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Comedian Pokes Fun At “Conservative Logic” By “Defending” 30 Of The Most Evil Villains
Comedy is one of those few things that seems like it will never hit the bottom of the barrel. As long as the world continues to spin, people will continue to come up with ways to keep everyone entertained through laughter.
Take Greg Larsen, for instance. The award-winning actor, writer, director, and comedian went to Twitter asking people to share names of those who are universally agreed to be evil. You know, people like genocidal dictators, serial killers, and just plain baddies, whether real or fictional.
This way, he challenged himself to defend them and their actions using “conservative logic.” And the internet delivered, bringing in nearly 80,000 likes and over 18,000 retweets, suggesting some of the seemingly most undefendable people (and non-humans) in history.
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Bored Panda invites you to read through some of Greg’s best attempts at defending these baddies to the best of his “conservative” ability. And while you’re down there, why not vote and comment on the ones you enjoyed the most!
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Greg Larsen is an award-winning actor, writer, director, comedian and podcaster from Melbourne, Australia. He’s best known for his work in The Grub Podcast, At Home Alone Together, Get Krack!n, and Tonightly with Tom Ballard.
Back in August of 2020, Greg went to Twitter with a bit of a wild idea—he asked his followers to name the absolute most evil people on the planet—people like genocidal dictators, serial killers, and the like.
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The internet was keen to respond immediately after this tweet went live. Now, many were posting actual historical figures, like Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Kim Jong Un, but others spiced it up, suggesting more than just politicians and infamous people in history.
The list quickly grew with the likes of Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones, Immortan Joe from Mad Max, Bowser from the Mario universe, The Borg from Star Trek, and many more.
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Gary Garcia 4 years ago
Covid literally destroyed the annual influenza epidemic. Good on you Covid-19.
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birdie asf 4 years ago
HELPING THE BRITISH ECONOMY- LMAO WHY IS THIS SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY
Yet others took a more comic approach and suggested defending the likes of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, Wile E. Coyote from Road Runner, and Ursula from The Little Mermaid. There was even one person who put up a picture of Vegemite iSnack 2.0 and asked to defend the marketing guy who invented it.
The thread garnered nearly 80,000 likes with over 18,000 retweets and over 6,000 quote tweets in mere days. If you want, you can check out the whole thread here.
But before you go, why not let us know which defenses you loved the most or what other evil people you would like to see defended in the comment section below!
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*insert funny name* 4 years ago
I feel like I have to post something, because currently there are no comments here
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Depends on your jurisdiction! Just like euthanasia. (Unrelatedly, I heard the method influences the flavor but I've always stuck to the same so I don't know.)
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Finn Jager 4 years ago
It is indeed the planets fault for not being careful where to float, just like an automobile not looking at the road and crashing into a motorcycle.
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
Love the fact that the response doesn’t know what inquisition means
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Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
This is actually the argument you hear from Manson worshipers and apologists today. Problem is you're still guilty of murder if you have someone else do it for you
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Joran Quinten 4 years ago
He's (or was) actually considered a national hero in Romania if I'm not mistaken, for defending against the Ottoman Empire
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Finn Jager 4 years ago
Sauron just wanted to be known under a good name, look at what happend to him......
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Dalton Dickerhoof 4 years ago
I would defend this guy, but he also most likely killed baby yoda. No one kills baby yoda.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Ignoring facts like 35 murders isn't uncommon in conservative logic.
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Finn Jager 4 years ago (edited)
Jokes aside Genghis indeed fought and won a war because the other side attacked a peaceful trading caravan from him.
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*insert funny name* 4 years ago
Honestly when I was a kid I never wanted to shower, I thought showering was more painful than waterboarding
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Johane Moller 4 years ago
I hate to agree with anything Morrissey says because he's a c#$t but he did say he would assassinate Donald Trump.
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Another Fool on the Hill 4 years ago
Is Lenin in fact pictured as one of the evil ones? As far as I know, he just wanted to improve the life of everyone but the tsar's...
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LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
I both love and hate how accurate this is, oh my gosh. I swear, 95% of the conservative arguments I see on social media look exactly like this, and generally rely on logical fallacies instead of hard evidence.
SirPatTheCat 4 years ago
You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
He is spot on with the endless repetitions of "arguments" that conservatives use. "Show me the evidence." is one of their biggest favorites. But when you show them the evidence their inevitable reply is :" Yeah, fake news from lame stream media. Stay blind."
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I once told such a person, "Why is it my job to prove you wrong? Prove yourself right." ... Haven't gotten a reply yet. That was, oh, 2015?...
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Joseph Cheung 4 years ago
Did people not read the title? The whole point is getting seeing the absurdity of conservative logic. You don't need metal gymnastics to understand, just read the title, lol.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I had to quit. B/c it started to read more like my neighbor who spouts Newsmax/etc.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
These are awesome! He should do the reverse where he uses Republican logic to make good people bad
No Username 4 years ago
This is hilarious, but per seeing some of the comments, I think one has to have a acute sense of sarcasm to actually get these.
Laugh or not 4 years ago
This is one of the most amazing piece of rhetoric I have ever read. It is terrifying and beautiful at the same time.
El Dee 4 years ago
The catchphrases are spot on and I still can't get over how they've shortened 'Anti Fascist' to 'Antifa' so as to hide the fact that if you take the opposing view you are backing Fascism..
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
There's already Stalin in the list, who is Comrade Napoleon in the book!?
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Leave it to Bored Panda users to ruin a thread with their complete lack of understanding of the premise. This one is better for reddit.
Dana 2.0 4 years ago
Lemme take a stab at this. "This is simple- the majority rules. 99% of Hallownest's population supports her, but of course the leftists cry 'brainwashing' or 'infection' the second things don't go their way. Not to mention they don't have a better alternative- what, are they gonna prop their dead king up to replace her? It's just stupid."
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Aria Whitaker 4 years ago (edited)
But he was using the arguments and logic that American Conservatives display....and the fact is that they DO say that the reason they are "bad" is because they are "leftists"...with NO other qualifying criteria. That is the point. They make no good points other than "Lefty=Bad". This was not supposed to be an ACTUAL defense of the villians...it was supposed to be a defense USING CONSERVATIVE LOGIC....and that IS the defense that they use 9 times out of 10.
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BlahBlahBlackSheepah 4 years ago
Im guessing you're an all lives matter, not all men kinda guy
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Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago (edited)
You're right, it is sensible to question sources. However, conservatives don't wait for the actual evidence to come out. They say "But what if the Roadrunner was being bad & Wile was acting in self defense!" & act as if that "what if" is the truth. They pretend to be questioning sources, but it's just an excuse to say "I'm right, you're wrong."
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Viviane 4 years ago
You can create post on Panda or go on Twitter if you want. If you don't feel up to the challenge, get a comedian friend to help you with the responses.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
You can’t do the opposite. This is making fun of incorrect idiots. You can’t as easily make fun of someone who is correct.
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Joseph Cheung 4 years ago
This you?: Don't joke about hitler...my great great grandma died.
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Aria Whitaker 4 years ago
But he has an aweome understanding of what Conservatives sound like to everyone else. Sorry you all may not be self aware enough to realize that THIS is what you sound like to rational people, but hey, its the truth.
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Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago (edited)
Oh cool, you're good at satire too! I like the part about "sane conservatives," that's hilarious. Oh, I'm sorry. You said "consevative".
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LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
I both love and hate how accurate this is, oh my gosh. I swear, 95% of the conservative arguments I see on social media look exactly like this, and generally rely on logical fallacies instead of hard evidence.
SirPatTheCat 4 years ago
You know you're good when I *know* this is a joke but it's still pissing me off a bit haha
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago
Right? Also (unrelated) I have a challenge to anyone who can accept. Defend VILE.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Precisely my fear and reason I had to quit reading.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
He is spot on with the endless repetitions of "arguments" that conservatives use. "Show me the evidence." is one of their biggest favorites. But when you show them the evidence their inevitable reply is :" Yeah, fake news from lame stream media. Stay blind."
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I once told such a person, "Why is it my job to prove you wrong? Prove yourself right." ... Haven't gotten a reply yet. That was, oh, 2015?...
Load More Replies... Joseph Cheung 4 years ago
Did people not read the title? The whole point is getting seeing the absurdity of conservative logic. You don't need metal gymnastics to understand, just read the title, lol.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I had to quit. B/c it started to read more like my neighbor who spouts Newsmax/etc.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
These are awesome! He should do the reverse where he uses Republican logic to make good people bad
No Username 4 years ago
This is hilarious, but per seeing some of the comments, I think one has to have a acute sense of sarcasm to actually get these.
Laugh or not 4 years ago
This is one of the most amazing piece of rhetoric I have ever read. It is terrifying and beautiful at the same time.
El Dee 4 years ago
The catchphrases are spot on and I still can't get over how they've shortened 'Anti Fascist' to 'Antifa' so as to hide the fact that if you take the opposing view you are backing Fascism..
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
There's already Stalin in the list, who is Comrade Napoleon in the book!?
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Leave it to Bored Panda users to ruin a thread with their complete lack of understanding of the premise. This one is better for reddit.
Dana 2.0 4 years ago
Lemme take a stab at this. "This is simple- the majority rules. 99% of Hallownest's population supports her, but of course the leftists cry 'brainwashing' or 'infection' the second things don't go their way. Not to mention they don't have a better alternative- what, are they gonna prop their dead king up to replace her? It's just stupid."
Load More Replies... Aria Whitaker 4 years ago (edited)
But he was using the arguments and logic that American Conservatives display....and the fact is that they DO say that the reason they are "bad" is because they are "leftists"...with NO other qualifying criteria. That is the point. They make no good points other than "Lefty=Bad". This was not supposed to be an ACTUAL defense of the villians...it was supposed to be a defense USING CONSERVATIVE LOGIC....and that IS the defense that they use 9 times out of 10.
Load More Replies... BlahBlahBlackSheepah 4 years ago
Im guessing you're an all lives matter, not all men kinda guy
Load More Replies... Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago (edited)
You're right, it is sensible to question sources. However, conservatives don't wait for the actual evidence to come out. They say "But what if the Roadrunner was being bad & Wile was acting in self defense!" & act as if that "what if" is the truth. They pretend to be questioning sources, but it's just an excuse to say "I'm right, you're wrong."
Load More Replies... Viviane 4 years ago
You can create post on Panda or go on Twitter if you want. If you don't feel up to the challenge, get a comedian friend to help you with the responses.
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
You can’t do the opposite. This is making fun of incorrect idiots. You can’t as easily make fun of someone who is correct.
Load More Replies... Joseph Cheung 4 years ago
This you?: Don't joke about hitler...my great great grandma died.
Load More Replies... Aria Whitaker 4 years ago
But he has an aweome understanding of what Conservatives sound like to everyone else. Sorry you all may not be self aware enough to realize that THIS is what you sound like to rational people, but hey, its the truth.
Load More Replies... Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago (edited)
Oh cool, you're good at satire too! I like the part about "sane conservatives," that's hilarious. Oh, I'm sorry. You said "consevative".
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