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The internet is awash with generic inspirational quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there's nothing you're not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account full of shitty life tips is for you.

It's called "Unspirational," and as you can see from the hilarious motivational phrases below, that's precisely what it is. Think you're special? You're not. You're only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What's the point? You'll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked!

Sure, for some these demotivational quotes might seem pretty harsh, but it is always healthy to have a reality check and set your goals so that you can really reach them.

Scroll down for uninspirational quotes, prepare to be uninspired and maybe even have a laugh, because some of these are just hilariously funny quotes.

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    mocochang
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG yes, that always annoys me so much.

    Daniel Losinger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former college-level math tutor, I can prove mathematically that there are many situations where it is possible to give 110%.

    EmpireStrikesHard
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. In Agile software development, If you plan for 100% of your sprint capacity, and find that it is possible to pull in extra work, it is possible to have an output greater than 100%. Quarterly profits of companies can be greater than 100%.

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    Lee Howard
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people who are annoyed by this obviously don't tip servers in restaurants. I happen to pay 120% for dinner when I eat out. Furthermore, if a movie ticket costs $10 and I have $11 in my wallet, then I'm "110% ready," aren't I? So shut the f**k up, idiots.

    Sarah Philipsheck
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always tip based on the service. Why do you have to post that you give 110% that is the point. who gives a rats a*s if you give 100% or 5%...or 110%. seriously...

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    moli.2
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I work 8 hours per day and suddenly I am overworking myself I gues that is 110 and more ;-)

    Lee Peterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This motivates me to offer Positivity Person a short math tutorial.

    Erin ;D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "THANK YOU! THIS ONE I CAN AGREE ON!"

    Hermione St John Spiggott
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just pedants who like this or does it annoy, in equal measure, everyone who despairs at the spread of neo-liberalism?

    Andrew Gibb
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually learned something from reading the comments this morning. Thanks guys!

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are saying that they are better than you.

    Santino Aznar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss, percent means per hundred. It's impossible for something to be one hundred ten per hundred.

    Tarmin Slingerfinger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very possible for something to be over hundred percent. But it has to be a relative percentage (Steve is doing 110% more work than Mark) and not an absolute percentage(We are using 40% of the full capicity)

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    Edward Tilton
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always expect 110% from you but that seems to have fallen off to 105% What's the problem?

    Gill Brooks
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS!!!!

    Gill Brooks
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS!!!!!!!

    Flávia Guimarães
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a facebook page like this in Brazil: Good Vibe Images with Controversial Phrases (Imagens Good Vibe com Frases Polemicas). It's the funniest thing in the world. (Much better than this one rsrs). This one says "Beatles is boring" kkk 13445795_1...0e22fc.jpg 13445795_1724301734497130_2248282779720228349_n-599f5560e22fc.jpg

    Carolina Parma
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ajajajjajjajaajjaajajajajjaajajajajajaj

    Jose Baeyens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that as much as people using the word nu-cu-lar....

    Stijn V.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they just expect you to add some effort too.

    Aaron Cooper
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    % -> |°° -> 100 ...... percentage is out of 100

    Ainsel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm saying this sometimes...full of sarcasm.

    Jahnabi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some says they gave 200% 😂😂😂

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    Jade Lynn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.

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    troufaki13
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, This seems like a pretty clever idea to me

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    Zori the degu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's far better to be an a*****e than an idiot.

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    Marina Allemani (ReginaVeleno)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I'm having a great day!' *sees poster* 'Nevermind.'

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    Zori the degu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it does! Or it would not be such a git!

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    Mason Lim
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn but what if I like what I see in the mirror

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    Ok Ha-Neul
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of my best friends are imaginary *cries*

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    Lazy Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/

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    KatJ
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "Just running a quick errand, be gone for 5 minutes tops" is always a lie

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    CatShatBrix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waking up from a nightmare to a nightmare...?

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    Hisseefit
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to limit time with those who are energy vampires.

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    Zori the degu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what's the difference anyway, you'd run either before, or after you miss the subway.

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    Bisma Dewantara
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like my life, impossible goals that never reached. But i don't know why i'm still loving to dream it.

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    Juana
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is my brother! He's always telling my mom and dad "happy birthday" or "happy anniversary" on his FB page. They never go on FB!

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    rai mei
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is true for those people who are like whores in social media