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Time and again, we've all wondered if it’d be possible to live in a society where there are no rules. But norms of everyday life have somewhat the same function as the rules of games: they tell us what ‘moves' are allowed and which ones are not. Not only do our interactions run smoothly, but the whole world we live in feels harmonious and in order.

So in order to really see how and which rules govern our lives, and what we make of them, we have to look at the universal, unspoken ones that everyone should be aware of, if they already aren’t. Shared by people in various Reddit threads, some of these rules are simple no-brainers, others represent more elaborate conventions, so let’s see which ones people pointed out as the most important ones.

Scroll down, share your thoughts in the comment section and be sure to check out our previous post with more of the “unwritten rules” of life.

#1

People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If someone you don't know suddenly strikes up a desperate conversation and seems to be wary of their surroundings while on a night out - they are your best friend. Best friend. Because they're probably being harassed by another drunken patron and need some backup and I don't care if it's your mortal enemy, you act like you love them because they've got problems. You do not ignore someone like that.

McStaken , ELEVATE Report

KJ
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this happen years ago, randomly bumped into an ex co-worker while out shopping with my girlfriend at the time, ex co-worker rushed up to us and started apologising for running late for our lunch date. I stood totally clueless, my girlfriend threw her arms around the ex co-worker (they had met once before at a works do) and said glad she had finally turned up but the table was booked for only three (bloke left). Blew my mind when they explained over lunch.

Anki Apfel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like to add the poor souls who can't say a word because they are to shy/afraid in those kind of situations. Trust your gut feeling. If something feels off, most of the time it is. Don't trust a "S/he is fine." from that other person, demand some kind of reaction from the shy/silent one. And if you just reach your hand for them to grab it. I was in those kind of situations way more often than in a made up conversation.

Francis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i once saw a younger girl ( iwas 20ish, she was 16ish) late at night in the tram (trainthingy on the streets in my city). and these young men were harassing her. nobody did something. so i sat next to her and was like "Oh my gosh! we haven't seen each other in such a long time! how are you? how is your dad doing? is he still a police man?" the men almost run out of the tram :D sometimes you just need to start talking

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Mazer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One needs to assess each situation as it appears. I hate to throw a wet blanket on this, people just need to have situational awareness for each incident. There was a woman who ran into a schoolmate while doing errands, he stopped to chat and asked her for help with something. She noticed his appearance was off (I will spare details) and declined to help him. It was a smart move on her part, he has just killed three people in the last two days. There is little question of her surviving the encounter.

Tapio Magnussen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BUT, some caution about it is still required: this behaviour and similar ones are used as well by pickpockets...

DennyS (denzoren)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At uni I had this with my group of friends, if they came up to me suddenly acting like a sibling or a SO it was because they were trying to "get rid" of someone that was harassing them. It's not really the same thing but I was surprised how many times they actually had to do this, thankfully it worked every time.

BusLady
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any woman should know that she should approach a group of people and pretend she knows them if she thinks she is being stalked or is trying to ditch a guy who is giving her the creeps. I definitely would help someone in that situation.

Caro Caro
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, and while fake laughing and acting like everything is ok, ask if you should call the cops or if there is anything you can do to help.

Piet Puk
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But still.. whatch your pockets and bag.

3 AM
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I forgot about that one. It only happened to me a few years ago, when during the school day, I encountered a mother and her two cute little blonde girls in a store. The little girls were oddly friendly, swarming all over me and chattering. Their mother was right there, and I expected she would tell them to stop bothering the nice lady, or something like that. She did not. The girls seemed fascinated with my purse, and I guessed that they were mommy's little pickpockets and extricated myself and left.

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oof
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also remember to keep an eye out for the universal sign for help: Open hand with thumb in the middle, the fingers close and open on thumb repeatedly, symbolically trapping the thumb. If you see this there's a good chance someone is in immediate danger.

Zaza
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hey, wow, long time no see! How have you been? Imagine seeing you here! I'm in a bit of a hurry, but come walk with me for a bit so we can catch up." takes them away from whatever bad situation without any suspicion. You can stop and ask them if they're ok when you turned the corner

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    #2

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If your dress has pockets, you must tell everyone.

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    Anki Apfel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that one. Sadly they still don't have pockets that often >.<

    Jessica N
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo but they started again! I recently bought 5 different dresses from amazon, target and they all. Have. Pockets!

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    lazy panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wedding dress had pockets!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the only reason i would buy a wedding dress

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    Jodie Osborne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a nightie that has pockets and it's the best thing EVER!!!!

    Clarf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter recently got a skirt with pockets and she couldn't stop talking about it.

    Suz66
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or also women's pants. I have several pairs that look like they have front pockets but they are sewn shut. Why?????

    howdylee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never made a point of pointing out pockets to my young daughters, but they've all expressed excitement when a new-to-them shirt/dress has pockets!!

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To remind the world that dresses should have pockets.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your dress has pockets you are probably a guy and my congrats to the brand that decided to create dresses for men!

    RedMarbles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave you an upvote in part because of Rubee's unnecessary comment. Also: kilts are not dresses.

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    Tami
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are starting to get tired of their clothes not having pockets or having teeny tiny useless pockets. We'd like to be able to carry our phones in a pocket for quick access. And some of us, myself included, don't like carrying a purse. So we need a place for keys, a small wallet, and a phone.

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    #3

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If a two year old speaks gibberish to you, you reply with either "you think so?" Or "thank you for telling me".

    h4wkeyepierce , Victoria Borodinova Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh Yea? Tell me all about it"

    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp!* “and then what happened!?”

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's a quite controversal theory" isn't that great of an answer apparently....

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always nod and say "wow, really?" and if they react like "oh, yes" I'll say "noooo....really?" and most of the times they start giggling. Lol

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you think so? That's where your parents hide their weed? Hmmm"

    Christy nonyabusiness
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao yeah the terrible twos weed should be administered to the parents regularly until there about 4 then again around the age of 13, when the become monsters again

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    Shine Caramia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they start raising their voice that isn't distressed, I like to say things like, "sing it from the mountaintops!"

    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying “ I know, right?” is also acceptable. Applies to cats, dogs and birds as well :)

    Phil Boswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go-to reply is "That's easy enough for you to say!" 🤣

    Cath Homer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they hand you a toy phone? You answer that bad boy...

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    If you ever ask yourself who the hell created all these rules, and why we all need to abide by them, this one's for you. I have to agree that the idea of a free society where each individual is allowed to roam freely, with no obligations or consequences, has something appealing about it.

    #4

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If somebody gives their phone to look at a picture don't scroll and see all their other pictures.

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    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might see something you don't wanna see, for my phone you'd just see random pictures of dogs. But be careful.

    Florence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LISTEN TO THIS GRANDMA AND DAD

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is universally accepted but clearly not universally known!! I know many people that don't know that and keep doing it

    Skarlet D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not worth it with some people. My Grandma scrolls and zooms uncontrollably. When I try to hold the phone and show her myself, she grabs it and immediately starts saying SoMEthInG HApPeNeD wHoSE dOG iS tHAt?!

    Evelyn Haskins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want Grandma to be interested -- but NOT THAT interested!!! :-( Bring printed photos for her. (You didn't know that Grandmas dislike all these swipes on hand held electronic devices!!)

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    Monic Krugell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hand-over of a personal phone for a specific purpose (like looking at 1 phone) is an act of trust, don't screw with that relationship.

    Gabriel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On mine they would only find photos of electric motors bacteria and chemical plants

    Tiffiny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a special album titled “show and tell” and while people may scroll through them nobody has ever exited the album to look for more.

    Elaine Crider
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also remember what you might have yourself when showing. I have almost shown some weird pics not meant to be shown.

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    #5

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them NEVER propose at someone else's wedding, never.

    Kearshi , Gift Habeshaw Report

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really need to be told this? If so...YIKES!

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they do, just as they have to be told that women don't wear a wedding dress on someone else's wedding.

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    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Propose in private, not in a public place: not at a wedding, not a someone's party, not at music concert, not at sports events, not in the mall.......

    Zenozenobee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a mall.... oO ??? I hate the idea of public proposal, but, in a mall? Worst idea ever? when did that sound romantic?

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, never announce your pregnancy at someone else's wedding. Or your divorce. Or whatever. It's not your day.

    Jon Steensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ture, but it can be a bit difficult to practice, if it is already showing and you do not know who all the guests will be in advance, so you can call all of them.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also never propose in public if your partner is an introvert and never propose on your partner's big event, success or generally on a day that is specifically for your partner and not for you!

    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it...you're trying to use the ambiance and atmosphere for a romantic setting, but you're really being disrespectful to the couple who just got married. This is THEIR special moment. Not yours.

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are just addicted to one-upping everyone they know.

    Official_Blink
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah , Because if u do so , You will get the spotlight , if u get the spotlight , The photographer will take ur pictures , if the photographer will take ur pictures more than bride and groom , their wedding will be ruined . If their wedding will be ruined , They will hate you. If they hate u , they will tell their children bad stuff about u . If they tell their children bad stuff about u , they will hate u even more. And if they hate u even more , Their purpose of life would be to kill u. So , Don't do it

    Badulesia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better say "never propose". If you find someone that fillfull your life and want to commit to a higher stage, than that should be discussed and agreed. Don't ask your partner to commit on a sudden move, that's irrelevant and childish.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, that discussion is the real proposal. If a couple must have that perfect storybook proposal, the one proposing should first privately propose to propose.

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    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm with a caveat. Don't SPONTANEOUSLY propose at someone's wedding. But if it's planned and the bride and groom ok it, than it's fine.

    Lucas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still unnecessary though really. Even if the bride and groom are okay, why have they even asked them? What makes someone think it's a good idea?

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should ask beforehand. I honestly wouldn’t care if someone did that. I hate having all eyes on me the whole time and I feel like a proposal would be a few minute break.

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    #6

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them Give me six feet of space when I’m at the ATM or the urinal. Basically, whenever I’m taking valuables out of my pants.

    Dammit_Banned_Again , Liliana Drew Report

    Uber Mensch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we DO call them the 'family jewels'...

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, I am approaching you because this is an ATM, not a urinal..."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when paying at the register. I've had people come right up on me. Besides keeping my pin private, I barely have elbow room to swipe my card.

    Sheepeggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them six feet in general, stay safe!

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we have this rule anywhere, everywhere?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want someone in distance whenever you take your valuables out of your pants then i suggest you put them in a safe cause what's the point of having them lol 😅😅😅

    Sam rice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or using a card to pay wherever. Gtfo I don't want you see my card or pin numbers

    SCamp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ATM, absolutely, urinal, not always possible unfortunately

    v
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you due space at the ATM and the urinal...if it's available. If the only open urinal is the one next to you I don't give a damn about your fragile manhood. Keep in mind all those women you wouldn't give a sober second look at because 'they're not pretty enough' because I can guarantee that any gay man looks at you through a filter that is much more harsh than any you could come up with and your "valuables" wouldn't even be considered.

    Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so what about when i'm in bed with someone?

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    And some rules are so embedded into our society, we don’t dare to question them. “Societies going back thousands of years have had ‘unwritten rules.’ Unwritten rules would be defined as normal, accepted behavior that everyone (or almost everyone!) is willing to adhere to,” Susan Petang, a certified life coach and the author of “The Quiet Zone Coaching,” told Bored Panda. Susan teaches women how to stop feeling overwhelmed and start waking up happy in the morning again.

    She continued: “They're necessary not only for keeping order, but establishing boundaries and defining what is considered kind, polite, or compassionate—or rude!—in that particular culture.”

    #7

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If you work in childcare and see a baby walk for the first time you don’t say anything to the parent.

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    Julieandthephatones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no it makes sense it should be their moment

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the moments when hiding the truth is not harming anyone and is for good

    Wyn Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's first word was dad, I never told his mum as he said Äiti (mum in Finnish) soon after and she was so happy

    Daria Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you know if it's their first time?

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I think that's really kind not to take those special firsts from the parents.

    Kyan Q
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont tell the parents but do a victory dance that you were the first one to see it

    Nina Johansson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This did not happen to me, my kindergarten teacher told my mum as she came to pick me up. I was quite late walking thought.

    Agamemnon Padar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. Never thought about that. So true. Luckily I have nothing to do with childcare

    Cierra Stessl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, some young kids will at some point for a short while think all caretakers are "mom." Not all moms understand this. Always correct and try not to let mom find out. "Mom's at work now, I'm auntie how can I help you?" "There's mom say hi mom!" Even if it's their only word to get a caretaker's attention right now they'll learn a new easy word very quickly if you give them one.

    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes with first words and solid food.

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    #8

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If you're watching garbage Facebook videos in the break room and other people are trying to enjoy their hour of peace wear some [freaking] headphones Alana.

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't watch porn either. Or you can, just to overpower Alana's garbage FB videos.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally wear headphones when you are watching videos in public! Anywhere!!!!

    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we extend this to everywhere always in all situations? I don't want to hear your phone conversation, your music, your videos...anything. Headphones always. Forever. For a hundred years.

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, I want to strangle people who do this at the gym. Just because most people have headphones on doesn't mean you don't have to use them!

    Mike Loux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with phone calls. Don't hold the phone like a piece of toast. Just stop it, already.

    Nannychachi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a co-worker who would come in the breakroom and talk about work! I shut that down really fast. Let me have some peace and quiet for a few minutes!

    LaToya Mack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I teach people a lesson with this very easily. If you were having a phone conversation or listening to a video that I can hear with ease without trying it is what I’m saying then I am going to say something obnoxious just to let you know bitch I can hear you in my ears work. Headphones help us

    Lola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped going to the lunch room at work because this one person speaks loudly on her cell phone every day the whole lunch time. She couldn’t care any less about who she’s disturbing.

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    #9

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them An appearance flaw that cannot be easily changed shall be completely ignored.

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His appearances are all flawless.

    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddie Mercury was the most incredible front man a band could ever have. Don't bother arguing against me, it isn’t worth it. You'll just embarrass yourself.

    Ellis Reed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this was true, I've had comments made about my appearance flaws that have stuck with me for years.

    Lisette McCown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In elementary school, when I only had 2 grown-up teeth, my classmates made fun of me for looking like a donkey/rabbit/squirrel and for the lisp I had just developed from my mouth changing quickly.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can curse me now. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landside,

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No escape from reality, Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,

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    Rod Egret
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it can be easily changed!

    Lisette McCown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah people don't actually want to all look the same and when you separate yourself from your culture, you'll find that many "unconventional" looking people are actually very aesthetically pleasing. You just have to get past what you were taught to associate with beauty.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flaw?!?!? What flaw!! Freddie refused to have any major dental work done for fear it would change his spectacular voice.

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that were true. Unfortunately, I (and I'm sure many other people) have been the butt of cruel jokes for things I cannot change.

    WildBerry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jo Choto - I'm sorry to hear that. That's not right. :-(

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    Max Wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also telling someone they look like someone whom you don't know or is considered unnattractive. Like; "hey, you look just like my cousin Sally" or; "you look like George Castanza's mum" these kinds of comparisons mean nohing and often hurt peoples feelings, for no reason.

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    What’s interesting is that even now, different cultures can have different unwritten rules. “For example, burping after a meal in China is considered a compliment, and here in the US, it's considered rude. By having these unwritten rules, we also can more easily identify when others are upset with us or being dismissive,” Susan said and added that “it's like having an emotional shorthand.”

    #10

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them Don't ask if she is pregnant. Just don't.

    ohyoshimi , Leah Kelley Report

    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and don't ask when she'll have kids either

    Me Oh My
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when she'll get married, or if she has a boyfriend

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    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if she is, don’t assume you can touch her belly..I had someone do that to me when I was pregnant and I flipped out…just don’t do it without permission!

    Kirsty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been touched and grabbed half as much as when heavily pregnant, absolutely ridiculous.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dear I'm not pregnant i just haven't pooped in three days! What? You felt uncomfortable? Oh well

    Jesse Taylor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the love of God, don't touch their bellies!!

    Taylor Carroll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when she says she is not interested in relationships or children DO NOT INVALIDATE HER FEELINGS by saying "oh, you'll change your mind" in that condescending sweet tone

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone wants you to know they are pregnant, they will tell you. If they don't mention it, you don't mention it.

    Shalini Pabreja
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason 1: Due to the law of Nunya (It’s none of your damned business). Reason 2: Endo belly is a real thing. Reason 3: Post-pregnancy belly is a real thing, and yes, most postpartum mommies are sensitive about it since not everyone has a plastic surgeon, nutritionist, and personal trainer at their disposal. Reason 4: It could be an unwanted pregnancy - adoption, health risk, or, god forbid, rape. Reason 5 (And the most important): Sometimes, miscarriages also leave a belly, and you DO NOT want to go there. Just don’t ask, or infer, or even hint at it. If you’re eager, wait for the person to volunteer the information before you rejoice with them. Basic decency, folks.

    Alex the Country Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful education. I would add fibroid belly; kidney belly; and a couple digestive disorders.

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    Clovella Buttram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also don't ask who's the dad, if you don't know there might be a reason

    Tee Berry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU. I've had a pregnant pot belly my whole life. I'm a stage 4 endometrial cancer survivor. I've also had a hysterectomy and will never be able to have children. Imagine how it feels when people ask me how far along I am.

    JuniorCJ82
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this funny progression chart once. Each lady figure was more pregnant than the last. The title was, "When is it okay to ask a woman if she's pregnant?" Under every single one was the word NO. The last figure was a head crowning and it said MAYBE.

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    #11

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them When using tongs, you must always click them together a couple times.

    sirhempanite89 , Katerina Holmes Report

    Warloew Brinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give them a couple test clicks to make sure everything is in order.

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta make sure the tongs are tonging! It is the law.

    Monika Rhodes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that in my husbands face- he needs to know they're working too lol

    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I’m breaking some long standing tradition if I don’t..

    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta tong the tongs to make sure they tong correctly

    v
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the metal type. If they're plastic or silicon there's no satisfaction.

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not doing so displeases the tong gods.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haahaha I have no idea why but yes this is apparently universal.

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    #12

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them For any space holding people (train, elevator, classroom), let people exit before you try to enter

    _NendSudes , Kelly L Report

    Lilith the Demon Panda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes! this! I always thought western Europe was civilized until I rode metro there... and I would add: after you exit dont f*****g stop right in front of the door, move the f**k out of the way!

    Watchman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you enter a business - shop, supermarket, theatre etc. don't stop as soon as you get inside the door to sort yourself out. There are people behind you who you are blocking. Go in and move to one side before stopping so you're not in the way :)

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, when you enter a building, do NOT stop just inside the door.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand how adults don’t get this!

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how adults voted for trump, but here we are.

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    יעל זומר
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where i live there are actually signs saying so🤦

    Clovella Buttram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only people understood the classroom part, I always end up standing there awkwardly while 30 people shove themselves into the classroom I'm trying to leave

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes sense, especially for trains and lifts!

    Jan Olsen
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assure you that not everybody follows this rule....

    DuckDuckGooseberry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And try your absolute best not to fart in there

    Daemekh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughs in Indian railways*

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    Susan believes that our lives might be more complicated, and possibly more lawless, if we didn't have expected rules of behavior. “Imagine how chaotic life would be if people could randomly punch others in the nose if they didn't like what was being said or done?”

    On the other hand, there are times when unwritten rules of behavior can be complicated and unnecessary, the life coach argues. “They can also be prejudicial. For example, it can be difficult for those with autism to understand some of the social nuances that we take for granted—which might make them feel ostracized, unaccepted, or unloved.”

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    #13

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them Small wave at the driver when they stop at the crosswalk so they know you know they saw you.

    sarkozywasthere_ , Tim Douglas Report

    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, wave at the driver who lets you cut in when there is an unbelievable rush and you've been waiting for long enough to get into the lane. A friendly honk is welcome too.

    BleeBloo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as a friendly honk.

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    Béla Kun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country it's the law for them to stop if someone wants to cross the crosswalk, I won't wave for what they should do in the first place.

    Lillukka79
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, and I get annoyed at the wave. No need to thank me for doing what is required by law.

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    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time. I also put a little more hustle in my step.

    Ebony
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time. With a thank you attached to it

    Giles McArdell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good one, people for the most part like to feel they are being helpful and a small wave or nod turns "I complied with the law" into "I did a good thing for someone".

    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more or less second nature to me, plus I say thanks, even though they can’t hear me

    Rod Egret
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pedestrians have the right of way so they don't need to thank you (do you thank cars waiting at the red light?) and I always tell them when I ride top down.

    RedMarbles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strictly speaking, no one ever needs to thank anyone for anything. But there are positive effects from doing so.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    driver... stops... at crosswalk.... ? What is this planet I am hearing about? Here you will die. You wait for the lights, or you just run.

    Zaza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at the very least make eye contact. Doesn't matter if you're the driver, the pedestrian, the cyslist. Make eye contact so they know you saw them, but more importantly, you know they have seen you too

    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read this twice. I need coffee.

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    #14

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them You do not initiate small talks with someone with their headphones on.

    WallflowerAshes , cottonbro Report

    JustAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly why many people wear headphones. To avoid small talk

    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got on a Greyhound in Trenton, NJ, immediately opened a book. A guy sat down beside me. We nodded at each other and he put headphones on. We both changed to the same bus in Washington, DC, and sat together again. I got off before him. We nodded at each other again. Best bus buddy I ever had.

    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headphones are the universal sign for 'don't talk to me'

    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or....some one intently reading a book.

    zoponex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who abandoned wireless headphones because people seemed less aware of them and, so, spoke to her more.

    White Wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear my headphones to avoid chitchat. Sometimes i am not even listening to anything. This is my clear clue to LEAVE ME TF ALONE.

    Firefoxy3121
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever ever. To do so is a crime worthy of death

    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wireless earbuds + long hair = "Oh, I wasn´t ignoring you, I just have these in my ears!" (Yes, I was ignoring you and everything around me go away, please.)

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they are clearly engaged in a conversation on the phone. I don't care if you're panhandling and desperate for food. There are tons others to go to rather than the girl sitting in the mall cafe on video call.

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    #15

    When a child hands you a toy phone, you pretend to have a conversation.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, of course you do. :-)

    Lisette McCown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they hand you imaginary or plastic food, it's the best meal you've ever eaten

    v
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder sometimes, what would happen...what would the world be like...if we could hold on to the wonder, curiosity, and amazement of childhood until our dying day.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say, “ they hung up on me”.

    1lizziej
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretend?? I HAVE a real conversation, usually about the good child to Santa.

    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what else would you do if not that:)

    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise, you are being very rude to their friend on the other end.

    Thomas Ewing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer as if God is on the line. "Yes, she's a good girl!"

    Clovella Buttram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then after talking for a bit say "they want to talk to you real quick" and hand them the phone

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    The life coach added that there are also unwritten rules in some cultures that can be interpreted as rude or boorish in others. “Our earlier example of burping is one; another might be how some cultures consider bargaining for everything to be OK, while in other cultures it's considered rude to question the cost of something.”

    #16

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If you offer something, you offer twice only. If they say no both times you don't push it

    ghostye , Christina Morillo Report

    KatHat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's alcohol, offer ONCE only and then if they say no, leave it alone without commenting on their decision in any way. The same can go for food - more people than we know have eating disorders.

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different cultures do this dance differently.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my “home culture” (not American), it’s just rude to not do the dance. You have to offer more than once and they have to decline. I’m not a huge fan of this anymore.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my neck of the woods you only offer something once. We think that it's rude to keep pushing when someone declines.

    Les Izmore
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote this doesn't known about the Persian ritual of taarof. In the rules of hospitality, taarof requires a host to offer anything a guest might want, and a guest is equally obliged to refuse it. This ritual may repeat itself several times (usually three times) before the host and guest finally determine whether the host's offer and the guest's refusal are genuine, or simply a show of politeness.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if is Greek grandma just accept you are defeated and surrender

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try explaining this to any southern European mother!

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my culture, you ask three times if they would like something to eat.

    Liv
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Portugal it's generally expected to ask several times. People often refuse the first times out of politeness, not wanting to be a bother or take too much from the other, or even shyness. We don't know if the one offering really has enough to share, or even if they have, we don't if they have a real desire to share, or are just being socially polite. By insisting, we're sure they want us to have it. They'll offer once out of social politeness, and will persist if they really want to share; until they are sure we don't want it. It can seem forced to other cultures, here it's the normal. But to be honest it can be tiresome, and can feel nagging. It's usually a breath of fresh air (to me) to deal with people with a completely different culture in this sense, like the direct Germans. 👌

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad taught me to always offer twice, because we're brought up to decline the first time!

    Rebekah Krause
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were taught twice! I would be dying of hunger/thirst like “please ask me one more time” and you would be all “ damn I guess she doesn’t want a glass of water and some of this delicious cheese I bought just for her”

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    #17

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them Don't make marks in a book that someone loaned to you. That means no dog-earing the pages, no highlighting/underlining/circling phrases and no writing notes in the margins. If you want to do that crap, get your own copy, don't ask to borrow a copy from me.

    KingAlfredOfEngland , Oladimeji Ajegbile Report

    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never do that to books, not even to books I own.

    Kiryn Silverwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With books I own, I think of it like borrowing them from whoever I'm donating or selling them to when I'm done with them. Gotta take care of them!

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did this to a book of mine and even used it as a notepad to scribble down phone numbers. Needless to say, I do not talk to this person anymore.

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly because you buried them under the patio shortly after

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    Olive
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you DO need to make a note, post-its

    Jill Bussey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't bend the book backwards on the spine. It breaks the spine and loosens the pages.

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever do that to library books either. You might manage to stay anonymous because it's not so easy to track you down among all the users who borrowed the books, but you will be cursed by the librarians anyway.

    Ann Dennis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't want to carry a curse from a librarian. Those people know a lot of words!

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those have been unfriended by me.

    Rebekah Krause
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just do not loan out books that I really want back or that I really want to keep in good condition. If it does that’s wonderful but I learned very young; you probably are never getting that book back. I have come to that basic rule with anything, if you can’t bear not getting it back don’t let it go in the first place.

    יעל זומר
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my books look brend new cause i care about them, and someone used some of them and dog-eared so many pages😓

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have hurt. Some cultures more than others revere books. I was brought up to never deface or harm books in any way. I had a harm time writing in books when instructed to do so.

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    KMill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if someone loans you a book GIVE IT BACK

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    #18

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them You don’t microwave fish in the break room at work.

    DestinysChildSupport , Alex Teixeira Report

    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would add smelly cheese as well... sadly, my coworkers don't read this site, so it will be in vain :|

    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no blue cheese crusted salmon with garlic and onion...got it. LOL

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    rumade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cultural! In Japan, everyone in my office microwaved fish.

    Katchen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a guy who microwaved fish nearly every day. This was in California and he was a white guy from Ohio. He was a monster.

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    Flying Captain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like with food... it's a sensitive topic. "Don't yuck other people's yummy." is something that comes to my mind. And "decolonize your plate" is another one that comes to my mind.

    Alex the Country Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best comment I’ve seen on this one. Thank you, and “decolonize your plate.” Yassssss!

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    Jenn Myob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never complain about somebody's dietary restrictions. You suck it up and adult your way through it.

    Jessica N
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree re dietary restrictions but it's still going to affect every one else in the building. And whoever reheats their meals next. Microwaving fish leaves oils in the microwave that transfer onward. So i guess if the only food you can eat is fish... Microwave a lemon coated damp washcloth afterward to fumigate the microwave and wipe it out.

    Wistiti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microwave fish does not taste good. It's one of the things I'd rather eat cold out of the fridge than warming it up in a microwave. Disgusting.

    Big Blue Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the rule should be: don't put fish in the microwave, ever.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a co-worker, a new manager, lecture everyone on etiquette and responsibility only to microwave fish at lunch time...you know I was the first to say "wait, did he just microwave fish?....really?"

    NaggerSwoosh69
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an idea - you eat whatever you want, and everyone else gets to eat whatever they want. If you don't like it, go somewhere else.

    Debrina Blackmoon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pepper-battered catfish, cheese grits, and collard greens?! DAMN.

    Debbie MG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mea culpa!! I wasn't thinking and everyone was blaming everyone else but me! I owned up to it though.

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    #19

    If you’re securing something in a truck bed or trailer, you must always say “that ain’t goin’ anywhere” once you’ve finished.

    handingstage Report

    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slapping should always be considered

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said that once and the bungee cord came undone and slapped me in the face. It hurt!

    Zaza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you didn't actually take a bungee to the face? :O

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is the equivalent of slapping the bag if the load is fertilizers or something.

    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how if the person disagrees and tries to go somewhere?

    Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, unfortunately in the south I hear "That ain't going nowhere."🙄

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redundancy is key to safety

    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a rule I've always broken. ;-)

    Marilyn leger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband always says "gravity won't fail" shortly before it does

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    #20

    Don’t put your phone on speaker in public places

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    Gin. No tonic
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're a senior citizen. This might still seem rude to you, but it might be the only way they know how to answer their phone or hear the conversation.

    Kady LaHaie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not 50 yet but very hard of hearing and I have an awful time with phone calls. Sometimes the only way to hear is on speaker. I encourage people to text me, but you can't control other people. I apologize in advance if one of my calls annoys anyone 🙂

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    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and get off of the damn phone when it's your turn at the checkout counter!!!!!

    SusanS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop having face time conversations in public!! Stop having loud conversations in stores or other public places. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR what you are saying. A few times I have commented on peoples very public conversations, and you should see them, they are aghast that I have done it. I laugh and walk away.

    Mimi M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warn someone before you put them on speaker, unless you are absolutely alone.

    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're talking to Keanu Reeves. I would want everyone to know that I am Keanu's pal.

    Bunzilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put your phone on speaker in public places-- UNLESS you have a legitimate reason for doing so, such as hearing problems.

    Natalie Cavendish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or video chat walking around public places like a store, annoying af

    Bunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disabled and always have to use a crutch so I have my phone on speaker as it's really hard to walk with a crutch and a basket or trolly and be one the phone.

    Lily
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, have to use the speaker, I can't put it up to my ear because it actually hurts. But I always, always, move away from people so as to not disturb.

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    #21

    Put it back in the same place you found it.

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    Orange is aging
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know my room looks messy, but everything still has a place. Don’t put my stuff just anywhere, you monster

    Frederick Reinders
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was ORGANIZED until you rearranged everything to your satisfaction My desk is carefully messed up, please do not 'help' by hiding everything. (In case that is too subtle ... do NOT 'clean' without permission)

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    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are looking at YOU people in grocery stores

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always gets me when I worked at the supermarket. You can easily ask an employee to return it or take the 2mins to return it....don't put the salami on the cereal shelf.

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or more to the point, when in public spaces leave things the same/better than you found them.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm truly bad for this. Not only will I put them back in the same spot but also the same position.

    Bunzilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR - if an item belongs in a certain place, not where it was found, put it back where it belongs. (Like a tool from a tool set once you're sure nobody is in the middle of using it!)

    Suz66
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it better than you found it.

    Kyan Q
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish people follwed this rule in stores

    Clowton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you lost something and you eventually find it, put it back in the first place you looked / where you thought it should be instead of where you found it

    Janice Hazeldine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have wasted years of my life looking for things my husband has not put back where he found it. Often after he has asked me where he put it this time!

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    #22

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them Do not stand still in any choke-point of an indoor or outdoor space. Doesn't have to be a doorway or hallway.

    D**kcheese_McDoogles , Gustavo Fring Report

    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this several times a day in our house ^___^

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how they do it. I mean, seriously.... He'd have made a fortune playing defensive fullback. He jsut magically gets in the way! :-)

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    jk nbt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if shopping with your sister-in-law & fam along with your fam, kindly do not stop to look at the latest bargain and discuss it in the shopping aisle. Your two or three carts will block the aisle completely. Come on, grow up, and show some consideration!!!! You people are not the only ones in the store!!! Park your carts in a row against one side so people can pass!!!

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone does this occasionally. You forget your surroundings while looking for something on the shelf or reading a label.

    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and don't play your cringy FB videos in the supermarket, Alana.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens every time at every supermarket where an adult will block the aisle. And when you say ” excuse me, can I get by,” they give me the stink eye or say sorry every time. They should know better or just don’t care.

    NaggerSwoosh69
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Do some jumping-jacks instead.

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at the grocery store, you barely have enough room for 2 baskets to pass one another.

    Evelyn Haskins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is usually fat older women who do this. Or younger women with a trolly full of noisy out-of-control children :-( Covid had been a blessing for me :-) I don't even get dirty looks when I turn away to go another way

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    #23

    “In the house of a hanged man, don’t talk about rope” Old proverb. Meaning don’t dig up old, nasty stuff with people you know will be uncomfortable/offended

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family could benefit from learning this one

    Haunting Spirit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't mention the war!" - Fawlty Towers

    Octavi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * trigger warning* My dad is so bad at that when I came over for thanksgiving he told everyone with a proud smile " Nicole got raped a few months ago" and I felt so hurt embarrassed and disgusted cuz its not good and he knew I would get hurt

    Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart feels heavy as I read what you had to deal with, I hope you have the support you need to heal.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is timely, with the holidays and family gatherings.

    Jennifer Norton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my parents would follow this rule. All they do is bring stuff up from the past. Like, stop already.

    Mrs S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We apparently have no such saying in America.

    Jackie Nettleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a new saying to me but something important to remember

    JD Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband never head this saying. It’s unfortunate. - Teach your kids these things people.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard that before, but it makes perfect sense.

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    #24

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them When using a stud finder, you must first point it at yourself and go "beep"

    ElToberino , Charles & Hudson Report

    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I'm not the only one

    Henry Edison Jurman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY. MIKE EVERLY. LEAVE SHEEPEGGS ALONE. THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THEY ARENT THE ONLY ONES WHO DO THAT. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A SELF EMPLOYED DICKHEAD WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT POINTING OUT OTHER PEOPLES FLAWS. SHEEPEGGS IS AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Ipoint it at my husband ;-P

    Thomas Ewing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And collapse on the floor as if zapped...

    Eric Soliday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is but I don't think it's reliable, best to learn the vibrations with a knock

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    Ann Dennis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you want to learn to thump the drywall and listen to the pitch it produces. Higher pitch is nailable, lower pitch is hollow, so generally speaking, not nailable.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaa....this one made me laugh. I've never used one but I'm sure to do this when I do.

    Lee Donnelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband told me I didn’t need a stud finder when I was expecting our twins. I almost wet myself laughing 😂

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    #25

    If you are done using the microwave and there is time left, you must clear off the remaining time. Don't be a savage.

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    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have looked at a microwave multiple times and always wondered why the time was never accurate

    Brittany Rogers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My roommate NEVER clears the microwave and it drives me crazy. It’s literally just one, single button to clear it

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I treat it the same as a parking meter. If there is time left over it's all yours.

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but how about cleaning any food scraps or spillage in it

    Courtney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a monster. Letting the time run out so that the ear shattering timer goes off is the real crime. We're talking looking at numbers vs causing people physical pain. Letting the timer go off is an exponentially more heinous action.

    Courtney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the frikkin savage if you're letting the time run out so that everyone has to hear the ear shattering timer go off. We're talking looking at numbers vs causing people actual physical pain.

    J Sizz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I live with a bunch neanderthals, they always leave time. It's worse cuz mine flashes PRESS START.

    Caro Ansaldo
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And please, once you take out whatever was in the microwave, close the f*cking door!

    Caro Ansaldo
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    9 months ago

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    #26

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them When walking through a door and someone is behind you, hold the door long enough so the person doesn't get hit by it.

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And say thank you when someone holds the door for you

    NK
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if the person doesn't say thank you, you very loudly say You're welcome!

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had a woman glare at me as I held the door for her and she muttered a word, then pig. It's just good manners, not some battle of the sexes, for goodness sake.

    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it anyway. If they get pissed off because of sexism or patriarchy or whatever.. I revel in the moment where I gain access to their head rent free!

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    Charlotte Clarke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are too far away, don't hold it and make them run for it.

    Avichai Cohen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND if someone holds the door you put your hand to take it from him (unless you know him/her personally and you're 100% sure he's ok with that)

    Marcelo Glenadel Leal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corollary: When someone holds the door behind them for your benefit, reach out and hold the door while you cross the threshold, don't just wait for the door to hit you in the face. I mean, the person in front is doing a nice thing for you out of the kindness of their heart. They're not the freaking doorman, your highness.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing about working in a secure building is that the opposite is true. We must not let people piggyback off our entry. It is very hard to adjust that habit.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common manners. And if your a woman and A man holds the door open for you don't give him s**t. He was raised right.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh right, I have always made sure I repeatedly hit the person with the door. I now see I was doing it wrong.

    Jan Olsen
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never in my life walked through a door

    Nathaniel Williams Jr.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How ‘bout when I’m 40 ft away & they’re holding the door? Am I supposed to run to it? I don’t run to it!

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    #27

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them Closing your mouth when you chew.

    Bonescielo , Andres Ayrton Report

    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unbelievably irritating. I don't need to watch you process your bites, Alana.

    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Alana person is starting to get on my nerve

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    Emily
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is gross but as someone with horrible allergies and sinus issues, 90% of the time I can't breathe through my nose. So unless you want me to pass out in my plate I'm gonna need to occasionally open my mouth for oxygen. People who do this excessively loudly and make no attempt to cover it up however, are not okay!

    RedMarbles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for doing your best and sorry you have to deal with that!

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    Jude Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be justifiable homicide

    Lovin' Life
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree. If you ever head that I have been jailed, this is the reason.

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    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't speak with your mouth full.

    BrookieTheWookie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my sister is the worst at eating nicely 😫 she never closes her mouth, and smacks her lips

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! YES! YES! I get so grossed out when I see and/or hear someone chomping on gum, smacking their lips, etc. GAAAAH it’s so gross to see adults “sharing” way, way, way too much!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise hands if this was even more annoying during quarantine!!!

    Florence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ughhhhhhhhhhh my dad chews with his mouth open, chomps on his gum with his mouth open. slurps his drinks then swallows louder than humanely possible

    Poppy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people who have sinus issues can't help this - I speak as a person who suffered for a long time and was often chided by my parents for eating with my mouth open. Once I had surgery I could eat with my mouth closed.

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I hear you chewing, I want you to know that I have fantazised about your death." Saw something like that on a sign, made me laugh 😂

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    #28

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them You don’t take pictures of kids that aren’t yours

    PayLayAleVeil , Maxsuel Macedo Report

    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't take pictures of ANYBODY without permission.

    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, how on earth would that work? Have you never been on a holiday? Or at a party? Museum? Anywhere outside? In almost every picture there is always someone else visible. Good luck asking 100s of people for permission :D

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding! I was once on a city bus where a mother with a toddler and a new-born (maybe six weeks old) was trying to take care of the both of them and there was a VERY creepy dude who kept trying to squeeze onto the seat next to her toddler. I finally said very loudly, “Hey, creep, leave that woman and HER CHILDREN alone!” He tried to act all innocent but since there was nobody else near him at the time and he was definitely sitting way too close as a stranger, he resentfully scuttled a couple of rows down the bus, and eventually got off before the woman and her babies, glaring at me and calling me a B.I.T.C.H. as he made his way to the back door in the bus.

    NaggerSwoosh69
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting close to a stranger! On a BUS! Heavens, no! What's next, putting, on a golf course??? And seriously, if you randomly talked to me like that, you would seriously regret it.

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    Gossameringue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People always want to show you pictures of their kids, but always act weird when you want to show them pictures of their kids." - Dimitri Martin

    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't use your kids as props for profit.

    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take pictures of my nephew... :/

    Orange is aging
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you’re the paid photographer

    Kiryn Silverwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take pictures of kids that aren't yours (without permission)

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    Brittany Toribio
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It definitely depends. I have millions of pics of my kids and my nieces. Some of my kids and their friends. But I NEVER share any pics of anyone elses kids.

    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least ask permission from the parent/guardian

    Sharon Albaine-Graves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to say your grandparents shouldn't take photos of the grandchildren?

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    #29

    If someone asks if you have a pad or tampon and you have one give it to her. You'd want someone to do the same for you.

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember (overhearing) my mam giving advice to my big sister, which included 'ALWAYS carry tampons & pads, even when you're not on your period. You never know when you friend might need one'. For 3 years I carried around female sanitary products! Before I realised my friends were not likely to ask me, what with me being a boy.

    Madzdad the bard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corollary: Guys, if your SO asks you to get them from a store, you do it, no questions asked. I don't know why men make such a big deal out of this.

    Brian J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never once been embarrassed to buy them. I'm pretty sure the sales person knows they aren't for me

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    Peggygirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't forget us 'older ladies' sometimes carry around thin pads, just in case we laugh too hard...

    Tim Carney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, carry a few band-aids in a your wallet, you'll be surprised how often people ask, then you're a hero!

    Auntiecorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have band-aids (different sizes even) and 3 different types of feminine hygiene products in my purse. I am a woman though. I love that that the person of the top comment did this! And good that you carry band-aids with you! I have made people happy with both type of products. So I will always carry them with me!

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trained for disasters etc, we carry a number of necessities. Among the stash of first aid and first responder gear there is personal hygiene products and a bunch of inexpensive toys/ plushies for kids.

    El muerto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the first thing I do when I encounter a woman. ask if she needs an extra tampon, because I have one, just in case...you know, to come off considerate and stuff.

    Erla Zwingle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think you understood the situation, QuickDraw. If someone ASKS if you have one, you accommodate if possible. Otherwise just shut tf up.

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    B C Oliver
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some co-ed schools recommend that all boys carry Tampons and/or pads, and let the girls know 'in case of Emergency'

    JD Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell you the number of times out hiking in remote areas this has happened to me. I had to have a hysterectomy, but I’m back to carrying something just in case a sister needs it.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh I don't need those. I'm male

    Mya Lugar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, in this "Age of Covid" be sure you have stocked SOME quantity of the sanitary supplies you will need besides toilet paper!!

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    #30

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If a child shoots you with a toy gun you act hurt or pretend to die for them. No questions asked. I learned this when I became an aunt lol.

    [deleted] , cottonbro Report

    Janine B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toy guns are as necessary as the plague.

    Viktor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don't have a toy gun they will use a stick, pipe or just about anything else. These types of games are as old as time itself.

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    JustAnother Soul
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if they point a wand at you shouting “Petrificus Totalis!” You freeze completely no matter what you are doing.

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care how big and bad you think you are. If a child hands you a toy phone and says "ring ring," YOU ANSWER THAT MFer!

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family we were taught to never, ever allow anyone point a toy gun at ourselves or ANYONE in the slightest of off-chances that it was not completely empty of bullets.

    Bad Alchemy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not gonna support the normalization of guns and shooting. If a small child shot me with something, we would have to have an age-appropriate conversation about why you would never shoot anyone and how would that feel, etc.

    Alicia GriffonLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was actually wondering why (at least in the USA where i grew up around a lot of weird kids) people get creeped out if a kid pretends to slit people's throats, hangs toys with little nooses, set up barbies worshiping satan, etc... but pretending to shoot eachother and blow eachother up is "cute" or "normal".

    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA uses a LOT of propaganda to make people feel that guns are necessary and also that Jesus would love them. It is the least free western country in terms of oppression, like patriotism and religious indoctrination.

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    Marion
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would neeveeeer do that! Never. A kid with a (toy) gun?? Crazy s**t.

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a child hands you a toy telephone you better talk to whoever's on the other end.

    Evelyn Haskins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toy telephones are for kids to practise social and mechanical skills for real -- like Like do dolls, and kiddies' toy kitchens and workshops, and tricyles.

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    Verena Abt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy toy guns. Guns kill. Buy dolls. Dolls teach you to look after others. Yes, even boys.

    Cecily Holland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do that to me they get told off and then the parents gets it. Don’t point any guns at anyone

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    #31

    Zipper Rule: when driving and two lanes become one drivers merge from alternate lanes one at a time right left right left ... like a zipper.

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    Persephone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a written rule in the Netherlands actually.

    Stephanie IV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany too. It is mandatory to drive up to the obstacle and merge only then.

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    Madzdad the bard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What drives people crazy is what they actually should do. Drive all the way up, then merge, (like a zipper) not block traffic a 1/2 mile back. It usually annoys people in the continuous lane, but is the efficient and proper way.

    Sarah Stalder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they're getting annoyed THEY don't know what they're doing or are just an asshole.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been driving for donkey's years, but I heard this for the first time from my daughter recently. Imagine you're a zip. Trust me it helps with wellbeing and a disproportioned sense of fairness. 😊

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time i hear that rule too and also first time i hear the expression "donkeys years". Hahaha hilarious

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    Verena Abt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And don't be angry with me. I'm not jumping the queue, it's called zipper rule and keeps the traffic jam shorter.

    Mtownmick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at the choke point not earlier. Use the most of the road.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they put that on the signs here - in the UK they say "Merge In Turn".

    Alicia GriffonLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada I've seen signage that has a picture of a zipper mid-zip and says "merge like a ziper". It seems to work too. Far better than home (Oregon).

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    Whanna Knows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In florida it is gtf outta my way. So sad

    Denny Cwiek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One good reason for the zipper rule is that the cars that get to the merge point first are the first to get through. Otherwise, it's unequal. You wait in the 'correct' lane forever while people who show up after you jump ahead and end up getting through before you.

    Alicia GriffonLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, here in Oregon, you can safely bet some jackass in a jacked up truck or muscle car will try to pass everyone before his lane dissappears. I've narrowly missed being shoved into oncoming traffic so many frikkin time because of those a******s. And if you don't let them get past they tail gate you till they can pass, some times flashing their brights or honking because how dare some one not bow down and let them do every thing they want immediately? -.- i hate living here...

    Alicia GriffonLady
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, they always have the loudest vehicle possible and frequently make big billowing black clouds of exhaust visible for over a mile, so there's a bit of warning and i've managed to not get in an accident yet, despite the number of close calls. Even the sherif does this with no lights/siren. I swear humans in this country are deevolving into apes. -.- nm... Apes behave in a much more civilized manor than most of the humans around here.

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    #32

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them If you notice something on someone that can be fixed within 5 minutes, tell them (Shirt stain, food in teeth etc)

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An open zipper should fly high on this list.

    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have sometimes cracked the old joke, asking discreetly if they have a licence for low flying..

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once walking down the street right after I had consumed a slice of pizza and I ran into an acquaintance...fortunately, her very young daughter let me know that I had a tomato skin covering several front teeth. I was so grateful to the daughter for speaking up that I heaped praise on her for letting me know in the hope that the parental unit would take note of how annoyed I was at her (the mom).

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing a few days ago a toddler saw me at the street and laughed his ass off while pointing! I spent the rest 10 minutes trying to find out what was wrong with me! Didn't find anything but I'm glad I'm spreading joy to kids

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    LittleWombat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone here remember saying XYZ for "examine your zipper" to let someone know their zipper was down? I said it to a friend the other day who had never heard of it and I thought it was a well-known one 🙂

    Zaza
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this! As a Dutch person. If I see someone with their fly open, or a booger hanging out of their nose I will (privately and quietly) tell them so they can fix it. Most people call it "Dutch honesty" in a negative way. But be honest, would you rather I tell you you have a booger, or that you have teepee sticking out the back of your pants, or would you prefer I say nothing "BeCaUsE iT's RuDe" and look the fool for the rest of the night? I don't care about cultural differences. If my mascara has run, or my clothes are inside out TELL ME! And I don't care if you think I'm rude. If you have something embarassing going on I will take you to the side and whisper in your ear so you can fix that s**t before anyone else notices

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't just fix it yourself. If a tag is sticking out, it's really not a big deal enough to tuck it in for them.

    Alya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNLESS you're romantic interests in a TV drama, then it absolutely is a big enough deal and must be done (bonus points if it takes an unnecessarily long time)

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    Jonas Abromaitis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I saw the toilet paper hanging under the woman dress in shopping mall... Was awkward moment when I carefully told her and she tried explaining that it is totally not after she used a toilet :D anyhow - that's still better than to leave her walking like that.

    Shaheen Alikhan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a woman walking with a group of her friends once on our pedestrian mall, and her skirt was tucked into the back of her pantyhose. You could tell by the embarrassed looks her friends were giving each other that they knew, but none of them were willing to tell her. So I walked up behind her and I think I opened my jacket to cover for her, but I let her know. I couldn’t think of any way to be discreet about the actual words, so I just let her know. And she was horrified, and then furious with her friends which I completely understood. She thanked me loudly and then asked whether or not I wouldn’t have wanted my friends to tell me in the same situation. She was hanging onto my arm at that point and I had to admit that yes, I would’ve preferred my own friends tell me. I hope it was a learning moment for them

    Thomas Ewing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dab of shaving cream behind the ear...

    Cicimelia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ask the cashier at my grocery store if she would mind if I removed the nature from her hair. When she saw the stick and leave I took out, she was totally embarrassed because she had worked 3 hours with that leaf and Twig in her hair and nobody had said a word. Savages!

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    #33

    Never expect a friend to fix your car for free or for a six pack. Ask them how much they'll charge you. If they do ask for beer, ask their favorite. Don't buy cheap s**t

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe in the exchange of abilities and do not accept money from friends Everybody has different ones, so we help each other out. Works like a charm. This does not involve costs for spare parts or similar, of course.

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much this! I needed a dishwasher installed at my mother's house so I called my cousin's husband. He installed the dishwasher, and I crocheted a blanket for his mother's birthday. It was perfect and didn't cost either of us a dime.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the barter system. You fix my car & I'll paint your garage.

    Mark Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cars are complicated and shops charge over $100 an hour

    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a friend/family has a skill that I need, I ALWAYS pay them; I just give myself a friend/family discount approved by them. I also have a friend who watches my dog ANYTIME I need it. I have to fight with her to take money so I give her big fat gift cards to her special grocery store. If you take advantage, you'll never get help when you really need it.

    Evelien Stijger Martens
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be payed and I don't pay for small favours. If it's big I will pay and ofcours if it costs them.

    MeMosabe
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The barter system may one day become a necessity.

    Evelien Stijger Martens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We asked some friends to fix a roof, nobody asked anything and because it saved so much money, they all got the same amount. For small stuff we don't do that, you just help each other out and when there are costs, you pay them.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never expect anyone to do anything for you for free--they didn't take you to raise.

    GoddessOdd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just your car... also your computer, TV, whatever expertise you're availing yourself of.

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    #34

    In public transportation, you let the person in most need have your seat.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes you are the person in most need.

    Béla Kun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have visibly f-ed spine but still ppl tried to make me give up my seat.

    Jesse Taylor
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    4 years ago

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    I've always offered my seat t.o those in need One time i stood to offer my seat to an old lady. The second I stood up, this little punk jumped into the seat. I told him it wasn't for him and he better move before he'll be eligible for a seat. He was so scared he moved. As I helped the old lady to her seat, I got a round of applause from the people who witnessed the kid's rudeness.

    Demi Zwaan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how does one determine that? I can’t see someone’s issue and I certainly can’t determine which one is worse. Does pregnancy trump one leg? Does backpain trump belly cramps?

    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, does this counter the post above that says to never ask a woman if she’s pregnant?

    Jessica Lutz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more people did this. I remember being 9 months pregnant and still no one offered me a seat

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, just stand up and offer them the seat with a small gesture or a kind word.

    Andrea Z
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely - I always do this

    Elemintent
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very difficult to assess from external appearances. I'm young, but have major back issues, no-one can pick that.

    minnybri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember recovering from a broken foot in college, and the period where I didn't need crutches anymore but wasn't yet strong enough to balance without hurting myself was so awkward. I babbled apologies every time someone came on who I should be giving my seat to, worried they would think I was THAT college kid. Also remember literally sitting on the dirty floor because there were no seats available...

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    #35

    Don't ruin Santa Claus for little kids

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    Flexiegirl94
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad did this just before my sister entered high school. she would have been teased

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    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story time. I had to have my wisdom teeth pulled in my early 50's. My young great niece asked me if the Tooth Fairy left me money under my pillow. Now, I am NOT quick on my feet so I was proud when I told her that I didn't get any money because they were pulled and did not fall out naturally. She looked at me and said, "Make Sense". I was relieved.

    Madzdad the bard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once the child figures it out, you tell them that they get the privilege of carrying on the tradition for the younger kids.

    Cookie Panda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah me and my friend learned about Santa Claus early and we loved to encourage the kids who still believed

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    Shine Caramia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think it was unhealthy to lie about Santa until my kid started talking. My dad often plays Santa at parties, and so she thought the big secret was that her Papa was Santa. No f*****g way was I going to do or say anything to make the sparkle in her eyes go dim. Then, a couple of years ago while she was still in single digits, in the quiet evening, she leaned in and said to me, "thank you, Santa," very quietly. I just about exploded. I have no idea how long she had just been playing along, but I love that she's in it for the magic.

    Xīngxīng Emmersyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up I was that kid in preschool, my parents had to have a talk with me about keeping my mouth shut on this issue.

    Micah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'll ever understand the point of perpetuating the myth of Santa Claus.

    Danielle Brekke-Low
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't start the Santa lie and you can't ruin it....I didn't want to start it with our one child but husband did. Now she is almost 11 and I'm trying to get her to figure it out...tooth fairy too. I tell her she has the who world at h3r fingertips for questions she has (within safe subjects)but she doesn't seem to take advantage of that. Now I'm worried she's going to enter middle school unaware of the horrible lies and I'm hoping a friend with siblings maybe tells her whats up before I have to. Also, the Elf onA Shelf is a horrible horrible thing. Hello police state, big brother surveillance elf...one year of that and the elf disappeared for good. I couldn't do it no matter how excited she was to find the dang thing. We don't need this crap in society for flying fuc sak3

    Jus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lie to them. It's a lie.

    Sam rice
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or do. The holidays are not about presents its about family.

    Clovella Buttram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm not going to tell other peoples kids or anything. But just in general it's kind of a bad idea to start a relationship with a lie and then keep that lie up for a decade and then just assume your kid will trust you about anything else after that

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    #36

    Don't wear white to another woman's wedding

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is assuming that all weddings have the white wedding dress thing. It's only an english-speaking world thing, as far as I can tell. I've been to a number of weddings here where the bride wore something else eg. shweshwe fabric.

    Lulu Lemons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wear bridal wear to another woman's wedding

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    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it generally accepted at weddings without brides?

    GoddessOdd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think safer to say as my mother taught me... never EVER compete with the bride. It's her day, and all eyes should be on her. Nothing too fancy, too flashy, too trashy...

    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this in my early 20s :-( I still have to go hide under the bed every time I think of it. It was not a dress, thank god. It was a cotton shirt and pants. Nobody told me about the rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should NOT be an unspoken rule. Speak!

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    Mshauri Mazuri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply don't wear the same color as the bride's gown. If it's black, don't wear black, if it's red, don't wear red.

    Laura Watts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally my mother in law wore a white to my wedding looked like she was getting married ( later in life -skirt suit white hat )

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always check with the bride and the MOB regarding what I’m going to wear, they care the most and I think it’s just respectful. *i am a very casual dresser

    Jan Olsen
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a thing in the US only.

    Casandra Nițescu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely don't understand this one. If he dress doesn't look like a wedding dress, what does it matter what colour it is?

    Gill Colling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, if it is not a Western wedding, seek advice on what is appropriate to wear!

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    #37

    DO NOT! I repeat, DO NOT go through someone’s night stand drawers.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even when it's a one night stand?

    Rockstar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if it's a one night stand.

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    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Medicine cabinets. I read years ago where someone was able to fill their medicine cabinet with ping pong balls. Of course, one guess opened up the cabinet and everyone heard the balls ponging all over the place. Imagine coming out of the bathroom to face the owner!? ha! ha!

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might find their porn collection, or incriminating love letters, or a murder weapon, or....

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh.. don't ever look in drawers/cupboards/letters/anything that is private that doesn't belong to you, or doesn't have your name on it.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless you are looking for evidence.

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or anything with a door that isn't the bathroom door. At least excuse yourself and knock first.

    Evelien Stijger Martens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go through any drawer outside of the kitchen.

    Sheila Okanga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's inevitable. Just keep your findings to yourself. Acquire knowledge without jogging fate! If they choose to share it with you....better. If not....then y'all have trust issues brewing. You can exit without acrimony.

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    #38

    If the teacher makes a mistake that benefits everyone (forgets homework, leaves answers on the board, etc) you don't point it out!

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    Julieandthephatones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes it soooo annoying when someone points out that the teach forgot to check homework

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you did your homework. Then it’s annoying when teacher forgets it.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA, our science teacher wrote all the answers to a test on the chalkboard, pointed it out after the test was over, told the class if a student noticed then they had every right to take advantage…he was a great teacher

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, sorry. I didn’t waste my whole night doing homework just for it to not be acknowledged. Do your work and it won’t be an issue.

    Lulu Lemons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I was proud of what Id managed for homework, so what I used to do was wait till the end of the class and ask the teacher a question, then 'remember' the homework so I was the only one doing any handing in.

    Ian Taggart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, DO point it out. It is important for a teacher to AVOID such mistakes.

    Thomas Ewing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always turn your homework in on time! Some teachers won't say anything to see who's honest.

    Crystal R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except having more homework sheets turned in does help everyone's grade? Brings up the average and makes the impact of low test scores less hurtful on your grade. Especially if your teacher just counts participation on them.

    oof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still be a nerd without being an ass. The teacher forgot to assign homework, I reminded her after class and received it, had it done next class. Everyone had to do it in class, but at least it was one less thing to be bullied about.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Don’t do the work and hope the teacher forgets, screwing over the people who did do what was asked. Just do the work! These are the same people who won’t do their group work, but do expect the good grade and later in life they are the leechers at work. Do your work and you won’t have to be upset that someone else did their work and wants it acknowledged.

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    #39

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them You don't get a "bless you" after sneeze number 3.

    D**kcheese_McDoogles , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Sheepeggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen someone sneeze 11 times in a row (granted they were slightly spaced out but still)

    Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually sneeze 6 or 7 times in a row. Sucks because I have bladder problems.

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    jammer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st: ”Bless you.” 2nd: ”U ok?” 3rd: ”WTF? Get away from me you plaque rat!”

    Scott
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go to is "bless you" for the first, "bless you again" for the second, and then "now you're getting greedy" for the third. I've also heard "God bless you," "God save you," "God keep you."

    Auntiecorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I steal your "now you're getting greedy" for the third sneeze please? I love it. My husband regularly sneezes 2 times directly after each other, so then I say "bless you" and for the second one that follows in a second I say "twice", to finish the first bless you. But he occasionally sneezes more, so I'd love to steal "you're getting greedy"!!

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    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after 3 sneezes, I assume it is a demon trying to get out and treat them accordingly

    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In german we wish: 1. Health / 2. Beauty / 3. Many children / 4. A quick death

    GadgetGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone on the other end of that, by sneeze 4 I agree.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "Oh, be quiet!" and it's always got a laugh.

    Dawn Welton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my hubby sneezes more after I tell him 'bless you' twice, I say 'bless you infinity' and I'm covered. ^_^

    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sneeze in 3’s but, if someone says bless you before I’m finished, it painfully stifles any remaining sneezes. I usually cover my ears when I sneeze (and sneeze into my elbow) so I can’t hear the “bless you”.

    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless you. Bless you. Enough. Stop. I'm outta here.

    Clowton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my family it's: 1. "Bless you" 2. "Bless you!" 3. "Okay, you have my attention. What do you want?"

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    #40

    The problem magically goes away when the person who's there to fix it shows up.

    EdwoodTheOwl Report

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard practice for both IT and mechanics.

    My Name Is Mars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and I say that just going to the doctor's office makes us feel better when we're sick enough to be there.

    Shine Caramia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I took my kid to the doctor for a visit she was suddenly better, and I was sure the doctor would think I was crazy. She laughed and said that it happens all the time.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If our laptops or the internet is playing up, the kids and I just go and sit next to my husband. we vaguely mention what the problem is but add 'of course it won't do it now you're watching'. And of course it doesn't. Problem fixed.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it does, I worked as IT support and that happened very often.

    Kim Morrison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be also be a destresser. Not necessarily that the problem has gone away, but that you have support in an overwhelming situation. Example at hand, I had great anxiety when we had a sewer backup issue in my house, but when the specialists showed up, I was literally so relieved I was in tears.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car won't do that thing it does for the mechanic that it does every time you're driving it.

    Kelly Hartle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say, "I guess I just had to stand here for it to work!" Grrrr!

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    #41

    You don't reject your grandma's offer of food (at least in Mexico)

    Achela12 Report

    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter if you refuse, you'll eat it anyway

    El muerto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know, it depends...but in some places, you don't say no to grandma, and grandma never ask, just serves...is not for ones sake, is for grandmas sake. make her feel good and valued...sometimes, getting grandma to take it easy is the hardest thing.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in any country I've been to so far.... Grandma says eat, you eat. That's it. Eat!

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This law also applies to Irish Grandmothers, I had three of them (now there are only two left). If I say I am not hungry or just ate, their response is, "Then I will fix you a little plate."

    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the little plate is how big!? HAHAHAHA!

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    Iriané Marie Laurentwolff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food given freely must not be rejected. In any country.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Bobba Goldstein either!

    Mishimoqua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes for Puerto Rico too!

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother always had us serve ourselves so that we could learn to judge how much food it would take for us to be not-hungry, full, over-stuffed, etc., and if we were really piling it on, she would remind us that we could always have seconds...and if that wasn’t actually an option, she’d step in and apportion our initial servings as best she could and that was that!

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.S. When my grandmother served me, I would ask her to give me a small serving and tell her I’d have more if I still had room in my stomach after I’d eaten everything on my plate.

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    Fred Burrows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or any Cuban. Or dally when a Puerto Rican say's the food is ready .

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    #42

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them Covering your mouth when sneezing...although everyone doesn't always do it

    Mojovman , Edward Jenner Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We "needed" a pandemic to occur, in order for some people to learn how to wash their hands.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or coughing. I once worked at a grade school. Even the 5 year olds had been taught to do this.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pandemic has ruined one of my dad jokes, which is jumping backwards when sneezing and then announcing it is due to rocket propulsion.

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he do the opposite when he farts?

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover nose and mouth with your shirt, sneeze on your own chest.

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely better for the general public to sneeze into your elbow pit if you don't have a tissue, or into the inside of your shirt/blouse. If you sneeze into your hands, everything you touch after that is spreading your germs.

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use public transportation. If someone sneezes and doesn't cover, I literally yell at them: "COVER YOUR MOUTH! DAMN YOU!" Nobody's complained about it yet. :)

    Sheepeggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO DOESN'T!? WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC FOR GODS SAKE!!

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And use the Count Dracula method, not your hand.

    Mathew Aaberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do now otherwise everyone will give them the Covid Glare.....

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    4 years ago

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    #43

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them There will always be a demilitarized urinal between two urinating men, unless overpopulation becomes a factor, in which case participating piddlers will look either straight forward or directly down at their dingle dongle.

    tallperson117 , Hakeem James Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an aged person, I compromise by plonking my forehead on the wall and muttering "why is this taking so long?"

    Robert Bailey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you're violating the rule of no speaking in the men's room.

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    SusanS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of urinals - why should men and boys be forced to urinate in front of others. Add additional stalls, sit down and pee, there is less mess.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    common misconception it is less mess for men all the time. Many men get erections when they have to pee, it's like a natural stopper valve. If we sit, it either hits the underside of the toilet rim..ewww, moves up and gets pee everywhere when we have an involuntary muscle movement or we have to push it down which inhibits the flow. Urinals are actually the most convenient in my experience.

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    Jccaidc
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If crowded and it happens to be your friend at the next urinal, ask him if it still burns when he's peeing.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or ask him "Can you hold this for a second? I need to answer my phone"

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    J Sizz
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to make it uncomfortable by looking them in the eyes and saying "nice watch".

    Aaron Bradle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eyes ahead, straight up, or straight down is ALWAYS a rule.

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    #44

    If you're in a public toilet, don't piss on the toilet seat. Sadly, there are always people that disregard that rule.

    -eDgAR- Report

    Sheepeggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the unexpected happens, CLEAN IT UP!!

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the rule in jail. (Don't ask how I know.) If cellmates can do it for each other, you can to.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, then be a sweety and clean the seatie” was what always hung around my friend’s bathroom

    Okasan Willis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use second line as, please be neat and wipe the seat

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    Connie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crazy how many females do this!! And there's no reason! If there's no seat liner, use tp. There really is no excuse!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard many women say, "Well, you should be squatting!" That's great, Karen, but some of us are disabled and can't squat, so keep your piss off the seat.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I squat I do not want anyone's urine in the close proximity to my butt!

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    OkieDonut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a janitor .... PLEASE FOLLOW THIS RULE! I don't like cleaning up your piss

    J Matz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are FAR worse in restrooms. This coming from someone who had to clean both for a couple of years. The things you ladies do in there, and then leave for someone else to clean up...

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    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “if you dribble when you piddle, please be neat and wipe the seat!”

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. And in your own house, put the seat down and sit to pee. The women in the house will appreciate these gestures.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what the man of my house does regarding sitting because we’re both civilized and close the lid when we flush.

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    Mike Loux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand closer, dammit. You're not as long as you think you are.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just point out that people are so freaked out by the toilet seats (when there's no pee on them) That's NOT where the germs are. The germs are on all the door handles and the taps and everything that the hands touch after. That's why if I have to pull a handle to leave a public bathroom, I stick my hand in my top and use that to open the door.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use tp or a paper towel to touch anything in a public restroom

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    #45

    If you have two friends over, who don't know each other, you don't leave them alone. The exception to this rule is if you are trying to set them up

    ballen15 Report

    Rez Fidel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better.. tell them indivudually that the other one is almost deaf... THEN leave the room and let em start a convo...

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUH? You can introduce them and have small talk and the leave them to get the wine out of the fridge....

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better still, you leave a knife on the table, ask them about their thoughts in current political events. then leave, close the door and call your other friends and take bets on who will survive.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving them alone is how they can become friends.

    athornedrose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the other exception is if you need the bathroom.

    Nurichwersonst
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once was about to bring a new friend to his parents home and told the friend that dad is almost deaf and told dad that the friend isnt the brightest candle on the cake and then let the show begin. xD

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, find a similar interest they both love, shout it at them and then leave.

    Sheila Okanga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...aaand why not leave them alone?

    Renee Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't agree with this one. Are you supposed to take one of them to the bathroom with you? I would assume these are grown people. They are probably capable of making conversation on their own.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my extremely toxic sisters used to wait until I left the room to tell whomever my current beau was all the "dirt" and explain the "real" me: I was a complete s**t (I have literally slept with 3 different men in the last 23 years, with all of whom I had a committed & monogamous relationship) I was a "closet" drunk (been sober for quite a while, thanks), I used to beat her up all the time when we were kids (stay the f*ck out of my room & stop stealing my sh*t), etc, etc. My current husband has only met her once at my Mom's birthday party & avoided her like the plague, but the previous ex basically told her she was a complete waste of his time and attention. Because he knew for a fact that I was most definitely not a s**t, was in fact sober & had been for a while and that every time she got her ass kicked it was because she deserved it. Apparently she went around telling everyone what a rude assh*le he was after that. But yay, us! We never had to worry about seeing her.

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    #46

    When walking in a store, treat the aisles as you would the road. AKA stay to the right (US).

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 1800s-onwards british empire it is stay on the left.

    Eric
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is like the driving pattern in the same countries. I only realised what an idiot I was being confused why I was obviously walking in the 'oncoming' side of the subway. Logical just not instinctive, like crossing the road in our different countries.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also observe the traffic rules: No sudden stops, no parking in the middle of the street, no dangerous driving, no tailgating and most of all no blocking of intersections.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No abandoning your trailer to go back to the frozen aisle

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    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't stop in the middle of the f*****g aisle to have a twenty minute conversation.

    Mishka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk on the side you drive on.

    Renee Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Walmart by my house has the Entrance and Exit doors reversed. It's always a cluster f#$k trying to go in or out.

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left Left Left. (Bloody Asians who stand in front of you when you are politely keeping to the left.

    Theresa Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't stop in the middle of the lane, either to peruse or to gab. Move over to the shoulder to let other pass by.

    LMS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how many people don't get this rule!

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    #47

    Picking your nose is very satisfying, but don't do it in public

    LanceBelcher Report

    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But god forbid, don't pick your friend's nose.

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I have enough for everyone?

    Shine Caramia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaching my kid-- my parents always told me to not pick my nose, but then I would see my dad do it and I was very irritated. I taught my daughter to do it in the bathroom.

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I tell my daughter it's normal to do it but it's still gross, so it belongs in the bathroom like other normal gross things so she can wash her hands after.

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are things called tissues... You can do this super top-secret nose-cleaning ritual where you put the tissue on your finger and "pick your nose" that way, but then you don't get your finger all nasty, because there's a tissue over it! 🤯😂

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only think it's super secret. I had a teacher who did that.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And please don't do it while stuck in traffic. We can see you ffs.

    Thomas Ewing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never blow your nose at the meal table!

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If noses were not made for picking, then why does the finger fit so damn well😉?

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But politicians do it in the parliament.

    Rez Fidel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless... you are a collector... then you can brag with it showing it around and you´ll have a wonderful conversation starter.

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    #48

    People Share 50 Rules Of Life That Are "Unspoken," Yet Everyone Follows Them The internet is forever, so be careful what you put on it- especially if your real name/face/details are attached. People will find them and bring them up at the worst possible times. A few seconds of thinking about if it's really a good idea to post that comment or whatever can do a lot of good.

    Forcipate , Pixabay Report

    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And never ever put your name as your un-changeable reddit username. Knew a lotta people who would get roasted by it

    Iriané Marie Laurentwolff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People used to laugh at me when I suggested this. Another rule is do not have olny influencer type pics of yourself. If you die or are missing they could be using that heavily filtered photo with duck face on the news and the possibility of being rescued is very low.

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason I use a fake name and a picture of an opossum.

    Renee Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently, I sent my daughter a picture of my granddaughter after she had done her own edges. My husband was taking a bath behind her and I didn't realize you could see his frank and beans. My daughter called me so fast to make sure I hadn't posted it but it took her like 2 minutes to tell me why because she was laughing so hard.

    Brayden smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually scientifically proven the Earth's core is gonna start rotating the other way and swap the magnetic forces ( North becomes South South becomes North) and it will disable any and all electronics and everything will be deleted (back to the stone age everyone!)

    Just saying
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we do online echoes in eternity.

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only use my real info on banking apps and sites or government stuff everywhere else I use alias.

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, idiocy is going to be immortalized forever

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although maybe people wouldn't be quite so vicious on the internet if they knew their name was attached. I screwed up in the beginning, so now I TRY to be good.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're a hot and sexy woman post nudes

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    #49

    Don’t drive slower than traffic on the left lane of a highway.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, don't go overtaking with less than 1 mile speed difference and proceed to hog the left lane doing 64 mph for the next 30 miles.

    Pam Pallett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former colleague of mine would call those "rolling roadblocks"

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    KMill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t be an asshole to slow drivers who are already in the slow lane.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. They're where they belong so don't pressure them.

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    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about stay out of the passing lane unless you are passing. This let's everyone do their speed. Just stay out. And just so you know, the speed limit doesn't apply when you are riding in the passing lane. If you are doing 120 mph and someone trying to pass, get over. Ask a highway patrolman if you don't believe this to be true.

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have asked an officer during a job shadow and according to him, the speed limit is the speed limit, even when passing. Oh, also there are physics and the frailty of the human body...

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    Tonk Terrier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in the right lane in other countries.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have laws stating you can't even keep driving on the left lane if there's enough space to drive on the right. You can overtake slower cars in front of you, but as soon as you have you need to go back to the right. You'll get a nice ticket if you keep left and they catch you

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my city, drivers are ticketed for driving too slow in the left lane. Slow Poke Tickets are what we call them. Stay out of the left lane if you can't go fast.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.e., the Fast Lane for you not in the U.S.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most countries (other than America) the outside lanes are normally designated as overtaking lanes and you are obliged to return to the inside lane after completing your overtake. Undertaking in the UK is illegal. Hogging the middle lane can result in a fine and points on your licence.

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use the right lane or turn lanes as your own f*****g personal passing lane.

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    #50

    When you enter an elevator, you face the door.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are those elevators with back-to-back doors on each side. Always make me feel stupid when I am facing one side and suddenly the door opens on the other.

    Anki Apfel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stand sideways and lean your back to the wall. So you can watch both doors and it's easy to turn around to the correct door when it's opening 😊

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    SusanS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, its so fun to watch people freak out when you face the back.

    Florence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like standing in the back corner with my head against the wall, back to the door lol

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or look around and say, I'm sure you're all wondering why I asked you here today ...

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i whole heartedly disagree. when you enter an elevator practice deviant behavior, which is anything outside a societal norm, with the caveat of nothing gross, or violent, please - sing, talk to people, put your back to the door and stare at the back wall, put your back to the door and say it's a social experiment in deviant behavior... lol. or be normal, sheesh, fine...

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my back to the door just to creep people out. I also smile a lot.

    Jupittance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And move forward when your floor comes up, and step out immediately when the doors open.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes if I’m at one of the sides, I’ll put my back against the car and stare down at my feet—absolutely no SEC (Significant Eye Contact)—because my back often hurts.

    Ned Rice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you come across someone very tall. I mean someone over 6' tall. Please don't make comments about how tall they are, or ask how tall they are or mention you have a relative's friend that is tall too. Do you know how many times this happens in a day for that person. Just Stop already

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    #51

    Don't eat food that isn't yours without asking for permission first.

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    Sheepeggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never accept food from a person unless you know them well

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat your co-worker's food from the fridge.

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a huge pet peeves. Going to eat something and it's gone because some mooching jerk took it upon themselves to eat it. Just ask me. I will share. Or at least replace the stuff before it is noticed to be gone!!!!

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well unless you're at a party, right?

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    #52

    In public (public transport, libraries, canteens etc), sit at unoccupied seats/tables first. Only sit with a stranger when there are none left.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on my own in a restaurant in Brussels. There were plenty of empty tables but, without a word, a man sat down opposite me. It was a very small table so I was very uncomfortable. I moved tables. In Ireland, he would be considered very strange and quite rude. Are there any Belgians who can tell me if it's different in Belgium?

    Valinka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely not something we do here in Belgium...

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    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my chemistry teacher taught us that electrons fill their shells.

    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good reminder since we have all been living in quarantine for practically a year and a half.

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and ask politely if you can join the stranger...

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    #53

    If you accidentally bump into someone you apologize (in the US anyway)

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everywhere, not just the US.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany: look accusingly and exhale sharply. Added points for annoyed tongue clicking and raised eyebrow. You get a gold star if you frantically mutter expletives under your breath.

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    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In UK you apologise if someone bumps into you. The tone of voice is important here

    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "wups" or "ope" are also acceptable noises!

    J Sizz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, I'd say "OPE" is the preferred method in that situation...... any situation really.

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    Rez Fidel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worldwide common sense i´d say...

    Jamie Andersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada you apologize if you are bumped into

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some places you even apologize to anything (like a telephone pole) you bump into.

    OkieDonut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone bumps into you, apologize (in canada)

    Doggo Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you're tossing anything and hit someone

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once apologised to a dog I bumped into. He was most gracious about it!

    JOHANNA MUELLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id argue the US is least likely to follow this rule lol

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    #54

    If you’re in a car that is not yours, always ask before rolling down windows, changing A/C, plugging in phone etc.

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    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even ask to smoke in a non-smoker's car.

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    Madzdad the bard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver picks the radio or streaming station unless they defer.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t even think about putting your feet up on my dash.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, rolling down windows in africa is something you have to do ... forget it, not going to bake for you, unless you have a/c.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've locked the controls of the windows. Nothing happens in or with my car without my consent. You also do not get to place your feet on the dashboard.

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    Ebony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a no farting rule in my car

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    #55

    Push in your damn seat.

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    SeaMonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always try to do that at school at those chair-desks that are connected and look like a fool when the person across from me's desk starts sliding...

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what context is this? on a plane?

    Sheepeggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this need to be said? Anyone who does not do this is a maniac

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this for friends sitting opposite me quite often when they can't move in a very crowded place. I hook my feet round the legs of their chair and pull them in to the table, can push them out too. The benefits of being heavier than average

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took me a second. I think they mean push the chair back to the table after getting up

    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would add, straighten up your table at a restaurant. Just make like a little easer on your server or busser. It doesn't take much.

    #56

    We don t share toothbrushes

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have sex, we've exchanged bodily fluids, you've touched my most intimate body parts, but don't touch my tooth brush.....

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, even if you've licked my tongue and/or teeth before, the toothbrush is off limits.

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    jk nbt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are in the habit of having different overnight guests, keep a supply of new still-in-the-wrapper toothbrushes from the store out and available to avoid this revolting problem... also set up a bathroom guest box with various soaps, mouthwashes, colognes, and deodorants (guests can be stinky, so don't hesitate to ask them to shower or freshen up a bit if they smell, even if it sometimes seems awkward)... and remember to hide your toothbrush and also any meds you don't want to be stolen, preferably somewhere they can't get into... Some jerks will ask to use the bathroom just to raid your meds... this can be expensive and a relationship-ender if you catch them...

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked my husband why he was using mine. He thought it was his, we’d been sharing one for a while. We both survived.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or underwear, socks.... shouldn't share soap either, actually. (and yes I mean bar soap)

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you cheated/stole/purposely hurt an animal etc, in which case everyone gets to use your toothbrush to clean the skidmarks out of the toiletbowl and nobody tells you they've done it

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve shared a toothbrush with my wife many times and a few times with my brother (but only in desperate circumstances)

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this many times. It's no worse than kissing someone We don't have our own personal bacteria that will kill anyone else, you know.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not involuntarily, at least. I’m willing to share my toothbrush with anyone I would willingly kiss.

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    #57

    When making eye contact with someone from a distance, you nod down if you don't know them, and "nod" up if you do.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or up and down like a maniac if you think you know them but can't quite be sure

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down seems less threatening for some reason, maybe more like a bow to someone you don't know and don't want to greet with an aggressive gesture. Up seems more like a playfully aggressive gesture you'd make towards a pal, like a friendly punch in the arm.

    Daniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called the 'Man Nod'. Unsure of why it's called that there though.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen this, must be a US thing. Here we either nod up or give that "I am waiting to see if my credit card bounces" grimace.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what do you do if you would like to know them?

    Anki Apfel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought about it, but yeah, that's what I do every time 😳

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason it seems more natural to me to do the opposite. Going down seems like a bow, more formal, going up seems more casual (like “howdy”). I always feel bad afterwards because I did the wrong one.

    #58

    Dont eat smelly food on public transport

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or listen to your music on loudspeakers

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wow this bus is crowded...Durian, anyone?"

    Jen-Jae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Durian is not smelly, i like it... It is actually banned in some places (I guess) because you can use it as a weapon

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: Don't eat food on smelly public transport.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Public transport is not a hygienic place to eat.

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    Fester Sixonesixonethree
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating on public transportation in Oregon is illegal. You can have a drink, but not solid food.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you are eating on public transportation, know that you’re contributing to current and/or future rodential problems!

    #59

    Office door closed = I’m busy. Office door open = I’m available if you want to talk to me.

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    jammer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open office plan: you are NEVER too busy for anyone at any time, including whatever volume chatter there is that doesn’t even involve you. Screw productivity, boss needs to be able to stare at you.

    Mary Haynes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outside door locked---we're CLOSED!

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly this one is not understood. Worse, people think they must knock, and then stand there like idiots knocking for 10 minutes before they realise you won't answer. Or worse, you answer and they don't hear you. Then you have to get up, open the door, and give them that "credit card might not be accepted" grimace and say "yeeeeeees?"

    #60

    There is no seating arrangement in a university class but no one should sit in my seat

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    Sheepeggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guilty if this, if your reading this, Cooper, I'm sorry

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this one is determined by the student's level of interest in the topic. Front row = super interested, teacher's pet. Second row = super interested, but don't want to be asked to answer any questions. Centre = interested, but a bit dumb and easily distracted by laptops and social media. Back = rebels, mostly waiting for a chance to say some silly quip to annoy the teacher.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or front row because you're short and slightly nearsighted.

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    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or use my locker at the gym.

    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or anywhere. This is my seat idc that it's unofficial why are you there??

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird that you made it to University yet still sound like a toddler.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a no. If there is no designated seating, then there is no designated seating. Sit somewhere else. You're not a child.

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    #61

    In a long awkward hallway as you walk toward someone and they walk toward you, you don't make eye contact or make any kind of greeting till you're about 10-15 feet apart.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, as soon as you see them you start waving, shouting and cheering like they're the friend who got lost during an expedition to find a Yeti.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then start hula-dancing towards them.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a whole bunch of stuff on corridor etiquette in The Meaning of Liff. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dbnox/douglas_adams_corridor_etiquette/

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, do. Smile graciously and maintain smile, not eye contact. Look at a space around their head.

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way. Holding a smile and vaguely near eye contact gets too awkward if you're doing it too long. It's like if you just stared at someone during a conversation for like 20 seconds without saying anything.

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, asking if they want to skip is wrong?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, you especially don't make eye contact. They're often like wild animals, and regard eye contact as a sign of aggression. "Gave me a weird look" was the reason a cop tried to arrest *me* once. I was, in fact, staring past him at a mugging.

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    #62

    Don't ask the IT dept for help with your personal device unless you are somehow able to compensate them.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE YES! And also, we don't do: fixing photocopiers, showing you how to scan from the photocopier, fixing your radio, supplying you with new headphones because you broke yours, etc.

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, infuriating. If it has a plug, take it to IT, they will know what it is and what to do...........Take it to facilities, that laminator is nothing to do with IT.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the IT guy has any brains he won't be dealing with personal devices from co-workers. There are things that can't be unseen, and there's information that can create very awkward interactions in the future.

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nightmare is not what you find on the computer, it's when they call at a strange time in the evening or the weekend asking for support, this will happen on multiple occassions.

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    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

    #63

    If I'm showing you a pic of my crush on Instagram don't double tap to zoom

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is poor eyesight an acceptable exception?

    Leah Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it won't work haha it's Instagram. It'll just heart it

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    genericuser_033
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you double tap a picture on insta, you heart the post which shows that the person was on their profile, hope that helps

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you assume I want to see a pic of your crush to begin with?

    Rez Fidel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course i´ll do that... wtf is wrong with you?

    Olivia Brown
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    4 years ago

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    More Thinking Needed
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    A picture of a "crush" sounds like a picture you don't have permission to take.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Instagram picture. Meaning the crush took a picture of themselves & posted it on their Insta.

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    #64

    Don’t walk in the same direction with someone after saying bye

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my mistake. I was going to go home, but now, as an immature person that I am and that cannot fix this situation, I will make a 7 km detour just to follow this unwritten rule I found on the internet.

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can just say goodbye after parting ways...if you're walking in the same direction why say goodbye and then walk together? It's weird af. You don't need a detour. Just walk the same way and then when you branch off THEN say goodbye...

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you ask which way they are heading before you say goodbye?

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..or, say "oops! Same direction" and chit chat about the weather.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you accidentally do this, just wait till you split and then say "ok really bye for now"

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