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A person’s garden, lawn, and yard are their pride and joy. No matter how horrendously bizarre, ugly, eccentric, and eldritch it might look! There’s a certain beauty in ugliness and we shouldn’t be shy about sharing it with the world. And if our neighbors get mad, well that’s when you show them this captivating Instagram account that features weird and ugly gardens in all their decadent glory. Beautiful is boring, but ugly can be beautiful.

Created by English and history teacher James Hull and landscape architect Bede Brennan, the Instagram project has already amassed a whopping 124k followers and continues to grow. Much like the weeds digging their roots ever-deeper in some of these lawns.

Have a look at the very best (or is that worst?) gardens below, upvote the ones that are so bad they’re starting to seem quite nice, and let us know which of these dystopian nightmares you loved looking at the most. Just take care not to get lost in the weeds, otherwise, we’ll have to send out a Panda search party. We just hope the garden gnomes won’t notice us… golly that’s a lot of gnomes!

I had a lovely chat with Bede and James about their fantastic project. The warm duo answered my questions, from the origins of the Instagram account itself to what sustains their passion for the project and how a garden doesn't have to be classically beautiful to stand out. You'll find their cheerful interview with Bored Panda below, so be sure to have a read, dear Pandas!

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#1

His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite

His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite

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Amy Bindokas
Community Member
5 years ago

I wooden mess with it!

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    #2

    The Secret Garden, Finally Revealed

    The Secret Garden, Finally Revealed

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Love the design

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    #3

    Healthy Roots, Less Split Ends

    Healthy Roots, Less Split Ends

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wow this is really pretty! can't imagine the time on it though...

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    #4

    2021 Emerging

    2021 Emerging

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love this!

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    #5

    Dali Of The Suburbs

    Dali Of The Suburbs

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The vanishing chairs are kinda funny.

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    #6

    *listens To Psy-Trance Once*

    *listens To Psy-Trance Once*

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    Michelle Scott
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    5 years ago

    Aww c'mon. That's just cool.

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    #7

    Dentist And Gardener

    Dentist And Gardener

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Stop beating around the bush and fix my teeth.

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    #8

    Serpentine

    Serpentine

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow, a bridgestoneconda. This is quite realistic and the product of a skilled master, regardless of the function, or materials.

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    #9

    My Neighbour To-Piary

    My Neighbour To-Piary

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    Natalia Maciel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Tottoro!!!!!

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    #10

    Mood

    Mood

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    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Love this.

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    #11

    Modern Aquarius: Buoyant Personality, Colourful, A Source Of Water In Times Of Drought

    Modern Aquarius: Buoyant Personality, Colourful, A Source Of Water In Times Of Drought

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    Batwench
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Love it. Sense of humour.

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    #12

    Hedge Architecture - A Very English Pursuit

    Hedge Architecture - A Very English Pursuit

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If you can see the hedge house, it's aboot to rain. If you cannae see the hedge house, it's already raining!

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    #13

    The Year Which Keeps On Giving

    The Year Which Keeps On Giving

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Santa relieving himself knowing that it's over.

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    #14

    My Antivirus Software When I Stream Shows From Dodgy Websites

    My Antivirus Software When I Stream Shows From Dodgy Websites

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    d bradley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i wanna know if when he gets home he opens and walks thru the gate

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    #15

    Welcome Home!

    Welcome Home!

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well that's terrifying

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    #16

    It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Topiary Like This

    It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Topiary Like This

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    pebs
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is great!

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    #17

    Topiary Final Boss

    Topiary Final Boss

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    Lydia Dean-Melchior
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Chaos.

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    #18

    When You Just Can’t Seem To Get Into The Swing Of Things

    When You Just Can’t Seem To Get Into The Swing Of Things

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    All in all, just another brick in the wall....

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    #19

    Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas!

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    just another bookish gay
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is amazing.

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    #20

    Shrine To The Panic Buy

    Shrine To The Panic Buy

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The pyramid of Wallmartian civilization.

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    #21

    Bring Greenery Back Into Our Urban Parks

    Bring Greenery Back Into Our Urban Parks

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    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least someone found a good use for a Renault 5, ( I had one, it was awful)

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    #22

    Let There Be Light

    Let There Be Light

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What kinds of seeds were they

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    #23

    How Not To Slide Into Dms

    How Not To Slide Into Dms

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Heeeeeeere's Johnson!

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    #24

    To Pass Our Driveway You Must Answer Me These Questions Three...

    To Pass Our Driveway You Must Answer Me These Questions Three...

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

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    #25

    If You Like Piña Coladas, And Getting Caught In The Rain

    If You Like Piña Coladas, And Getting Caught In The Rain

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    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I thought it was a pineapple sprouting out the ground! xD

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    #26

    Femme Fatale: The Postman’s Affliction

    Femme Fatale: The Postman’s Affliction

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The cause of the wildfires is found at last

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    #27

    Do Not Make Eye Contact

    Do Not Make Eye Contact

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    Bacon beary
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Gulp... I did, its coming for me now

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    #28

    Why?

    Why?

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    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    First thought...Trump!!! 😂😂😂

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    #29

    "For He Died To Save Our Topiaries"

    "For He Died To Save Our Topiaries"

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Jesus the Gardener making his mark....

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    #30

    Perhaps It's Time To Switch Chlorine Brands

    Perhaps It's Time To Switch Chlorine Brands

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Anybody wanna try diving into nature?

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    #31

    Global Hegemony

    Global Hegemony

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the office of a hedge-fund manager

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    #32

    Past Past-Times

    Past Past-Times

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You could write a whole novel based on this scene.

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    #33

    Morbid Hedge

    Morbid Hedge

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Skeletors garden.

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    #34

    Pedestrians Beware, The Suburbs Are Surreal

    Pedestrians Beware, The Suburbs Are Surreal

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The one on the left is quite tall

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    #35

    Local Attraction

    Local Attraction

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    Felix Belvian
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Kanye? Is that you?

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    #36

    When The Weed Brownies Have Kale In Them...

    When The Weed Brownies Have Kale In Them...

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    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    "Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts. Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warne- Mr Cholmondeley, let me complete my sentence before you transfer yourself into a pink shar- Detention Mr Cholmondeley."

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    #37

    Swan Lake

    Swan Lake

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    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No

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    #38

    Down But Not Out

    Down But Not Out

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Adults only

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    #39

    From The Archives: The Postman’s Nightmare

    From The Archives: The Postman’s Nightmare

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You're gonna need a bigger mailbox.

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    #40

    Home Of Werner Herzog

    Home Of Werner Herzog

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Alfred Hitchcock presents: The Penguins

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    #41

    Our Bread And Butter

    Our Bread And Butter

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The gross crowned with the repulsive

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    #42

    The Mondrian Of Municipality

    The Mondrian Of Municipality

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Perhaps needs some watering...

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    #43

    Gardening Was In Their Genes

    Gardening Was In Their Genes

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    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is gonna look like the worst case of the runs in no time at all

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    #44

    When Baby-Boomers Try To Use Email

    When Baby-Boomers Try To Use Email

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well at least they recycled.

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    #45

    Cactus Rises Again

    Cactus Rises Again

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    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Some cactus’ are illegal to cut down/remove.

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    #46

    Limits To Growth

    Limits To Growth

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's a supporting privet.

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    #47

    Future Primitive

    Future Primitive

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Seems legit. Getty once tried to sue a photographer for the use of her own photos on her website. In return she sued Getty for $1 billion in damages for trying to cash in on 18755 of her photos. https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-getty-copyright-20160729-snap-story.html

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    #48

    Survival Of The Fishest

    Survival Of The Fishest

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    Peggy Garz
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    visit Innsmouth

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    #49

    The Car Oil Companies Are Trying To Hide

    The Car Oil Companies Are Trying To Hide

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The next-gen green car

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    #50

    The Kids Are Flocking To This

    The Kids Are Flocking To This

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Very Chernobylian.

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    #51

    2021’s Promises Are Already Delivering

    2021’s Promises Are Already Delivering

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Story of my life.

    #52

    Pole Position

    Pole Position

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    one more satellite for ears from this perspective

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    #53

    You Have Been Visited By Flamingo Heart Flock, This Lifts Your Mood

    You Have Been Visited By Flamingo Heart Flock, This Lifts Your Mood

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    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Swingers Central.

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    #54

    Alien Landscape

    Alien Landscape

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least we know they are easy to kill now, just have a catapult near the front door with a few 1-inch ball bearings - should do it!

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    #55

    There's An App For That

    There's An App For That

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    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I have a lot of questions …

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    #56

    This One

    This One

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like a young Oasis.

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    #57

    Neighbourhood Watch Brunswick

    Neighbourhood Watch Brunswick

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    #58

    Have ‘Indoor Plants’ Gone Too Far?

    Have ‘Indoor Plants’ Gone Too Far?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The seat you offer to unwanted visitors.

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    #59

    Peak Late Stage Capitalism

    Peak Late Stage Capitalism

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If this is an actual McDonald's, I think it's quite nice.

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    #60

    Power Stance

    Power Stance

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    Sam Petter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Flower stance

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    #61

    Do You Have A Five Year Plan?

    Do You Have A Five Year Plan?

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    judy baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Actually these palms are low growing. It might grow a little more but not much.

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    #62

    Une Soumission Française

    Une Soumission Française

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ‘Sup derek

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    #63

    Permanent Smile

    Permanent Smile

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Ugh, even if you have no nose, the mask still has to cover all of the mouth.

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    #64

    Spine Sublime- A Carving Most Creative

    Spine Sublime- A Carving Most Creative

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    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is vandalism on plants :(

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    #65

    Gentrified Beer-Gardens Of The Future

    Gentrified Beer-Gardens Of The Future

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Another French car transformed into something useful.

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    #66

    Once You Have Made Eye Contact...

    Once You Have Made Eye Contact...

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    Haru Brujis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ... you'll petrify.

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    #67

    A Guy Named Bob Sent This To Us Via Email. Thank Bob, It’s Pretty Sick...

    A Guy Named Bob Sent This To Us Via Email. Thank Bob, It’s Pretty Sick...

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    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Nothing in this photo wants to be involved Thanks Bob

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    #68

    Single Use Plastic: No Good. Using It Again To Make A Goose Planting Bed: Genius

    Single Use Plastic: No Good. Using It Again To Make A Goose Planting Bed: Genius

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    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nah, it's still no good

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    #69

    The Groundskeepers Secret Project

    The Groundskeepers Secret Project

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    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like a butt

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    #70

    Huge Blue Nose In Park, I Get That, But What Is The Red Thing?

    Huge Blue Nose In Park, I Get That, But What Is The Red Thing?

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Little known prequel to "Slithers".

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    #71

    What Cyclists Want vs. What Cyclists Get...

    What Cyclists Want vs. What Cyclists Get...

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    Yort
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Huh?