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With coronavirus slowly but steadily turning into a grim memory, and our lives returning to the post-pandemic normal, more and more people find themselves deprived of the joy of traveling. Oh, that overcrowded plane cabin smelling of reheated sandwiches and salted peanuts, how much I miss you!

It’s fair to say that any content flying-related is, without a doubt, the top hit this summer season, and Flyiiing Twins' TikTok channel will curb these cravings until you book the flight. The two identical twins work as commercial pilots for international airlines, but not only are they space engineers, they also know how to get those numbers flying on social media.

With 683.6K followers and 11.4M likes, the pilot twins debunk flying myths, reveal aviation secrets, and answer all the biggest secrets about flying we all were too afraid to ask. So get your seatbelt fastened, we’re about to find out things like whether a passenger without any experience could land a plane if the pilots were for some reason incapacitated!

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#1

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"In the very unlikely event of an evacuation all lights could go out in the cabin. Valuable time would pass before the eyes could adjust to the darkness. When the cabin lights turn off during take off and landing your eyes will be already adjusted to the darkness. The evacuation can be initiated and carried out more quickly"

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Scagsy
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically, turning the lights off is just preparing to crash. Except, most of the time - no crash. Which is good.

James016
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wondered this. Now I know :D

4848532
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also used to be the case that the window shades needed to be up during takeoff and landing, I thought so that the flight attendants could quickly assess the environment (sorry, not wording that well), but that doesn't seem to be the case anymore?

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    "In the very unlikely event of a dual engine failure the aircraft still can fly like a glider and will not drop down. The aircraft is able to stay in the air for about 25-30 minutes. All the necessary systems are supplied with electricity and hydraulics with a small extended emergency turbine. Enough time to find a runway or a suitable place to land"

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    MarioRossi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air Canada Flight 143 was a Boeing 767 that made an emergency landing at Gimli Air Force Base without engines. It was nicknamed "The Gimli Glider"!

    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As any aircrash investigation fan can tell you, hahaha ;)

    Linda Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimli Glider ep immediately came to mind! 🇨🇦

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    Whitney Gal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask the guys who piloted the Gimli Glider.

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem. I hear gliders are fun and there is no more of that stupid engine noise.

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Captain Moody of BA Flight 9 (Galunggung glider club) - Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    engine off landing. Seriously. It's that simple. Engine off landing. In order to get a multiengine rating you have to be able to fly with an engine out. Two engines out just means you look for a safe place to land and probably do a slow flight landing. It's not going to be the smoothest but it's quite safe actually.

    Linda HS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the middle of a Transatlantic flight….

    Chyppa Homer
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You find someone on that plane who knows a lot of yoga, and you ask them to help you kiss your ass goodbye... :D

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    #3

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    "This case was tested in the simulator with different people without having any flying experience. These people were given instructions on how to fly and land the aircraft. Unfortunately none of these people was able to land the plane safely"

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a gamer who has played countless hours on a pretty realistic simulation game (ex. MS Flight Simulator), would he be able to land successfully with this guidance?

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Asked a friend whose dad is a pilot. the gamer sims are totally not the same as the simulators used in flight training.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are documented cases of passengers landing light aircraft. On a large jet, one would hope at least one of the passengers had some flying experience, though I'm not sure I'd ever want to hear an "is there a pilot aboard" announcement!

    Ksenia M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what does 'safely' in this case? The plane went up in flames? Or was it so rough that many passengers have sustained injuries? Because those are two very different outcomes)

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mixture of the two results probably. This, and other outcomes.

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that scenes in movies were lies!!! Oo'

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon if enough good instruction was given to two very clear headed people, between them they could get the plane down well enough not to kill everyone on board. But I have nothing to back this up!

    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mythbusters tested this once. and it didn't work. But I think there was something about an autopilot mode that does almost everything automatically anyway...?

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    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except in movies. Once u remove ur jacket or tie up a ponytail you become a pilot

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh HELL no. And I promise you they won't ask.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose that might depend on how long of a final approach ATC can vector them to, and how much fuel they have for go-arounds. It also depends on the aircraft; An A380, definitely not. A Dash-8, maybe. A Cessna 172, probably.

    Johnny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being able to "land the plane safely" isn't the same as a fatal crash - they could have damaged the airframe or even resulted in some fatalities, but the question is -- how many people survived these amateur landings? Increasingly, airplanes are being equipped with autoland systems, so as long as weather conditions are good and a suitably equipped airport is within range, all the amateur pilot needs to do is be talked through setting up autoland. This capability exists in some small private planes too, one (I think it's cirrus) has a panic button for passengers, if the pilot is incapacitated a passenger can just hit the button and the plane will land at the nearest airport.

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't you watched the movie "Airplane!"? Happens all the time.

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    Now, with a solid 684.2k followers, the Flyiiingtwins first became aware of TikTok through a mutual friend. “We really liked the concept and the outreach of TikTok. So we started posting aviation topics, which has attracted more and more attention and followers.”

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    "In case of a medical emergency pilots declare a medical emergency to the air traffic controller. After that we get absolute priority in the airspace and we land immediately at the nearest airport. We are in constant contact with medical care until we land. Pilots, cabin crew and atc does everything possible to save a person's life"

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they really ask if there is a doctor on board, or is that a movie thing?

    Shannon Dumas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been on a flight where a woman died mid-flight. The attendants got on the intercom and asked for doctors/nurses. An emergency landing was made. Scary stuff!

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    CJ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that'll be $1.2 million. what? the fuel. the emergency landing. the visa of every passenger who entered this country. overtime. the medical personnel. hospital bills. and the bag of peanuts you ate that almost killed you.

    Giovanna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for this, I've always wondered and was afraid to ask

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    #5

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    "This is partly correct. For some airlines this is indeed mandatory...While for others this is only a recommendation"

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilots aren't stupid. Have you ever had airline food. They brown bag it.

    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do pilots resist if the others pasta looks very tempting?

    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes the movie Airplane less funny

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    #6

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    "This happened not long ago on a flight. The cabin crew initiated the birth and a healthy baby was born during the flight."

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she gives birth on RyanAir they'll be charging her credit card for the price of an extra passenger.

    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the blanket used to hold the baby. Don't forget that one.

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow up question - what would the child's place of birth be recorded as? If it was an international flight, would it be the country whose airspace you were in at the time? Healthy baby, bureaucratic nightmare!

    Cécé24
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that the parents can choose between the place of departure, arrival or the airspace of the country they are in at the time for the nationality of the baby

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    Marette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't there rules against flying past a certain trimester?

    Fluffy Griffin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's against medical advisement to fly late in the pregnancy, but it's not illegal. Plus babies aren't very punctual and often arrive at inconvenient times.

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwww (I can imagine all passengers applaud)

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    jjdubs W
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the *cabin crew* initiate the birth? Wtf? (Grammar/wording will get you every time!)

    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? What do you mean? If a baby want's to come now, you can't really hold it back lol

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    ky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh that would be really cool

    Linda HS
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last trimester pregnant women should not fly. That's what I've been told…

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone instantly becomes the child's godfather/mother.

    Butternut DerpFarts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if the baby is born on-flight, where would place of birth be?

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    “Flying has always fascinated people,” Enis and Alper stated and continued: “Many people cannot imagine how an aircraft can stay in the air. A mixture of fear and fascination has always appealed to people. The respect for the profession of pilot is therefore enormous.”

    When asked what is the most common irrational fear when it comes to flying, the pilots said it’s turbulence. “People cannot assess the cause and effect in the cabin. Many unknown sounds increase this effect, spectacular incidents and accidents contribute to creating a false sense of risk,” they concluded.

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    #7

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    "The take off performance is calculated every time before take off by the pilots. The pilots know exactly when the aircraft will left off. In aviation nothing is left to coincidence. Everything is calculated safely"

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    Giovanna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that fear too. Once I panicked the entire flight because, according to me (!) the plane was too slow on the takeoff runway and that must mean the pilot was not experienced enough :D

    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the biggest BS answer ever. You could explain how headwinds make it so the actual ground speed can be lower for take off. Or how the perspective from the side really doesn't show the actual (immense) speed of the aircraft building up, because you can't see the ground directly beneath you and even just looking 20 meters away reduces the perceived speed drastically. You wouldn't be able to drive a car otherwise. See airplane pilots also just know their little trick, like so many. Glad that they do though ;)

    UncleRussian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not really an expert in physics so I can't go into much detail, but I think it's the same kinda thing as with trains where advance trains like ICE trains don't really feel like they're moving at 300km/h because it's so smooth and our brain doesn't register it at that point. That's at least my takeaway, might be wrong

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it might interest you to know just how a plane is able to take off in the first place. One thing that really matters is the speed at which the plane is driving down the runway. The "speedometer" marks what the ground speed is (same instrument used to read air speed) and each plane has a checklist that tells the pilot - among other things - what the speed for nose up/take off is. If there is a problem on the ground with that speed then the pilot won't even take off. They'll slow the plane down and drive it to the taxiway and likely park it at a gate.

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's easy. Just ask the Pilot if you can have this takeoff and perform copilot takeoff duties. It looks so much faster from the cockpit. In fact, there are times during takeoff, I actually close my eyes.

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    "We continue flying"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We pull over onto the hard shoulder and wait for the cloud to clear." LOL Planes have radar that can see through cloud. What is slightly ironic is that they can't take off or land in thick fog, as the control tower has to be able to see the aircraft to make sure the runway is clear.

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when you can't see the planes things like Tenerife happen ...

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    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not fair. I mean to the person who asked, they probably thought there'd be more of an answer. The least these two could have said was that flying through clouds is instrument based.

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't really answer the question. They rely on electronic instrumentation that guides them where they need to go on an approved flight path.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We continue flying." "Why is there a mountain goat straight ahead?" "Uhhh...."

    Julian Gerretsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late to the party but if it helps. Two elements to this: Attitude and Navigation. The navigation bit is easy, just think of a highly accurate GPS combined with a mapping system, but mostly using waypoints and simple line diagrams (RNAV - Area Navigation). Older systems include VOR/NDB beacons, but GPS is taking over almost completely now, certainly in Commercial. THe second bit is attitude, so we know where we are going from the nav section above. Now, are we level, climbing, turning etc. The artificial horizon which on most primary flight displays nowadays is a biggish screen with brown and blue to indicate earth and sky. FLy the wings level off that, and pitch according to requirements for climb/descent (combined with power settings). Pretty easy. Or even easier, as is done most of the time in commercials aviation, let the autopilot take the strain and just dial in what's required in terms of speed, heading, clmb/dscnt profile etc.

    Julian Gerretsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part 2: Guidance into the airport itself to touchdown: ILS system projects a beam of 90/150 hz overlapping lobes in the horizontal and vertical planes. Horizontal is the localiser, tells you via the localiser indicator if you are left/right of runway centreline, glidescope indicates if you are above or below the desired glidescope for that particular runway. Usually 3 degrees but can be steeper, e.g. London City is 5.5 degrees for s steeper approach and safe obstable clearance. You just fly it down the localiser and glidescope and get guided down to the touchdown zone. Different categories of landing depending on visibility, i.e. CAT I is "best" weather, CAT III is worst with very little visibility. Category CAT IIIc requires a fully automated landing, the so called "Autoland" - Yes, it is real & it's used around the world every day when runway minimums descend below certain thresholds. Fairly simple autopilots will also turn you in to intercept and maintain localiser

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    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloud flying is one of my favorite types.

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, was this asked by a child?

    Iris Engler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean what did they expect? To turn around?

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Private pilots (single engine usually) may not fly through clouds. They get caught, they can lose their license. IFR (not a license but an endorsement) may fly through louds.

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    #9

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    "The cabin crew asks if there is a doctor on board. The death of a person can only be confirmed by a doctor. If there is no doctor on board, we initiate the medical emergency procedure and land as soon as possible at the nearest airport. If the doctor confirms the death of a person probably we continue the flight to the destination"

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    Isobel Davies
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine been sat next to someone you didnt know and have them pass away, sad scary and scared for life

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have read stories of people dying in full to capacity planes and the deceased being covered in a sheet and left in their seat, because there is nowhere else to put them.

    ChickyChicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In packed flights, people have had to sit next to the deceased person till the plane landed. Sometimes it's a family member, sometimes it's not.

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle died mid-flight while headed overseas on vacation. Not really much of a vacation. It was pretty awful for her

    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be very sad but uncomfortable in a fully packed flight

    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've heard of burial at sea? Same thing on a plane. Open the door and yeet.

    Kim Lorton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a one time hospice nurse, being next to a deceased person, is peaceful, unless you've never seen a dead person. I think if you were too freaked out, they would. Change your seat with someone if they needed to.

    Lynda Leigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a flight to UK - a gentleman passed away but they covered the body and laid him down at the back of the plane where the crew prepare drinks, behind the curtain. Most folks didn’t even know…

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closer to heaven. Saves time.

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    #10

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    "There are no reasons why female pilots are no suitable for this job. We definitely need more women in the cockpit"

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    Amy Hatfield
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello female pilot here. It is not harder for a woman to become a pilot, however we do face our own challenges. Years ago it would of been almost impossible due to most aircraft having fly by wire style systems that would of required a lot of strength to be able to operate. It still isn’t easy dealing with a engine failure even a four seat dual prop trainer. By the end your leg will be shaking and you will will be worn out. I am also only 5ft. 2 so I have to bring a cushion to put behind me to reach the rudder pedals because I can’t adjust the seat far enough forward. As far as depth perception you get tested every time you get your medical renewed but it is not disqualifying, with the exception of the military. Fun fact if you have a full female crew pilots and flight attendants, we refer to it as a unmanned aircraft.

    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a suggestion. If these guys really want to see more women pilots, they should stop defaulting to "he" in their responses.

    ChickyChicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vera's point is correct. Of course women are capable, but when girls in elementary school say that STEM subjects are more for boys than girls, we have a problem that starts very early.

    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. And when material is constantly geared for a male audience, it hurts. Even in these reponses, pilots are defaulted as "he." Mix it up a little!

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    Michael Ward
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not nessacerily. Flight training is difficult, time consuming and expensive, so anyone that is pursuing becoming a pilot has to have an overwhelming desire to become one. Not everyone that starts flight training will continue with it, not everyone that gets a license will pursue a commercial license and/or airline training. If fewer women are interested in even starting to learn to fly, then that lowers the pool of women that might meet the end of that training, just a 10 percent lower chance of starting makes a huge difference of how many women would complete training at the other end. The battleground to equalize the gender split in the cockpit (if that even is a desirable outcome, I would argue the choice to train should be there, but the outcome of 50:50 completion doesn't need to be there for women to have still had the fair option of pursuing the job) is in getting young girls excited and interested in becoming a pilot, do that and the number of women in the cockpit will rise.

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    Jesse Schröder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we definitely need more women in the cockpit... the "for the sole purpose of joining the mile high club" is silent

    Don't Look
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    Actually yes. Women have depth perception problems that men tend not to have.

    Si
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men have higher car insurance for a reason.

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha hahahahhhahahahahah, fat chance. Any landing you can walk away from and still use the plane is a good one.

    Johnny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the point is that if the wind/weather is so severe that the pilot misses that area, then it's probably not going to be a landing that everyone will walk away from so the pilot is required to go around and try again (or maybe divert to a different airport with better weather, which happened to me once - we were on final approach on a very windy day, we were probably 100 feet off the ground when the pilot pulled up and said we were diverting due to ground wind)

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    "Airplanes can be stucked by lighting. But it's like being in a Faraday cage. The lighting stays outside of the fuselage. You are totally safe in an airplane"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aeroplanes are regularly struck by lighting and usually nothing happens. It can however temporarily blind the pilots, which is not what you want on take off or landing. It can also trigger warning lights, which is what happened to two of my colleagues - I happen to live near the airport and we had the lamest thunderstorm ever with one rumble of thunder and a single flash of lighting - which hit their plane shortly after takeoff and they had to come around and land again to have it checked - not sure whether they were really lucky or really unlucky - either way should have bought a lottery ticket!

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time it happened to me...imagine being inside a trashcan, all hunched down, and someone hits the outside of the can with a ball bat with all their might. Then we just kept flying.

    #13

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    "It could disrupt and influence the communication signals of the aircraft. Therefore, all electrical devices must be switched off at least during take-off and landing or in flight mode during the entire flight"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually changing. Some flights now have Wi-Fi. Not sure how they determine equipment is standards compliant, as that would be my worry.

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just that modern aircraft equipment is built to withstand any interference. Perhaps the older planes weren't.

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    Johnny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe this one -- if this was a serious risk, they wouldn't allow it to be up to the passengers to comply. I bet at least 25% of passengers forget to turn off their phone when it's tucked in a carryon or checked bag.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RF immunity testing is a very complex process. With consumer technologies changing at a rapid pace, it's not practical to test every aircraft system against every new RF communications method. It's much simpler to demand that all devices be off. Similarly, the average consumer isn't smart enough to know precisely what frequencies their device operates at, prohibiting them all alleviates that problem.

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    Linus Nilsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently heard that it is actually the mobile towers on the ground that is the problem. If a plane with 300 phones fly by a tower optimized for maybe 50 people at any time, it will distrupt the tower and might even damage it.

    Orionpax75
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This myth was busted years ago on mythbusters! Nothing will happen!

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does say "it *could*" mess with it

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago

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    We like to establish silly and irritating rules just to keep the pax agitated.

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    #14

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    "This information that is coming now is probably only known to very few people. Every locked toilet door in the aircraft can be opened very easily from the outside"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the crew carefully on take off and landing. They will lock the toilet doors from the outside to prevent them being used.

    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all the time. The last plane I was in was delayed a few minutes because someone was in there.

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone knows that. I discovered it when I was 13 and having a poop and the flight attendant decided to just open the damn door for no reason, and I was PISSED.

    Karla Torres
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happen if there is turbulence when you are in the toilets?

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That information has just ruined a few movies!

    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the occupied sign, there is a k**b thing in there that will open it.

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will live a life Up in the Air...

    #15

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    "Most likely not. In the event of an engine failure, the aircraft has to leave its cruising altitude due to the lower performance. At a lower altitude, the fuel consumption is much higher. Even with one engine, there would be insufficient fuel to fly to the destination. It makes sense to land at an alternate airport as soon as possible instead of continuing to fly with an engine"

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    Chyppa Homer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If an engine fails, how far can the other one take us ?" "All the way to the scene of the crash !" :D

    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilot: ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid one of our engines has failed. But this plane has four engines and can fly perfectly on three. But we will be 30 mins late to our destination. [later]. Ladies and gentlemen, another engine has failed. But this plane can fly perfectly well on two engines. But we will be an hour late. [later] L&G, this is very unusual but another engine has failed. But don't worry - this plane can fly on one engine. But we will be two hours late. [one pax to another] Hope the last one doesn't fail - we'll be up here all bloody night.

    Marco Hub-Dub
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caveat ETOPS!!! If a twin engine certified ETOPS flight loses one engine, their diversion airport is typically the destination airport. Think, LA or SF to Hawaii where either the distance or remaining flight time (even if closer to California the headwinds may cause lower performance due to winds when flying east) is nearer the islands. Clearly the flight continues on to the destination.

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you are saying that in the event an engine on a commercial aircraft fails over the ocean, you won't have enough fuel to get there? Someone better not tell the FAA certification branch this.

    #16

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    "We try it with the alternative landing gear extension system and if this doesn't help an emergency landing without landing gear is carried out on the longest runway"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have been known to try shaking it loose. Well documented case of a Polish plane landing on its belly on a runway that they had covered with foam. Everyone survived.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15543315

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    Crochet lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom stopped flying in the 1960's for this exact reason. She and my eldest brother, a newborn at the time, we're on a plane that lost it's landing gear. It landed badly and smoke filled the cabin and they had to evacuate the plane. She never got on another one and she didn't drive either so made life complicated when I lived 3 states away.

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    #17

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    "In order to prevent mid-air collisions, aircraft are planned and controlled to keep a minimum distance to other aircraft. If aircraft still get too close, a Traffic Alert and Collision Avoidance System advises an evasive manoeuvre to the pilots. They have 20-30 seconds to initiate a climb or descent manoeuvre, whatever the system advises. Enough time to avoid a mid-air collision"

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    Gustavo Vanni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An accident happened in 2006 here in Brazil because one of the planes was flying with the transponder off :(

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aircraft are separated by height as well as by distance, so during normal flight, very slim. Most of the cases of collisions are round airports where they come much closer together - such as taxiing across a runway, or taking off when another plane is landing.

    Aman Varkkey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the collision that happened between 2 planes in south Asia because there weren't enough runways dedicated to commercial planes since they were used for the military.

    Julian Gerretsen
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    2 years ago

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    Roy Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened over the Grand Canyon in 1956, killing 128 people. That’s why they have air traffic rules today.

    Anne Reid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t stop it from happening again four years later in Brooklyn, killing all 128 passengers on the planes and six on the ground.

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it's a big sky folks. More often than not, we aren't paying attention up there anyway.

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    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are learning to fly, you actually become an amateur meteorologist. You have to know the different types of clouds, different requirements to deal with different elements (if I go to a tiny airport where I'm going to go fly a cessna 172 - for example - if the wind sock is fully out and the wind is at like 20 gusting to 45, I'm not allowed to fly). Different certifications allow for more complex take offs, lands and flying situations BUT all private pilots have to know the different sorts of cloud types and how the weather works.

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know the pilot is being honest and not hiding to avoid spooking you? Turbulence always makes me remember final destination movies

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago

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    Radar readings are only as good as the lunkheads reading it.

    #19

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    "The required thrust is always calculated for each start, according to the existing conditions. That means the thrust is enough for a safe take off with even one engine failure after passing the point of no return. There is no need to set more power than required for take off. The benefits: increasing engine life, decreasing maintenance cost, saving fuel, lower CO2 emission"

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    ky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love flying in planes but the boredom is the worse part LOL

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boring is good. Boring flights don't kill you! Its when it gets 'exciting' you need to worry.

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also shorter time to break if stopping is required

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are always "winging" (see what I did there) it.

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    #20

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    "That is very, very, very unlikely but still possible. Bad news: if there is no other pilot on the plane, it is very unlikely that someone can land the plane safely, even with instructions over the radio, this is almost impossible. Good news: long-haul flights are carried out with 3 or 4 pilots. On many flights there are deadhead crews or pilots as normal passengers who can safely land the aircraft."

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the plane is on autopilot it will just keep on flying. This happened to a well known golfer - his plane depressurised slowly (no alarms) and all on board passed out - the plane carried on on autopilot and the military had to consider shooting it down (in case it came down in a populated area when it ran out of fuel).

    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't air stewards be somewhat trained to make an emergency landing? With the help of the radio of course

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really good idea! They wouldn't need the full training because of autopilot but maybe if they taught them how to land it safely. Patent your idea quickly!

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad news: you are screwed.

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    #21

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    "Turbulence is caused by the wind and there is nothing to fear. The aircraft can withstand any turbulence"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear air turbulence is the one to not like. The plane might be able to survive it, but my stomach didn't like it!

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Final approach into Manchester and suddenly the plane lurches and tips so that you could see grass out of one window and sky opposite. In trying to level out again it flipped the other way so we could see tarmac from one window and sky opposite. I have never been so scared in all my life. Landed safely (obviously) and the pilot just casually gives it 'Apologies for it being a bit bumpy there but we hit some clear air turbulence on approach'. Flippin' right you did mate.

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    Whitney Gal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice on when to be scared on an airplane: only when the flight attendants look worried.

    Sue Simmons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely agree. I always watch their faces and actions during severe turbulence. I honestly thought we were going to die once but FA were completely professional and carried on as normal. I was literally gripping my seat arms.

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    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The risks from turbulence are injuries caused by either not being belted in or being hit by things/people who aren't strapped down. You can't do much about the latter, but you can make sure to always wear your seatbelt when seated.

    A Head
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a video in which they were testing the wings of a plane ( a 757, or something), and they put like 1,000,000 pounds (I can't remember, but it was a lot) of upward pressure before they snapped off. It was a very violent reaction, but those things bent to almost 45 degrees until they broke.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER be scared of turbulence. If you can't see it, it's not something that was prepared for. If you are going through clouds then the PIC knew what he was getting into.

    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who is HOPING for air turbulence when in a plane...? I'm always disappointed when a plane ride feels like a train ride. I like to FEEL that the plane is being supported by air - it's flying, so it should feel like flying, too, please.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. I suspect you would love cloud flying.

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    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turbulence has never caused a plane crash

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically not wrong - pilot error navigating turbulence…

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always. It really creeps me out.

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    #22

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    "Bird strikes can occur up to a height of about 10.000 feet and in the worst case the bird can hit the engine. Unfortunately, the bird does not survive and it can cause considerable damage to the engine. In the worst case, it can cause an engine failure or even an engine fire. All pilots are very well trained for such cases and can handle these events professionally"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird stops flying.

    Ksenia M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, at least consciously. Parts of will fly as long as the plane is flying)

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    Dave P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they test aircraft engines in the factory by throwing frozen turkeys into them while they are running. These tests ensure the engine can handle a bird strike

    Robert T
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a frozen turkey run! ;-)

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    Out of chocolate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A goose hit one of the engines on my flight home for thanksgiving.

    Jenny Schmidt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is not the bird that strikes the plane. It is the plane that strikes the bird. Seems important.

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why they don't put cone shaped steel cages in front of the engines, so air would pass through unimpeded, but birds (or maybe humans on the ground) would get pushed away. I'm not a scientist, so maybe someone can explain the laws of physics for this idea.

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    #23

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    "Continue until he crosses the light sticks"

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hit him, it is a good indication you have gone far enough.

    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he yells to get off his big toe.

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    #24

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    "A go-around can be initiated and carried out at any time during the landing and is not uncommon. This is still possible even just after touch down. There can be various reasons for this. Deterioration in visibility. Wind speed exceeds the limits. If the controller tells you to do it or if for whatever reason it is safer not to land"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gusty crosswinds often cause this. After a particulary bumpy flight, and a very lurchy landing, I was speaking to someone in the airport terminal and they said "oh yeah, they've been going around all evening".

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE take-offs. That feeling you get just when the plane leaves the tarmac. 😍 Landing from a very high altitude (think intercontinental flights) is a massive bitch though. My ears hurt so much I feel like throwing up.

    Giovanna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me in Brazil. Scared the s**t out of me.

    Michael Ward
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A go -around is ALWAYS a god thing, it means it wasn't 100% safe to land so the pilot chose to have another go at it. It might be surprising to you, but it is always a good thing and pilots are always planning to do it incase they might have to.

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might try the elevator next time. They tell me that is actually part of an airplane, somewhere back by the tail?

    #25

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    "The answer is very simple. Because they are controlled independently from each other."

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    zite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok who else didn't know airplanes have window wipers?

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would probably bother me if I were a pilot. I would definitately try to start them in sync

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so that we have no problems looking around the foam dice.

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    #26

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    "In case of low visibility (fog) the landings are in most cases flown with the autopilot. This is called Autoland. The aircraft is even able to land with zero visibility"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they will avoid this if possible as the control tower needs to be able to see the aircraft on the taxiways. I've had flights delayed due to fog at the destination airport.

    Anne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait.. can't people do autoland if the both pilots are unavailable?

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That equipment isn't available on every aircraft, nor are the necessary facilities present at every airport.

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    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait wait wait...hold up here. Twice they have stated if both points are knocked out that a regular person can't land a plane. But now you say there's an autoland system???? I'm lost

    Wyling Cambrium
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To refer to an earlier question about passengers safely landing an airplane, why not have them drop the wheels, put it in autopilot, reduce throttle,, reverse thrust, brake and perhaps do a few other things?

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just keep my eyes closed. these things just seem to have a way of working themselves out.

    #27

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    "If engine catches fire during cruise flight immediate action will be taken. Mayday call to ATC. The burning engine will be shut down immediately. Both fire extinguishers will be activated. An immediate descent and approach to the nearest airport will be initiated"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vaguely remember a holiday flight when I was a small child where the engine caught fire on take off. I seem to recall they put it out and then took off. The airline was Dan Air (who were nicknamed Dan Dare)!

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds dangerous, looks like the nickname was well deserved

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you forgot...AVIATE, NAVIGATE, then COMMUNICATE. Rookies!

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We usually ask one of the more sober passengers to direct the plane.

    Linda Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read too quickly and thought it said: "more sober passengers to drive the plane." 😂

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    #29

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    "Air pockets are up- and downdrafts caused by local difference in air pressure. These are not visible and usually come unexpectedly. But besides being very rare, they are also harmless. Just make sure you are buckled up"

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    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea right like i would believe that! Gripping arm rests very tight might help. And make sure u have empty bladder!!

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that be the same as 'Clear Air Turbulence' then?

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, I don't think they exist.

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    #30

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    "There is no worst seat to sit on the plane"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. The worst seat is the one next to the screaming child, or the one with the person behind that insists on giving you a kidney massage with their knees. If you mean for the smoothest ride, the front or over the wing is better than the back. If you mean for surviving a crash, then over the wing or the back.

    UpupaEpops
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seat in the middle, squished between two massive dudes who not only insist on sitting with their legs spread, they also take both armrests. 🤬 I'm willing to pay extra for a seat just to never have to experience this again.

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this ex-pilot used to do after dinner talks back in the '80s and he became quite well known. He was asked what the safest seat in the plane was. He said one in the very back. The person asked why that was. He said, "Have you ever seen a plane reverse into a mountain?"

    Taibhse Sealgair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 years ago, when I was a young, budding aero engineer at Lockheed (back when they were still in Burbank) I asked one of the senior engineers where the safest place to sit on a plane was. His response was, "In the back". When I asked why, he said "Because if the plane crashes, you'll end up on top." Brilliant.

    Whitney Gal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always try to sit at the very back near the toilets, because people hate sitting there and if it’s not a full flight, I usually get a whole row to myself. The smoothest ride is over the wings. The most dangerous place is typically first class.

    Linda Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may have better food, but they hit the ground first

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    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet seat on a long haul plane

    Jessica Cifelli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst seat I would imagine, would be the one next to the dead person who died mid-flight.

    ScarlettofHydraIsland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, nah, the worst seat is next to a lady who first talks very, very loudly into her cellphone, then tries to talk to you, repeatedly, even after multiple hints you’re not interested, and finishes off the whole fiasco by eating tuna fish. True story XD

    Gay_Forg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true near the toilet or any babies.

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    #31

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    "As you can see, windshield wipers are indispensible in heavy rain."

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    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to set them to music.

    #32

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    "Engine power is reduced after take-off to climb power. Among other things because of noise reduction due to people who live close to the airport. This has the effect that the engine noise decreases. The climb rate decreases but you still continue to climb. You don't fall down"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rate of climb changes and therefore you feel a change in the acceleration of the aircraft. It is often combined with a turn, which you will also feel.

    Giovanna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can always feel that change in speed coz I'm always super conscious of what happens, being scared to hell. But once one of my friends told me this during that moment, and I always repeat it to myself and it helps. He said: "You don't want to go beyond the stratosphere, do you" :D

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    #33

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    "The transponder will be set to 7600. Atc now knows that no communication can be established. Aircraft flies according flight plan route and lands at the destination"

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I would have thought that that might have required a 'nearest airport' landing. I guess it makes sense if you think about it - there's nothing else wrong with the plane so why not?

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, common guys, it's Assigned, Expected, Vectored, or Filed on the route. Minimum, Expected or Assigned on Altitude.

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    #34

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    "The aircraft does not fall during turbulence. Unsteady air, upwinds, downwinds or wind shears literally are trying to disturb the aircraft's course"

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it accelerates in a downward direction, which is why you feel like you are floating out of your seat!