30 Of The Most Bizarre Things Seen In People’s Gardens And Yards, As Shared On This Instagram Account For Ugly Gardens
InterviewA person’s garden, lawn, and yard are their pride and joy. No matter how horrendously bizarre, ugly, eccentric, and eldritch it might look! There’s a certain beauty in ugliness and we shouldn’t be shy about sharing it with the world. And if our neighbors get mad, well that’s when you show them this captivating Instagram account that features weird and ugly gardens in all their decadent glory. Beautiful is boring, but ugly can be beautiful.
Created by English and history teacher James Hull and landscape architect Bede Brennan, the Instagram project has already amassed a whopping 124k followers and continues to grow. Much like the weeds digging their roots ever-deeper in some of these lawns.
Have a look at the very best (or is that worst?) gardens below, upvote the ones that are so bad they’re starting to seem quite nice, and let us know which of these dystopian nightmares you loved looking at the most. Just take care not to get lost in the weeds, otherwise, we’ll have to send out a Panda search party. We just hope the garden gnomes won’t notice us… golly that’s a lot of gnomes!
I had a lovely chat with Bede and James about their fantastic project. The warm duo answered my questions, from the origins of the Instagram account itself to what sustains their passion for the project and how a garden doesn't have to be classically beautiful to stand out. You'll find their cheerful interview with Bored Panda below, so be sure to have a read, dear Pandas!
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His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite
The Secret Garden, Finally Revealed
Healthy Roots, Less Split Ends
wow this is really pretty! can't imagine the time on it though...
2021 Emerging
Dali Of The Suburbs
*listens To Psy-Trance Once*
Dentist And Gardener
Serpentine
Wow, a bridgestoneconda. This is quite realistic and the product of a skilled master, regardless of the function, or materials.
My Neighbour To-Piary
Mood
Modern Aquarius: Buoyant Personality, Colourful, A Source Of Water In Times Of Drought
Hedge Architecture - A Very English Pursuit
The Year Which Keeps On Giving
My Antivirus Software When I Stream Shows From Dodgy Websites
Welcome Home!
It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Topiary Like This
Topiary Final Boss
When You Just Can’t Seem To Get Into The Swing Of Things
Merry Christmas!
Shrine To The Panic Buy
Bring Greenery Back Into Our Urban Parks
Let There Be Light
How Not To Slide Into Dms
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If You Like Piña Coladas, And Getting Caught In The Rain
Femme Fatale: The Postman’s Affliction
Do Not Make Eye Contact
Why?
"For He Died To Save Our Topiaries"
Perhaps It's Time To Switch Chlorine Brands
Global Hegemony
Past Past-Times
Morbid Hedge
Pedestrians Beware, The Suburbs Are Surreal
Local Attraction
When The Weed Brownies Have Kale In Them...
"Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts. Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warne- Mr Cholmondeley, let me complete my sentence before you transfer yourself into a pink shar- Detention Mr Cholmondeley."
Swan Lake
Down But Not Out
From The Archives: The Postman’s Nightmare
Home Of Werner Herzog
Our Bread And Butter
The Mondrian Of Municipality
Gardening Was In Their Genes
When Baby-Boomers Try To Use Email
Cactus Rises Again
Limits To Growth
Future Primitive
Seems legit. Getty once tried to sue a photographer for the use of her own photos on her website. In return she sued Getty for $1 billion in damages for trying to cash in on 18755 of her photos. https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-getty-copyright-20160729-snap-story.html
Survival Of The Fishest
The Car Oil Companies Are Trying To Hide
The Kids Are Flocking To This
2021’s Promises Are Already Delivering
Pole Position
You Have Been Visited By Flamingo Heart Flock, This Lifts Your Mood
Alien Landscape
At least we know they are easy to kill now, just have a catapult near the front door with a few 1-inch ball bearings - should do it!
There's An App For That
This One
Neighbourhood Watch Brunswick
Have ‘Indoor Plants’ Gone Too Far?
Peak Late Stage Capitalism
Power Stance
Do You Have A Five Year Plan?
Actually these palms are low growing. It might grow a little more but not much.
Une Soumission Française
Permanent Smile
Spine Sublime- A Carving Most Creative
Gentrified Beer-Gardens Of The Future
Once You Have Made Eye Contact...
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Single Use Plastic: No Good. Using It Again To Make A Goose Planting Bed: Genius
The Groundskeepers Secret Project
Huge Blue Nose In Park, I Get That, But What Is The Red Thing?
Granted I have never been accused of being tasteful but I only saw two or three that I would actually consider ugly.
Granted I have never been accused of being tasteful but I only saw two or three that I would actually consider ugly.
