she says cringe so you double down on cringe.

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this with a British accent. Anyone else? xD

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was the "alright love" and the "gobsmacked" that gave it away for me, but I could be wrong.

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    M Vee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He spent 10x longer writing his pathetic retort than he did the opening message, but I guess he "[tried his] best "

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    #25

    Saw This On Twitter The Other Day And Thought It Fit—nice Guy Expects To "Netflix And Chill" After Helping Woman Get A Job He Recommended

    Saw This On Twitter The Other Day And Thought It Fit—nice Guy Expects To "Netflix And Chill" After Helping Woman Get A Job He Recommended

    1_Up_Girl Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be marching straight to HR with these texts.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two in one - he is so smart, he doesn't even need two attempts to achieve two changes in staff. What an efficient cucksocker! + there, this belongs.

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrifying. Could you imagine this poor woman just got a job she wants, then immediately is terrified to go to work because this creep will be there. She was probably so excited to get this job, and then bam, in one second this guy makes something sweet into something bitter. Even if she reports him to HR, the whole experience at this new place will be tainted by this interaction. What a f****d up thing to do to somebody.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And unfortunately men like him often got away with it up until the Me Too movement outed a bunch of creepers. Older women at work told me some stories…

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    Catrovert
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my GOD why am I still reading this?! 😠😭

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His second message after her "excuse me" literally made my jaw drop. What the actual.......

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. This dude is very, very stupid. He makes the shovel that will dig his own grave.

    Jen Keefe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should work in a men's prison. He is not fit for the regular workplace.

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this would go straight to the bosses and HR.

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this is not the first texts like this he has sent.

    Shannon K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ! That second text! How dare he! I'm fuming and it's nothing to do with me! 😡

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    #26

    Yikes

    Yikes

    BasedGamerDio Report

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he pays the woman may just take in his attitude, say sorry and hand him back his money and walk away...if you gonna explode without sex with a woman then explode. Nobody will miss you with that attitude

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you just take care of it yourself, eh, single-handedly? You only think you 'need' all this. Why do I get the feeling that when he does 'f*****g eXpLoDe' that there could potentially be guns and innocent people involved?!

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "feeling" you have is probably insight from watching the news and knowing how basic human nature works. That said, I agree that this is a potentially dangerous person.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: Do women not like being handled by a man? A: No, no they really don't! Q: Why are women so asexual? A: Because of men like you.

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are why sex workers exist and God knows they earn their money. Pay one to fix your problem and you will both be glad. You already feel like s**t, so how could paying a professional make you feel worse?

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. You need a psychiatrist.

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Right now. Before someone gets hurt.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say u dk what asexual means without saying u dk what asexual means

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is he wants something you typically have in a good romantic relationship but he's not capable of seeing women as anything other than a way to have sex.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Intimacy. And he doesn't even understand what it is.

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    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some therapy is needed. Unlike food and water, sex is desired [by most] but not needed to survive. He may have ADHD or a compulsive disorder that is making him hyper fixate and it gets worse with stress. Women love sex; unfortunately a lot of them don’t have a good time with men [like you]. Asexuality is valid and doesn’t choose a gender, only society does. No, women don’t like being “handled” lmao because they’re people. My guy, your answer is in the question - just listen to yourself. Please do not approach women with this “need” mentality and get help. No shame in paying for sex btw, but they deserve respect too.

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    Also, women are much more likely than men to say someone they have dated or been on a date with has pressured them for sex (42% vs. 19%) or touched them in a way that made them feel uncomfortable (35% vs. 9%).

    The gender gap is smaller, but women are still more likely than men to report that someone they have dated sent them sexually explicit images they didn’t ask for (25% vs. 19%) or spread rumors about their sexual history (16% vs. 11%).

    #27

    Homie Just Kept Going

    Homie Just Kept Going

    reddit.com Report

    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ":) haha" that is not how you end something like what you just said?!

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a feeble attempt to make it look like a joke so when he's called out on it he can say "I was only joking! Look, I even put 'haha' at the end!"

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the fact that he just continues the song after saying that

    Kitty White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this phrasing but- ‘I can make you squirt’ is SO ‘tell me you’ve never been with a woman without telling me you’ve never been with a woman…’

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing, lose the "haha." Second thing, you have to have had sex at least once to know whether "the sex would be good." Third thing -- oh, never mind. You're never going to get to the third thing.

    soakingwetbread
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone saying theyre a “genuine guy” is an immediate red flag.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any man says they're not a creep or a pervert, they are most definitely a creep and a pervert

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA: Next time, try "I'd really like to get to know you in person, can we meet up for coffee some time?"

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the direction you wanted to take this in, you should have started with NIИ and not Journey...

    Jessica
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he was straight forward and asked instead of lying and leading her on, I'm staying to think the commenters on this website are a bunch of grannies or weird young feminist with no life

    Balso Steele
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're the type who put "No hookups or FWB! Looking for a real relationship!" on their Tinder profile. Like ordering a steak at a vegan restaurant & getting mad they don't have it.

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    #28

    I’m So Sorry For Your Troubles But Iphones Don’t Boost Your Chances Of Getting A Girlfriend

    I’m So Sorry For Your Troubles But Iphones Don’t Boost Your Chances Of Getting A Girlfriend

    reddit.com Report

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Apple a day keeps the ladies away

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe.. Hear me out! just maybe it's not the phone.

    Domi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you could see the look on my face after reading this.... Do people really think like this? I guess so, right?

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody older than 15yr thinks this I don't think

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    vglw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he should develop a personality?

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dang; I've had an Android for like eleventy years and I'm single. Should I switch to iPhone?

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest you figure out how you developed this delusional idea in the first place.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gosh, it's almost like someone having an iPhone doesn't cause us to take all our clothes off and offer our bodies on a plate

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps a tiger on a gold chain would do the trick.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if you rub the apple symbol clockwise at midnight? Or scream siri backwards 3 times while standing in an applestore ? Maybe you have to sacrify an virgin android mp3player too -but I am not sure about that

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    #29

    Nice Guy Did An Oops

    Nice Guy Did An Oops

    IveGotABluePandaIdea Report

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated rather quickly.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :: gets out flame thrower from closet, turns out lights and waits ::

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven forbid that she doesn't drop everything and immediately respond to your message!

    It's unclear whether these trends are about to change. A majority of the overall public (65%) says the increased focus on sexual harassment and assault in the last few years has made it harder for men to know how to interact with someone they’re on a date with.

    #30

    Such A Nice Guy

    Such A Nice Guy

    Saebelzahntiger Report

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She owes you nothing pal!

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she owes you nothing but im about to give my mortal possesions to the seal

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, one watermelon constitutes “groceries”. And boy that $2.00 you spent on it really must’ve set you back.

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … Or you could have bothered to find out what she actually likes. You know, like normal, non-lunatic people do.

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She dodged a bullet the size of a watermelon.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell everyone you really don't pay any attention to what your girlfriend likes.

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abusive much? Cheezus Crisp, dude does not need to be in a relationship at all.

    Pie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. Its a watermelon.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, a watermelon!?! I would understand berries or chocolates or ice cream or ... But to go randomly pick out and present a watermelon!?! Sounds like something that would happen I'm an Adam Sandler movie...

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be thrilled with fresh watermelon... ditto cantaloupe, oranges, asparagus. Suspect that person just not appreciative of fresh food as a gift.

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    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow he bought her a watermelon! Perfume, flowers and candy are for amateurs.

    Liza BK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shows he doesn't pay attention to her when she speaks. If he did, he'd know she didn't like watermelon. He's the one that likes watermelon

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    #31

    Even The Wings Were Bad This Time

    Even The Wings Were Bad This Time

    Downwardspiralhams Report

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet what he sees as them „flirting“ was just them being friendly, too

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can lower the bar to: "they were talking to him"

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    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I wrong in thinking that this person is kinda right? Never visited one but b00bs do seem to be their unique selling point.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, that is their USP, but society is slowly moving beyond the idea of eating establishments where the waitresses are pressured into degrading themselves or losing their job.

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hire a sex worker if you're after that kind of attention!

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *the manager couldn’t care less* or *the manager didn’t care less*. Why do Americans often get this wrong? And now to be downvoted

    Becks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really (irrationally?) annoys me every time!

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    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nobody flirted with me. NOT THAT I NEEDED IT."

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been to a hooters. It just seems like supporting cringe.

    Peryton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% and I don't know anyone who would go but I would instantly distance myself from someone who did.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the reason this guys thinks the wings weren’t so good now was because he’s not getting the dumb ‘attention’. Eff off random person out there

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before and he's on point. Men go here to be flirted with by ladies wearing scanty clothing. Period. If you go to Hooters that's what's on the table. Sure, a lot of us would like it to not be like this, but seriously, it's still Hooters. If he went to an Applebees or something then I could see this being an incel post but this. Is literally. What Hooters is selling.

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... “

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    #32

    I Thought You Were A Good Person

    I Thought You Were A Good Person

    thomkhemet2 Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeezus man, the internet contains many such photos.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I'm female and I have a folder of 'em saved on my computer. Not overly excited by the look of them, so to speak, as they're not my thing, but for a while I wanted to have reduction surgery and I was looking at examples of sizing so I could tell the doc how small I wanted to go XD

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down Charles Manson.

    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ”Boo-hoo, you are a bad person because you don’t send me nudes that I can jack off to and probably spead all over internet! Bad person, I tell you!”

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a real beard or one from the market in The Life of Brian?

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this be11end forget the internet has porn?

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - whiny begging is exactly the way to get girls interested. “What’s your type?” “Oh, I like pathetic losers who can not take no for an answer if their life depended on it.” You go, boy, they’ll just swarm you.

    Hseed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said please, come on... (omg)

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a friend of a friend once begged me for pictures of my boobs, I just googled pictures of the most abnormal breasts I could find, and send him 5 of those. He never asked again.

    Bleble BlebleBla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give me tits, has to be the lowest of lows.

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    #33

    Nice Guy Stops Gangster With Katana

    Nice Guy Stops Gangster With Katana

    Metal-Marauder Report

    Ripley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This didn't happen so hard it unhappened some things that actually did happen.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'And then all of a sudden I heard my alarm clock and heard my mother walking down the stairs into my basement bedroom.'

    Artistic Panda (he him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s safe to say this guy has no knowledge whatsoever about martial arts

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to add modest in his description of himself

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm unconventionally handsome, with bulging muscles that you don't notice under my long sleeved shirts and sweater vests. I have a chiselled jawline, and I posses a luscious, full neck beard. My eyes are the blue of a tropical lagoon, my voice is husky and manly. I wear a fedora, and always remember to doff my cap at the ladies."

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    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the sword clapped

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone who likes to talk about how intelligent he is, this guys isn't a very good speller

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did, however, get "one fell swoop" correct, which many people don't.

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinks it is good fan fiction but when he turns 12 he will look back on this and cringe.

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to mention that after the bandit ran off, our hero slowly said, "Thought so, punk!" through his clenched teeth, while swiftly sheathing his thrust....err...trusty katana and letting his agile, strong hand rest on the tsuka.

    Everybody Say Love!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and today on "Things That Didn't Happen"....

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    #34

    I Winced

    I Winced

    SAHLOFOLIDA Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the point of the game, also technically not a question, it's a request.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell do you even describe it to a man who wants a description? It's a dark wet angry tube that pretty much only exists to give me grief once a month for a week straight and ruin my underwear XD

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I need a permanent unsubscribe button for periods without all the fuss, but apparently even alien hedgehog technology can’t do that 😰

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okie. My pussy got 4 murder mittens, striped fur and an attitude that makes people want to slap themselves for trying to pet it

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhhhh she's black and white, spends most of the day sleeping and doesn't really like to be bothered since she's an old lady. Oh and she can't meow properly! Never could!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twinsies!! My pussy is black and white right now! Before, a few years ago, she was gray, and she had a weird meow too! She would say "errr!" instead of meow! What does your pussy say? XD

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    Boggitha Johns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your..pussy...uhh...describe it" has big Beavis and Butthead energy

    Kymber-Leigh Means
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one? I have three. One tabby brown who's afraid if strangers, one long hair orange Norwegian Forest with bad teef, and one super needy, vocal orange tabby. They all love tuna as a treat.

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that isn't even a question wth

    Shannon K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a little tuxedo kitty, her name is Luna and she's the most adorable little girl with the softest and squeaky meows 😍

    Brindle Nutter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pussy starts walking all over my face and boobs at about 4:30am because it's time for crunchies.

    Casey Tuohey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reply? "Actual sex with a living human person.. ever had it? Because you're not getting it here"

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    #35

    I Felt This In My Soul

    I Felt This In My Soul

    ClevelandEmpire Report

    Anna Ekberg
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seemed innocent to me, red flag on the jealous boyfriend though...

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the jealous boyfriend is the point of the post. Hope she got out of that relationship!

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit ambiguous, the joke seems harmless enough but if the guy is constantly messaging her and making her feel uncomfortable she might have given her permission for her boyfriend to respond. On the other hand, the boyfriend could be a controlling jerk who tries to stop her from having any male friends.

    SOMEONE
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jokes really funny though, such a shame about the bf.

    MadMcgee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why people are judging who's the bad guy here, not enough info.

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was cute 🥰 they should date haha, hope the boyfriend asked for the phone first

    Shannon K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was kind of sweet and funny enough to even get the boyfriend lol'ing! This seems all innocent to me. The boyfriend seems a little insecure though ...

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    #36

    Who Hurt This Man

    Who Hurt This Man

    RainingJayy Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm female and I find it kind of sad that the woman in the original tweet equates playing League of Legends as (apparently) rendering a guy un-dateable XD However, she can have her own preferences, and that reaction/reply though, yikes!

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago it was playing WoW that made you " un-datable " lol, funny thing i meet One of my girlfriends in WoW.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be thrilled if I had a boyfriend who was a gamer! Very few blokes in my social circles game, and I have even less gaming buddies.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy had me in the first half - then, he started spewing s**t.

    Airt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both should be banned. He is loosing it but she indeed sounds like spoiled little brat. Her text is an equivalent of "she is a 10 but she watches romances". Maybe don't shame people for having a hobby?

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female here and I have to say women do this to men too much. We say we want to be loved for who we are, but women are always trying to "fix" men.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a trait both parties can exhibit. Thinking of a recent post here where men were expecting new moms to immediately lose the baby weight. Or quit their jobs and become housewives.

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to play WoW i love the game, unfortunatly i stopped playing it ( i might return to it though ) however i met One of my girlfriends wille i was planting turnips in my garrison's farm, there i was a very distinct Nelf priest, when i Saw her, a gorgeous Nelf druid.... ( Now seriously lol, we meet in WoW, became friends and ended up in a relationship, alas it was a long distance One, Im Madeiran She was Swede, só it only lasted a few months, still....

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but... what's the problem with a 10 playing League?

    Gayathri E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ban him twitter! ban ban ban....

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    #37

    Now That's Some Sadcringe

    Now That's Some Sadcringe

    SynthMstr Report

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so so weird and also what is "kush"?

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could even be as loud as we want, until 11 PM. That's when my mom goes to bed.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uhh don't you live in a 1 bedroom apartment?" "Yea?" "With your mom?" "Of course, who do you think I cuddle with?...." :0

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    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um… This isn’t the flex I think you think it is, dude.

    Nicholas L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Then again, a white Russian sounds pretty tasty lol.

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    Dan Bexell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's good, he should be selling vacuum cleaners.

    Shannon K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like he's advertising himself.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cigars? Oh no. Not in my air space you don't.

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    #38

    B-But, M'lady, I Thought We Were... Friends?

    B-But, M'lady, I Thought We Were... Friends?

    DontTouchYourKnob Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you never were a friend as this sounds like just a business transaction tbh.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not saying that she was. He's telling the alt-right group who doxxed a bunch of sex workers to the IRS to f**k off, not her. He's making the same complaint he would if he paid for a product from a business and then that business went bankrupt and he was left holding a receipt, but no product.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was confused by this entry so I googled what "Thot Audit" was... It was is an online harassment campaign run by the likes of 4chan against webcam sex workers by reporting them to the IRS so that they would be audited for unreported income. So he's not complaining about the woman, he's complaining about the fact the 4chan eejits doxxed her and forced her to nuke her social media in self-defense, which is why he's now out of the $500 he paid for a subscription to her stream. After all, he does end the paragraph with "eff you Alt Right", so...

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...the "F**k you Alt Right" could still apply. Who cares if someone is selling their own pictures/body for a living as long as they're adults and doing it willingly.

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calls her a thot and sweet girl in the same sentence...anyways why are you mad at her instead of snapchat

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, he's not mad at her, he's mad at the 4chan alt-right people who doxxed her and reported her to the IRS for unreported income, which forced her to nuke her social media in self defense. Also, he's not insulting the woman, that's the actual name 4chan gave to their online harassment campaign against sex workers - "thot audit", because of course they did. They are terrible people, after all.

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    Courtney Christelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't make rent AND I don't get to see you naked. I thought we were friends!

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So… you think subscribing to her lifelong whatever it’s called will be a total ‘win’ for you and you’ll be in with a chance? You are literally just money to her… and like most jobs for People who rely on tips etc, she was being nice to keep stringing you along to pay HER bills.. It’s your own fault you were not smart enough to do the NORMAL THING and pay your BILLS, RENT ETC FIRST.. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Bet he learnt nothing from this either….

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I know the Alt Right is problematic but how are they to blame for this?

    Accidentacular
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the thot audit? And the alt-right did it? How did I miss this event

    Peryton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha A FRIEND Also such bs about the rent. You spent that money before comfortably. You're just mad she ghosted. Wtf did you expect ...lmao and men run the world

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    #39

    You Aren't Dating The Right Guy If You Aren't Dating This Guy

    You Aren't Dating The Right Guy If You Aren't Dating This Guy

    carleyxquinn Report

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he thinks he can make changes to my house and things without permission and think I'll be grateful for it...shudder

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I dated this guy. He would do s**t without asking and wonder why I'd get pissed at him for changing things. If he did ask and I said no, he'd do it anyway. He could not understand why I broke up. I asked "Why do you do things I tell you not to do?" HIS ANSWER FLOORED ME. He said, "I thought when women said no, it meant yes". Dude was just so... dumb.

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    Mickysixxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are oddly specific examples

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds creepy af. You don't need a girlfriend, you need al LIFE.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's "your bathroom" but it was done to make "you feel more comfortable living at his house"?

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you answer yes to any of those, the "it's because you haven't dated me" suddenly look like it's a good thing they didn't 😂

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. If I wanted to be with someone who had their nose up my a*s, I would get a dog.

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵"They call it creeping, I say loving, it's the only way for me..."🎶

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last part....he broke into someone's condo.

    Nicholas L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I got out of that too. Weird guy.

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    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this guy not in a mental ward somewhere?

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly because he never actually spoke to a woman and has therefore stayed under the radar. Let’s hope he stays there.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the Jimmy Buffett reference is enough to redflag this guy.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first line was a huge red flag: "have you ever had a boyfriend that thinks about you constantly". That's extremely unhealthy and a relationship where either person obsesses over the other like that can't work out.

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    #40

    They've Been Dating About A Month And Are In Their 30s

    They've Been Dating About A Month And Are In Their 30s

    Tysinna Report

    Historyharlot93
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m confused? Did NiceGuy have 2 dates and decide they’re engaged? Like Michael Scott photoshopping himself into girlfriends pics of her and her kids then sending out as his Christmas card?

    A P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized it says they've been dating a month, so yeah, seems like one or the other is maybe skipping "in a relationship" and heading straight to "engaged" a little prematurely.

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the OP male or female? The nature of this thread suggests male, but the spelling of "fiancé" implies OP is a woman with a male fiancé. Or they don't realise it's fiancée for a woman.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that it’s in the context of a joke between them both. I guess it isn’t as it ended up on this list

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we're censoring the word down? Unless it's not that.

    A P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it could be damn, but that wouldn't make much sense. Although maybe the censor misread it as that.

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    A. Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda looks like she was a bit premature. however, this does not meet the criteria and there is nothing delusional unless it was the Fiancee, rather than the fiance.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question: why is the word ‘down’ censored?

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda now things “down” is a bad word.

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I bet they forgot to tell their parents first

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    #41

    Anime Girls

    Anime Girls

    Powerful_Cockroach_5 Report

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he's not allowed near schools or parks either

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost feel empathy guys obsessed with an anime girl. I like anime, and i've come across a few male characters worth obsessing about.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I assume, like me, even when you obsess over said male anime character you don't let that influence how you treat real men because you can tell the difference between fiction and reality?

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    Lyyyy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that he needs a woman to look like this to be able to treat her with respect…

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of it before, but I'll bet there's a website somewhere called: Cartoon Girls I'd Like To Have Sex With. There's gotta be.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO.... he's saying he will never treat a woman with respect, and then complaining that he's not getting any.

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small bit of medical advice...if the lady you lust after has a chin that pointy there are at least 2 problems I can envision. 1. there is something wrong with her mandible and she may have other health issues. 2. be careful how she positions her head "down there" as she may puncture your scr0tum or perineum

    #42

    Did He Mention He Was A Nice Guy?

    Did He Mention He Was A Nice Guy?

    Rockycito Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are some guys so desperate to get strangers nudes? Have they not heard of porn?

    Dodomaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want a ✨personal touch ✨

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there's 80 odd more edits where he's just switching back and forth from psycho to pathetic

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has to be a spoof.

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an imaginary friend. He doesn't have any of those either.

    CanadianaKa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm naive, but I just don't get how someone can go from "I'm a nice guy" to "you're all fXXX bXXXes" and still think they are a nice guy. Like... How do they rationalize this?!

    #43

    Ouch

    Ouch

    Vermille Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough, If my name was norbert I'd get it changed. Or selwyn. Or cedric. Or chad, thad, or brad.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Cedric Diggory… come on out, this guy here wanna have a talk with you about your name choice :)

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    PigSquatch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again uncalled for a name is a name that is all

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norbert Styles was a footballer. He went by the name Nobby.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the name Nobby and immediately think of Nobby Nobbs from Discworld.

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of unfair! He born with blöd name! YoU oWe Him!!11

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While Norbert is a terrible name, I don’t believe that’s the truth unless these are teenagers talking.. anyone can get/ give themselves a nickname.

    #44

    Just Gonna Drop This Right Here

    Just Gonna Drop This Right Here

    Anottb Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spelling errors, grammar mistakes and ranDom capitals makes this person seem kinda bad at texting too (Cue the downvote fairies for pointing out something)

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time bored panda has one of these crazy guy posts it makes me scared to leave my house, lol. Sorry, normal guys, that you are being represented by these nutjobs.

    #45

    He Was Trying To Be Nice Guys

    He Was Trying To Be Nice Guys

    tylerM3M3 Report

    #46

    Sorry If This Is A Repost, I Just Found The Ultimate Sad Cringe On Facebook

    Sorry If This Is A Repost, I Just Found The Ultimate Sad Cringe On Facebook

    blazedddonut Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 6th grade, they'd have been 11-12 years old. This dude is holding onto a "relationship" from when he was 12?!

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like he's trying to ignore the *girl* who's holding onto the relationship to me. He's a bit harsh, but I think I would be annoyed, too.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one feels unnecessarily harsh :( Maybe there's some context we're missing but damn.

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this several times before, and i always read it as the girl being the one hanging on... i don't know why.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still probably the most sexual thing he's done

    #47

    Nice Guy Staying In His Line

    Nice Guy Staying In His Line

    AMKLord12 Report

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me that gets completely put off by guys that put themselves down and victimize themselves to get pity and sympathy?

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially since they do it in that 3rd person thing. This is just a different form of the 'i'm an alpha' brag...except it's 'i'm just a sweet guy if only some nice girl will see i'm different from other guys.' They think women are too dumb to see this. Imagine some girl posting 'I'm not worthy of this guy. If only some man would take pity on me and like me...' It's like the start of a bad porno.

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    #48

    I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!". I'm Posting The Most Thematic Responses On Appropriate Subreddits

    I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!". I'm Posting The Most Thematic Responses On Appropriate Subreddits

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    #49

    Oh

    Oh

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that she wanted to end the friendship, which is absolutely 100% ok, but to me she was purposely trying to be mean. I feel the way she went about it was just unnecessary, like she baited him knowing he wanted more than friends with a comment that was vague in what she was meaning, especially with a smiley emoji. . What is wrong with *I don't see this friendship going any further with us. Sorry * or, *I do not want to continue being friends anymore" both get the point across without seeming like a game. That being said, their may be more to the story, but with the context given, I don't see why she had to do it that way.

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a smiley emoji, it's the crime clenched teeth one. My guess would be he said something creepy or uncomfortable and it was a last straw for her.

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not someone being “creepy” that’s just sad

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this one I feel sorry for :-(

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's better, get it over with and move on, stop hanging around hoping for more.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Harsh but the right thing to do. Better to be honest with the chap than force a friendship that isn't working.

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be really young kids (as in early teens), right? Just the way she said that with absolutely zero sympathy and remorse sounds like a young person, or a sociopathic narcissist with no emotional capabilities.

    #50

    He's Always Posting These "Nice Guy" Statuses

    He's Always Posting These "Nice Guy" Statuses

    reddit.com Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Because I make pie charts like this instead of figuring out what about my interactions is putting people off.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Because I treat girls nice” is not the whole blue part. It’s just the dark blue square near the bottom.

    Katy Cordeth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did one of the Transformers write this?

    No
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because i look like a truck- pfft

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats where you're going wrong! You should be slappin' those bi***es down

    #51

    “Worst She Can Say Is No”

    “Worst She Can Say Is No”

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    Dodomaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Highway to the friend zone 🎵

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more of a misunderstanding than the other person being “creepy”

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought their lunch was a date. She did not

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    #52

    Alright, Nice Guy

    Alright, Nice Guy

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    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOBODY TURNS LESBIAN. Sorry for shouting.

    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, we were lesbian to begin with but just didn't realise it!

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    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but they would tell you everything to get rid of you.

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Decent"...... yeah sure....

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    #53

    Of Pika’s And Roses

    Of Pika’s And Roses

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well if she didn't throw out the plushi and flowers you would be seeing her boyfriend instead I'd say

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or thinking about how his gift was special because she kept it and she didn't really mean what she said, so he still has a shot. So he is pursuing her with more vigor than before because of his delusions.

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    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the type of flower they could have begun to.fade in 2 days. I would have kept the plushy cause my guy knows i can't resist them.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I told a guy I’d gone on 4-5 casual dates with that I just wanted to be friends. He kept trying, but I shut him down every time. The next week (this was right before Xmas) his best friend who was also my coworker came in to work with several large gifts that he’d asked coworker to give to me 🤦‍♀️ including a beautiful wok, an expensive set of hot sauces, and some other really nice kitchen stuff, very thoughtful gifts if you know me. I felt AWFUL and guilty and embarassed (the whole office noticed my parade of gifts) and I had a final discussion with him…..but I did keep the stuff haha, he wouldn’t take it back so 😅 waste not want not!

    Nicholas L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a new wok! Also, what kind of hot sauces? Need to get new heat after being disappointed by my last purchase.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol these are the same guys who would be furious if they found out their girlfriend was getting flowers from random guys at work and then kept them. I promise you the 'why can't i find a woman who isn't a liar and cheater?. Whoa is me! I'm such a good guy!' - posts would be everywhere.

    #54

    This Is Sad

    This Is Sad

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would then just send a screengrab of an ignore notification.

    #55

    That's Gotta Hurt

    That's Gotta Hurt

    StarAssassin Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shame.....I just feel bad for this one.

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, some of these at the end seem like the women are being unnecessarily mean.

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    #56

    Poor Alan

    Poor Alan

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    YetAnotherSarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT poor Alan! Jessica made it clear that she wasn't interested without being mean. If she had ignored it, "why are women so confusing??" If she had been assertive, "why are women such bïtches??"

    Dodomaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 Highway to the friend zone 🎵

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it...

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alan wants to be special to Jessica. He compliments Jessica on the internet to show how devoted he is to her. He tags her "#wcw", which means "Woman Crush Wednesday", which is apparently some kind of weird internet trend where people post photos of the women they have crushes on.. on Wednesdays. Jessica shoots down his hopes and dreams by saying he's just a "good friend" XD

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    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendzone touchdown in three - two - one ... 😂

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    #57

    Nice Guys Have Peaked

    Nice Guys Have Peaked

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    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally just how babies are

    Boggitha Johns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost spit out my coffee. This reads exactly like it was sent by a hungry 8 week old

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thou’st a most inferior moron. Thee deserve th’ coldest water to be dumped upon thee, if thou’st to live, so to put out our anger that yearns to kill thee. (Ah damn there goes my translator)

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be willing to jam my boobs briefly into an obnoxious twatmuffin's mouth, if it'd get them to choke on them and shut up for a second.

    #58

    Hopefully They Didn't Try Again

    Hopefully They Didn't Try Again

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen before but from a woman, who I promptly unmatched.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like that was a good choice on your part

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's in the UK then an ODP is an operating department practitioner. Someone who supports the surgical team before, during and after operations.

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I've asked this before, but... Who's in the wrong?

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh this one always cracks me up and I’m usually on blue’s side when I see it 😂 but given the context of this thread, blue is being kind of scummy

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    #59

    More Sad Cringe Than Nice Guy Tbh

    More Sad Cringe Than Nice Guy Tbh

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and some friends tried this once. Only we were looking for a drummer for our "band", not a woman. Unless a woman drummer wanted to reply, that would have been fine.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you are a baller when you are shopping for single "females" in your handwritten plain white T at the walmart.

    #60

    I Call This Masterpiece “Epitome Of A Nice Guy”

    I Call This Masterpiece “Epitome Of A Nice Guy”

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    #61

    F**k Vanessa

    F**k Vanessa

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    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair we need more context ...if she cheated on him yeah that's right eff u Vanessa...I hate cheaters of both sexes

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sylvia, can I send you a d**k pic?

    #62

    Nice Guy Trash 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Nice Guy Trash 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    #63

    This Dude Has Been Trying To Get My Friend To Go Out With/Hook Up With Him For Months, This Is His Latest Sad Attempt. Trust Me When I Say He Is 100% Grade-A Niceguy (Tm)

    This Dude Has Been Trying To Get My Friend To Go Out With/Hook Up With Him For Months, This Is His Latest Sad Attempt. Trust Me When I Say He Is 100% Grade-A Niceguy (Tm)

    ICSL Report

    SOMEONE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does tbh. Movies are expensive, would rather have it for myself and not go with him at all

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random, but I thought for, like, a whole minute tha my keyboard was up on my phone and tried to get rid of it

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't he just go alone. I know he's obviously hoping that the woman will agree to his idea, then change her mind and decide to sit with him, but if she agrees fo this scenario he might as well go alone anyway.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard is it to say you’re not interested though?

    #64

    Nice Guy From High School

    Nice Guy From High School

    icecreamtrucks Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wish I knew how". My bro, you're doing it right now.

    Panzerkampfwagen VII Löwe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I littraly do not know how to talk to girl in person i get all scared and silent this is not a joke this does happen

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop seeing women as mere cum receptacles and you might get somewhere.

    CanadianaKa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as the "Friend zone." A woman has every right not to be attracted to you and to think of you as a friend. Women aren't vending machines - put in friendship, get out sex. Sometimes friendship is all there is.

    #65

    The Saddest Part Is He's A Really Nice Guy

    The Saddest Part Is He's A Really Nice Guy

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's right in the friendzone. Some people just make better friends than partners. I wouldn't want to date my closest male friends either, they're friends for a reason.

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that's what friends are for.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone wants to be friends with you, and not just trying to let you down gently, then you should take it as a compliment. Being someone's friend is saying, I trust you, I enjoy your company, I will be there when you need me.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So because you can't get up enough courage to ask a girl out, you penalize her for treating you like a friend and talking to you about problems like any friend would because, silly her, she actually thinks you meant it when you said you wanted to be her friend. And if you did ask her out and she said, 'no', you would promptly stop being her friend, proving that when some of these guys complain about being in the 'friend-zone' it's because they're really just hoping they'll end up being an 'in emergency break glass' sex partner. Once that option is off the table, suddenly their friendship is, too.

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always a reason for one being in the friend zone.

    #66

    He’s A Nice Guy Please Anybody

    He’s A Nice Guy Please Anybody

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 40 the cut-off? I'm offended! >:( /s

    Katy Cordeth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's interested in having kids. This post seems pretty innocent to me compared to some of the others.

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    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he could be any age really..... so so creepy.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bet you they're about 40 themselves, but think it's more realistic they could go out with an 18 year old than anyone a year or two older than them.

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    #67

    A Guy I Went To Highschool With Constantly Posts About How Hard It Is To Find A Girlfriend As A "Nice Guy" Then Uploads This Gem

    A Guy I Went To Highschool With Constantly Posts About How Hard It Is To Find A Girlfriend As A "Nice Guy" Then Uploads This Gem

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even that looks like a creep.

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His "moji" looks like it belongs in the "Smug" episode of South Park... where everyone drives a hybrid. He's been sniffing too many of his own farts, lol.

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    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could punch that face all day long.

    Kailey Findley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He reminds me of when Wybie from Coraline gets his mouth sewn up and smiles creepily.

    #68

    Person On My Facebook Constantly Posts 'Nice Guy' Things And 'Im Single' Things

    Person On My Facebook Constantly Posts 'Nice Guy' Things And 'Im Single' Things

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    Tinkerblu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just asking to be friend zoned at this point

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt that. Really good friends don't have to ask that question.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really noisy door stop. That's what you are to me.

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    #69

    Nice Guys Eat Fruit, And Find Them Yummy (X-Post From R/Niceguys)

    Nice Guys Eat Fruit, And Find Them Yummy (X-Post From R/Niceguys)

    DilorianGoddess Report

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he needs some confidence in himself, maybe... I know it can be a little unnerving putting yourself out there sometimes, especially for some of us introverts, but it's steps that we have to take to get to know people. We definitely attract people through the vibes we put off and for many people who feel overlooked, it might help to just find things that make you happy in other ways. When you put off a happy or just healthy and content attitude towards your own needs and activities, people then want to be around you. They just don't realize it's a repellent to an extent to appear too needy.

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    Pensive_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll find her, someday. Don't stop being nice.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cant I find a man to look at me the way he looks at his banana?

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BANANA! Sorry my kids have been watching minions on repeat for the last few days

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just ate a pear yesterday. So? What am I owed by everybody?

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could get somewhere by eating a fruit's banana

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, look at me, I'm easy to feed! Lol

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana is good. Rude attitude is not good. So therefore banana-eater with rude attitude is neither good or bad (pardon my alien hedgehog logic)

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Batman was based on a fruit bat.

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    #70

    I Have Followed Her On Most Platforms She's On.. Therefore

    I Have Followed Her On Most Platforms She's On.. Therefore

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of guy who thinks the stripper really likes him and eventually convinces himself he shouldn't have to pay her because he considers what they're doing 'dating'. I mean...it's not horrible. I've seen worse on this list. It's just a little needy. If a woman is offering a pay-for service, you shouldn't go into it thinking she's going to be interested in you. Her job is to pretend to be interested in you, but I promise she's not.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle did that to a woman at a gentleman's club in Vegas. She "loved" him and he supported her for years. Then she left with his money and his heart.

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    #71

    This Dude Posts A Lot Of Things Like This, Asking For Girls To Volunteer To Be His #wcw Or Just Sad, Cringy, Nice Guy Things

    This Dude Posts A Lot Of Things Like This, Asking For Girls To Volunteer To Be His #wcw Or Just Sad, Cringy, Nice Guy Things

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    #73

    A Nice Guy Rages On Facebook After Being Played By A Stripper. He Accuses Her Of Bigotry And Threatens To Sue Her

    A Nice Guy Rages On Facebook After Being Played By A Stripper. He Accuses Her Of Bigotry And Threatens To Sue Her

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    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as I saw 2 southerns I was like oh this sounds like Utah and Southern is a strip club chain.

    #74

    My Friend Went On A First Date A Few Days Ago. I Ask Him How It Went, He Sends Me This Screenshot

    My Friend Went On A First Date A Few Days Ago. I Ask Him How It Went, He Sends Me This Screenshot

    ijfalk Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Last paragraph isn't fair. MPB can be really embarrassing and there is nothing wrong with being bald.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! As a female, I don't find baldness/balding ugly/unattractive at all. It's just something that happens. It happens to women too! A person isn't their hair alone. XD

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl is a true PÖS, good riddance. Dude, I hope you find your Leia! May the force be with you!

    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like he did ok? A little oblivious that she doesn't share his interest, but he's backing off respectfully when she's being an absolute jerk?

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy sounds like he dodged a bullet to be fair.

    Limey Cheesehead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually feel for this guy. That last comment wasn't very nice.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, she's the bad guy here. If he didn't have to carry the conversation, maybe he would have talked about other things. You should have redirected the conversation if that's what you wanted. If it didn't work out then that's just what it is but there's no reason to be such a b!tch. Also, some of us happen to like bald guys. It makes me wonder why she agreed to the date in the first place.

    Vanner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl sounds like a nightmare

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's awkward, she's horrible.

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