Here’s a reality check nobody asked for: the beginning of the ‘80s is as far away in time as is the year 2068. Yeah, time flies when we’re doom-scrolling cat memes.
So, why not celebrate it with a trip down memory lane with the help of Totally Awesome 80s, an Instagram page that shares all things ‘80s (with a little bit of ‘70s and ‘90s sprinkled in between).
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*two high fours and a high five from Bouche and Audi's household*
Load More Replies...Mine was up until 7 years ago when my parents finally downsized. 47 years with the same number!
Load More Replies...We had to memorize our home phone number and address...my mom even made us keep a quarter in our shoe for the payphone just in case...KangaRoos were so cool
Not only that but one house we lived in, in a village in Cheshire, started with a four digit phone number, and I remember the fifth digit being added (in the days when the dialling code for your area was a whole other number that you learnt later on)
I remember dialling local numbers without a dialling code. I also remember '1' day, when all phone numbers got an extra '1' after the initial '0'.
Load More Replies...Oh shart...I DO remember it...hadn't thought of it in 30 years, and its still there.
I'm 70yrs old ... Had a 'party line' lift make sure no one else using (or listen if they were lol) 4 digits #5370
I think there was a brief period in 99 when gas dropped below a dollar a gallon again... man, it'd be nice to see a return to that
👍👍👍💧💧💧💲💲💲😭😭😭. I remember paying. 75 cents a gallon for gas’s. Spending $100 in groceries with a 6 month old. I had a Fiat Spider convertible, 1980, I think. Child is with a friend. Trunk is full. The two seats in the back, full. Passenger seat was empty, but I had to put the top down to avoid possibly blocking my right side. $100. This was ca. 1985.
I remember paying $0.59 for gasoline. A homecooked meal of a 10oz. steak, baked potato, side salad and a bottle of red wine for <$5. I also remember that minimum wage was $2.30 an hour.
Load More Replies...Just in case y'all been living under a rock, stagnant wages since the 1970's have not kept up with inflation.
I woukd argue even if i shpped in 1999 at my 1999 income it would be cheaper. Certainly no subscriptions
In my home. The neighbour and my father used x-rays in the window.... it was a serius and hilarious fight!!!
So, Totally Awesome 80s is an Instagram page (Facebook as well) dedicated to celebrating one of the most iconic decades of the last century—the awesome '80s, mixed in with a little bit of the '70s and the '90s.
The page was created back in mid 2018 and has since then posted nearly 8,000 bits of content and amassed a following of 325,000 people.
I think you can say damn without getting censored
Load More Replies...So then the ultimate honor is Weird Al winning a Grammy for parodying your song.
From the 90s but still: We been spending most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise I churned butter once or twice Livin' in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Livin' in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Livin' in an Amish paradise
Even Coolio publicly admitted how he regretted giving Weird Al a hard time for his parody Amish Paradise. Coolio later said it was a great song, and was able to bury the hatchet prior to his 2022 death.
I made my son watch it just so he'd get all the references I make to it.
Load More Replies...there's actually a name for this, 'you've been Yankoviced', and your ratings on the parodied song are guaranteed to go up too
I still remember my first concert when I was 4 or 5, sparked a love for Weird Al!
Yes!!! I’m borderline Gen Z/Alpha but the town I lived in for Elementary school was small and rural enough that we could safely play in our cul-de-sac most of the time. However I do remember doing this the rare times a car came through!
I went for Ulysses 31 and Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors when I was a kid.
Battle of the planets, Charlton and the wheelies, bananaman, count duckula, and danger mouse. Saturday mornings Tiswas, or swap shop, ‘80’s kids tv in the uk
Load More Replies...Four of these predate the 80s. Jetsons, Flintstones and Scooby Doo are 60s/70s and Bugs and Daffy are even older,
The point is that they were on that sweet Saturday morning rotation. It's not a generational feud thing.
Load More Replies...Oh yes, when kids TV was made by people who took too much acid in the 60s.... and HR Puff n stuff....
Load More Replies...Dagnab it, I'm old enough to remember that the Flintstones were an evening snow, not a Saturday morning cartoon. It was considered an adult program. Wow, adults were boring back in my day.
It’s hard to explain what made the '80s such an iconic time period.
On an objective level, it was the decade that gave the world MTV and CNN, some of the first instances of personal home computing with IBM and Apple, and the first mobile phone, Motorola DynaTAC 8000X.
It was also a decade of great tragedy with the NASA’s Space Shuttle Challenger disaster and the explosion of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Reactor #4.
No one remembers gorgeous Sam Brown and back vocalists' wonderful voices and shoulder pads.
? Casual stroll to main supermarket in most countries will get you that? Wish-granting genie would be rolling his eyes.
Load More Replies...We were only allowed to this at new year's eve in my family. My mom bringing 2 vienettas on the table was like Marie Antoinette in Versailles.
We still do this on New Year’s eve, and *only* then, lol.
Load More Replies...Just once at the beach, lesson learned, must find flip-flops
Load More Replies...If not shredded, at least seriously grease stained...
Load More Replies...But the thing folks talk about the most is the sound of the '80s—its music scene.
Many consider the nostalgia that '80s music creates to be the strongest out there with numerous artists coming back to cover popular songs and sounds from the decade.
its so sad how he is now, still a wonderful man but the stroke took so much from him
Fern Gully was my start. I was little. I thought his voice was fantastic.
Who had enough time to figure this out? Nice to see, but that's not how I read books.
We had real priorities and learned from actual experience. Not memes. Today there's soooo much information out there, that many people just remain living on the surface sifting through it looking for what to prioritize. I dunno if that makes any sense lol.
Load More Replies...No cellphone, no pictures, no proof that I did what? We got away with so much back then, but we also didn't do things as dumb and risky as kids nowadays. Sorry, but no, I don't want to break into a building, start a fire while I'm partying, then do a smash and grab while running home. Drunken spin the bottle in my friend's basement sounds so much safer.
My younger friends ask me this. How did we do things ! My answer? My father couldn’t find me on a date!
One commenter speculated that the '80s was a careless and fun decade. Considering modern day stresses imposed upon new generations, looking back to a decade whose fashion and music sound carefree, it becomes a nice escape for the younger generations.
Is that from one of the Men in Black movies?
Load More Replies...Taking a break from riding all over the place eating Ding Dongs that came wrapped in aluminum foil, drinking Tang and battling tanks on Atari 2600 before taking off on another adventure!
Moannnn. The good old days. Perhaps I’ll just go back one day.
Load More Replies...riding our bikes to the woods and finding our favorite spot, swiping eggs from the farm and boiling them in a pan we found and filled with water from the creek, making a fire and eating hard boiled eggs for lunch, then later on remembering we'd better get going its almost dinner time.
Oh jeeze..this is kind of making me feel depressed. I really really miss how it used to be before social media and everyone having a cell phone shoved up their asses sideways. Booo. The world sucks now. AND I'm old now! Thanks a lot Bored Panda! Lol I'm just kidding
I show my age by confessing that I knew the names of all the songs these lines came from straight away
"Come on, Eileen! Don't you want me, baby? Take on me, because I'm hungry like the wolf. We can dance if we want to. I'm never gonna give you up, even though you're a material girl, so pour some sugar on me."
99 Luftballons was the first song I ever heard from a CD player. New tech back then. We also had all these big balloon releases that year to protest for peace. All the school kids would get together and we'd all have balloons and release them at once. I can't imagine the amount of microplastic from that, but we also were tired of being threatened by nuclear annihilation.
When you have FAME, You get money for nothing and your chick's for free, but there's always something there to remind you that you live in a Big Country and life is Just Like a dream.
There’s also the idea of having parents who listen a lot to '80s music, instilling an interesting sense of nostalgia for their kids as well, even if they didn’t live through it.
And in the same breath "as if the computers were good enough to get us to the moon back then!"
I like that Jaws just skadoodled toward the camera like a loaf of stale bread
All these nitwits need to do is watch movies and TV shows from the late 60's to know faking something like this was way beyond our technical prowess at the time.
I watched a show years ago in where someone said we couldn't have faked the moon landing because we didn't have the technology. But we had the technology to go to the moon? I don't think anything was faked but that was kind of an idiot comment imo.
Load More Replies...Looney Toons > Tom and Jerry. Warner Bros made the best cartoons IMO. Disney was pretty and Hannah Barbera were plentiful but WB were the best.
Load More Replies...They have a 4 hour long looney tunes mix on YouTube for any fans that would like to know.
I have a little personal sauna, and when I'm using it, my hands are stuck inside and I can't use my phone. I have my Echo Show set up to watch Looney Toons. And they play the old school ones, not the politically correct ones.
Load More Replies...It's Scooby Doo for me. I am 59 years old and have always loved them
And the most iconic of them all: Droopy Dog. (In my humble opinion, of course.)
In the 80s one of my favorite childhood memories was me getting ready for school in the morning and my grandfather waiting to take us and him laughing his butt off at the Roadrunner and Coyote
I'm 22 but I still grew up watching Tom and Jerry and also Looney Tunes
Oh my Gosh... I know I noticed that. But it never truly sunk in until just now.
Well, Trump is likely to be president again so I'm not sure any lesson was ever learned here.
Others speculated that it could just be history doing its cyclical thing again. Those who grew up in the '80s are now becoming primary producers of pop culture. Considering all the '80s franchise reboots, Stranger Things and the like, they all come from people who grew up in that era for the people who grew up in that era.
For real? guess it's up there with the rocking horse and the teddy bear now.
Load More Replies...I LOVED mine! And thirty tears later, my kids played with the exact one because my mom kept everything 😂
It was so satisfying to watch the round coin fit perfectly in the correct slot or try and fit the wrong size in the wrong slot.
I bought one of these for my nephew when he was little. He’s 7 and still has it!
Don't worry about the little pieces of tissue stuck on them. They melt off as soon as you put it in your mount!!!!!
Are these the ones that sparked or was that Life Savers? My grandma used to like these. Those and Velamints.
For non-Americans, that's Parental Guidance content rating.
Gremlins was PG. Ghostbusters was PG. IIRC Dark Crystal and Labyrinth were both actually G. I'm Gen X and we are what we are.
Poltergeist was on HBO like 24/7 for a year. At least it wasn't the Exorcist... that effed up the young Boomer
Load More Replies...I often rewatch 80'movies wondering if it would be OK to show them to kids now. But I'm baffled by the amount of sheer wanton violence you can find in alleged family movies like Indiana Jones or Willow.
Sheena Queen of the jungle was PG. Tanya Roberts went full frontal in that one. Was werewolf in London really PG?!?!
No AWiL was MA15+. They actually had to censor some violence in Sheena to get a PG. It's mind-boggling them letting full frontal nudity slip through.
Load More Replies...watching an 80s pg movie now with kids--there's so much profanity!
Back in '84 I remember watching Scarface on vhs and my mother freaking out and yelling at me about them saying "fúç(" every other sentence.
Load More Replies...I know a dude that has that exact werewolf statue. Scarier in person than you'd think.
The FX in American Werewolf still hold up very well and it's been nearly 50 years. Don't tell me practical effects don't work. I blame Lucas for pushing cgi before it was mature enough which led to a lot of masters of FX leaving the industry.
they created pg-13 after gremlins, I believe, or at least partially due to it
Um, this is the BEST kind of carpet. You can buy stuff like this for your house now.
They all had it because they went in on a deal with the company that made bus and commuter rail seating.
Yes, and by the time you got to the floor, you were too dizzy to skate.
This idea of revivals is further supported by another commenter, who explained that the '70s saw a huge '50s revival with the TV show Happy Days and the movie Grease. Then there was a '60s revival in the '80s with The Doors, The Who, and the like filling entire stadiums. Apply the paradigm far enough and you might just be able to explain why “old” things are hip again.
I have a photo of my mum who was very visibly pregnant with me smoking a cigarette.
I remember going in the local convenience store and purchasing a pack for my mom.
And buying my first pack from a cigarette machine for a quarter
Load More Replies...I have a picture of me holding my son on Christmas morning smoking a cigarette, he's probably 9 months old. I quit smoking when he was seven
How about a kiss from those tobacco scented lips? Still great!
Heh. I have a photo my grandma took of me arriving home as a newborn....having ridden home in the front seat of a VW Microbus in my mother's arms.
This was not taken in the 80's; this was taken in the 70's. That's a Dorothy Hamell "wedge" haircut. I had that very same haircut.
I remember having some cigarette ashes on my eggs frome time to time... 🤷🏽
My school got a second-hand computer from the local university in about 1977. The headmaster had to move out of his office to make room for it. I doubt it had more than 4k of RAM.
Try being given a Commodore 64 and learning DOS... IN 2003 GUYS... 2003 LOL
He was funny for us because he didn't want anyone else to feel his pain.
Load More Replies...Yeah, mine are also fine so far. I watched this and Romper Room and Bozo the Clown.
Load More Replies...And Mr. Moose, Dancing Bear and Grandfather Clock! Captain-Ka...a95c72.jpg
The morning? I have to roll over several times during the night because my hip pain wake me up.
But that’s just music. Think of the remaining part of pop culture that happened back in the '80s: the Master System, NES. and Atari 7800 all came out in the early part of the decade; Polaroid reached peak popularity during this time; shows like Full House, The Transformers and Duck Tales were huge back then; movies like Back To The Future debuted during the '80s. The list goes on.
I'm a Firefighter, I've seen many times where someone was attempting to do a Dukes of Hazzard over a big creek
beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
Beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
Load More Replies...Your momma is so stupid/fat/lazy...[insert random offensive insult here]...battle it out, everyone laughs, and we all play dodgeball or G.I. Joe until the street lights came on.
your mom is so stupid she puts stamps on her e-mails!
Load More Replies...My years in secondary school were just a never ending stream of “your mum”
I’m turning 42 next week. Last night, I was in voice chat with a friend, playing an online game with him. He was going to go gathering stuff, and asked what resource we needed more of in the game. I immediately responded, “your mom!” I don’t think the spirit of those times has ever left me XD
Load More Replies...Gen X is the generation that gave up in our 20s. Boomers never cared and Millennials were to young to give a damn too.
Momma so far her áss has separate zip codes. Momma so dumb when they were handing out brains she thought they said rain and left to get an umbrella.
In about 1983 I had a young track coach with a good sense of humor. I tossed him a penny and said "tell your mom to keep the change"
I was amazed when I got to junior high and we had this option EVERY DAY!
I started at a new school, 7th grade, in 1979. Had the school lunch the 1st day AND NEVER AGAIN. It was terrible. And I also say, people who say "sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" haven't had enough sex or pizza
My son (born in 2011)will only eat pizza if it's School Pizza from his elementary school.
For several years we had octagon pizza, but it was nearly the same. It also came with a choice of mystery meat.
I remember watching Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet on one of these in our English literature class. Olivia Hussey was hot!
She was also... rather underage at the time...
Load More Replies...Anyone else remember the red balloon film? Must have seen that every time my teacher was hungover. A little girl is chasing after a red balloon she lost.
They also used these beasts to traumatize us. Bodies after car accidents in Red Asphalt. Close ups of STDs for sex ed. Old Yeller and Reefer Madness. I remember one about what to do when your uncle touched you. Ok touching vs not ok touching showed a guy groping kids for not ok touching.
My fondest memory of that bad boy was being shown how to deal with my "friend".
We watched one about the dangers of smoking, with a tracheostomy patient smoking out of his neck
Well, that’s that. If you enjoyed this article, we have plenty more where that came from. Well, not there per se, but the '80s! And you can always check out the Instagram page.
And if you don’t feel like going back in time any more, then why not stay in the present and share your takes and stories in the comment section below!
Must have been an East Coast thing. Out here WC it was all cans.
East coast now, but grew up in Portland, OR. We had it!
Load More Replies...I loved peeling the danged Styrofoam. I'd always try to make it even as I went.
Peeling the Styrofoam off the bottles was therapy for me!! Less expensive than my current therapy! 🤪
Why do I feel like driving a drop top 5.0 Mustang all the sudden?
If you do make sure you've got the ragtop down so your hair can blow.
Load More Replies...Please I'd have to belt out at my loudest the rest of it! Vanilla ice woop woop!
I grew up in the 80s and can’t stand this kind of thing. No helmet on my bike, so cool… I ended up in hospital with a bleeding head after going too fast down a hill one time at age 8. You bet my kids always wear a helmet on bikes and scooters. Also, I hated sitting in the car with both my parents chain-smoking. So happy that kids these days are better cared for.
My little brother rode down a freshly paved asphalt hill on his thigh after taking a spill. Road rash at 8 was no joke
Load More Replies...A plank of wood and a cinder block was all we needed to launch our bikes into space
And wasn't the parade of walking wounded in any given class a treat...so many signatures on so many plastercasts over the years.
I have pictures of my kids' casts, I was always first to sign. What did I write? :-) 'I TOLD YOU SO!" The kids were SO proud of those!
Load More Replies...My dad's words and I quote "walk it off and you'll live."
Load More Replies...After wiping out we'd just rub some dirt on the scrapes to stop the bleeding and carry on like nothing happened until we got home. The c**p momma put on those wounds hurt much worse.
My family actually had a 1973 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. It was light blue.
Eew! A dangerously delusional "Macho Man" here! A cry for help- "somebody - STOP me!"
drugs are bad, m-kay? ditto for Jimi, Janis, Lizard King, Moonie, Bon Scott, Bonzo, Jacko, Pigpen, ad infinitum
Load More Replies...I'm in my 40s and i still feel like the 80s were 20 years ago. I am definitely GenX.
The older I get, the faster time goes. We’ve certainly lost some genius’s along the way. Rest in Peace Prince
Everybody in our house smoke marlboros and we just combined everything and got so much stuff, even the kayak
Time Magazine: "The Red Brick Road is supposed to lead travellers from Quadling Country to the great Emerald City. However, in the movie, the road is shown ending up at…Munchkin City Hall."
When RuPaul asked Jinx (as Judy in Snatchgame), where does the road lead to? It was a set Ru!
I watched Sesame Street before there even was an Elmo... And Oscar was orange!
Hell yeah! and the cute one was GROVER. Not Elmo!
Load More Replies...I remember the tickle me Elmo craze around Christmas when they first came out.
The hole in the ozone layer thanks you for your contribution, hair spray.
It's ok, she can shield the entire population from the UV rays.
Load More Replies...As a born and raised idiot from 🇩🇪, I instantly had to think of the friggin' »Struwwelpeter«...🤷🏽
She be the reason I missed the last 45 minutes of Amadeus in the movie theater. Thanks for sitting in front of me in a crowded theater!
I used to yell SEA HAG through the fan at the girl across the street in my best sotto voce.
My sister and I used to sing the beginning to Earth Song by Michael Jackson under the hand dryers in the ladies' loo.
still doing that! someone has to teach the grandkids about simple pleasures
With that one guitar (stars in his eyes) He'll come alive, come alive tonight, woah
Load More Replies...There's a license plate in my neighborhood that says "Rylos". Never have I been so jealous nor wondered how many people understand why that is so cool. In case you don't know, Rylos is the name of the planet in "The Last Starfighter". Love that movie. Robert Preston's last role and he plays what can only be called an interstellar Harold Hill.
This vehicle was probably purchased only because they could get these bad a$$ vanity plates.
My Juke has a sticker around the car label that says "Duke The Jukebox"
Do you remember back to "Today we talk to a model who likes Nicholas Parsons. And a parson who likes..."?
I will go to my grave and swear Nic Cage is the greatest actor of all time!
I was a teen in the 80s and I'm so glad I have curly hair. When I look back at photos I'm not embarrassed about my hair.😂
You know, at the time I was in despair because I couldn't get my hair to do this. Now? Now I'm grateful for the failure.
anyone else try to find adult content no matter how scrambled the picture was? you got super excited when you thought you sorta kinda saw something.
Yessss... that's a nipple... nope that's pepperoni...
Load More Replies...That, or the cousins got to spend the night at grandma's house and watch Revenge of the Nerds.
Pfft, we had National Geographic magazine and hopefully there was a nipple or two somewhere.
My parents set a childlock on the cable box to block certain channels after 9pm (Cinemax in particular became softcore porn at night, hence its nickname "Skinamax") that required a pin to unlock. We quickly learned if we unplugged the box for 10 seconds it would remove the lock - so we set our own new pin to make it look like we were still "protected".
My dad just had his VHS porn recordings in the living room under the TV.
My brother found out a way to get the Playboy channel if you took off the front of the cable box and put a flathead screwdriver in...just the right place. One of us had to gold it there, while the rest got to watch some adult content on a screen that would still jump and hiccup every 5 seconds.
That's a Honda ATC 90. Fun as hell but basically banned after too many people kept dying on them.
I had a friend who literally lost one of his nuts riding an ATC.
Load More Replies...If the answer to Do we think we can get away with it? Is Yes, then proceed.
Load More Replies...We did this but with school lunch trays instead of toilet seats. Once we got old enough to drive cars in the 90s, we used those to tow around people on lunch trays. And on rollerblades. We were geniuses.
80's kids were built different. Now if they get a splinter or lose a drop of blood they're rushed to the emergency room.
Broke my back and both arms thanks to three wheelers! Thanks 80s ATV designers!
I loved watching Hammer Horror movies with Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee & Vincent Price in them. Peter was a legend as Van Helsing. I used to watch them as a kid (yep, showing my age, lol).
Christopher Lee scared the c**p out of us as Fu Man Chu - we used to hide behind the sofa!
Load More Replies...Lol. Why is this funny to me? Oh yea.. Long live the Empire! Seriously did you all not know of the unstoppable alien force that the empire was going to hold back?
I've been watching Hammer films lately starring Grand Moff Tarkin and Count Dooku.
For those who don't know, the yellow plug carried the video signal and the red and white plugs carried the stereo audio, red for right and white for left.
And there was me wondering what the middle one had to do with Mozart. I get it now! He won't be Bach either.
Mostly because that is a picture of Beethoven (who went deaf)
Load More Replies...Nope, he cut off his left ear, so the red plug is right!
Load More Replies...Okay...but can we discuss the hamster sticker? The one with the knife, giving everyone the middle finger. Because I f*****g love it!!
I know the song, but for some reason, trying to figure out the title/lyrics based on the opposite words threw me off. I got as far as "never going to break your heart" and got confused because that's similar to a BSB song. "I'll Never Break Your Heart", for anyone who didn't know or remember from 1996
3, 4... Better lock your door 5,6... Grab your crucifix 7, 8.... Gonna stay up late 9, 10... Never sleep again
Thank you, the wrong versions were making me twitch.
Load More Replies...3-4 better shut the door, 5-6 get your crucifix, 7-8 better stay up late, 9-10 never sleep again, 10-11...this would have been a really great Golden Book....lol
The title made me laugh as I do remember my childhood phone number and I use it with variations as a password
When I caught my son messing with the router a few years ago, I changed the password to my old phone number from when I was eight. I'll never forget it, but he would never think of it.
Load More Replies...I just started re-listening to some of my favourite’80’s music, eurythmics, police, talking heads, Alison moyet and Kate bush, to name a few. It was a great decade for music
I still remember my parents phone number, (and my childhood best friends' number too. Now as for my own number....NOPE! 😜🙂
As a teen, I could relate to half of these. The other half I knew about but couldn't relate to. I think all the other kids in my school wouldn't even know what a phone book is.
The title made me laugh as I do remember my childhood phone number and I use it with variations as a password
When I caught my son messing with the router a few years ago, I changed the password to my old phone number from when I was eight. I'll never forget it, but he would never think of it.
Load More Replies...I just started re-listening to some of my favourite’80’s music, eurythmics, police, talking heads, Alison moyet and Kate bush, to name a few. It was a great decade for music
I still remember my parents phone number, (and my childhood best friends' number too. Now as for my own number....NOPE! 😜🙂
As a teen, I could relate to half of these. The other half I knew about but couldn't relate to. I think all the other kids in my school wouldn't even know what a phone book is.
