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You can easily lose your way in the world of food if you don’t watch where you’re going. As you navigate the Isles of Gordon Ramsay and sail around the Jamie Oliver Peninsula, you’re eventually bound to come across the seemingly-endless Desert (not dessert) of Weird Food. And in the middle stands none other than the city of ‘Totally Gourmet’ (Population: 118,000), its streets filled with bizarre sights that show off the strange and sometimes unsettling side of cooking, cuisine, and nosh.

The ‘Totally Gourmet’ page is run by none other than Sébastien Mathys and Jonas Nyffenegger. If their names sound familiar, then it’s probably because you’ve read Bored Panda’s previous post about their other incredibly popular Instagram page, ‘Ugly Design.’ Now, Sébastien and Jonas are shocking the world once again—but with food! Check out some of the weirdest and most mesmerizing food-related pics from ‘Totally Gourmet’ below and upvote the ones that made your eyes pop and your jaws drop, dear Pandas. Planning to skip lunch after this post (we just might)? Let us know in the comment section below.

Sébastien and Jonas told Bored Panda that 'Totally Gourmet' started as a spin-off of 'Ugly Design. They explained that they're both passionate about cooking and thought that the amazing food pictures that they found online deserved a dedicated page. "We like to experiment in the kitchen and try new flavors whenever given the opportunity. If you are a food artist please share your work with us, we would love to see (taste) what you do!" Read on for the full interview.

More info: Instagram (Totally Gourmet) | Instagram (Ugly Design) | Ugly.Design

#1

Bird House

Bird House

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Blinding_Darkness
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought it was an actual house and then I saw the bird and I was like ohhhh 🤦🏼‍♀️lol it's a good design tho I love it

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
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5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too! Can't believe the bird actually payed it any mind tho.. prbably bc of the food

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like the start of some wonky sitcom-- meet the Finches!

N G
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to put too fine a point on it...

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like a scene from some quirky sitcom-- Meet the Finches!

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    #2

    Noodeldo

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    Jelly the Bean
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love that! You would be able to snack on it at any time.

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    Calvin Suzuki
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you take your grandma to a Chinese restaurant

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They certainly have skills, especially without breaking the noodles.

    The cation
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you have that much dedication?

    poopoohed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is cool. these people can knit well

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    #3

    Say It With Flowers

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    RoseTheMad
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't disturbing, or inedible. To answer a question, they are likely made with heavy cream. Fruit sandwiches are pretty common in Japan.

    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the white stuff? If it's marshmallow fluff than yum, if it's mayo this is a crime

    Claire
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s whipped cream. It’s called a fruit sando, or strawberry sando, very popular in Japan. I highly recommend.

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful! Definitely would like this instead of the actual thing!

    Michael Dworkin-Robertson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's creme filled, and the bread is actually more of a pastry dough.

    Ray Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fantastic idea! If that's cream cheese, it would be delicious, too.

    Jamma
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is how to make them: https://youtu.be/QdZxLetJSZg

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    When Bored Panda asked Sébastien and Jonas what could be done if readers suddenly lose their appetites when looking at photos from the 'Totally Gourmet' page, the pair weren't surprised at all. "We know what you mean. This occurs to us as well... DM us when this happens. We have tips to help, depending on the picture," they said. So, dear Pandas, if you find yourself put off from eating after this list, send a direct message to the curators of the page and they might just have a solution for you.

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    Sébastien and Jonas also revealed that they have quite a few food and cooking disaster stories between them in their lives. And they shared the worst one of them.

    "Younger Jonas organized a Surströmming party in a public park in Geneva with a few friends and me," Sébastien said. "Surströmming is a Swedish delicacy made of fermented fish. Most of our friends refused to even try and backed away from the smell. Actually, the scent was so strong that everybody in a radius of 50m decided to leave. Even a group of punks. Our tasting was too trash for them." Got any similar stories to share, dear Pandas? Let us know in the comment section!

    #4

    Kiwifruit

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way the two in the back are looking at one another has me lol!

    Boudica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant, I hadn't noticed that! :-D

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These would be awesome at a Halloween or kid's birthday party. Not that anyone is likely to actually sit and eat a whole kiwi at a kid's party, but they'd look great on the table :-)

    poopoohed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that mike wazowski or mike WOOZAHski?

    person (i think)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this "slightly disturbing"? It is actually great!

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    #5

    Pug

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that is actually a really well-made pancake

    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I would consider this gourmet.

    Midget
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you eat this in front of the doggo? ;w;

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    #6

    Orange At Work

    Orange At Work

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is his name Atlas by any chance?

    Claire Mannschreck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    A GW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sisyphus...keep pushing that boulder, buddy

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange you glad it ain't an Apple?

    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a previous post (possibly on Bored Panda??) with a series of pictures made from fruit peel. Very cool.

    Steve Cruz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the pip for the butt hole.

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    We’re drawn to weirdness and ugliness. It’s a very human experience to be captivated by something that’s far from aesthetically pleasing. And that’s exactly the primal human fascination with ugliness that the ‘Totally Gourmet’ team manage to capture in the pics that they post.

    There’s a lot of similarity between ‘Totally Gourmet’ and ‘Ugly Design,’ namely, the ugliness and the shock value. Sébastien and Jonas earlier spoke to Bored Panda about their other project, ‘Ugly Design,’ and attributed its success to the fact that their content creates a huge contrast to the “norm-perfect” pictures that can usually be found in people’s Instagram feeds.

    #7

    Cuty

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your child is a young intellectual

    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought of zucchini canoes... now I have to revise my saying!

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    Nicole Tomme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooookay.... Whatever floats your boat, I guess

    Calvin Suzuki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this kiddo is gonna do some awesome stuff in life

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't eat your vegetables, at least do something productive & creative with them like this lil guy.

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Do you really think he did that, or maybe someone else did and had him pose with it? I think it's impressive either way.

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    #8

    Cheetos Superstructure

    Cheetos Superstructure

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Built with cheetoes and saliva. Eeek!

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the saliva would weaken the Cheetos and cause them to shrink, making all of them come apart once they were so small they weren't touching anymore.

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    kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    things you do when you're bored and in lockdown

    Helen Haley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a star trek voyager episode about this?

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    #9

    Lunch

    Lunch

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have a slap·ass·wich please.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s what’s sexual harassment sandwich looks like.

    Hannah Spivey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when it took me abt 1min to understand what it looks like lol

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, if you put the two sides of the sandwich together...

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    “When seeing an ugly design rather than perfect aesthetics (as defined in the 21st century)—scrollers takes notice,” Sébastien and Jonas told Bored Panda that the key is to avoid predictability and embracing what’s unexpected.

    The curators of ‘Ugly Design’ and ‘Totally Gourmet’ explained that they believe ugliness is a topic that’s bottomless and will always have something to offer in terms of content. So you can expect a lot more extraordinary and strange content from Sébastien and Jonas in the near future, that’s for sure!

    #10

    Cereal

    Cereal

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is just making sure no one is after his lucky charms ... Once and for all.

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing you won't sweep them up and put them back on the box?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't eat those... :/

    Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew that’s disgusting... 🤢

    todd andrews
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what someone means when they say, “I’m going to sit for a spell.”?

    Claire Mannschreck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KID: where are the lucky charms? MOM:*sigh*

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    #11

    Veggitect

    Veggitect

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly exciting

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that seeing the result of the work of someone who has mastered his/her craft is always both exciting and humbling

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    Sarina Greenhaven
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohmygosh it's so organized Im gonna die!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gibes new meaning to "carrot top"

    Levi Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect stack gave me chills

    okpkpkp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, my carrot harvest is so small compared to this. i grow maybe 50 at a time for me and my wife, lol.

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone has a lot of time on their hands!!!!

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    #12

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a legit dessert. Glass pie is gelatin based .

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that this was a huge baking trend in parts of Asia several years ago. They called them "raindrop" cakes and they were made with water and agar-agar powder, and then flavoured with brown sugar syrup and soy bean flour.

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    Isobel Davies
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just dont know how i feel about this, i mean it looks cool but ..... it unsettles me

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow nice. 100% of the iceberg on the top

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Asian fad, and I think they typically use a seaweed extract rather than gelatine, a bit like agar (which uses an algae extract).

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    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs fish.

    Piper Perez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! I think its a Gelatin cake

    Lisa Chambers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen the clear cakes in Japan. Very neat!

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    #13

    Lost In The Sauce

    Lost In The Sauce

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    Martin Řezáč
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the rim of the can (where the lid tore off) is pretty sharp - I wouldnt serve it like this to a kitty

    Lucas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. It's a stupid thing to do. You put it on to a flat plate and they don't get in this mess.

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    Pam Olson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should feed a hungry kitten this way.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this wee kitten may be too young for adult cat food. Poor little guy.

    Lsai Aeon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is possible that is all they had at the moment. As little as that kitten is, I'm guessing its a "look what we found, what the heck do we feed it right now it's starving" situation

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    Clara Knaub
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we stopped buying extra gravy wet food for my cat lol. He got it all over his face and then he would need to be wiped down with a wet towel 😂

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a picture would not be my first reaction. Poor baby!

    Diane Patrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always angers me seeing cats fed out of cans. Put the damn food on a plate!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that kitten is old enough to eat anything but their mother's milk.

    Cynthia Humphreys
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor thing. This is just cruel. This kitten is too young to be eating from a large can.

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too young for that food. That's Momma's food.

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    #14

    Those Sausages Be Flacid

    Those Sausages Be Flacid

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    Ben Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s girth that counts.

    Henny Hana
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed my ass off i needed my inhaler afterwards

    Ruth Mayfly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just cold in there, OK?

    Kevin Donegan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not attractive ... the visual component when it comes to food is important.

    kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heat them up and they'll grow

    Chuck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that the plant wilted. 🤔🤔

    Nicole Tomme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to put you off plants.

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    #15

    Happy Hours

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. What a way to get woken up.

    Ivan Ilic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here take a sip my son 🍸

    Exotic Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "photos taken moments before disaster"

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    #16

    Total Fail

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they managed to capture the photo while the leaf thingy was still intact!

    Blinding_Darkness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good pic tho the timing is spot on

    Izuna Kazuki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0.0001 second before the end of the world

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a wonderfully timed "action" shot! They've still managed to capture the lovely "latte leaf."

    Loraine MacGinness
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW !! I bet you couldn't do that again !!

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    #17

    Christmas Tree Salad

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    Dogo the Dog
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute and creative, this isn’t a fail

    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am stealing this idea. Yup, STEALING Christmas ideas. I have no shame. It looks like it had some sort of cheese sprinkled on it like snow. STEALING STEALING STEALING!!! 🌼

    Riri
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be served every Christmas!

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    #18

    Beetle Bread

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes great with Beetlejuice, lol.

    BeazleBug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about this bugs me...

    Quazmodic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "eight legs" rather than the "six" beetles/insects are supposed to have? Probably not. No one else knows that either, apparently. lol

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    Jia Kia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love beetles and I love bread, whats more to ask for!

    Joonscrab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is super detailed and amazing!!!

    Quazmodic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super detailed? "Beetles" (an insect) with eight legs. "Super" detailed, right. lol

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to walk around eating it just to see people’s reactions to it.

    Local Catboy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WO THATS COOL, i know gonta would like it

    Nicole Tomme
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetles are popular pets in Japan so I can see how this would appeal to customers.

    fuggnuggins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I get it now. I just thought it was some particularly obscure Japanese food-art but it being in context of a particularly obscure and somewhat deprived object of affection actually makes much more sense.

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    #19

    Avocado

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeds a whole family!

    Colleen Garland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had a normal one for lunch. Now I feel cheated.

    Full of Giggles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're called long neck avocados. My grandparents used to have a tree in their backyard in Florida.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Persea americana Russell" https://www.insider.com/what-are-long-neck-avocados-how-to-get-one-2019-8

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    #20

    Do Something With Eggplant

    Do Something With Eggplant

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    The lion tamer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a dish in Greece called Papoutsakia" (little shoes) and it's like a personal mousaka.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy! https://akispetretzikis.com/en/categories/kreas/melitzanes-papoytsakia-me-mpesamel

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    Purr·maid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know that I could eat that.

    Pedro Baranda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I send one of these to Chaplin?The world owes him one...

    Thalia Lovering
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Greek recipe with stuffed aubergine that's called papoutsakia (small shoes).

    Riri
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to buy those Shoes

    Elena Ktmr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recipe is actually called little shoes. It is greek.

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    #21

    Crayfish Procession

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    Ramen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not a meeting its a sacrificial ritual

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance? They are waiting on the shingle--will you come and join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?"

    Harold Summer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When shellfish sacrifice each other to the gods.

    Diane Phillips-Herman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, reminds me of the dinner in Beetlejuice

    Wesley Boylan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procession? More like satanic fish ritual...

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arise my dead friends, from beneath the rice

    DangaTank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *nobody. absolutely nobody.* My brain:

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    #22

    Carving The Turkey

    Carving The Turkey

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    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just spam, let me delete it....

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fail. There is Turkey Spam.

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    #23

    Tomato

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for cutting you in half!

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahaha. I’d just put the halves together, make the sign of the cross, and throw it back into the garden.

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    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....He sees you when you're sleeping.... .....He knows when you're awake....

    Noah Gibson-fowlkes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanted a tomato not the souls of the damned

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that move back in the early 80's ... Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

    Silly String
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one evil looking mato. I'd throw him away.

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    #24

    Flower Bouquet

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    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to see the baked version too!

    Annie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely unexpected and beautiful.

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    #25

    Monday’s Pie

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    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pie went bad.... very bad....

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monday's pie is fair of face... Actually this looks more like Wednesday's pie - Wednesday's pie is full of woe.

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    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it got the Monday mood spot on

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep reducing the price for a reason.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possessed pie... leave it on the shelf.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ufff, Voldemort must have really fallen on hard times.

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    #26

    Self Isolated Lime

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you put the lime in the coke, and then you drink it all up....?

    Christina Gude
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't read that without singing it!!! Call the doctor!!! LOL

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    Shadow4523
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually kinda cool not goanna lie

    Niels Veldhoven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Group immunity by vaccination visualised...

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    #27

    Trapple

    Trapple

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    janice wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really cool, freak of nature. Why it didn’t start to rot when it was first pierced by the limb, is surprising.

    Adrienne Early
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's pierced, I think it's wedged in a branch fork.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first when I saw it I thought it was a pear

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of a parent grows a limb through one of it's kids?

    Riri
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Apple didn't get Away.

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    #28

    Chubbytella

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you get eating Nutella and bread...

    Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps that’s normal baby fat. Perhaps the kid’s being over fed. Whatever the case, be careful where you stick your fork... 👀🙊

    Peter Weir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fat american child...dying of obesity at an early age, white bread and cancerous nutella.

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    #29

    Lost And Found

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    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no this cake has been abused! (the airport spoon tip on another BP post)

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the real secret is: "There is no spoon."

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm... nothing but a nice slice of spoon for my birthday

    Flower Child 🌻
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was this perhaps baked for a friend in prison?

    ANNIKAH MARTINEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honey i cant seem to find the spoon i used to mix the cake batter! (after the cake is done)oh dear

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, no, no. I need a HACKSAW! How many times do I have to tell you Shirley?"

    Wesley Boylan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom why did the cake crunch when I bit into it?

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    #30

    Spaghetti, Ocd Version

    Spaghetti, Ocd Version

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please change the title of this. This is not what OCD is. At all. OCD is constant intrusive thoughts and compulsions all day long that you can’t control. OCD is not about being neat, or organized, or a perfectionist. It is constant torture all day. I understand that you did not mean to be offensive but please change the title.

    N S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the compulsion can very well be food related, e.g. one type of food is not allowed to touch any other on the plate, so perhaps OP has a compulsion with making "food art" before consuming

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    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be some sort of record....(I'll see myself out)

    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with OCD, please please for the love of all that is holy, CHANGE THE TITLE. This is not OCD. OCD is constant, random,. and not the whole "organize" thing the media portrays it as.

    Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be an obsession but it’s not an accurate depiction of OCD. This looks more like an artistic talent, and people already have the wrong idea about OCD. I don’t think it’s fair to keep misusing the word. Not for those who are suffering for real with the disorder. It’s hell.

    Pam Olson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad title on this but it is pretty.

    Maggie Mae
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OCD is a very Real and Unmanageable Disease!Shamw on You making fun of It!! Wish You would be affected with it!!

    Silly String
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so pleasing to the eye. Thanks to whomever crafted it!!

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think: cold, overly handled, what the f**k are those frozen peas. I wouldn't stick this in my mouth let alone on Instagram.

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    #31

    Totally Curvy

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    Hunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this fruit must be in dis-pear from people seeing it uncoverd. hehehe get it?......ok ill go

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a camel-toe on you Pistachio

    Dreamwolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that looks like a certain something...

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    #32

    Bastard

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not sorry. Not at all.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't call him/her a "bastard". You should know better than to leave it sitting out. It looks old anyway.

    Bored Little Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does that with everything we bring home lol, we gotta put it in the fridge right away

    Patty Stier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're the one who left it out human!

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I ate it, what ya gonna do about it, Hooman!

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you stay angry at that face?

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is on my lap watching as I scroll. She said to add: "Been there, Done that."

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can I tell you, ham r good.

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    #33

    That's The Destruction We All Need In Our Communities!

    That's The Destruction We All Need In Our Communities!

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More protests should resort to pies and cakes.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to master the nyuk nyuk nyuk sound.

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    Red
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHH SHES GOTTA CAKEEEEEEEE

    Fen Wolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to employees, it wasn't even a real cake. They stole the display cake out of the case without checking to see if it was real.

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    have a cow, man🤪
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yessssss the cheese cake girl!! i saw that on the news when the cheese cake factory was looted!

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would protest with chocolate. By eating it. In a meaningful manner.

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    #34

    Paw

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    Bengü Taşkesen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those tiny paws weren't burned.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who did this in a pan of fudge.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cute! Those are the paws that were just digging in the litter box…

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, very familiar sight in my house too.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have no proof....oh, wait

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT put your pet ferret on the kitchen bench!

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    #35

    New Apple AirPods

    New Apple AirPods

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    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green Onions.. Bada ba da da bada

    Levi
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leeks of the new airpods

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LeekPods are very rare to come by.

    Riri
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet your Ear would Smell

    Shadow4523
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: can i get air pod mom: we have air pods at home air pods at home ^

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    #36

    Dessert

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was from the Lion King: "slimy, yet satisfying."

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    Blinding_Darkness
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like "ugh gross" then I scrolled down and I was like "ooh cake" lol

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, and I mean I had EXACTLY the same reaction.

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    MantisKeeper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would be a great prank, like: "whats for dessert?" "oh, only this giant beetle grub..."

    Alice Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as it tastes good, I guess

    similarly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is amazingly well-done.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty well spot on. Convincing enough that at first glance the cake looks a bit like spam.

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    #37

    How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction?

    How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction?

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    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what does this stuff taste like? They don't sell it where I live...I've just seen it in media.

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    #38

    Munchies

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, yet not ok to not blurr her face. She does not deserve the shaming of the Internet.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember what it's like being hungry in class because I skipped breakfast. Kudos to her!

    Izuna Kazuki
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing is normal in my country, we also drink an ice tea in plastic bag with straw

    Malinda Petersen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broke college student? No shame, real life (I remember those days!)

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    #39

    Spirit Animal

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funny if his head was actually covered in the snakes but people kept taking and eating them.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medusa's cousin Larry, suffering from gorgon pattern baldness.

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me *Creeping behind the dude*: SLURRRRRPPP

    Patty Stier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like long gummy snakes glued on his head.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol may have been involved....

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medusa's retarded love child.

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    #40

    Puppy

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fascinating how our brains are always on autopilot interpreting what we see, or feeding us misinformation about the world around us. Never trust anything you hear, and only half of what you actually see!

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out blindsight. It basically explains why we see that as a face, but at the same time don't. American Scientist (or Scientific American, I don't remember) has an old article with a video of a blind guy navigating obstacles unaided, and entirely unaware of the fact.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s where Pickles went…

    Bunny Lady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks exactky like one of my dogs! 😱

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    #41

    Very Cute

    Very Cute

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    Nina Strauss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would cover it in epoxy resin and where it as jewelry -5 min crafts Just let me eat the banana!!! -humanity

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that is a clay miniature. There are some amazing artists that make entire little feasts out of clay!

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    #42

    A Date

    A Date

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    Metaniel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me and my doggo 😂

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little dinner companion is so cute!

    fishy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the scene in the bee movie

    #43

    Pretzels Dipped In White & Red Chocolate Melts, Then Dipped In Black & White Sugar Cigarettes

    Pretzels Dipped In White & Red Chocolate Melts, Then Dipped In Black & White Sugar Cigarettes

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    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks disgusting at first glance, but I bet it tastes good.

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the goal is not to make cigarettes look appetizing.

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, great!

    Janoel Murrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a rip off of another post https://www.boredpanda.com/halloween-themed-snacks-desserts-birthday/

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was in bored panda before. It was for a halloween party

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the "lipstick marks" near where the "ash" end?

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not "lipstick marks"...it is where the ash is because it is supposed to be the reddish flame part of the cig....the "flame" is why the ash is there...

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    ANNIKAH MARTINEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow my dad would love this! why? because I'm always telling him to stop smoking is BAD for you so so we can get some make him these and he'll be fine

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    #44

    Dog Hot?

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    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cursed *whispers* sharon get the shotgun

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse Polish Sausage: Good, but can do with some Postfixins.

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No. NO. Kill meeee

    Skyler Harris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who puts their condiments on the f***ing side

    #45

    Focused On My Goals

    Focused On My Goals

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a rod inside

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no way could those cheerios stand in such a straight line on a CHILD no less

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    Nina Strauss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with ADHD, that is exactly what I would do

    Boudica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that's not the cereal that was stuck to the toddler's bum in the previous pic!

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    #46

    Comfort Food

    Comfort Food

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    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. why do people eat these with socks?

    #47

    You’ll Be Next

    You’ll Be Next

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Lord, I’ve strayed too far from the light. Forgive me for finding this funny.

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just for educational purposes.... don't worry

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    #50

    Hello?

    Hello?

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    #51

    Pro Tips Photography

    Pro Tips Photography

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The touch screen should go nuts when the salami touches it.

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s on the dog’s head?

    #52

    Ever Wonder Why Ice Cubes Taste So Boring? It's Cuz You Make 'Em Outta Stupid Water!

    Ever Wonder Why Ice Cubes Taste So Boring? It's Cuz You Make 'Em Outta Stupid Water!

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    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with lemons, in a very little cast. Whenever I wanna use lemon juice, I throw in one or two of these - way better than any processed liquid containing traces of lemons...

    Xandra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does this with coffee, to make ice coffee in the summer

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then your child opens the freezer and uses the ice cubes

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can actually tell a child not to use the red ice-cubes. Children that can open a fridge to get ice totally understand the concept of "not this".

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    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it will. I've forgotten enough 'quick stick it in the freezer to chill' bottles to know what happens.

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    #53

    Aww

    Aww

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    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False advertising alert: this is just sad

    #54

    Bring Me Solo And The Wookie

    Bring Me Solo And The Wookie

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    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see him CRUSHED by the other piece of bread!

    #55

    “Don’t Forget To Salt”

    “Don’t Forget To Salt”

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    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh mah god wellcome to da world of salt

    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear... to be clear a lot of those salt lamps contain traces of arsenic and other minerals. Don't lick your lamps, please.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is SaltECrafter cooking?

    #56

    Sunday‘S

    Sunday‘S

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    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can eat it quickly...no ice cream headache possible. (Slight risk of liver and kidney damage however.) Also, for you Americans, this is the same drug as acetaminophen, AKA Tylenol.

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If liver failure came as a dessert option.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One word, 3 mistakes. That's a new level.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can taste it just by looking at it. Panadol is the worst when you accidentally get a taste of it.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you never tasted Prednisone.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant for kids refusing to tka medicin

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    #57

    Xxl Onigiri

    Xxl Onigiri

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    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, its just seaweed and rice. It might have stuff in it tho.

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    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basically just rice and dried seaweed. If you can find that, then go for it!

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    #58

    It Can Be Done

    It Can Be Done

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?

    Sarah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like one of those weird foods from the 50's. Like when they were obsessed with putting hot dogs in everything.

    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FLOATING SPAGHETTI MONSTERSSSS!

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family and I used to make these when I was younger (minus the faces) - they were called "squid dogs".

    Bored Little Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna do this on so many levels just for the fun of it.

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    #59

    Tomato Freak

    Tomato Freak

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest using a straw.

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which makes me wonder... in an alternate universe, would Mcdonald's be WcDonald's because the M would be upside down?

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    Isobel Davies
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how doesnt this leak out of the holes in the bottom !!!!

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want some fries with that ketchup?

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest not using all the ketchup lol

    #60

    Sunday Threat

    Sunday Threat

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tommy was always told not to play with his food. He showed them.

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that? "Shepard's Pie," she replied sheepishly.

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    #61

    No More Stock? make Your Own!!!

    No More Stock?
make Your Own!!!

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U should wear that, so when you get hungry you can eat the mask

    Dreamwolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND there are two so that way you could have seeconds!

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Just as effective.

    #62

    Germ Alert

    Germ Alert

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    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...are we just gonna not say anything about the poor, collapsed cake??? Bless it's heart...

    Uriel Grey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how it takes a pandemic for people to make a cake and a single cupcake and have the candle on the cupcake instead.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's got the cake to himself. He won't be complaining!

    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay Ima stand over here. Waaaaaay over here

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SCREEAAAAMMMM.... SHARON GET THE SHOTGUN THE KID SNEEZED

    #63

    Happy Monday

    Happy Monday

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That potato is dying. But at least it will go down smiling

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    christ I love the abandoned section of some Bored Panda articles

    mr. t-rex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Anakin after Luke takes off his helmet

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the bottom on my grandpop's foot! LOL

    Joe Berger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...please....some....water....

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    #64

    Coronameatball Going Viral

    Coronameatball Going Viral

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    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I never would have thought to boil meatballs...interesting.

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that gave my brain a stroke

    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your talking about the pun then yeah, me too.

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    #65

    Tea X Pepper

    Tea X Pepper

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    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno know bout it but Im open to new ideas

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope nope nope nope

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you won't do the dishes in the sink.

    #66

    Holy Soup

    Holy Soup

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm...the nutritial value of these equals that of newspaper paper.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but your soul gets restored. It should be in chicken soup, therefore.

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we can use the satanic tomato in this soup. Altar bread should purify it.

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you and yo crew wannna purify a whole village

    Adele Maestranzi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any Catholic knows that they just stick to the roof of your mouth.

    #67

    Internet Flavour

    Internet Flavour

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen Facebook flavour in more than one gelateria where I live...

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Facebook taste like? Anger and unsolicited d**k pics?

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    shado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaahhh ... the taste of Social Media - truly as vile as it looks

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    01001001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01101001 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01110110 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 00100010 01100101 01111000 01101111 01110100 01101001 01100011 00100010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01110110 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101101 01101000 01101101 01101101 00111111

    #68

    Mamma Mia 😩

    Mamma Mia 😩

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be sure to secure the lid, honey"

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to us. Even better, my sister made a floating salad to bring to dinner and put it in her car's trunk. That trunk was floating and smelled like vinegar for years.

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that with queso dip, never did get completely out of the carpet.

    Red
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here we go again...

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    #69

    When Is The Party?

    When Is The Party?

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    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eewwwww... No. Just no.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 Minute crafts have so, so much time to loose at crazy ideas.

    Joyce Chen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. this is disgusting, 2. 5 minute crafts sucks

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't expect anything less from this content farm.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that in elementary school, our music teacher once told us that you could do something like this with a candy cane and an orange. I remember trying it once.

    ANNIKAH MARTINEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    #70

    Designers Humor

    Designers Humor

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    JesT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The terms RGB and CMYK refer to the color palette per se. RGB is red, green, blue and CMYK is cyan, magenta, yellow and black. In general, RGB is used for monitors and digital graphics while CMYK is used for printing. So technically you're looking at virtual prosciutto compared to real prosciutto.

    Lucelia Foote
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a designer. When designing for print, we often have to convert images from RGB to CMYK. When doing so they tend to lose their saturation and colour and look a little dull like the one on the right. This is because CMYK uses a different colour spectrum and can't create the exact same colours of RGB.

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    #71

    18+ Fruits

    18+ Fruits

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    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's 18+ plus means? Is it like fruit for adults? I'm confused

    Uriel Grey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18+ fruit means they are bare naked fruit

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    #72

    Why Does This Look Like A Mouth

    Why Does This Look Like A Mouth

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    Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it. I'm sorry, I hate it

    Exotic Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..... im scared its gonna eat me instead of me eating it.

    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just lost my stomach... My burger ate it

    #73

    Hydration Is Key

    Hydration Is Key

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the fall while taking a corner, due to the center of gravity being so high up.

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    #74

    French Perv

    French Perv

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    ANNIKAH MARTINEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES PLEASE! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR BREAD FRENCH BREAD TASTE SO GOOOOOOOOD

    StrangerOfTheDark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cornbread. Baguette. Pan. Chana Masala. The sour bread in Ethiopian food. Buttermilk Biscuits. White bread. Wheatbread. Tortilla. Chip. Whether crust or fluff, I WANT IT ALL!!!

    #75

    Selfisolating

    Selfisolating

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    Olivia Agave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dispenser has a lid that you open to fill it. The lid is missing so there is a giant hole in the top.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh,no, the other cats are going to eat me.

    Blinding_Darkness
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter how he/she got in there, it's how they get out. There is no way he (assuming it's a boy now) can get out without eating it all, but then I don't think he'll fit with a big belly full of all that food. Lol

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's just cut to the chase, shall we?"

    Pam Olson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did this to this poor cat in a pitiful attempt at humor.

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    #76

    Gourmet Bacon

    Gourmet Bacon

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you're basically eating her clothes and stripping her...

    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what barbie cakes are like and they've been around a while

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's where Lady Gaga got the idea from...

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be Lady Gaga?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah Jessica Parker at the Met Ball.

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    #77

    Sunday Treat

    Sunday Treat

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    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a tough night and an even tougher morning ...

    Nikole Ashley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shower beer is an excellent end to any day!

    Sponge Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm.... Shampoo sauce and soggy nuggets. Delicious!

    Bellamy John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive eaten chips while in the shower.. idk why

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the tub I understand, but this....

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    #78

    Mood

    Mood

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My Doctor told me I should only have one glass of wine per day...."

    #79

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rat is brilliant. And disgusting...

    Iðunn Ýr
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that's so cute 😊 The rats are adorable 💖 +So well done, I wish I could do this!

    MRS FLASHMAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the tiny bag of trash, nice touch

    #80

    Cake

    Cake

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is having our pictures on cake a thing again?

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone isn't coping with parenthood well.

    Łukasz Markuszewski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember now that there was a birthday anniversary of Pope John Paul II in Poland and in some town there was a pope-shaped cake, and some woman called police cause 'someone cut the pope' and she felt offended. We are not all like that, but some of us could be put in "Florida men" memes.

    #81

    There’s Holes In My Cheese

    There’s Holes In My Cheese

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how that came to pass? The wine-glass, the keys, the slightly crumply table-cloth makes it look like someone had a grate idea after a party and stayed way late to carve the left-over cheese-wheel into a shoe. Must have been a cool party.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sculpture is a croc of $hite!

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than real Crocs.

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If swiss cheese has holes and holes are less cheese, more cheese means more holes. So the more cheese you have, less cheese you'll get!

    #83

    A Home Without A Dog Is Just A House

    A Home Without A Dog Is Just A House

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass hole? (I will see myself out.)

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pun is intellectual humor, both to create and understand.

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    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the world of pug ownership folks. It is all buttholes and sneezes.

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    #84

    My Life

    My Life

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proposed to the song "Love Me Tender"

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if he don't propose to me in that exact way, I don't want it 🖐️

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    Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told me to put a ring on her finger.....

    #85

    Cheeto Wreath

    Cheeto Wreath

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    Bruh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to be so much more fat after eating that!

    shado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine a lot of saliva went into this creation ...

    Bellamy John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is the wreath hanging room the door where is the hand does this look photoshopped to you guys????

    Numpty Gamer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's totally shopped, down vote

    #86

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one pickle (bottom left) is seriously like "help me"

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, that transparent goo is disgusting. I remember a post here about cooking books from the seventies that were, like, "salad cake" and then ... some atrocity of this kind... Ew...

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gelatin. It has no flavor, so I mean, I guess you don't like the texture?

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this with strawberries and blueberries instead, it would be awesome!

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks a little pretty tho... Looks can be deceiving.

    #87

    Stay By Me

    Stay By Me

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    #88

    “Fruit’s A Gamble.”

    “Fruit’s A Gamble.”

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one like this.. mega sad :(

    Sponge Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would spiral into the pits of despair.

    Ayla Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    #89

    Olala!

    Olala!

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cherries or strawberries would have been better.

    Caroline Seguin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickles because they are in vinegar so they can stay fresh? Pretty gross though

    Vic D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good way to reuse these shoes after the little fish dies

    Pam Olson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colorful cereal would have been cute.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Gherkin was a shoe brand.

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    #90

    German Sushi

    German Sushi

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fully German. You'd need to have a side serving of meat with it.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be sauerkraut instead of rice

    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just gonna go with it smh

    #91

    Hot Mermaid

    Hot Mermaid

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone see the top of Pocahontas's face peeking out at the bottom?

    #92

    Mamma Mia

    Mamma Mia

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    #93

    Fish Face

    Fish Face

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    Pearl_TheRapperLOL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That popped on my screen all of a sudden and freaked me out.

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    #94

    Cork

    Cork

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    Bird Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why you invest in a bottle opener!

    Red72
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I can relate to this, quite a few times actually! It's called being drunk and can't remember where I left the bottle opener, so we improvise!!

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry for your loss. 😣

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send me the address and I will send you a wine opener for free.

    #95

    Atleast You Know When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

    Atleast You Know When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

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    #96

    Multitasking

    Multitasking

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    Numpty Gamer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barred from entry into the UK!!!

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To anywhere in the world. That is just awful.

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiling an egg with the noodles, yeah OK I can accept that. Noodle water tea? YUCK!

    jevais
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why oh why noodles, an egg boiled together and use the water for making a tea? Was because of the cost of electricity or just laziness? It's to hard believe anyone would do such a thing.

    Olivia Agave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of my Britishness is twitching.

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    #97

    21st Birthday Celebration

    21st Birthday Celebration

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    #98

    Gastromelon

    Gastromelon

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    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but they are also not fully ripe when shaped like this. They put the watermelons into a mold while they are growing and the melon assumes the shape of the mold. Purely decorational and quite expensive. Mostly in asian countries

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very popular decorations in Japan. They use glass cages to mold them as they grow. Too bad the insides are inedible due to the process.

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does a mold make the insides inedible? seriously not trying to be flip, trying to understand...

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    #99

    Cheese Tower

    Cheese Tower

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice but too much carbs here...

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually cheese is low carb. You are thinking of fat content. Carbs is the bread.

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't have a cheese sandwich without having cheese in it. I could lose my job! freddy2-5f...c90f98.jpg freddy2-5fabb2ac90f98.jpg

    Exotic Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i 10/10 would eat this, im a cheese lover.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother would probably do this |:/

    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister would be proud ( after she ate it )

    #100

    Moodymorning

    Moodymorning

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    #101

    You vs. The Guy She Tell You Not To Worry About

    You vs. The Guy She Tell You Not To Worry About

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    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this somewhere and someone said that they were in legitimate shock as to how someone managed to melt a tomato, before they realized lmfao

    Kip Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I'm so used to a lot of people having bad grammar and spelling that it just autocorrects in my head. This sentence became "You vs. The guy she tells you not to worry about" I honestly didn't even notice the mistake until I read your comment

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    #102

    360/11= 32,72727272727273

    360/11= 32,72727272727273

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    Metaniel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to share... xD

    Kip Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mom says to split it with your sibling(s)...

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    Daniel Wang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I will get downvoted but I think sharing is overrated

    Shaista Katirena Bolatbek
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one: me when sharing food with my siblings

    ANNIKAH MARTINEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is literally me and my friends breaking out the old protractor :D

    #103

    Champion’s Dinner

    Champion’s Dinner

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemony Snicket style.

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You like A Series of Unfortunate Events too?!

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Lemmon in The Apartment did that.

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    #104

    Happy Valentin’s Day

    Happy Valentin’s Day

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    Red
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person they got this for probably dumped them so the bird took it :)

    #105

    Totally Classy

    Totally Classy

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    #106

    Noodly Bday Cake

    Noodly Bday Cake

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what I want for my next birthday!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to serve for your Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-mas dinner.

    #107

    The Grinch?

    The Grinch?

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    Lauren Watson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. The scary flowers from the original Alice in Wonderland from Disney....

    #108

    Borded Thursday‘S

    Borded Thursday‘S

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    Exotic Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY'RE MISSING ONE!!!! (top right)

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this person aim to make as many mistakes as possible with words?

    #109

    Fresh

    Fresh

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrimdusa or pastadusa. I’m sorry internet for putting this out there. I’ll show my youngest sister how lame I am.

    #110

    Breakfast

    Breakfast

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    Emilingo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what to say......

    #111

    Worth Trying

    Worth Trying

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    Soap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like an onion museum? I'd go!

    Blinding_Darkness
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the person who put the onions in there (even though you probably won't read this): Are you still crying?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Claw! He has been Chosen!"

    #112

    Playdonald

    Playdonald

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    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see that the bag says prettyboy,

    Soap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, please explain :(

    #113

    Order Food By Your Local Restaurant

    Order Food By Your Local Restaurant

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    #114

    Grape

    Grape

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    Blinding_Darkness
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my brother would probably buy a packet of these, replace them all with grapes, then give them to me. Oh, and he'd make sure to keep all the chocolate to himself. 😂

    #115

    Totallycumber

    Totallycumber

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    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many cucumbers were sacrificed for the cause

    SushiPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two were enough but this.......

    Meme master
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a cucumber over his d**k

    #116

    Can My Employer Stop Me Eating At My Desk?

    Can My Employer Stop Me Eating At My Desk?

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    #117

    Diavola 1/3

    Diavola 1/3

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    Faramir10
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it back and get your money refunded.

    #118

    Saturn Devouring His Son

    Saturn Devouring His Son

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    Pooh Bear
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Saturn (Greek name Kronos) titan of time in Greek mythology. After overthrowing his father, he was king of the titans. In fear of a prophecy that stated one of his children would someday overthrow him, he devoured them so as to try and stop that from happening. Sorry if I got any of that wrong 😅

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    #119

    Italian Munchies

    Italian Munchies

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    Katie Garr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of the "burrito pocket" I used to have in my backpack. A pocket reserved only for the burritos that I would buy from the school store and then share with my friends. They'd sit in there after I bought them until lunchtime.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were wrapped and stuff though, right? Right?...

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scottish friend had a porridge drawer in her kitchen

    Ivette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what monster would do this to pasta

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the pasta, I am concerned for the staining in those light wood cabinets!! Not to mention...bugs + smell.

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    #120

    Too Much Mayo Anyway

    Too Much Mayo Anyway

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    togcrewsc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a hot moment there I thought the bird WAS the mayo...

    #121

    Monday’s Delivery

    Monday’s Delivery

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    Matthew White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like that one MATH EQUATION

    Kip Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy has 386 oranges in his car, he opens the door and 139 oranges fall out, how many oranges does Jimmy have left?

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    Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WeLl WhEn LiFe GiVeS yOu LeMoNs!!!

    Matthew White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah I've met Blue, red and now you are you the imposter. do you guys know each other in real life or did you make it up?

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    #122

    When The Food Is The Ground

    When The Food Is The Ground

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste food like this? Especially meat.

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    #123

    Neo Capitalisme

    Neo Capitalisme

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    #124

    Never Enough Butter

    Never Enough Butter

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    Dana Grunwald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homer Simpson would like it.

    Bellamy John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever a comment has more likes than the post

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    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone has even attempted eating this then I'm gonna scream

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the tub of mayo

    Soap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOUR STICKS OF BUTTER

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    #125

    AirPods

    AirPods

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    #126

    Italian Pigeons Are The Best

    Italian Pigeons Are The Best

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    #127

    Why ??

    Why ??

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because someone was an asshole

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The watermelon thief strikes again

    #128

    Conjoined Potatoes. (Sorry, Not Too Clear)

    Conjoined Potatoes. (Sorry, Not Too Clear)

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    #129

    Cake Face

    Cake Face

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do those teeth look real??

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard about a guy who died from eating licorice. I'm about to die just looking at this....

    #131

    Dinner In The Uglyverse

    Dinner In The Uglyverse

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    #132

    Dry Friday

    Dry Friday

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    #133

    Totally Minestron

    Totally Minestron

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    Shaista Katirena Bolatbek
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew can you imagine all the old fermented sweat that you are gonna get in your mouth when you eat this

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    #134

    Intense Flavours

    Intense Flavours

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little bit of everything they found in the fridge.

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like 50s or 60s obsession with gelatin food.

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that grey stuff? Fish inners?

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drop the person who made this's @. I just want to talk. : )

    Sarah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the 50's obsession of Jello!

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a waste of food though

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can't watch cooking shows without concern for the masses.

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    #135

    Hardcore Tea Lover

    Hardcore Tea Lover

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    Shaista Katirena Bolatbek
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its just natural selection at this point..

    #136

    Thirsty?

    Thirsty?

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    #138

    Wave

    Wave

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    Helenium
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not fake its a piece of art its shaped like that its a sculpture

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a prank. https://time.com/5513048/rice-photo-prank/

    #139

    Missing Maple Syrup

    Missing Maple Syrup

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    #140

    Croissants?

    Croissants?

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    Bird Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is SOOOOO fake. I've had croissants before, and I have never seen any legs. XD

    Pam Olson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible. Someone needs therapy if they think this is funny and worthwhile.

    manon M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Croissants are not fried but baked. (if that can be reassuring)

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly, breading just doesn't form that shape. Better to wrap it in dough.

    Ivette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let em show this to my sister she loves croissants

    #141

    True Love

    True Love

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... Yeah. Not touching this one.

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man with no legs in the background

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how there is just a guy standing in the background

    #142

    Street Food

    Street Food

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's so hot, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk." I heard that many times growing up in Texas.

    #143

    His Palms Are Sweaty Knees Weak Arms Are Heavy There’s Vomit On His Sweater Already Covered In His Moms Spaghetti

    His Palms Are Sweaty Knees Weak Arms Are Heavy There’s Vomit On His Sweater Already Covered In His Moms Spaghetti

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job taking a pic first...wtf.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is the father. That's how it often goes.

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    Pam Olson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help him! Don’t be a jerk and stop to take a picture!