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A person’s garden, lawn, and yard are their pride and joy. No matter how horrendously bizarre, ugly, eccentric, and eldritch it might look! There’s a certain beauty in ugliness and we shouldn’t be shy about sharing it with the world. And if our neighbors get mad, well that’s when you show them this captivating Instagram account that features weird and ugly gardens in all their decadent glory. Beautiful is boring, but ugly can be beautiful.

Created by English and history teacher James Hull and landscape architect Bede Brennan, the Instagram project has already amassed a whopping 124k followers and continues to grow. Much like the weeds digging their roots ever-deeper in some of these lawns.

Have a look at the very best (or is that worst?) gardens below, upvote the ones that are so bad they’re starting to seem quite nice, and let us know which of these dystopian nightmares you loved looking at the most. Just take care not to get lost in the weeds, otherwise, we’ll have to send out a Panda search party. We just hope the garden gnomes won’t notice us… golly that’s a lot of gnomes!

I had a lovely chat with Bede and James about their fantastic project. The warm duo answered my questions, from the origins of the Instagram account itself to what sustains their passion for the project and how a garden doesn't have to be classically beautiful to stand out. You'll find their cheerful interview with Bored Panda below, so be sure to have a read, dear Pandas!

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#1

His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite

His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite

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Truth Monster
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His BARK is worse than his bite

Andrew Gibb
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

good to see it is chain(saw)ed up!

Kookamunga
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better then bad, it's good!

Id row
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm singing the Log song in my head from Ren & Stimpy.

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    #2

    The Secret Garden, Finally Revealed

    The Secret Garden, Finally Revealed

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the zip code for this place?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zip design really annoys me because they NEVER do it right. Look at it! That's not how zips work, that is a broken zip!

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closer, you can see that the design is, infact, of a broken zipper. Look at the right side

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be hell to mow around

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't be hard, the worst part would be all the grass flying into the water as you mow

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    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? It adds nothing to the garden and looks tacky and odd.

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why is it zipped together again at the bottom? That's not how zippers work. This would drive me crazy.

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    #3

    Healthy Roots, Less Split Ends

    Healthy Roots, Less Split Ends

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow this is really pretty! can't imagine the time on it though...

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always amazed by some friends of mine and the quickness with which they braid. Even I myself am getting pretty quick nowadays, but only with a normal braid, I just can't figure out how to do decent french braids. On this one, I'd assume some parents challenged their kids to do this - braiding fun was had, kids were busy, garden looks nice; win-win-win :)

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens from the planet Phlooghd: "Crop circles are yesterday's news, let's do something different this time"

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually an excellent way to tie back the plant.

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine how bloody and painful the fingers are after braiding that.

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    "It all started as an in-joke between friends about gardens we’d see that weren’t necessarily bad, they just had a funny vibe or a weird aesthetic," Bede and Jame told Bored Panda that everything began with some comments about how a particular garden might be ugly.

    According to the duo, it's not just traditionally beautiful gardens that can be works of art. Bizarre and ugly yards can have artistic merit, too. "We love the way people put themselves out there with their gardens. Gardens are a really personal thing and are always on display out the front of your home. They require huge amounts of effort and upkeep too," they said. And anyone who's ever put in the hours to tend to their garden, no matter how small, is likely to agree that it's back-breaking labor!

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    One of the main things that keep James and Bede passionate about running the Instagram garden project is how it brings them together with fans from unusual places. "We love being able to interact with people around the globe through the medium of humor. Getting submissions from places we’ve never even heard of is always super interesting."

    #4

    2021 Emerging

    2021 Emerging

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    Quiksilver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's all fun and games until the toilet bowl lid falls down and hits your c**k lol

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Reuse, then recycle! <3

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You work with what you have.

    Darla Hitchcock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I love it! Not sure I'd have it in my yard...but I might!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a yard in the normal sense. It's a chicken coop.

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    #5

    Dali Of The Suburbs

    Dali Of The Suburbs

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like to imagine the hoa fining them for plastic furniture and them coming back with "nothing about plastic sculptures"

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a spider on the side of the house too!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider chairs? Yeah, no.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the black chairs are making baby chairs. I wonder how many are in a typical litter?

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    H G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to see the thirsty spider chair

    Spicy Mickey Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider chair, spider chair, does whatever a spider can!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chairs are to distract you from the creepy crawley!

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    #6

    *listens To Psy-Trance Once*

    *listens To Psy-Trance Once*

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The amount of time, effort, patience, and commitment this took—-and so very much worth the wait!

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that took more than a few years! And probably daily maintenance too

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrap it in lights and freak people out.

    Janus Preez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs friends when you have trees like this

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do, do not do mushrooms at Kyle's house, and, definitely, do not go for a walk around his yard at midnight.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very cool. I bet they could sell that for big bucks if they wanted.

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    I was curious to get the founders' take on whether one of the main draws of 'ugly' photos is that they stand out very clearly among the stream of 'perfect' and curated pics that we usually find in our social media feeds. "Certainly, there is something about the ugly aesthetic which stands out on Instagram, a garden doesn’t have to be classically beautiful to stand out, make you happy, or be a landmark in the real world either," they shared their opinion.

    Both Bede and James admitted that they aren't sure where exactly the line between well and poorly-designed gardens and good and bad yards lies. "That’s what is fun," they pointed out that not knowing is part of the appeal.

    Finally, I was dying to find out why so many people seem utterly obsessed with garden gnomes. It feels like there's never just one or two of them guarding someone's lawn, but droves and droves of the figurines. "Neither of us has ever owned a garden gnome, but we imagine there must be something exhilarating about it, perhaps almost drug-like because once someone has one they seem to get a habit. If we have one bit of advice, it's to be careful of garden gnomes."

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    #7

    Dentist And Gardener

    Dentist And Gardener

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop beating around the bush and fix my teeth.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me that sees four peoples bottoms?..are they mooning us?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, me too. Thought for a moment the title spelled "proctocologist" wrong

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this photo was taken in the afternoon at 2.30pm (tooth hurty)

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof, that one was low. I like it. :D

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    Aisling Raye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks better suited for a gastroenterology practice to me.

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    #8

    Serpentine

    Serpentine

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, a bridgestoneconda. This is quite realistic and the product of a skilled master, regardless of the function, or materials.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best car-tire planter EVER!

    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀʏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴜɴᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ɢᴀᴛᴇᴄʀᴀsʜᴇʀs ᴀᴡᴀʏ.

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to make this in the fall, when I can work outside without risking heatstroke.

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    #9

    My Neighbour To-Piary

    My Neighbour To-Piary

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    The entire project is meant as a celebration, not a condemnation of “horticulturally challenged yards and gardens” from all over the globe. And while this ugliness certainly is appealing (if you gaze long enough into the abyss, it’ll start gazing into you as well), it’s also bound to make at least some of you Pandas want to get your lawnmower and pressure washer.

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    Some of the garden design choices are truly baffling. There’s an overwhelming number of decorations that shouldn’t ever have left the shop (or factory if we’re truly honest) to begin with.

    Meanwhile, the landscaping in some yards looks like something you’d get when you cross M.C. Escher’s work with Salvador Dalí’s paintings. Non-Euclidian geometry and bizarre forms seem to be the name of the game. And this loving madness seems contagious.

    #10

    Mood

    Mood

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    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my city! They decorate it for every holiday. For Halloween, it’s a mummy. Too cute.

    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a bush wears a mask and you dont

    Nina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean this bush is so beautifully shaved that we really do need to protect it from Covid!

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    #11

    Modern Aquarius: Buoyant Personality, Colourful, A Source Of Water In Times Of Drought

    Modern Aquarius: Buoyant Personality, Colourful, A Source Of Water In Times Of Drought

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    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Sense of humour.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really impressive.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be great for a back yard bbq party. Put some dry ice in the water to make it nice and chilly and put all the beverages in there and use it as a giant cooler.

    Jane Pool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fun. So colorful. Good job!

    Amy Blasdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the fountain from my sons favorite show bluey

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    #12

    Hedge Architecture - A Very English Pursuit

    Hedge Architecture - A Very English Pursuit

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can see the hedge house, it's aboot to rain. If you cannae see the hedge house, it's already raining!

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wales, Scotland or Ireland? Or perhaps Yorkshire.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be allowed in the Netherlands. I'm sure a civil servant would orgasm on the letter he could write to the owners telling them to destroy the structure because it's illegal and not up to building regulations.

    SydneyP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's beautiful and I would love to see all around it. I bet there's some beautiful scenery about.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it rains all the time, might as well

    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really doesn't! I don't know why people think this about the UK; we do get a lot of showers but it goes weeks without any rain at all quite frequently.

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    Milly Sativa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope they hollowed out the inside

    Ara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a brilliant idea, and well done too.

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    The founders of the project, James and Bede, spoke to Land8 about their Instagram page. They noted that the account is as much about endearingly weird gardens as it is about truly horrible yards.

    “Neglected expanses of concrete, weed harboring swamps, or lifeless and loveless colored gravel,” they gave some examples. “These are not our main focus, though they are sometimes worth a laugh.”

    #13

    The Year Which Keeps On Giving

    The Year Which Keeps On Giving

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that’s my beer brand!!! Yeah makes you pee every 15 minutes

    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by his expression, he had to wait a while.

    #14

    My Antivirus Software When I Stream Shows From Dodgy Websites

    My Antivirus Software When I Stream Shows From Dodgy Websites

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    d bradley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna know if when he gets home he opens and walks thru the gate

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG 😆 I would do that just to give the neighbors something to talk about. 😂

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just discovered the virus Explorer.exe in your Windows folder and I have removed it."

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you close the gate please.

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that the grass is still lush and green I expect the sidewalk is the only way to the front door.

    ! ?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do wheelchairs can't cross

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    #15

    Welcome Home!

    Welcome Home!

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it started as a privet joke.

    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best trick or treat prank! It’s terrifying!

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hai, I'm just topping up your nightmare fuel.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one scary caterpillar.

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're trying to be friendly but ens up looking creepy

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    Some of the things that these strangely-designed (and sometimes poorly-kept) gardens might have include “grand statues, mid-century breeze blocks, and unprofessionally restored historic items.” According to the founders, nobody on Planet Earth is exempt from having weird and bad gardens. However, some hotspots include Melbourne which is a “Mecca for this aesthetics,” as well as the United States. Especially the central states.

    “I think we felt that suburban Melbourne and its gardeners had a very unique approach. We’re not doctorates or anything. We’ve studied a little bit of history, a little bit of philosophy, this and that. There’s a sense of homage to a lot of ancient Greek and Roman cultures, and in front yards it is often quite dramatic. There’s just these interesting narratives that spring up from the gardens,” James told New York Magazine.

    #16

    It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Topiary Like This

    It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Topiary Like This

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of balls, and a huge ladder.

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't envy the guy who has to trim these.

    Rickster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw this I would just stop and stare at it for awhile.

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    #17

    Topiary Final Boss

    Topiary Final Boss

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    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this Lovecraftian nightmare?

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to take a flame thrower to it.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone tried to reproduce the Overlook maze with enthusiasm but inadequate skill

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    #18

    When You Just Can’t Seem To Get Into The Swing Of Things

    When You Just Can’t Seem To Get Into The Swing Of Things

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All in all, just another brick in the wall....

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, another prick hits the wall. Like, here.

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    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re wasn’t a playground right behind the brick wall I would of assumed it was some modern art installation portraying childhood these days.

    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double brick too , they’re must really dislike children

    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple, swing only forth. You're welcome ;)

    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could get some momentum bouncing off the wall? Or maybe you could just get a bleeding head! Either way it stills sounds fun! 🤦‍♂️

    Spicy Mickey Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the swings for the naughty kids

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    He reiterated that the goal of the account isn’t to make fun of anyone but to celebrate how much these gardens “enrich and liven up our suburbs.” The goal? To help fight boredom. Imagine how boring life would be if you didn’t have some contrast and clashing aesthetics once in a while. Peaceful suburban life? Yuck! Give us weirdness and ugliness. And don’t forget the garden gnomes!

    #19

    Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas!

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, good idea!

    Ara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are ~ T Roosevelt

    Lojaz Lauren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas on a hot summers day Australia

    Darla Hitchcock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool Boles Aero or Silverstreak parked behind it!

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    #20

    Shrine To The Panic Buy

    Shrine To The Panic Buy

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    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets all chant "Add to Cart" !!

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder what this platform's original purpose was...

    pelemele
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper rolls are missing in the cart xD

    Pennywise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its so powerful....i cant even look at it without wincing

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacrificial alter for carts with wobbly wheels. They deserve it.

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here they throw them in the river, so this is like a monument for tgose sad shopping carts

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we had one of these on my estate , The Castle we called it

    Clément D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me want to play Minecraft somehow

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    #21

    Bring Greenery Back Into Our Urban Parks

    Bring Greenery Back Into Our Urban Parks

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least someone found a good use for a Renault 5, ( I had one, it was awful)

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I don't know, I had a Renault TXE which was bizarre as it had larger wheels at the back than at the front, plus I think the previous owner had put a 2.5 litre engine into a space that originally held a 1.6 - also upgraded the brakes, suspension, exhaust etc and re - chipped it, with the result that the damn thing could out accelerate pretty much anything but had crappy top end speed ; loved that car until it spectacularly burst into flames outside Bristol whilst I was blatting along the M5 at 2 in the morning 3 days before Christmas ...... I was doing a bit more than the proscribed speed limit !!

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    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be outside a Planet K store - in our area, the cars have cactus.

    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a story here… and I need to hear it.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet it has to do with someone who's apartment complex gave them a parking space they didn't need, but not a gardening space they wanted.

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    #22

    Let There Be Light

    Let There Be Light

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinds of seeds were they

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    strictly speaking, they weren't seeds.... they were bulbs

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, wild lampgrass.

    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically the first days of a Minecraft beginner

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a street next to mine, or so, there are real flower shaped LED lamps like that. But, of course, they look prettier.

    Toasty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks this person doesn't give a f**k.

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only way to stop those MOBS from spawning. (Obscure reference)

    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a bit of a waste of space and a waste of money to be honest!

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me this was intended to deter pooping dogs

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    #23

    How Not To Slide Into Dms

    How Not To Slide Into Dms

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    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the southwest U.S. and this appears to be a Saguaro cactus. They have a lifespan of 150-175 years. They are extremely protected and even if you have one in your yard if you cut it down it's class 4 felony. I hope it survived and the block wall got fixed. Great puns fellow Pandas!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don’t realize just how heavy a saguaro cactus can be. A big one can easily break a wall if it fell on it—-as we see here.

    Mars Lander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than people have been killed by them than you think

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    Londo Cotto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi. My name is Samantha and it's my first time on Tind . . . . .GEEZUS CHRIST GUYS, AT LEAST LET ME FINISH A SENTENCE !!

    Guacamole Boy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have a cactus like that.

    Loggers Ink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we would say that fence is cactus

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    #24

    To Pass Our Driveway You Must Answer Me These Questions Three...

    To Pass Our Driveway You Must Answer Me These Questions Three...

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just know when this was dreamed up the person thought they had a brilliant idea that had never been done before

    Matt Hollis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.... sorry for being pedantic (smiley face emoji)

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naaaah! You're just trolling me!

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    #25

    If You Like Piña Coladas, And Getting Caught In The Rain

    If You Like Piña Coladas, And Getting Caught In The Rain

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a pineapple sprouting out the ground! xD

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that’s probsbly why the title references piña coladas, which involve pineapples.

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    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative lyrics: 'If you like major subsidence, and getting cracks in your walls...'

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didsomeone relocate Sponge Bob's house?

    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be NZ. We have a bunch of these say ugly palm tree things everywhere, they’re called Cabbage Trees.

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband said that you're right. ✌🏾❤️🤘🏾

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    pebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they pruned it because it was sick.

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sponge Bob? When did you move to land?

    Atir Reyam
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a huge tall palm tree like this in our front yard in Los Angeles. It was so heavy it crushed the sewer pipes that ran beneath it, and cost a small fortune to repair the damage. 🌴

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    #26

    Femme Fatale: The Postman’s Affliction

    Femme Fatale: The Postman’s Affliction

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cause of the wildfires is found at last

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could get MY nails done!

    Anthony Cerreta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone smoking a cigarette

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    #27

    Do Not Make Eye Contact

    Do Not Make Eye Contact

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Chicago Kitty THIS is what happens when you don't accept you're not good at it, lol

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colorful flowers somehow turn the creep up to 11.

    square coats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left looks sad :<

    Pennywise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....or you will turn to stone !!

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet kids pass this house in fear on Halloween.

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen kids shows with faces like that

    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh too late DASHI RUN RUN RUN

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    #28

    Why?

    Why?

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    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    second thought after reading @Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 's thoughts - Kim Jong-un

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this was supposed to be a whimsical Alice in Wonderland type of garden, but all they got finished was the scary caterpillar.

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to keep the kids out.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a balance slope. Helps kids learn to balance and climb.

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I am the yeast of thought and mind”

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    #29

    "For He Died To Save Our Topiaries"

    "For He Died To Save Our Topiaries"

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus the Gardener making his mark....

    Matheus Oliveira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that’s why Mary of Magdalen mistook Him for the gardener on the Resurrection day (John 20:15)!

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    Izzy_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty impressive, not that I would have that in my garden. But that took skill

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that pronounced Jesus or Jesús?

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary was among the first to think he was a gardener. John 20:15

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am puzzling how long these topiaries took to create (grow and clip)?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when somebody chops down the whole amazon with their fist

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    #30

    Perhaps It's Time To Switch Chlorine Brands

    Perhaps It's Time To Switch Chlorine Brands

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    billy_the_bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sippin' on straight chlorine. and the vibes all over me. this beat is a chemical. this beat is a chemical

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pools are great but you know what they say. Hole in the ground you pour money into. Apologies to pool owners.

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    #31

    Global Hegemony

    Global Hegemony

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the office of a hedge-fund manager

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is bugs. So. Many. Bugs. And I don’t mean that in a good way.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unique pub in the heart of historic district. This building has bushels of character that will turn the competition green with envy. Light misting of sap is must have in the summer and small bugs will give your business the living vibrant pulsing feel its currently lacking. Not a must see, but a must have!"

    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda dig this, secret garden type thing

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    #32

    Past Past-Times

    Past Past-Times

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could write a whole novel based on this scene.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time there was a garden so spooky that I had a heart attack and died.

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a scene from Doctor Who.

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, are these bushes? Where is it? I'm on the phone to my travel agent as we speak, give me the destination!

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have feet, so I'm hoping they're not bushes

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    #33

    Morbid Hedge

    Morbid Hedge

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever topiary, but yuck . . .

    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... is...not...what...i...expected...when....i....cast....Morsmorde...Where's the real Voldy-Moldy?

    #34

    Pedestrians Beware, The Suburbs Are Surreal

    Pedestrians Beware, The Suburbs Are Surreal

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we're all going to die before 2055, to much stuff and no idea what to do - responsibly - with it!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs Ring security when you have this.

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    #35

    Local Attraction

    Local Attraction

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say there is no HOA without saying there is no HOA.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no trees....and the grass is so brown, like sand. This sphynx is fitting!

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right on, bruh! ✊🏾✌🏾❤️🤘🏾

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    #36

    When The Weed Brownies Have Kale In Them...

    When The Weed Brownies Have Kale In Them...

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    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts. Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warne- Mr Cholmondeley, let me complete my sentence before you transfer yourself into a pink shar- Detention Mr Cholmondeley."

    SomeCrazyDogLover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Krum in the second Triwizard task be like:

    Lydia Dean-Melchior
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy sharks doo do do do do doo. ( It had to be said, or sung.)

    tikki tikki mango
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the weed brownies have something stronger than kale in them

    #37

    Swan Lake

    Swan Lake

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black + white tire swan= Trash swans

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to see these fighting with the Bridgestoneaconda higher up.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are as bad as the snake was good . . .

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a swan out of tires they said.

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    #39

    From The Archives: The Postman’s Nightmare

    From The Archives: The Postman’s Nightmare

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing the job till the last breath

    Amy Bindokas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to need a bigger mail box!

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it very peculiar that you would choose to adorn your own front lawn with a monstrosity of this nature. At the very least I hope they live near the sea/beach.

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    #40

    Home Of Werner Herzog

    Home Of Werner Herzog

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alfred Hitchcock presents: The Penguins

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could this be a prank? There was a company in my previous city that could be hired to fill a person's yard with plastic flamingos on their birthday.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mowing the lawn must be irritating.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should get these people together with the owners of the Pink Flamingo House! Nothing to do with the movie, but in Pescadero, Ca., there's a house with about a thousand pink flamingoes that everyone has seen and admired.

    #41

    Our Bread And Butter

    Our Bread And Butter

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gross crowned with the repulsive

    Chicago Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad you found the perfect words I was searching for...

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't believe what I just saw, I s**t you not.

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that scene from "The Help" lol

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faded artificial flowers... tacky upon tacky.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, this is illegal where I live.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. The house next door has a "for rent" sign.

    Inkblot Butterfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go insane, go insane, plant some toilets, make em rain

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    #42

    The Mondrian Of Municipality

    The Mondrian Of Municipality

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make enough effort to show you made no effort!

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt a wave of sadness looking at this.

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    #43

    Gardening Was In Their Genes

    Gardening Was In Their Genes

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    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gonna look like the worst case of the runs in no time at all

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    summa these plants got cakes

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think that watering the plants would cause stains in all the most interesting places.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute bottom, nice bush

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone soiled their pants

    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got soo many thought running in my mind

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    #44

    When Baby-Boomers Try To Use Email

    When Baby-Boomers Try To Use Email

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a postman I'd shout "You've got mail" every goddamn time!

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was always like, "If you send me an email, you'd better call and tell me so I can see if I can get it outa there."

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    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    email was actually invented by a baby boomer

    #45

    Cactus Rises Again

    Cactus Rises Again

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    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cactus’ are illegal to cut down/remove.

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I had posted above cutting down a Saguaro cactus in AZ is a class 4 felony even in your own yard.

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cactus finally had enough of that stupid beanstalk getting all the credit. Move over, legume, here I come.

    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this In Clifton Hill , Melbourne Australia So unnecessary But hey if they like it it Cut that awning

    #46

    Limits To Growth

    Limits To Growth

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    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These grow 50-80 feet. Their going to need some more room.

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    #47

    Future Primitive

    Future Primitive

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit. Getty once tried to sue a photographer for the use of her own photos on her website. In return she sued Getty for $1 billion in damages for trying to cash in on 18755 of her photos. https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-getty-copyright-20160729-snap-story.html

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    #49

    The Car Oil Companies Are Trying To Hide

    The Car Oil Companies Are Trying To Hide

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    #50

    The Kids Are Flocking To This

    The Kids Are Flocking To This

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah! Falkors evil twin. (never ending story).

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in ukraine, playground decides when the daylight hours begin. never. there is no day. children must learn this.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that concrete giant sculpture/playpark which kids loved until it was eventually taken over by drug addicts and gang members and ended up vandalised exactly like this. They demolished it in the end.

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    #51

    2021’s Promises Are Already Delivering

    2021’s Promises Are Already Delivering

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    #52

    Pole Position

    Pole Position

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one more satellite for ears from this perspective

    Wombatred26
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part of that title is that there is an indoor go-cart racetrack, in OKC with that name... it is actually called "Pole Position"... I get that it's a race term but for those that aren't interested in racing... it sends your mind in a WHOLE other direction, as this post title shows, LOL

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a thread for "Misguided Topiary".

    #53

    You Have Been Visited By Flamingo Heart Flock, This Lifts Your Mood

    You Have Been Visited By Flamingo Heart Flock, This Lifts Your Mood

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    #54

    Alien Landscape

    Alien Landscape

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we know they are easy to kill now, just have a catapult near the front door with a few 1-inch ball bearings - should do it!

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    #55

    There's An App For That

    There's An App For That

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    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY! a constructive use for an iphone.

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    #56

    This One

    This One

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    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god I hope this doesn’t add too much to the body Corp fees Just sayin

    #57

    Neighbourhood Watch Brunswick

    Neighbourhood Watch Brunswick

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    #58

    Have ‘Indoor Plants’ Gone Too Far?

    Have ‘Indoor Plants’ Gone Too Far?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seat you offer to unwanted visitors.

    Waterbaby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being drunk and being like ooh a couch I could do with a wee seat 😬

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's up with the background

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Background is real cactuses. Couch is made of fakes, so no/soft spikes?

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    #59

    Peak Late Stage Capitalism

    Peak Late Stage Capitalism

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is an actual McDonald's, I think it's quite nice.

    Fluffy monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the outdoor gym in front of it. Peddle faster and you might make it to McDonalds

    Kyle D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those bikes and the hand crank light up the 'M'

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My least favorite wall-garden ever!

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    #60

    Power Stance

    Power Stance

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    #61

    Do You Have A Five Year Plan?

    Do You Have A Five Year Plan?

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    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually these palms are low growing. It might grow a little more but not much.

    #62

    Une Soumission Française

    Une Soumission Française

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    #63

    Permanent Smile

    Permanent Smile

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Ugh, even if you have no nose, the mask still has to cover all of the mouth.

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    #64

    Spine Sublime- A Carving Most Creative

    Spine Sublime- A Carving Most Creative

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    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is vandalism on plants :(

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not getting enough water. Cactus need water more often than some might think.

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    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know you could do this

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn’t. It’s like carving a human. They’ll survive for a time and it might or might not look neat, but you destroy the structure and create a huge risk for infection.

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    #65

    Gentrified Beer-Gardens Of The Future

    Gentrified Beer-Gardens Of The Future

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another French car transformed into something useful.

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh.. Why not removing the wheel?

    #66

    Once You Have Made Eye Contact...

    Once You Have Made Eye Contact...

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    #67

    A Guy Named Bob Sent This To Us Via Email. Thank Bob, It’s Pretty Sick...

    A Guy Named Bob Sent This To Us Via Email. Thank Bob, It’s Pretty Sick...

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    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing in this photo wants to be involved Thanks Bob

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owl is looking the other way. It doesn't want to be in this photo.

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    #68

    Single Use Plastic: No Good. Using It Again To Make A Goose Planting Bed: Genius

    Single Use Plastic: No Good. Using It Again To Make A Goose Planting Bed: Genius

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    #69

    The Groundskeepers Secret Project

    The Groundskeepers Secret Project

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    #70

    Huge Blue Nose In Park, I Get That, But What Is The Red Thing?

    Huge Blue Nose In Park, I Get That, But What Is The Red Thing?

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    #71

    What Cyclists Want vs. What Cyclists Get...

    What Cyclists Want vs. What Cyclists Get...

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