30 Hilariously Accurate College Memes To Show Your Overbearing Parents

True. Coolest flex I've heard from my profs was "I talk fast, and I talk a lot," i.e. you better be very good at taking notes at supersonic speeds.

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Processing disorder is a thing - it takes people longer to process it, and saying 'huh' gives you more time to do so.

My daughter's college had puppy breaks in the library once or twice a month. Students could go there and play with puppies for a couple hours.

Psychology students would have to write that as "No (Shakespeare, 1599)"

that's hilarious and kind of sweet

Oh ha ha. (sarcasm) Of course it is the same on each course. The university has a single policy on plagiarism, and the policy applies to each and every course. Of course it is going to be the same.

Oh, we've had parents come to the university I work in. They's often say something along the lones of "I don't trust that little scoundrel, please tell me they really are going to their classes and taking their exams."

Considered that, ended up going with crying all the way through, but especially concentrated around exam times. I'm crying writing my BA paper right now. Fun times.

#lifegoals

It's the resits from last semester, you forgot about those

Did you see the show about punctuation? A great one.

I'm very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I'm under

Ouch. Terribly true. I’ve tried to set myself broader starting times; so I’ll want to try and get maybe an hour’s worth of work done between 12pm and 3pm, for example.

Don't drink but have definitely done the first 2!!

so you're in grad school?

Those group projects prepare you for the real world work environment. You learn how to develop restraint from throttling people.

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Pick one.

TA?

Retirement is like uni except there are no finals or papers due.

*accidentally forgets about this line if text and submitted it as final version*

@Apatheist Account2 None can be either plural or singular. In this case, because none refers to multiple assignments, "are" is correct.

"Fawwwwwk AAROOoooooon"

So one to five years?

Yup, just like life

Until you start having nightmares where you're back at school and there's a class that you haven't attended for the entire semester and you suddenly have to turn in the entire semester's worth of homework or a big final.

When I get really overwhelmed, I hit this point where I manage to calmly organize my tasks and work through them one at a time. I usually get exhausted after it's all done.

Them: "I just wrote it here" *points on white board, no further answer, moves along*...

The circle argument..or how it translates?

Well to begin with they probably don't have ADHD

You've built up a tolerance.

Some jobs excel on mediocrity.

With many of my profs, doing your papers late was not an option. As one of them said "deadlines are sacrosanct." You could be just 30 seconds late, and he'd F you.

Those slow drivers that hold me up have probably saved my life more times than I care to imagine

S**t, I do that at the bar all the time.

Get an honorary doctors degree? 🤷‍♂️😅

"Finish him!!" -- Mortal Kombat narrator.

Calculate the pH of this buffer solution [.....]

My bachelor's is Environmental Studies and minor in Native American studies. I was angry and/or depressed all the time. We actually had a section in one of the activism class about how to pull through those feelings to still advocate for environmental and human rights. F**k the US department of Defense! (Not soldiers) It ain't just the corporations poisoning everything and everyone.

I would only bring a pencil stub (about 3 cm) :P