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Thoughts constantly swirl around in our heads. From when we open our eyes in the morning until we close them at night (and sometimes, even after that), there's always something for us to contemplate about.

In fact, a 2020 study suggests people typically have more than 6,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot. And as much as we'd like to believe otherwise, not all of them are brilliant. So with social media allowing us to instantly share whatever crosses our mind, we broadcast quite a lot of funny, weird, and infuriating personal takes, too.

To illustrate just how random our statements can be, we at Bored Panda put together a new publication on the subreddit whose sole mission is to capture the chaotic side of human interaction. Continue scrolling to check out its latest finds and fire up our earlier piece on it when you're done.

#1

God Has Protected Me

God Has Protected Me

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    #2

    This Would Be The Greatest Irony

    This Would Be The Greatest Irony

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    To learn more about our inner filters, we contacted Phil Reed, D.Phil., who is a professor of psychology at Swansea University.

    "There are many reasons why people overshare," Dr. Reed told Bored Panda. "A lack of awareness about the dangers is one, but also the lack of 'real' social feedback online is a big contributor. Since there is a degree of anonymity, certain a lack of immediate feedback, people tend to get it wrong in terms of sharing."

    #3

    Truth

    Truth

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    #4

    Religion Doing What It Should

    Religion Doing What It Should

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    Sydney-Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of times after big natural disasters religious groups are the first to show up to help before the red cross

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    #5

    Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters

    Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them to the Healing Crystals and Essential Oils Ward. (It's conveniently located right next to the morgue.) 😉

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    However, even though the reasons why people overshare may vary, the act itself seems pretty much universal. Also, researchers from The University of Edinburgh and Northwestern University in Illinois found that the risk of oversharing in conversation actually increases as people age.

    When testing 100 people from 17 to 84 years old on their attention skills, the researchers discovered that the older subjects provided listeners with more irrelevant details than their younger peers. As this behavior can be dangerous — older people, for example, might accidentally reveal private info to strangers looking to take advantage — this finding is essential in helping "design targeted training that helps older adults improve these skills and avoid embarrassing and potential risky communicative errors,” said lead researcher Madeleine Long, of the University of Edinburgh's School of Philosophy, Psychology and Language Sciences.

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    #6

    Juli Briskman On The Go

    Juli Briskman On The Go

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This classic "I will get you fired" fortunately does not work outside the USA, as other countries have laws against it.

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    #7

    Yep

    Yep

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    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same about these appeal shows that they have on TV. Lots of celebrities virtue-signalling about how they are working the night for free as they try to guilt you into donating part of your rent to charity. Don't get me wrong, we give to local charities when we can afford to and they do some brilliant work. But I will not tolerate some rich TV star trying to make me feel guilty about keeping a roof over our head and food on the table. Furthermore, and this bit is horrible but it needs telling, a poor elderly lady killed herself in the UK a couple of years ago because she couldn't afford to give to every appeal directed her way. Every penny she had was sunk into charity appeals and when the money ran out she felt so bad that she had to end her life. Literally killed by kindness.

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    #8

    Totally

    Totally

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tax the churches that engage in political activity. Political activity negates their non-taxable status.

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    #9

    No Labor Shortage!

    No Labor Shortage!

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    Scott T Brynildsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met Dan! We were both buying coffee and chatting casually; he asked if I was staying at the cafe with my coffee, so we sat and just talked about generic stuff. I had no idea who he is at the time. Incredibly friendly and nice man!

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    Dr. Reed said people should be very wary of oversharing. "It can compromise personal security, and personal safety, as well as lead to bullying."

    "It can also make people very vulnerable psychologically; if they are feeling low, overshare to get support, and are attached for it, then depression can set in."

    #10

    The Retirement Age

    The Retirement Age

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    Aran Lindvail
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a maximum age for holding office.

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    #12

    Logic Please

    Logic Please

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    #13

    This Is How Ya Do It

    This Is How Ya Do It

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    To keep ourselves in check, Dr. Reed suggests treating communication on the internet the same as in real life.

    "Remember, online is just as much of a social interaction as in the real world," he said. "Do not share anything online that you would not in real life. People can get a little impulsive with their digital interactions, so just remember that. Perhaps count to 10 before sharing."

    #14

    It’s Like The Trash Taking Itself Out

    It’s Like The Trash Taking Itself Out

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    Humanoid Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, sounds like a win-win-win-win situation to me.

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    #15

    Why Stop There?

    Why Stop There?

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems as if the right wing just wants ignorant breeders, to produce a pool of cannon fodder so needy they'll take any job.

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    #16

    Literally Dozens

    Literally Dozens

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, America... a place where 12 states have no minimum age for marriage, you can be employed at 14, be sentenced to death at 15, get a driving license at 16, join the army at 17, but GOD FORBID YOU HAVE A SIP OF BEER BEFORE YOU TURN 21!

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    #17

    That Went Well

    That Went Well

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    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald trump is the worst thing to happen to America since the British ruling us

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    But if you are bothered by another person who starts to give you too much information, psychotherapist Amy Morin says your first line of defense should be to change the subject.

    For instance, try saying, 'Sorry to hear that. Have you heard the weather for tomorrow?' Sometimes people will take the hint, but you may need a more direct approach if the other person continues to overshare.

    #18

    Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years

    Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years

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    #19

    Perfect Analogy

    Perfect Analogy

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    #20

    Simplicity Itself

    Simplicity Itself

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    #21

    Bigotry ?

    Bigotry ?

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because republicans believe obviously that women's political opinions don't count but women are merely there to reproduce, as per the recent RvW judgment

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    The key in such situations is to not reciprocate. Just because your boss tells you she's going through a divorce, that doesn't mean you need to tell her about your marital problems as well.

    While sharing your personal stories can be empowering, you should do that at the right time, in the right place, and with the right people.

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    #22

    I’d Like To See It

    I’d Like To See It

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have the time to read a 300 page book tho

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    #23

    You Know She’s Right

    You Know She’s Right

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    Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but hear me out: that's a great idea!

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    #24

    Please Remember This

    Please Remember This

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    Cerise Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People hate the Russian government, not the people.

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    #26

    Dead Malls

    Dead Malls

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a mall somewhere where the top floor is now small apartments. The bottom floor is retail.

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    #27

    A Mother Did What The Police Refused To Do

    A Mother Did What The Police Refused To Do

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because men who think they need to carry guns are at heart cowards living in fear.

    R F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now those same cowards are waging a war of intimidation against HER. #embarassedTexan

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now she's being harrassed by those same brave officers.

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly someone needs to call their mothers.

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a Mom is her superpower.

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely couldnt send my child to a school in america, i dont even want to go visit my brother who has lived in indiana for the last 15 years, i just dont see it as a place worth risking going to. Im sure most people are decebt human beings but the ones that arent are far too dangerous and while a minority are still far too many

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. My father was in the US several times for job purposes and I know of at least one time when, in his immediate vicinity, there was a man on the lose with a gun. My boyfriend was in the US twice(!), also for job purposes, and managed to nonchalantly come across a policeman on his evening walk who informed him that he shouldn't walk further, someone's been shooting and is on the lose. Meanwhile, all of us have spent the majority of our lives in Germany without this happening even *once*. Some shootings still happen, of course, but not to the point that parents buy bullet-proof school bags or that anyone would in all honesty say "well, your fault for leaving a door open"...

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    Gretchen Esquilin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a more in-depth video yesterday of their lack of action & it's heartbreaking!!! 7 cops, armed w/ flak jackets & riot gear, stood in the hall listening to the screams of children while the gunman slaughtered those innocent babies & teachers. F*$king disgusting & they ALL need to be fired!

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what I would have done. The police would have to shoot me.

    Jonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! I would have gone in to get my kids or die trying. The police response is a moral and national disgrace.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Guys With Guns, Gear, Ammo.... did not a damn thing.

    Impetus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. They did set out a bunch of tear gas canisters but then apparently someone figured out that they're not so useful when only one guy has a gas mask.

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    Vanja Vidovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a woman! Not once was she mentioned in the news in my country during reporting about that school tragedy.

    lolliegag69
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the USA and that's the first that I have heard of it.

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    tHaT_oNe_pOtTeRhEaD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did the mom go get her kids while there was a gunman inside while the men were cowards outside as usual???

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that her children were in a different classroom.

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    Karen Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point in time I have yelled at the TV. Save the kids you have guns and vests on. I yell because I would be crying otherwise. The officer in charge and the policemen who obeyed him should be fired. I need to stop now, or I will start using words like cowards, stupid idiots, you should have run towards the shots. I offer my sympathy to the parents and the town of Uvaide. You paid for protection and got dead children and teachers.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing stops a mother determined to save her kids.

    Impetus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I watched the hour and a half long video of nobody doing anything at all. It was infuriating. Normally, parents shouldn't go into an unsafe situation like that, because normally, the police would be clearing the building and the parent might get shot. But there were like 70 officers there from local police, sheriff, Texas rangers, and border patrol and they sat there for over an hour milling around doing nothing with all the kids and the shooter still in the building. There wasn't any awareness of the fact a bunch of children and two adults had already been shot and needed medical care. It was appalling for s number of reasons and a whole lot of people need to be in trouble.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a fact that haunts me: while all those officers were standing around outside, some of the kids who had been shot were laying there dying. I wonder how many might have survived if they'd been able to be transported to a hospital more quickly. I don't know how those parents survive this...I would be utterly broken.

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    AspieGirl88
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mother, she has the right to lay down her life to protect her children. Maybe the police should focus on the job at hand instead of restraining a mother trying to save her babies … bullying & cowardice, SMH. 😕

    Sharon Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the video that is breaking my heart again, watching those cops in their gear milling around in the hallways while listening to the children's screams. How could they???????

    Beautifullybroken
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the whole 82 minute video on YouTube, it was awful like 45 min in u see 1 cop hand sanitize from the wall dispenser, u have time for that but couldnt save the helpless children and 2 teachers when u ran in 3 minutes after gunfire 1st started... and as a parent I would do the same as that mom I'm glad her boys were safe

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police waited for over an hour!

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mom deserves a medal! 🎖🏆🏅🥇🥈🥉

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story around that whole situation gets worse and worse.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish she could have saved more.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done the exact same thing she did but most likely would not have been handcuffed because I'm white.

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs more upvotes

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms. Jessica, where did you get your information? And, I wish the community would rally around the mother & she run for office ... like the Mayor!

    claire cassady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if she had been shot she would have been called a stupid Karen for not doing as she was told. Funny how ballsy women are only heroes when it suits.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange how repukes think teachers should be armed, while armed, trained police officers are afraid to face someone armed with a military style rifle.

    Lonecoolman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES THERE WAS A MAJOR FAIL ON THE RESPONSE. BUT GOOD MEN WHOM CARRY ARE WILLING TO RUN TOWARDS DANGER. I ALWAYS HAVE AND HAVE SAVED PEOPLE.

    Dave Lear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take "Things That Haven't Happened" for 600 please Alex

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    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago

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    GUNS R NOT THE PROBLEM! Our mental health services and the laws r the problem. Tightening gun laws won't help either. U can get guns too easily "on the street". There was also a more recent mass shooting (can't remember which exactly), but all the shooters friends and family went to the authorities and warned them he was probably going to do this. He was over 18 so parents couldn't legally take his guns and the only response they ALL got, was that until he did something, there was nothing they could do. No way to intervene or take his weapons. Parents couldn't even have him committed since, again, he was over 18

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmm, but introducing gun laws and restrictions would mean that either he wouldn't HAVE access to guns in the first place, or that authorities WOULD have the ability to take his guns from him even if he's over 18- that's kind of the point!? Also- part of the introduction of most gun restrictions/laws is to deal with the "too many guns on the street" problem anyway!

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    #28

    One Of The Best Ideas I Have Heard In A Long Time

    One Of The Best Ideas I Have Heard In A Long Time

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    #29

    "It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does

    "It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does

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    Aryaan Kasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the one left is the US of A I am guessing

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    #30

    Would Not Recommend

    Would Not Recommend

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    Esha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn the fact that they got one full star though...

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    #31

    Middle-Aged White Male Here, And I Think That She Rocks!

    Middle-Aged White Male Here, And I Think That She Rocks!

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    #32

    Because A Certain Portion Of Our Population Are Dumb A******

    Because A Certain Portion Of Our Population Are Dumb A******

    groovy_receptor Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because japanese think about other people because they have a more collective-minded culture as opposed to rampant Randian-objectivism style libertarianism/individualism?

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    #33

    Giant Dick’s Giant Profile D**k Pic Checks Out

    Giant Dick’s Giant Profile D**k Pic Checks Out

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    HalfFinnishedAustralian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His profile picture really does look like a d**k.

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    #34

    Thank You Librarians

    Thank You Librarians

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    Vepřík Boubelatý
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Archivist here* Have you ever searched for person with no surname, date of birth or adress? Only information that was given to you was ´he lived with my granny in Shitholery upon Thames back in 1950´...

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    #35

    We Know Exactly Who’s Fault It Is

    We Know Exactly Who’s Fault It Is

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    #36

    But She Really Loved Me

    But She Really Loved Me

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what you mean they dont best cancel the wedding

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    #37

    That'll Send A Message

    That'll Send A Message

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    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll let your bod marinate in plague infested "soup" for a while OK? But not too long, otherwise you may loose cohesion and not brake the window, just smear it.

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    #38

    Wow! Solar Energy Actually Working As Designed! Insane How Much Better Green Energy Actually Is

    Wow! Solar Energy Actually Working As Designed! Insane How Much Better Green Energy Actually Is

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    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in FL teachers r fleeing the state since they keep passing laws preventing them from actually teaching

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    #39

    This Dad Has One Great Son

    This Dad Has One Great Son

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    #40

    Russia Moment

    Russia Moment

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turkey and Greece are still on very bad terms and everyday we have new challenges from the turkish side so not much changed there .

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    #41

    Ignoring The Bible Is Classic Christianity

    Ignoring The Bible Is Classic Christianity

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I start pointing at random people shouting Unclean! Unclean!, I can say I'm just following the bible teaches

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    #42

    This Is The Way

    This Is The Way

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    #43

    Take A Breath, Count To 10, Think. You'd Be Amazed What Possibilities Open If You Don't Go With Your First Reaction

    Take A Breath, Count To 10, Think. You'd Be Amazed What Possibilities Open If You Don't Go With Your First Reaction

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    Aryaan Kasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he could have just got up and silently walked out during the monologue

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    #44

    Management

    Management

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    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope: because it's a sign you don't need a "manager", wherever he/she come from. Give bigger salary and respect to all team members, and ask them if they really need a manager or "just" more help.

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    #45

    Sad That This Is Even Needed

    Sad That This Is Even Needed

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    Jimichan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small bottle of prescription eye drops cost us over $300, with insurance, in the US. Meanwhile, we can get it in Japan without insurance for less than $25. Our Doctor there couldn't believe it, so when I showed her on my tablet, she wrote us a prescription for a year's supply.

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    #46

    This Aged Too Well

    This Aged Too Well

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heads up would've been nice dude, maybe a tad more info time traveller man

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    #48

    He's Not Wrong

    He's Not Wrong

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    #49

    6'3

    6'3

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    #50

    Every Villain Had An Origin Story

    Every Villain Had An Origin Story

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    #51

    Time To Have That Talk With Grandpa

    Time To Have That Talk With Grandpa

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She even voiced her opinions on the matter quite clearly at times, for example when she had black tap dancer Arthur Duncan in her show in 1954, when segregation was still going strong. When the producers and media criticized her for it, she just said "live with it" and gave Duncan more airtime (they canceled her show soon after). She also advocated for gay marriage and LGBT rights although being straight herself, and also was an animal rights activist.

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    #52

    Good Point Satan

    Good Point Satan

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    Hugh Wellford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean like God says life begins at first breath and not conception?

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    #53

    We Could Lift Everyone Out Of Poverty By Slightly Taxing Billionaires

    We Could Lift Everyone Out Of Poverty By Slightly Taxing Billionaires

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    #54

    Half A Million

    Half A Million

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they aren't pro-life. They're christian taliban. Religion is inconsistent, it does not use logic. If it used logic it would cease to exist. It relies on mental compartmentalisation.

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    #55

    No Narcs

    No Narcs

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    #56

    Wtf

    Wtf

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son got his preventative inhaler for nothing on the NHS

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    #58

    Yes Hi Officer, I’d Like To Report A Murder

    Yes Hi Officer, I’d Like To Report A Murder

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    #59

    Tax The Rich

    Tax The Rich

    killHACKS Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some context. In our country, $165m = ZAR 2,6 billion. That buys you 88 schools, or 1320 middle-class three-bedroom houses with two bathrooms and a garden. Or 2640 luxury vehicles. Or a skyscraper. Or a national department's operating expenses for the year.

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    #60

    Get Vaccinated Folks

    Get Vaccinated Folks

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them to bill the unvaxxed morons

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    #61

    Fake Number

    Fake Number

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    Jenny Ann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use my first cell phone number. So nice try lol

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    #62

    I Literally Cannot Afford A One Bedroom Apartment

    I Literally Cannot Afford A One Bedroom Apartment

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly true in so many countries. No need for it, but there it is.

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    #63

    Works Like A Charm

    Works Like A Charm

    SampleSwimming8576 Report

    King Cheetah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly - and they drink barrels of booze just because it tastes sooo goood :D

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    #64

    I Did Not Know That. Yikes

    I Did Not Know That. Yikes

    False_Extent4096 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the most horrendous things I have ever read

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    #66

    No One "Lets" It Happen

    No One "Lets" It Happen

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    #67

    Interesting Threat …

    Interesting Threat …

    jlukeroberts Report

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the money they lose goes to their taxes

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    #69

    He's 44

    He's 44

    noticesme Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! and he is confronted with the reality of a war in his country. This should be turn you focused on the essential things.

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    #70

    Us Army F**ked That One Up

    Us Army F**ked That One Up

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    #71

    Clever

    Clever

    SampleSwimming8576 Report

    RP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a confused moment to realise they were not talking about sign language

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    #72

    They Got You

    They Got You

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never actually thought of it that way.

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    #74

    Wonder Why That Is, Jim?

    Wonder Why That Is, Jim?

    DaFunkJunkie Report

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I urge everyone to look Brian Tyler Cohen up on YouTube. https://youtube.com/c/briantylercohen

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    #75

    I Watched It Online, And Can Confirm I Heard It

    I Watched It Online, And Can Confirm I Heard It

    Dullahen Report

    #76

    It Never Ends

    It Never Ends

    tee_babz Report

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    slow release ADHD medication makes my adulting a breeze :) I'm enjoying every moment of ignoring the to-do-list.

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    #77

    But I'll Still Tell Him...

    But I'll Still Tell Him...

    ModeratorForLeaks Report

    KM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can make food deserving of compliments while being 19, stoned and new, he is a chef to me)

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    #78

    Beware

    Beware

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    #79

    People Are Morons

    People Are Morons

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    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got fined and imprisoned. Just saying.

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    #81

    There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage

    There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage

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    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tripled my salary moving from teaching high school STEM (physics) to my current role as an engineer. Stress and work hours are only a bit less but it is much more flexible.

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    #83

    The Oscar's Ugliest Moment

    The Oscar's Ugliest Moment

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in suprising news, conservative middle-aged white men in the 1970s in america were assholes.

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    #84

    Pretty Much…

    Pretty Much…

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mix all the dipping sauces its funny how accurate this is

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    #85

    He Spoke For All Of Us

    He Spoke For All Of Us

    DaFunkJunkie Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History will show Zelenskyy as one of the true leaders in the world.

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    #86

    Real Money

    Real Money

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he changed his mind about buying Twitter?

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    #87

    Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?

    Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?

    dilettantedebrah Report

    TCW Sam Vimes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because you live in one of the most f****d up countries in the world

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    #88

    Hey Elon, This You?

    Hey Elon, This You?

    DaFunkJunkie Report

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    #89

    Burn It All Down….m4a Now

    Burn It All Down….m4a Now

    orchid_breeder Report

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this. Insuring my family of four would cost me 1/3 of my income. This is with my employer paying half of my premiums. If I need to use the insurance, I would have a $15,000 deductible before anything happens.

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    #90

    What’s The Biggest News Story From The Weekend?

    What’s The Biggest News Story From The Weekend?

    Express-Row-1504 Report

    #91

    Are Y'all Ok?

    Are Y'all Ok?

    jonmpls Report

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing i do when my husband isnt here is starfish in bed, until a child decides to join me and i end up clinging to the edge of the bed.

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    #92

    Power Move

    Power Move

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story started from a web channel called Mega TV and is unsubstantiated by any reliable source. There were cases of Antivaxxers who faked their vaccination card, several are being prosecuted under Greek law and risk a fine equivalent to 6000$. If this story was true, the doctors would have their medical practice license revoked for administering a treatment without consent and faking medical records.

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    #93

    So True..

    So True..

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    #94

    This Is The Most American S**t Ever

    This Is The Most American S**t Ever

    reddit.com Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could make it more american by adding that no pregnant women are allowed to be involved in designing those developments, and that all schools in those developments must only have one door for the active shooter.

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    #95

    Poor Joe

    Poor Joe

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    #96

    It Doesn't Have To Be This Way

    It Doesn't Have To Be This Way

    TruthToPower77 Report

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    #97

    Damn...

    Damn...

    Thryloz Report

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Team GB got a bronze in Skateboarding too, and we couldn't be prouder of Sky Brown.

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    #98

    Rip Betty

    Rip Betty

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    #99

    Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?

    Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?

    Bigringcycling Report

    #100

    Poison Ivy And Mr Freeze Were Right

    Poison Ivy And Mr Freeze Were Right

    Golden_Ros Report

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    #101

    Oh No! Anything But That!

    Oh No! Anything But That!

    LGBTCrimeBoss Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't care. You're not a real person to them.

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    #102

    Amazing

    Amazing

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should not have to. That is unconscionable.

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    #103

    A Woman Who Has Never Held A Job Accused Women Of Not Wanting To Work

    A Woman Who Has Never Held A Job Accused Women Of Not Wanting To Work

    regian24 Report

    #104

    Shout Out To The Luckiest Timeline 4 Wp

    Shout Out To The Luckiest Timeline 4 Wp

    apocolypstick Report

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't luck. It's causation. They caused it. They obstructed change. They have been courted by the right. They exchanged our future as long as they got what they wanted. I'm Gen X btw. I have lived through every Republican majority that deregulated financial rules. SNL scandal, Dot Com bust, Housing Bust, the Great Recession, Hyper Inflation. The rights formula always fails, yet is always repeated. The Boomers stopped healthcare reform while demanding higher benefits, they have been the worst, most entitled generation ever. There are so many problems now, it can't be fixed. It would take a unified effort and the formula to keep us fragmented to prevent that is simple. This group wants something normal (marriage, freedom from racism, sexism, immigration, etc.). That will hurt you by (BS reason). Vote for me to stop them. The politics of hate is why the US is a joke. It's why we are struggling. The problem is too big now. And the country is too spiteful to fix it.

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    #105

    Confusing Times

    Confusing Times

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    #106

    Medical Services In The United States Are Expensive

    Medical Services In The United States Are Expensive

    Comfortablejack Report

    #107

    Truly ….

    Truly ….

    GroundbreakingSet187 Report

    Anna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah its all that damn smashed avo.

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    #108

    We See You Elon

    We See You Elon

    Bizarre-Lazar Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't he pay the kid to stop? I mean, if he did, that kid's got all the right hobbies.

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    #109

    The Covid Fatalism Has Set In

    The Covid Fatalism Has Set In

    ssactrub Report

    Alison Kennedy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who just tested positive for it last week, I think I rejoined too early.

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    #110

    Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay

    Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay

    Appointment-Funny Report

    #111

    Trumps Are Not Well Known For Their Critical Thinking Skills

    Trumps Are Not Well Known For Their Critical Thinking Skills

    LargeSackOfNuts Report

    #112

    So Messed Up

    So Messed Up

    dobbyisafreepup Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so indentured labour? The british empire did this in Natal in south africa in the 1800s with indian slaves.

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    #113

    This Is Absolutely Insane. We Need Police Accountability

    This Is Absolutely Insane. We Need Police Accountability

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked uo on the story and thankfully it has a happy ending, but yeah, f**k you, you hopefully fired m**********r: "After the crash, an emergency room doctor told Harper, who was 2 months pregnant at the time, that "not all pregnancies are viable" and that he could not detect a heartbeat, her lawyer, Andrew Norwood, told BuzzFeed News on Friday. The next day, however, a doctor detected a heartbeat, and Harper, who had spent years trying to get pregnant, is now the mother of a 4-month-old baby girl."

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    #114

    Make It Make Sense

    Make It Make Sense

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    Furious George
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I sold my house and paid off the mortgage my credit score TANKED. Just something to be aware of.

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    #115

    A Few More Years, And It Still Is True

    A Few More Years, And It Still Is True

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *see Lost for a remarkably similar outcome*

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