30 Of The Most Bizarre Things Seen In People’s Gardens And Yards, As Shared On This Instagram Account For Ugly Gardens
InterviewA person’s garden, lawn, and yard are their pride and joy. No matter how horrendously bizarre, ugly, eccentric, and eldritch it might look! There’s a certain beauty in ugliness and we shouldn’t be shy about sharing it with the world. And if our neighbors get mad, well that’s when you show them this captivating Instagram account that features weird and ugly gardens in all their decadent glory. Beautiful is boring, but ugly can be beautiful.
Created by English and history teacher James Hull and landscape architect Bede Brennan, the Instagram project has already amassed a whopping 124k followers and continues to grow. Much like the weeds digging their roots ever-deeper in some of these lawns.
Have a look at the very best (or is that worst?) gardens below, upvote the ones that are so bad they’re starting to seem quite nice, and let us know which of these dystopian nightmares you loved looking at the most. Just take care not to get lost in the weeds, otherwise, we’ll have to send out a Panda search party. We just hope the garden gnomes won’t notice us… golly that’s a lot of gnomes!
I had a lovely chat with Bede and James about their fantastic project. The warm duo answered my questions, from the origins of the Instagram account itself to what sustains their passion for the project and how a garden doesn't have to be classically beautiful to stand out. You'll find their cheerful interview with Bored Panda below, so be sure to have a read, dear Pandas!
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His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite
It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better then bad, it's good!
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Zip design really annoys me because they NEVER do it right. Look at it! That's not how zips work, that is a broken zip!
If you look closer, you can see that the design is, infact, of a broken zipper. Look at the right side
Load More Replies...It wouldn't be hard, the worst part would be all the grass flying into the water as you mow
Load More Replies...So why is it zipped together again at the bottom? That's not how zippers work. This would drive me crazy.
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wow this is really pretty! can't imagine the time on it though...
I'm always amazed by some friends of mine and the quickness with which they braid. Even I myself am getting pretty quick nowadays, but only with a normal braid, I just can't figure out how to do decent french braids. On this one, I'd assume some parents challenged their kids to do this - braiding fun was had, kids were busy, garden looks nice; win-win-win :)
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"It all started as an in-joke between friends about gardens we’d see that weren’t necessarily bad, they just had a funny vibe or a weird aesthetic," Bede and Jame told Bored Panda that everything began with some comments about how a particular garden might be ugly.
According to the duo, it's not just traditionally beautiful gardens that can be works of art. Bizarre and ugly yards can have artistic merit, too. "We love the way people put themselves out there with their gardens. Gardens are a really personal thing and are always on display out the front of your home. They require huge amounts of effort and upkeep too," they said. And anyone who's ever put in the hours to tend to their garden, no matter how small, is likely to agree that it's back-breaking labor!
One of the main things that keep James and Bede passionate about running the Instagram garden project is how it brings them together with fans from unusual places. "We love being able to interact with people around the globe through the medium of humor. Getting submissions from places we’ve never even heard of is always super interesting."
2021 Emerging
it's all fun and games until the toilet bowl lid falls down and hits your c**k lol
Dali Of The Suburbs
i like to imagine the hoa fining them for plastic furniture and them coming back with "nothing about plastic sculptures"
I think the black chairs are making baby chairs. I wonder how many are in a typical litter?
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Wow. The amount of time, effort, patience, and commitment this took—-and so very much worth the wait!
Yes, that took more than a few years! And probably daily maintenance too
Load More Replies...Whatever you do, do not do mushrooms at Kyle's house, and, definitely, do not go for a walk around his yard at midnight.
I was curious to get the founders' take on whether one of the main draws of 'ugly' photos is that they stand out very clearly among the stream of 'perfect' and curated pics that we usually find in our social media feeds. "Certainly, there is something about the ugly aesthetic which stands out on Instagram, a garden doesn’t have to be classically beautiful to stand out, make you happy, or be a landmark in the real world either," they shared their opinion.
Both Bede and James admitted that they aren't sure where exactly the line between well and poorly-designed gardens and good and bad yards lies. "That’s what is fun," they pointed out that not knowing is part of the appeal.
Finally, I was dying to find out why so many people seem utterly obsessed with garden gnomes. It feels like there's never just one or two of them guarding someone's lawn, but droves and droves of the figurines. "Neither of us has ever owned a garden gnome, but we imagine there must be something exhilarating about it, perhaps almost drug-like because once someone has one they seem to get a habit. If we have one bit of advice, it's to be careful of garden gnomes."
Dentist And Gardener
Yeah, me too. Thought for a moment the title spelled "proctocologist" wrong
Load More Replies...Serpentine
Wow, a bridgestoneconda. This is quite realistic and the product of a skilled master, regardless of the function, or materials.
I am going to make this in the fall, when I can work outside without risking heatstroke.
My Neighbour To-Piary
The entire project is meant as a celebration, not a condemnation of “horticulturally challenged yards and gardens” from all over the globe. And while this ugliness certainly is appealing (if you gaze long enough into the abyss, it’ll start gazing into you as well), it’s also bound to make at least some of you Pandas want to get your lawnmower and pressure washer.
Some of the garden design choices are truly baffling. There’s an overwhelming number of decorations that shouldn’t ever have left the shop (or factory if we’re truly honest) to begin with.
Meanwhile, the landscaping in some yards looks like something you’d get when you cross M.C. Escher’s work with Salvador Dalí’s paintings. Non-Euclidian geometry and bizarre forms seem to be the name of the game. And this loving madness seems contagious.
Mood
I mean this bush is so beautifully shaved that we really do need to protect it from Covid!
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If you can see the hedge house, it's aboot to rain. If you cannae see the hedge house, it's already raining!
Wouldn't be allowed in the Netherlands. I'm sure a civil servant would orgasm on the letter he could write to the owners telling them to destroy the structure because it's illegal and not up to building regulations.
It really doesn't! I don't know why people think this about the UK; we do get a lot of showers but it goes weeks without any rain at all quite frequently.
Load More Replies...The founders of the project, James and Bede, spoke to Land8 about their Instagram page. They noted that the account is as much about endearingly weird gardens as it is about truly horrible yards.
“Neglected expanses of concrete, weed harboring swamps, or lifeless and loveless colored gravel,” they gave some examples. “These are not our main focus, though they are sometimes worth a laugh.”
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OMG 😆 I would do that just to give the neighbors something to talk about. 😂
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Load More Replies...Given that the grass is still lush and green I expect the sidewalk is the only way to the front door.
Welcome Home!
Some of the things that these strangely-designed (and sometimes poorly-kept) gardens might have include “grand statues, mid-century breeze blocks, and unprofessionally restored historic items.” According to the founders, nobody on Planet Earth is exempt from having weird and bad gardens. However, some hotspots include Melbourne which is a “Mecca for this aesthetics,” as well as the United States. Especially the central states.
“I think we felt that suburban Melbourne and its gardeners had a very unique approach. We’re not doctorates or anything. We’ve studied a little bit of history, a little bit of philosophy, this and that. There’s a sense of homage to a lot of ancient Greek and Roman cultures, and in front yards it is often quite dramatic. There’s just these interesting narratives that spring up from the gardens,” James told New York Magazine.
It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Topiary Like This
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It looks like someone tried to reproduce the Overlook maze with enthusiasm but inadequate skill
When You Just Can’t Seem To Get Into The Swing Of Things
If they’re wasn’t a playground right behind the brick wall I would of assumed it was some modern art installation portraying childhood these days.
Maybe you could get some momentum bouncing off the wall? Or maybe you could just get a bleeding head! Either way it stills sounds fun! 🤦♂️
He reiterated that the goal of the account isn’t to make fun of anyone but to celebrate how much these gardens “enrich and liven up our suburbs.” The goal? To help fight boredom. Imagine how boring life would be if you didn’t have some contrast and clashing aesthetics once in a while. Peaceful suburban life? Yuck! Give us weirdness and ugliness. And don’t forget the garden gnomes!
Merry Christmas!
Shrine To The Panic Buy
Here they throw them in the river, so this is like a monument for tgose sad shopping carts
Bring Greenery Back Into Our Urban Parks
At least someone found a good use for a Renault 5, ( I had one, it was awful)
Oh, I don't know, I had a Renault TXE which was bizarre as it had larger wheels at the back than at the front, plus I think the previous owner had put a 2.5 litre engine into a space that originally held a 1.6 - also upgraded the brakes, suspension, exhaust etc and re - chipped it, with the result that the damn thing could out accelerate pretty much anything but had crappy top end speed ; loved that car until it spectacularly burst into flames outside Bristol whilst I was blatting along the M5 at 2 in the morning 3 days before Christmas ...... I was doing a bit more than the proscribed speed limit !!
Load More Replies...This may be outside a Planet K store - in our area, the cars have cactus.
I'd bet it has to do with someone who's apartment complex gave them a parking space they didn't need, but not a gardening space they wanted.
Load More Replies...Let There Be Light
strictly speaking, they weren't seeds.... they were bulbs
Load More Replies...It's the only way to stop those MOBS from spawning. (Obscure reference)
Seems a bit of a waste of space and a waste of money to be honest!
Something tells me this was intended to deter pooping dogs
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I live in the southwest U.S. and this appears to be a Saguaro cactus. They have a lifespan of 150-175 years. They are extremely protected and even if you have one in your yard if you cut it down it's class 4 felony. I hope it survived and the block wall got fixed. Great puns fellow Pandas!
People don’t realize just how heavy a saguaro cactus can be. A big one can easily break a wall if it fell on it—-as we see here.
More than people have been killed by them than you think
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WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
you just know when this was dreamed up the person thought they had a brilliant idea that had never been done before
airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.... sorry for being pedantic (smiley face emoji)
If You Like Piña Coladas, And Getting Caught In The Rain
Yeah that’s probsbly why the title references piña coladas, which involve pineapples.
Load More Replies...Alternative lyrics: 'If you like major subsidence, and getting cracks in your walls...'
This might be NZ. We have a bunch of these say ugly palm tree things everywhere, they’re called Cabbage Trees.
We had a huge tall palm tree like this in our front yard in Los Angeles. It was so heavy it crushed the sewer pipes that ran beneath it, and cost a small fortune to repair the damage. 🌴
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Do Not Make Eye Contact
@Chicago Kitty THIS is what happens when you don't accept you're not good at it, lol
Why?
second thought after reading @Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 's thoughts - Kim Jong-un
I bet this was supposed to be a whimsical Alice in Wonderland type of garden, but all they got finished was the scary caterpillar.
"For He Died To Save Our Topiaries"
Oh, so that’s why Mary of Magdalen mistook Him for the gardener on the Resurrection day (John 20:15)!
Load More Replies...I am puzzling how long these topiaries took to create (grow and clip)?
Perhaps It's Time To Switch Chlorine Brands
sippin' on straight chlorine. and the vibes all over me. this beat is a chemical. this beat is a chemical
Pools are great but you know what they say. Hole in the ground you pour money into. Apologies to pool owners.
Global Hegemony
All I can think of is bugs. So. Many. Bugs. And I don’t mean that in a good way.
"Unique pub in the heart of historic district. This building has bushels of character that will turn the competition green with envy. Light misting of sap is must have in the summer and small bugs will give your business the living vibrant pulsing feel its currently lacking. Not a must see, but a must have!"
Past Past-Times
Once upon a time there was a garden so spooky that I had a heart attack and died.
Load More Replies...Wait, are these bushes? Where is it? I'm on the phone to my travel agent as we speak, give me the destination!
Morbid Hedge
This... is...not...what...i...expected...when....i....cast....Morsmorde...Where's the real Voldy-Moldy?
Pedestrians Beware, The Suburbs Are Surreal
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we're all going to die before 2055, to much stuff and no idea what to do - responsibly - with it!
Local Attraction
There are no trees....and the grass is so brown, like sand. This sphynx is fitting!
When The Weed Brownies Have Kale In Them...
"Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts. Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warne- Mr Cholmondeley, let me complete my sentence before you transfer yourself into a pink shar- Detention Mr Cholmondeley."
Mommy sharks doo do do do do doo. ( It had to be said, or sung.)
When the weed brownies have something stronger than kale in them
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Down But Not Out
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I'm so glad you found the perfect words I was searching for...
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My dad was always like, "If you send me an email, you'd better call and tell me so I can see if I can get it outa there."
Load More Replies...Cactus Rises Again
Yes I had posted above cutting down a Saguaro cactus in AZ is a class 4 felony even in your own yard.
Load More Replies...This cactus finally had enough of that stupid beanstalk getting all the credit. Move over, legume, here I come.
I have seen this In Clifton Hill , Melbourne Australia So unnecessary But hey if they like it it Cut that awning
Limits To Growth
Future Primitive
Seems legit. Getty once tried to sue a photographer for the use of her own photos on her website. In return she sued Getty for $1 billion in damages for trying to cash in on 18755 of her photos. https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-getty-copyright-20160729-snap-story.html
Survival Of The Fishest
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The Kids Are Flocking To This
in ukraine, playground decides when the daylight hours begin. never. there is no day. children must learn this.
Reminds me of that concrete giant sculpture/playpark which kids loved until it was eventually taken over by drug addicts and gang members and ended up vandalised exactly like this. They demolished it in the end.
2021’s Promises Are Already Delivering
Pole Position
The worst part of that title is that there is an indoor go-cart racetrack, in OKC with that name... it is actually called "Pole Position"... I get that it's a race term but for those that aren't interested in racing... it sends your mind in a WHOLE other direction, as this post title shows, LOL
You Have Been Visited By Flamingo Heart Flock, This Lifts Your Mood
Alien Landscape
At least we know they are easy to kill now, just have a catapult near the front door with a few 1-inch ball bearings - should do it!
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This One
My god I hope this doesn’t add too much to the body Corp fees Just sayin
Neighbourhood Watch Brunswick
Have ‘Indoor Plants’ Gone Too Far?
Imagine being drunk and being like ooh a couch I could do with a wee seat 😬
Background is real cactuses. Couch is made of fakes, so no/soft spikes?
Load More Replies...Peak Late Stage Capitalism
I love the outdoor gym in front of it. Peddle faster and you might make it to McDonalds
Power Stance
Do You Have A Five Year Plan?
Actually these palms are low growing. It might grow a little more but not much.
Une Soumission Française
Permanent Smile
Spine Sublime- A Carving Most Creative
And not getting enough water. Cactus need water more often than some might think.
Load More Replies...You shouldn’t. It’s like carving a human. They’ll survive for a time and it might or might not look neat, but you destroy the structure and create a huge risk for infection.
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Once You Have Made Eye Contact...
A Guy Named Bob Sent This To Us Via Email. Thank Bob, It’s Pretty Sick...
The owl is looking the other way. It doesn't want to be in this photo.
Single Use Plastic: No Good. Using It Again To Make A Goose Planting Bed: Genius
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Huge Blue Nose In Park, I Get That, But What Is The Red Thing?
Granted I have never been accused of being tasteful but I only saw two or three that I would actually consider ugly.
Granted I have never been accused of being tasteful but I only saw two or three that I would actually consider ugly.
