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Internet Users Are Sharing ‘Unknown’ Facts That Could Save Your Life, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Useful Ones
You might be beset by dozens of problems in your daily life. But the moment there’s a threat to your safety or that of your loved ones, all of that goes out the window. Then, there’s only one focus: survival, at any cost.
However, in life-or-death situations, you can panic and freeze up. It takes quick wits and agility to get out of danger in one piece, whether you suddenly smell gas, get stuck in freezing weather, get lost in a big crowd, or feel like someone is following you. Though there’s no substitute for training, a decent starting point is knowing what to do in critical situations. At least, in theory.
Today, we’re featuring various redditors’ survival tips and tricks, as they shared lesser-known facts about staying safe, in an informative thread on r/AskReddit. Have you ever found yourself in any perilous situations like the ones described here, dear Pandas? What advice would you add? Share your wisdom and experience in the comments.
Bored Panda got in touch with the Australian Firefighters Calendar team to learn more about fire safety. Firefighter Ben Church was kind enough to answer our questions. Established in 1993, the Australian Firefighters Calendar has raised over $3.4 million for various charities. You'll find our interview below.
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I have 8 siblings; one is a firefighter/paramedic, other is a 911 dispatcher, other is a soldier, other is a cop and my sis is a lifeguard. They all contributed to this. None do Reddit so they wanted this. A lot of this is frequently asked questions. Sorry, this is long, we have a lot to share.
Fish smell but no fish? GET OUT, ELECTRICAL FIRE, CALL 911.
Drunk but no alcohol? Tell the person to smile, if it's drooping, it's a stroke.
Stabbed? Don't move it. Go to the ER because it's the only thing preventing you from bleeding to death.
Cinnamon smell in your drink? Don't drink it, it's a cover up for poison.
No service and need help? You're still able to call 911.
Ocean retreating? Get to high ground, there's a tsunami.
Need heat/light? Burn a crayon, it will last up to 14 minutes.
Don't know how to talk to 911? Say where you are first, what happened, your info, the victim's info, stay calm and answer questions best you can. The more info, the better.
Square waves? Avoid the water, you'll drown.
Think you're being followed? Make 4 right turns. Still behind you? Following you, DON'T GO HOME, GO TO THE POLICE STATION.
Held at gunpoint/knifepoint and told to go somewhere? DON'T GO. You're more likely to be found where you are than to the location you're being taken and make a scene too.
White fuzzy spot on your banana? Don't eat it, spider infestation.
In the woods and nothing to eat? Dandalions (the yellow ones) are fully edible.
Carjacker? Crash the car, then you're useless.
Under rubble? Grab an object and tap in intervals of 3, wait 10 seconds, tap 3 times again and so on.
Unmoving tornado? It's coming towards you.
Fall on tracks at a subway? There's a crawl space under the platform, go there until you get help.
Don't know the emergency number? Call 112, it's a worldwide emergency number.
Disturb a bee/wasp nest? They're not stupid, don't go in water, they'll keep stinging you when you go for air.
Purple flag on the beach? Don't swim, there are dangerous sea creatures in that area.
Bleeding? Elevate it above the heart.
Gas smell? DON'T USE THE ELECTRIC, YOUR HOUSE WILL EXPLODE.
Bitten and poisoned? DON'T SUCK IT. YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE.
Someone overdosing? DON'T BE AFRAID TO CALL 911, NOR YOU OR THE PERSON WILL GET IN ANY LEGAL TROUBLE.
Elevator falling? Lay flat on your back and cover your face.
When does drunk driving occur? Late hours of the night (Midnight-4:00 in the morning) Friday-Sunday.
Hair randomly stands up while outside? DUCK AND COVER, YOURE GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
What info should I carry? List of medicines you take, allergies, name, age, address, phone number, where you live, what language you speak, blood type, any useful information for emergency services.
Fire? Before you leave the room, touch the door with the back of your hand. Cold? Peek out. Hot? Use the window if possible.
What's the 3-minute rule? You only have 3 minutes to escape a house fire. 3 weeks without food is survivable. 3 days without water. 3 hours without shelter. 3 minutes oxygen deprived
How should I leave a fire? Don't use the lobby or where you came from, when you walk into a building, there are exit signs, use those instead.
What's dry drowning? When you're drowning to the point you feel like you need to throw up water, even though you make it out, go to the ER because your lungs will fill with fluid over time then you drown from the fluid.
What if an animal is vividly colored? It means they're more likely to be poison.
Money falling from buildings? Don't pick it up, get the hell out of there, it's a way terrorists kill more people, is by having them all in one place.
What happens if a service animal is not with its owner? Go with it, it's getting help.
Kill-Bunny 2 years ago
I would like to remind that "turn right 4 times if you feel followed" works only, and only in places that are planed as "squares". I'm from Europe. And in my country, many times if you make same turn 4 times to the same side, you literally most likely going to end up in dead end - a perfect place for your attacker. Instead, call emergency number and ask for instructions what to do.
Trillian 2 years ago
OK this "emergency calls when there is no coverage" only works if there is any coverage at all. Your phone can then use that of another service provider for the emergency call. If there is no coverage at all, then you can't make a call.
Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago
Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. It's very poorly worded.
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XenoMurph 2 years ago
"What's that Skippy? Timmy fell down a well while reading Anna Karenena wearing blue jeans and Trilby hat, and you are tapping out the GPS coordinates in iambic pentameter?!"
Cara G 2 years ago (edited)
See this is the perfect alternative to having to carry this information on you at all times. Get yourself a Lassie-like service dog to communicate all of it for you so that when someone sees your animal without you, they'll know what to say when they call 911 or 112 if abroad.
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Tushar Roy Mukherjee 2 years ago
So if I disturb a bee/Wasp nest accidentally, what AM I supposed to do?
essie_bessie 2 years ago
Run and keep running, they will stop after a while and return to defend the nest.
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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
OK, 1. you peel bananas and I've never seen spiders *inside the peel*, so wtf, just toss the peel in the trash and if you must, throw insecticide on it. 2. When has anyone ever thrown money around to attract victims? 3. Wow, as an MD I'd like to contest the definition of "Dry drowning" and I'd keep going but geez.
Gareth Vaughan 2 years ago
Maybe no spiders, but there might be eggs in the flesh of the banana underneath the peel.
Load More Replies... Cara G 2 years ago
I think it refers to extreme weather conditions if you're unprepared. Three hours outside in sub-freezing temperatures with no shelter and less than adequate clothing is probably enough to cause death from exposure. Also, that one was titled "the 3 minute rule" when they should have called it "the rule of 3" since it includes multiple measurements of time.
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Rocco MZ 2 years ago
Drunk Driving occurs 24/7. I got an OUI at 9pm once. Just last week I read about a woman getting one at 10am. People drink at all times of the day for whatever reason. Best time to drive drunk? Never. I blew the bottom of the limit and even the cops were surprised because they didn't think I was intoxicated. I admitted to having a few beers, which was my mistake. Anyway, that was 12 years ago and I won't drive even after one beer and I won't ride in a car with someone else who has been drinking.
Honu 2 years ago
Yes. But it is more prevalent at certain times, like when people are going home from the bars. Also, holidays where people tend to drink a lot. Here in the US, people drink during the day as well as evenings quite a bit on Memorial Day, Independence Day, Cinco de Mayo. New Year's Eve, Thanksgiving and Christmas, people will drink more in the evening, but still a lot of drunk folks, especially NYE. I am not driving drunk, but I'm reticent to drive on those days if I can help it because a lot of the other drivers have been drinking. It's a time for extra caution.
Load More Replies...Firefighter Ben, from the Australian Firefighters Calendar team, confirmed that fire does indeed spread rapidly. "In as little as 3-5 minutes, a small fire can quickly spread causing a house to be fully involved. This is due to many factors but primarily due to the construction of homes nowadays and the materials used," he explained to Bored Panda.
"Even the furniture that is in homes nowadays is different to what it used to be, which accelerates the rate of spread fire as compared to 20 years ago. Previously, furniture was made of hardwood material (which was slower burning) and now we have a lot of flat pack furniture made of chipboard (which burns much quicker than hardwood)." This may come as a shock to many of you readers. One would assume that there would be progress regarding fire safety as time moves forward, not the other way around.
Firefighter Ben said that you should evacuate your home if "initial/first strike firefighting actions such as using an extinguisher or fire blanket are ineffective or unsuccessful." The best firefighting method, instead, is prevention.
"It would be wise to make a fire proof plan for your household. Have a fire blanket in the kitchen and an extinguisher nearby but not too close to flammables such as paints, solvents, petroleum, etc. Make sure you don't leave power tools or batteries on charge for extended periods."
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#2
Losing too much weight too fast will damage your kidneys. Happened to my father who was trying to go into retirement in better shape. Lost 60 pounds in 2 months eating ONLY salads and drinking water. No carbs or fat. All cardio no weight training. Somehow destroyed one kidney and impaired the other one, he is on daily dialysis now. After it happened I did some research and it seems that your body gets used to the fat in your system which helps curb the toxin filtration. Losing too much too fast is like throwing extra dirt into a filter all at once instead of little at a time. The right way to do it is a few pounds a week with both weight lifting and cardio, also still include some carbs and fat in your diet even if it takes a longer to shed off the pounds. Maybe this is common knowledge because I had somewhat heard this before but I had never seen how it shreds through kidneys so quickly before.
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
This. Finally. You have no idea what a crash diet or a hard core keto/paleo/atkins/etc. diet can do. Some people will be fine ----- genetic variation ----- but some will end up with CKD (chronic kidney disease) and if you don't end up on dialysis, you end up with neuropathy so bad you wish you'd die, per patients of CKD due to kidney damage. Rabbit starvation is a nickname for this.
Cara G 2 years ago (edited)
I have a friend who died from CKD due to many years of anorexia nervosa. Dialysis, donor kidney, multiple hospitalizations. She didn't outlive her donor kidney (was headed for a new one) and passed away in 2018. She was 36.
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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
This can be a problem with your pets too BTW. I had an obese cat that I had put on a diet to lose some weight (bought him a special food from the vet to help him lose weight slowly). But then he got a tooth infection and refused to eat at all. I had to give him a medicine to increase his appetite. I found the whole thing ironic. I was giving my overweight cat an appetite inducer to make sure he kept eating so that he didn't lose weight too quickly. He is fine BTW, he's just no longer an obese cat. He is a very healthy, but grumpy, 16 year old cat, with one missing tooth (it had to be pulled out, I skipped that part of the story).
TheDemonicCat 2 years ago
Hope your cat is healthy and happy. It can be scary when a pet straight up refuses to eat. My cat had to have half her teeth pulled at only one year of age. My other cat just stopped eating and drinking because of an illness, only got worse.(First cat is alive and Healthy)
Load More Replies... Jon Steensen 2 years ago
... and also make sure that get all the nutrients your body need to rebuild itself, as it is constantly making repears in the eternal fight of natural decay. The body normally does this pretty well when you eat a varied diet, but if you start to eat the same stuff day ind and day out, you run the risk of deficiency diseases (scurvy is an example) if you are not carefull. You body actually need some fat, as that is what cell membranes are build out of, and it is also fat that insulates the electric signals running in your nerves. So while reducing the amount of fat that you ingest is good in many cases, cutting it all togheter is normally a bad idea.
I'mNotARoboat 2 years ago
To add to this, some vitamins and minerals need fats to be properly metabolised.
Load More Replies... Tuna Fish 2 years ago
I lost fourty pounds in two months and it destroyed my gallbladder. Had to have it removed emergency style.
Upstaged75 2 years ago (edited)
I got gall stones when I lost a significant amount of weight. Lost my gallbladder too! :) And the Jenny Craig diet gave me kidney stones. Apparently my body likes stones - I've got tonsil stones too. Those aren't a big deal though. ;)
Load More Replies... Cara G 2 years ago
I had a friend who died after an almost decade long battle with chronic kidney disease due to anorexia nervosa. She passed out at home one day and woke up in the hospital with ZERO renal output. She went on dialysis while waiting for a donor kidney, which she eventually received. But donor kidneys have an approximate lifespan of 10 years and then need to be replaced. She didn't live long enough to get a new kidney and passed away in 2018 at the age of 36. Rest sweetly, Jenni ❤
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
TIL! That's such a sad story, and a devastating way to learn that info.
Sally Signup 2 years ago
My mom destroyed her gall bladder on the old Nutrisystem diet in the 80s. If I recall, there was zero fat in that and her gall bladder just quit working.
corgiobsessed00 2 years ago
also: if you are losing weight quickly without cutting out anything, exercising, or dieting go get checked for diabetes. I got diagnosed with type 2 at 20 years old.
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Not exactly an answer that will save your life, but may save the life of an animal. Never, ever, ever give away animals for free to strangers. Creating a financial disincentive to adopt weeds out people who cannot afford to care for a pet, people who will neglect that pet, and most importantly people who intend to abuse that pet. Serial animal abusers search for free animals on social media explicitly for this purpose.
Always charge money. It’s not so you can make profit. It’s to increase the chances that animal will be okay.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I adopted a dog off craigslist. The humans had new jobs, and couldn't give their dogs the time and attention they needed any longer. The adoption fee was $25.00. The owners had me make out of the check to the Humane society. They just wanted to be sure their animals went to decent homes.
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
I had a 110 lbs German Shepherd. I had to move to small apartment, and he was not happy there. I ended up giving him to a farmer who wanted to train him to watch his sheep. The farmer was a Pennsylvania Dutch Mennonite (no electricity, no cars, etc), so I didn't get any photos afterwords, but I did get to visit him a few weeks later. I had never seen Loki so happy. He had a big field, animals to play with, and a load of kids to run around with. He was like a puppy again, it was so cute.
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Carol Emory 2 years ago
Also giving a dog away for free can end up having the dog become a bait dog for fighting.
Sammie 19 2 years ago
I had to rehome my two cats for 2 reasons even though I wish I could keep them. 1 I was struggling to pay a huge vet bill for my elderly cat who had cancer and I spent a lot of money I didn't have from my tiny disability pension and 2, I moved to a busy town with main roads crisscrossing my road with many heavy trucks going past 24/7 which meant they wouldn't be able to go out during spring and summer and they loved being out. I took contact with the local pet charity and they found a great home in the country where they were free to go in and out as they pleased. I've been in contact with their new owner who has sent me pictures of them and both are very happy. I'm sad for me but happy for them
MonsterMum 2 years ago
I got two kittens during the pandemic when prices were sky high (after losing a much loved elderly kitty). I refused to entertain paying for an animal as I believe this encourages unscrupulous breeders. I was happy to pay for vaccinations and/or a donation to charity. I was given my kittens by a stranger who had lots of interest in her kittens. She visited my home before saying I could have them.
Surfing Panda 2 years ago
People with money don't abuse their animals...? Think again. I've never paid anything for my cats and always took very good care of them. The one that is with me now since almost 10 years was a homeless cat that just jumped on my lap while I was sitting in my garden a day or so after my previous cat died of age related illness. I had decided not to take on another animal because one always feels heartbroken after a pet dies. But she decided otherwise...
🧶𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣🪡 2 years ago
I understand the reasoning/thinking behind charging adoption fees. HOWEVER, I also believe that if you're committed to rehoming an animal to a safe & loving home without charging any $, you can & WILL make sure that any potential new owners are thoroughly vetted and have proven themselves capable of raising an animal long-term. I have rehomed many, MANY 🐓, 🐀, & 🐈⬛️ over the years without ever charging fees and because I so thoroughly assess potential owners, I can contact the folks who did wind up with the animals, anytime, & get pics/updates about the pets if I ever need to do so. Just because someone can fork over a one-time $25, $40, $50 or whatever rehoming fee doesn't make them trustworthy, capable, or a good fit for the animal they're trying to get...nor does a fee replace the need/responsibility to research, weed out, & communicate with potential new owners. Ultimately, what is protecting the animals is the judgment call(s) of the original owner(s), fee or no.
Carrie Cain 2 years ago
Straight up bullsh*t!!! Most people can't afford to adopt pets because of how much extra the shelters charge... the same exact reason why most people can't afford to adopt children. Most people who have pets got them for free from strangers, from ads in the paper/online, from a neighbor/friend, or simply found a stray on the street & took it in as their own. And the majority of people who have done that take excellent care of & love those pets as if they were human children, even if they aren't rich b*tches & don't have a sh*tload of money they make sure their pets are taken care of & spoil them. I myself have a dog that I rescued from my neighbor who was neglecting/abusing him & who's brother in law used as a bait dog...I didn't pay for him, and he's taken care of better than ever, completely spoiled even tho all I get is $784 on SSI.
There may come a moment in our lives when we have the opportunity to save someone in danger and be an everyday hero. For instance, you may see a fire in your local area. Once you call the emergency services, what do you do next? Do you wait for the authorities to arrive and support them then or do you attempt to save anyone who's inside by yourself? A lot depends on each individual situation. Bored Panda wanted to get the Australian Firefighters Calendar team's opinion on the right approach.
"It's a tough call and the general answer is to just wait outside and stay away from danger. I would encourage people to use common sense in these situations. Try and alert people that are inside by means of not endangering yourself," firefighter Ben said.
"Can you set off your car horn or alarm? Can you knock on the door or window out of the smoke? I would encourage passersby to gather as much information as possible (contact the neighbors to inform them of fire) so that they can inform the professionals that are arriving but also give them space to do their work," he told Bored Panda.
"There are a lot of hazards involved in structure fires that we as firefighters are trained to look out for and 2 casualties caused by a fire is much worse than 1 casualty.".
#4
Relationships are voluntary.
If someone is hurting you or you just don't like being around them, mentally or physically, parent, friend, or partner, you are always allowed to leave.
Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago
Unfortunately this is not true in much of the world, and rarely true for minors.
Cara G 2 years ago (edited)
Allowed to leave and able to leave are two different ideas however. Abusers are keenly aware of this and will always use it as a further means to control their victims, either by weaponizing an already existing imbalance or creating one themselves. Social and familial isolation, financial control, constant surveillance, etc.
Lee Kerr 2 years ago
It’s advice from someone who has never actually lived with an abuser; it verges on victim blaming.
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Kelli Lindsay 2 years ago
Yeah, this is a little simplistic and no offense to guys, but for women in an abusive situation, leaving that relationship can be the most deadly, dangerous moment in their lives. Just watch Dateline or even just read the news.
I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago
Women often feel they don’t have the power to say “no” or walk away. Never give your power to someone else.
AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
Cannot upvote this enough! I wish I could go back to the 18 year old me and keep repeating that..
Just saying 2 years ago
I disagree. Some people cannot just leave as easily as you might think. Some people are not "allowed" to leave for fear of being hurt or killed. There are sick people out there.
#5
From a person who lives in the arctic:
If you are outside in cold weather and you are freezing, but all of a sudden feel really warm with no explanation as to why DO NOT REMOVE ANY CLOTHES.
You are about to die and your body is spending it’s very last energy on heating you up. Seek shelter and warmth immediately even if it feels like you are boiling hot.
People have been found freezing to death in their underwear not far from civilization because they believed they were warm
Natalie Bohrteller 2 years ago (edited)
In German it's literally called cold idiocy (Kälteidiotie). But usually at this stage, people are not able to help themselves anymore.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Medically speaking, by that point, you're usually not thinking clearly enough to say, "Oh, wow, hypothermia!" Speaking as an MD, hypothermia survivor (mild twice) and treater of hypothermia. If you feel freezing? *THAT* is when you seek immediate shelter. Wanna see what happens if someone decides to wait till they feel hot in a blizzard?No, you reallllly don't.
My O My 2 years ago
Is there anything to stop the freezing? The cold gets in my bones within minutes no matter how much I wear and oftentimes I do not really warm up again the whole day. Shaking goose bumps and all even when I'm in the warmth again. I'm happy to hear all of your ideas!
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Susan S 2 years ago
I experience being cold and commonly will feel all of a sudden hot, but I just call it menopause hot flashes.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
And do you get helpful hot flashes when you're freezing your butt off shoveling the walk? Nooooooo, of course not!
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Ray Heap 2 years ago
Yup! Can confirm. Been there, done that. Obertauern one a snowstorm, just walked a few meters out of the kitchen I was working in, just a few meters and got lost. I wandered about half an hour and started to feel very hot and just wanted to strip off and curl up in a nice warm snowdrift with my brain screaming that I was about to die. Spoiler, I didn‘t but thawing out again wasn’t pleasant.
Angeline Shalyn 2 years ago
This is true , it's how my moms cousin died when he was 10, he got lost on a hike in the mountains and when he was found he had removed his coat and most of his clothing, extremely sad
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
Though at this point, your mental faculties may be so degraded by the effects of the cold that you just feel overly hot, not realizing you are freezing to death.
DEW 2 years ago
Our lower deck was flooded and was almost high enough to get in the house. I was in knee deep water and at the time was taking bucket after bucket of water to dump. I felt really nice and the water felt warm. Went in and couldn't feel anything. I couldn't get warm. I have since cut a few of the boards out. I put holes in a 5 gallon bucket and put in a automatic pump. So now no water comes up over the boards. We used to joke about it until it got into the house. I was the only one able to stay up all night and go plug in the pump. This was before I cut the boards. Lesson learned. I get nervous still around Oct. til Feb. I still panic!!
Surfing Panda 2 years ago
Except that when that happens your brain isn't functioning normally anymore. So you won't be able to reason. You're only hope is that someone is with you to stop you.
#6
If you're in a crowd that's packed almost uncomfortably tight, ask yourself: If my shoe fell off right now, would I be able to retrieve it? Or would I just never see it again? if the latter, GTFO of that crowd.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Get out calmly because if you really GTFO you could cause the crowd to panic. That could end badly.
Ditte 2 years ago
The Halloween celebration in South Korea recently is a good example of how dangerous that can be.
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 2 years ago
My sister actually did lose a shoe at a concert back when they had General Admission. She had to be pulled out because of the immense pressure of people pushing towards the stage. She found it after the concert was over. I'm glad that many places have banned General Admission. Disappointed though that ticket prices are so expensive. F*** you Ticketmaster!
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
At a lot of concerts now, they have security guys between the crowd and the audience. If you are getting crushed against the fencing, you can waive to them and they will help pull you out, and get you back to the rear of the crowd.
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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
Similarly, if you see a crowd of people all running in one direction, run in that direction. Do not attempt to figure out what they are running from. If you are in Pamplona and this happens, run faster.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago (edited)
Pamplona? Edit: I looked it up and, yeah, run.
Load More Replies... Solid Pileo 2 years ago
This describes the everyday morning rush hour crowds we experience in the trains and buses here....
Sam Juan 2 years ago
Ask yourself: if my shoe fell off on the way to work during rush hour crowds on the train or bus, do I retrieve it and return home, or just go home directly?
Load More Replies... and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Uh… nah, I’m not going in a crowd that I can’t have full elbow room in, period. If you need me, I will be in my room with noise-canceling headphones and my car, thank you very much.
Bobert Robertson 2 years ago
I was at Rock the Bells concert on Randall Island in NYC back in like 2008 or something. I remember leaving the island we all had to take shuttle busses back off the island, so there was a massive crowd waiting to get on the bus, and it was packed SO tight. So tight that when I walked toward the bus and stepped off a curb onto the road I didn't immediately sink to the ground, my 185 pound body just sorta suspended between everyone. I hated that and I hate crowds ever since
You can never truly be 100% prepared for anything in advance because situations can and do change in unexpected ways. There's always room for error. There's always room for the unexpected. However, training and preparation are still essential. Don't sleep on learning survival skills or coming up with a plan of action in case of an emergency.
That’s one of the reasons why you periodically have fire drills at school and work: you need to put your theoretical knowledge to the test. You need your body to know what to do. Of course, things will probably never play out like you imagine them to when there’s a real emergency, but it’s good to build up some muscle memory
One half of someone’s survival habits is having a sharp mind and knowing exactly what to do and how you can tell if you’re in real danger. For example, knowing not to turn on the lights if you smell gas. Or knowing not to take off your clothes if you’re feeling hot when you’re someplace very cold.
The other half of this is physical fitness. If you’re healthy, athletic, and have good endurance, your chances of survival are far better than that of someone who spends all of their time on the couch, glued to their phone or laptop, constantly eating junk food. That’s aside from all of the daily quality of life benefits that come from regular exercise and eating a good diet, of course.
#7
If you meet a confused, psychotic or drugged person, there are important things to be aware of. Confusion is a more common word for "brain failure". The brain is no longer able to do its primary job: Filter what is important for you. You may have heard that our consciousness have very little bandwidth. If the brain can't sort things, sensory input becomes a fire hose, and you can't understand what's ever relevant to you to start dealing with. The frontal lobes shut down, and you start acting and reacting in some very primal ways. In many ways, you function mentally like a frightened animal. You will perceive things differently. A smile is bared teeth and a warning. Eye contact beyond very short moments is a challenge. And so on. So, you're somewhere where you happen to be alone with someone confused. Rule 1: Keep your distance. The personal sphere grows. Rule 2: Keep your face neutral, maybe a bit worried. Rule 3: No sudden movements. Rule 4: Hands where they can see them. Rule 5: Use simple words and short sentences. Rule 6: If you can get them to sit down, the risk of violence decreases. Rule 7: If you can give them a situation they recognize, like eating a sandwich and drinking some coffee, it's even better. Remember, it's not an evil person. It's someone who is in very bad shape. When it goes south, it does so because you cornered them.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
I've learned that in the UK, a potentially dangerous or hysterical person can often be calmed down by simply giving them a cup of tea.
Cat Palmer 2 years ago
As a British person I can confirm that a cup of tea is a cure for just about anything. Except a dislike of tea - no-one has yet been able to cure my unpatriotic distaste for leaf water!
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Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Be aware too, that some people may be suffering a medical condition. Urosepsis causes an altered mental state with a 40% mortality. Men can get this too. It starts with an untreated UTI that the patient experiences no symptoms. Please be aware of the effects of urosepsis.
Layna Andersen 2 years ago
Happened to my Dad. He was never the same mentally, and passed a few months later. He was 84 and had an amazing life, though.
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Margaret H 2 years ago
Not always true. Was attacked from behind by a woman with a hammer because she thought I'd killed every bird in the world. There was no reasoning with her, no chance for a cup of tea or other distraction. Sheer terror can make you run very fast.
Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
I'm in the US, and I wish that more cops knew this. Way too many people who are emotionally or mentally disturbed end up getting shot and killed by the very people who are meant to help them.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Not even mentally disturbed… just black/brown. God f*k America.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
"Confusion" is not defined that way. Confusion can be caused by: stroke, tumor, blow to head, dementia, drug use/abuse, dehydration, hypothermia, hyperthermia (heat stroke), hypoglycemia, hyperglycemia (think diabetes), and I can go on. In any case: Call them an EMT and let the medicals decide what it is. Please. Someone doing this is why my mom's still here. (Tumor.)
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Apparently the simple act of standing NEXT to someone, instead of in FRONT of them, can also be helpful in situations where there is potential for violence.
Tim Snyder 2 years ago
This sounds amazingly like me. I have high functioning Autism Spectrum Disorder and often get confused with too much stimulus (external noise or movement, or internal racing thoughts
Nic Behrens 2 years ago
Yes but just because your normal interactions with people works this may not work for someone who is irrational, the best advice is for you to observe and report if you can get out otherwise rational thinking should be ignored and just try to make yourself not a threat. Maybe even agreeing with them till you have your escape. Try to bring other people into the conversation. They will be more likely to recognize the danger that you also recognize if not try to slip someone some kind of note. Most people are willing to help
#8
I learned this from Mythbusters, in the episode about crashes (cars/helicopters) if you find yourself disoriented underwater: Calm people live, panicked people die. I was in a boat crash a number of years ago, and I believe this saved my life. No flotation device, stupid, I know. I dont remember the impact, I was suddenly several feel underwater and didn't know which way was up. I freaked for a split second, then that advice popped into my head. I stayed still, and let bouyancy do it's thing, saw some bubbles and followed them as they rose.
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
The pressure gradient in water is much bigger than in air, and hence if you sink quicky, you risk your eardrums flooding. When that happens, you inner ear will be filled with water, and as our balancing organs is located in them, you can loose your sense of what "up" is. It happens to divers sometimes, and as they are balaced to be neutrally boyant, they will not naturally float to the surface. Therefore it is important to not panic, but remember that up is the direction that the exhaused air floats.
John L 2 years ago
Similar advice works when buried in an avalanche. make a small pocket and squeeze some snow to melt it. See which way the drops, drip. Gravity, it exists. ☺
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
I leraned "follow th ebubbles" as a kid. Gas always rises in water. This presupposes you can *see*, however.
White Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I fell in the water when I was like 8. My stupid cousin pushed from the rubber boat. I panicked, tried to stand up, but hit my head in the ground (water was like 1,30 m) So I -totally on instinct - opened my eyes, let out a bit if air and followed the bubbles. Stood up no problem. But damn, those were scary moments. You can get disoriented in chest-deep water as well!!!
Philly Bob 2 years ago
In diving school, they tell you to blow a small bubble and follow it. The bubble always rises. If caught under snow and can't find "up?" spit... go the opposite way of the spit.
#9
If you ever have to touch an electrical wire that you’re not sure is live or not, touch it with the back of your hand. If you touch it normally, the electricity will make your muscles contract, and you’ll automatically grab on to the wire tighter and tighter until you’re dead.
Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago
Thanks! As a person who loves touching electric fences, I'll keep this in mind.
Bathsheba 2 years ago
If you're not sure a wire is live or not, I strongly recommend not touching it.
A P 2 years ago
Testers are not expensive, and definitely cost less that a cardiac restart
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
What. The. Actual.... You still get shocked. Touch it with a wooden (nonconducting!) spoon, if you must. A dry wooden spoon. Because where you get shocked doesn't necessarily determine clinical outcome. It depends on the amps... And you can die at 1 amp. At 5, yep. A 10-amp? It'll be a lovely funeral, but possibly a closed casket, unless an EMT is standing next to you. signed, an MD, and former member of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers. (Go union!)
Rostit . 2 years ago
It is not just the amps . It's the watts. The just the amps kill you is an incorrect statement.
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Illusion 2 years ago
Just... Don't touch it... (I'm an electrician, trust me. Call a professional.)
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
...and put the other hand hand in your pocket! An electric current is most likely to kill you if it runs through your haert on its way to the ground, e.i. thorugh your chest entering at one arm and exiting at the other, as you are holding/grapping something conduction, like a water pipe with the other hand. But the best advice is not to touch it in case of doubt, and use a "voltage tester" before you touch any wire. You can get screwdrivers with a small build in lamp that will flash when touching a live wire.
Alex Bruinekool 2 years ago
Do not use just a voltage tester, they only detect if electricity is present. They are notoriously incorrect and untrustworthy. Use a voltmeter or call a licensed electrician.
Load More Replies... Rostit . 2 years ago
Too much bad advice in the comments. Don't touch a wire. For any reason unless you are a professional. Electricity can burn you internally as well as electrocute you. Voltage and amperage are not mutually exclusive. Watts are the big problem as is the frequency of the voltage/current. A high voltage low current source can not hurt you until it's too late and you now have internal burns. As low as 6ma can stop your heart. Do not play with electricity. Ever. Professionals treat it with respect. So should you.
Though changes in technology and medicine have improved our chances of survival, it’s still vital to have a good level of fitness. It’s as important now, as it was hundreds and hundreds of years ago. Especially in cases when you’re isolated or don’t have access to that technology.
In short, being fit and having a vast knowledge base will help you survive. Especially if you’ve physically practiced what to do.
But there is a limit to how much you can prepare: it’s not like you can ready yourself for a thousand different catastrophes. That would mean that it’s all you live for. It’s impractical, not to mention exhausting, having to live with the stress that something bad will happen.
#10
An "Impending Sense of Doom" is a legitimate symptom and you should hurry yourself to the ER, especially when accompanied by other symptoms such as chest pains, dizziness, numbness in limbs, etc...
Lene Stoustrup 2 years ago
I suffer from bad anxiety, and YES. This happens ALL the time :-/
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Natalie Bohrteller 2 years ago
It can be a sign of a heart attack. I feel that's missing in the post and the reason why you should go to the ER.
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
"Impending Sense of Doom" ----- you note "accompanied by other symptoms". If you need the impending sense of doom to kick your butt to the ER when yo have dizziness/numbness/and/or chest pain? Or nausea (Yes, nausea!)... You may not get to the ER. Call emergency service ASAP, sit down if you're not seated. No sense passing out on the stairs.
Terri Johnson 2 years ago
True! Unbeknownst to me at the time, I have a genetic clotting disorder. What I thought was 'walking pneumonia' and shortness of breath was actually a huge pulmonary embolism forming. On a Sunday evening after not being able to walk from one end of my home to the other due to lack of breath, I had that 'impending sense of doom'. Told my spouse and we headed to the ER. Fortunately they knew what tests to run and figured out the PE, put me in ICU, and administered a clot-busting drug. I'm hear to tell the story, but if I hadn't paid attention to the impending sense of doom, I might not be.
Ashleigh O'Sullivan 2 years ago
My grandmother said she felt like this to my cousin a day or 2 B4 she died of a heart attack... I always thought it was just a coincidence
Emma S 2 years ago
Apparently it's one of the symptoms of having been given the wrong blood type during a transfusion.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Oh, damn. That’s scary. Horrible way to go.
Load More Replies... simply.Taz 2 years ago
I learned this in nursing school. If a patient tells you, "I just don't feel right, something is wrong", treat it as an emergency. Responding to their feeling of doom has saved many lives!
#11
Having to wait a certain amount of time to report someone is missing is 100 percent a lie made up for TV and movies. Finding a missing person is actually a race against the clock and the first 24 hours are the most important. If someone is missing missing, call the cops NOW.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
If you see something that looks like a kidnapping or hostage situation, SAY SOMETHING, TELL SOMEONE and don't assume you're overreacting. You may save one life now and others in the future.
Jane Alexander 2 years ago
There's a hand signal for -if you're a captive; Put your hand, palm out, behind you, or where ever the captor won't see it, drop the thumb across the palm then close the fingers over it. I wish this were better known.
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wifeofweasley 2 years ago
In germany you can't report an adult person missing within the first 24 hours. I mean you can but they won't do anything expect they have reasonto to. If the person just "left" or just doesn't come home they wont do anything because as a grown up you can decide where you want to be at any time so they always first think the person just decided to leave. If there's a video tape of the person being abducted or the car is empty on the road or they left all personal belongings (phone, money, ID, cards) somewhere - than they'll do something. They'll react instantly if a child is missing tho.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
In UK you can report an adult missing as soon as they've been gone long enough to worry you, and they will ask the questions to determine how unusual this behaviour is. It's a case by case decision
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Until fairly recently, there were in fact many polic departments in the US at least which required a waiting period for teens and adults who had gone missing. So it's not totally made up, it's outdated.
Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago
One time we couldn’t find one of my mom’s friends and she wasn’t picking up her phone. Her parents called the police after she had Ben gone about 5 hours (she was running to the store) and they said that it hadn’t been long enough. Luckily she was fine, but I still don’t think highly of the police department
I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago
I was a cop and YES you do NOT have to wait 24 hours. But try to have a family member report it if the missing is a friend, and then you can give details if necessary.
Gini Sarver 2 years ago
in Buckhannon, WV they will not to you about anyone over aged 18 until it’s been 24 ~ 36 hours… happened to myself when my husband went missing
Natalia Allen 2 years ago
My dad lives alone and quite far away from all his children. One of us usually speaks to him everyday. I remember a funny time the eldest sister messaged to ask if anyone had spoken/text with him the last couple of days as she hadn't been able to get through to him. None of us had and we all went into a mad panic calling and texting him. Couple of hours goes by no response and she was just about to call the police when he sent us all a message and said what the hell is going on? I just went out line dancing :))))))
Summer Mason 2 years ago
10/10 agree. Called my husband in missing a few years ago after he didn't come home on time and I couldn't reach him, he didn't say he was going anywhere else either. The cops found him crashed off a ditch near my house (I live less than 20 mintues from the mountains, it's really hilly here) and he had an concussion. So yeah. Call if they are missing. It's okay.
Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc 2 years ago
One time I ran away from home for about an hour. My parents did the right thing, and they had already called the police by the time I came home.
#12
If you are injured or need help in a crowded place direct your pleas to a specific person. Otherwise people tend to think that someone else will help, it’s known as the bystander effect. In an emergency every second can be crucial, give specific instructions to specific people
wifeofweasley 2 years ago
Also if you're in danger - don't call out for "help"! Yell "Fire!". Way more people are likely to react to fire and you'll get more attention from the people around you. I sadly learned about this "hack" before I started going places without my parents. If someone tries to grab you, yell fire
Monday 2 years ago
Yelling "Rape" works too, especially if someone is trying to grab you. People will react with fury.
Load More Replies... Cat Palmer 2 years ago
I saw this happen in person a few years ago - an injured lady was calling for help and half a dozen people walked past, all presumably assuming someone else would help. Once I stopped, several other people did too.
Cara G 2 years ago
Thank you for being the one who helped, and who inspired others to help as well.
Load More Replies... RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
The same thing happens to Pull Requests. If you put everybody on your Pull Request, nobody will look at it. You need to put the minimum number of people required for approval.
Amande Maria 2 years ago
The same if someone is assaulting you run to 1 person and act as if you know this person
Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago
I don't know why you are being downvoted. Some popular stories (not all) about the bystander effect ARE myths, but requesting specific things from specific people IS the most effective strategy.
Load More Replies...Odds are that, yes, at some point in your life, you’ll probably have to deal with danger. However, you can’t sacrifice your peace of mind just for this possibility. You have to be aware of the dangers and prepare for the most common ones, without giving in to constant fear and paranoia.
When dealing with unpredictability, many people can react with frustration and disappointment. Most of us yearn for a sense of routine and certainty. And when that’s taken away from us, it can be traumatic.
The answer to this is to accept that there will be moments and entire stretches of time when we might not have control over what happens to us. Not everything will go according to plan. Sometimes, bad things will happen to us. But we can change our expectations and how we react to these new circumstances. It’s all about embracing what we can and cannot control.
#13
If you have a bad gut feeling about someone but nothing seems to be out of the ordinary, run. It's better safe than sorry.
a fruity dream of delusion 2 years ago
i never know when to trust my gut. im constantly worried and not very trusting. there are times where i stayed and nothing turned out to be bad. so im like constantly confused as well 😭
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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 2 years ago
I always carry a sharp object around in my pocket and it’s probably saved me from rape :/ the stupid guy got it really, really bad…
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Yeah, that didn't happen for me till after I was raped. Good on you, IMO.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Should be higher. Your hindbrain is telling you to run because it's noticing details your "evolved brain" is ignoring or was taught to ignore as "not a problem". The cumulative data often means: GTFO.
I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago
Whatever you do don’t ignore that funny feeling. It’s better to look “funny” to the outside world, if you yell and scream, than to find yourself in a trunk of a car.
The_saffic_dragon 1 year ago
But what if you always feel like that? This fact has caused several panic attacks
Potato Chips 2 years ago
I highly recommend the book "Gift of fear" by Gavin de Becker on this topic.
#14
ER nurse here, I have a few that may or may not have been covered: Don’t mix alcohol with opiates. They both depress the respiratory center of the brain and combined, can kill you. If you are a recovering addict and you relapse, don’t take the same amount of the drug as you did the last time you got high. You had a tolerance then, you don’t now. Many overdoses happen this way. If someone arrests or dies in front of you, start chest compressions right away and don’t stop. Good quality chest compressions that are continuous and delivered at a rate of about 100/min can and do save lives (sing ‘Stayin Alive’ during compressions if necessary). If you’re pregnant and having bad headaches that won’t go away, get to the ER; they’re a sign of preeclampsia. If you’re worried about a heart attack and need to get to an ER, take an aspirin right away, it thins the blood. If someone is passed out and vomiting, turn them on their side, don’t leave them lying on their back, they can aspirate on their own vomit. Lastly, in an emergency, if an ambulance is on the way, don’t try to drive to the hospital instead. They have lifesaving equipment in their vehicles and you don’t. Wait for them and stay on the line with the 911 dispatcher. Stay safe out there kids.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
lol at the ambulances. Ours take like a few hours to arrive. Uber is much more reliable.
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Even when I lived in Nowhere, USA, that wasn't the case. Dang.
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Kimberlee Reynolds 2 years ago (edited)
Important: if you take an aspirin for a heart attack, CHEW IT, don’t just swallow it normally. It gets into the bloodstream much quicker, which is critical when every minute counts. It should also be at least 325mg and not any kind of “extended release” or “12 hour relief” aspirin. https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/aspirin-for-heart-attack-chew-or-swallow
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
Not only does a former/recovered addict no longer have the same tolerance they once had, it's actually much lower than it was before they quit. (March 1st will begin my 35th year of being clean)
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
chest compressions: ribs should be broken, it means you are doing them deep and aggressively enough. you can always heal from broken ribs.
I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago
I was a police officer and really had to lecture my dad about calling the ambulance with my mother. He rarely believed anything I said, but eventually he began calling an ambulance instead of driving.
talliloo 2 years ago
also, women present heart attacks differently than men. it's not the left arm hurting like it is depicted in movies. it can be a pain in the shoulders, along the jaw. the main thing is if you don't feel right go to the ER. after having a traumatic event happen it was a day or so that i didn't feel right and finally went to the ER. it turned out to be anxiety and i was apologizing for taking up their time as the ER had been crowded and they took me in asap when i mentioned heart attack. they responded that it was not a problem and to never hesitate to come in if you feel something isn't right or have that 'impending doom' feeling.
Emma S 2 years ago
💯 to the one about using the same about of drugs you did before a period of sobriety. I worked in substance misuse for several years and people are at their highest risk of overdose when they've just come out of prison. No drugs for weeks, months, or even years and then they come out and want to party and think they can use the same amount they did before. Same with alcohol. People that don't usually drink that much are often the most at risk of alcohol poisoning.
rodger coghlan 2 years ago
Seattle has been rated as the best place to have a heart attack - the response time is around 5 minutes
#15
Avoid wearing headphones, earphones, or air pods if you're walking alone on a street especially when it's dark. This attracts kidnappers since they think you are off-guard and would not hear them approaching. Avoid being on your phone too cause it makes you appear distracted. Just walk and be alert. If you feel like somebody is coming or following you, try to fake a phone call as if someone is waiting for you not too far from your current location. Say things like "I'm almost there guys" or "I'm already here at (current location)." This stuff came from a caught kidnapper. He describes what type of people they go for in the street. They also avoid approaching people with both hands stuck in their pockets since they are unsure if they're holding a knife or other self-defense weapon. Hope this helps.
Amy E 2 years ago
My guy friends don't take (or have to take) the same precautions as my lady friends.
Strings 2 years ago
Yes and no. If a guy is escorting a woman to her car, for instance (something I do regularly at the bar I work at), those same precautions help loads
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Alvia Vseobecna 2 years ago
the hands in pockets is interesting. One martial arts trainer used to tell me to keep my hands out of pockets for that fraction of a second difference in reaction time when attacked
David 2 years ago
Not a kidnapping but I think self confidence helped me dodge a mugging years ago. 2 AM, downtown Seattle at an intersection. Nobody around (except these folks). Five guys walk up to me and one says, "YOU GOT ANY MONEY?" I looked him in the eye and calmly said, "None that you can have" and turned my back on him and walked across the street. I'm pretty sure they thought I had a weapon or I wouldn't be so ballsy. I walked away all casual but man I was ready to bust out my fastest run any second if they started coming after me.
rodger coghlan 2 years ago
When I approach a dicey area, I start deep breathing (you know, pulling air down into the depths of your guts - a friend once called it breathing with your butt). This causes various bodily responses that prep you for fight or flight
Daydreaming in the dark 2 years ago
i always keep one ear uncovered since im worried that i am breathing weirdly when ever i do
#16
Don’t leave a suicidal person alone, no matter how jolly he looks that moment.
Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago (edited)
Welp. I live alone. Too bad for me!! Edit: Oh my god. I really wasn't expecting all the support. Thank you all so so much. You guys are the best, you all made my day :)
wowbagger 2 years ago
I know you probably meant your post as a joke, but for anybody who is in this situation (living alone, but being prone to suicidal thoughts): please try to make your home environment safe. I keep several hotline numbers in my phone and posted on my fridge. I don't keep a gun or large quantities of sleeping pills in my house. Most importantly, I monitor my symptoms and reach out for help when I'm feeling even a slight increase in depression or anxiety. It's important to find resources and put a plan in place when you're not feeling too bad; then you can rely on it if things get bad and you're no longer thinking straight.
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AJay 2 years ago (edited)
Sometimes people with severe depression may seem to suddenly 'get better' and be very happy, almost manic. This is often when it is most dangerous for them, as sometimes they will be happy because they have finally found a way out. Do not leave them alone for a minute at this point. You should always check up on your friends if you think they might be depressed or suicidal, and don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it. There are plenty of anonymous helplines and groups available if you don't feel comfortable talking to people you know. And if there is a serious situation where you or someone else is thinking about committing suicide, call for help. In Australia, the phone number for Lifeline is 13 11 14 (a non-profit organisation that provides free, 24-hour telephone crisis support service specialising in suicide and mental health) and in an emergency, always call emergency services. 000 in Australia, 911 in USA, 999 in the UK, etc. and 112 for the international standard emergency number. Take it from someone who has experienced very bad depression in the past, this information might save someone's life.
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
I'll be really vulnerable and give you a personal account if this. There was a point where I was severely depressed, friends and family knew and I had been in therapy. They were thrilled when I cleaned up my apartment and donated unneeded stuff, I amped up going out and talking to friends and family. What I was doing was trying to make my exit easier by cleaning up my place so it would be easier to pack up and spending time with close friends and family so they'd have good memories of me when I was gone. Be aware of this because sometimes when it seems like your depressed loved one suddenly gets cheery it's because they've made up their mind, they've made a plan to end the suffering and they're getting their affairs in order.
Load More Replies... XenoMurph 2 years ago
Eventually it can't be helped. We all have to make the decision to live. Make plans with them, give them reason to look forward to the future. Most importantly they need some reason to think things can change for them, treatment, counselling, debt advice. Most people who are saved in a suicide attempt never try again because something has then changed, they get help or understanding or compassion. A sense of change is the key
Monday 2 years ago (edited)
It's also worth noting that if someone is determined to kill themselves there may be nothing you can do to stop it. You can try your best, but your best might not be enough and that's not your fault.
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
When a suicidal person suddenly acts as if they totally snapped out of it; they’re happy, calm, and so damn normal, do NOT leave them. In fact, call their therapist or get them to a hospital ASAP. Suicidal people who suddenly seem “cured” have finally decided today is the day they’re going to kill themselves, which has the odd effect of calming them down. In these cases, though, that’s definitely NOT a good thing.
Mara Is… Trying 2 years ago
Yes, last year was a rough year for my friend and me both. Around this time she hade tried to k1ll herself using pills, and i had to be on the phone, texting, and more. I threatened to call 911 many times. I was 12. Traumatizing really, she is better now, but has just started being able to take pills again
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
My uncle's flatmate left him alone while he was sitting and counting out sleeping pills. Guess how my uncle died? (This was the late 70s when sleeping pills were much more dangerous)
talliloo 2 years ago
also, don't hesitate to take action if you think their attempt could be imminent. my son lost his wife and was very despondent and mentioned not having the will to live for a few days. i ended up having him committed for 72 hours. he was pissed at me but after he was released he told me he understood. was still upset at me but we got over it. better to have a pissed off person than to attend a funeral.
#17
Don't mix window cleaner and bathroom cleaner
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Windex has ammonia. Many bathroom cleaners have bleach. The combination of ammonia and bleach's main ingredient, sodium hypochlorite, produces chloramine vapor. VERY toxic.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
I did this when I was about 18. Cleaning a bathtub with Ajax cleanser and bleach makes a noxious gas that burns the nose and makes it hard to breathe.
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Jerry Mathers 2 years ago
iMy wife's cousin died while cleaning the shower using this very combo. Literally was cleaning, and ended up inadvertently mixing the chemicals. She started having a problem breathing so she went out of the bathroom to catch her breath. It wasn't getting better, so she asked her kids to take to the hospital. An hour later, she was dead. Too easy to do by accident. Everyone knows you shouldn't mix chemicals, including her. It was just a case of having an issue getting her shower cleaned and not ventilating the room while she was doing it. She switched cleaners and the next thing you know she is gone. I feel like high seniors should get a class that teaches real world things like how to make a budget, how to do your basic taxes, sign up for insurance, issues with student loans, and what the dangers are in a home (carbon monoxide, chemical mixing, fire safety, etc). Just the stuff that everyone should know, but may have been missed. Make it a pre-req for graduation.
Cara G 2 years ago
What a sad story! I'm so sorry that this happened, Jerry. I upvoted you for the valuable information at the end, which I completely agree with. Young adults should be prepared for the world of adulthood and there are too many concepts that are inadvertently left out by both parents and educators. I managed a department of 15 employees, many of whom were young millennials or Gen Z, and they all needed to be shown how to address an envelope and what a check looks like when it's made out to someone. They all had no idea because they do everything electronically.
Load More Replies... Wombat1985 2 years ago
Honestly, this is odd to me. Why are people using such aggressive cleaners for mundane tasks? My window cleaner is based on alcohol, my bathroom cleaner is based on vinegar. Why would I use bleach every time I clean my bathroom??
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Windex has ammonia. Many bathroom cleaners have bleach. The combination of ammonia and bleach's main ingredient, sodium hypochlorite, produces chloramine vapor. VERY toxic.
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Gay Doctor of Plague 2 years ago
Also, don't drink it... Trust me, as a person who's drunk bleach & cleaner, don't do it :)
Whatshername 2 years ago
Don't mix. At all. Or do like me and mix bleach and vinegar. Luckily, the vinegar was in the toilet bowl from the night before (so diluted) and I put the bleach just under the rim. But I still ran to the door.
Abigail Strong 2 years ago
My mom did this one time when she was a kid. She put both in the toilet not knowing abt the affect. Vapor started pouring out of the toilet.
#18
If you are in a big crowd with a group and you lose track of them, call out your own name to find them, not theirs. I don’t know why it works, but people are more attuned to hearing their friend’s name yelled in distress than their own. I’ve had several opportunities to test it out, and I swear it works every time.
Steve Robert 2 years ago
But if your name is Dave, expect your friends yelling back Dave's not here!
Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
My family has/had a family whistle that we could use in places like Disneyland (before cell phones so that shows how old I am). Its a lot more audible than yelling a name.
#19
We all know the symptoms of a heart attack as pain in the chest and/or the arm closest to the heart (usually left, sometimes right). But women tend to have pain in their stomach instead. There are also cases of people thinking they have pain in their back which turned out to be their heart.
Natalie Bohrteller 2 years ago
Even if I might be downvoted: transmen should absolutely be aware of this, it can save your life! Stay healthy everyone :)
SoozeeQ 2 years ago
This is why hospitals and medical clinics ask for biological sex on their admission forms. It's because men and women can sometimes present/react differently to certain diseases and need to be treated appropriately according to their biological sex and not their identifying gender. (No judgement - they're trying to save lives).
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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Back pain, "indigestion", etc. also are indicators in *both* biological sexes. Many a widowmaker made a widow because someone popped antacids or Tylenol. The location in your back is key: UPPER back. I capitalize to make sure you understand: Shoulder blade territory. And it's not stomach. It's upper abdomen and GI tract (can feel liek acid reflux spasm).... MD clarifying so people won't panic. Thank you.
Natalia Allen 2 years ago
I wish bored panda had a follow button for all your useful commentary :)
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Kat Min 2 years ago
Or vomiting. I just lost my SIL. She was vomiting and had back pain. It was on holiday, shortly after a boat trip, so nobody expected heart attack and they waited too long before getting help. She died, two months ago, only 58 years old and we miss her deeply. So, yeah, it's not just the left arm or lack of air.
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
THIS!!!! 100x over. There are a sad about of healthcare workers (home health, cna, Lvn, rn especially) that somehow don't know that this is a pretty common presentation in women.
David 2 years ago
In what universe is this fair? You will have abdominal pains every month throughout your child bearing years.. but they might be heart attacks. I reckon most women get used to what is normal for their body but I hate it when "common symptom" could also be "sign of something super serious". "Feeling thirsty is a sign your left foot is going to fall off." "OMG I felt thirsty just yesterday!"
Natalia Allen 2 years ago
I hear you. I regularly suffer with symptoms that could potentially be something serious and if I went to the doctor or emergency each time I would be there more than half of every week.
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Pamela Ezell 2 years ago
My jaw heart, I thought I was having wisdom teeth problems. Turns out I was 85% blocked in my main artery. Got a stent very quickly before a major heart attack. I am a Type 1 diabetic and this contributed to my heart problem.
Jake B 2 years ago
Yes! This is another of the weird places women hurt when they have heart issues. Everyone should know the symptoms for both genders and remember age isn’t always a precursor. Thank you for sharing!
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Andie 2 years ago
My problem is, heart problems run in my family, and I have anxiety/panic attacks that feel EXACTLY like a heart attack (chest pain, arm pain, back pain, jaw pain, shortness of breath). They happen almost monthly. I can't afford to go in every time. My doctor just told me, "you'll know if you are having one". Honestly terrified of this.
Isabella Ramos 2 years ago
Also, symptoms like feeling nauseous, coughing and light minded out of the blue are heart signals
Andrea Squires 2 years ago
I had 'backpain' and I was rushed in for possible heart attack, so I believe this is true (It wasnt it was gallstones)
#20
Having a partner choke you amidst a bout of domestic violence indicates that you are more likely to die the next time it happens.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Having a bout of domestic violence in a relationship is a red flag anyway, regardless of whether or not they choke you. GTFO out of that relationship as soon as you safely can.
Shine Chisholm 2 years ago
"Safely" being the key word. It's very difficult to leave an abuse situation. Abusers are very good at taking away autonomy and access to resources.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
No amount of apologies or promises that it won't happen again are worth putting your life on the line. Get out.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Having a partner choke you amidst a bout of domestic violence indicates that you need to file an assault charge, lay a restraining order, and leave them
Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
But often times the police do not listen and will not file charges.
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Baali Venomax 2 years ago
Oh my ex pulled that stunt a lot of times. But they forgot I fight back like a feral animal when scared. Guess people really do drop like rocks if you kick them hard enough in the right place. I always thought that was exaggerated.
Cara G 2 years ago
This is not limited to choking. The risk of fatality goes up the longer the violent relationship goes on. Each act of violence is viewed as a tacit approval to the abuser of how much they can get away with, which is why the violence only escalates. It takes an average of seven attempts to successfully leave a DV situation and the time when the risk of fatality is the highest is when the victim is trying to extricate themselves from the relationship.
Sue User 2 years ago
And from another thread, you can text 911. Text your address first, then details.
Mamma4boys 2 years ago
You choke on food. When this situation happens it's called strangling. Victims tend to say choke to make it sound less serious.
#21
Heart problems present differently in women than they do in men. My mom was very exhausted and had excruciating jaw pain. Her boss’ mother was a nurse for many years and told my mom to get to an ER stat. One quadruple bypass and almost 6 years later and my mom is thankfully still here, currently en route to see her friend.
Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago
I have had four heart attacks. The 4th, AFTER a triple bypass, presented with excruciating jaw and left arm pain but minimal chest pain (I am female, and was a slim, fit, healthy 47 year old with no risk factors when this started).
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
I'm glad you're with us. Thank you for reminding us of the jaw pain, and yeah, people can have a great EKG and then the widowmaker... or blockages aren't found... or... Again, I'm glad you are with us.
Load More Replies... RajunCajun 2 years ago
I was training to be an EMT so at my main job I was practicing on people taking BP. one guy was 200 over 100 and I advised him go to the med center right away. he did not and had a heart attack on the way home.
Elaine Morinelli 2 years ago
I am female and had a heart attack-in my face. I felt like i wanted to rip my face off yo let out the pain. I'm ok and no permanent damage but it is different for us.
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
im going to ask my mom about this because she often complains about jaw pain and exhaustion
#22
Humans are dangerous animals who will panic at a moment's notice. So, in an unfamiliar place always find out where the exit is. People have died being trapped by stampedes. Someone taught me this years ago and I do it without thinking now.
Captante 2 years ago
Step one of this is keeping your phone in your pocket!
Load More Replies... Monday 2 years ago
Those stampede stories always infuriate me, especially when it comes to concert crushes. I understand people getting trampled when everyone is running away from something dangerous but how the hell do adult humans think it's okay to push and shove just to get into/out of a concert venue or sports stadium more quickly?
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
In the US, all QT gas stations are designated safe places. A runaway or victim of domestic violence will be sheltered there until help can be summoned.
Logan Garwacki 2 years ago
I also do this but I never heard the tip before. Also is normal to be uncomfortable sitting with your back to a door?
Alleman Jennifer 2 years ago
Do not go out the way you came in if you can help it. That's the most likely way people will crush to get out b/c that's the way they know they came in. When you sit down, if you can pick your seat, sit near an exit opposite the entrance door.
Baali Venomax 2 years ago
Its what I do. Any time I go to a new place, is find out where all the exits are and of course, the toilets.
#23
Never ever pull out a deadly weapon (as in knife) in a fight if you do not intend to use it right away. If the other guy gets their hands on it, there is a strong possibility that they will use it on you instead.
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
yep and a lot of people get shot by their own guns that was laying around. Having a gun in your home might make you feel secure, but it can be a false security as it is just as good weapon when pointing at you as it is when it points away from you. Drawing a weapon escalates a conflict and elevates it into another and more dangerous level, so think twice before doing so.
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Amen to that. Or they leave it in a purse and the toddler grabs in there for their toy and kablam. *sigh*
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Rupp 2 years ago
Good old Illinois has a unique law. there may be cases where three guys come up to you and you just showing you have a gun puts an end to it. But in Illinois that's brandishing a weapon and you are now the criminal. If you show the gun but do not shoot you can be charged. It's a wonderful state...
Norman Woelk 2 years ago
If you think you need to carry a weapon, get trained on how to use it. And don't stop with a basic class as that is usually enough knowledge to get you killed.
Sue User 2 years ago
Lived in the country. Had guns. Guns were in an outbuilding in a locked safe.
RajunCajun 2 years ago
in the military we are told if you get in a knife fight you will get cut and sometimes by your own knife.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago (edited)
I know multiple forms of self-defense techniques from my martial arts training, including knife and (close-range) gun defense, and can confirm this. Any weapon can be used by either person- including arms and legs, if you know the right techniques.
#24
If you or your kid is eating fruit and they complain about it tasting 'fuzzy,' 'hairy,' or something along those lines, it means that they are allergic to it. You'll want to schedule an appointment with their pediatrician to schedule an allergy test.
waddles 2 years ago
wait are you telling me that avocado isn’t supposed to taste like it sparkles
Monday 2 years ago
People keep telling me that bananas don't taste like needles but I'm not sure I believe them
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Cat Palmer 2 years ago
Took me until my 30s to realise orange juice wasn't naturally fizzy - it just feels that way because I'm allergic to citrus.
ObsidianAce_ 2 years ago
I KNEW i was allergic to mangoes! They always make my tongue feel all prickly! I’m still gonna eat them tho-
sylvantic 2 years ago (edited)
If it tastes sparkling it could be fermented. I have had (accidentally and unknowingly) fermented pineapple and watermelon) and it was delicious, but I was forced to stop eating it because it could have been dangerous and/or alcoholic (I didn’t get drunk and I didn’t get sick). No chance I’m allergic to either.
Cat Palmer 2 years ago
Could be. I have to admit I've never seen one irl.
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
welll it turns out im mildly allergic to my favoru=ite fruit: pineapples. THANKFULLY tho it oly itches a little and numbs out my mouth. STILL totally worth it i f**king love pineapples
Rannveig Ess (don't / care) 2 years ago
I just read that mangoes are in the same family as poison ivy. Eating a mango can cause the same skin rashes and irritations as Poison Ivy. Wiki: "The anacardiaceae family of trees, sometimes called the cashew family, includes mango, poison ivy, poison oak, sumac, Peruvian pepper, pistachio, and you guessed it, cashews" I've also read to never ever ever ever feed cashews to squirrels, dogs, birds or animals.
Mike Martin 2 years ago
Not true with pineapple. Pineapples have enzymes that start to digest you before you start to digest the pineapple. This is why pineapple is a good meat tenderizer.
#25
If anyone is ever getting electrocuted around you do NOT touch them directly.
Instead use some sort of object to get them away from the object they are holding or touching. You can use a belt wrapped around a waist (again be careful not to touch them), a broom, mop, fast moving office chair, hell if its that serious you can drop kick them out of contact.
Can't tell you how many people have gotten themselves electrocuted grabbing someone stuck to something.
Monday 2 years ago (edited)
If you have nothing to use and this is your child who you are in no way just going to leave to be electrocuted, tackle them. Take a running start and leap at them making sure your feet are not touching the ground when you connect with them. This is terribly dangerous advice and should be your literal last resort in the situation where you cannot live without trying to save said person and are okay with risking your life to do so.
Frankthetank 2 years ago
From age 7 to adulthood, my father would make me stand near him with a wooden broomstick when he did electrical work.
Techniker 2 years ago
Also note that the object must be insulating, like dry wood or plastic. Using a metal rod is as worse as touching directly. If you can get to the circuit breaker use that one instead. And go to the ER immediately, electrical accidents can mess up your heart in a way that you may suffer an cardiac arrest even up to 24 hours later.
Yettichild 2 years ago
I'm going to get down voted for this but, if you did not die, you weren't electrocuted. You were shocked. Electrocuted by definition means you died from being shocked by electricity. I don't know why, but this is a huge pet peeve of mine.
Gay Doctor of Plague 2 years ago
I've gotten electrocuted from an outlet for 10 sec or so and I have hardly any feeling left in my hand ..
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
The first D in DRSABCD is for danger. Make sure you can move through the accident area before you get to the patient.
Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc 2 years ago
I knew this from Daughter of the Deep by Rick Riordan. RIP Dakkar parents :'(
#26
If you are ever being chased by a polar bear get completely naked and drop your clothes on the ground as you run away. Polar bears have really bad ADD and will firmly inspect your clothes before chasing you again
John L 2 years ago
slim chance is better than no chance. Polar bears are the most deadly of bears.
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William Teach 2 years ago
And if you're being chased by a polar bear, wonder how you got yourself in a position to be chased by a polar bear :D
Solid Pileo 2 years ago
Just like how we peel bananas and skin potatoes before consuming them....
Earl Grey 2 years ago
This is exactly why when I venture out into the Arctic, I always carry a bottle of Coca-Cola. A1B8E684-3...3-jpeg.jpg 
#27
If you’re ever involved in an active shooter incident outdoors, take cover behind the engine block of a car. Rifle rounds will go straight through most vehicles, but the engine can stop them. If you’re indoors don’t hug the walls (stay about a foot off) and get through doorways as quickly as possible. Kind of sad that my MOUT training is also applicable in day to day life in America.
Siya Patel 2 years ago
I’ve been in an incident like this last year in 6th grade . I suggest staying away from windows and hiding yourself as best as possible .I don’t give a damn if its uncomfortable or it hurts. Don’t hide in areas with sharp objects . Keep a self defense weapon with you at all time so if said shooter runs out of ammo and tries to hit you , you can fight back. I find pens with fine fine tips useful. Don’t try to fight the shooter. You will die . Call 911 immediately where your school goes into lockdown
Cara G 2 years ago
I am SO SORRY this happened. So sorry. I hope you're doing okay ❤
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
The mantra for active shooter drills is Run, Hide, Fight. Run away to safety if you can—-and grab as many other people as you can while running. Some people become paralyzed with fright and will not move on their own, so you have to grab them and push or pull them to start their legs moving too. Hide if you can’t run, and again try to grab people to hide with you if you can. Fight the shooter only as a last resort, and I don’t necessarily mean fight them alone or use your fists. Throw heavy objects at then, or at least in their path to slow them down, as you run/look for somewhere to hide. The more people doing that with you, the better. (5 years with TSA—-I’ve been through these drills many times.)
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
We do ALICE. Alert, listen, inform, counter, escape.
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Tim Crowhurst 2 years ago
This does not apply to EVs, which you should stay far away from. A bullet could start a battery fire, which is hotter, more dangerous, and harder to extinguish than most other types of fires.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
If you want to avoid active shooter events, simply move to another country ;-)
Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
And up here in Canada we are banning all handguns, automatics, semi automatic rifles and discussing which shouldn't be banned so hunters can use them.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
Boss just had to do active shooter training. The scenario started with: an active shooter has come into the building. There are already six deceased victims on the first floor. Just so awful...
David 2 years ago (edited)
I used to have an old WW2 rifle. Powerful, but less powerful than many modern guns. One time I was shooting in my woods and realized the bullets were passing right through a 1 foot plus diameter tree.
Rostit . 2 years ago
WW2 rifles are just as powerful. It's the ammunition that matters. I'm guessing you had an m1, Mauser , mosin or arisaka and they all are very powerful
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Don’t remember where I learned it, but the air begins to smell like ozone before lightning strikes, so if the air starts smelling kind of like chlorine during a storm, it means lightning might be about to hit the area you are standing in
Elita One 2 years ago
If your hair stands up it means your going to be hit by lightning, run as fast you can away from the area.
Pope Francis Official™ 2 years ago
If you can't get inside which is most likely if you're out during a lightning storm, crouch down in a ball-like position with your head tucked and hands over your ears so that you are down low with minimal contact with the ground.
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Artistic Panda (he him) 2 years ago (edited)
The odor is created when lightning rips nitrogen and oxygen molecules apart, creating ozone, which is then carried by the wind to ground level. People have described the smell of ozone in different ways — chlorine, bleach, electricity, and burning plastic to name a few. It can smell sweet, or even metallic. For the more imaginative, some say it reminds them of the summertime. Source: https://housefresh.com/what-does-ozone-smell-like/
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Also true if working outdoor electrical construction and certain dumba**es who shall remain unnamed (Daniel!) didn't do their job and nearly killed the rest of the crew.
rodger coghlan 2 years ago
If there is no place to run (flat field) fall down and spread-eagle yourself - lightning generally strikes the tallest object
featherytoad 2 years ago (edited)
If you're outside and the weather is beautiful and you hear thunder, get inside. Lightning can strike as far away as ten miles from the storm. I live in FL and I hear it every summer. FL is the lightning strike capitol of North America. Just because the weather is great where you are at doesn't mean anything when you hear thunder.
#29
If you're choking and alone, you can throw yourself onto the edge of furniture, like a chair or couch or table. A blow like that onto your midriff is similar to a heimlich manoever and can dislodge whatever is stuck in your trachea.
Shay Tracy 2 years ago
I've done this too! I was lucky enough to be around a chair that was the right height. Worth the bruised chest for sure
rehanne garvey 2 years ago (edited)
Back blows are more effective than abdominal thrusts. The heimlich manoeuvre should be a last resort, you need the thrust to be just above the belly button and never preformed on pregnant women or very small children. Back blows and emergency services are your best bet !!
Breezy 2 years ago
What if you are pregnant and alone? Surely you wouldn't do the same thing??
Jessa Birch 2 years ago
Ohhh that's why Disney princesses always dramatically throw themselves to the floor, they were choking on angst XD
Big Chungus 2 years ago
They have these mask things you can get online (I have one type but another brand is the dechoker) and you can use suction to get the food unstuck. It is geared towards toddlers and kids learning to eat Whole Foods, but can be used on adults as well
shawna Reich 2 years ago
i dont recommend punching yourself in the stomach, better to run into chair/couch so the sudden blow is more evenly spread rather than one spot on your stomach, can do more damage that way
My O My 2 years ago
Also: learn the heimlich manoever! It saves lives!!! Saved both of my kids when they were toddlers
rehanne garvey 2 years ago
Back blows are more effective than abdominal thrusts and abdominal thrusts are very dangerous for children
Load More Replies... Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago (edited)
But don't miss and hit your chin or you may bite your tongue in half.
Jane Alexander 2 years ago
I've thrown myself backward against a wall when choking. Worked! I'm still here. I'd think a wall a better choice than furniture.
#30
Kangaroos can't hop backwards
I don't care how drunk you get, you and a friend will be on vacation in Australia 5 years from now, he'll get attacked and you'll instinctively yell "get behind him!"
Gingergirl 2 years ago
I’m Australian and in my 52 years, I have never been attacked by any native animal, let alone a kangaroo. It’s perfectly safe here 😀
Alvia Vseobecna 2 years ago
except for the regular reminders in high grass areas - do not walk through tall grass as there might be snakes. then there is the thing with many many poisonous spiders. I do not think perfectly safe is the correct description of australia :)
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
This is why they're on the Australian coat of arms: because they can't go backwards.
Peta Hurley-Hill 2 years ago (edited)
They can turn around really quickly though.Remember that kangaroos are REALLY dangerous animals. People come here ( to Australia) thinking they are all cute and fuzzy. No, they will chase you down and beat the c**p out of you or rest back on their tails and gut you with one kick from their back legs.
Rannveig Ess (don't / care) 2 years ago
You can also usually hear an angry kangaroo coming at you becuae they yell, "Boing! boing! boing!!"
#31
If you can't talk, but have access to your phone, you can text message 911
The "ordering a pizza" trick isn't (or wasn't at least) an official thing. You might get a call-taker who remembers that story, and figures out what you mean, or they might just assume you're stoned and hungry.
Is your emergency really f'ing bad, and you need help fifteen f*****g minutes ago? Then answer all the f*****g questions that you (safely) can. Yes, the dispatcher thinks they're stupid too, but you're going to get better help sooner.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
would be nice if we (south africa) had an actual emergency line. the people at 112 sound like they are really bored with having to talk to you and always try palm you off onto someone else. They should all be fired. Source: experience.
juice 2 years ago
a woman suffering domestic abuse called 911 while her abuser was nearby and pretended to order a pizza, answering yes/no questions like "yes, i want olives" or "no, no peppers". luckily the dispatcher caught on and didn't just think she was drunk, but it's not recommended as a method because they're not trained to recognize it. https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/23/us/911-pizza-domestic-abuse-call/index.html
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When doing CPR chest compressions pace them to Stayin Alive by the BeeGees
Scribbles & Scares 2 years ago
I was taught to go by the bass in "Another One Bites the Dust". Best not to sing it out loud, gives off the wrong impression
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Use the words to Yankovic's parody, Another One Rides The Bus.
Load More Replies... AJay 2 years ago
Also don't be afraid to push down very hard (harder than you think). You may hear cracking sounds, this is the breaking of ribs. That is OK. It is better for someone to have broken ribs and be alive than to have perfect ribs in death because the person trying to keep them alive was afraid of hurting them. Weak compressions (on an adult that is) are unlikely to have the desired affect. On babies and small children however, you should definitely be more gentle.
#33
Swim parallel to shore if you get caught in an undertow while swimming at the beach.
PattonPawter 2 years ago
is an undertow the same thing as a rip current? I’ve seen the same advice if you’re caught in a rip current.
Aidan Pite 2 years ago
An ex as a brother who misheard this as a child as 'underTOAD'. 'Be careful that the undertoad doesn't get you!' 'What... what does it look like?' 'You can't SEE it!' "You... you CAN'T?!?' And for years he was terrified of a giant invisible underwater toad that was going to grab him and drag him out to sea.
angel B 2 years ago
At first, you don't realize that you're not making any progress swimming back towards the shore. In the moment, you realize that you might panic, but don't panic start swimming parallel with the shore, at least 100 feet and then try swimming back towards the land. This is saved my life more than a dozen times living at the beach in San Diego.
#34
If something is squirting blood, that’s an arterial bleed. You need a tourniquet.
When applying a tourniquet, go high and tight.
How tight? It’s gonna hurt.
You’ll know the TQ is working when you can no longer feel a pulse on that arm/leg.
Tourniquets CAN be improvised, but it is highly recommended to use a proper CAT tourniquet if available.
Make sure to record the time (preferably in 24 time such as 0930) that the tourniquet was applied.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
I left my spare CAT tourniquet in my other handbag, anyone got a belt?
Summer Mason 2 years ago (edited)
Or cloth and a wooden spoon? That was awesome. My dad is a fire chief and cut off his own finger cooking. Watched him calmly make a tourniquet and we drove 45 mintues to the local hospital to reattach it. He didn't even cry or whimper. Love that man.
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Genericist 2 years ago
Pretty sure this is contraindicated if you can put pressure on the wound, instead. For femoral bleeds, we used to use a full, unpierced bag of IV saline wrapped in gauze. Equal pressure on the area without cutting off circulation to the rest of the limb.
A B C the Third 2 years ago
You're correct, it escalates the probability of limb loss immensely. It's a last resort if everything else fails.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
OK, I had to calm down. 1. A major vein bleed will kill. 2. Tourniquet not to cut off all blood flow to affected region but *most* or you just caused an amputation (limb death from lack of blood flow). 3. If you don't have anything two-three fingers wide, then a skinnier thing will work (purse strap, for example) but honestly, please 4. Use your hands if you can, because 5. There is a technique for allowing some blood flow with a tourniquet and this really isn't it. Why do I say that? OK, how many people here know how to take a pulse on an ankle? and 6. tourniquet closest to trunk as possible, but a *seep* of blood is okay. Just remember that 7. the other end of the artery or vein may be severed, too so 8. Please just call 911, use direct pressure, and in a pinch, anything'll do ----- plastic shopping bags, socks, take off a shirt and use it, whatever. 9. Please don't wrench it down too far, you can cause damage.
Smiley MG 2 years ago
Yeah, cats are fidgety little floofers... Wont take well to being wrung around a limb...
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LPurdy 2 years ago
In the military we were taught, esp in mass casualty situations, to mark a person who has a tourniquet -- on the face/forehead, somewhere visible with a "T". If you're not there when they arrive, this lets medics know so that they may take any special steps necessary with the patient.
A B C the Third 2 years ago (edited)
"preferably in 24 time such as 0930" - would have worked better if they actually used a PM time to show what that means. For those unfamiliar, for example 1PM is 1300, 6:30PM is 1830 etc.
Adam Vonder Ahe-Cossey 2 years ago
Use a tourniquet as a last resort - elevate the wound above the heart, apply direct pressure on the wound, and find an arterial pressure point between the heart and the wound first. If you do have to apply a tourniquet, but don't have a pen or marker, as gross as it sounds, use the victim's blood to write the time applied...
Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago
Putting your fingers in the wound and squeezing the artery shut works when you have no other option, but it's gut-wrenchingly hard to do for a non-medical professional.
#35
Don’t try to put out a grease or oil fire with water. Boom
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Don't throw random stuff on the fire. Baking soda may put it out but flour will explode. Smother it if you can with a lid or towel.
Nicholas Montgomery 2 years ago
or a fire extinguisher (we did this on thanksgiving, nobody was hurt)
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Keep. A. Fire. Extinguisher. In. The. Ktiche. ----- every fireman/woman ever
TheKitKatLizard 2 years ago
Also, make sure you know how to use the extinguisher and that it isn't over 10 years old.
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
Thank you for teaching me this Mr V. hope the ceiling has been repaired.
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
there was a mini-grill fire (no big deal, there was a lot grilling, it was small, we didnt even end up needing to "put it out" we just shut the lid and let the fire stop) at a bbq my family hosted and my dads friend tried to pour water on it. like a lot of water. luckily my dad stopped him tho.
Asphalt Bubblegum 2 years ago
In your kitchen, a big box of baking soda is your best bet. It sops the flammables, robbing them of movement and oxygen.
Patty Corbett 2 years ago
Yup, my stepmother learned that real quick when she put a flaming pan of oil in the sink and turned on the water before I could stop her. It was the fifth time the fire department had been to our house. You’d think my dad would have learned and hired us a cook for days when he worked. 😂
Baali Venomax 2 years ago
Not so much boom on the chip pan as a instant fire column that scorched the Hob fan above it. We did manage to smother it in the end but the memory isn't going away soon.
#36
If you smell Natural Gas in your house, don’t turn on lights, appliances or use the phone inside.
A spark could cause an explosion.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
In the USA, the smell that is added to natural gas is often described as sulfur or rotten eggs.
Natalie Bohrteller 2 years ago
This added smell almost caused a catastrophe on our holiday in the US. We all thought it was the trash, when I discovered it really was the stove. Thanks for sharing that knowledge!
Load More Replies... Gareth Vaughan 2 years ago
Problem there is that pure natural gas is odourless. They add a chemical to it so that you can smell it when it leaks.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
In the late 90's in my area a brand new house exploded the very first night the family moved in to it when someone flipped a light switch. The kids got blown out of the upstairs windows on to the lawn and survived. But the parents fell through the floor in to the basement (where the explosion came from) and the mother died. The father was badly burned. All because someone was careless when they built the house - apparently the gas and electric lines were too close together and something was leaking. A neighbor smelled gas but the house blew while he was one the phone with 911. It's a horrifying story.
#37
If you are in a jungle or something and have doubt on what fruit is edible and what isn't, look at the monkeys and what they eat. Also fishes tend to be the safest bet on what to eat, followed by common insects (but you have to see another animal eat them first), ironically plants are the most dangerous SPECIALLY if you don't know what species can be venomous
NetworkMan 2 years ago
Remember, if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bite's you and you die, its venomous. Plants can't be venomous. And obsiouvly if you bite each other, and neither of you die, it's just kinky.
PattonPawter 2 years ago
and if it bites itself and you die, that’s voodoo. If it bites you and someone else dies then that’s correlation not causation.
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A B C the Third 2 years ago
"ironically plants are the most dangerous" - why ironically? They can't run away, so they need other means of defence
No Name 2 years ago (edited)
Cultural baggage. We usually associate foodborne illness with meat because historically, in societies with agriculture, meat is what's always been hard to prep and preserve safely and consistently, and because most people who were going to get sick and die from soil or manure microbes already did so as children. Kind of doubly ironic that we've come full circle: hunter-gatherers didn't used to do much meat preservation so identifying safe plants was the trickier endeavor (not that hunting was easy, just that almost any meat could be made safe with enough heat for the short amount of time that it had to be safe); then agriculture made plants safer and more reliable at the cost of ready access to free, safe to eat megafauna (or rather, we may have started farming because we depleted local megafauna); now we're back to plants (salad greens specifically) causing most foodborne illnesses.
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Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
Raw insects can carry bacteria and parasites so they should be thoroughly cooked. Grasshoppers and crickets as an example can have nematodes. Also, native people likely have built up an immunity or resistance to a lot of pathogens so just becaus they can eat things raw doesnt mean that its safe for you to do so. https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/eating-insects-safely
Jill Bussey 2 years ago
Proviso on this: some food items monkeys eat are deadly to humans. They are only able to eat them because they have built up an immunity to the toxins the food contains.
Olivia Dean 2 years ago
Presumably you're injured, with skin irritations from bugs / plants etc, but sure- sit around and wait for a monkey. If you're in Kakadu (Australia) you'll be waiting a LOOONG bloody time...
#38
Fire spreads fast. **Really** fast.
As in: It can go from a wastebasket to an entire room in three minutes flat.
If you find something in your house is on fire and you don't have something immediately to hand (such as a fire blanket or extinguisher), get everyone out immediately. Don't even stop to find your phone.
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
Also not that there is this nasty phenomenom where there is not enough air for things to burn, but there is still enough heat for a material to outgas all the volatile combustable gases. When it happens, it will result in a lot of smoke, that can fill up an entire building. When the conditions change, so the air supply suddently becomes plentyfull, e.g. because the roof collaps or someone opens a door, all the gasses will combust almost at once (think of it as all the smoke burning), resulting in an explotionlike development. It is called a flash over, and can set an entire building on fire almost instantly. You must therefore think twice before opening a door in a burning building, as what could meet you could be an enormous flame shooting straight into your face.
Sue User 2 years ago
Know a guy this happened to. Left eggs on stove, went to store. Came home, opened door, boom.
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София Харитонова 2 years ago
You can stop a typical kitchen fire (burning oil, burning fat, etc.) with a regular dishtowel. DRY dishtowel, not wet. And certainly not with water. No reason to run and let your house burn to ashes.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Hint on how to minimise fires that burn your house down: do not build houses out of wood.
Sue User 2 years ago
Or use really big wood. A log cabin will scorch but takes alot for it to burn.
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My mom's neighour's house burned to the ground in the middle of the day. Guy went to take a shower, got out to HALF HIS F*****G HOUSE ON FIRE. All the humans survived, thankfully. They did lose a dog.
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
There are a bunch of YT videos posted by firefighters showing how quickly they spread.
#39
If you're ever trapped in your car, pop the headrest of your seat out. Those metal pieces that lock it in place are also designed to break the cars windows
GlitterQueen541 2 years ago
Not all headrests are removeable. Better to get one of the little hammer things designed to break windows and keep it in your glove box.
Colin Brackenridge 2 years ago
I have something similar to that but in the storage space on the drivers door.
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DeoManus Argentem 2 years ago
Could be a good tool, but they don't come off on all cars (I worked in car rental for 10+ years) many aren't even adjustable at all!
Exquisite Spam 2 years ago
I'm afraid that is what is known in the trade as a load of old bull. Keep a window hammer in the car, you can also use those to cut seat belts that have locked in place.
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 2 years ago
No they aren't, but they might help to break the glass. Maybe.
Jenny Barnes 2 years ago
There are also small devices that you can buy that fit in center console or glovebox that you can use to break the glass in the car. Mine you just hold to the glass and press the button and it pops out and breaks the glass.
#40
Eating +24h old cooked pasta that has not been refrigerated can be deadly if you're knifed or shot badly and is about to pass out and wont be able to put pressure on it, make sure the wound is at least pointed upwards when lying down as u will bleed out much slower. if injected with an unknown venom, don't ice the area, most venoms become less effective if you instead heat the troubled area instead. If stranded in the desert, don't save ur water, drink it when u are thirsty, a lot of people pass out and die with still water left because they were saving it
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Don't pull the knife out of a stab wound. It's plugging the hole so you don't bleed out as quickly.
Monday 2 years ago
but if you do pull it out and then remember you weren't supposed to, please don't put it back.
Load More Replies... Pope Francis Official™ 2 years ago
Beh we do that with pasta all the time never gotten even the slightest bit sick
Saxophone 2 years ago
If it's refrigerated it probably is fine, but I have had people who make the mistake of not refrigerating it and getting sick.
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Sue User 2 years ago
Eating any food that is meant to be refigerated that is left out for 24 hours can kill you.
SCP 4666 2 years ago
How so? I got some vomiting once or twice but luckily never anything serious
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
If stranded in the desert, dig a hole to make a shelter and stay in it during the day. Walk at night.
I'mNotARoboat 2 years ago (edited)
If you're bleeding (cut or shot) hold it above your heart, it will help keep the blood in your body. If something bites or stings you, hold it below your heart. That will lower the risks of it spreading around your body. (Examples: Cut your foot? Lay down and elevate your foot. Snake bit your foot? Sit and stay upright.) Bites and stings trump bleeding in most cases.
#41
In trouble in the water? [*Stay calm and float on your back*](https://rnli.org/video-player/AFA4C7A2-5773-42DF-880D3E652D10C4A2). This goes double if you *fall* into *cold* (below 15C water) water, which causes [cold water shock](https://watersafetyscotland.org.uk/information/cold-water-shock/), which can kill you. It takes about 90 seconds for that to wear off.
What does "in trouble in the water" look like? [Head at the waterline, tilted back, and moving like climbing a ladder](https://youtu.be/TDdCBqxbCAw). It's *fast and silent*, not splashing and yelling.
If you're caught in a dangerous current, [*flip over and float*](https://youtu.be/71D8Y8YlsRA). You *need* to stay at the water surface breathing until you can rescue yourself by swimming out of the current or until professionals can rescue you.
Wear a life jacket. Stay sober at the beach. *Always* have one person on shore with eyes on the swimmers, even if there's a lifeguard. For the love of humanity, if you can't swim, *please* learn, and I'm begging you, stay out of the water entirely until you can.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
And NEVER NEVER NEVER throw someone in the water to "teach them how to swim," child or adult.
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
...and don't push anyone into the water as a prank. There are cases where people who could not swim has ended up drowning this way! That is not funny at all, and can be a thing that you have to live with for the rest of your life. It is simply not worth the risk for "a moment of sadistic joy".
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T.M.P Janssen 2 years ago (edited)
My parents carried me into the water, held my legs and torso up and explained the motion I had to do. I was swimming with the support for some rounds until my mom/dad let go of my legs. I kept swimming. Then they'd let go of my torso and let me swim alone until I felt like I could keep myself up anymore. I cant swimm well, I know that, and I dont go swimming often. But I can keep myself up for some time, know how to breaststroke and backstroke. Been enough for vacation and some boat trips (with safety equipment).
#42
Won’t save your life but will save your teeth: don’t use mouthwash after brushing your teeth with toothpaste, it just washes the fluoride away. Instead what you should do is brush with toothpaste after breakfast, then use mouthwash after eating lunch, then brush with toothpaste before going to bed.
ItsJess 2 years ago
Do those things before you brush your teeth, or at a completely separate time altogether. I tell my patients that I floss my teeth while I'm sitting in the den at night, watching TV.
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CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
Do not use mouthwash at all unless you need to disinfect a sore in your mouth. Then just use saltwater. Universal bad breath is a non existent issue invented by the mouthwash industry to sell mouthwash. Plus the mouth and throat have a healthy natural good bacteria similar to the beneficial bacteria in the gut. You do not want to kill it off with mouthwash. Bad breath only occurs after eating strong foods and mouthwash does not stop it the odor it comes from the stomach and lungs.
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
Actually it may save a life. Poor dental care does in some cases lead to heart disease.
Akshara Panduga 2 years ago
I like how I went from learning that u have to throw ur self against a chair to save ur self from choking to teeth care Ps: this is really very important and I screenshotted it. I know I’m gonna get downvoted but I really meant this as a joke.
#43
Keep an eye out when you wipe. Colorectal cancer which used to be prevalent in older men is showing up in younger and younger people. So if you see blood bring it up to your doctor. I'm currently dealing with it and I don't wish this on anyone.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
This sounds gross, but I check the toilet paper EVERY TIME I wipe. Not only does it help me see how many times I need to wipe to keep my heiny clean, it's a good way of keeping track of my immediate digestive health as well as keeping an eye out for anything unusual in color or texture (or blood).
smash17 2 years ago
How is this gross?! Who doesn't look? How else do you know when you're done. And if you've been doing this all your life, why would this (still) bother you?!
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Also if your poo is black, it means there is blood in it even if it's not on the paper.
LillieMean 2 years ago
Not always. I've mildly panicked myself, but then I remember that I've eaten for example, lots of blueberries or beets or too much licorice.
Load More Replies... Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
Genuine question, is there a way to differentiate between that and blood from a hemorrhoid?
Vera Diblikova 2 years ago
Blood from haemorhoids is fresh and red. Blood from the ulcer looks like coffee grounds.
Load More Replies... Olivia Dean 2 years ago
And remember- before you freak out about having worms, maybe it's just undigested bean shoots from last nights Thai curry...
Shine Chisholm 2 years ago (edited)
It's good to check with a doctor to be sure. Edit: or at least a mirror
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If a cow is trying to charge you, it’s best to hit them in the nose with all the force you have, it’ll buy you a few seconds. Their heads are hard as hell, the nose is the softest & most sensitive spot. In addition, if you’re ever in a situation with large animals, even the sweetest of large animals, ALWAYS be aware of an escape route should you need it.
John L 2 years ago
I don't get why people think any animal that is not a lion, shark, etc., won't hurt them. Any wild animal, can and will hurt you. Even domesticated animals will, if provoked.
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Jon Steensen 2 years ago (edited)
And never walk closely behind a horse, especially if you don't know it very well (there is a risk of "flying hind legs", and those can go surprisingly high. You must always be cautious of where your feed are when near a horse, and where it places its hooves. It may be the gentlest of horses, but even those will make mistakes onces in a while and step on you by accident. While it may not kill you, having a 100+ kg on you foot still hurts a lot, and it is difficult to get enough leverace to push the horse aside with one foot fixed right underneed it.
Caroline Edink-Koppelaar 2 years ago
cows are curious like heck... if you don't run, they won't run, they just wanna know what the hell ur doing in their field... the moment you start running they'll do the same... also, if they've got horns and you want to move them away from you, grab them and push them up & backwards... cows can't look up, so the upward pressure on their horns will make them walk backwards... want a cow to move sideways, just put firm pressure on their side with a flat hand, they'll go sideways... and if you rub them over their heads, don't get surprised that they'll lick you... they're basically big puppies...
#45
Make sure your kids know their full name, date of birth, full address, full name of their parents and their parents phone numbers as soon as they're old enough. Tell them no adult asks a kid for help. Teach them the anatomical names for all body parts. Teach them no one is allowed to tell them to keep secrets or to tell them they can't tell anyone else something. Don't let your kids go on sleepovers. You have zero control over who might be in the house when they're there and you're not.
AffenpinscherMom 2 years ago
These are all great tips. Not sure I totally agree with the hard NO to sleepovers. My kids have been sleeping over places since I felt they were mature enough and of course the places are people we know like family or friends.
Monday 2 years ago
Yeah, if you go the "no sleepovers" route your kid is gonna be pretty unhappy. I'd say meeting the parents of the home where they're gonna sleep over is probably enough.
Load More Replies... Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago
That seems a bit excessive. Restrictive actions like that will either give the child an anxiety disorder, or make them the best liars on Earth.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago (edited)
Teach them to question things like "your mom asked me to pick you up." Tell them another grown up has to say it's ok and run immediately to a nearby adult, preferably a teacher or a woman. Even better, one with children.
Shine Chisholm 2 years ago
If someone tells your kid to not tell their parents, it means they need to tell their parents (or other trusted adult like a teacher) right away.
Niki A 2 years ago
I'm just going to say it out loud and get the elephant in the room under the lamp. I was trained like this, and I still did not say anything because I assumed I would not be believed. When I did, I was told I was a liar, delusional, or that I was mistaken. I even describe the action, and I was still told that it was not possible. Don't wait for us to tell you, keep an eye on your children and monitor their behaviors. Not to mention watch the adults. Mine showed classic grooming behaviors towards me.
cronxii_bp 2 years ago
With the sleepovers thing, just make sure you've met the friend's parents and have actually seen inside their house beforehand. Or, just have the sleepovers at your home.
#46
a bit vague, but alway be aware of your surroundings, im not saying to be paranoid, just know where emergency exits are, in cinemas for example, choose the emergency exit row. if you are walking in an area you dont know, keep an eye out for alley ways etc, if you see an alley on your left ahead of you, cross over to the right before you get there, basically, just always take the safest option and be aware of your surroundings, assess situations etc....
Morgan️ 2 years ago
Keep and eye out for alleys. You just might a need a new watch and a guy with a trench coat might have one.
roses are red 2 years ago
Don't walk next to buildings, alleys and doorways are potential attack points. If a busy street, walk in the middle of the sidewallk where possible.same at night, alleys,doorways, and car snatching
#47
if you swallow food and your throat is dry and the food gets stuck in your throat and you go to drink water and the water won’t even go down…. (super scary) look straight up to the sky or ceiling to open your throat and swallow. This straight position helps to get stuck food moving quickly.
athornedrose 2 years ago
i wonder if this is why all the adult relatives we had always told kids sputtering on their food to look at the ceiling....
ADepressedPanda 2 years ago (edited)
Does putting your arms in the air while food gets stuck in your throat- lets say swallow something the wrong way, does it help?
Rosemary Booth 2 years ago
I don't know but I remember my parents used to do that to us as kids if we were choking on something.
Load More Replies... ObsidianAce_ 2 years ago
My mom always told me arms up when I didn’t chew well enough- it did help, I’m just not 100% sure why
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Yawning (or simulating a yawn) also helps; it relaxes your throat.
#48
As long as you are not encircled or without escape possibilities never go for a fight. A fight is by definition an uncontrollable situation for you. The human body is very fragile. You can easlily end up at the cemetery or in jail, no 200 bucks are worth that. Even professional fighters avoid fights on the street. This is even more the case when knifes are involved. The old saying goes: the looser of a knife fight dies on the sidewalk, the winner in the ambulance.
#49
if at any point you feel like you're being stalked by some creep, walk inside the nearest shop or store and wait a bit. if they look like they're waiting for you, stay put and call police. if they follow you inside make a scene and draw attention to them so witnesses will know what they look like and provide help
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
This saved my daughter's life when a gun waving, road-raged nut followed her car. She drove to a gas station, police were called, nut arrested.
White Wolf 2 years ago
And most important; don't be afraid to make a scene!!! It can save your life.
#50
Tsunamis don't only happen in oceans. Any large enough body of water can have a tsunami. In fact, some megatsunamis didn't even occur in oceans. In 1958, a fjord in Alaska recorded a tsunami after an earthquake caused a landslide. It about 524 meters (1,720 feet). With this information, the warning signs of a tsunami or a tsunami like wave should be taken to consideration in areas such as lake and dams.
Floaty Potato 2 years ago
I used to live in Alaska, and we lived higher up in a condo, so sometimes when we went on trips, we would try to avoid the water.
#51
Single-pane windows on any floor above the first one should either be replaced by double-pane windows or protected by a fence. One small misstep can be fatal, as a mother in Amsterdam campaigned about her son who died at age 22 because of falling through a fragile single-pane window.
#52
If it's brown, lay down If it's black, fight back If it's white say goodnight. It's how to react when there is a bear. If it's a grizzly, they don't eat dead animals usually. So if u lay down, they'll probably ignore u. Black bears eat everything, even dead bodies so ull have to fight back or ull die. If its white. It'll kill you. So ask for forgiveness to whatever god u believe in and say goodnight
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Fortunately we do not have bears in Africa. Here the advice is: stay in your car.
RedMarbles 2 years ago
They're really overselling the chances a black bear will kill you. Less than one person a year in North America dies due to black bear attacks, which are apparently mostly defensive because someone got too close. I believe the reason they say to fight back against a black bear has more to do with their lower likelihood of wanting to fight with you than this idea they'll start eating you if they think you're dead (and with their sense of smell, I don't think for a second they're likely to be confused as to whether you're dead). The laying down for a brown bear I believe has more to do with the fact that, unlike with black bears, a brown bear is more than willing to fight if provoked (and not because they think you're dead).
RedMarbles 2 years ago
As an aside, I prefer "If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, goodnight" just to keep the rhythm.
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Oil-soaked rags (from stain, oil-based paint, changing the oil in your car, etc.) can spontaneously self-ignite if not disposed of properly.
Don’t just throw them in the trash. It’s better to dry the rags out completely, then submerge them in water, then dispose of them however/wherever your municipality collects hazardous materials.
T. 2 years ago
Not wash out, but soak them AFTER letting them dry. Oftentimes the vapours are the problem.
Load More Replies... Jon Steensen 2 years ago
yep, linseed oil, that is often used to coat wood is infamous for doing this. They should therefore either be soaked in water, or preferably stored in a metal container with a lid, and you must be carefull that you don't get any of that stuff on your clothes.
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Always pay attention to peoples hands when talking to them. Hands in pockets could mean a weapon or a fist about to strike. Peoples hands are what can get you injured or killed
Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago
I always keep my hands in my pockets because I'm an antisocial loser who talks to trees.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I don't talk to them but I do pat them gently sometimes, can you ask them if they mind
Load More Replies... Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
I have a tendency to "talk with my hands", so to speak; I gesture a lot when I'm talking. So I guess that means I'm harmless?
SkankHunt42 2 years ago
Jeez, I just want to go to the store. I didn't know I had to be a ninja
#55
The majority of aircraft accidents happen on the ground, during take off and landing. When you board an aircraft always count how many chairs are between you and the emergency exit. If you are in an incident that involves fire then you will be wanting to stay below the smoke that is rising above you and rapidly filling the cabin. As the smoke fills the cabin it will become dark, very dark, and you won't be able to see the exits. What you will be able to do is feel the seat legs as you crawl across the floor, and know that 13 rows ahead of you followed by a left of right turn is the exit.
Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago
I was in a plane that "safely" crash landed aged 18, and have done this ever since.
Caroline Edink-Koppelaar 2 years ago
most planes nowadays have track-lighting on the floor that'll tell you where the exits are... the track-lighting is also included in the systems that run on the RAT (Ram Air Turbine that drops from the belly of the plane if all engines fail, it generates enough power for basic flight instruments for the pilots as well as the track-lighting and several other important bits and pieces designed specifically for these types of emergency events)...
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
...and that is why there are markings on the floor guiding you to the exit. Follow the stribes next to your seat.
#56
People who fish need to know this - Eel blood (and by extension eel flesh)is a deadly poison before it is cooked or digested IF it gets into your bloodstream, such as through a cut. It contains an ichthyotoxin that essentially - even in tiny amounts - make your muscles (including your heart and diaphragm) cramp, which could quickly cause death.
Eels are always served cooked in Japanese restaurants for this reason. Digestion “could” digest the toxin, but you may have a cut in your mouth or throat, for example.
Preparing eels for the smoker or to cook must be done very carefully, ideally wearing waterproof cut-proof gloves.
I am always shocked that so many people who fish do not know this.
Eel is delicious and safe if properly prepared. Nothing to worry about if it is completely cooked. I adore it!
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
I tried in a sushi roll. I think I remember they were kinda chewy or rubbery. Might been prepared wrong but I’m not a fan.
Load More Replies... Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago
The same is true for some mushrooms. My family has always picked and eaten Amanita rubescens mushrooms. I was adult when I learned it actually contains a toxin, but it's destroyed when you cook it. Yet, we never had problems, since even a quick frying of the caps seems to work.
Layna Andersen 2 years ago
I’m in the US and I’ve never seen eel on a menu or been offered it by anyone. I live in area with great fishing and lots of fish in restaurants. Where is it popular?
Alewa 2 years ago
Northern Germany/smoked eel. Although it's an endangered species so better not to eat it.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
Or you can stop eating animals. Always amazes me how westerners (I'm african) have SPCA and get frothing-at-the-mouth angry when you insult their dogs, but god help you if you suggest they go vegan. "But bacon!" they shout. Never mind that a pig is smarter than a dog.
A B C the Third 2 years ago
Or you can let everybody eat whatever the f*ck they want.
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Checking your tires- Tires have build dates and “expire”. Regardless of the amount of tread depth tires should be replaced every 6-7 years. This can save you from an unexpected blow out or crash.
#58
If you have any of these symptoms, even if you’re perfectly healthy person with a good diet you could be a Type 1 Diabetic (a life altering autoimmune disease that could kill you if you don’t catch it) - Excessive thirst - Frequent urination - Weight loss - Excessive hunger - Fatigue - Slow-healing bruises
Na Schi 2 years ago
Had a girl in my class (teenage years), who exactly displayed these symptoms. First we thought she was developing an eating disorder, as the weight lost was quite noticeable - thinking she replaced her meals by constantly drinking water. Luckily she got to get checked by a doctor, who found the reason. After being prescribed insulin she recovered really quickly.
foxgirl158 2 years ago
I would also like to add to this list extreme headaches/migraines without an apparent reason, often accompanied by vomiting, loss of appetite, and tiredness. Those specific symptoms were what got my sister checked out and eventually led to her being diagnosed with Type One at 12.
Caroline Edink-Koppelaar 2 years ago
not the excessive hunger (that happens when your glucose levels are too low, basic body instinct to crave food)... having constant extreme high blood glucose levels causes your mouth to dry out (your saliva production basically drops to practically nothing), ppl with dry mouths don't eat very well, if any at all... (this was one of the main symptoms I had shortly before getting diagnosed), a UTI (urinary tract infection) is also a common symptom (caused by the frequent urination), as well as not being able to properly hold your body-temperature (you feel cold constantly, the moment the glucose levels come into proper range you'll feel yourself warm up again )... (again one of the symptoms I had)... the slow-healing bruises aren't linked solely to diabetes, it can have a million other reasons why they take a long time to heal (I'm a T1D and don't even get bruises, usually it's just a barely visible bump that hurts when you poke it)...
#59
If you use any kind of gas appliance (oven, water heater, etc.) and the flame becomes yellow, shut it down, open the windows and breathe some fresh air. Yellowish flame, instead normal blue one, indicates incomplete combustion, which leads to carbon monoxide poisoning. The only exceptions are when you spill some salt nearby or have an air humidifier running, as these two things also have the ability to turn flame color yellowish. **But it doesn't work the other way around** - blue flame doesn't automatically mean there is no carbon monoxide being produced.
Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago
Oh lovely. So I will get carbon monoxide either way. Thank goodness I don't have an oven.
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Get yourself a carbon monoxide detector if you wanna be on the safe side
Load More Replies... ObsidianAce_ 2 years ago
My grandparents have a gas stove. I can never cook at their house- terrified of accidentally killing everyone. I’ll take my “POS electric” anyday, Popop.
Shane S 2 years ago
I LOVE gas because when you turn the burner off, it’s off. And you can leave the pot there to cool down. Electric ranges still have residual heat and you have to move the pot somewhere else if you don’t want it to continually cook.
Load More Replies... Shane S 2 years ago
I found one exception. I called the gas company out twice and they couldn’t figure it out until the third time. I was using a cold-mist humidifier which was putting a lot of water vapor in the air. This was turning my gas flame orange instead of blue. I was in no danger and when I stopped using the humidifier, the flame returned to blue. The gas man said they would be making it a part of their training to ask about humidifiers when they get a call about an orange/yellow flame.
CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
Gas cooktops should only be used with an exhaust fan that is vented to the outside. It is now known that the quality of natural gas varies from place to place and can contain contaminants that are unhealthy to breath.
#60
Always wear an anti static bracelet in applicable situations. Building a PC or even changing components is one.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Additionally, when filling your car at a gas station, you can discharge static by touching the metal chassis/side of your car before touching the gas nozzle at any time. I know that "igniting gas fumes with a static electricity spark" is probably rare af, but why risk it?
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
I don't think this is as much about you dying as it is about your computer's survival.
#61
Help in case of a venomous snake bite: Unlike some popular misconceptions, you shouldn't suck out the venom, cut the bite wound, or apply any ice or water before seeking professional medical treatment. You should help the injured person lie down and cover their wound with a sterile bandage. Then you should remove any jewelry from the wounded area. If the person was bitten in the leg, you should remove their shoes too.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
This is to prevent the swelling from causing jewelry (like rings etc) from cutting into you or getting boots stuck on your feet.
#62
If you’re ever buried alive, spit. If the spit goes downwards the ground is behind you, if it lands on your face then the ground is in front of you and you should dig upwards
AJ the Bored Panda 2 years ago
Pretty sure this advice is for when you get stuck in an avalanche. If some idiot Buries me alive upside down I’ll probably be able to figure out because my face will be smashed against the coffin lid. If I’m surrounded in snow, not so much.
#63
Smoke detectors don't last forever - you're generally recommended to replace them after ten years.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
A beeping detector quickly becomes background noise for some people. When I worked in a call center and heard the beep over the phone, I would always mention it and remind the caller to replace the battery. It was amazing how many callers were surprised into awareness.
ObsidianAce_ 2 years ago
In a new house my mom had bought (we were the first owners), one of the smoke detectors didn’t alert it was on low battery. Instead it died, and as a failsafe, went off. At 3:37 AM. It triggered all the other alarms in the house and I discovered that if it was a real fire, I would have been dead. I sat and had a panic attack in my top bunk and couldn’t bring myself to move.
#64
Benzodiazepines will kill an acid/shroom trip, specific I know but may help someone at some point.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
"Benzos" are depressant medications. They are often taken as anti-anxiety medications. Common/well-known benzodiazepines are Valium, Xanax, and Klonopin.
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#65
If you suspect someone is following, turn 4 right corners and if they are still following, your suspicion is correct.
John L 2 years ago
They reason why they say right, is that you usually only have to yield to turn right and not have to take a chance at stopping to turn left. If someone is actually following you, waiting to turn left, may not be a wise choice.
Load More Replies... Olivia Dean 2 years ago (edited)
That would suck in Melbourne, having to do 4 x hook turns (where the right turn is from the left lane when the light turns red because of trams in the middle of the road). Lol. Better to do 4 left turns
#66
Signs of a stroke can show differently for women than for men. Some women experience: -sudden pain in the face -nausea -hiccups -trouble breathing -elevated heart rate Where the usual symptoms people know are: -confusion -partial paralyses -difficulty speaking -headache
Alex J 2 years ago
Let the doctor differentiate. If you suspect stroke, call emergency services. It’s not the time to Google alternatives.
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unlike they always show in movies, you have to turn the knife sideways to get between the ribs when stabbing someone in the chest to get to the heart or lungs.
Monday 2 years ago
Remember that twisting the knife in the body does more damage too and reduces the chance a doctor will be able to repair said damage!
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Westernro 2 years ago
This should 100% be removed - perhaps not the best idea to give general homicide tips and tricks.
What do you think ?
Monday 2 years ago
Clever! Then you'll only have to deal with the in-house dangers like gas leaks, kitchen fires and choking on your food!
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LillieMean 2 years ago
I don't know if this is a life-saving tip, but it is useful. I found this somewhere online. Never walk the stairs with your hands in your pockets or search your pockets for anything. Common sense, but sometimes we forget it.
ObsidianAce_ 2 years ago
Unplug the toaster. My dad was a firefighter, and he instilled that in me so young it’s become a household habit.
Summer Mason 2 years ago (edited)
Same! I also shut my kids bedroom doors at night. Less likely to burn quickly in their rooms with the door closed. They also have drop kits by their windows to get out if they smell smoke or the alarm goes off.
Load More Replies... Anon822209 2 years ago
When driving across bridges, crack your car windows. If you go o er the side, the window will let water into the car. Sounds like the opposite of what you want, I know, but in reality it will equalize the pressure inside and outside the car so you can open the door and swim to the water's surface, greatly increasing your chance of survival.
Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago
If someone grabs you and they're unarmed, fight back with everything you have. Make yourself more trouble than it's worth. On the other hand, if they have a weapon, go with them, but talk. Tell them all about yourself. Make them see you as a person rather than an object. (source: Public safety officers from my local precinct)
simply.Taz 2 years ago
NEVER GO WITH THEM! They are taking you somewhere else to rape, and most likely, kill you! Drop to the ground, scream, kick them with your feet! It is more difficult to drag you when you are on the ground, kicking at them and screaming!! Hopefully, this will make them afraid of the attention that will be drawn to them. Don't let their threats and promises of "not hurting you", make you believe you can talk them out of their intentions for you, should you be taken to another location!! Stay safe out there!!!
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Joyce Blodgett 2 years ago
The one about texting 9-1-1 is WRONG, and should be taken down. Emergency services themselves tell people NOT to text in an emergency because there's very little chance anyone at Dispatch will see it in a timely manner. They are not set up for 9-1-1 incoming texts!
Monday 2 years ago
Clever! Then you'll only have to deal with the in-house dangers like gas leaks, kitchen fires and choking on your food!
Load More Replies... LillieMean 2 years ago
I don't know if this is a life-saving tip, but it is useful. I found this somewhere online. Never walk the stairs with your hands in your pockets or search your pockets for anything. Common sense, but sometimes we forget it.
ObsidianAce_ 2 years ago
Unplug the toaster. My dad was a firefighter, and he instilled that in me so young it’s become a household habit.
Summer Mason 2 years ago (edited)
Same! I also shut my kids bedroom doors at night. Less likely to burn quickly in their rooms with the door closed. They also have drop kits by their windows to get out if they smell smoke or the alarm goes off.
Load More Replies... Anon822209 2 years ago
When driving across bridges, crack your car windows. If you go o er the side, the window will let water into the car. Sounds like the opposite of what you want, I know, but in reality it will equalize the pressure inside and outside the car so you can open the door and swim to the water's surface, greatly increasing your chance of survival.
Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago
If someone grabs you and they're unarmed, fight back with everything you have. Make yourself more trouble than it's worth. On the other hand, if they have a weapon, go with them, but talk. Tell them all about yourself. Make them see you as a person rather than an object. (source: Public safety officers from my local precinct)
simply.Taz 2 years ago
NEVER GO WITH THEM! They are taking you somewhere else to rape, and most likely, kill you! Drop to the ground, scream, kick them with your feet! It is more difficult to drag you when you are on the ground, kicking at them and screaming!! Hopefully, this will make them afraid of the attention that will be drawn to them. Don't let their threats and promises of "not hurting you", make you believe you can talk them out of their intentions for you, should you be taken to another location!! Stay safe out there!!!
Load More Replies... Joyce Blodgett 2 years ago
The one about texting 9-1-1 is WRONG, and should be taken down. Emergency services themselves tell people NOT to text in an emergency because there's very little chance anyone at Dispatch will see it in a timely manner. They are not set up for 9-1-1 incoming texts!
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