Damn, here we go again. You ended up downloading Tinder for the umpteenth time. You’re not sure why you keep doing it, but there’s something about that little red icon that makes you think maybe this time will be different. Despite some matches here and there, you still struggle to find the right words to start a conversation and do some good flirting without sounding cringe or utterly inappropriate. The truth is, Tinder conversations can be tough to start. You always feel like you’re just sending boring messages that don’t really mean anything.
But then, there are always those who are super good at it. The ones who know how to make you laugh through their pick-up line and get you interested in chatting with them. So how do they do it? What’s their secret conversation starter? We’ve searched the internet and put together this handy collection of the best Tinder pick-up lines and flirty jokes that will help you break the ice with your new match! Cheesy, dirty, funny, corny, smooth, cute: we have everything from A to Z!
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I think I saw you on Spotify.
You were listed as the hottest single.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?
This one works, but only best to use if you mean it. And not to bang a random person. This is not off of experience, only because it seems like an assholeish thing to do if you don’t mean it
We matched!
Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
"Heard you like bad girls."
"Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I’m thinking of ice skating and hot chocolate this week?
Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
Bruh! I used this line on a chick in uni before and she actually showed up for the interview. Asked if I run a blog or something. Long story short, I ended up interviewing her because one, I was too disappointed at how ridiculous this was and second I couldn't just bail out all of a sudden yet I was at the cafe.
Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.
Are you a time traveler?
Because I see you in my future!
I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10.
Because you’re a 10/10.
Not exactly a pick-up line but I've always laughed at the "On a scale of 1-10 you're a 14 because you're basic"...a little science joke for you all lol
Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world?
Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?
Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.
Remember me?
Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.
On a lazy Sunday:
1. Netflix all-day
2. Getting lost in a museum
3. Cuddling with me?
I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims.
Are you in?
So how would it be kiss-proof? Does it have like pepper spray or lasers?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved?
Are you my appendix?
Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese?
A cheesy pickup line.
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Yeah, nothing better that some cheesy or creepy generic sentence to start a conversation. -.- Mostly people use this who didn't even had a second look at your profile, they just spam.
Best pick up line I ever heard was "I've broken my ankle. But that's ok because seeing you were interested made me feel like I was flying.... But seriously, my ankle is freshly broken, any date we go on is gonna have to be simple right now. I hope that's okay" it was cute, sweet, funny, and honest. He really had broken his ankle, got yanked of the porch when he went to walk his dog. Lol
Word of the day is legs, what do you say we go to my place and spread the word?
I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not going to get me drunk!
I mean, WTF, maybe it works on 16yo people? I would RUN far, far away
Load More Replies...I have a good one: You owe me a drink...because when I saw you, I dropped mine
Are these actually good? I am not good at these things or flirting in general but I feel like some of these aren't really flattering or what you should say to someone you just matched with. I get that they're meant to be corny but I don't know, I'm always so lost with these things. Lol
In my opinion most of them are terrible. Personally I prefer something personal referring to my profile or just "Hi, how are you today?"
Load More Replies...Yeah, nothing better that some cheesy or creepy generic sentence to start a conversation. -.- Mostly people use this who didn't even had a second look at your profile, they just spam.
Best pick up line I ever heard was "I've broken my ankle. But that's ok because seeing you were interested made me feel like I was flying.... But seriously, my ankle is freshly broken, any date we go on is gonna have to be simple right now. I hope that's okay" it was cute, sweet, funny, and honest. He really had broken his ankle, got yanked of the porch when he went to walk his dog. Lol
Word of the day is legs, what do you say we go to my place and spread the word?
I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not going to get me drunk!
I mean, WTF, maybe it works on 16yo people? I would RUN far, far away
Load More Replies...I have a good one: You owe me a drink...because when I saw you, I dropped mine
Are these actually good? I am not good at these things or flirting in general but I feel like some of these aren't really flattering or what you should say to someone you just matched with. I get that they're meant to be corny but I don't know, I'm always so lost with these things. Lol
In my opinion most of them are terrible. Personally I prefer something personal referring to my profile or just "Hi, how are you today?"
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