35 Of The Funniest Tweets About Being A Parent To Twins

A true hero!

I didn't produce enough milk for my children, had I NOT used formula they would have starved or had some serious complications, F*ck anyone that tells you "breast is best" or any of that bullsh*t. I was ashamed by it at first, now I give zero f*cks, my children are both happy & VERY healthy, plus I still have a great rack....something I'm told you lose after breast feeding....lol

i don't get the link between formula and wine.

Faith in humanity: restored.

Whatever. She deserves that wine

When people asked I always answered "nope triplets, lost one around here somewhere."

Some people do have two children close in age who look like twins but are not twins, whether they're the same age and one or both is adopted, about a year or two apart but the same size/height, or that one case where a woman had two children one month apart because she had another pregnancy in her second uterus.

I have three and the older two are 15 month apart. Next time someone asks me if they are twins (again) I'm gonna pretend to panic and say there should be three

One is a clone. Accidentally left baby on copy machine. No, just 1 - I think you're seeing double.

I liked the first one so much I 3D printed the second one.

In fairness you need triplets, to compare two treatments plus a control.

Hahaha 🤣

I legit spit soda out .... Tnx 😂🤨

I know twins which born separate years - one girl on 31st December, and her sister on New Year :)

Oh, they could have different zodiak signs and confuse the heck out of astrology fans too.

HAHAGAHAGAHA

When I turned two, my mom missed my birthday because she was busy giving birth. She planned with military precision to have us both celebrate the same birthdays so she wouldn't have to spend for two separate ones.

No argument of who’s the oldest

Am I wrong in thinking that the sick one wanted to get the well twin sick so he could stay home with him?

So sweet!

😍

As a person who doesn’t normally like children AWWW that’s soo sweet

Together we are stronger.

at first i though T2 it was for Terminator 2 and T1 for T-1000... That story was meant to be awesome!!!

T1 and T2 living together – mass hysteria

I don't think this is a correct synopsis of Terminator 3.

Hope mum started crying and ... umm... well... bleeding?

I can feel you crying and bleeding (inside your soul)

My identical twins were about 4 years old and we were invited to a wedding and it was their first time wearing a suit. They got dressed and twin A asked "how do I look?", and I said "go look in the mirror" and his twin said "just look at me". Twin A looks at twin B and says "I look good". Lol. Cracks me up every time I think about that and it's been 25 years.

Does he know which one is in the picture??

Gonna start thinking about that a lot too

That's a Ray Romano joke!

Tell him you don't believe he has twins, bc there's only one child.

Interesting, I have boy/girl twins and my boy was also speech delayed. My daughter ALWAYS knew what he was saying. Or maybe she is the evil twin and was making it up 😂😅

Nah, my twins had their own special language and it used to make their brother, who was 2 years older, feel very left out. He would get so frustrated and say I don't understand them and I would be like join the club. They clearly understood each other because they would start laughing when one said something to the other, or one would utter a whole stream of gibberish and they'd start doing something together. It lasted quite a while and did delay their speech a bit. When I raised my concern with the pediatrician she was really chill. She said enjoy it, let them do their thing, they will eventually catch up and of course they did.

Twin mom and daughter of a twin. Getting dorky scientific and splitting hairs here - b/g twins are fraternal. That connection thing is for identical. My daughters and my dad / uncle are fraternal, nothing alike, and no connection. My BILs and one of cousin's set - identical and connection. (We have six sets of twins in the family right now.)

One time I was at a summer camp that had lots of outdoor and wilderness and there were these two skinny kids, like, REALLY REALLY DANGEROUSLY SKINNY kids, and they were twins, identical, and they walked around everywhere mumbling their made up language of gibberish to each other. It was creepy