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There are many ways one can avoid bad luck. You should always knock on wood, if you spill salt, throw it over your shoulder, and avoid ladders and black cats at all costs. You are also better off staying at home on Friday the 13th and while you’re there, do not open an umbrella, put shoes on a table, or go near any mirrors in the house. According to lore, that, plus a lucky penny and an evil eye amulet, should save you from any misfortune.
Unfortunately, the people on this list must have done all of those on the same day as they could not avoid their unlucky fate. Luckily for us, someone captured their calamities and shared them on the “Images that are unfortunate events” Facebook group so we can all have a good chuckle. And, also, feel better about our days. After all, life seems pretty good when you look at these images, right?
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#1
The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 years ago
As a tort owner, can confirm. Little bastards are surprisingly mischievous.
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago (edited)
"He did it befooooore!" "I'll do it again!" ... Upvote if you know this tortoise reference :-)
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
He may have only been the branch manager, but he felt it necessary to inspect the entire tree.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Wait how did a turtle do this? Are you sure he wasn't fending off intruders home alone style?
Susan Reid Smith 2 years ago
They are heavy compared to their size. If they are determined, they become little tanks.
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But what’s up with all these superstitions? Why are we afraid of black cats and not red or blue ones? Unsurprisingly, it all somehow ends up being related to religion. You see, back in the day, cats were considered divine symbols by Egyptians. They would also appear in Greek mythology alongside Hecate, the goddess of magic, sorcery, the moon, and witchcraft.
In other words, pagans loved them. And what pagans loved was a big no-no to the Christian church. Add to the fact that cats tend to be independent and not listen to authority, which is another thing the Christian church hates, and everything starts falling into place.
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#2
Mabelbabel 2 years ago
1st place is "Essence of Dog." Its what you get when you take away all the non-essentials and are left with basic Dogginess, which is a goofy smile.
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
I agree that the left was better, but as someone with empathy, I hate to think of the thoughts that the second place winner had.
Alex Stahl 2 years ago
This gets posted every few months and it's just fake. I know who drew the "winning" picture. It was a doodle of their dog. And if you saw the picture it was based off of it's weirdly accurate, as s****y as the drawing seems to look. The dogs name was Stanley and he was a very good boy. Sadly he passed from cancer a few years ago. This picture was never entered in a competition and thus never won a competition.
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
One is a Picasso ( cubist ? Idk) and the other is the winner/j.
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Graham_Illegal 2 years ago
I have an MFA, and I strongly agree that the piece on the left is far better indeed.
María Hermida 2 years ago
Hey! Picasso did something similar with a dove and he was supposed to be a genius!
#3
Azolane 2 years ago
I don't know where this was taken, but in some places monkeys get incredibly aggressive when you touch them and they bite hard.
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
yeahhhh I think if she tried moving or pushing them off, it would end poorly for her. but I feel like you take that risk because it's already bad.
Suddenly, the fact that in the 13th century, the church declared that black cats were incarnations of Satan is not that surprising. You also start to understand why people would want to avoid them—whether they were scared of the evil spirits or the possible persecution.
Supposedly, another superstition that was born out of Christians wanting to oppose pagans at all costs was the number 13. The thing is that, for ages, this number was related to the menstrual cycle and feminine power. It was believed to be connected to goddesses of fertility, love, and motherhood.
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Alexolotl! She/her 2 years ago
This reminds me, a poor girl in all my classes got kicked in the face by a horse.
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Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 2 years ago
I laughed at this for a full 10 minutes! May their marriage be as fun as this pic!
Guest, Yall. 2 years ago
And that kids, is why you wear helmets EVERY TIME NO MATTER YOUR EXPERIENCE
#6
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I would so date him, just for the picture.
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María Hermida 2 years ago
The good thing is, if this happened early in the morning you know your day can only get better!
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Fat Harry 2 years ago
I think we have to assume it's a still from a video. I guess he was walking and talking and tripped so they took a frame from the video to use as a photo.
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Women's empowerment, though, wasn’t really a Christian thing. So, wanting to get rid of all that nonsense, they labeled the goddesses witches and made sure that the number was associated with the evil spirits. This was all turned around in the 21st century, of course, when Taylor Swift swooped in and gave the feminine power back to the number 13.
#7
Nika the Great 2 years ago (edited)
Mistakes were made. He has everything, but it has cost him everything
Yudita 2 years ago
Yes! Poor thing (which is still wild animal) is absolutely terrified and I don't understand why some people think this is the cutest sight.
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Hippopotamuses 2 years ago (edited)
I shouldn't laugh, but I can't stop. He makes me think of Wile E. Coyote.
René Sauer 2 years ago
Just like that other photo with the face full of make up on the head rest *lol*
Irishwoman abroad 2 years ago
Soooooo fake, you'd never splat it that perfectly
Load More Replies... Yudita 2 years ago
"Every single thing that you could remember, you absolutely can do it! Once." - it's according to that same scheme. :)
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Na Schi 2 years ago
To say it with the words of Death in The Hogfather: Now your child has learned a valuable lesson.
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
Just don't give him a sword or anything
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Scott Rackley 2 years ago
I'm leaning this way too. Judging from the shirt.
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Annika Kremer 2 years ago
Looks like a generic Under Armor shirt to me. Not everything is about politics.
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Bill Mills 2 years ago
Painful lessons are usually the ones that have the best chance of you learning something from them.
Cathy Carey 2 years ago
Sounds kinda good; put some ketchup on it he'll heat it. (maybe take the peppers off)
Pamela Blue 2 years ago
Aww poor thing. But I agree. When they get that stubborn, they need to find out for themselves. LOL!
Surprisingly or not, walking under a ladder is also related to religion. You see, when a ladder is propped up against the wall, the space underneath makes a triangle. In Christian faith, a triangle represents the holy trinity. So, walking through it means “disrupting” it, which was considered blasphemous.
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Senjo Krane 2 years ago
that would be me! I'm getting the ghrills just seeing this pic.
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Mario Alberto 2 years ago
That would be everyones face in this situation; don't try to deny it.
Brittany 2 years ago
This happened to my cat, Jack. I brought him into the kitchen to catch a roach. He was very interested until the roach jumped at him aggressively and ran up his body. Jack flipped out and fled, and I had to battle the roach alone with a broom.
Christof Irran 2 years ago
I spent half of October in Alabama (my wife's idea) and found out that the fairy tales about the size of c**k roaches down south were not fairy tales. Surprised they didn't lift the house off its foundation. (And what's with all the Dollar Generals down there?!)
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
This has happened to me before, and that is probably what my face looked like, too
#11
Yudita 2 years ago
No, they wanted them to only like their presents, muahahaha! (seriously, I really don't understand what were their intentions. CPS visits?!)
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TheLadyMagic 2 years ago
What the P***K is wrong with this family? I have been black all of my life, and I have never seen anyone have never seen a black family have a white Santa especially one in white face, come scare their children. Santa for just about every family that I have ever seen, is of the same ethnic group of their family. I know of no black family that wants their kids to believe that some magical white man just provided them with the gift that their family worked hard to supply them with. Who did this? Are those children okay? I wonder how long they had to have therapy to get over this
Jaaawn 2 years ago
'Therapy?!' I don't think it's THAT serious in all honesty.
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VNES101 2 years ago
This is so hilarious. I feel bad for laughing at those kids but this is funny as hell.
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Sunny Day 2 years ago
Been there afterwards. This pic is missing the empty footprints and body outline of the unfortunate person involved.
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Egyptians, apparently, were also not so stoked about walking under ladders. That is because they would leave them in tombs for the dead to be able to climb to the afterlife. The space under the ladder, though, was thought to be the home of all sorts of good and bad spirits. Walking through that space would disturb and anger them, which it was believed would lead to really bad consequences.
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liam newton-harding 2 years ago
I’ll just put this fire, with the other fire…0118..999..881..999..119..725…..3.
Pamela Blue 2 years ago
Okay this had to be a deliberate stunt. Metal fire extinguishers do not burst into flame.
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Toujin C'Thlu 2 years ago
Bronzer. Professional bodybuilders sometimes wear it during competitions
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Kiki’sNotLookingBack 2 years ago
Quick unrelated question, but- does anyone read the text above each title of a picture?
Weirdly enough, Egyptians might be the reason for why some consider opening an umbrella inside an unlucky thing to do. See, Egyptians used to use umbrellas to protect themselves from the sun, and they believed that using one inside would anger the sun deity Ra. Umbrellas were also a luxury reserved for royalty only, so if you are not of noble blood, stepping into the shade provided by an umbrella was simply a sacrilegious thing to do.
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Faith Nicole 1 year ago
The van even says OFF the wall, sp what does he do? He ignores those instructions 🤣
#17
Mochi 2 years ago
Archery bruises are the absolute WORST. I got one that lasted for three weeks and I still have scar from where it clipped me
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
There was a heartbreaking moment at the Olympics where a woman was lining up her shot in the archery and her bow snapped at the last moment. Can you imagine training for years to qualify for an event and the whole thing disappearing in an instant like that.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
Where the world is his bracer? We had archery club in secondary school and one of the guys thought it would be fun to lop his bow and not wear an arm guard. Whelp, the arrow snapped and half of it almost lodged in his arm. Archery club was canceled for the remainder of the year after that...
#18
Nick (He/Him) 2 years ago
The whole dumping gatorade thing is dumb IMO. Big waste of perfectly good sports drink.
George Costanza 2 years ago
It was probably just going to be thrown out anyway since the game is over at that point.
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CherylinCanada 2 years ago
Hazel Mae has since mastered the quick getaway. When she sees Vladdy heading her way with that cooler, she is outta there!
Sandy D 2 years ago
I was wondering which poster on the blue jays was the usual one to give the Gatorade showers
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Still, it’s very unlikely that such a minor superstition managed to survive such a long time. So, it is more likely that we avoid opening up umbrellas inside simply because it used to be quite a complicated contraption. Opening it up in a tight space could lead to injuries or broken items, so it was best to avoid it.
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#20
Kat Lyle 2 years ago
OK, this actually did happen in Bangkok. No injuries but if I had been on that wheel, they would have been cleaning up after I let my bowels loose.
Irishwoman abroad 2 years ago
I nearly puked last time I went on a big wheel, just from vertigo. Can't imagine what is do if I saw this in front of me! 🤮😳
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I went to the amusement park and rode the giant Ferris wheel. Man, that thing was on fire!
David Paterson 2 years ago
What do you actually do in a case like that? Take it to the top and hope it burns out before the whole wheel collapses?
Fat Harry 2 years ago
Spin the wheel REAAAAAAALLY fast so it blows out :D
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AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
Next door to us when I was a young girl,had black metal gates. Their youngest got his head through but became stuck. No butter would free him so fire brigade were called and they cut him free
Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
Some oil or other lubricant and he should be able to be removed. I bet he was terrified though.
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
That and unfortunately a lot of screaming and crying.
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All in all, superstitions might be a silly thing. They seem to be based in people’s need to control others and there’s really no proof out there that they work at all. So, feel free to ditch them! Unfortunately, that will not save you from bad luck and you might still end up on a list like this one in the future. But, you never know, it might help!
#22
I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
Reminds me of when I was in boot camp, we were doing pt outside at zero dark thirty and I just happened to be right over a fire ant mound. Some of the DI's told me not to move but eff that.. I still have scars on my legs from those ants..
Sans Serif 2 years ago
I have had encounters with fire ants (RIFA) as well - you have my sympathies!
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#23
My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago
Hell yes you're burning down the house!
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David Paterson 2 years ago
No problem. Open the front door. Carefully take the can out onto the front lawn. And throw it as hard as you can into the neighbours yard.
María Hermida 2 years ago
I would not get near that can for all the tea in China. I'd lock the room and seal it for eternity.
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Hiding from the spider, obviously. He may be Almighty, but he is not stupid.
Load More Replies... New Everywhere 2 years ago
"F**k you, f**k your spray and f**k all the shoes you've ever owned" -Spider
Say No to Downvoting 2 years ago
Nah - that looks like a good old Aussie Huntsman.
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Settled for Infamy 2 years ago
Australian Huntsman spider. Not that dangerous, but on the odd occasion I've found one, it owns that room till I find a brave friend.
Load More Replies... A B C the Third 2 years ago
That's kind of similar to the fire-on-fire-extinguisher pic, just a slightly different setup :D
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Faith Nicole 1 year ago (edited)
Those people closest to the fire, I hope they can hold on, balance and walk as quickly as possible down to an area safe enough to jump, or land on something else. That wire is gonna snap from the heat, and fire. Defintily a new fear unlocked. I'm terrified of heights but enjoy the occassional panic attack on those things. And the ferris wheel but after seeing the flames, im good
#25
Grant Caldwell 2 years ago
True I have never known a jeep that could park like a normal person.
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Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
I did this with my Chevy Cavalier! 6 ft snow bank. It was either the snow bank or head on from some a*****e in an F-150 going up the middle of the road refusing to stay in his lane.
Blondieybat 1 year ago
I have a Jeep and I am still not entirely sure I understand. But it was NOT a pavement princess trying that
#26
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
And this is why they tell you to keep your hair tied up in shop class. Sorry bro, but that was really dumb. Same reason I yell at my co-workers for wearing wedding rings when they're running the machines. You ever seen a finger get ripped off?
María Hermida 2 years ago
That was an unbelievably stupid thing to do. He can thank his luck, his god or the universe, he didn't get seriously injured. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
sweetrottenpeaches 2 years ago
As a woman I can not even imagine how painful that could be. Waxing hurts but man.. I don't have beard type of hair on my legs. 😅
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
It might not be that painful. Looks like the hair broke and not got ripped out. I suspect beard hair has a different structure and breaks off way more easily. Well, I hope for him that to be true.
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Simeon Nevel 2 years ago
Half his face could have been ripped off OR his face could have been yanked into that buffing wheel
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
This was outrageously stupid to do in the first place. This is why you always tie up your hair when working with machinery. He's really lucky he didn't get seriously injured.
Joe Reaves 2 years ago
Probably because that all happened before the pic was taken.People are a******s but you're going to stop the machine then check on your colleague, THEN immortalise his stupidity for posterity. No, Buck, you come back here and pose with the machine and your beard so we can take a picture to tell everyone what a dumbass you are.
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Danny Trejo 2 years ago
depending on where you look at this picture, you can experience four different moods XD
feelthefebreze 2 years ago
stared at this picture for a full two minutes before I realized she spilled her drink
E. Hamilton 2 years ago
This is why I can't drink ANYTHING in martini glass. I just sit there, or walk, with complete anxiety that I'm going to spill it.
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martin734 2 years ago
Sorry guys, this one is fake. With forks like that there is no way this fork lift would work.
nbfresh 2 years ago
agree. the most that should happen if you're lifting a too-heavy load is the rear of the truck would lift and the forks would not.
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brandyy17 2 years ago
i read the story behind this pic. the owner of the house told the neighbor not to park on their driveway multiple times. one night they noticed the car went to tell them to move it and they did. this was the morning after. the OP said their neighbor never parked on their property again
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SonicAlchemy 2 years ago
😆 Oh no! Definitely easy to have feelings about dropping that much product but there are worse things it could have been. Sweep up the beans, squeegee the liquid, hit the floor with a mop, life goes on. He's lucky he missed the deep fryer he's crouched next to. Would be a completely different picture!
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
everyone who has ever worked in a kitchen has had something similar.
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Crowthistle 2 years ago
Nevermind the cheese, what is that brown gunk in with the clean washing??
Madalynn Bryant 2 years ago (edited)
how does one accidentally wash a f*****k i n g block of c h e e s e
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Yes, that huge-a*s black of cheese was in her pocket. For sure. 🙄
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
You’ll find out when you get old, and then all the whippersnappers will be asking of you, “How did she roast her wallet, and why is her remote all soapy?” You’ll see. 👵🏻😰
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
I said this yesterday but I'll say it again. Stretch wrap does not equal secure. This was a free stacked load that was held by stretch wrap instead of badning. All it takes is one wrong move.
Katy McMouse 2 years ago
How does this get cleaned up? Are there trade secrets for this predicament? Seriously, how?
Glen Ellyn 2 years ago
Give up and just paint the floor with it. It's halfway there anyway. 🤭
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Well I say we call it a day and deal with this on monday, cause damn.
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I worked in a hardware warehouse with some real boneheads. One guy got a lesson in not filling a 25 foot tall standalone rack with driveway sealer and concrete mix. Well, we all got the lesson, but I bet he still gets it in his dreams, 25 years later
Faith Nicole 1 year ago
Well, I guess Home Depot is going to be unexpectedly painting their floors today, 🤣🤦♀️
#37
Cybele Spanjaard 2 years ago (edited)
May they support their claim. Looking closely it is the only space without any upright barriers so could be some kooky ad or spoof
#38
Rosie Red 2 years ago
I ripped up the pictures before putting them in the trash. It was very satisfying.
#39
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Exactly. Nothing to see here. This is normal part of a Monopoly game.
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The Chocolate Gecko 2 years ago
No. No. Not again. Keep that out of here. Please, it won't stop screaming. I thought we left that behind in 2020. Please, I beg you
Load More Replies... Lsai Aeon 2 years ago
I've seen X-rays of thumbs that look like this. Most of the time, there are two sets of thumb bones side by side, causing this.
BossyCloud 2 years ago
I couldn't find any x-rays with multiple bones like you said, but apparently it's a common thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly_type_D#:~:text=Brachydactyly%20type%20D%2C%20also%20known,an%20accompanying%20wider%20nail%20bed.
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Marie BellaDonna 2 years ago
No lol. Club thumb. Just means the bone at the end of the thumb is shorter than typical. I have them too-mine look almost exactly like the guy who's holding the phone.
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Brachydactyly type D. A dominant trait in many people including Megan Fox and Malin Ackerman (and me I'm sorry to say).
Aneta Sikorska 2 years ago
That's actually a genetic disorder. Not harmful, the only thing it affects is your ability to win a thumb war. I should know, I have it
BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌 2 years ago
My sister has one such thumb, two of my cousins (one on each side of the family) have both. It's called the killer's thumb (don't know why). It's a light form of a condition called brachydactyly
#41
Dilly Millandry 2 years ago
Oh dear... it is best to use a paint kettle or tray to decant into and not paint from the whole tin.
Irishwoman abroad 2 years ago
Yes, it looks like he was doing some kind of daft balancing act before this happened
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PandaGoPanda 2 years ago (edited)
So not only covered in paint but slipped down the stairs too. Poor guy
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
oh hark i hear thyn wife approach. Alas she is here and thou should tremble in much fear - for once the door is opened thy will be greeted with not dear but with an annoyance so great you'll probably need a beer
#42
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
They're for rolling asphalt, so they're supposed to be. However, they're also supposed to be attached.
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Kate Costantino 2 years ago
I’ve done that before!! Ran across one of the busiest road ever for a run away tire, barefoot in all ..
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Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
There's a "why did the chicken *not* cross the road" joke somewhere in this picture.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
This is the first one to make me bark out a laugh, imagining him happily walking home, swinging his arm, knowing he’ll soon be enjoying delicious fried chicken! 🤣😆🤣
#44
Johnny Cakes 2 years ago
You obviously never been to an Asian family gathering.
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María Hermida 2 years ago
Easy. Drive to the nearest park and stop there for half an hour or so with all the doors open. The pigeons will eat all the rice. Later you have to find a way to clean the poo, but that's a different problem.
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
Why do these kind of pictures keep showing up? Putting open, unsecured containers of food on your backseat and then be fu©king surprised when it goes everywhere?! Do people not learn? Do people not have a most basic understanding of physics?
#45
Sunny Day 2 years ago
Maybe he went in for the phone & this is him trying to get out
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María Hermida 2 years ago
I can't understand what happening in this picture. Is this a portable toilet?
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Yes. Looks like he somehow fell in the hole. That takes talent. And alcohol!
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Rob Stevens 2 years ago
No. Just no. He's gone now. No amount of cleaning is going to get him back to normal.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago (edited)
I agrée. There’s no saving him. Gonna hafta throw out a perfectly good man. 😕 What I can’t understand is what is that go,e he’s in? That’s not how seats in party potties work. At first. Thought the entire unit was on its side, but now I don’t know WHAT to think. ETA: I understand now!what i thought was his shirt was the front of the, uh, toilet part. But why on earth is the opening big enough to let a man folded in half in?!
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Na Schi 2 years ago
Almost my situation at home when my landloard (who is a cheapskate) decided to get a new tap together with a new (overly broad) sink. Though at least my water flows into the sink (3 cm apart from the "backwall")..... guess i can call myself lucky.
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Momo Skarsgård 2 years ago
Back where I'm from they usually come out at night, and when they walk on the counter you can hear their little legs. I think rather have spiders!
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Mommitude Attitude 2 years ago
It's a big cockroach - and that's not a hair bleach! It's the bug's antennae - blech!!!!
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Floeckchen 2 years ago
That's where you should draw a wheelchair up the stairs to not damage the tiles
Na Schi 2 years ago
Thanks for the explanation... but is there really any civilized country who would do this to their disabled citizens? Requiring, in case they're still get relatives, to drag them up the staircase in a fücking wheelchair (or with other walking aids)?!!! (Not addressing this question to you @Floeckchen).
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Manusha Kanis 2 years ago (edited)
Yea now push the wheelchair button on the side, see picture below
Tameeza Joyce Lightowler 2 years ago (edited)
As a disabled person who uses crutches and calipers? The wheelchair sign is to signify a disabled area, for example a parking spot, but they're also used to mark off other areas. The sign itself does not necessarily only mean "wheelchair users", it covers all forms of disability. If you look closely at the edge of the individual steps? There are extra grips on them whereas there isn't on the other side. The extra grips are to provide a stronger purchase so that you don't slip. 🙂
Cybele Spanjaard 2 years ago (edited)
Kerclunk kerclunk kerclunk, who dreams up these ideas?Oh and edge protectors so as not to chip the steps clunking the wheelchairs..smart move that!
Bettye McKee 2 years ago
This is so not funny and is definitely not in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
At least he has insurance. (For non-Americans, a talking "gekko" sells insurance on TV ads.)
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OlivierD 2 years ago
safe as long as the little guy touches only one phase... but do not yourself touch the tail!
Parmeisan 2 years ago
Half of me is like "I remember my electric circuit basics, he *should* be fine" and the other half is "should schmood he doesn't *look* fine, maybe he found a way to short it from in there " 😟
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Corvus 2 years ago
I've heard some forgers copied signatures from one document to another by using a hard-boiled egg.
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Cybele Spanjaard 2 years ago
.....so the texta order was put in the box then closed... funny ..not
Parmeisan 2 years ago
Don't think you deserved a downvote, but more likely the ink transferred while the lid was closed.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
I'm not sure whether the left hand goose is horrified or rolling it's sleeves back down
Violet Jensen 2 years ago
I own geese. Geese are fiercely protective and caring of one another.
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Crybabyartist 2 years ago (edited)
I have a cast iron little cat that might be used as a door stop at times, or otherwise is just a reminder of a cat. I met a new friend cat and started to share my house with him, and when he first followed me into the room where this cast iron cat resides he jumped back...startled, and then quickly realized that it was somehow frozen.. He sat and looked and pondered this still cat for a while... and then asked me... is this or was this ever a real cat that you somehow froze? and I said no, i just like cats and this is just to say that I like cats. I also in the same room happen to have a Hello Kitty Guitar, and he would come and sit facing that guitar and just sit for like 30 minutes at a time staring at it. This happened like at least once a week for years. I still wonder if he could make out that the hello kitty is sort of a Ukiyo-e version of a cat. IMG_0569-6...fbdbe7.jpg 
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Na Schi 2 years ago (edited)
Arghhh.... I first thought it was a pickled jalapeño 🙈🤢 (Edit: one of the much greener ones... as the whole jaw appears to have some pickled peppers inside)
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
That mouse died in heaven (not) Edit: okay, definitely not, since it would’ve died before it drowned in pickle juice
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Na Schi 2 years ago
Yep, looks like any chance to preserve drinking water has been flooded.
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Tobias Reaper 2 years ago
this is why they have little plastic tables to stop this from happening
I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/she/he) 2 years ago
I have never, ever seen those in real life. I don't think they're a thing here in Australia...
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alegra 2 years ago
Looks like a case for the Ghostbusters (reminds me of the slime in part II).
Ent Hugger 2 years ago
oooh do you think it will start dancing like the toaster if we put some music on?? :)
Load More Replies... Jared Robinson 2 years ago
I like your enthusiastic work on the new "wax heat sink" but next time use your own computer.
Fat Harry 2 years ago
Good question. I guess it depends on how well wax insulates. If it conducts you'll get short circuits; if it's a brilliant insulator I guess you'll get overheating. Only one way to be sure...
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Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
.... as I was saying. She's pregnant yet again.... I know. Lord knows who the father is.....
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General Stukov 2 years ago
This happened to my audi a3 2006, a railroad nail went through the tire but due to how deep my rims were in from the wheel it only punched then plugged the tire and drove on it for four months not even realizing it till i bought 4 new tires
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Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
Is that supposed to be a pizza? IMO, it looks like rubber.
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Becky Samuel 2 years ago
It depends. We can't see the question. Many math questions specify the format in which an answer is to be given.
Load More Replies... Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
Tests can be cruel like that...I bet a lot of us know that...
BoredPossum 2 years ago
I hate those things. They are equations that people claim tests you ability to use order of operations but really they are just written in a way that could be understood in different ways. Here they probably mean 40x(1/4)=10 or 40x1/4=10. But that's not a convenient way to write the equation.
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over it already 2 years ago
Sir, this is a Wendy's but that is not the drive thru.
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Lydsylou 2 years ago
Don't forget half the road would be blocked by protesters running in front of Jesus trying to get him to stop oil
Load More Replies... Sarinz 2 years ago
This could actually be one of the fourteen images of the Via Crucis (a processional route that the Catholic Church celebrates on Good Friday): Jesus falls three times during the whole procession... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stations_of_the_Cross)
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago
How to spot the idiot with s****y idea of humor in a BP-post
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Me. 2 years ago
If it was done by machine, did the operator maeby not notice?
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Joe Reaves 2 years ago
Have actually done that or something similar. Luckily my manicure set had tools I could use to get it out and then I bought a new cable from a different brand.
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martin734 2 years ago
That is why cars have jacking points. The footwell floor should never be used for jacking.
Honcho Chorcoran 2 years ago
I'll jack wherever I please. F**k that restraining order.
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Karen Krause 2 years ago
At first, I thought it was showing how smugglers smuggle things in cars, but then saw the Footwell. OUCH!
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AtMostTheFabulist 2 years ago
I did that with a full cup of soda in the winter when the high was like 2 degrees. I was trying to get in the house, the cup dropped out from under the lid, the soda hit the metal door jamb and froze instantly. That was a mess.
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Astrophile 2 years ago
At least most of it is on the mat and the carpet is black!
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Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
going up: 1st floor... 2nd floor... also the 2nd floor...
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My O My 2 years ago
Yeah, these buggers try to re-enact things to get out of paying
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Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
Nah. This is fine. All diplomas are totally shaped like that.(sarcasm. This is actually horrible)
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
sure it doesn't look great, but I still love that this person made a genuine attempt. <3
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Fondant can be extremely difficult to work with especially if it's your first time. It's a good try
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
It looks as though it has become sentient and realised how poorly done it is.
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Angelina Wilkins 2 years ago (edited)
That looks like it would have been so good. Those cheap pans are horrible. I've had this happen to me, so I always carry them with a cookie sheet under it
Happy Homemaker 2 years ago
I do the same thing. I always use a cookie sheet.
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Nicky Shrimps 2 years ago
Why single use pans? So you don't care about the environment AND you like dry mac & cheese? You got your dues here.
I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/she/he) 2 years ago
My family uses single use pans at Christmas time. Sometimes you don't have a big enough pan, or you can't be bothered to spend all of Christmas day cleaning up. And if you're going to a bbq or gathering, disposable is easier.
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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
Yes they are my mother witnessed them eat baby mice.
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ifound_acoolfrog 2 years ago
It looks like a head is coming out of the toilet the skibidi men are coming
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Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them) 2 years ago
This is a crime. How dare they do that to the pizza!!
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Honcho Chorcoran 2 years ago
It wasn't a competition but okay, you won the internet. Congratulations.
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MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
That looks like a kitchen floor, not outdoors... Why is it so gross??
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The Chocolate Gecko 2 years ago
No. No. No. Please, I just want to move on. Why won't it leave me alone. Everywhere I look, it's there.
Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago
Gecko, you sound like you're a veteran suffering from sleep paralysis and PTSD. U good?
Load More Replies... HTakeover 2 years ago
Screenshot from game Among Us where you're trying to figure out who the secret killer is. Got nailed just before they hit the button that would recall everyone to a safe place so they could report who it was.
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No you didn't 2 years ago
I really hope the people are okay - some pics looked rather painful and dangerous.
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
A little background information on the number 13. All those superstitions that came from the church were invented by them to cover up the arrest of the Knights Templar on Friday the 13th, October 1307. Pope/King Clement V ordered their arrest, and later execution because mainly because the Knights were very rich from the crusades and Pope Clement had spent too much sending armies to the middle east. Clement wanted the treasure for himself. No Knight broke during torture and gave the location of the hidden treasure. It still has not been found. So, you need not worry about the number 13. Those who did are now long dead.
No you didn't 2 years ago
I really hope the people are okay - some pics looked rather painful and dangerous.
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
A little background information on the number 13. All those superstitions that came from the church were invented by them to cover up the arrest of the Knights Templar on Friday the 13th, October 1307. Pope/King Clement V ordered their arrest, and later execution because mainly because the Knights were very rich from the crusades and Pope Clement had spent too much sending armies to the middle east. Clement wanted the treasure for himself. No Knight broke during torture and gave the location of the hidden treasure. It still has not been found. So, you need not worry about the number 13. Those who did are now long dead.
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