50 Painfully Hilarious Memes From “Just A Typical HR Person”

This is true in many places, especially workplaces that have a large turnover rate and are basically designed to burn through people. But there are good work places too, where people actually care.

So, as someone winding down a career, I make this comment to younger folks. It's not made out of any specific bad place. It's not some antiwork subreddit blathering. It's just an observation from 30+ years of work in multiple Fortune 500 companies. And here it is: Never ever trust HR. They're not evil, but despite all their efforts to make you you believe that they're to help you, they are not. They are there to help the company. If you are in a bad place at work, DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. Getting fired? Get it in writing. Getting layed off? Get it and any severance itemized in writing. Read those documents. Quiting? Put everything in writing. Make them put it in writing. Never, ever, forget this despite how "nice" the HR person seems.

I don't want to see this kind of pictures. I know it's nature bla bla but it gets stuck in my mind. I mean bp censors words like b.oobs and this?

Oh my.

…ah, those were the days…

haven't we all been there though? Where we wanted to Force-choke some co-worker in a meeting? ..... Just me?

I did this to a co-worker I just hated (a sexist, misogynistic, arrogant prick). He didn't get it. The rest of the staff meeting members were pissing themselves laughing.

Goals.

There’s always one person who uses any meeting as a “profile raising” exercise. Often they have nothing to say and merely repeat someone’s previous point starting with “I agree with X - we really should provide more funding for Y” etc. There should be a system of fines/electric shocks in place for such arseheads.

Time killers. They think it means less time to work before they have to leave. In reality it just means having to pick up the slack that much harder to catch up, along with everyone else.

I hate that!

I've been known to leave a meeting when it's supposed to end. If it's important, you're just gonna email/Teams/Slack me about it incessantly. But I guarantee it's not important.

"This meeting could have been an email"

wink, wink, say n’more…

I'm in HR and run "those surveys'. They are absolutely anonymous unless you make a comment that's obvious.

They technically may be anonymous, but there are usually ways to figure out who said what if you dig deep enough.

Yeah, they only ask 100 questions that have "nothing" to do with being able to determine who you are,

They are anon until someone at or near the top wants to know "Who the hell said that?"

This was basically what it was like at my last job. "We're hiring for a Team Leader position. All can apply." Yet they already decided who they wanted to promote long ago.

Actually, quite a few places this is the opposite. And if not their friend, the candidate who is completely under qualified but bid the lowest on the compensation.

Yup watched that exact scenario play out recently. It has not gone well

I never realised how similar they look!

Remember, you're a resource, just like a wrench or a computer, you just happen to be a human

ROTFLMAO 😄

Haha! That was so funny.

When I saw that on TV I couldn't stop laughing!

Lol really. This was the best debate minute in the world.

We have a guy who decides to be the contrarian on every single thing that is said in our daily morning meeting. Even it's straight forward he comes up with some stupid backward scenario so he can say something, anything to be opposite our supervisor. And pisses him off first thing in the morning.

Don’t bother looking down. Another day, another scambot.

Sounds like you shouldn't be in HR

Upvote.for kronk moment

"I'm a [censored] genius"

It's easy when your password is Kill Me!

Lots if joker memes...do we all view ourselves as insidious psychopaths at our jobs?

Covid is your headache now and don't forget Ukraine

And over here we keep the zombies who are still able to do mindless work.

it's called a freezer. Shove em in there. Now.

guess what? You can take your overtime home now!! Yay!! /s