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51 Funny Cat And Dog Confessions Reveal What They Actually Think
Tiny Confessions began when my wife and I adopted our bichon, Willie. As I was walking him through the streets of New York, I began coming up with oddly specific revelations that he might make if he could speak ("I actually believe I own everything I pee on"). I just found the idea of a pet expressing embarrassing / naughty secrets in an overly wordy manner to be funny.
I usually get photos of pets from friends or fans of the series and then find out something about their personalities, funny stories, and behaviors. I do a pencil drawing and then do the actual painting on the iPad.
My dog Willie is a clown and provides many of the confessions himself. I’m very excited about the 2016 Calendar which comes out on July 15 and is available for pre-order now on Amazon!
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Nickie 10 years ago
I trained them to think my slippers are tiny warrior's, that were happy to sleep all at my feet. So, after we made it through puppy bulimia stage with the only $$ damage to plastic frames glasses (left out when I was ambulanced unconscious and couldn't get them in a drawer. By the time we remember I had them, they were new, and go look, all that was left was the lenses. Don't ask me how a 4 lbs ball of fur and tongue was able to chew, swallow, and poop the plastic and metal parts of my glasses, and by the time we remembered they exist, 2 weeks had passed. Vet said if this long passes and no problem, it's fine.) But I'd had to hide my slippers from Sami, because she confused them with her stuffed toys. So when I trained her to not play with my slippers is I'd see her messing with one, I'd do her 'no! Bad dog!' C**p, then put the slippers on and kick her lightly back and forth, but only did it when she messed with them. Eventually she gave up. It's my proudest moment of motherhood.
Nickie 10 years ago
She gives them wide berth after that, but when she's crazy hyper like after a bath, she sits there, and then pounces and throws them across the room. I gave her nuggies along with kicks on those times.
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SarahofBorg 10 years ago
And that is why you must actually play with your kitty, preferably daily.
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