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Comedian Pokes Fun At “Conservative Logic” By “Defending” 30 Of The Most Evil Villains
Comedy is one of those few things that seems like it will never hit the bottom of the barrel. As long as the world continues to spin, people will continue to come up with ways to keep everyone entertained through laughter.
Take Greg Larsen, for instance. The award-winning actor, writer, director, and comedian went to Twitter asking people to share names of those who are universally agreed to be evil. You know, people like genocidal dictators, serial killers, and just plain baddies, whether real or fictional.
This way, he challenged himself to defend them and their actions using “conservative logic.” And the internet delivered, bringing in nearly 80,000 likes and over 18,000 retweets, suggesting some of the seemingly most undefendable people (and non-humans) in history.
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Bored Panda invites you to read through some of Greg’s best attempts at defending these baddies to the best of his “conservative” ability. And while you’re down there, why not vote and comment on the ones you enjoyed the most!
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Anna Banana 4 years ago
I always felt bad for the guy, just like Tom from Tom&Jerry
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daniel280456 4 years ago
Antifa have attacked black conservatives, but idiots will always say:''ThEiR nAmE mEaNs tHeY'rE tHe gOoD gUyS !''
Brian Irby 4 years ago
Well, I see what he's trying to do, somewhat successfully. I take his point, but at the risk of getting downvoted into oblivion, I will say that context does matter.
MRSS 4 years ago
Bam baby. I have 3 Tattoos of Mr. Wile E Coyote...... SUPER GENIUS People seem to forget the "Super Genius" part of His Name!! There is nothing Evil about Wile E. If people now believe he is Evil and I'm sure some say this cartoon is Promoting violence and I'm guessing some think Racist, please stop this crap. I am 45yrs old and watched and read these cartoons and books and these thoughts of racism and though of being violent towards other never occurred to me. Then again I am not a follower. I use my brain and make my own choices not what other tell me to do or think. Hate all you want, stop being so sensitive.
Greg Larsen is an award-winning actor, writer, director, comedian and podcaster from Melbourne, Australia. He’s best known for his work in The Grub Podcast, At Home Alone Together, Get Krack!n, and Tonightly with Tom Ballard.
Back in August of 2020, Greg went to Twitter with a bit of a wild idea—he asked his followers to name the absolute most evil people on the planet—people like genocidal dictators, serial killers, and the like.
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Nevid 4 years ago
He wasn't. He had a short sighted plan that was based on genocide (that would have to be reiterated every 50 years or so to even work) rather than trying to make the system more efficient.
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Brian Gross 4 years ago
you might wanna take a double take of the last four years with the trump dump before you say that again
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Anyone who reads the Bible with no background knowledge of religion would come to the same conclusion. It’s so obvious that Yahweh / God is the criminal / bad guy of the Bible.
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Octavia Hansen 4 years ago
After mulling over the whole story, the moral is: When you get smart, you get thrown out! Stay dumb, obey the rules and you can stay. Not much of a choice. Good only has one face, evil has many and it's a whole lot more fun.
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The internet was keen to respond immediately after this tweet went live. Now, many were posting actual historical figures, like Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Kim Jong Un, but others spiced it up, suggesting more than just politicians and infamous people in history.
The list quickly grew with the likes of Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones, Immortan Joe from Mad Max, Bowser from the Mario universe, The Borg from Star Trek, and many more.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I wish this wasn't a joke to someone I know... They say, "I see plenty of trees." Well, yes, we live next to a NATIONAL FOREST......
BlahBlahBlackSheepah 4 years ago (edited)
Best one yet! I have 2 in my front yard so everything must be fine is quintessential gop
Haley Brock 4 years ago
1 person can live off 2 trees so youll need like billions and millions of trees-
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago (edited)
Plenty more where that came from. Uh oh! All the forests are gone. Damn democrats! It's all Obama's fault! (Somehow?)
Jonah Denny-Mayo 4 years ago
I know he's playing devil's advocate but I still have to disagree
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Gary Garcia 4 years ago
Covid literally destroyed the annual influenza epidemic. Good on you Covid-19.
LesAnimaux 4 years ago
Bringing people together? I haven't hugged anyone in over a year, dammit.
Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago
It's not covid's fault you didn't form a family as it's naturally intended by the Lord (playing along please don't think I actually think that)
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Baby Panda 4 years ago
these are funny but real conservative logic would insist that covid-19 is a government lie made up to force us to wear masks so that we lose oxygen and die
Anna Banana 4 years ago
This kind of logic is tricking us into thinking it makes sense. "Creating healthcare work" sounds good, but when you think about it it's not like healthcare professionals were sitting on their hands bored out of their minds before. They already had mroe work than they could handle. "Bringing people together" is patently false in the US (and, in literal sense, everywhere). It's a nice sentiment that we're in this together but it's not worth the actual separation from our loved ones. Also, confilicts are still a thing. "Raging success in the virus world" is clearly the opposite of "good for humans"; it's like saying the Vietnam was was a success - for some, it was. Sorry for going off on a tangent but I thought this was a good opportunity to get deeper into this.
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birdie asf 4 years ago
HELPING THE BRITISH ECONOMY- LMAO WHY IS THIS SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY
Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago
Also saved so many good guys from temptation by only targeting bad women
Yet others took a more comic approach and suggested defending the likes of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, Wile E. Coyote from Road Runner, and Ursula from The Little Mermaid. There was even one person who put up a picture of Vegemite iSnack 2.0 and asked to defend the marketing guy who invented it.
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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
I heard this argument from a libertarian earlier today. Not the Bundy part, but the rest of it.
Watching 4 years ago
I just ran into two libertarians for the first time lately. They seem as unbalanced as conservatives.
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Little Dino 4 years ago
i understood how terrible his actions were, but just to be clear, these are all meant as a joke (not to be rude) <3
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The Chosen One 4 years ago
lol my dad tried to defend Hitler once because the Jews were "thieves and destroying Germany" too. I love my dad but I don't...really... like him
Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago
This perfectly illustrates the insane hurdles Conservative brains jump through to land at such mind-bogglingly wrong conclusions. Hats off to this man for making it so convincing that the Bored Panda commenters forgot what satire is & think he's being serious.
Annie 4 years ago
I've actually heard someone talking that way about him and they weren't joking : (
Strahd Ivarius 4 years ago
And note also that without A.Hitler, Winston Churchill would have been remembered only for the disaster of the Dardanelles... And as a French humorist said once, De Gaulle owes everything to him also.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
It’s so gross how everyone was cool with all the other stuff but this one gets everyone to leave dumb responses like “uh no too far.” Just very revealing.
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Dalton Dickerhoof 4 years ago
I actually have to agree to this one. There was no identity theft, as she made up a person, there was no kidnapping because a contract was signed. All her actions were technically legal.
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Paige Turner 4 years ago
technically ursula was really nice she could have giving ariel like goat legs or sum
Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago
damn but if you really think about it, the movie never said why she was the "evil" sea witch. and tbh she never did anything bad....she just made a deal with ariel and told her the facts of the deal..........ARIEL BROKE THE DEAL EVEN THO SHE SIGNED A CONTRACT! ARIEL IS THE VILLAIN!
that rando_;) 4 years ago
Oh, wait. There's another explanation. Ursula took the form of a beautiful young girl, to tell Ariel that she was making a mistake and giving up her life for a man who probably didn't love her back and would leave her when a younger prettier girl came along.
Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago
The only terrible thing Ursula did was not having a lawyer, the system placed by a tyrant played her, she had a legal contract
Tabby_Sohee 4 years ago
Honestly Ursula was so nice to her. She gave Ariel pretty, lanky, pale long legs that worked fine, as well as took away her voice so she wouldn’t make a fool of herself in front of Eric. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Hero of the story
Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago
well, I mean... what she did wrong..let's see here... her EXISTENCE!
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
If you don’t understand the thread, why are you here? You don’t comprehend the premise.
Load More Replies...The thread garnered nearly 80,000 likes with over 18,000 retweets and over 6,000 quote tweets in mere days. If you want, you can check out the whole thread here.
But before you go, why not let us know which defenses you loved the most or what other evil people you would like to see defended in the comment section below!
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*insert funny name* 4 years ago
I feel like I have to post something, because currently there are no comments here
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Depends on your jurisdiction! Just like euthanasia. (Unrelatedly, I heard the method influences the flavor but I've always stuck to the same so I don't know.)
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HopelessRomantic 4 years ago
Satan punishes the bad guys so doesn't that make him a good guy?
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Satan is just doing a job. The job of punishing the wicked. So what if he also raises cool badass biker gangs with red skin and beautiful... parts?
Soulstice 4 years ago
Umm Satan doesn't punish people. He's the one who tempts people to do bad...
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Anxiety 4 years ago
Actually now that we think about it? Is Satan even a bad guy. I mean he literally punishes the people that go to hell.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
If he punishes people for going to hell then he would be a bad guy, because infinite torture for finite crimes is not moral. Thankfully Satan doesn’t actually punish people on behalf of Yahweh. He just lives with them and tries to get them to see the truth and join him in hell. In the Bible, hell is just being separated from god. Which seems like a good thing.
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Gabriel Gomez 4 years ago
Satan gives people a place to stay if they're not accepted into heaven. Since i'm Gay, i most likely won't be accepted to heaven. he is giving me a place to stay.
Anxiety 4 years ago (edited)
You can come over and join me and my Non-Christian friends. We got a spot reserved with a bunch of snacks.
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Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago
bruh tf we dont even know if satans real.....hes a biblical character XD
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Jonah Denny-Mayo 4 years ago
Wasn't he a rapist who killed little kids? There not much defending him
Pepper Pots 4 years ago
I somehow hear Seth Rogen voice as I'm reading this, with intensity and sarcasm
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Random Anon 4 years ago
I think some would argue the asteroid is a myth. Hell so were the dinosaurs. According to these people, the world is only 2 thousand or so years old! All those sciency proof are propaganda.
Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago
also the world is flat... so your argument is invalid
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Wiebke Smeulders 4 years ago
The job has to be done n if they didn't, surely someone else would. Everyone needs to supply for their family.
rspanther 4 years ago
The christian fundamentalists are actually looking forward to them showing up.
phantom buni 4 years ago
For most of us, Armageddon is both dreaded and expected. Basically like the saying omg I want to die, there’s benefits, but also sizeable problems.
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Chimmels 4 years ago
He was Georgian also after ww2 he got east Germany i bet some holodomor victims were ex nazis
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Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago
bish please https://www.google.com/search?q=kim+jong+un+killing+pet+dogs&rlz=1CABUJY_enCA868&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjY5a-UtcnvAhW8GFkFHdkFBJIQ_AUoAXoECAcQAw&biw=1300&bih=580
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Finn Jager 4 years ago
It is indeed the planets fault for not being careful where to float, just like an automobile not looking at the road and crashing into a motorcycle.
Dalton Dickerhoof 4 years ago
Besides, the rebels themselves blew up two Death Stars, one in the middle of construction, Linley filled with independent contractors, roofers, blacksmiths, plumbing and whoever build the laser part. They did this twice. Plus, looking at the child indoctrinating nature of the previous senate, the empire was actually better. I love democracy.
Vlacas12 4 years ago
And if you know Legends, you'd know that poor Palpatine just wanted to save the Galaxy from an outer galactic threat by building up the Empire. The Republic was corrupt and the Jedi too, besides they were stealing kids from their parents, just because they had the force. /s. For everyone wanting a different view on the Jedi, I recommend the Republic Commando series of Karen Traviss. It's also great for all Mando and Fett clones fans. The stance on the Jedi above is a compressed version of Kal Skiratas view on them.
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Mysterious Panda 4 years ago
mario is also a nepotist, an animal abuser, an embezzler, and a murderer as well
Maddy_BobaTea 4 years ago
......or peach and bowser are f***ing each other...........just a thought...........
Melanie King 4 years ago
Oh yea I heard a theory once where Mario actually just kept kidnapping the princess and bowser was the good guy
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
People can't be heroes unless there is a bad guy. Gotta have a bad guy to be a hero.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
This is stuff we see on Newsmax/etc. So.... no longer comedy, merely reiterating "news".
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Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
He's got a point. I must have been one of the only Aussies who LIKED Vegemite 2.0
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
I don't know what that is (and am too lazy to look for it) but what do the iPhones have to do with it? :)
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Logic and Reason 4 years ago
That’s the joke. This entire post is extremely sarcastic.
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
Love the fact that the response doesn’t know what inquisition means
Phil Boswell 4 years ago
Fun fact, that is actually what small-i "inquisition" means: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/inquisition
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Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
This is actually the argument you hear from Manson worshipers and apologists today. Problem is you're still guilty of murder if you have someone else do it for you
El Dee 4 years ago
He died in prison because the victims were rich and famous. If the victims had been poor and black I doubt he'd even have been put in jail..
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Joran Quinten 4 years ago
He's (or was) actually considered a national hero in Romania if I'm not mistaken, for defending against the Ottoman Empire
NJ Valueinvestor 4 years ago
Yes and that is why politics, anger/humor, history can create conflict. For his people, at his time, under those circumstances he used extreme measures to save his people. We can't judge the past, of different cultures, and circumstances by our; time, value, and resources. Maybe only to study for future improvement. The Western world did not give Vald much to work with. Desperate times, create desperate actions.
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CatWoman312 4 years ago
Many Romanians still think of him as a hero to this day. He saved them from Islam
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thetacotruckman 4 years ago
if i have a burger which is a good thing and a computer which is also a good thing and i put them together i get a broken computer covered in mustard and ketchup which is a bad thing.
John Smith 4 years ago
bipartisan? then accept that it's humor, meant to induce rational thought through satire. the piece points out the absurdity of right-wing pundits 'logic'. wouldn't that be more equitable?
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Rainy Day Wolf 4 years ago
also what's with that men hater "feminist" poisoning his family... terrible, where are the good values??
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Finn Jager 4 years ago
Sauron just wanted to be known under a good name, look at what happend to him......
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
and a shoutout to wicked. I want to shake this mans hand. He's hilarious.
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Smart Boi 4 years ago
There was no crime to report. Pontius (leader of the area) declared jesus innocent
kjorn 4 years ago
i always thought that Judas wanted Jesus to have a chance to explain himself. the real responsible are those who felt treated by Jesus. The jewish in power who were at the top of the chain! like any people of power who are afraid of loosing it. same thing happen in any religion.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Phobia of clowns is among hte most common. Yeah, Gacy loved his job.... sadistic much?
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Dalton Dickerhoof 4 years ago
I would defend this guy, but he also most likely killed baby yoda. No one kills baby yoda.
TheElementalGod️️ 2 years ago
THANK GOODNESS for the 3rd season of the mandalorion
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Alix BLAIR 4 years ago
loved his grandad, murdered his dad, attempted to murder his uncle (on his mother's side), murdered his teacher, almost murdered his mother, frequently destroyed his own and other's property, destroyed extremely valuable ancient artifact, aided in the destruction of an entire solar system and one extra planet, told a firing squad to murder an entire village, aided in or directly killed hundreds of people, based his entire outfit and personality off a mass murderer, and all of this was on camera, and almost none of those could be perceived as being in self defense, comment if I missed anything.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Ignoring facts like 35 murders isn't uncommon in conservative logic.
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Finn Jager 4 years ago (edited)
Jokes aside Genghis indeed fought and won a war because the other side attacked a peaceful trading caravan from him.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
They killed one ambassador and shaved his other two. Nobody shaves Genghis's ambassadors.
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*insert funny name* 4 years ago
Honestly when I was a kid I never wanted to shower, I thought showering was more painful than waterboarding
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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
Except Ferris was excused by his parents. That should be the end of the story there
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Johane Moller 4 years ago
I hate to agree with anything Morrissey says because he's a c#$t but he did say he would assassinate Donald Trump.
Jon S. 4 years ago
I mean the man seems like he'd be difficult to get along with, but what has Morrissey done to make him evil? I feel like I'm missing something here.
Jon S. 4 years ago
Ok wow, he has gone off the rails in the last few years. From a low key left wing monarchy hater, to a far right paedophile excuser, if the papers are to be believed.
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Another Fool on the Hill 4 years ago
Is Lenin in fact pictured as one of the evil ones? As far as I know, he just wanted to improve the life of everyone but the tsar's...
Aria Whitaker 4 years ago
You can not be serious. Was he one of the evil ones you ask? The inventor of the Gulag? The person who unleashed what is now known as the "Red Terror" that resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people? The dictator responsible for the Povolzhye famine, that killed around 5 MILLION? Which Lenin did you think we were referring to? Do you think the millions that died under his regime had their "lives improved"? Please brush up on history.
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LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
I both love and hate how accurate this is, oh my gosh. I swear, 95% of the conservative arguments I see on social media look exactly like this, and generally rely on logical fallacies instead of hard evidence.
SirPatTheCat 4 years ago
You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
He is spot on with the endless repetitions of "arguments" that conservatives use. "Show me the evidence." is one of their biggest favorites. But when you show them the evidence their inevitable reply is :" Yeah, fake news from lame stream media. Stay blind."
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I once told such a person, "Why is it my job to prove you wrong? Prove yourself right." ... Haven't gotten a reply yet. That was, oh, 2015?...
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Joseph Cheung 4 years ago
Did people not read the title? The whole point is getting seeing the absurdity of conservative logic. You don't need metal gymnastics to understand, just read the title, lol.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I had to quit. B/c it started to read more like my neighbor who spouts Newsmax/etc.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
These are awesome! He should do the reverse where he uses Republican logic to make good people bad
No Username 4 years ago
This is hilarious, but per seeing some of the comments, I think one has to have a acute sense of sarcasm to actually get these.
LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
I both love and hate how accurate this is, oh my gosh. I swear, 95% of the conservative arguments I see on social media look exactly like this, and generally rely on logical fallacies instead of hard evidence.
SirPatTheCat 4 years ago
You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
He is spot on with the endless repetitions of "arguments" that conservatives use. "Show me the evidence." is one of their biggest favorites. But when you show them the evidence their inevitable reply is :" Yeah, fake news from lame stream media. Stay blind."
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I once told such a person, "Why is it my job to prove you wrong? Prove yourself right." ... Haven't gotten a reply yet. That was, oh, 2015?...
Load More Replies... Joseph Cheung 4 years ago
Did people not read the title? The whole point is getting seeing the absurdity of conservative logic. You don't need metal gymnastics to understand, just read the title, lol.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I had to quit. B/c it started to read more like my neighbor who spouts Newsmax/etc.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
These are awesome! He should do the reverse where he uses Republican logic to make good people bad
No Username 4 years ago
This is hilarious, but per seeing some of the comments, I think one has to have a acute sense of sarcasm to actually get these.
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