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James Breakwell (previously here and here) is a father of four little kids, all of them girls, so it probably goes without saying that his life is pretty chaotic. Yet somehow, James finds the time to create relatable comics about the everyday life of a modern family. Granted, he cuts some corners when it comes to forming, but it's the content that counts.

Titled Unbelievably Bad Webcomic, this funny comics series isn't the only thing James has been working on. He has also published two books, with several more planned for release in the coming years. Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse offered useful advice for how to raise kids as happy, healthy people in a world overrun by the undead. Bare Minimum Parenting: The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child taught regular moms and dads to become overachieving parents by doing less.

He also reaches thousands of daily readers through his other cartoon drawings, Unfridgeworthy, and Wombat Dojo.

More info: jamesbreakwell.com | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter

"I’m a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls, ages nine and under," James told Bored Panda. "As far as artistic background, I have none whatsoever. The look of my comics is inspired by the stick figures on the doors to public restrooms. I can’t draw at all, but I try to be consistently bad in the same ways every day. That way it looks like a deliberate stylistic choice rather than just me being awful."

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    Some questions should not be asked, if you can't handle the true answer.

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    "The comics follow the adventures of a dad, mom, four daughters, and two pet pigs as they navigate the challenges of everyday life. They’re like my tweets, but in panel form."

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    "My kids are the starting point for almost all of my jokes," he said. "Even if they don’t literally ride wolves or launch each other from catapults. At least I hope they don’t. I haven’t checked on them in a while. Everybody’s kids are weird, and my comics celebrate that. Anyone who says they have normal children is lying."

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    He's going to hide the baby in her suitcase.

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    James started creating comics because he wanted to tell jokes he couldn’t on Twitter. "Comics let me be a little more out there," he explained. "I can draw my kids with flamethrowers without anyone reporting me to CPS."

    "Plus, in the comics my kids never get older. With my Twitter jokes, I have to keep updating their ages, and eventually they’ll be adults. But in my comics, they’ll be young forever. That way I can keep telling kid jokes. My children are going to put me in a terrible nursing home."

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    James' next book, How to Save Your Child From Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen On An Average Tuesday comes out November 5th but is already available to pre-order. It features all-new comics, plus graphs, tables, and a bunch of words.

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, that is so me. Maths is the worst.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "your inactivity is appreciated" - perfect, I'm gonna quote that sentence sometimes :)

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that rate, he'd better win the lottery.

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will definitely find out. Just you wait. No kid should make it through his childhood without seeing Star Wars.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hate the reply to that simple question...."What is there?" Do I really have to list everything in the fridge, freezer and cupboards, as well as everything I could make from them?

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much Miracle Grow. It says right there on the label: Do not use on plastic plants.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But visiting with all the relatives doesn't bother him? Lol

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate to this! All it takes is a brief temporary absence from me to reduce the communal areas of the house to war zones!

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo true, always concerning when the kids are quiet.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up, too much responsibility. Sometimes I would rather fight pirates than live in reality lol.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her that the family with 4 kids moved.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. What kind of refrigerator do they have that it can hold 6 gallons of milk?

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta admit her reasoning makes sense.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my rubber jar opener. Have arthritis. Don't have husband.

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    i cant help but look at whats in the jar and not know what it is

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, comedians make people laugh. That saves sanity.

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Keep the cats! Edit: pigs.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you scare the Hell out of Satan? 🤔

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oink!" Oh, well, I guess the other pig wins.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better watch the piggies or the wolf will huff and puff to eat the little pork chops.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a toilet catch fire? I mean, it's full of water...

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    (My kids speaking earnestly) "But Mum, you do it quicker if we don't help!"

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom will have a cow. Besides, they won't get along with the pigs.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better order that pizza.

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    And tomorrow night, GOT. He will never get any sleep.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all seem to know the wrong people. I can argue with any of my friends, be them male, female or something else. I was always able to argue with my partners as well.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her candy so she won't tell Mom. But not from Mom's secret stash!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any such place on Earth, with 4 kids? They will always find you.

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    Their reputation is getting around.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I meant f**k no lol. (I hate watching sports).

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be the older one's air first?

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom always wins. He should know that by now.

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit I do prefer paper books but the benefits of a kindle is that I can have hundreds of books and not need a whole book shelf.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His work is not pointless. He entertains people and makes them laugh.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same one she'll wear to the office Ugly Christmas Sweater party.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have to get twice as much done tomorrow. That's how procrastination works.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lock your windows and doors...

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, what about when they need the bathroom, or have they thought of that too lol.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏👏👏 You go, ma’am.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the comics with only one pig are earlier ones. If it's the other way around, I'm pointing the finger at the neighbor.

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet . . . [ fingers crossed. ]

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's do the math: 4 kids, and 4 corners. But the 4 are already full. So, who is in the 4th corner, Mom or Dad? (I'm betting on Dad).

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He he he! He loves his piggos.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need that suit for those idiots that come to work to spread their germs !

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the ticket. Distract them.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad to Grandma: what did I ever do to you? Grandma: you married my daughter.

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    I think he was quoting Marie Antoinette.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the Methodists will push them off on the Baptists.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor pig will poop a rainbow.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were married and in love, not teenage brother and sister!? O.o

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