A poll of 2,500 people revealed that going to the toilet accounts for the biggest chunk of time spent in the bathroom – an average of one hour and 42 minutes a week, or almost 92 days over a lifetime. But chances are, you wouldn't last in these lavatories for even a minute. Not to mention laying your precious tushy on them. Toilets With Threatening Auras is a project dedicated entirely to collecting cursed cans from every corner of the earth, and you could easily film horror movies on these sites.

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Oh, no. I'd have to close my eyes.

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Another "gotta close my eyes to go" floor.

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Oh, I think a tree will do quite nicely, thank you.

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Roger Haywood
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1 year ago

These are the toilets you don't see on Star Trek. (On the poop deck, in case you're wondering).

CrunChewy McSandybutt
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1 year ago

I will always upvote the poop deck.

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Katinka Min
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1 year ago

The look cool - but also like a trap. You are lured in with the promise of a peaceful dump - and then you are sealed in the pod for later consumption by aliens.

Rani Johnson
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1 year ago

Or shoved out of the airlock. Into space.

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Emerald Joanna
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1 year ago

Ok I actually love this...

tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

Compared to some of the others, these are wonderful.

Ben Bishop
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1 year ago

These are in a restaurant called sketch in london

AndersM
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1 year ago

HAL wipe my ass please

Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Alien meets Picasso.

Daria B
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1 year ago

More like Marcel Duchamp ♥

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ADHORTATOR
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1 year ago

cool...where is this place?

Samantha Patchett
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1 year ago

It's Sketch in London, the whole place is awesomely designed

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Kris Kocis
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1 year ago

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Debbie Fulton
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1 year ago

I was thinking Mork, from Zork. Remember the Mork and Mindy Show? With Robin Williams and Pam Dauber. Mork arrived here on earth, in an egg. That's the egg!

Nathalie Langevin
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1 year ago

Those aren't that bad, actually. At least you get some privacy...

Zsuzsanna Szucs
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1 year ago

It's a trap... You go in everything is fine. You come out and it's 2120 and you are on a Spaceship....

Christopher Henriquez
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1 year ago

it looks like a space ship

TheReader19
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1 year ago

Now this I like

Lyop
Community Member
1 year ago

Ooh!! Oh wow!! Ooooh, I would use these. Yup, I would!

Lotus Flower
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1 year ago

Why am I seeing Mork from Ork

Jo Choto
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1 year ago

I love those. Looks like a fun and happy toilet egg.

Mark R
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1 year ago

Been to this restaurant... SKETCH.. two michelin starred

Valadia Kristoffersen
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1 year ago

I would LOVE this!! Probably never leave it LOL...

Maggie Dougherty
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1 year ago

That toilet looks like a face, with an open mouth!!..

Suzanne Clark
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1 year ago

Potty Pods anyone?

Bunny Lady
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1 year ago

Pee pods!

Tiffany Sparrow
Community Member
1 year ago

oooh the future

Paul Chang
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1 year ago

Egg shitter

Laurentiu
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1 year ago

Great...

Michael Morgan
Community Member
1 year ago

*Incubation time from 1-min.to 59-min. *Magazines not included. *The eggshell relocatable *Unisex + Aliens 🚻+☣️

Daric Apai (Darquestar1)
Community Member
1 year ago

Does anyone else see two eyes, a nose and a mouth you sit on?

Sue Sanders
Community Member
1 year ago

Not for claustrophobic poopers.

Ayasophya Alturas
Community Member
1 year ago

the storm troopers out there are like, "what's so weird about this one?"

Donald Holder
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1 year ago

Cool design, but why all in pínk? Is it the ladies room?

Sue Ogden
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1 year ago

Too pretty to poop in.

Flavia Slag
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1 year ago

10...9...8...

Donna Cheung
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't mind these so much except that the opened toilet looks like a skull...

MadRatter
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1 year ago

I'm claustrophobic - so I would probably not lock the door 😅

Non-New-Toni-An
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1 year ago

These are great!! Not threatening at all!

Wahyu Anisa Debe
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1 year ago

Poop capsulles hmm...

JerseyGirlMel
Community Member
1 year ago

Sometimes you crack open an egg to find it stinks to high hell. How appropriate!

Pusfarm
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't forget to wipe, Dave.

Benjamin Epstein
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1 year ago

Just beware the andromeda strain.

Momo Skarsgård
Community Member
1 year ago

I love it!

Unbored
Community Member
1 year ago

This looks like something out of Lazy Town

Daniel Wang
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1 year ago

alien toilets

Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
1 year ago

the prequel to "hot tub time machine"

GoodPanda
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1 year ago

HHmmm

Dr John A Truman
Community Member
1 year ago

this is not too bad

Theory Buchannon
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1 year ago

I would love this

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
1 year ago

I kinda love this!

Zaheen Muhammad
Community Member
1 year ago

There's someone with droopy eyes waiting inside

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Crystal Pearson
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1 year ago

That's the area where I'd be putting up a tent!

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Beuska
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1 year ago

:D creepy ...

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
1 year ago

Those must be the most unsanitized hole.....never mind.

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Katie Smith
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1 year ago

For when you're hosting your wedding in your bathroom

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

I can't help but think that some men would get a kick out of urinating on the floor.

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Sherri Steinert-Brown
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1 year ago

That is awesome

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

Room with a view.

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Baba Caine
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1 year ago

For people who like to take risks

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Roger Haywood
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1 year ago

Hey, my wiener isn't THAT small!

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

I guess they got sick of running out of toilet paper after the kids didn’t refill the bog roll.

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Eirik Johnsbråten
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1 year ago

Now, that's just wrong. Who hangs the toilet paper roll that way?

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Zaheen Muhammad
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1 year ago

I like this one

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Sophia Li
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1 year ago

I think I had a dream about this

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Eirik Johnsbråten
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1 year ago

I would use that to hang my jacket on.

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ADHORTATOR
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1 year ago

If you have to puke...

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Aaron W
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1 year ago

I hope nobody was in it...

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Biljana Malesevic
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1 year ago

Watch before you sit!

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Kathy Baylis
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1 year ago

Wow. The bathroom attendant really needs a vacation.

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

Toilets gone on a bit of a bender.

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

That’s a pretty clever idea for bush camping.

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Heidi Zimmermann
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1 year ago

The positive thing is, you can immediately see if the toilet is occupied.

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Nevi Løvfelt
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1 year ago

If spiderman come and need to relieve himself.

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Katie Smith
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1 year ago

OH MY GOD ITS SO YOU CAN HAVE A TINKLE WHILST HAVING A TINKLE :D

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

Why, why, why???

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Roger Haywood
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1 year ago

Well, its a good place to crap yourself.

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Toujin C'Thlu
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1 year ago

Looks like someone found a way to turn a squat toilet into a sitting toilet. Very clever

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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1 year ago

The classic thinker pose.

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Nadine Francis
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1 year ago

I knew there was something I missed seeing in the UK!

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Lira Mai
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1 year ago

Dr. Who should just use a blue toilet booth.

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Milda Mockūnaitė
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1 year ago

At least nobody can see your face...

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Crystal Pearson
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1 year ago

Omg I couldn't handle the picture I wanted to throw up and cry

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Dentures are not cheap. Can't say I don't blame them. But I'd bleach the hell outta of them for a couple days.

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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1 year ago

The last step is always the trickiest.

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Desiré Yen
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1 year ago

Pirates of the Caribbean toilet 😄

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Conserving water. Smart.

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Did they not flush before they took the photo?

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