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Hipsters have made a name for themselves as a group that lives outside mainstream culture - proudly flaunting ironic old-timey clothing, elaborate beards, and mustaches while sipping on craft beer and snacking on artisanal, organic foods. While it's easy to spot a hipster on the outside, what goes on inside their brains? - some pretty deep melodramatic thoughts. This list is full of emotional hipster captions that someone decided to parody, and the edits are so much better than the originals.

The term 'hipster' or 'hip' is documented as going back as far as 1902 in America. The New York Tribune published a quote at the end of the 1920s that includes the term, referring to the original 'hipsters' who were people who carried hip flasks around during Prohibition. Flasks full of liquor, what could be more hipster than that?

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We suggest you take deep breaths of air if you need to meditate

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    #2

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    This friendship might be over before it really began if they aren't careful

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    Just another bot
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless friends are also boys. And anyway this (the before the parody) seems to either suggest the opposite, that friends don't stick around forever or that life is fleeting and you or your friends might actually get hit by a train. Come on, meme....

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    #3

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    My heart is cold but Antartica is colder

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    #4

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    Cigarettes, vapes, antique pipes, it's better to keep your lungs clean

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird is gonna get you right between the eyes :D

    Cat person
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time a bird pooped like a couple centimetres from my face, it was right on the ground in front of me

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    Barry Hilliard
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......EMPHYSEMA, CHRONIC BRONCHITIS, if not cancer. In all cases, you die a horrible death. I know. I'm dying of emphysema and chronic bronchitis. If you have ever had bronchitis, think about having phlegm in your lungs all day everyday and more often than not, you can't clear your lungs. Take my word for it, YOU DO NOT WANT THESE DISEASES.

    FortnitePlayerGirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

    Gale Florentina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am here for a good time, not a long time :)) xD

    Shereen Timmerman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's pot, let the munchies begin!

    Idiotnews
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...crepe wrinkled dry skin and sooner than you think! And if you don’t know what crepe is, you’d better look it up.

    Ang.stl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or ask me to take a picture of my old lady hands. They show "crepe" better than the paper does!!

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    kamakaze pilot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didn't quit smokin ..cz i figured out that it's the only thing that wouldn't kill me....lmaooo...nice movie quotes...affffff

    mistouko les
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. ... But you're a c**t.

    James Geschwender
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    6 years ago

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    I'm 56 and I've smoked for over 40 years and i can out work people half my age my lungs are in great shape

    Henry Holliday
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    6 years ago

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    f**k it cigars are awesome

    Aiba Takumi
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    6 years ago

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    Vapes don't cause cancer. Cigarettes do.

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    #5

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    Different body same frame of mind

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    Lilian Della Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I have personally evolved into a door mat.

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    #6

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    Seriously sometimes it's really important that you keep it together

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's wheely important to keep it together!

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    #7

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    No item of clothing is too big or too small to make an impact - we miss that lost sock too

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    #8

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    You aren't heartbroken, you are suffering from a cardiovascular heart disease

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    #9

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    Nobody.likes.a.grammar.nerd.express.yourself.however.you.want.to.

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    #10

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    Looking for love in all the wrong places

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    Sleep Meister
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless there is a peep-hole. Creepy stalker woman

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    #11

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    A picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes that makes the caption worthless

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a troubled bridge over waters - Garfunkel and Simon

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    #12

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    #13

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    Getting up is half the battle but sitting still can be hard too

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? sit quietly, alone, in peace? relaxing? in the sun? in good weather?... poor you!

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    #14

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    The star of tonight's show is the moon playing the role of the stars

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    #15

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    Math is hard, especially when your brain is the size of a walnut

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    #16

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    Love can make you blind - blind to speeding cars that are about to hit you

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    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You will get hit first. " "No, You! " "Stop it, I am sure it will be" ... #$@#$@ "I can never win :("

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    donghun's emo cactus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you, but you'll probably crush me, so I'd rather not.

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    #18

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    We all have our own version of paradise - they decided to go with a farm

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    #19

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    Do you believe in fate? Just be careful the next time you think you found the perfect match

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    #20

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    Unleash the wild thing within you, because it might be eating all the food in your stomach

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    María Hermida
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the "vomiting" emoji when I need it? 😅😅 😅

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    #21

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    The way to a boy or girls heart is through their stomach - always feed those you love

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    #22

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    The one thing you can always rely on is your bed - or is it?

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to lie down, but everything is a lie.

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    #23

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    The perfect example of an unlikely friendship, a human and floating water vapor

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be your friend, now I make you wet. Someone escaped the friend zone!

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    #24

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    It's time to straighten up, unless you want to walk around with a cane - nothing hip about that

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    donghun's emo cactus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wanted to get her hipster glasses in the picture.

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    #25

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    No means no you papery creeps. Who knew inanimate objects could be so needy

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    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should have been written in Hardtimes New Roman

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    #26

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    There will always be these dilemmas in life so choose the one you think will hurt the least

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    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well /now/ we are asking real questions

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    #27

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    Who needs friends with a lamp like this- guaranteed to get you through the darkness

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    Oathbraker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always? Was this written by a 12 year old?

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    #28

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    This game of hide-and-seek should't be so difficult, there aren't even any trees

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    Superman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just X-Ray vision the damn thing.

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    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    surprisingly nobody sitting on the road

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    #30

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    Your one friend that doesn't really seem to understand you no matter what you say

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    Anne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. I don't think I can ever handle losing my doggo.

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